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bored bored bored, wish I had some...

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Alfie, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:28, archived)

hehehe

;) Me too !!

(JBoom, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:48, archived)

my dear watson

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:26, archived)

For no apparent reason...

I got these in the post...

(underworlddreams, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:25, archived)

arrrrrrr

thaaaarrrr be me bounty!
Been looking everywhere for that.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:28, archived)

Further to sickboy's post below

Town planner humour

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:21, archived)

I saw a sign outside

a building site with numbers for people concerned with the development.
The planner's name was T. Brick

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helmetcream, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:27, archived)

HURRAH

Cue joke:

man 1 - My wifes gone to Cockham.

man 2 - Cock who?

man 1 - Hmm, I thought there would be a funny ending for this joke but there isn't really.

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sick_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:41, archived)

took the wife on holiday

to bangor.

Ba dum tshhhh

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:50, archived)

and there's more

My wifes gone to the Carribean.

Jamaica?

Nah, she went of her own accord.

Yeah, mines the parka with the fur lined hood mate.

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sick_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:02, archived)

man 1: my wife will be on the plane by now

man2: ooh is she off on holiday?

man1: nah she is just taking an inch off the door.

(pingu, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:39, archived)

Man A: My wife's just had a boob job done in south west London

MAN B: Feltham

MAN A: Not yet

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raw-edge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:06, archived)

you've probably heard it...

A couple attending an Art exhibition were looking at a portrait that had taken them aback a little.
The picture depicts three very black, very naked men sitting on a park bench. Two have a black penis and the one in the middle has a pink penis. As the couple are looking somewhat puzzled at
the picture, the artist, an Irishman, walks by and says "Can I help you with this painting? I'm the artist who painted it."

The man says "Well, we like the painting but don't understand why you have three African men on a bench, and the one in the middle has a pink penis while the other two have a black penis."

The artist says, "Oh you are misinterpreting the painting. They're not African men, they are Irish coal miners and the one in the middle went home for lunch."

protest enough and i'll delete it!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:13, archived)

yay!

i like that!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:17, archived)

coals to newcastle?

Thing is, are no Irish coal miners. Not even nudist ones. No coal mines. No clothing optional coal mines. nyuk nyuk.

(blather http://blather.net, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:24, archived)

Irish

eh? Never saw a coalmine on my travels around this place.

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helmetcream, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:29, archived)

they could just be Irish

don't have to work in Ireland...!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:35, archived)

Where is this art gallery?

Who is the artist?
Is the picture in Oils or Watercolours?
:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:36, archived)

wha?

Where is this discussion board? Is it on the Interweb? Where is the Interweb? Is it nice there this (or that) time of year?

Are we not peat-miners?

(blather http://blather.net, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:47, archived)

We are Devo

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:52, archived)

Seen as theres enough of us about

I would mention that myself and Spacefish were talking about anothe edinb3tan gathering round about the mid-end of october.

Your thoughts please

(thediscokingpin, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:03, archived)

Sounds wicked

I won't be there though cos I live about as far away as it's possible to lie in the UK fom you. But I'll be there in spirit. Whiskey, probably.

[edit] But are us southerners gonna organise a bash? There seems to be a few of us in the deep south, and I know munkt0n is in Southampton, so waddayasay?

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shindig, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:07, archived)

We'll email you

your pint then

(thediscokingpin, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:09, archived)

hehe

cool. my email address is [email protected]

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shindig, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:13, archived)

I'm between Reading and Basingstoke if that counts as the deep south

I'll come if someone else organises. Not very good at organising.

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adverse_camber, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:13, archived)

cheif wiggum

will you be able to make the bash in cheltenham on 21st of this month?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:17, archived)

*consults weekends to wedding spreadsheet*

Umm no. Sadly not - have to be in Norfolk for a wedding dress fitting (for the lass not me). Would have liked to come though.

And Scaryduck - I'm from Dorchester originally. Did badly in my A-levels in Weymouth...

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adverse_camber, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:25, archived)

why does she need you at the fitting?

Surely you're not meant to see it until the day?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:30, archived)

needs me to drive

her up there though..

Yes, I know there is a train service...

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adverse_camber, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:49, archived)

My south is even deeper

Weymouth: Dolphin sex capital of the world

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:21, archived)

sounds good

don't ask me to organsise though...

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:27, archived)

A southern wotsit

would indeed be good. Despite living in Surrey I end up in the South (West) more often than not.

(His Majesty King Raam, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:37, archived)

Me and the Agent V

are going to organise a bash in Brighton shortley..

as long as people are up for that? We even have a pub with late licence avaliable.. Wooo.

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Darkedge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:43, archived)

yes, and indeed

yes. i'm busy till about the 8th (freshers wekk la la la la la), but sounds good to me.

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stouffer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:07, archived)

Yay

I live in Edinburgh, can I come?

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Newington, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:08, archived)

of course you can

but you have to clean it up afterwards.

Ba dum tsh

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:11, archived)

of course you can!

anyone can! we want to meet lots of lovely posters and lurkers

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spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:12, archived)

Sick Joke...

What's the difference between Bananaman & Superman?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:15, archived)

nno

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Newington, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:18, archived)

is ti something to do with

fruits and vegetables by any chance?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:19, archived)

can i post the link to the happy news again?

it really did make me very happy

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spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:22, archived)

That yay

needs a woo.

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Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:46, archived)

We're a high hummus group

Have you got what it takes?

(thediscokingpin, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:12, archived)

wahey - anytime suits me you classy geezer you

your thoughts are also pleasing

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:08, archived)

i would give that

a hearty woo

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zerolicious, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:11, archived)

Sounds great (as I missed the last one)

But I'm off on the 2nd of October, so wouldn't be able to make it. Any chance of maybe a mini meet up before then?

(wanbo, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:11, archived)

When will you be back?

(thediscokingpin, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:14, archived)

March the 10th

(Sth America for 5 months)

(wanbo, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:28, archived)

Ahhh, the land of ''buisnessmen''

My cousin lives in Rio. Say hello to her if you see her.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:31, archived)

i can any time apart from this weekend

when were you thinking?

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spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:14, archived)

damn

i'm off home on the 17th.

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stouffer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:16, archived)

i can do sunday

...actually, i can do saturday too. the bit about not being able to do this weekend is a lie

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spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:20, archived)

I've got Friday nights off, so any Fri

night leading up to the 2nd, This sunday is also good.

(wanbo, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:30, archived)

minimeet

on the weekend then?

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stouffer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:35, archived)

I'm game -

Either Fri or Sun though

(wanbo, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:41, archived)

i'm booked this friday =)

but i can do the sunday (if no-one minds a hangover on monday morning!)

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spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:38, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

sunday.sunday.sunday.

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stouffer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:41, archived)

scheduled

everybody put your names down!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:48, archived)

that pub thing doesn't seem

to work

(wanbo, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:24, archived)

I have nothing on

until 11th october, so that suits me.

I will be a bit cold though ;)

(thediscokingpin, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:42, archived)

I think we shoudl aim either for

4th (friday), 5th (sat), 18th/19th or 25th/26th

The weekend of the 11th dosnt suit me.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:23, archived)

Yay, Edinb3tans are so lovely and social

this'll be our third bash. any time in October should be good for me apart from the last weekend.

(pingu, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:39, archived)

18th then?

it seems good to me

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spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:42, archived)

gets

my vote.

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stouffer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:47, archived)

Peg it for the 18th of october then.

im off for lunch. back soon

(thediscokingpin, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:48, archived)

pegged

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spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:51, archived)

This amused me.

Was looking at a flat to rent in Bow (seemingly has a pool and a gym!)and I saw a street called Kitcat terrace on Multimap. An ideal residence for b3tans me thinks. Tickled me a bit so I thought I would share it.

BTW Anyone know if the area is nice?

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sick_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:55, archived)

Mr Criticat says:

"Quite a select area dear boy. Although there's not enough Kappa clad young arsonists for my liking."

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:59, archived)

Come to Dublin -

The smackies wear Gore-Tex. How the fuck do smackies afford Gore-Tex?
I reckon they get a Gore-Tex allowance off the Health Board.

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helmetcream, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:17, archived)

I live on

Caramac Avenue.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:00, archived)

I live on

Cheesy Football Way

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adverse_camber, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:05, archived)

bir rough round there

10p mix-up road rules

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:08, archived)

I live at

69 Dinglewell

true.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:09, archived)

I used to live in a village called:

Coxbank. Read it out loud for full effect.

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Your Mum, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:11, archived)

Heh Heh Heh

I see what you mean.

heh heh cock spank heh heh.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:18, archived)

I lived there for 13 years without realising this.

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Your Mum, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:22, archived)

I'm telling no-one

that I live on "Puppy Green". 'tis true too.

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kaydup, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:30, archived)

i live near a road called

Fanny moor lane, it leads onto Dog kennel Bank. I smile at this every day. That is my level of humour.

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:09, archived)

In York there is a road called

Glen Close.

This is absolutely my fave.

(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:14, archived)

Bere Regis in Dorset

has a street called Shitterton. I kid you not.

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adverse_camber, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:16, archived)

I love the way people in manchester

always paint over the C on the Canal Street sign. OK normally this wouldn't be that funny but canal street is the middle of the oddly named "Gay Village"

(ComaToast, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:34, archived)

hahahaha

now that has to be made up, if not i'm moving there!!

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:17, archived)

Nope, look on Streetmap.

The other one I like is Slugwash Lane in Haywards Heath.

(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:36, archived)

Oooh, there's an idea.

I may spend the rest of the day with Autoroute on, typing in rude words and seeing what street names it comes up with.
I don't think that would be immature in any way for a 23 year old.

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:41, archived)

Certainly not,

that would be a worthy way to spend the afternoon.

(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:55, archived)

I used to

know someone who lived on Horny Old Road

(Lady Miss Kier, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:20, archived)

that sounds like

the sequel to dirty old town

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youknowyouloveit, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:23, archived)

This is indeed a rich vane!

I heard of a place called Muff in Ireland. It is on the coast - so we could go there and rent some diving equipment.

gratuitously stolen from Tony Hawks - not the skate boarder....

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sick_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:24, archived)

'tis true

I've been there. I think there's more than one though - the one I went wasn't on the coast

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adverse_camber, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:33, archived)

Is that from his

'around Ireland with a fridge' book. 'tis V funny

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:37, archived)

It sure is.

Very amusing. And typing rude words into autoroute all day is not an immature thing to do for a 23 year old. I am 29 and that is how I plan to spend my day!

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sick_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:44, archived)

Bow Quarter

I think thats the place your on about..

I live there and I have to say its fantastic, lived their for year and a half now and its great.

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Equus is still lurking, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:27, archived)

WOOOO - It is that place!

Is it nice? We might be neighbours!

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sick_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:36, archived)

Yay!

Its always nice to be able to go home aftyer work and sit in the jacuzi (or steam room) for a while and unwind. :)

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Equus is still lurking, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:01, archived)

That

Simon Schama is a clever bloke

long article but very very switched on...

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:55, archived)

OH,

And Good Morning All...

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:55, archived)

Schama...

...comes under unnecessary criticism for his fellow historians. I read his "Citizens" about the French Revolution, and when he's writing for academics rather than hoi polloi, he proves himself both an able thinker and brilliant wordsmith.

(milk_explosion, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:37, archived)

ah well,

its not funny, but it was fun to do.

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Alfie, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:54, archived)

Guess what?

It's only the bloomin Weekly Gallery innit?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:53, archived)

gawd bless ya

guvnah

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:55, archived)

Woo und Yay.

Das Houpla.

(Indole Ring, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:56, archived)

What's

the music? It's fab!

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snooze, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:23, archived)

can't remember if i posted this one yesterday....

was very drunk due to losing my job!

(pouletboy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:41, archived)

Yup

you posted it.

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chthonic, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:42, archived)

sorry bout the redundancy thing but it's still no excuse for bad spelling

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:47, archived)

comediennes?

perchance?

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Alfie, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:48, archived)

comedians.

or comediennes, if she prefers.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:01, archived)

dangerous ground that

calling dawn french a comedian/comedienne is surely against the trades' descriptions act?

a comedian/comedienne is (it says here) "an entertainer who specialises in jokes, comic skits etc; an amusing person"

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new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:08, archived)

she wears comic skirts

(pouletboy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:10, archived)

and just look

at that hair!!

poulet, where are you? come flibz!

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Alfie, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:23, archived)

thanks for pointing out that i am even more inadequate

than i already feel.

boo hoo.

(pouletboy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:54, archived)

now now pull yourself together

twas only a gentle jibe. Was a nice pic.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:02, archived)

ok.

milking the sympathy tip can only go so far. i'll stop now!

(pouletboy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:04, archived)

Weight a minute....

Either, neither, seize, seizure, leisure, weird, foreign, and height. :)

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Your Mum, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:29, archived)

absolutely no reason

whatsoever! :)

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Alfie, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:39, archived)

no reason

needed. woo.

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stouffer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:45, archived)

woo!

as stoufer said, no reason (or jacket) required!

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:58, archived)

And when you can't beat them...

Full size!

Join Them!!!

(jubhosking, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:38, archived)

I love the way

Fluffy can still hold his cuppa without the benefit of opposable thumbs.

Woo for Fluffy! And Jub!

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:39, archived)

Kate Thornton - art critic

I swear to god she actually said that on a travel programme t'other night

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:33, archived)

That may be so but...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:37, archived)

She dint like,

look at the title or anything did she?

(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:38, archived)

Can she pronounce it?

My sister came back from Paris years ago and said "I was going to buy you a postcard of Guernica, but they only had it in black and white.!

PLUS - my Great Aunt once visited Picasso in Paris in his workshop whilst he was painting it. Edith Piaf introduced them (seriously).

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adverse_camber, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:42, archived)

Cooooool

(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:43, archived)

Very - she's also a Druid

(Great Aunt, not Piaf)

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adverse_camber, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:45, archived)

the whole bunch

of presenters proved themselves to be as shallow as they come. They had to present pieces about various art galleries and beautiful buildings in Madrid but were clearly uncomfortable. Kate also pointed at a list of famous painters on the wall at one point and said the only one she had heard of was Picasso.The only time they all perked up was when they were discussing food and clubbing.

And if you think Kate had an admirable chest you shoulda seen the other presenter. She coulda had your eye out.

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Staticgirl, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:43, archived)

Great Artists C5 @ 7.00

on Tuesdays, if you want to
watch some bloke talking about art,
v good, no media twaddle just
informative, was Turner last nite
me like but prefer Titian.
ooh getting all arty must go drink
some beer 'n light farts.

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clangers, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:03, archived)

actually yes

that programme is really well done.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:17, archived)

Yeah,

they could have.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:12, archived)

All three of the presenters

were shite.

They kept going - 'we've had lots of people saying to go to the art museums as they are some of the best in the world. It's not my kind of thing - so let's go to the flea market'

That said, the way Guernica is hung at the moment is shite too :(

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chthonic, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:41, archived)

I'm just proud of meself

for seeing it. I never usually got to art galleries (the flea market is famous though innit? I woulda gone to the park.)

(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:43, archived)

kate thornton

short assed little coke fiend.

I know, i tell you, going the way of the westbrook if you ask me.

[edit]her chest is not cracking, and she's about 5 foot tall (no offence to the small ladies on the board)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:43, archived)

that's okay,

I'm 5'3" and my chest is stupendous. ;)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:54, archived)

Shouldn't

the board decide on that one?

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ooh..anus!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:00, archived)

Er, no.

Cheers.

(tomsk, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:01, archived)

Ooops!

Only kiddin.
Sorry mate :)

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ooh..anus!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:03, archived)

Tis fine,

only being silly. ;)

(tomsk, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:16, archived)

aaah

tomsk, you gentlemanly cavalier!

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Alfie, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:04, archived)

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stouffer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:04, archived)

...sorry tomsk :(
[edit] oh no oh no I'm in trouble... am I in lots of trouble?}

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:12, archived)

Woo & Yay to that, Amen

Also kate has bad skin, a bit like posh spice, too much make-up.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:08, archived)

woo!

for short ladies!

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:03, archived)

I dont know. Liked the bike though.

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Hugo Rune, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:32, archived)

Woo!

I spent half the bloody day yesterday looking for a decent side on moving bike pic, no luck!

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ooh..anus!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:36, archived)

*edit - didnt know the board formatted URL's in the subject...*

www.imagebank.com
kicks arse for good photos.... (highish res too)
Shhhh, its a secret

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Hugo Rune, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:40, archived)

Cheers

Mr Rune! :)

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ooh..anus!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:47, archived)

nullus anxietas!

Right, I want to go to the pub for lunch so I better do some "real" (HA) work now..
Laters all....

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Hugo Rune, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:50, archived)

your username

finishes that sentance nicely

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pip, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:40, archived)

Ahh

yes, intentional honest! ;)

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ooh..anus!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:48, archived)

I like the fact its

an american indian with a dogs head, that does it for me. :) How goes mr rune?

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Alfie, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:41, archived)

me good!

tho tired...
But stuff that. You?

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Hugo Rune, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:42, archived)

Im ok,

Applied for a cracking job this morning, Digital retoucher, just hope that the gallery I made for them to look at is impressive enough
probably gonna hire some feckin media graduate tho

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Alfie, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:46, archived)

Best of luck with the job chief!

fucking tops gallery by the way :)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:48, archived)

It's a very nice gallery but...

not sure I'd be showing the willie pic to prospective employers though. (although it is a very nice pic :)

(ComaToast, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:58, archived)

Im including the

willie pic because really its quite tasteful and in the ad it said sense of humour required. I reckon it'll pass, god knows it might just land me the gig!

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Alfie, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:02, archived)

It is a class pic.

She just looks so pleased with her work!

(ComaToast, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:05, archived)

Was that someone

from The Mummy?

Anyway, we all know a motorbike is a bear's chosen mode of transportation.

(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:42, archived)

Its a DOG!!

As in woof woof?
His name is "two dogs fucking"..
alright, coat

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Hugo Rune, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:43, archived)

Oh, shit.

Well, dog's prefer scooters, but this one's clearly enjoying himself, so...

(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:45, archived)

he is indeed.

No point to the picture - was just playing about with PSP and seeing what it can really do.
PSP aint no potatoshop, but its dead powerful all the same....
[vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom]

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Hugo Rune, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:51, archived)

Indeed.

It ain't bad. I haven't got the hang of photoshop yet, so I use it a lot.

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Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:58, archived)

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwww

There goes another one!

(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:59, archived)

Fuzzbucket

It's burning flags you want, eh?

CLICKY for a little unfinished project I was working on.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:26, archived)

So the USA only has

2 pages? ;-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:29, archived)

I've got tons more

but lost the will to carry on!

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:31, archived)

Good business opportunity

methinks, you could make a mint selling American flags and lighter fluid (probably do a special on papier maché Bushes and all) in pretty much any middle eastern country.

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youknowyouloveit, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:33, archived)

I firmly believe

that all CNN foreign correspondants are issued with a flag, a bottle of lighter fluid and a book of matches. Just in case they're short of a story, like.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:41, archived)

don't forget

the papier maché and poster paints.....

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youknowyouloveit, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:43, archived)

:-)

I guessed as much :-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:45, archived)

*topical repost alert*

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stouffer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:33, archived)

*giggle*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:36, archived)

What?

Is that today?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:38, archived)

No,

it was about a year ago. It's 2002 now.

heehee

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shindig, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:41, archived)

I feel a bit petty compared to everyone else's problemo's but

this mornig I found out that my 2 fave bands in the world (QOTSA & Rocket Science) are touring here within 3 days of each other - 2 weeks after I've left the country.

I urge anyone whose going to see Supergrass on their forthcoming tour to see Australia's best band, Rocket Science.

(wanbo, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:26, archived)

QOTSA Rule!!

But it is hard not to just watch Dave G drum, and not look at the others ;-)

Damn, he's good :-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:30, archived)

I'm seeing QOTSA at Leeds Uni

in the next couple of months. Whose your daddy!! The new album fucking rocks.

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:36, archived)

hello wanbo

you have a nice festival? I shouted woo to all the rickshawers I saw but no replies (except looks of bewilderment)

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:39, archived)

brilliant!

See any long haired ones? We often get shouted at so we're quite numb to it. Usually it's 'Take us tae glasgow yecuntye' or something like that.

(wanbo, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:53, archived)

La la la

guestlist Supergrass tickets la la la (not that this has made me stupidly happy or anything)

(Lady Miss Kier, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:13, archived)

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