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# Militant sooty
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)
# If he gets killed
Does he get to go to heaven with 80 virgin Sues?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)
# I could never stick Sooty
Sweep was sooooo underated.

Nice pic :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)
# I agree with all three of these points.
Sooty wasn't as irritating as that cunt Scampi, though.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)
# :)
agreed.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)
# ssssh!...he's deep undercover working for S-Force
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)
# thank you :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Shoot him now Sweep!



(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)
# *kicks out*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Bastards!



(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)
# finally.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)
# oooh lully :)

thankee much
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)
# :)
Woo
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)
# more homage to Prodigy...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Hi my name is The Great Architect
And I'll be your Prodigy69 for today:P
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)
# haha.
you plagiarising cnut. You'll be setting yourself up for a lawsuit. Speaking of which, did you get Johnny a hand-slapping?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)
# I have sent an email, no response yet
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)
# shame.
As he now has a 15 image limit to his postings he has to delete his oldest five images before he posts more. So Wednesdays posts will have gone now. I wish I could talk to the prick direct and just ask him what his game is. Also I'd ask him why he continually bulls himself up as someone important in his firm when in fact he's a £6 an hour window fitter for Anglian ( or similar )
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Nice one Prodge!
Oh! It's you!!
Nice one Arch'!

woo!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)
# woo!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:04, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)
# laff
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)
# wtf!
:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)
# *sigh*

scores another one from the list
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:04, archived)
# don't worry, that's my last
*promise :)

I shall be running said source through every file shredder known to man now ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)
# haha :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Haha!
Woo
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)
# 'Noon
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:59, archived)
# pfft
So after the 1st are you just going to be called lazlo?:P
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Haha,
never thought of that. I suppose I will have to be won't I. Does the law stretch as far as a ban on names as well?

Will National Embassy's have to be renamed as well?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)
# not if soap distant can help it
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)
# I'd prefer to hear more about Archeory's adventures
he truely is a fine explorer of the greatest calibre.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)
# you have that cunting law as well now do you
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Thank You For Not Giving Me Cancer.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Thomas the tank engine


sauce

i had trouble with the face. i just can't get it. how would i go about vectoring this (real vector i.e. a.svg file) - would that make it harder to do the face

too much detail and everything
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)
# the method of tracing is the same
it's just the output file that is different.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:58, archived)
# can that be done
in photoshop cs2

if so can someone link to a guide

(or do it for me)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:59, archived)
# yes of course.
just google pen tool tutorials. ( or wait a while and I'll add something else here )

www.graphic-design.com/Photoshop/tutorials/0410-04_pen.html
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:00, archived)
# ta
very much.

I'm a making some t-shirts

/edit i had joke elmer fudd tags around the t-shirts bit but the board killed them
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)
# You can also use a Threshold effects layer on your source
which will help you figure out brightness boundaries. when you're shading.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:03, archived)
#
t w
Do eet! Do eet!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Not harder, just different, I think.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)
#

Clank biggins.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Top Bungle drawage!
woo!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:54, archived)
# I want a bottle of Bungle's Vinegar for my chips
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Careful now!
Bungle's Vinegar makes chips significantly worse.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)
# How bizarre
I've met him. :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)
# worked in a leper colony eh?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# You're fecking daft.
WOO!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha
*significantly worsens*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# haha.
bungle's vinegar had my wife in attendance to see what all the noise was about.

I could not help but think of Mickey Monk and his monkey-spunk moped that he had to convert due to lack of available fuel. I'm not sure that leopard's fanny-batter was the wisest choice.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Yeah
Everyone knows walrus eyesmeg is the most potent fuel. Silly Viz!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Bungle is giving me fear
If he vinegars me, I will have my eyes shut.

The most terrorsome woo.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:00, archived)
# *snorts at "vinegars me"*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)
# *does likewise*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Bungles
Taste the rainbow
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Anyone seen my Trill?
Elerigar/Budgiphant
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Excellent!
Have a mixed up elephant
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Only 7 pairs left!


Click for bigger (84KB)


Pre order now? err.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# haha. you may be mental
and a few months behind but I like you. ( that has nothing to do with you having a front bum )
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Frontbum genius
better late than never. Props for praise.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Pfft!
There's something wrong with using something with a face to shield your hands from searing heat.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Jordan
uses toddler faces.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] And on the Eighth Day
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)
# hahahaha
Truth.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# but does it contain tea or coffee?
God brews in mysterious ways...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Thermos:
Created in a flas(h)k.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# I had to look at the filename to work out what was un-normal.
V. subtle.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)
# ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Animate it!
Animate it HARD! Have some hands playing it like a concertina.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
#
Playing pulling
concertina goatse
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Woo!
have A. Warthog.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)
# ;)
Thanks
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Glees
Now he's floaty light!!!

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Woo to floating animals
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:04, archived)
# HA! The cheat
He's still got legs. Can't beat the hover warthog.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)
# He's only a novice
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Breaking in my nice new pens I ordered from biro-art.
It's a poisonous demon (his name is Ialthius -- this is his rawr-scary form; his normal, everyday form is much more humanoid). And yes, half his tail is missing - he lost the rest in an accident.




Bigger: Screw you, 56k hippies! 139kb | Think of the dial-uppers! 71kb

More of this nonsense: my deviantART | demons' website (warning: nerdy)


'Ning!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# That is wonderful!
He looks like a Tarquin to me.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Now that you mention it, he totally does! :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Looks like something out of neverwinter nights
that I have forgotten the name of. Highly Woo.

mini TJ: My internets keep disconnecting :(
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# ahh, I spy another geek.
do you NWN much? Online? I have NWN plus all add ons and NWN2 if you ever want to go out and fondle some trolls together ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)
# alas!
My gaming computer is not my internets computer at the moment.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)
# this is a sad day
considering we are both on at stupid o' clock in the morning when it is the best time to kill Koreans. Never mind, put it on the backburner.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:17, archived)
# that's rather spiffing
and we all love biro-art.
I really must get on and render some more of his stuff, but mean-time I'll whore this here as I know you'll like it.


Click for bigger (52KB)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Cor. That's a bit good.
I like the eyes.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
# I'd like it except for the fact you just made a mosquito into a humanoid
apart from that, your drawing style has definately improved since Phlogiston
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# I was going for more of a ibis + praying mantis look.
Cheers.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:03, archived)
# on the whole
I find chimeras shit, no matter how good the person who drew them
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Bad day to be on the board, then.
:D Animangles ahoy!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Pffft
not quite the same
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Cool mate
Good work
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)
# That Shark-fox better beware
Ive just released the Bassetdolphinhound



Shark-fox

Thanks to FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes for hummus.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# he he
that's ace! nicely done
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# I love the fin/ear combo!
woo yay
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# I find that nature is a bit lacking in the fin/ear combo department.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)
# I love you, i'm chuckling like a loon : )
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
# I like
the flippear-duality. nice!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# haha.
I like it when you shop. I love your drawings but your shopping is a refreshing change. I think I might have a bash at an animangle this afternoon. I've been painting pretentious bollocks for too long ( just got to finish this pretentious bollocks I'm doing now )
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Its been a few weeks since Ive done anything at all.
Though I'd make a comeback with a few photoshop wankbaskets.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)
# err
trippy as fewk.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Welcome!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Good stuff
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Is that
how pizzas are made?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# this is a good comment
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Whu...err.....*time-melge*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# *throws hummus at screen*
Noooo! It's starting to lose coherence!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# but I ordered the placenta suprise!
*chomps*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# I like babies,
but I couldn't eat a whole one!!!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# pfft
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Is it special ?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Not really--single topping, extra cheese
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Is that
how pizzas are made?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)
# this is a good comment
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Thank you
is this one good too?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)
# meh
so so. needs more pizza.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# *throws tomato pureé at screen*
and rubs mozarella into... *ahem*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Ehem
Pepperoni?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)
# That's the one!
Smells a bit of anchovies though.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)
# No exuse for that sort of thing!!!
'Ooo but they're so salty!'
Well try salt!:P
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:04, archived)
# I tried to shop something out of this
but I'm no good at surreptitiously adding text to neon signs. Or at shopping things. And agreed by the way.

Edit: And fail.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)
# woo to the pic
It's Godtastic
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Hahaha! I like that!
Woo!

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# yay!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# haha
woot!

Also, this news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6759273.stm is quite funny. In a sad sort of way
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Not really.
Poor car.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# I would have thought
in the 1950's they'd be thinking we'd all be flying around in Jetson's style hover cars.

And work on the moon.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# of course.
population of Tulsa circa 2007 -3-
population of Mars circa 2007 -3Bn-

now, where's my beautiful car prize? It must be worth a gazillion galactic dollars today.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Compo it
yay!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Noice!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# He looks a cheeky scamp.
I bet he got up to some right devilment later on.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Nothing to see here.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# pfffft
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Hyde...just a park, Whipsnade Zoological...just a park
: )
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Led Zeppelin
was not just a band
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Why bring Led Zep into this?
Noon, people.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Why Not?
Up the Zep!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Oh agreed, Led Zep are one of the best bands of all time
but they're not exactly closely linked to Creationism.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# haha
you have been brain-poisoned by your eyeliner*


*tested on stoats
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# My eyeliner is tested on nothing but the finest rabbits, I'll have you know.
Cute goth bunnies everywhere in those labs, I tell you now.

You are possibly correct about the poisoning though ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# far too long
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Worth it, though!
Nice bun.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# They were clearly designed
by an intelligent Keith Moon.
'noonies
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Hello wasted
How are you?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# I'm very well ta.
Just finished feeding cockroaches to Lilly and watching her try to chase them with no results.

She's not the fastest.

How's you?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Who is Lilly?
I'm at work.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Lilly is the Blue-Tongue Skink.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Oooh, nice
Your nail polish needs redoing though.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Very much agreed!
I'm redoing it before I go out tonight :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# A blue tongue once bit my toe
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# I like the fact that blue-tongue skinks
have their own website

also, quite a woosome pet... I want something to feed cockroaches to
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# that's a fearsome beast
braw!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# are you
in Escher's house?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# remember that newsletter a while back?
I was assuming FAAMTS was referring to this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoN6XfyQsr4
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# yep : )
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Ah, I see :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# That's not just a park!
That's an M&S park!!!


woo
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# haha
Braw!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# heheh
i like that *nods*



edit: NOOOooooOOOOON B3TARDS! :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# That front page of yours is the funniest thing I have seen in ages.
Bring back cunting for agitha.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# ^this
for some reason the *prince* makes me laugh like a loon
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# cheers :)
everyone's been so nice about that - i did and uploaded it while i was totally drunk, wasn't expecting much of a response at all! Totally flabbergasted next morning, but really helped the hangover... ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# hahahahah, thanks mate! ^_^
I am drawing lots more at the moment. That new wordpress thingy I've set up is where they're gonna live, cuz I finally have a place where I can 'blog' them (ie. upload without having to crack out my HTML editor and FTP program, ZZzzzzZZZ!) but where the posts are categorisable, so people can easily just read me & him or whatever they want. :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Hurrah!
This is great news.

*awaits*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# I'll be embarking on an intense uploading spree
as soon as today's hangover clears. :P


edit: your board sig just freaked me out slightly, cuz yesterday I went to see this exhibition on Carl Linnaeus - second one down. [new window]
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# I was just about to ask where I could find said blog.


*mongs*

Noon, mister.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# hee! hello squire :)
Nice board sig, now THAT'S my kind of music.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# That front page of grey kid's
is the best thing that b3ta has seen in a very long time. I just never got around to telling him when he posted it.
It's absolute b3tan class.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# fucking crikey!
*^_^*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Hello Grey Kid
nice to see you
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Hi Rach,
how are ya? Still enjoying our lovely city? :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# our fair city?
you are near me are you not? Manchester way?

I feel a drink coming on.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# I love living in Manchester
:)

How are things Westside?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brillio!


woo
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Excellent.

*clickety click click clickety click*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Har har!
Man, I'm doing a lot of clickage today.

Everyone stop being so good!

Not really
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# hahhaa
i like
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# \o/
I want some beer
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# pfff
You could have used the C from the original logo, silly!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# I could have
but I couldn't be arsed to go and get the original logo

when yours was just sitting there saying "use me!! use me"

:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# pffh :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Heheh!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# good stuff
oh yeah
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# mungo fever fever fever mungo mungo mungo mungo mungo
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Mungo fever: The new craze thats sweeping the nation.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# WE GONNA DANCE TO THE MUNGO FEVER
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# *Mungobops*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# I may be totally wrong, but I'm a dancin' foooool.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# no, no,
you are right. That's it sir, door on the left.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# *exits stage left*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Well that's a bit special
have a woo
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Awwww lookit the cute little foxywoxy *grrrrrrrr* ARGAHGHAGAGHG GET-IT-OFF! GET-IT-OFF-ME!


Helloes everyone!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# tell him another joke human!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# hehe
: )
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# ooh la laa
bet that chafes...ps ...WOO
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Yeah, cos foxes are approachable!!
top teefwork!
woo!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# quick! set the dolphin-beagle pack on it!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha
I like this idea.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# make it! make it!
it would make my day, week, possibly even...DUn DUN dUNH!...month if you did : )
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# eep!
give him a fish
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Teefs!
Move over rover, let jawsy take over. Foxy!

Gert wooage.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Anyone wanna
?

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# wow!
that must have taken hours!

lol

:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# those compression artefacts are really tricky to do right
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Yeah, I studied at La scuola appaling del manufatto di immagine di Roma years ago
but I never reached this level

:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# que?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Le canard est dans le jarden.
LE CANARD.....EST DANS........LE JARDEN!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# dans le jardin?
/foreign language pedantry

And it was supposed to be espagnol ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# I have no time for spelling.
CANT YOU SEE IM VERY BUSY AND IMPORTANT.

YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE OF HOW LOUD I AM.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# quick! use a laptop on a train and talk loudly to a work colleage over the mobile about the spreadsheet you are using
nothing is more busy and important than that!

100% fact
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# hahahaha
That there is the number one annoying thing about trains. I sat next to one coming back from leeds a few weeks back.
Everyone was giving him angry looks but the smug bastard ignored them all and carried on.
Eventually a nice lady came along and told him to shut the fuck up.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Chucking the phone out the window would help
Or would you get fined for littering?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# yay for nice ladies who say
"excuse me please sir, would you mind SHUTTING THE FUCKING FUCK UP BEFORE I RIP YOUR FUCKING SPINE OUT AND HANG YOU WITH IT THEN BURN THE FUCKING WORTHLESS CORPSE, thank you very much :D"

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# this.
but he has to be using one of those bluetooth earpiece things.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# there's only one thing that can defeat these people
have the very very latest laptop from japan the size of a pea that somehow manages to have a 30" screen (using crazy japanese SCIENCE) and of course a stereo bluetooth headset and brag how the company buys you the latest model every week

this'll deflate those bastards

:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Oh very dear!


(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# New album
biggerbank
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Asploding cuboidal monies!
Pretty nice too.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# The richest junks
ever!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# feeling oddly fluffy today...
punpunpunpun!FLUFF!punpunpunpun

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# :)
i like this, more cheerful happy stuff please b3ta! *hugs*

great choice of background too, spot on :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# thanks : )
Had to mess about with a pic I found, changing it to b+w and adding the sign.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# can I point out
that however lully the pic is, and it sure is. The phrase "great choice of background" might be a bit off.
I'm sure when the great Robert Johnson came to the crossroads to sell his soul to the devil he never went to a 'T'-junction. ;)

oh woe is the pedant in me ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# it isn't a T-junction though
there's another exit next to the tree, but it's partially hidden by noggins...you can see it in the third frame
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# you have to go and
spoil things don't you? ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# yep : )
*goes back to laying banana skins out on towns festival parade route*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# THAT PUNS THE PUNS!
Wooooo!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# they took the road less travelled by
and it made no difference whatsoever
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Fuck that
order a taxi.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# good lord the punnage
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Oh dear!
woo! Is the medium gay or summat?


(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# no, she's just happy
: )
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# ARGH! KILLER PUN!
*dies of wordplay*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Hahahaha!
The one in the middle is a medium


(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# I knew you'd have a pun response waiting
: )
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# I do for most occasions . . .
C];0p

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# out of the 3 the centre one looks mean
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# That's because it is a man!
oh MEAN!!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# I guess it's his mode
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Dame Edna was in my shop the other week,
well, Barry Humphries anyway.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# My god!
That's frocking!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Shouldn't that be Dame Dame Edna?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Yes, woo!
The Two Ronnies once told me about a dwarf fortune teller who had gone missing. Police were looking for a small medium at large.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# haha!
I love that gag \o/
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# mongychops inc presents the all new d.i.y sat nav

only £49.99 while stocks last*

*maps and pen not included
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
# fucking ace!
*clicks hard*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
# haha hurray!
Experiments in animation pt 3... this took me far too long



EDIT: Pts 1&2

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# hahahaha
edit: This response also applies to #1.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# *flopflopflop*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# stop now!
brilliant.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Thankyou
muchly

have my favourite frame:


smile for the camera
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# you're a bit good at these
have a woo : )
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Fuck me!
*pisses*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# turn left
drive up the gravel track

go through the gate

drive up the dirt track

go through the gate

continue to the right

drive along the remnant of the medieval footpath

drive over the 90 ft drop

crash onto the ground and burst into flames

turn right..
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# into the river
after dousing the flames, continue for 3 miles along the river

you should now find yourself in Hull.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# yay for farmers in the middle of nowhere being woken up at 3am and preventing someone driving over a cliff
:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *look*
it is dark here, you could be eaten by a grue
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
and then when you go in with a torch there's never anything there!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Just don't get a woman to write it!!!
woo Mongster!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# >:|
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Because I can't read their writing!
I get a shopping list off the wife,and i'll be buggered if I can read it!

/gets out of hole
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# That was the worst attempt at getting out of a hole I've ever seen.
2/10. Must try harder.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# No,
Dig up, stupid!

/Simpsons
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# he he
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Are you a Simpsons-ophile?*
*not a sexual term
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# you soft bastard!
say it. Women have no spatial awareness and as such are flapjacked when it comes to visualising directions. It's only science, I'm sure Pachey won't mind.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Flapjacked!
top expression!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# >:|
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# cheer up lass
do you still have that workflow thingy I made up on yer website?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Yes, do you want me to take it off?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# eh what? No of course not.
I was just secretly using that phrase to see if you knew who I was or just thought I was a random stranger who insulted women a lot. ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# I didn't know until you said that
And then I was confused and then I realised.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# ^
typical woman
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)
# yay for being able to read maps (and other things) upside down or at any angle
:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?
are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?are we there yet?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# and then you turn the key in the ignition to start the car
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# hahaha!
muuuuuuuuuuum tell him!

fond memories.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I used to be very very quiet,
then jump on the brother from the other side of the backseat, to make him jump, this worked, but it also made Dad jump too,(who was driving)!!! Ooops!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Woo!
Is there a Braille version?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# But how would they see the roa........
erm.....Nevermind!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# ha ha ha
nice work!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Pfft!
Alright mongy?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# aye all good
are you well? you must be due another holiday soon ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# haha :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Har har!
It's funny 'cos it's true. If you're me. Which I'm fairly sure you are.

*checks*

*clicks*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# hahaha
: )
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)

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