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# Make your own subject
whoega-pizzaman
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# well,
I found it amusing :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Yay for eating people!
o0 i got more
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# are these dinosaurs related?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# gah
thats the Skugasarus
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# SkUGosarus!
see www.SkUG.co.uk for erm... well nothing yet but coming soon!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# i know who SkUGosarus is
I was asking about relation to tiberiusgracchus' dino-character
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# they are distantly related
both are in the group Cartoondinosaurus and share a last common ancestor in Protostickmanosaurus.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# MarkyH made me a 3d model too
(check out my profile for the link)
I'm currently working on a scale model (made from toilet rolls and sticky back plastic) but it fell on the floor and i run over it with my wheely chair looking for it :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# pizzaman?
wasn't that one of norman cook's many guises?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Michael Guy Chislett of The Academy Is...

Site Much?
Well...You might as well click here...

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# wow he/she has a giant head - "who is he/she?"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Michael Guy Chislett of The Academy Is...
do you know nothing?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:26, archived)
# I know lots of nothing
peoples faces is not one of em
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# i thought that was a stars in their eyes intro
waiting to find out who he's gonna be
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Yay :)
the eyes are great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
# I have heard a song of their recently
thanks to Random Burn.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I thought that said
Random Bum!

Must say he looks like a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Upon following a link further down the page, i found a dailykitten website....
/
This cat has a huge head, everytime i looked at it moved... something like this *rubs eyes in disbelief*
click for bigger slower
Linky linky
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# hooray!
daily kitten was recently promoted to my bookmarks toolbar, after i realised that i look at it every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# he's warping the very fabric of the chair behind him
with his head-gravity.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# even in the orginal photo (frame 2) his head is huge!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# I found this amusing...


Entirely unshopped!
(planetfall, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# omg more than 200 mistakes!!
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# 100% SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# lol
But what IS...science?
(creem all over your face, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)
# haha
i live in houston. that chick is totaly psycho. wore a diaper for like 20 hours to get to florida without stopping to "have a confrontation" with another astronauts girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# she's world famous
"have a confrontation" is a watered down version of "shoot her a lot until she's unrecognisable"

:D

crazy space chick!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# :P
yay for crazy space chicks!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# just think
next time you see a ufo

and it lands and they come out from inside

and it's "CRAZY MURDERING SPACE CHICKS!"

:D

make a great movie
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
#
4) profits
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# The best kind
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# the water's not safe
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:05, archived)
# call the rescue helicopter!
/predictable blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
#
i knew i forgot something
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# you could sneakily shop one on
thus making my post confusing :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# k


i suck at blurs and shadows /nods
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
# yay
entirely convincing :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:43, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Brokeshark Fountain
The story of two honourable ocean dwellers and a love that couldn't be, due to the shark eating the man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha make this a hit movie NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# ye hoo
(pdjpdj, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# that picture
has every bit of fucking action going on ever!

ahhh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# surely the one
where the man take the wheelie girl back home with him has more fucking action
(pdjpdj, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# you'd think so
but no
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:43, archived)
# I heard it was slow so here you go....

Captain Combover, up to no good as usual. See profile for more.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 12 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Golly! He'll have someones eye out with that if he's not careful!
Woo!

Sorry minor threadjack:

Watching the news and they're doing the standard 'kids do their bit to help the environment' article. But one kid said 'We're doing this to save global warning.'


HA!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# If he did...
he'd take the back of their skull with it.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 12 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Silly man!
You mark my words; he'll be running with scissors next and then where'd we be?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# the greenhouse effect
that which causes people to insanely brag about the size of their tomatores

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# haha
awesome action shot!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Cheers
Ears.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 12 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# he might regret that
later on
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# eurggghh


Click for bigger (126KB)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# if the one on the right had the one on the left's norks
phwoar!!
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# also, swap the clothing!
errr...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# hmmm good point
and the hair
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# :/
why not just swap the face?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# this roundabout way
is more fun :)
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# i know,
I was just bursting your collective bubbles
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# wouldn't mind bursting HER bubbles if you know what i mean!


i can be quite violent sometimes
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# i have found that any random verb and noun in the following phrase,,,
"I would love to (VERB) his/her (NOUN)"
can be used as a double entendre
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:01, archived)
# i'd verb your nouns any day sweetheart!
it's true and I just came!
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# I'd love to double your entendre...
/Scrubs fangirl
(EasilyRecognisable I’m back baby, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Well done
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:57, archived)
# i thought it was sunday so i didn't get out of bed for ages.

but it's saturday so i didn't care
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# I did something similar
/overslept
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Oh!
Utterly (butterly) brilliant. Woo yay houpla panowie!

edit : could use more 'I'm in ur water sinkin ur battleship'
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:06, archived)
# this^ very nice
i think ill click it, first time in a while actually
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# no, leave it as it is!
no stupid text on an image ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:21, archived)
# wait and how it feels when it realises the water is only waist high
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:23, archived)
# It's very nice and a lovely idea
But it has a long way to go to be panowie. It is not a word that is thrown around lightly.

EDIT: I'm in ur water sinkin ur battleship'?! WTF?!

oh and b3ta etiquette don't ask or tell people to do things with what they post.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:24, archived)
# 6/10
needs more Mr.Miyagi
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Everything needs more Mr. Miyagi!
Even Mr. Miyagi needs more Mr. Miyagi!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# nonsense!
constructive cristicism should always be welcome. Especially if it could replace the usual "You're a cnut" stuff that gets thrown about!

Just as long as no one feels pressured to act on it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# nought wrong with constructive cristicism.
Telling people what to do with their post. Especially seeing it was such a lame one!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# it was a sugestion, not an order.
do we have have to ask your permission before posting now?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Obviously
All posts need to be signed in triplicate before being posted.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# ok, just so i know.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# didn't you get the memo
I put it in your biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# *burp*
um... i'll have to retrieve it later.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# wtfayboa?!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# I think it's just that I'm starting to have a sense of humour failure
over those bloody cat text on a picture things
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# have a kitten with no text
www.dailykitten.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/1177264144dsc01094.jpg
to fluff you up
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# *clicks*
i see no horses, only kittens *sneezes*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:18, archived)
# NURSE!
SENSE OF HUMOUR FALIURE!

GET THE SHOCK PADDLES, STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# they are cute, but they are hardly works of art, they clearly take no effot
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# oh, but they're all the rage!
all of the kids are doing it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# That's where I've been going wrong then
I've just been doing the kids.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# this will cheer you up
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# needs
more lasers!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
# *fetches grill as pitta bread*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# 3 DAYS LATER ......
Laffs!!

B3ta Etiquette .... hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# aww poor kitty
(isn't it sprechen sie "talk" ?)

edit: Also WHY doesn't the library have an online subscription to the fucking 'Journal of Molecular Biology'. It's only a major journal ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# which library are you at?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# glasgow
only a minor university, I suppose...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# My Athens login
gives me access to the JMB back to 1966. If you post up the article you need, I can easily download the pdf and stick it up on rapidshare.
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# thanks, that's very kind of you
I've just photocopied it, though :(

Ta for the offer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# hahahahah
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:20, archived)
# What, it's saturday?
No seriously, I thought it was sunday too.

Anyway, hang on little kitty! Nice pic!
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Save the giant kittin!
Forget about the hundreds of sailors!

/keeping it real
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 May 2007, 15:24, archived)
# what of
the fish!

/reaping it keel
(zonk, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# "I am in ur Navys, sinkin ur seamens"
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# haha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# This for Prime Minister.
Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 12 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# oh dear
he even looks like he knows he's done a nawty!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
# damn rock stars..

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6649089.stm
(Meta4, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# ffs is there such a thing as
a non-violent clash?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# clothing style!
(Meta4, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# redex
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:09, archived)
# that
would be because i'm a dumbass
(Meta4, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# the 1997 east asian stock market clash?
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Colours clashing
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# indeed
sabian make one
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# in at shirk on a Saturday? MS Paint it is then...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
Braw!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# it's a good job you're here
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:03, archived)
# ashally . . .
I'm just off, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Simon is SO the Giraffe!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Awww
That's very nice
me clicks
Deserves more replies
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooooooooh pretty!
'noon sir!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# It's Saturday, no school today so what you gonna do?
Woo yay hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# I think it's made me gay though
how do I check?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# wow
i really like that.

five-fold cyclic symmetry for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Are you suggesting I have girlie flowers on my desktop!:O
woo and 'ning Hattery
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# i am in trubble for brakin daddy's brekfust
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:18, archived)
# 'ning fella
I would like to apologise to everyone, I bought loads of stuff for a barbecue today, so the weathers my fault.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
You GIT! you got me out of gardenin . . . oh! Cheers!

*cracks open another beer*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# What am I going to do with 3lbs of mince now?
*puts down trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Yay!
Spanghetti bollock-ase
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 May 2007, 15:22, archived)
# I got the cheese too:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# hehe


quick and dirty
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:22, archived)
# argh he's ripped out the little feller's neck!
and replaced his paw with a baby hand, the fiend!
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# sack of bricks, river
that'll teach the bugger
(horrid, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:22, archived)
# aww have puppay
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:23, archived)
# awww
this reminds me.. i was on b3ta right before i went to sleep last night, and i had dreams about kittins. thanks :)
(Meta4, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] obscure?

too obscure?
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# hint?
edit: ahaaaa very good :)
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# *titters*
vere good :D

*clicks*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# i demand more posts containing butt plugs
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# in
continental adaptor
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# THIS
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:20, archived)
# as requested
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# pffft
loonacy
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# You sir
are a comedic genius. literalism! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Sat 12 May 2007, 23:54, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 12 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHAAH
Wrong.
(but it feels so right)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 12 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Ooooooooh Matron.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:38, archived)
# hah
not for b3ta it isn't
(qdamik, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Is it slow eh?
ah well have a puppy then. Made this a bit back, pretty sure I never posted it anywhere.


Click for bigger (70 kb)

'ning.

Feel free to have a pea.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Just did
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# that gives me the horn!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# oooo
that narf!
(zonk, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# fupa narf
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# yes
repeatedly
(zonk, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Brillio!
Now do the other hundred!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# just a hundred more and you'll have a fine coat
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# lovely pup
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 12 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# kids eh


edit: done, thanks!
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# *clicks*
I always wonder with ladies wot have their waists pulled right in like that - what state are their stools in on the way out?

I'm guessing like a weak gruel. Would like to think they come out like thin slices of beefburger though.
(songsforeveryone, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# why the fuck would you wonder that??
(qdamik, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:39, archived)
# clearly the waiste squish
has caused internal girl guts to rise up and distribute evenly between her two breasticles

I think that is 100% scientific fact
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:10, archived)
# why does he have two cocks?

(horrid, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# alaska
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Yes I was contemplating the second
'rear' willy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# the rear willy
is actually a 50s dildo toy for boys
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I thought it was just a well aimed bomerang.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Me too
I thought" that fucker is never coming back!"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Well he seems happy about it though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Ah, is it comics time then?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Science?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# its a pink sock that has got stuck to his trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# through the scientific power
of static electrickery?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# god arrr
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
#
Why is he pulling his nads?
(Northern Lovely, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# wouldn't you
if you saw that lady walk by?
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# probably throw up myself
that aint right chief.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# you're entitled to your opinion champ
personally i don't like wide-waisted, small-chested women though.
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# nor me old boy
but i do like women that look human
(horrid, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# fair enough fella
but you're missing out on some spectacular physically distorted alien fun...
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Not without a huge change in my lifestyle
(Northern Lovely, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# But she'd fall over!
Spesh with those heels on!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# I think mathmatically we're talknig
A top heavy fraction.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# always wondered how those fractions stayed standing actually
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Well, if we're pearoasting...
Compo entry from v late last night, complete with rude hidden messages... a cap doffing to those that work them all out.

(songsforeveryone, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# I'm wondering
can a horse play a trumpet?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:13, archived)
#
dont think it has the lips for it. However if the trumpet mouth piece was larger im sure they probably could.
Cause they do that neighy thing where they show their teeth.

unless they are horny
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# If you attached bagpipes to a cow's arsehole...
...and made the connection airtight, would the cow eventually generate enough gas to play the pipes?

And then, if you didn't remove the connection, which would explode first - the pipes or the cow?
(songsforeveryone, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# surely the pipes have an overflow valve thingy
or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# What if you taped that up?
Eh? Eh?
(songsforeveryone, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Red deer can play them
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# 'work them out'?
I'm ris-ing at the whole thing!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# me too
are we meant to be able to speak greek, or are they meant to say naughty things when we pronounce the greek letters, e.g poo from (Pi)oo in the corner of the little boys thing
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Work out what the font is
and proceed accordingly
(songsforeveryone, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# is greek a font?
im not sure i type enough greek to be familiar with how the letters look in different fonts
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# It's not a greek font
It's a font most people that post here probably have.
(songsforeveryone, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# symbol?
which was designed to be used in place of greek but has too many characters
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# no, it's a language or in this case, an alphabet
"custard tits"
"cunt flaps".
"suck my balls"
etc.

although what the fuck "sigma iota xi" is meant to be, I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# ah so i was right with the pi-oo poo thing
fuck off
suck my balls
minge seepage
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I was thinking
the lol was in the fact that gypsies live behind all Aldi stores.
(I helped save b3ta! dannerz mm ice tea, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# ki egw exw katevei sto xwrio!!
LOL!!!
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# no
(Northern Lovely, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Aldi sell foriegn knockoff stuff at cheap prices
So you can buy russian peanut butter for a quarter of the the price of regular peanut butter.

These are Aldi top trumps cards.

I think
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# You is correct
Had this horrible feeling that the whole thing made no sense to anyone.
(songsforeveryone, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# *wins at life*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# You realise we all now assume
that you live on Russian peanut butter, no?
(songsforeveryone, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# What?!
That's wank that is.
(Northern Lovely, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# We've seen so much worse
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I know :(
(Northern Lovely, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:33, archived)
# you are correct.
this is industrial strength wank.

edit: I guess that's a little harsh, it's an okay idea. not so badly done.

*begrudges*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# WTF
(Northern Lovely, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# that boy has stumps for hands
so the cards must be stamples to teh fingerless fleshy protrusions....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Me and hands don't get on
The original pic didn't have hands, so I had to magic one up meself. I did bad job.
(songsforeveryone, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Have a slooooow board Saturday afternoon pearoast (cos i got no new stuff yet)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# chuckle
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Pfft!
Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# It couldn't get worser
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# it could
if it was raining
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# And if it was in trafalgar square..
*Initiates geographic stereotype*
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# trafalgar square
is not a fun place to be, especially when some utter bastard sneaks up behind you and puts bird seed in your hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Especially not
when you're on a cross with a bee in your eye.
(I helped save b3ta! dannerz mm ice tea, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Yes it could
itchy balls!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# All very weird...
But you wouldn't get that sort of wasp in the Middle East.!

*takes off pedantic hat*
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Could if it was on holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# on a Saga tour of the Middle East
all the ald biddy wasps clucking around the temple... the old man wasps saying 'we should have gone on that fucking whisky tour in Scotland...'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Thanks
for the waspology science...they where imported by the Germans...
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# B3ta is not only fun
but educational too!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# just went to KFC for lunch (not my choice)
if you ever see me in there again you'll know I'm filled with self loathing equal to that of a chronic masturbater.

I think I'm going to puke.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Oh lordy
Just walking past the place turns my stomach.
Pretend you're Keira Knightly and stick your fingers down your throat. It's the only way to get rid of it quickly.
Then you can start again!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# when I do that I pretend I'm a Roman senator
all wrapped in a bed sheet and with a young servant to make me vomit, while another one pours urns of wine into my mouth so it runs over my flabby chins and stains my toga red...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# The opulent face of bulimia
I like it
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# for more of this and other great restaurant criticism,
read my new column in the Scotsman on Sunday, only £1.20!

ps: parking was ample.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# you can try talking about getting "no option mayonaise"
there's nothing quite like a deep fried chicken cyst to turn folk off kfc

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# I like KFC

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I don't like it
opposing FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# and I've been looking for a nemesis since my last one turned out ot be really nice
you interested?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# You're asking yourself to be your nemisis?
well, it's a novel idea...
(Mr._Pickles, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
# there could be even more seams on it
that would make it even worse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Yes it fucking could
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# eeeeee!
my teeth are all on edge now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# BASTARD!
I'm going to sue you for mental aggravation. After I've pulled all my teeth out with pliers.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# You just wish you were as cool as us lefties!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Put that pumice stone down!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# it's impossible for a right handed person
to draw a right hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# It's impossible for a left-handed person
to draw on a blackboard or a whiteboard.
(I helped save b3ta! dannerz mm ice tea, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I have done both
successfully.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# They let you left handers out n to the community now?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Actually
We just let you think that you're not living in captivity.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Nonsense.
Everyone knows the ambidextrous illuminati rule the world.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# I have done both
like a big left-handed spastic
(richey, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Gah!
You utter cunt. That actually sent shivers down me.
Woo to the delicious cartoony action though!
(richey, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# what this needs
is that compression of the christ picture, cant remember who did it...
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Yeah I know it makes no sense...
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 12 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Why is it
When I look at that all I can think of is the theme tune to Rhubarb & Custard?

Melty-sun-giggle-woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 12 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Because your brain is wired up
to the cartoon channel?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# don't knock
the cartoon channel, I.M Weasel is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I R Baboon
Best* cartoon sidekick evvah!



* debatable
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
# you don't need pants
for the victory dance!

I.R Plant Life. Best episode ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I R sniffing finger in public...
For some reason that line has stayed with me for years
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# my favourite line
has to be "I.R no go in shiny metal pants!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha
I like this insanity
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# i confess
ive tried that, only when i was very young though, i directed the reflection from my watch back at the sun, i was wondering if it would make it blow up, im not sure what i would have done if it did
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# shivered?
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:13, archived)

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