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# I'm very sorry, Cherie...


EDIT: Apologies for size and shyteness.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:22, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Hahaha
happy happy joy joy
happy happy joy joy
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:24, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:25, archived)
# powdered toast man!!!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:27, archived)
# On a related 90's cartoon connection
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:36, archived)
# yay for PTM!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:28, archived)
# far superior
to pmt!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:31, archived)
# ..
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Haha! Wonderful!
Used to love that game!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Follow on to last night's Abbath pic.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:21, archived)
# ...looks like I came in just in time :)
woo!

/edit: hello all! been a good day?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:22, archived)
# yes
no

sort of
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Ok.
no woo or no hello all?

I've been to the zoo and a park with lifesize models of dinosaurs, stashed away in the woods. Then we ate chinese foods.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:27, archived)
# I would say hello
But I'm afraid you'll eat my spleen.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:29, archived)
# That's silly

as everyone knows I ONLY EAT SOULS

and jaffa cakes
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Fair do's
Nice board sig by the way.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:40, archived)
# I thank ye
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Crystal Palace?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:33, archived)
# In teh Hollands
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:35, archived)
# my girlfriend dumped me today
what do you think?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:49, archived)
# That sucks man

if it's true
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Badgers are Goth
They are far too camp for metal. They listen to Sex Gang Children and Deadchovsky and early Christian Death and stuff.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nings
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:20, archived)
# needs more button you cant click
and 'you have 30 seconds to apply'
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:21, archived)
# is it a Computr Job?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:24, archived)
# It bettr not be
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:25, archived)
# The orignal premise
was a job in I.T yes.

(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry its a bit ranty...
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:18, archived)
# you know paul too?
he's top ain't he
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:19, archived)
# hes a mug
/cries
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:20, archived)
# I know Paul too!
I haven't seen him in a while, how's his wife?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:20, archived)
# shes dead.
murdered
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:21, archived)
# i heard it was an open verdict
*calls crimestoppers on you*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:33, archived)
#
that picture look ma, its another blue screen of death
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:20, archived)
# do you not approve of such things?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:20, archived)
# we've had loads that's all
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:22, archived)
# i see
i wont do any more i promise
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:23, archived)
# i only found out what bsod stood for a couple of hours ago
so i thank the many people who have posted such images.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:23, archived)
# <insert link to the b3ta internet simulator here>
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:27, archived)
# *calls Paul*
*arranges to collect class A's*



*Calls FRANK*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
woo!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:21, archived)
# happed!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:24, archived)
# happed?
wassat mean?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:26, archived)
# CALAMITY!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:29, archived)
# dunno you typed it
i think you meant happened or happen
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:14, archived)
# got bored at work
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Good.
Be bored more often, please.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)
# i don't plan on being that bored again
i won't be running a database query that takes that long ever ever again if i have the slightest thing to say about it
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:50, archived)
# I thought the unedited version yould have a robo-cock
/disappointed

woo!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)
# I just finished a beebot so
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

I'll post it in here.

Woo to your bot as well.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:18, archived)
# yaaay!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:20, archived)
# the unedited one does have a very cock-like bend in the middle
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Nice robot!


And another link, blatantly plugged:
b3ta.com/links/The_dudette_next_door
Thats right, two links one night..
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:17, archived)
# rar! :)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
^_^

a lully robot mr. mutt!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:23, archived)
# *grins*
thankee, ms foof
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Obligatory incomprehensible weekly compo entry from Ptolly follows
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] pffft!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Pffft!
Nce one Mugs.

woo!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:13, archived)
# aHa hah a
*waxes a chump like a candle*
*clicks*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Arf!
That's cash money, that is.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
me like
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:07, archived)
# But, but, but. THat would doom the board!!!
It's Angus steak and Portibello mushy pie and thick cut chips btw:D
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:07, archived)
# and that just happened to be in the fridge?
bloody rich hostel owning bastards!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:09, archived)
# WTF is a portibello mushy pie?
I'm having whatever is in the fridge with baked sweet potato and roasted fresh garlic.


Edit: Oooh, sausages, lardons, onion and bizarre mushrooms were in the fridge.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:09, archived)
# lardons?
who has lardons just laying around in the fridge.
i've got some crispy old bits of bacon down the side of the cooker
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Left over from a casserole the missus made the other day
she bought two packs, used one.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:22, archived)
# i knew your part of the world was a posh area.
lardons.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Yeah I know
She couldn't find them in the shop at first. I said "We've got a knife at home, just buy some bacon."
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:33, archived)
# I have pancetta lardons in my fridge
...
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Are we playing fridge top trumps?
er...

*rummages about*

pickled cherries!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:37, archived)
# a can of red stripe and some whiffy cheese.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Mine are just
smoked Danish lardons. But they were only from Waitrose, not one of the posh shops.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Waitrose is more up market than your average supermarket though
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Why did you ask for suggestions if you were going to pointedly ignore all of them?
/hurt
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)
# He just wanted to boast
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Coz I'm a cnut
and crave the attention. Plus I did listen. One person said pie and one said chips!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)
# it's like JJ's cartoon time all over again!!11
*runs*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:19, archived)
# pfffft
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:11, archived)
# haha!
nice one P
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)
# haha! Very nice!
Have my 400th post which i can't be bothered to do an image or anything for.

Edit: and how convinient, times my /links posts by 20, to get my /talk posts, and multiply that by 20, to get my /main! yay.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Hahaha
You're going to go slowly insane trying to maintain that.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)
# Its true you know!
Whe...hang on.. as soon as i post this, it won't be.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Congrats anyway!
400 posts is still quite some going!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:20, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
The board would die! Arf!

Harrow Phil! Have this from earlier, it took two feckin' weeks to complete!

(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Nice!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)
# Thankyou
There was even a funny jerk in the thread complaining that she had unrealistic breasts . . . SHE'S HALF FECKING CYBORG!!!! DUH!

(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Arf!
I love it when people suspend their disbelief just enough to argue something stupid like that.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Bloody hell Dave,
That is seriously woosome and really rather gorgeous! Wish I could do stuff like that! *envies*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:18, archived)
# now, now, there's plenty you can do that I can't
we should embrace our differences . . . I have a tiny penis

(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Ha ha
I did something similar earlier but this is miles better.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Hehehehe

and I even get it this time :)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:23, archived)
# *man-hugs*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:32, archived)
# *high fives*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:05, archived)
# *kills self*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:06, archived)
# *clinically deads*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:09, archived)
# your printer is rather rude
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:35, archived)
# made my mother cry
not a week ago.

i'll give a good sound thick ear.
that'll teach it.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:37, archived)
# [Another Of My Many Faces:
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:02, archived)
# That's a face?
Woo though :)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:03, archived)
# lettuce?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Lettuce face!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:10, archived)
# just lettuce go, leaf me alone!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Ooooh!



Blatant plug: b3ta.com/links/Spartaargh
oldie but a goodie.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:05, archived)
# [hahaha, awesome!]
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:07, archived)
# loffle
*clicks again*

(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Silly DrZaarlon
ghostly cabbage is not face!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:05, archived)
# 'My'?

don't you mean 'DrZaarlons' ?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:25, archived)
# DrZaarlon Has Decided That To Talk In The First Person...
...He Must Enclose That Text Within Square Brackets.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:59, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:00, archived)
# [LIES!!!]
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:03, archived)
# hahahaha!
and talking of lies, i just got this.
if firefox hadn't stopped me they would of had me. phishing bastards

www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/gone_phishing.gif
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:03, archived)
# you idiot
get some decent spam protection :P

gmail is good
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:04, archived)
# in all honesty it ended up in my spam
g mail got it. but as i'm quite a brutal sender of stuff to the spam pile i thought i may have told gmail h m customs were spam anyway.

the link is now dead so i was saved, normally i don't reply to anything but that amount ties in quite nicely with payments i've made.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:08, archived)
# p.s. i love ur profile
especially comedy pianos and anything kitty-esque :)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:10, archived)
# thankyou.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:11, archived)
# ooops!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:07, archived)
# LIES!!!
LOL!!!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:05, archived)
# haha
best bandwagon ever
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:09, archived)
# LIES!!!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:19, archived)
# *likes*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] With my advance apologies...
Don't forget to bring a towel!
(...because we can't get the damn phrase out of our heads.)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:48, archived)
# I need a towel.
got caught in rain again.

I think ill go for the second option though.

& woooo
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:49, archived)
# nice
*goes to get a little high*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:50, archived)
# I had something to say to you and now I can't remember what it is
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)
# I just logged on to this.
I sincerely hope that there is not build up to this down the board. As a piece of random daftness it rocks hugely!

EDIT: And the South Park thievery is inspired too.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:55, archived)
# hahahaha
*gets high*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Cockstar games....


Click for bigger (96KB)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:47, archived)
# it might be funny.
maybe.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:48, archived)
# as someone from leicester who lives near the parents who made them ban this game
can i say i'm so sorry for this family's behavoir?

What next? Ban books?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:49, archived)
# I think they went way too far with this one
Are you aware of the content and the control system?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:51, archived)
# no, is it good?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)
# If you aren't aware of its content
then you shouldn't really have an opinion on whether it should be banned or not surely?
what if it involved 12 hours of paedophile videos?


Other than the unrelenting killing, depressing mood and lack of positive messages, the use of the Wii control system has you acting out sawing motions and bashing of peoples heads in to the ground.

Pretty funny and well thought out, but give it to the cretins of soceity who would rush out and buy it and I do think its a step too far.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:56, archived)
# That's the bit I heard
the Wii bit. Sounds great!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:57, archived)
# great design work
shame they went the step (or steps) too far
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Which bit is too far?
There's no such thing as a violent video game.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:01, archived)
# I think I should have an opinion
because in a so called "free" society, the banning of anything such as this is as bad as burning books.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Rockstar should stick to GTA games.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:01, archived)
# ^This
preferably on the PS2 until I can afford a PS3.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:02, archived)
# The PS3 version looks awesome, can't imagine it downgraded to the PS2
shame Microsoft have given Take Two $50million to make 2 bonus "episodes" XBox exclusives
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:10, archived)
# GTA was good.
It went a bit down hill after that.

I'd rather see them use their vast GTA fortunes to try something new now and again.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:07, archived)
# I must donwload a copy of the original again.
I haven't played it since I traded GTA 1 & 2 & London in with my PS1 to get cash off the PS2.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:09, archived)
# GTA london should have been left in the abortion bucket
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:17, archived)
# yup, i'm aware...
i'm in the industry, we've been waiting for this to happen :)
Just actually waiting for the ESRB to weigh in

(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)
# you are the industry
wow, that's quite a statement ;)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:56, archived)
# yeah i just
noticed that, forgot that arrows drop words
damn programming
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Urgh..
if they ban books, im forming a resistance!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:51, archived)
# and I'll have an excuse as to why I never read!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Faranheit 451
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:54, archived)
# *memorises something easy like Mr. Happy just in case*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:56, archived)
# hahaha
cleverific!~
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:06, archived)
# They should have a special certificate for games like this.
Instead of not being allowed to sell to under 18s it should be a certificate where they're not allowed to sell to psychos.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)
# they do
its AO (adults only)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Some adults are psychos.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:56, archived)
# then you should take
a test before being allowed to buy the game.. and then they shouldn't sell it to you

I'm glad it got banned, its just brutal for the sake of it

(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:00, archived)
# I don't see why that's a problem.
I disagree with stuff being banned because someone else thinks it's bad for me. I notice these people never, ever want to ban things that they think might be bad for them, only for other people. It's incredibly patronising.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:04, archived)
# yes to a degree
but a game like this should be sold in a (for want of a better idea) porn shop, then it MIGHT limit kids actually seeing and being exposed to the content.

But by not selling this game then kids WON'T see it, because some chav will play it at somepoint in front of his kids, or will let them play it and i think that this is what they're trying to limit

(not just chavs, they were the best example i could think of)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Intelligence shops FTW!
Selling mature content books, films and games for those who are mentally capable of handling it.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)
# the question is:
how do you determine that someone is mentally capable of handling something like that?

it's going to have some sort of effect somewhere on someone... and then it'll be the same old argument "the video game made me do it"

Maybe the ratings boards should be less Lords and Ladies, include some "normal" people that can weigh in.

(i'm still happy its banned btw)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Simple spychological assessment
If people want access to nasty stuff then they will probably pay for the exam from a state registered psychiatrist/psychoanalyst.

Get a nice shiny "I am bright" card at the end of it and bobs your uncle, you can play serial killer games to your hearts content
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Maybe
people shouldn't be stupid enough to think that video games can turn someone into a fucking lunatic.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Fair enough to restrict it
I don't agree with censorship on principal.

I definitely think there should be a 30 certificate. Give it half a year and I'll probably agree with a 35 certificate too.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:13, archived)
# good idea
where does this leave Donkey pron then?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I think you'll find more murders are commited by adults than children
just because you reach a certain age it doesn't mean you are mentally capable of dealing with some things that other can.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Death Disco!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:43, archived)
# un-tss-un-tss-un-tss-un-tss
Yeah!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:44, archived)
# loads the bloodhound gang
great song, ta
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:17, archived)
# hehe
:)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:46, archived)
# pffttt
you sneaky!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:46, archived)
# alright sexy
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:47, archived)
# i already told you, i'm fine!
(;
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:51, archived)
# ha!
;)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)
# g'day!

meanwhile at another totally different crime scene!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:51, archived)
# GRIZZLY BEARS!!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)
# GRIZZLY ADAMS!!
*waits for it*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Speed it up a bit and
They're dancing to Whole Lotta Rosie..

Edit : :) *Likes*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:48, archived)
# the guy on the right is totally a ska fan!
woo!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:51, archived)
# *Sings*
"Murder on the dance floor".

Sorry.!!!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:03, archived)
# No this is deathdisco:
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:48, archived)
# 2 for 1 Blowout Special!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:28, archived)
# /standard no unshopped pictures please comment
hahahahaha. WOO!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:29, archived)
# I wish she were my dog, I'd take her for walkies all the time.
and give her long, loving baths.

(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:33, archived)
# pfft
OK B3ta tell me what I should have for dinner tonight!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Pie
With a bit of cheese on the side.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:34, archived)
# meh
computer says no.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Elephants can remember up to 20 word commands.
God knows how they type.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Control
Alt
Buy new computer.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)
# You are teh thilly!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:44, archived)
# HUMBLE PIE
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Had that all week
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:37, archived)
# I suggest a Thai curry
with brown rice, if you have it.

And some mango for afters.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Mango is made from satans testies!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:37, archived)
# that's avocado
the word means 'testicles'. Or at least, it did originally.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:40, archived)
# And the satan bit? Huh? Huh?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)
# You should have had what I'm having/had-
Cheese toasties at high noon, a steady consumption of cider throughout the afternoon and a side portion of crisps.
And tonight a main course of walking to the Vietnamese round the corner.
If I can be arsed.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Why don't you see any Welsh Restuarant around?!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:38, archived)
# I've been relocated to Wrexham
for the next year.

What the fuck do they actually eat in Wales, apart from each other's phlegm when having a conversation.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Chesse on toats is the national dish.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Lamb
you tit
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Welsh Rarebit!
IT's not lamb silly! It's rude to play with your food.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Nah, that's just slang for a Cardiff virgin
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
A virgin in Cardiff?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Thass why it's rare innit?
You should come down the south bank on Sunday too
*stalks*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Hey, are you really coming out on Sunday?
We'll get timings to you if so.

My outfit will hurt your eyes, mind.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:46, archived)
# I'm hoping to
Still at work trying to finish up so I can at least have some sort of weekend.
Gaz me the details.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:48, archived)
# I will when I get them
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:50, archived)
# where you going?
//jealous
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:48, archived)
# *points at sig*
I'm dressing up.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:51, archived)
# and I'm going to watch*
*make sure she does it as I've forked out hard cash
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Chips
Seaweed

Teabread made of tea

/used to live in Wales blog
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Teabread?
?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Wales?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)
# You know, it's that thing that a lot of other things are the same size as.
As in 'an iceberg the size of Wales'
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Bara brith
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Bada bing
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:57, archived)
# a bowl of razor blades
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Got an ulcer at the mo
Don't want anything too sharp.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:39, archived)
# SHAVING FOAM
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:40, archived)
# CURRY!
Also, I'm online. Hello. :)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Had curry yesterday
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Christ almighty!
You're easy to please!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)
# i had burnt pizza
have nice juicy non burnt pizza
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:38, archived)
# i blame the chef
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:39, archived)
# i forgot i was cooking anything
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)
# I thought of you this morning.
I checked someone in with the last name Tutt.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)
# everyone thinks of me in the morning
just for that waking moment
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:43, archived)
# You did say waking didn't you?
Personally I saved the vinegar strokes for the late Dame Thora Herd.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:45, archived)
# did you crack one off on the strength of it?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:43, archived)
# FILTH
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:44, archived)
# pure unadulterated
FILTH!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Cracking cheese Gromit.
Now has a totally new meaning!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:49, archived)
# I have just had a large salmon steak (wrapped in foil, 20 min, 200C)
and it was fabtastic.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:39, archived)
# The foil sound a little chewy to me.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:41, archived)
# it's murder on
fillings
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)
# I can't even be arsed to go to a restaurant
And there's about 20 within one minutes walk!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:43, archived)
#
fillings the Orient Express
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Bangers and mash...
but when its done put the mash in a long baking tray lined with greaseproof paper. Grate cheese over it, then cook in the oven until the cheese is golden brown, the roll it up like a swiss roll and slice. Add the bangers and pour thick onion gravy over the whole thing.

sorry for the wordy wordy wordy!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:43, archived)
# unless you're feeling lazy
in which case, marmite on toast.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Have chips with that.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Who?
All these people look the same.

Also, you made me late yesterday.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Jessica Simpson
and I'm sorry, but a girl has to look her best. :)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:35, archived)
# I ended up getting changed about 4 times
:|
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:38, archived)
# look dahling, as a personal fashionista, you must abide by my guidlines
otherwise I'll sashay right out of here!

*throws blueberry at assistant*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Do Billie Piper
Oh no, sorry. Nature beat you to it. The trout faced horror ;)

Woo!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:34, archived)
# dont make me mess around with people's faces
it's too tempting.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:35, archived)
# alreet pet?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:37, archived)
# aye pet; and thee, pet?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:39, archived)
# yeah not too bad at all ta!
are you all done for the summer now?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:40, archived)
# i dont think i've done any work since christmas
and i've not been in uni for a couple of months
i've been travelling a bit, but now i'm just chilling in sheffield until i move in to my new flat
you deffo going back to texas? your flickr is looking goood!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:44, archived)
# yep. i'm off in two weeks!
i haven't really taken many photos recently, i took my camera to wembley on monday but they wouldn't let me in with it!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:47, archived)
# bastards!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:51, archived)
# do it! it's fun!
and hello!!~~
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)
# i was scared to click the wingehorse link
and rightly so.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Class!
'ning all, how's life?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)
# fair to middlin
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:28, archived)
# nice angle
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:28, archived)
# pfttt
blood in drive V.


*clicks*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Oooh!
Sharp!
*coathangers*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Pfft
Good work.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry...
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:24, archived)
# It wouldn't be a compo without....
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:25, archived)
# ...John Peel riding a whale in the Thames?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:27, archived)
# ...on fucking fire?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:35, archived)
# FAKE!
No bridge
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Heee!
This really is quite clickworthy as far as I'm concerned.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Is it a repost
or just almost exactly the same as one posted last night?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Sorry if it is
i wasnt on last night.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Gotta confess I dunno
I wasn't here last night and haven't had a chance to check backwards. I shall impose a penalty of -10 potential future clicks on this user should it prove to be an intentional repost.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:29, archived)
# I posted the one last night!!
*sues for copyright*

edit: b3ta.com/board/7318203

edit2: pachey's one was better: b3ta.com/board/7320365
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Fuck!
Sorry, Paster

EDIT: Have a I like this on the house
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:34, archived)
# see my edit and give one to pachey too ;)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Clicks have been given
woo to both of you
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Class!
Which class remains unsaid...
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:57, archived)
# zeeee!
omg omg omg i love i love this you are the best.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:06, archived)
# talking of which
i laughed at this message on Evertonfc.com:

"Despite widespread media attention and appeals by celebrities and sports stars, including Everton's Phil Neville, Manuel Fernandes and Nuno Valente, Madeleine's whereabouts are still not known."

As if the kidnapper is going to ignore the world media, but change their mind because of Phil Neville!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Sickipedia
never ceases to disgust and amuse me, in equal measures
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:28, archived)
# I hate to do this
but there is similar on the popular page already.

Compo it though!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:30, archived)
# F*ck!
I always forget to change the banner to challenge!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] If Tony B played freecell
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Click for bigger
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:22, archived)
# arf
this made me chuckle

but then I do hate the Tony.

*clicks*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
At last a good entry!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:24, archived)
# :D
Nice one.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
nice.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:26, archived)
# sheer
brilliance :D
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:26, archived)
# ha ha haaaaaaa
What if indeed!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Brilliant
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:27, archived)
# *hugs*
*apologies yet again*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:31, archived)
# pfft!
political! I likes!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Class.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:27, archived)
# haha, nicely done!
have a shiny woo :)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:28, archived)
# a winrar is you
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Like this a lot :D
but it's I before E, except after C. ;)

Soz.

(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Pffft.
very good. Manic would be proud of that!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
I love how you put Sirius Black in there too
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:42, archived)
# Shame. on. me.


Click for bigger (78KB)


surely bindun.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:19, archived)
# I feel cheated
I clicked on that and it just made it bigger
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:21, archived)
# you're still talking about the picture, yes?

(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:22, archived)
# cheer yourself up then
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:22, archived)
# horse meat ftw!


how rude of me: woo!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Hmmmm
And I haven't eaten too.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:22, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:23, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhh meat

(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:25, archived)
# yay for france!
:D
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:36, archived)
# I'll bet your history looks nice
after searching for that source pic
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Not my PC!
not bothered!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:22, archived)
# Lol!
That's like the screenshot with the "horse porn" folder on the desktop gag :P
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:24, archived)
# rename the horse porn folder
"vacation pics"
and leave it on the PC.

4)"profit"
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Ha! That's great
But I'm talking about where you make a new folder called "horse porn" or whatever, screenshot it, and set that as the desktop, then delete the folder.
Then they try and try to delete the folder but can't :)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:29, archived)
# arf!
brilliant!


*looks for victim*

(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:31, archived)
# wow
i may just have to
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Why..
Everytime i go on b3ta, i always end up seeing that site / accidently visiting it...
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Binndunn or bin dun ?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Definitely bindun
but I forgot how many times
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:17, archived)
# I just said that
mindpiss
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:19, archived)
# Did you?
I don't remember seeing that.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:19, archived)
# What?
...
What?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:18, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:19, archived)
# buttons
not working :(
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:22, archived)
# ha
the first time I heard the words Altzheimer's, I thought the person had said "Old Timer's". So from that point forth, I have known it as "Old Timer's Disease"
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Bindun?


(In case you're wondering, that's a zip for a mouth.)

Edit: Sorry for the initial upset.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:07, archived)
# arghhhhh
giant!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:08, archived)
# thanks for explaining the zip thing
at that size I almost couldn't tell

:)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:08, archived)
#
.
.o)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Woah.
It is awful big.

*ducks*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Oh good lord.
Fixing now!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Ah now that is better... NOW you can have a wooyay :D
YOU LOVE IT.!!!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)
# :O
:D My very first proper one with a picture :)
*mugs with a hug* - *steals wallet*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Dammit.
*sends The Hoff after you*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
# *mughugs him too*
But *gives him your wallet*.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
# a woo yay
for a 121kb image? which is smaller than the original? have you lost your marbles?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
# What are you talking about?
It's 60-odd kb
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:17, archived)
# hmm
still showing as 121 on mine, i can screenshot to prove it. but i'm not going to
plus 68's still too big :P

can't say it bothers me, uni connection so quite fast as long as their server's working, was more bothered about you being applauded for big files
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:40, archived)
# psh
lies!
Everyone else's is about that big :'(
*sniff*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Hehehe
Never had em in the first place to be fair...

I noticed the reduction in size, but omitted to check the file size.. 68k... as Bruce Forsyth might say....


LOWER.!!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:17, archived)
# Please zip this file.
It's too big.

'tis a woo pic though.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:10, archived)
#
:)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:10, archived)
# I like this
raaaaaaaaar
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
# I was going to have a finish line tape
behind him as if he had won.
But forgot and now I opt not to try and do it anyway.
Cant be assed.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 19:19, archived)

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