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[challenge entry] pearost for teh compo...
(jidler changed his name on, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)
# This is as real life as it gets
woo (although i think i may have wooed this b4)
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Haha
I like the tag line.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Bit of an edit


Click for bigger (33KB)

From yesterday's disturbing friday.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Being a hot blooded hetrosexual......
this just plain scares the living fuckoutofme..



hides behind pillow till it dies of hypothermia, for the poor thing has no clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:31, archived)
# It doesn't need clothes
your fear keeps it warm inside.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)
# it could be worse
a good deal worse
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)
# noon
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Well, I like it.
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)
# I'm confused
do they still count votes in the usa?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)
# They (alledgedly) will be reintroducing "vote counting" for the next
election. They are importing 10'000 east europeans for ballot counting. Apparently Mathematics is still taught in their old fashioned schooling system.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)
# the fools!
don't they realise east europeans can actually "fucking count!"

they could elect the correct candidate in error!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Oh fuck
does this mean it won't be the end of the world as we know it....
I feel fine actually
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)
# yes
it'll make a nice change

we'll get to live to enjoy tea and cakes again!

huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)
# This:



Was much better huge and un-optimised. But I still don't know what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:13, archived)
# hmm
I coughed something up similar to that this morning.I blame the Magners.
(DW is ... gay, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)
# wallpaperify it please!
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:18, archived)
# I will
when i work out how to link!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:18, archived)
# <a href="address of link here"><img src="address of image to post here"/></a>
I think?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)
# or <a href="address of link here" target="_blank">Click for wallpaper</a>
will add a separate link

/also helpful

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Thank you
kind sir; bigger and animation duly linked
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)
# ok give me a
few minutes...

Try that
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)
#
It's the surface of Joseph's technicolour coat viewed through a Magnetic Image Resonator .

Maybe not, but I like it anyway, have a 'Woo!'

*edited so it makes sense, sorta, I blame the booze.
(twizted_synapses, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)
# It's a high-sensitivity infra-red image of heavy rain
and it's lully
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)
# I much
prefer your explanation.
(twizted_synapses, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:31, archived)
# BIGGAR or animated
Click for wallpaper sized

Click for animated version

Sadly over-optimised and still huge

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:30, archived)
# hurrah!
thankee!
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)
# That
animation is smashing!
(twizted_synapses, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)
# I imagine that's like the comet shower in Day of the Triffids
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Film & a book......
4 words........
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)
# it's a false colour image of coronal mass ejections
that's what it is

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)
#
You mean a fart?
(twizted_synapses, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)
# yes
a sunfart
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Thank you
I hate not understanding things ;-)
(twizted_synapses, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)
# me too
but I don't understand anything, consequently, I'm filled with hate :(

:D yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Ghostwriter... what a trip


Did you guys have this in Britain?
(retrograde, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:07, archived)
# we had chips and gravy
does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:10, archived)
# It rings a bell :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Ah, you did
apparently
(retrograde, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:12, archived)
# God, that made me angry
What a patronising example of 'socially moral is always right'
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:18, archived)
# But
they were into the internerd BEFORE it was cool. Those kids were always on message boards.
(retrograde, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)
# I remember it.
It was bloody awful!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Awww,
I loved it. Remember when Alex was going to smoke dope, but Gabbie wrote a letter saying she looked up to him and he didn't? Controversial.
(retrograde, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I remember that
the ghost would help the kids do something or something was happening

it was like the red hand gang but "educational"

ahh, red hand gang, wtf was all that about, every week some member of this kiddie gang would be kidnapped by international jewel thieves for no adequately explored reason

and while I'm showing my age, does anyone remember "Oskar, Kina, and the laser" (think that was it's name) about some kid in rural spain who makes a laser that becomes his friend and they have different adventures, then it dies and everyone's sad but he's all grown up now.

yes, tv was so much better when it was a total and utter insult to the intelligence, much has changed :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Repost

My rodent model
(xaniac, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:05, archived)
# haha
primitives!!
(I helped save b3ta! Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:18, archived)
# is that a separate club from the low poly club?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Chunder, CHUNDER!...CHUNDER CATS, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)
# 100k?
*glares*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)
# yES, bUT FeEL tHE qUALITY, tHAtS gENuINELy VELVETINE.
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Hahah, best answer EVAR
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Now, ya can't buy this in the shops, on account of it causing leprosy, but just feel the fockin' quality..
GO ON, FEEL THE BASTARD!

Hahaha
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Bindun
bah
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)
# SHIT
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:58, archived)
# And definately under half the size.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:58, archived)
# DOUBLE-DAMN!
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Bindun and RTFAQ!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)
# I need proof, damnit!
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)
# bindun recently
and better. And smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Prove me wrong boy, prove me wrong!
Damn you're right
www.b3ta.com/board/6962574
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:10, archived)
# grant me the power
to see chunder beyond chunder!
(DW is ... gay, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Bum-Spa. the ever gurgling!
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:12, archived)
# shite beyond shite, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)
# 9/10 See me...with sexy results.
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)
# ??
(xaniac, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Is that the mouse from the insurance ads?
DROP HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)
# No
Just a model I made like the bats
(xaniac, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)
# They're cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:53, archived)
# 'lo you!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)
# 'lo sir :D
*enhuggulasuffomacates*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Yay!
C]:0D

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Facemash - Blair/Joker
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:18, archived)
# hahah, nicely, that works well :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:20, archived)
#
I went through three Joker faces before I found one I could actually make fit.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:22, archived)
# that works well,
mind you, you could have tried the easier option, and gone for either of Blair's two faces...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Even Blair's arse
would be considered nsfw.

The twat.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# *pffft*
I'm working on a batman pic right now...
which is taking far too long for the crap joke it is...
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)
# I don't know why I did this.
Consider it the digital equivalent of crocheting -- something to occupy my hands.
I might cut the filesize to under 100k and turn it into a woo / yay, maybe not.
I'm rambling cuz it's early and my brain hasn't yet engaged.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:11, archived)
# hahahah
SPROINGSPROINGSPROINGSPROINGSPROINGSPROINGSPROINGSPROING
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Nice stretchingness
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:13, archived)
# feels the sexual tension in your mind
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Pfft!
It IS there, hmmm.

*BUMS!!*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Is there a difference between crocheting and knitting?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:19, archived)
# yes
you crochet with yr crotch
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:21, archived)
# aside from the obvious--
Crocheting normally using one needle with a hook on the end, and kitting uses two needles with tapered ends -- In knitting, one of the needles often holds a complete row, which helps the knitter maintain consistent stitch size.

Also, Knitting is normally used for projects requiring less variation (sweaters, socks) while Crocheting is generally used for more complex items such as doilies (sp?).

Of course, there is a lot of crossover between the two as far what can be created.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# brilltastic!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)
#

click for source
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:05, archived)
# You shaved Bin Laden and gave him a haircut.
How charitably niceness of you.



(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:09, archived)
# haha
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)
# *swoons**

Why do women like him?
He's not that good looking!
He went grey in his 30's too!
*if i was a lady
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:12, archived)
# methinks thou dost protest too much
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:13, archived)
# But it's ok for ladies to like him...
When my wife sees him she gets excited, now, if i got excited over some fit bird, she plays hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:16, archived)
# yeah, but does your wife say:
"Fucking hell, she's well fit. I'd launch a lorryload of toddlers into the sun just for a handjob off of her!"
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Now that you mention it
...
(I helped save b3ta! MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)
# oh the pun...
it burns!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:58, archived)
# pun?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Just been twatty enough
to make a header for my Myspazz...

Here's the trimmed version..



Clicky for biggererer
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Very noice :)
However, from the *little I've seen of MySpazz, it has an amazing ability to make even the best designed pages RIP YOUR EYEBALLS OUT STICK HOT WAX IN YOUR EARS LIVING HELL, I struggle to see the point so it often perplexes me

*very
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Yeah
I only use it to keep in touch with mates/plan piss ups etc... there are way too many people who can't design or code attempt all the same using comic sans and flashing clipart.. it's ok in firefox with the stylesheets turned off tho..
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Nice. Shame about the JPEG artifacts though...
I wonder how big it would be as a PNG?


Also, TJ:
I'm trying to vector a friend's drawing using Inkscape, and I'm a bit stuck.
Here's what I've got so far:

I want the body to be one colour, and the shell to be another, but when I select the one line, they all become selected (except for the antennae). Is there no equivalent of "bucket fill" in SVG?
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:20, archived)
# The png
is currently 2.5mb.. could make it smaller by flattening it I suppose..

I tend to use flash (cos I'm a web, and not a graphic, designer) for vector stuff, which if you import that into you can easily fill any section or colour any outline with whatever colours you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:22, archived)
# No shame in using Flash for vectors.
I don't have it though - all I have is Inkscape, so I need to know how to do it in that.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Hmmm
TBH I've never used Inkscape... if you could handle having it on your conscience you could get a copy of Flash via any torrent site which can definitely do that.. other than that I'm not sure sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Heh, I used to have Flash by that very means.
I guess this is the reason why not many creative arts type people use Linux...
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Surely been done?
Click image for an embiggened, uncensored version (248k) - NSFW!



(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Woo
this I like
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:59, archived)
# he's broken her eye muscles!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Mind if i go 2's up
I say, Is that the number 27?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:08, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
*clicks.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:28, archived)
# He only joined Man U
because they promised he'd be paid 50 grans a week.
(rogerzilla, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 18:24, archived)
# Just pratting around today...

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Well I liked it
*condemns you all for not wooing*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)
# We was just fallin' inline wiv current policy of not apreseyaytin' intellijently
witty hummus laden satire.
Seems to be only dumped down stuff gettin' tha woo's off teh 4 years olds. Or vector philterz.


Woo Yay Hoopla and a click for your troubles good sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:14, archived)
# i really liked bo beau d'or's version of this :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:06, archived)
# the 2013 one?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:07, archived)
# erm, i think it was 24.93 or something
(to do with the council tax hike)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:09, archived)
# I didn't see that - meh
and indeed, bugger
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:09, archived)
# :)
yours is still funny
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:12, archived)
# TRWooF!
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:10, archived)
# 'ning/noon/night "top o the marnin to ya!"
paddy's day roasting from last year.

feel free to roast in this thread...



My mates a paramedic, he has sent me a txt to say they have already lifted 2 teenagers passed out from drink. Pretty normal paddys day so far then...
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)
# My brother went to an engineering school in Rolla, Missouri, USA
Their school mascot was a Leprechaun, so St. Patty's was a big deal there (hey it's college, any excuse to drink, but THIS was like Christmas to them).

Right after the St. Patricks day celebration, the major big city newspaper in St. Louis ran a cover article on alcohol binge drinking in Missouri colleges.

My mother was pleased when she saw the picture accompanying the story. It was my brother, in green face paint and passed out in the football field.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)
# I caught up with that 'castaway' programme the other day, and is it me, or is it a bit like this...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Well I've never seen either...
...but you're probably right.

'ning!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:11, archived)
# I won't be making the mistake of watching it again...
'ning fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)
# 'ning Kenny, 'ning Arch!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)
# 'ning 'nongs
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:17, archived)
# yes
I saw it once, I thought it was like that fillum with Tom Hanks and the football, but then it turned out to be shitter than that

so I watched Allo Allo instead which is genius

/points of view blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:17, archived)
# I KNOW HOW LOST FINISHES
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Yes, they pan out
And it appears the whole island is inside a snowglobe.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:14, archived)
# ^ This
Very much this.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)
# sounds rubbish to me
(akzidenz grotesk, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I SPY SID OWEN
in caps
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)
# its true!
'nings all
wait a hobbit?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)
# They asked me to be in it
as the clunky steam- choo-choo invisible smoky throwing monster.

But they couldn't afford me.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)
# I was asked to be present in the series too
and I accepted. In some of the episodes, you can see me in the background.

I'm the large, slightly off-green rock near the shoreline that gets splashed with waves now and again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 14:00, archived)
# excellent!
righto - pub time
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)
# I hope you mean for lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)
# THESE SERIES ARE ALL SHIT
/gronk
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:20, archived)
#
(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:21, archived)
# fahsends of 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:23, archived)
# blue clouds, hehehe
/mongychops jnr
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] kneeds fibre
(akzidenz grotesk, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# First funny goatse one.
Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# oh!
the very smell of it
(akzidenz grotesk, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Both of them were there again last night.
Frankly I think it is disgusting the way they flaunt it like that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# i have no clue what you are saying...
?
(akzidenz grotesk, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)
# The last two HAVE to rhyme, where as half of the proles in England get Bath wrong.
don't.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# hmm..
you are certainly making a lot of sense.
(akzidenz grotesk, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Test prints aren't really an option
There are more of these than we might otherwise realise to strat with.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
# ...
I like swans.
(akzidenz grotesk, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)
# i like frogs
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:59, archived)
# you disgust me.
(akzidenz grotesk, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:00, archived)
# I love horses...
best of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)
#
next you'll be telling us they're your friends

weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Aw come on the FP one was good!
'Ning again.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# That's really old though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
#
funny sfw
but good going sir
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Haha, ace.
I just pop onto the board for 5 minutes, and what do I see? This.

Top work chap!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)
# *pounces*


Stop begging, I'll let go of your ankle when I'm good and ready!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# *doesn't beg*
*slips trousers off*

*watches from other side of room*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:09, archived)
# How did you make this
Without puking all over your computer screen from the prolonged visual contact with the goatse image?

Most Woo though. Nice Wordplay!
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
# it's the venus de milo of our day
btw... what is up with cr3ation these days?
(akzidenz grotesk, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)
# certainly, someone should make it into a sculpture
i nominate anish kapoor.
from his wikipedia page:
"Most often, the intention is to engage the viewer, evoking mystery through the works' dark cavities[...]"
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)
# i think it has had its day...
we need new orafices
(akzidenz grotesk, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)
# it's probably the digg...
you know, on the mp3 search thing
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:02, archived)
# remember to never look at it directly with the naked eye
always use special dark glasses or project it onto a screen

yes, i know. 'naked eye'
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Best and cleanest goatse evar!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Ha ha
Excellente.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)
# My grandmother used to love this game
I've been traumatised for life.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 21:20, archived)
# haha, you win.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 7:45, archived)
# Best be careful
All the wittle petulant kiddies complain about goatse gags
(manky-frankie What I lack in skill, I also lack in intelligence., Tue 20 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] How it really went down

Edit: Ta muchly. I think we can file this one under "Jokes before technique".
(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:15, archived)
# pfffft
I have seen the light
edit: congrats on the FP. that was quick
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)
# ha ha!
my first proper LOL of the day

edit: congrats
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)
# haha
nice one.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Nicely done, and good idea, woo fella
and congrats on the FP :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:11, archived)
# hahahaha.
now stay there till easter.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Inspired
congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 19:56, archived)
# she's gonna blow!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:15, archived)
# This actually increased my nausea level a tad.
So, have a reluctant WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:19, archived)
# oh god..
is she?

*waits*

*waits some more*

*runs away to throw up*
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)
# This is actually making me feel nauseous now.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Ahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)
# *bleurgh*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:03, archived)
# is that pob's mammy?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 13:06, archived)

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