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(subhumanprimate stay out of the black and into the red..., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:58, archived)

see that link that says "edit"

what do you reckon it does?
and other narky replies

sorry, sugar crash... must... find .... more... chocolate

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:01, archived)

Does it make kitties fwuffy?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:07, archived)

Ahhhh... ooops.. Oh well you'll live

(probably)

(subhumanprimate stay out of the black and into the red..., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)

easter surprise

image created using the gimp

(eneville, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:24, archived)

Gordon loves you

(subhumanprimate stay out of the black and into the red..., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:55, archived)

haha yay Gordon! :)

I used to have one of those

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:57, archived)

Being the season and all

if its not DinBun I'll eat my yarmulke.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:50, archived)

thankyou, glassco.cx

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:55, archived)

phew

was starting to salt it.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:58, archived)

shhh you

I found that too, but wanted to see him eat that cap

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:58, archived)

You Shaygetz

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:00, archived)

*prouds*

Who's the sexiest Scot then?
Edit: oh, and nicely done, that

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:01, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7050543

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:04, archived)

I do not understand

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:06, archived)

me neither

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:06, archived)

the Prisoner

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:08, archived)

i'm hoping it's not

4dam

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:10, archived)

are you allowed to eat caps on the sabbath?

edit: also found this bit of class

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:01, archived)

Not Shabbat until the sun sets

so pleanty of time left to eat it.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:04, archived)

and not over until sunset either

dammit

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:05, archived)

here was me thinking it was saturday today...

funny religious weeks

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:09, archived)

sung to the tune of The Kaiser Chiefs 'Ruby'?

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:25, archived)

ahhh ah ah ha ha ha

thats the chorus :P

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:28, archived)

Do I have to scroll down to see it?
runs and hides

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UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:45, archived)

my first attempt at colouring one of my drawings

any useful hints or tips would be appreciated - its a little messy and i am especially rubbish at shading...

Click for full size

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Lady_Cakes, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:22, archived)

try and stay inside the lines

and be less rubbish.

just kidding! woo!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)

i really need to buy a tablet - trying to colour in with a mouse is a little restricting i find

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Lady_Cakes, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:37, archived)

it wouldn't hurt

i use this one
it's pretty good and super-cheap

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)

thank you - i shall invest when i have some spare monies

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Lady_Cakes, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:40, archived)

Tablets are great

If you want one now!now!now!, pop down to your nearest Tesco Extra, where they'll flog you one of these for about 23 quid

www.trust.com/products/product.aspx?artnr=12052

I like mine, if you want a recommendation

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le brian, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:41, archived)

That's the one I have

I've only used it a couple of times though :\

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:45, archived)

put the pens away when you've finished

and don't leave them all over the floor

woo

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)

this is a good tutorial :)

elfwood.lysator.liu.se/farp/colorps/pcolorps.html

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:45, archived)

less big eyed manga characters

more GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:50, archived)

Site Much?
Well...You might as well click here...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:20, archived)

makes me think of

stuff.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:21, archived)

SEXXY stuff?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)

fuck yes

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:36, archived)

*lubes*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:37, archived)

*thrusts*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:41, archived)

yey for benches :D

homepage.ntlworld.com/jeccysden/badjokes/tramp.jpg

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:26, archived)

That's great :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:31, archived)

Lully indeed

I'm tryin my first vector ARGH, any advice ??

(Jazz Pirate never says die, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)

WOULD!

(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)

nice!

woo

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Milkman Dan, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:43, archived)

bindun

paintmashing, still the best

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:16, archived)

"Behind this mask is an icescream

and icescreams are BULLETPROOF"

(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:29, archived)

hahaha

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)

Hahahaha

have yerself a click

(Jazz Pirate never says die, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)

"Hijack MY religious festival will ya?"

He'll probably stab Santa some time in December

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:04, archived)

:*(

jesus is a cunt

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:06, archived)

Thought that it was

kinda the other way around?

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:06, archived)

WOO!

Hammertime!

TJ: Is B3tards borked up for everyone else too, or just me? I can't see the Geocities link in the newsletter, half this board is having trouble loading the pics and now the IMDb forums are gone too! The end is near! Repent sinners! Think of the children!

(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:08, archived)

are you on virgin

if you are did you ever specify a proxy server in IE preferences

try removing it (as virgin are removing proxies slowly)

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:19, archived)

eh?

I've also noticed pissy virgin broadbands slow speeds

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:21, archived)

yep

there speeds are shot, when it was telewest/ntl it was a lot better

i was a virgin customer for 4 days (until i cancelled) my 10mb was more like 14.4k

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:23, archived)

I didn't change any settings.

This morning I posted a pic on B3tards and it worked fine. Minutes later and I couldn't see my own pic, even though replyers had no such trouble... I hope it's just something temporary.

FOr exemple, I can't see this one anymore: www.b3ta.com/board/7052532

Ah well, I live in Holland, so all this talk of virgins is lost on me. Isn't Virgin a record lable? (lol, never mind)

Thanks for the reply, but I'll just sit it out. Works most of the time.

(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:27, archived)

Virgin have bought over NTL/Telewest who are a cable/broadband company

and B3tards can go wonky from time to time

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:43, archived)

b3tards been in borkland for a while today.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:25, archived)

in other Easter news, I got a new hat

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:09, archived)

Hmm. Sexy.

(53020, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:11, archived)

it is a sexy hat

but I don't really do it justice.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:13, archived)

Oh, I woudn't say that.

/flirting blog

(53020, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:14, archived)

I can offer you a voucher for a free test at Vision Express if you like

not sure they have those in SA though.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:15, archived)

I think you're sexy.

Just a statement of fact.

How do you know I'm SA'can? I don't believe I have conversed with you before.

(53020, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:21, archived)

I know everything

I am omnipresent

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:22, archived)

what about me

you wanted to cop a feel earlier *sulks*

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:17, archived)

*cops a feel*

dear god! You need a warning sign on your pants!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:19, archived)

why

they are clean on
and no wanking has occoured today

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:20, archived)

the package

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:23, archived)

I'm a slag, aren't I?

*squeezes*

(53020, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:19, archived)

cor!

*rapes*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:20, archived)

I don't believe rape will be necessary, but we can pretend.

*struggles half-heartedly*

(53020, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:23, archived)

*is aroused*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:24, archived)

*YES!*

*waggles hips*

(53020, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:27, archived)

*thrusts*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:28, archived)

*groans with delicious delight*

(53020, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:31, archived)

COR!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:34, archived)

I'm terrible.

(53020, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)

you haven't seen anything yet :p

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:41, archived)

no i used to work with slag

and that stuff got in my hair too much
and i dont think of people as slags
question, in SA idi you ever meet a guy called david robinson (works for konica minolta)he used to talk about someone with the nickname bou?? is it you??

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:22, archived)

No, I'm afraid I have only afflicted B3TA with the BOU incarnation.

And I don't know a David Robinson.

(53020, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:26, archived)

ok soz for confusion

i think it's his ex wife, but he is still a virgin ober in SA

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:33, archived)

I'm a bit confused as to how someone with a wife can be a virgin...

*scratches head*

But each to his own I suppose...

;)

(53020, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)

That may be

why she is an ex-wife

(Pretty strangers and promises, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:04, archived)

Did you know there is a small alien parasite sticking out of your mouth?

I suggest you kill it. Nice hat though.

(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:12, archived)

I actually set it on fire and inhaled it's last mortal remains.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:14, archived)

Good man!

I shall do the same. I hear they're full of delicious nicotine.

(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:18, archived)

it's nutricious!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:19, archived)

hope you kept the receipt ;P

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:14, archived)

shush you :p

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:15, archived)

They should sell fezes at tesco

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:17, archived)

mine, dear Dave, is somewhere in Northampton

I'm hoping it homes it's way to Cheeky Boy.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:18, archived)

Not fezzy enough.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:20, archived)

see above

I might have to invest in a new one.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:21, archived)

haha

that's funny

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Milkman Dan, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:43, archived)

'ave it!

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:00, archived)

Baddum.

Woo

(Woody999, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:01, archived)

arf! :)

*spang*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:05, archived)

oh god :p

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:06, archived)

In that case

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:46, archived)

The Woolwich?

Various bits

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new_matt, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:57, archived)

arf

didn't you used to be able to get longer ones?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:03, archived)

ha,

that always bugged me...

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:03, archived)

HA-HA!

This needs more ^

(Probably would've been FPd if the ad was still on telly?)

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:23, archived)

well, thank you

i don't get FPs; i'm zen about it mind ;)

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new_matt, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:27, archived)

First post but

an old idea i know. Still amuses me

(Krissgti is chasing the greasy homeless of glasgow, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:48, archived)

cue comments about

ringing their office in staines
see also: otis lifts' reading office

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:52, archived)

When i get an erricson i will siemens on your nokias.

(no friends Tasting your cake., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:53, archived)

pffh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:57, archived)

arf!

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:08, archived)

I think

it might be the only phone company named after a guy with a pony tail?

(danecobain I have a new sig!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:56, archived)

Too Subtle?

(__, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:36, archived)

No.

Just right!

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Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:47, archived)

Your screen name scares me

(__, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:48, archived)

Too

beastly?

or is it my flippers?

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Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:59, archived)

newsletter subjectline compo WINNAH

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue271/

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rob, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:32, archived)

/edit Sorry, this GeoCities site is currently unavailable
already

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:34, archived)

the power of b3ta

says it all

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:50, archived)

Goodbye work

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:34, archived)

Rob also won the FRIZ CHALLENGE.

Well done Rob

(__, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:34, archived)

Yay newsletter time!

Well done Ptolly.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:36, archived)

Thankyou, lully Miss Flowerpot!

And thanks, Ginger Mr Rob! And thanks too of course to my agent, my mother, and the entire population of the ~~Belgian Congo~~ ~~Zaire~~ wherever

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:42, archived)

Ey, up! Me old, old man!

Long time no see!
are thee well?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:51, archived)

So. . .

The Paed F's a Pregger?

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Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:37, archived)

Barrie Wilmots Down.

(Woody999, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:37, archived)

aaaw bless you used my question to Mr. Buxton:)

[edit] and lucy pinder has lully norks! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:38, archived)

that's as maybe, but who the bloody hell is she

and what does she do?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:50, archived)

I don't know the answer to those questions

but I now know that she has lully norks :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:58, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

that pancake photoset is fantastic

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:43, archived)

yay!

and cheers for using 6 of my buxton pics \o/

the set: b3ta.com/board/7052167

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:44, archived)

all of my questions were asked

/proud

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connor, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:52, archived)

*high fives*

edit: *runs off to make a hat for the cat*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:55, archived)

bah, came 4th on the image challenge last week

almost made it :(

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:36, archived)

Woohoo!

Work stops for newsletter time.

Oh, hang on...

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le brian, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:44, archived)

Tommy gettin jiggy

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:21, archived)

haha!

on me 'ed son.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:23, archived)

woo.

this would be in the museum of techno, would it?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:23, archived)

Along with

this contraption.

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:44, archived)

World record spider stomping?

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:25, archived)

Spider

beats?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:29, archived)

paper

right?
spider beats paper?
but scissors cut spider

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:36, archived)

Tommy rocks

break scissors.

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:40, archived)

I. want. Jelly!

*tantrums*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:26, archived)

Will

jam do?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:41, archived)

NEVER!!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:57, archived)

OK . . . you win . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:17, archived)

Woooooo!

I'm a little worried about where it comes from, but this is far outweighed by the JOY of JELLY.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:22, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:02, archived)

LIES

(__, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:03, archived)

IN MY EYES!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:03, archived)

Are they

phantastic at making
rubbish sandwiches?

(I like the baco-brow!)

no tusks?

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Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:23, archived)

Poor lad,

someone's shaved off one of his eyebrows.

woo!

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^, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:06, archived)

it's because they keep walking in the butter

FOOLS!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:10, archived)

elephants eyebrow...oooh yeah

woo

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connor, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:14, archived)

That's

because he runs on a North American 120v power cable

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:19, archived)

Heh.

good one!

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Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:29, archived)

Sad

but true

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:35, archived)

Awww

poor guy

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:09, archived)

...The Creme Egg Cinema Collection:
www.b3ta.com/board/7060569
www.b3ta.com/board/7060438
www.b3ta.com/board/7060340
www.b3ta.com/board/7060269

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:02, archived)

pffft

(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:03, archived)

Arf.....!

Make it so!

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FoldsFive, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:03, archived)

It's the earnest sincerity of his expression

that makes it!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:05, archived)

Um. . .

EGG-spreshun?

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Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:33, archived)

i like all of these!

WOO!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:27, archived)

these are all ace.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:57, archived)

Wait! The serious point I'm trying to make here is...

... Easter isn't about DIY and chocolate eggs.

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:58, archived)

ahhahahha :D

burn!

(no friends Tasting your cake., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:15, archived)

this is good.

~~there, it has a reply now~~
edit: ah, no need. but it's still good

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:16, archived)

Lies!

(no friends Tasting your cake., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:18, archived)

pies!

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:20, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:11, archived)

Newsletter subjectline challenge

Tell me your suggestions.

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rob, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:58, archived)

"Our Gift To Iran"

See! Political humour!!

(__, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:59, archived)

^This^

With bells on.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)

"Slower than spastics in a magnet factory"

or
"Does a vegetarian zombie have a pulse?"

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FoldsFive, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)

Life on Mars!

(__, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:01, archived)

INTERNET IS NOW TIME.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)

keeping up ap-Iran-ces

(radja, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)

"my inner paedophile has fucked your inner child"?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)

Win-ar!

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Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:48, archived)

Of course, it's Friday TODAY.

Thought that was yesterday, and that there was no NL this week.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:01, archived)

I forgot that it was good friday / easter etc

it's a bit meaningless if you don't actually have a proper job

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rob, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:05, archived)

Internet Monkey isn't a job?

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:06, archived)

"Viz on a computer"

Only not as funny.

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:01, archived)

however, it is cheaper

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rob, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:02, archived)

"Viz on a computer, only not as funny (but cheaper)"

Still the best site on the web - and for that personal reply I will now donate!

Edit - see, have now donated.

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:04, archived)

... a Kidney

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:09, archived)

sperm

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:10, archived)

If "Kidney" is Cockney Rhyming slang for...

... not much, then yes.

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:11, archived)

huzzah

we'll be spending your cash on whores and cocaine as usual

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rob, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:11, archived)

Spock likes the captains log up his jeffries tube: Exclusive shots from new star trek movie inside

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:01, archived)

This Week: The Best of ZOO

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:02, archived)

That sounds suspiciously like last week's headline

Thanks for your contribution though!

(__, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:03, archived)

It was meant to...

as in 'last weeks was the best of NUTS, this weeks is The Best of ZOO'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:04, archived)

I see!

Now I understand!

(__, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:05, archived)

IRAN is just IRA with a N. Middle east/bogtrotter link proven

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:04, archived)

sweating like a Pediophile in mothercare

not original i know. nor right spelling...

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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:04, archived)

What's the subjectline challenge

He said after about five years

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:04, archived)

I'm asking for suggestions for the subject line that goes on the email version of the newsletter

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rob, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:08, archived)

10 reasons why Jesus deserved to be nailed to that cross

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:04, archived)

Ha ha

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:07, archived)

That made me cackle like a loon

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:17, archived)

Nail me to a cross and call me saviour

-- its the B3ta newsletter

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:05, archived)

R.I.P Newspapers

they've invented this new thing called teh internets.

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:05, archived)

Holy cock! Jesus gets wood: Exclusive pics

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:06, archived)

If I die today, I'll pick up my answerphone messages on Sunday

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:06, archived)

"Piss on my face and call me Charlie!", announces piss-faced Charlie

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The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:07, archived)

Cocks Vs Tits: It's the fowl on nesting bird hot action photo spectacular

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:07, archived)

"Would Jesus really want to be reminded of a Crucifix?"

Not stolen from Bill Hicks at all

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:08, archived)

if you nail me up there

i shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:09, archived)

^ Get's my vote

(if I was a registered voter)

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:12, archived)

haha

yes

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thistle, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:18, archived)

[insert witty and obscene caption here]

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:09, archived)

BUMMING JESUS IN THE FACE SINCE 1982?

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:11, archived)

would you bum a 1982-year old man in the face?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:13, archived)

They've probably lost all their teeth,

so it'll be more comfortable. Plus they'll complain less.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:17, archived)

Jesus should have been nailed on backwards so we could bum him on the cross

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:14, archived)

i swap you rubber boat for shiny suit, deal?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:15, archived)

for those who dont read adam buxtons blog

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connor, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:16, archived)

Feature!

feet your feat sure!

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:27, archived)

Free! Pull-out recipe section

hmm hummus store depletion syndrome*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:34, archived)

Jesus is risen! OMFG ZOMBIE LOL!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:39, archived)

if i see just one more of these bloody adverts

i will go out and get a day job

(jamezp1, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:52, archived)

i have never seen this advert

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:56, archived)

Youve probably seen a "Picture the Loan" advert

He made a pun. A PUN!

(__, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:02, archived)

i have never seen this advert

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:21, archived)

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