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I hate exams

4 hours of studying and all I can tell you is that Socrates is dead. I think...

(britishbroccoli, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)

I hope hes dead

I burried him this morning

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)

Doc Emmett Brown's dog?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)

that was einstein wasnt it?

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)

Einstein was his 1985 dog

I think Socrates was his 1955 dog

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)

last I heard

he was coaching at Garforth Town
Socrates

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)

sweet...

as in sugar ;?)

I recognise a Happy Toast, and an Eclectech.

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)

Eclectech? Brain = friend. No understando.

(britishbroccoli, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

you explicitly mention:

"Happy Toast Time"
Which I'm assuming is a reference to the good b3tan Happy Toast.

The second image along from that to the right reminds me of an Ecletech dancing person, which I guess should also be in inverted commas.

Next Question. ;?)

[edit: read this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socrates

it seems fairly accurate. Although it's not clear whether you are meant to learn something about his supposed teachings or just about him, himself.

I Might hazard this suggestion though:
Do Not Be Taught, Learn.
[Unless Otherwise Appropriate (which you can be decided for you, or by yourself, of course)].

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)

spell

'beautiful'

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)

Actually, nothing was refering to anything, but you can get a gold star for effort.

And I'll eat some toast and look at b3ta instead of studying some more.

(britishbroccoli, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)

Socrates

Duuuude no way.

(manky dog, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)

I know mannnnn. Dude was like, a dude, mannn.

(britishbroccoli, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)

*air guitars*

most excellent

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)

aww

poor you

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Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)

i know

school is seriously getting in the way of being a college gal.

(britishbroccoli, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)

you have knives for hands.

that is all.

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)

All the better to finely slice you with, m'dear. ANd sharpen pencils and whatnot.

(britishbroccoli, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:18, archived)

Hehe.............Ham

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)

Hohohoho!

Yay!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Briliitastic!™

*clickety click click click*

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)

pfft,

hambush

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)

the only defence is

hamgrenades

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeees a

haaaambush

(manky dog, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)

hahahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)

heh.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:19, archived)

An important safety message from Mr Snoop Doggy Dogg

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)

snoop is all of

teh bling

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)

worst rap name ever.

and that's saying something. that genre inspires dullardry so dense it absorbs spacetime.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:29, archived)

CFB

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:22, archived)

There's something decidedly 16 bit about your work

and I like it

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)

nice

what model is it?

(eyes, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)

O_o

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:28, archived)

sweeeeet

(eyes, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)

it's a

mazda 6

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:28, archived)

vector car time?

Big

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scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)

are you going through the alphabet of car vectory goodness?

I presume Nissan is next.

I vote 300ZX

EDIT: or even more specifically Skyline R34 GTR V-Spec

Thanks very much

**watches clock ticking.............

(AMadDayYes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)

Thoughts regarding children

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Microwave, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)

He's dressed his child in the same clothes as himself.

Isn't that nice?

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:15, archived)

certainly true in some cases

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)

brilliant!

Top Tip: always ensure you use a choke-chain for maximum response!

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:18, archived)

We use one on my dog because he thinks hes in charge.

/disgruntled canine owner blog

(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)

Top idea

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:20, archived)

haha

i'm sure they already make those for kids

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)

does not a lead create the perfect radius

of free movement, whilst providing a perfect safety circle...hrkkkk!

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)

i remember when those things became popular in the 80s.

i asked a woman if she was afraid her child was going to outwit her or overpower her. she returned a blank stare....

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)

Hi Mickey,how are you?

Not so good..

mickey-mousetrap

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)

good job

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)

But he keeps on smiling

Now *there's* a showman!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:09, archived)

or rigor mortis

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)

haha

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:20, archived)

Milk this pearoast

as it's dead Disney char

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)

hahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:21, archived)

got the little bugger!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:22, archived)

That makes me sad

:o(

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Funkster, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)

*stops laughing

and starts wanking*

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

he's dead. good.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:16, archived)

isn't this a little wrong?

(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)

hahahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)

yes

who wants to see mongbabies in adverts?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)

Hahhaha

board your train sir!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:15, archived)

ha ha!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:20, archived)

The fourth film

(snafle my bijingo please, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)

you ate a metal bus?

p.s. optimise a lil more.. nearly there

G'nite b3ta peeps n co

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)

gnite!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:03, archived)

Maaaaat Daaaaamonnnnnnn

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:03, archived)

Bourne Special

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:05, archived)

'owner of a lonely heart...'

'...much better than an owner of a broken heart'

(sorry, I got bored :)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)

That goes beautifully with Track 13 of Gorillaz' "Demon Days"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)

"Fire Coming out of the Monkey's Head"

you sure?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)

Most definitely - and congratulations -

Those counting lessons really worked!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)

1...

1 Gorillaz track
2...
2 Gorillaz tracks
3...
3 Gorillaz tracks. ah hah-hah-haa!!!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:00, archived)

Yep

second that.

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:03, archived)

It's doing pretty well with Vacant by the Sex Pistols.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:59, archived)

the first one:

the beatles' i'm still sleeping

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:01, archived)

The second one goes well with "Get ready 2 Rokk" by freezepop.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)

The first one goes well with a feast

ice cream

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)

Hi there

(Smudger, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:00, archived)

Hello boss!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:01, archived)

cor!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)

yay!

Ipanema!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:59, archived)

ha ha

super!

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)

your not wrong!

nnnnmaaanggggacheechee

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:04, archived)

G'nite b3ta peeps n co

#1: do do do the funky gibbon
#2: Ants in her pants and hand me that hose

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:59, archived)

Da--------ah, da-dah da-dah

duh duh
Da--------ah, da-dah da-dah
weep!
Fungleducklelung!

(Smudger, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:00, archived)

strum strum strum strum

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:00, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:04, archived)

and Chewwy played guitar

jamming good with Weird and Gilly

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:09, archived)

now I remember what I did to that gif!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)

And this also rocks to Gorillaz

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)

and... Wire's "In Every City?"

nice fretwork sire

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)

we're the Goodies

how do you do
we've just been down to the zoo
saw a monkey in a cage
doin' a dance like he be in a rage
it's not hard so let's all do
the funkeh gibbon - ooh ooh ooh!

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)

its

just like you so come on do the funky gibbon now!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:05, archived)

that's graping my squildo!

and no mistake.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)

What's that coming over the hill?

It's my maths exam.

:(

I'm going to go to bed nowish. So I can have lots of lovely sleeps.

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

night night!

boo to exams!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

G'night

Exams can't always tell how well you're doing, but they do a reasonable job of stressing you out.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

GIANT CHEESE KITTEN!

*runs*

edit: G'luck with exams

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

Kitten can't be made of cheese.

Or it would eat itself.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

mices would eat it

but it would eat the mices and in turn eat itself?
maybe its a buttered cat?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

night night

and maths schmaths

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

S_n=n/2(2a + (n-1)d)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

that's easy for you to say

"SohCahToa" is what i remember

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:51, archived)

If you say it fast enough.

You sound like a steam train.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:53, archived)

Is it wrong that I'm taking an Engineering degree

and I still say that?

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)

night night

I'm off too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

Happy sleepings!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

you toooo

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:54, archived)

Gaaaah! water should not slope! I'm falling sideways

lully pic though
good sleep, luck for exam..

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

The water isn't sloping.

It is you that is sloping.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:51, archived)

aaaahhhaaahaaaa

*rights self*
Makes sense now
*fetches another VAT*
slopes the other way now....

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

Kittins is cheeses?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

yea

www.b3ta.com/board/6627669#post6627675

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:54, archived)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)

Kittyloaf?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:53, archived)

is the loaf cat saying

"kiss my mum?"

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)

I know I am

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)

it is rather insistent

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:00, archived)

aww

how odd

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:59, archived)

No this is food.

It was a little doodle, which I then put animated words on. It was fun.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:59, archived)

Sneaky soldier

I was looking through some of my old photo's and have only just noticed that someone may have been trying to ambush me...

(manky dog, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)

are you the gay one on the left, or the mong on the right?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)

uhhhhnuuuuhhhhhh mmmmnnn

nnnn

(manky dog, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)

the one on the left is Sanchez

from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

Yes!

Good God I loved that show.

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)

Yep

its the bloke on the left of the photo.

hes got a gun and everything

EDIT: Bloke on left is Anthony Keidis AICMFP

(AMadDayYes, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)

think about it...

If you didnt kill all the sponges, the sea wouldnt be so deep! global warming is a farce!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:37, archived)

I see you've thought this through

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:40, archived)

~~thought this through~~ heard stephen wrights stand-up

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)

shh no one will notice

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

*thinks about it*

hmmm, still doesn't get it

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)

*throws a wet sponge at you*

how about now?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

My god you are completely right!

And to think of all the jafa cakes ive been eating with no idea of the cost!

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Cashy, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)

*blames*

(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)

*belms*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:04, archived)

*wheels down stairwell*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)

homage

to you know who

(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:31, archived)

'homage' verb:

gay sex

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)

Giant Gaystacks

Verb

(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:36, archived)

I deny everything

You have no proof

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Cashy, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:36, archived)

I live there ("by there")

(Smudger, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

i'm from there

can i be in your club?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

Abergavenny

branch Saint Davidian

(Smudger, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)

quality

i used to live near crickowell

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)

cool.

see my profile for my website

(Smudger, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

im in wales

isn't it boring?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

it can be

depends where you are

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

Where be?

need input

(Smudger, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:54, archived)

17000th post milestone semi-naked event!

click for full horror

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:30, archived)

*BOING*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:30, archived)

Nice "housekeeping"

(AMadDayYes, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:31, archived)

i like to keep a tidy beard :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:32, archived)

Good for paedophiles

who prefer their women to resemble little girls?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)

No, good for big strong manly men what like monster trucks and arm wrestling etc

etc etc etc etc

(AMadDayYes, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:36, archived)

I'm not sure what arm wrestling and monster trucks have to do with it

but I'm not going to delve.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:37, archived)

delve = shave my mimsy

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:39, archived)

You assume too much, sir

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)

I DEMAND PROOF

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)

*joins in*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)

also stops you getting them* stuck at the back of your throat

*curly hairs

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:37, archived)

Human floss!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:37, archived)

**coughs like a retching kitten

(AMadDayYes, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

ooo

do peadophiles love peas then?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:39, archived)

eep!

Ninja'd

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)

Is that Bombhead off hollyoaks?

(Woody999, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:31, archived)

there's no need to be nasty

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:32, archived)

ha ha ha!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)

You bloody tease

*stomps off in a sulk*
;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)

Hahahah

I realise now that my statement could look bad.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:34, archived)

just for you

www.b3ta.com/board/6534096

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:35, archived)

Woo hoo!

Thanks!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

nice face, shame about the body

congrats

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:35, archived)

ha ha! congrats

now you have to vector it!

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)

bollocks

i'm doing a very tricky vector at the moment
but i have high hopes for it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)

pftttttttttttt

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:34, archived)

cor!

congratulations!

~~EDIT - pssst! 17,000th, not 1700th!~~ ;)

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)

Wahwahweeewooo!

congrats

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:35, archived)

you dropped a zero

congrats

by the way, just made this:

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:36, archived)

hahahaha

ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

thats grand!

WOO

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:39, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)

woot to your 17000 post

*kops a feel*

/ninja

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:36, archived)

Good lord

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

*fwaps oneself blind*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:51, archived)

shined them up good.

background here

deviant here

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sooperdave, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)

they look very unsafe

I'm not sure, will you sign a liability form?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)

Demand indemnity!

There's a lesson in life!

....this sandwich looks like it might be rubbish, will you send my children to public school if i dont like it?...........

(AMadDayYes, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)

you cant really have them

i was just teasing you.

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sooperdave, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)

pasty shoes!!!!

hahahahaha
3?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)

BREADSHOES!

yes i would!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)

They are loaves of bread

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)

my shoes

are not loaves of bread.

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sooperdave, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)

i beg

to differ

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:31, archived)

you may beg

if you like.

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sooperdave, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)

have you seen the MSPaint car clip on the links board?

is that you or your hero?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:30, archived)

Yes I have

And neither

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)

only if you get out of them first

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)

before you critcise a man, walk a mile in his shoes

that way, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have his shoes

1

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)

awaits 17000 posts

woo

(AMadDayYes, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:29, archived)

coz from where I am standing it looks like they are all wet, and the laces are in a puddle. (of water I hope)

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)

you are h.r. giger.

aicmfp.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:31, archived)

"Just put yourself in my new shoes"

/leaked Shins album blog

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)

you can lead a hortiriver

but then you have to bash her head in with a hammer

4

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)

pfffft

god knows I've tried

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)

Same pic, different angle?

(Woody999, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)

could be!

lolz0rz

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:29, archived)

I know this probably deceased prostitute.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:31, archived)

Hahahaha

Thats fantastic.

How did you do it?

(Woody999, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:32, archived)

right place

right time
like all the best paparazzi.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

Mona Lisa was a whore?

OMG

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)

i sEE yOU

yES i dOOoOO

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:23, archived)

YOU TOUCHED THOSE CHILDREN!

(Nothingtoseehere, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:24, archived)

he touched you

and you liked it

so went back after the other kids had gone

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)

~~gone~~ been doused in quicklime and hastily buried

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)

You know too much

(Nothingtoseehere, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)

no, just read you like a book

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)

and the hams

don't forget about those poor hams

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)

TV Tonight

I can't believe what is on television tonight,

I mean I kind of expect it from Five, but itv. I thought that it was a family based channel.

Ban this filth

*edit*
Shit, I should read down the board, I feel like a right cunt now

(manky dog, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)

look down

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)

Can't believe it

First post in bloody ages and someone beat me to it.
Arse Candle

(manky dog, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:22, archived)

double anal

ouch.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)

Sorry

:-)

(Mr Dan is the man, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

well tha's good

i like Anal.

ummmmmmmm......

(AMadDayYes, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)

are you a sponge or a stone?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:22, archived)

Paper

er no, scissors!

oh i hate this game

Edit: Countdown to 17000 by any chance?

(AMadDayYes, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:23, archived)

yup

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)

STOP WOAH

FIVE HOUR GREGGLE FEST
gregscott.tv/
24th of December!

(Nothingtoseehere, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:22, archived)

i've had him

he was rubbish
5

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:23, archived)

why the 5 at the end of that post?

(Nothingtoseehere, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)

countdown to 17000

posts

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)

countdown to nekkid time!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)

woop woop!

*fetches vaseline*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:29, archived)

good lord

it's on on West Country too!

any other takers for regional anal?

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)

uhm

never mind

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:39, archived)

A Special Seasonal Message...

CFB*

*Bigger, but not necessarily better.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:09, archived)

i feel all dirty now

Evening Everyone

(Nothingtoseehere, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)

if you feel dirty now

check the links board and watch the top video

you will wish to feel as clean as you do now

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)

meh

it wasn't all that
9

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:15, archived)

Seen it.

I had an aid's assembly last wednesday.

with full on animated anal scenes.

and a man with a drill-dildo.

wasn't good.

(Nothingtoseehere, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:16, archived)

i don't believe you

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)

~~aids assemble~~ Escort Call out

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

I thought you meant the MS Paint clip

which is clearly Davew27's hero!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)

that's like the bankock of syd barret's nightmares

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)

hehehe

Look whats on TV !

(Mr Dan is the man, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:12, archived)

Too big to wank?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)

(Woody999, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:15, archived)

Nice telly.

HD i presume?

(Nothingtoseehere, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:16, archived)

Pffft.

Absolutely not!

(Woody999, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)

Say it is!

then people will be like: "oooooooooooooooo"

(Nothingtoseehere, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)

That can't be....

Is that Greggles?

(Nothingtoseehere, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)

yup

I got that video clip kicking about somewhere, saw it and just had to press record :)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)

hmmm where would be open at this time of night

that sells mind bleach?
woo btw

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:13, archived)

hahahaha

that's nice

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)

this reminds me of...

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)

that is indeed questionable

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)

yes,

questionable... (NSFW!!)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)

^this

and please tell us the bush was shopped...

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)

it was shopped

/lie

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)

mimsy christmas

and a flangey new year!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)

I admit I was stupid and rash

BUT WHY does the internet have to punish me so harshly? I was so keen to "web up" after a long period of not interweb that I forgot to install my fire wall FIRST. Left the PC on for an hour. Now I want to wipe it all. It got really covered in crap. Lots of poop. 7 dvds worth of mp3s to be backedup first though.

(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 21:59, archived)

bugger

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:00, archived)

tell me about it!

I looked at the machine and realised I had been hording software. Loads of stuff I never use, so I might as well wipe it all and start again. THat will be 240gig to format. I hope windows does not screw me, I really do.

It will be fun, I keep telling myself.

I am in the land of BURN EVERYTHING now. (In a good way.)

(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:01, archived)

god help me if ever need to back up and reinstall, i've only got a cdr drive

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:03, archived)

may I suggest investing in some razor blades and a thermos flask...

just in case...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:03, archived)

erm, my computer is really close to the kitchen

i won't be re-formatting it up a mountain :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:05, archived)

^ this

even with a dvd burner, I have about 600+gigs of stuff

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:05, archived)

time for a removable hard-drive

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:07, archived)

oh, I have some of those too.

Luckily, it's all devided over 5 physical drives

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:09, archived)

so far, 7 dvds of mp3s

I have decided to just delete all my stuff and start afresh. I will burn lots of files and "borrow" the software again. All the important stuff anyway.

Then I can have fun downloading lots of new games, instead of filling up my HD with lots of ones I don't play.

Oh and there is Visual Studio of course.

I am sure most people would benifit from a fresh start. Hording takes over your life.

:)

(I am trying to look on the bright side, honest)

(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:08, archived)

7 dvds of mp3s makes about 32GB

I have a little more than that ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)

he he

show off.
my is select goodness.
not that that that that makes me feel any less envious

(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:11, archived)

just looked

it's 160GB of pure mp3 goodness

most of which isn't shit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:15, archived)

good plan

my hard drive is a complete mess
lots and lots of 'untitled folders' full of source pics for b3ta, totally disorganised

10

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:11, archived)

I was looking

at my machine and there is just loads of crap I dl and never used. The fun part was getting it. I have promised myself I will be tidy next time. AND get rid of my stupid 10gig windows partition.

ha ha haha

tidy computer

haha thats a good one

(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)

this time, try putting all the important stuff on other partitions than c:

makes format/reinstall a lot easier

and don't forget the service packs and the other patches

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)

yeah

did that,
but I think all the crap is in lots of places.
I dont trust anyof it, i just want to start again. Sacrifice to the god of interweb

(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)

good speed

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:23, archived)

get an external hard drive

and periodically back up the entire internal hard drive.
I use a Western Digital MyBook Essential 250GB. I think it was about 65 quid. (they come in bigger sizes)

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)

sounds nasty to be honest :-(

never a good thing, hope you get it sorted, have this to make you smile :-)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:02, archived)

I am trying,

I ran:
Netguard.
Windows Defender
Stinger
Adaware
RootkitRevealer
and had a good hard google of my processes. All the software says everything is fine...now, they each removed about 300 items. BUT this folder called C:\uploads keeps appearing on my c drive and filling up with lots of zips.

I think its time for a format monkey.

(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:04, archived)

hmmm, possibly, probably worth it to make sure at least

meh

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:06, archived)

yep

its about "trust" I find. If I want to trust the machine I have to wipe it.

otherwise ill be looking over my shoulder the whole time

(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:09, archived)

Lucky I have this little laptop to tide me over. Fighting "The Good woman" for time on it though. :)

(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:05, archived)

After one hour I am surprised your PC isn't useless

I switched off my firewall for 5 minutes and had to reinstall.

I know somebody who works at an ISP. They removed a server from the firewall and were hit (badly) within 5 seconds.

It's a big bad world out there... good luck!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:02, archived)

people are cunts

it's a maxim i live by

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:04, archived)

That's unfortunate

but lessons learned the hard way are the ones you remember :-)

It is a source of endless annoyance that there are cretins out there whose only purpose in coding is to fuck up your PC.

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:04, archived)

I agree.

I think we should give them all jobs stabbing each other in the eye

(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:06, archived)

What?

Firewall?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:06, archived)

Yep

Been there , licked the mirror, got the badge. You'll never do it again (well, you might).

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Mod Edit, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:06, archived)

if I dont learn

If I dont learn from this I have promised myself that I will become a lumberjack and never touch a computer (ham) again.

(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)

Fdisk/reformat

you know you love it.

Just a thought, most B3TARDs seem to have some idea about computers. Just think about what's going on in the "real" world.

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Mod Edit, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)

Buy a NAT router

and block all incomming connections.

(Mr Dan is the man, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:08, archived)

NATing is only part of the problem

I'm not saying don't do it - do.

But don't mistake it for a firewall, it's not.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)

Looking at it

Why are all my folders called

*something*_stuff

how dumb

(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)

I feel for you

I built home machine (clean XP install) and thought OK I can afford to download Installshield first.
Nope.
Fucked before I found the download.
Fortunately I only had to start OS install again, no data loss... but I feel for you.

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 22:40, archived)

C drive currently formatting

I was annoyed that I dont have the sata drivers on floppy to install and change which drive my c is on. BUT i also realised, I dont have a flopy drive.

could have done a cd...hmm....
all data gone now, so sod it. I have backed up what I have and have to hope for the best.

woooooooo

thank you for your kind words though

I am behind a firewall now, installed after fnock. SO hopefully it will all be fine from now on.

+manic laugh+

(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)

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