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[challenge entry]
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# hehehe
love this
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)
# yo dudette!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)
# hello you!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)
# ahem
cunt her in the fuck
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)
# he's a violent sonofabitch alright
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:50, archived)
# hahaaha
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha YES
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I found a pencil drawing I did of the Mona Lisa
when I was 14 yesterday
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:50, archived)
# we want to see!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)
# yeah!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# she looks a bit startled
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)
# that's awesome
you gifted bahoostard
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Boris Johnson in drag!
very woo
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:59, archived)
# while that is indeed VERY good for a 14 year old
i feel i mst refer you to the tranny nature of the face! ;)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:59, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:02, archived)
# you did that at 14?
nice
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)
# It's a man baby!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Cor lummee!
You talented git.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)
# wow
better then I did at 14!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)
# wow
when I was 14, I was trying to master charicatures and failing.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I tried to imitate Dali
and failing
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)
# I was great at imitating Dali when I was 14
only without paint.

Edit: wanking joke
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)
# happy birthday for yesterday
so much talent for one so young.

and woo dbroon, i'm loving these.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# thanks!
*blushes*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)
# you have a lot of facial hair
for a 14 year old

:P
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:59, archived)
# but a very cute bum!
*bums*

:D
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:02, archived)
# you were 14 yesterday?
Happy birthday!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)
# pfffft!
nice one!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# POW! KABLAAMO! WHACK! KERPLONK!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)
# KETCHUP! MUSTARD!
Edit: I don't know why I just wrote that, it seemed right at the time.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:54, archived)
# 'nings
and with that i am off to the pub for lunch toodles all.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)
# hahahaha
great!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha wonderful
I hate that slack-jawed idiot.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha
superb!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
# the Monga Lisa?
WOO!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Glam her up!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Danger Maus


First go at this posting lark. What fun.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)
# not dangermouse!
he's terrific!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)
# haha now this I like
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:50, archived)
# SING ALONG TIME!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Dangermouse
was easily the best kid's TV theme tune ever.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)
# hehe!
I've seen that Kitler sign in the background before.
Does anyone know which comic it's from?

Edit: found it, Spiegelman's "Maus"
(I should've known, given the image :-/)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Maus
great couple of books
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Maus
finished the 2nd one before I'd walked out the bookshop door.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Ummmm
It's from Maus.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)
# what ever happened to Danger Mouse?
he used to post horrible Paint pics from work all the time


/nostalgia blog
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)
# welcome.
i'm rather liking this tuesday.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Hee hee quality!
I love it!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)
# :D
Ta!!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I like this ^
*clicks*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Yumty!

My first go at drawing a thing.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)
# smashing
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I love this right in the face :)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# SUPER!!!
although
i'm now very hungry.....


WOO!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Mmmm
hungry now
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# mmmm
dipped soldiers.
bastard! I want boiled egg and soldiers now!
:)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# HAHAH
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Haahahahaha
Loved it!!!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:50, archived)
# ACES!
Lovely stuff.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Mmmm
dippy soldiers, with marmite!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I love your style of drawing :)
*clicks*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)
# the style here is awesome
woo
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# HA!
I love the look on his little face! Agony! heehee
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Now with added less.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:40, archived)
# FOOMPH FOOMPH FOOMPH FOOMPH FOOMPH FOOMPH FOOMPH FOOMPH FOOMPH
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
# needs more theme park tunes
'nings all
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
# 'ning dave!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)
# How the devil Ivesb?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Meh usual crap
off on a minibash with weasel in a bit tho!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# lucky bugger
4dam is the closest b3tan to me, so a mini bash involes anal rimming
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)
# haha!
thats the problem with lurkers!
you could have several b3tans near you and you'd never know....
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I used to work with a lurker
They feel more like stalkers so I don't think I'd go for a drink with them.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)
# hey dave!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# loes
*waves*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
that is highly amusing, but giving me the fear at the same time
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Yay!
My work here is done.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Wow. Like Whack-a-Mole :)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Click on Kirk's nose
when all four heads are large and you could win an iPod.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# nnngggggg
can't do it.

:(
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:50, archived)
# gnops gnops gnops gnops GNOPS
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# I think you'll find it's 'foomf' not gnops.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# sorry
for being old skool
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Ok boys and girlies. It's that time again. In my profile is the Zoo and Nuts scans.
For the people who want to know why it's in my profile and not linked, it's because I can monitor
the number of hits in relation to the number of posting b3tard at the time.

Yet again they have targeted TGA for the star image. Now you must have, a DVD player, plasma
screen TV, Abby Titmus, a cuddly toy and 40 iPods.

Don't forget people

www.nuts2zoo.co.uk/
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Get to fuck.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Me of them?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)
# EVERYONE.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
# bugger 'em
bugger 'em all!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
# *buggers*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:37, archived)
# ouch!
LUBE!!!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# *lubes*
*fists*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:40, archived)
# ahh..........
better.





OUCH!!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Prostate?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:45, archived)
# no, inastate
:(
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)
# your pic is redexing!
oh - there isn't one
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Does having to suffer the indignity of going to the newsagents
and having to but Zoo AND Nuts surfice?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# To be fair, no-one has asked you to do that
you have made it your own mission
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Actually
Lots of people have asked. I started buying them when I found out they had been using my stuff. When people knew I had copies them asked me to scan them in so they could see.

I don't think one post a week of this stuff is in anyway over the top.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)
# i'm just going to use the link from last time
so i don't bump up your counter
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
# I'm not gonna bother, due to the fact that I don't give a shit.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:37, archived)
# you feeling ok mr muggy?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)
# i'm fine mate
This whole 'zomg stealing images' thing really deosn't bother me personally. 90% of them have used already copyrighted images in the first place, so I think it's a touch hypocritical to have a go at someone else for using them.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Not really
We post here for a laugh and to make people laugh. These people are taking them for their own financial gain.
They claim the will give credit if you made the image but that is bull shite.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)
# fair enough
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I only recognise two b3tan images this week
you think they might be listening?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)
# nope, i only saw one on the zoo page that i hadn't seen on here and that was the pandas
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
# have we reached the issue
where they're going to start indiviually creditting yet (161)?

(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I count 5 in zoo
not sure about nuts
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# can you email me your replay from last week as i've still not heard anything from them.

the swines.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:43, archived)
# bloody hell
TGA gets a sat nav, the lucky swine.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:40, archived)
# No the person that sent it in did
Or there is the theory that they are picked off b3ta at the Zoo office and they keep the prizes for themselves.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)
# i would say that the last commment is probably true.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)
# I bet they never give out the so called 'prizes' under normal circumstances
They just get the pics themselves. It's all a big farce.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# haven't you got a big announcment this week
pertaining to this?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Not me
The first was done by Beau. www.nuts2zoo.com
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Meh
What about the pictures that were nicked in the first place to make the images?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Aha, but were they nicked for financial profit?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I've never made anything good enough to nick
but I watch this with interest
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I say cunt them in the fuck
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:43, archived)
# With a large cunting spoon!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)
# oh, thats your solution to everything....
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:45, archived)
# works everytime
WWII remember, I said cunt them in the fuck
and we won
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Thing is though
if they stopped stealing your images, you would stop buying their magazine to see if they are stealing your images, and their sales would drop by about 25%, because quite honestly who buys that kind of moronic drivel.

Now "Viz", theres a high-brow periodical to subscribe to (like what I do).
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:45, archived)
# haha right on brother.
Although my lates issue didn't arrive and I had to go and but it 'manually' from the corner shop *shock horror*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Phone up subscriptions
happens to me occasionly & they are really good at sending out a replacement.

(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Well imagine my dilemma!
When I leave the shop do I hide the Zoo in the Nuts, or the Nuts in the Zoo!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# brown paper bag job I think!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Buy 60 plus
and hide them both inside
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)
# oh shit yes!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Hide them both in a porn mag
no fuckit, thats a stupid idea...run down the street shouting "they're only for evidence of copyright theft" shouting in as many peoples faces as possible, especially old people pulling those little tartan trolly things and young mothers with children.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Buy loads
hand them out to kiddies!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)
# pfft!
you and your kiddies
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# This has nothing to do with IPods!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Nice post! Welcome to b3ta
Just a little pointer though... these ipod type pics have been done to death, so it's probably best to make this your first and last one on that theme ;) Having said that, you have done it well.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Thanks
I imagined so but couldnt resist it!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:37, archived)
# never seen that done before
woo

not
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)
# *cleans monitor*
There ya go.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)
# oh crap
yeah, there are loads of them
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Well-executed, nicely done
pull up a kitten and shop a chair
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
# I shopped a kitten
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:43, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Dear Sir or Madam
Please refrain from posting iPuns, they've all been done, at least a dozen times each, probably more. Honestly, any pun you can think of based on the iPod campaign has been done, TO DEATH.
So please come up with something more original. It's really not that difficult, the only thing less original than ipod jokes is that one about the chicken and the road.
Love,
VMOS
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
# this person is new - cut him/her a bit of slack! ;)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)
# point taken
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# good! Now brace for impact
*bums*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Appolagies!
OK OK no more ipod stuff i get the idea! hehe
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)
# /points to edit button
/pats on head

/lubes up rubber fist toy


EDIT: that was Nawty
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
apple pie :p
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# apple pie?
pie'n'apple?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# needs more cock
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)
# but how many are there?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)
# *checks Cock Counter*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Who's that above pete druggyface?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)
# eros ramazotti
and gwen stefani
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)
# oh. good.
I'd do her.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)
# since she left no doubt she's gone all "§treet"
read "street" as "shit"
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)
# too right
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)
# hmph
you
----line----
standards

(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)
# What?
I would.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)
# this shit is bananas
B A N A N A S
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
# mmm
bananas.
tastiest and funniest of all fruits.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)
# What about dragonfruit?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:40, archived)
# ummm......
is that real?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)
# it tastes of fuck all actually
but it's damn pretty! you can't say that about the ugly fruit for example.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:45, archived)
# yea, google it
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Yea, everything after her first single was shit.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# if you don't know why I said what I did
google "this shit is bananas"
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha i'm glad you included Richard Blackwood in there
the biggest cock of all time.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)
# i feel you brother
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)
# you are the sunshine of my liiiiife!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)
# I like that James Blunt has his name next to him
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)
# hehe
it was his album cover

I GET YOUR RED MEAT REFERENCE AND I LIIIIKE
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)
# "I hate you, Milkman Dan"
hee hee
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)
# thanks, Karen
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Cock Tuesday is the comedic equivalent of watching your mother being raped by 200 mongs and a donkey.
The idea of it is great, the execution, not so much.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)
# why a donkey?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)
# WHY EVER THE FUCK NOT?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)
# I don't see Patrick Kielty
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)
# I forgot so many
to be honest the image should be the size of my house
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Nice to see
Kris Akabussi there, I hate that man.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] usual disclaimer...
must have bindun, and probably better, but hey, i couldn't be bothered to trawl 20-odd pages of compo entries...

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

it's tuesday, i have laryngitis, and i'm stuck in work, so bleargh...
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# they were fucking nazis
horrible cunts
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# you'll have to type harder i can't hear you.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# *cough*
*croaks louder*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Don't forget that death dealing vacuum cleaner thingy monster.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# apologies to those who ris
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# lovely stuff
i only just watched those
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# me too
it was fucking hilarious
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# DARKPLACE?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# DARKPLACE DARKPLACE!
WOO!


(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# DARKPLACEDARKPLACEDARKPLACEDARKPLACEDARKPLACE
DARKPLACEDARKPLACEDARKPLACEDARKPLACEDARKPLACEDARKPLACEDARKPLACEDARKPLACEDARKPLACEDARKPLACEDARKPLACEDARKPLACEDARKPLACE
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# i'm RISing
But they are still really great. Love the background colour.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# get a copy of the Garth Merenghi's Darkplace DVD
watch the episodes and then watch the even better extras
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# just wiki'd it
Doesn't really sound like my kinda thing to be honest. I'm sure it's quite amusing though.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# haha!
^this^
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I Love you....
Dr Sanchez!

Edit: Love the Liz Anim :D
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# I may not know who these are
but I love the drawings
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Oh, that's bloody brill!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# I have never seen this
Is it worth watching?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# not really
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# the show was a bit of "one joke dragged out" thing
but the world it's set in (actors playing actors) is so incredibly well done. Watch the extras on the DVD, far, far better than the program.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
# fairly do's
i never really remembered that it was on, same with the boosh, i'd often catch the last few minutes or whatever
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Meh, The boosh was too hyped for me
I finally got round to watching an episode and it was wank.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# 1st series was great
2nd one wasn't so good.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I hadn't even heard opf the Mighty Boosh til about 4 months ago.
After weeks of people on b3ta hyping it up I watched a bit of it, and it was wank.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Yep...
It's a love it/hate it thing...

I love it...
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Yes.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# yeah, it,s on tv links
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I CAN WATCH TELLY ON THE INTERWEB??
We live in the future and the future is bleak.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)
# i liked the high speed bike chase.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)
# i have only seen it when under the influence of 2 bottles of wine and no food all day
hazy recollections of pie tin UFOs and that guy from the IT crowd.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha
most WOOsome!

they am ACE!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# marvellous
yes!

(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
That, Sir, is fucking awesome and I will fight to the death anyone who says otherwise.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# yey! i love that DVD
but the anim on the right is scaring me
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
#
genius!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Who can spell 'irony'.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# i-r-o-n-e-e
What do I win?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# a
dictionary
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# i must admit
i love the b3ta inline spell checker.
we have to use lotus notes at works. and it sucks so hard it blows.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Umm . . .
nope, not a clue . . . how to spell irony . . .


(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# is it like goldy and bronzey?
/baldrick blog
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# but cheaper
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Ronald Reagan's Autobiography
Allegedly
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:37, archived)
# the BBC needs to be punished for making me watch TV again


i am obsessed with this show
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# corrie?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# i live outside the bbc :0(
but i'm guessing you're watching a lot of
WHEN COBBLESTONES ATTACK!!!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# That's on Channel 5 in the U.K...
After CSI from here to Eternity...
But before Worlds Stickiest Bra Mishaps and a show about porky essex swingers...
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# The Bill?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Never saw Rome
I assume it was good?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# its amazing
i despise television, i mean really really hate it, but every week like a magnet i am drawn to this show.

on a side note, its a BBC series that doesnt play in england? on HBO here in Merkin-land
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# it was shown in the uk
to a collective 'meh' from the populace
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
# of course
was taking the place of Big Brother

/silly brit blog
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# it was jointly made with HBO
They're showing the full version, apparebtly the BBC showed a shorter cut down version and that is whay it was shite. Apparently.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)
# the first epiode was great!
lots of tits, shagging and violence!then it just lost it....
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# pff
lerts see, last week there was a guys wife being poisoned and misscarried/died, then he goes apeshit and chews a guys tongue out, a guys daughter tries to get him killed, and thats not even going into the political patrician families
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# But where's the tits?
Are you on to the second season now?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# yup
second season, plenty of tits. i guess when it came to Merkinland the bible-thumpers haised hell about the sex, so they tripled the violence and toned down the nudity. ill catch you up. Ceaser is dead, Octavian is growed up and mean as hell. Marc Antony is still screwing Octavians mom, but married to her daughter, Lucius Verinus (Kevin McKidd from trainspotting) is a criminal, and the guy who chewed out the other guys tongue is Titus Pullo, things are getting crazy
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)
# I'm not sure these guys are suited for the strip format


Click for bigger (64KB)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)
# LOLZ!
Well I like them anyway
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# hahah you are getting some 'mileage' out of that ;)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] worst player/manager/owner ever, the fat cunt

sorry
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)
# pfft!


(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
# it took me 3 whole seconds
meh, as a fan i welcome division one
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)
# I have no interest in fottie whatsoever
but I was* Chorlton and the wheelies biggest fan!

*AM!!!


(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# i was going to shop him into a footy top
at the valley, but i can not be arsed
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# happy 58,000 posts!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yet another milestone WHOOSHES past unnoticed . . . I'll have to get me moobs out for 60,000 . . .


(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# yeah...
I'm not taking anything off till 20,000 now
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# 3 RIS in a row for me
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Look who's 18th
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Probabily beyond my time
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# *still doesn't get it*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# There was a kids programme called Chorlton and the Wheelies.
Chorlton/Charlton...geddit?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# sort of
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# hahahahaha!
That's ace!


But then I see West Ham. I am sad :(
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)
# see you at the valley next year
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Still a tiny bit of hope for you lot.
We're doooooomed.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Hahaha, that took me ages to spot!
/not a footie fan blog
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Me too!
but I got there in the end :D
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Pffft!
he should sign some all-terrain wheelies!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Baah, Bahh, littel old laydee!


(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# ?
eh?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Way hey!
Loving that!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# TOTAL RIS
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Viva Flanders independant !

flanders_pancarte
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# i'm too stoopid to understand this.
something to do with flanders the place i'm guessing
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Closer than my guess.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
#

(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)
# hahaha
^ this
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Flanders for Fisting
A campaign we can all get behind... (Ahem)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I seem to be fist
orientated at the moment
b3ta.com/board/6964173
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Crikey Blimey....
A New breed of Hero...

(Not Howard the Duck, obviously...)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# i find
duck themed heroes offensive.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# *offends*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# viva fisting!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
# cunt

(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# ^this.
stop defiling my soil asshole.

also, mediocre, there is a zombieflick with nazi-zombies they are going to film in holland (at least, that's what i presume, as it's made by dutch people)and you can join their zombie army. apply here:

www.gorehoundinc.com/index2.html
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Yes he was an amazing chef



but it still tasted of white wee-wee
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# haha
i demand brighton rock techiques in all food.

/raises pigs with 'billy bear' faces through them
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# It's a hardlife in the rock mines you know
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha
I won't see a better picture today
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)
# High praise indeed!
*closes photoshop*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:37, archived)
# i allways assumed it grew like a bamboo/sugarcane hybrid
must go and water the spagetti tree
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# great stuff
I love it
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Someone RIS me in
Although they'd have to have impressive cooking ability to bake the word "cake" into a cake.

*edit* Although I might have just explained it to myself
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Haha, I think you have.
Although I'm not too sure about the white wee-wee bit... I guess she just thinks cream tastes like jizz.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Mmmm
spunky cake!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Cake is cake.
Yum.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# that's a great idea
woo
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# i reckon
it would be a bit tricky.

especially as i have trouble with toast.

ooo actually, you can get toast templates, that you pop in with your bread into the toaster and it scorches the stencil in toast form onto your bread.

i had a hello kitty one once..
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)
# my sister just bought a Wacken metal festival toaster
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)
# are you trying to turn me on?



it's working
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Scooby Justice.


Click for bigger (143KB)

You have absolutely no idea how much emotion went into constructing this modest image. My hatred for Scrappy has haunted since childhood the little shit.
Any suggestions for a caption welcome!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
# ZOIKS!

excellent, i hated that arrogant shit too :-)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# "Die Scrappy, die!"?
Excellent sentiment sir/madam/pre-operative/unsure.

WOO!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# the scrapy, the?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)
# "now let's rape him"
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# In his hairy axe wound?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Where else?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# his eye socket?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Pervert
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
# it doesn't need a caption
it stands up as it is
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# ^this
and welcome.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)
# the most annoying and pointless cartoon character ever
nice one
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# ^this.
Apparently even Hanna-Barbera hated him.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# shirly thats jarjar
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Scrappy doo versus jarjar might make an interesting battle
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# :S
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)
# my point is proven
maybesortof
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Shaggy looks as high as a kite.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# it's shaggy :/
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
# :)
puppy power!!!!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# scrappy was the death
of scooby doo.
yay and woo (to your picture, not to the death of scooby doo)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Top drawer!
I think blunt sporks would've been the way to go, but axes and hammers still have the desired result!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# You've got an L Plate and you now have a click...
Welcome...

(Prays to the god of Tues that all shall be this way)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] oldie goldie
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Top work!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
# ...a woover?
I Like
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Thank you!
*beams*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
# *Squints*
Wow.. Very Full beam you have there...
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Sorry
*dips and turns foglights off*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
Braw! Hi cockalorum!


(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I like the wiggle in the grin
good one
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# hahaha
tease it out you dirty slag.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Pffft!
And at least there's no Hamble!

*fears Hamble*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Haha
cheeky :)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
# yes indeed it is my birthday
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

*paaaaaaaaarp*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
# haaaaaaaappy birthday
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Hurrah! More cake!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# that's gagging for a cdc!
happy birthday
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# happy birthday
can't see the pic tho
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# strange
its only on botophucket
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# my pc/browser has bucket issues
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Happy birthday!
Nice drawing :D
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# happy birthday, son
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# thanks
(again)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# rice and peeee
have a boom tish boom tish birthdeeeee
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Yay And grats....!
Nothing more depressing than blowing a party Noisemaker on your own...

Not that I did so...
On New Years Eve
*Sob*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Happy birthay to you!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Happy Birthday to you!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Happy Birthday to Devil Duck
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Happy birrrrthdaaaay to yooooooooou!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
#
stats board whore :D
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
#
LIES!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)
# yaaay!

*splatters dribble everywhere when blowing out candles*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)
# happy birthday!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# many happy returns.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
# happy birthday!
woo
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPY BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRTHDAY
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
you look like a subspecies of the anatidae family with a diabolical bent
and you smell like one too
wooooo
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)
# *sniffs underarms*

mwahahahahaha

ta :-)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# you're welcome!
just looked in your profile, like the non-noob-roasting. although last week's was pretty hard going, even i cracked in the end...
will use badge today.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Happy birthday :)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Hampy burmsday!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# For Devil Duck
As it's his Birthday!!

(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
# What a lovely tribute to a fellow b3tan
Woo!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# cheers
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# GUMS!
'ello!

Wheee!


(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# ello
*Awooga and pats vagina*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Pat's vagina?
What an awful thought. No wonder Frank left her.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# bleeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Oh yeah! Tell us yer aminal stories! (There! Consider yourself reminded!)


(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Haha, thanks!
*remembers*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)
# haha
this is immense
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)
# s'only 0.4 K over
you NAZI!


(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# oops
wasn't actually referring to the filesize...
more the grand nature of the pic
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# I know, ya dobber!
C];0p


(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# hooray!
did you do a monkey at a typewriter pic for some mag as it looks like your style?

and when will we see chinstrap again?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Nope,
But i know the one you're talking about as some Pobber has yoinked my style.

Oh well, I'm calling everyone a Pobber at the moment, god knows what it means. Maybe someone with a small mouth...

I did a chinstrap toon with downer's burping doughnuts but my PC crashed and I lost it. I'll get around to doing it again maybe later! cheers!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)
# damn for people stealing style
they even had the monkey typing the word 'LIES'.

i await chinstrap with baited breath.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# do they sell cards for this occasion?
if not - they should
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# yaaay!
thanks Gums :-)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# np dude :)
I love birthdays me, reminds me of a time when I got my willy caught in a Mangle, as in Joe Mangle from Neighbours.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)
# aaah, good times...
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
# i know!
it was like podging gravel...sexy gravel :)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# I escaped a vagina today!
Woo!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# ...
well that solves you right for sleeping with fatties now doesn't it.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Haha,
indeed!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
# heyheyhey!
that looks somewhat familiar...
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)

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