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(I helped save b3ta! xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:39, archived)
# haha
*clickety click*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Woo Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# I never get tired
Of mocking Beadle's afflicted hand
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:51, archived)
# LOL
If I could click you, I would!

EDIT - this is my 100th post woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:35, archived)
# how hatstand
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 29 May 2007, 19:36, archived)
# ^this
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:37, archived)
# topical
and woo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:37, archived)
# balls!
sweet work mr frappa
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:37, archived)
# *ahem*
its frappa :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:38, archived)
# my apologies
i know that and that's what i meant

/lack of sleep etc.

i mean "what on earth are you talking about?" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
# how am i supposed to know
that you know what i know when i dont know what i know, ya know?
ooh yeah loving this self imposed sleep deprivation thing!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:53, archived)
# </lurk>
i am loving that.


(mogfather has just climbed off your mum, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:37, archived)
# explains a lot

woo
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# hahahaha!
more total craziness from down under, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Frottage in the Cottage
wow how silly - it make I laugh

are you the "new" Terry Gilliam?
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Dunno what all the fuss is about...
This new programme looks ACE!



(Outer rim wins prize from SMALL shelf)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:30, archived)
# quick!
shoot the kidney!
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:32, archived)
# pffft
tropical
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 29 May 2007, 19:34, archived)
# stop reading bbc
its full if shite
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Inexplicably, one of Discomeats posts exploded..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:26, archived)
# insplelickable!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:27, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 29 May 2007, 19:30, archived)
# cor thats a lil odd
nice shadows though
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:30, archived)
# I'm just playing with some new Photoshop filters..
most fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Boom
shake the room
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# By Royal appointment
(Euan_Kerr, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:23, archived)
# might i be the first to visit
members only?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:24, archived)
# bet she farts like a trooper
*trombone noise*
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:25, archived)
# One should buy some glade
(Euan_Kerr, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Would this be...
a royal flush?
(catapilla is sorry he wasted, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Vahn Toss
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Click it for a larger view
(Not Muhammad, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:17, archived)
# argh
the umbillical cord is still attached!
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:23, archived)
# I found this lil guy in the forest outside my house

Was thinking of setting up a shelter for these homeless people

edit: *taps microphone* this thing on?

Last one of the day i promise
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Thank heavens!
I'm just about to eat my supper ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:28, archived)
# so's this guy by the look of it
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Tuckshop Superstore spurred me to do this tonight
rather than tomorrow.

Clank biggins.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:11, archived)
# hahaha!
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:16, archived)
# If I had dreams like this
I'd probably do away with myself

woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:33, archived)
# You know you love
the gentle caress of his wrinkled sagging sacks of love really
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] My first entry
(I helped save b3ta! bovineharvester is quite ill, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:58, archived)
# All of that^
but woo and yay anyway.
A million times better than my first post.

*hides away in shame at the memory*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 29 May 2007, 19:05, archived)
# welcome!
;)
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Good hummus
welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 29 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Hardcore
rocking out
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Cheer up goth!!!
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:56, archived)
# *takes offense at this comment*
Irn Bru has a lot to fucking answer for...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:04, archived)
# I should add
I'm a bit goth.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:19, archived)
# pale girls with wrist scars
Mmmm.
(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 19:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
farm goths with guitars!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:05, archived)
#
Hahah GET IT. American Gothic.. American Goth! Ohh how drole. Love it.
(britishbroccoli, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Evenin' all

It's 'il dog Leonardo Loredan' by Bellini, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 29 May 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Why of course
il Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Hahaha
Again

That time again (b3ta room)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:48, archived)
# le woof!
and yay!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] war..
(beardybeardbeard, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:34, archived)
# baby
(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Huh!
What is it good for?
(Ballunatic, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:36, archived)
# haliburton
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:40, archived)
# haha
well said.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Absolutely
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Everything
.
(I helped save b3ta! Adamsky, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Absolutely Nothing!
Edit: Say it again!
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Arms sales
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:48, archived)
# I like this
the bombers could be cut out better, but I liek!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Cheap as Chips!
/david dickinson baby blog
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] wiggly woo
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:23, archived)
# 0_o
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:24, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Stony tits
and flapping dicks, that's what little hermaphroditic statues are made of
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:31, archived)
# but what happens when they start invading shopping malls
and killing everyone in their path, what then?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Mum's out with their little children
crushed beneath the stony hermaphroditic plinths! You can't stop them with police! There's no arms to cuff!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:35, archived)
# cock + door jam * stairs
police know a few things.

he/she fell over m'lord
(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 18:37, archived)
# then and only then
I shall fuck them.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:36, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:40, archived)
# The good thing about them
is that they can literally go and fuck themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:41, archived)
# thank you cyriak
that's brill!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:34, archived)
# I'm entranced
I'm supposed to be painting the lounge, but I can't stop watching it flap side to side like a man-bit metronome
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:37, archived)
#
You should photograph the lounge - it would be quicker
(Bastard, Wed 30 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# how odd!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:44, archived)
# i'd do her
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:45, archived)
# YAY
michaelangelo's Lily from Bangkok.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Wiggly cock.?
I'll give it a woo...

YOU LOVE IT.!!!
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:54, archived)
# woo
Brilliant!!



clicks.
(Krissgti is chasing the greasy homeless of glasgow, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:03, archived)
# PFFFT!!!!
It wiggles!!!:D
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Your statue's got no arms.
How does she wank?
([sic] You're ad here?, Wed 30 May 2007, 14:19, archived)
# I can't stop looking at it...
...er.. them
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 30 May 2007, 20:50, archived)
# *waves back
( verra gud indeed)
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Dieses stoat ist tot
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:15, archived)
# Hahaha
They look guilty like it was the artist's pet and not that tasty anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:15, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:58, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Minor TJ
That time again (b3ta room)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:07, archived)
# You've finished your pizza already?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# this is proper..
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# haha thats cool!
i got worried for a sec cos i thought it was gonna say FAIL lol!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:04, archived)
# it always
tells the truth, unless i upload the wrong one, ulp!
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:06, archived)
# how many of these
have you made
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:22, archived)
# Hahaha
I say
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Set phasers to sudden interest in botany!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:05, archived)
# OH MATRON TAKE THEM AWAY
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Esoteric.
Just how I like it:

Clank for biggins.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# ?
(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:58, archived)
# WAX DART!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:00, archived)
# wtf?
*clicks anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:00, archived)
# I like this.
It is nonsense but I like it nonetheless.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# I really don't know how to respond to this
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# !


I like your brand of hatstand
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# The thing about this sequence of images and the metaphores it provides is that Schmerg merm schmerg merm merm
schmerg schmerg schmerg merm merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm merm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:04, archived)
# bitum batum bitum batum bitum batum
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:06, archived)
# I know, it's as if by their very nature
they show a softer side of their Schmerg merm schmerg merm merm schmerg schmerg schmerg merm merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm merm
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:07, archived)
# what was interesting about the particular epoch and the sociological conciousness of the time was that the schmerg merm merm schmerg merm merm schmerg merm schmerg
schmerg merm merm schmerg merm merm schmerg merm schmerg schmerg merm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:08, archived)
# schmerg merm merm schmerg merm merm schmerg merm schmerg
schmerg merm merm schmerg merm merm schmerg merm schmerg schmerg merm pulled it out of his anus with a pair of needlenose pliers! Oh how the vicar laughed, he almost dropped his teacake!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:11, archived)
# hmm,
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=merm

definition 6 is fairly helpful I believe.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:23, archived)
# not necessarily helpful
but certainly informative
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:28, archived)
# yeah.
what he said.

/ris
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:07, archived)
# I still think Ade Edmundson was the best Red Baron :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Aparrently he's staring as a doctor in something serious.
First Hugh Laurie, now Ade...
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:20, archived)
# was Holby City as far as I recall
utter telly garbage for grannies, Ade's talent is wasted there.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Woot whoo whoos!
I'm surprised my latest had generated so many comments. It's an in joke between me and a mate, this points to half of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:08, archived)
# It didn't matter that it made no sense
it still amused me
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:29, archived)
# i enjoy your dreams
probably more than you do a lot of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:07, archived)
# Probably so.
I had a terrible one the other night. Really harrowing. I'll get to drawing it soon. Ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:09, archived)
# really harrowing?
blimey- what? more harrowing than the ones youve done already? im excited.
maybe your dreams will cause dreams within others? the dream disease.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Very harrowing.
Just image that. Harrowed that I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:22, archived)
# mage hat marrowing
just am that that am i.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:26, archived)
# ris.com
/yourmom!
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] ATA, ATA!!!!


click for biggie 150 odd kb :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# this is fantastic!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# aye, tis not bad for Paint :D
*wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# tis teh woo
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 29 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# I like this
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:05, archived)
# paintmash!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# badum
tish

nicely figured!
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:50, archived)
#
This?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:54, archived)
# it
was made for that

possibly
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# \O/
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 29 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# arf
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# The oldest are the oldest.
Talking of which I just ordered a pizza. When they asked how I'd pay I said 'In pebbles my good man'.

No sense of humour some people.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# when your pizza has been devoured
are you up for a game of you-know-what?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:54, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:00, archived)
# I can't use the proper name for it
because I think Ghostie has trademarked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:06, archived)
# well - whatever it is I don't have time for it
I have to write a paper for a committee and then finish my dissertation.

I SHOULD NOT BE HERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:07, archived)
# Yay!
Hide-the-sausage! Count me IN!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Yes
a game I don't get picked last for

/change of tune blog
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Yes
I shall only devour one though! it's buy one get one free:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:06, archived)
# The reason they have no sense of humour is because every bastard tries to be funny with them
When I worked in a department store I had to ask "How would you like to pay?" before even ringing the items into the till. The stone age system had different slips for credit cards, storecards and cash.

The number of people who said "I wouldn't like to pay at all, harharhar" was very large.

I hated them all with a passion. It wasn't my fault I had a stupid till and had to ask the stupid question.

/end rant
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# if you haven't already
try here

full of ventage :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Awww
Looks like the site's down :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Bugger
I could add tons to that.
My fave being the woman who kept nagging for a discount (in a food shop ffs) so to stop her whinges I gave her a couple of bags of crisps that had just past their expiry date (and I explained that to her but she wasn't bothered).
The next day she phoned to complain that we had "sold her outdated crisps" and demanded a full refund.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:08, archived)
# yeah
see, if you in a position of what is assumed to be reasonable authority and do something "nice" you can end up with hassle for it

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:12, archived)
# gah
badness

memorise it for later, some of the stories go beyond WTF?

but as you've worked with the general public then you've been there done that :)

edit: oh the sites up! yay
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:09, archived)
# you should spend more time stabbing people
in the throat. Then they'd learn. Word spreads fast in the department store - before you know it hoisery will know all about it and from there, the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Yeah
I think it might be illegal though. And I don't work in a department store or a very customer-intensive role any more, so that's OK :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:08, archived)
# enjoy your spit pizza
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 29 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# spit
be lucky if that's the only special sauce added
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Stop stabbing your hand, mister Beadle!
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# *groan/woo*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Very quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:01, archived)
# seams great!
good punnage tho
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:07, archived)
# mongeral


Click for bigger (83KB)
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Seams
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:47, archived)
# onsters of the eep!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:50, archived)
# edit
I thought the mis-spelling would add to the effect - changed. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:12, archived)
# That's so terrifyingly realistic
that I might cry
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:47, archived)
# s'okay, everything is fine.
kk and I were looking at your b3tabash pics last night :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Did you long for the old country?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:58, archived)
# does
it mmmmnnnnnnnnnngggg

instead of woof? (when you set it on fire)
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# heh
leave it in the garden

and it'll spin around in circles going "mmlngm mmlngm mmlngm mmlngm mmlngm mmlngm mmlngm mmlngm "
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:16, archived)
[challenge entry] And she STILL doesn't look impressed...
(Borusa's Weetabix, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:38, archived)
# she knows where he wants to stick it.
and the glow stick
(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Ah, the ladies...
So hard to please. ;)
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:40, archived)
# she looks like an old Jenifer Aniston
mmm flashy thing
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:44, archived)
# with Larry David
from Curb your enthusiasm
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:49, archived)
# ...and he's saying to her
"What do you want friends for? I mean, what use are they?".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# lol
"acting career"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:20, archived)
# Sonic screwdriver?


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:54, archived)

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