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# Ready To Serve
continuing my Sunday food theme...



Sorry 'bout the punnage.
(SignalFailure, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# i'll ris the pun
and raise you this
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# yay!
good 'ning

where's the duke of prunes when you need him.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# He was outside somewhere
photographing some flowers

'ning!

off to find something to lunch now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahah
God I love that so much.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# hahahaha
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# hen-man?
why is that one 87?

is it ranked #87 in the world for dead chicken sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Needs more cooking!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# SHAKE 'N BAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# needs more chicken girl
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# LOL
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Haha! Read the faq
"Please be considerate to others though, the board only holds 15 threads at a time and it's not fair to push somebody else's hard work into the archive just so you can say, "Ha ha ha... I bought new shoes."
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# It's TOAP. It's messy. But I'm angry so it was fast


larger and perhaps more legible - 2nd post
(lodestone wakes...shakes...hits the brakes, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# haha woo
comic sans!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# and the shadows are wrong
textbook! textbook! textbook! mistake.

Took me lomg enuff to find sauces
(lodestone wakes...shakes...hits the brakes, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Looks fine to me!
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# haha oi
dont put it down tis a most woosome post
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# YIPYIP
Well done lodestone!

Its ace!
(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# mind you...
Lynx does turn nice girls naughty. I sprayed some in a nun's face and she kicked me in the trollocks.
(lodestone wakes...shakes...hits the brakes, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# I think we've all been there

only I lit up the spray before I pointed it at the nun's face
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# those adverts annoy me
imagine it was blokes attacking women because of their perfume...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# as rajeev ghandi and dirty den found out....
if a man you've never met before suddenly gives you flowers...


RUN LIKE FUCK!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# slow board today
a while ago, the people at something awful did grindhouse posters of mainstream movies. it's harder than i thought.
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# I remember that one
Someone made an excellent poster for 5th element.

Woo to your one!
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# can't find the fifth element one
but schindler's list, batman returns and amelie are also excellent
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Must have been a different poster challange
I just have the picture saved so I don't know where exactly it is from on the site.I uploaded it here anyway, i75.photobucket.com/albums/i289/POINSETTIA1/1179350217847.png
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# cool
it's no longer on the website
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# These are ace
Thanks for the link, as I've missed those completely

also: please have this in return:
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# a big YAY...
for both of these!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# that's a very long thin poo he's hanging on to
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# it's okay, he has just eaten a wig
and it's a big smelly braid
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# i think it's time i did a few more harbingers
don't you?

for those who missed him:
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# it is!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# have a woo
and christ it sure is slow today
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Go Roscoe!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# I did what you see there

I mean...

nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
#
seams great.

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# now with added javelins?
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# and mustard&ketchup
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# And a crowd of mysterious yellow and orange onlookers.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# You utter cunt
UTTER UTTER UTTER cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# On this Sabbath ning
I moved among the crawling things with my camera and found our Lord & Savior is in all of them....or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Pretty colour
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# HAHAHA :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Excellent!
Who'da thunk Jeebers lives in a slug lung.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Something for all the pussies on here

(SignalFailure, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Arf!
Good ning everyone
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# 'ning to you
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# 'ning
it appears the board is finally speeding up a bit

hurray
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# 'ning
...to a slow waddle
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# good morning
how is the coast of Yemen this time of year?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# MEEEEEOOOWWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Good morning miss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# layer cake
'ning

(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# I'm glad you explained that one
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# fair
point

more a lack of faith in me being clear than in people getting it!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# blair's final addition to No.10 worked like a treat

It's a known fact Gordon Brown thinks he can walk on water.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Pfffft
Has he been taking tips from Michael Barrymore?
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# What's the top spot not?
*shouts*A good spot!*unshouts*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)
# them buggers are quick y'know
(Schumann makes awesome quiches., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)
# Has anybody got any sightings of the Quo at the scene?
also, RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)
# No no,
no quo for they are slow.
(Schumann makes awesome quiches., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# they are playing the Diana concert later
prepare for diaster...
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Why is that guy dancing with a placenta on his head?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Oh wait
Is he supposed to be a chav and they've nicked the wheels off the 'crash jeep'? ;)
(random_monkey Dosadno mi e, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhhh!
*slaps forrid*
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# 'ning everyone
bit slow isn't it? I don't normally come on b3ta on sundays
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Probably a good idea
I'm deeply hurt by my lack of commentage.
I aspose I should get used to it
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)
# ^this^
*scrolls down*

1am at the bottom of the page.... says it all really
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# LOL CAR!

It's a Mini motherfucking Clubman!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)
# and someone smashed in its side window
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Ta, you's very kind
*doffs titfer*
Here's the original, for comparison and saying "it's shit compared to yours"
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)
# It's shit compared to yours

also: is your name a Ministry reference?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# *hugs*
I love you, I do!
In that man/man mutual respect kind of a way, not in a gay way.
Not that there's anything wrong with the gay way, but it's not what I meant, not because I hate gays though.

EDIT: Bizarrely enough, no, it's not a Ministry reference, as I was totally unaware of the wider works of Ministry when I named myself.
It's actually a personal reference to my then girlfriend and her nickname.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Alright
and alright :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Yep!
That it certainly is
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)
# hurray for car vectors
cleeeeeck
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Ooooh
that's prettyful.
I like your brushed style.
Personally, I'm confined to a laptop mousepad, but I try my best.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# i decided to overwork that thing i did earlier and see where it went....


i think shes quite cute....i want one.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:43, archived)
# oooh that's most woosome
I like... how'd you go about making it?
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:45, archived)
# ....i just played for a few hours in photoshop
...pretty much painted in shop.
step 1: take a pic
step 2 make a mess
step 3 smoke and drink too much
step 4 make something nice by painting in shop
step 5 break it
step 6 give up....drink tea
step 7 fall asleep on the keyboard, wake and play with the squares on your face
step 8 have another go while you dont give a shit anymore
step 9 post it up and grin like a bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:53, archived)
# step 10
profit?

I really like the creasy things next to her head

top stuff
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:59, archived)
# no profit ...just boredom relief
...although its not a bad idea.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 8:07, archived)
# *steals underpants*
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)
# *can i have my pants back now?*
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# I'll have a go with this tactical approach
*takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 8:04, archived)
# One of my favourite authors, probably Robert Sheckely,
maybe Theodore Sturgeon, tried taking turns with another author I like very much chaining each other to a chair until they'd each written a story.

I know that it was Sheckely who said that he couldn't tell the quality of his 'forced' work from that of his inspired stuff, and Sturgeon who described his creative process as (summary follows) A) Staring at the typewriter B)occasionally changing the paper so it's always 'fresh' C) drinking coffee until he's out of coffee and needs money to buy more D) Writing a story E) profit (sometimes prophet, as in "The Golden Helix").


Edit: Applause for the painterly!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 8:41, archived)
# cheers for that : )
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# woo!
the lips, the nose, the eye, everything is just ace

how did you do make this?

oh, and good 'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:48, archived)
# 'ning you :D
*glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:59, archived)
# Hello miss!
:)

How've you been?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 8:03, archived)
# That is very lovely
And has come on loads since the last one, despite there only appearing to be a few main things changed.

I'm not mad keen on the new glittery makeup though, she's too cute without it and it doesn't match the fine detail of the rest of the pic.
I love the new shadowage though, it really emphasises her face
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:54, archived)
# special edition glitter free version for you
img292.imageshack.us/img292/1421/jessieversionsg6.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 8:05, archived)
# very nice
indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:59, archived)
# Nice!
A tad shrink-wrapped perhaps? No harm there though. I'll take a pound and a half.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 8:40, archived)
# So I decided to finish off the puffinage
and it has apparently taken me the better part of 4 hours to do so here it is in its own new thread.



biggerder? worth it :)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:19, archived)
# I like it.
Make a wallpaper.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:22, archived)
# WOO - that is PDC!
pretty damn cool - *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:41, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:42, archived)
# Ooh, I like him!
That's some fine detail y'all got going on!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:43, archived)
# thank you!
(all of you!)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:51, archived)
# Lovely, lovely
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:52, archived)
# Woo!
I like the warmish 70's colours. I have a bit of art I have been makeing all day yesterday, but I think I will save it for later on.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 8:39, archived)
# Detail and Pallette!
The beak, feet and flowers really pop out.
Well done.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 8:57, archived)
# cheers.
looking for summat else to vectorify atm :)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Fuck me, that's a bit good, that!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# why thank you
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)
# I always feel profoundly untalented when I compare myself to other vector-ers
on here.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# this
was only really the third one I ever made...

Loads of time and the freeform pen tool is what it's all about, not skill or creativity I'm afraid.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# It's skill
definitely.
People always understate their skills on here, and I think it's a damned shame.
I am getting better myself, but I have a whole run of vectors to show it.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# That is Beautiful.
And a nice thing to see as I drink my first cup of tea for the day. Much nicer than burning extremists and gasping premieres.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# hehe
yesterday I woke up to a post about that pro-wrestler murdering his family and then committing suicide.

Edit: I forgot to say - thanks for teh feedback
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] i always thought there was something sinister about him
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:38, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:41, archived)
# if he were truly sinister, he'd use his left hand.
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:42, archived)
# he's using it for wanking

woo to anim!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:52, archived)
# If only!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:44, archived)
# i pivotted and thought i saw
a tv soapie extra holding the head of kevin costner! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:53, archived)
# out of the corner...
...of my eye.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:58, archived)
# blah blah blah blah sermon blah blah
now drop and give me twenty!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:03, archived)
# they only do one exercise there:
altar-boy kegels.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:06, archived)
# What's with people around here
and British politicians?

Nice pic, by the way.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:09, archived)
# everyone here is a british politician.
except you.




freak.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:10, archived)
# Oh.
Would you vote for me?

The key plank in my platform is wooden.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:13, archived)
# i only vote against people, never for them.
humans are too disgusting to vote for.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:15, archived)
# You presume too much.
You can't assume that everyone you meet on the internet is a "people".

You might offend something.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:20, archived)
# Most people on here are British
And so it's a current events thing I guess

Don't knock it, some of us get our main newsfeed* from this site!


*albeit a pretty twisted one
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:58, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta.
Have a spot of tea.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 8:44, archived)
# B3ta is English...
...it's not British -- how often do Welsh, Northern Irish, or Scottish politicians on here?

I'd even go as far to say it's Southern English.

Good, now that we have got that cleared up.
(Junathan testing..., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# i'm a dirty, dirty hoor.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:12, archived)
# Well, that's nothing a quick washup won't fix.
Woo, and 'llo pb'ls.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:15, archived)
# hello!
fetch the knitting needle!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:15, archived)
# I have a much more effective system.
Trained hagfish.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:18, archived)
# you must have seen the hagfish slime videos on youtube, i trust.
when i get in those moods, i hope that creatures like this are truly god's chosen ones, just so i can see the looks on the faces of the white supremacists and jews and such when they find out.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:21, archived)
# I agree.
Amazing creatures.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:24, archived)
# if they had cloaca, i would worship them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:25, archived)
# I thought fish did have cloacas
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:40, archived)
# it was kind of a joke....
now you've ruined everything!

*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:45, archived)
# I would like to take this oppertunity to apologise to the marine, reptilian, and aviary biologist who are awake and on b3ta and would have actually gotten the joke
I would also like to apologise to you for having so little faith in your knolledge in sex/poo/piss/egg splooting flaps
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:51, archived)
# no appy polly loggies needed.
we're all flap mad here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:55, archived)
# hahahaha, it might be an allergy?
/eternal optimist blog - howdy PB!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:26, archived)
# everyone is allergic to babies!
hello!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:29, archived)
# pukey, crying, shitting, noisy little food vacuums!
hows your day been?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:30, archived)
# long and hard.
just like the penis grade three on a drag queen.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:33, archived)
# pfffttt....
diamond cutter hey!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:35, archived)
# nah, was a nothing day. i roamed transit like a homeless vomit aficionado.
anything new and alien in your world?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:40, archived)
# its sunday afternoon here now
i woke up thinking i'd have to work tonight but a quick call later and im rostered off
+ i start 2 weeks leave tomorrow, so yes; this feeling of having nothing on is somewhat alien!
and i had a $win$ on the poker machines last night!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:49, archived)
# you're buying the beer and homonculi, then.
two weeks - going anywhere or just staying home making bombs as usual?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:52, archived)
# drinks and munchies are on me!
taking the kids to see their Gran, and the rest is make up as we go along territory! (with DIY bangs and booms)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:56, archived)
# fair enough.
i'm nearly done for here tonight, so i'll say bye now, even though it'll take a few minutes to get gone.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:03, archived)
# take it easy....
and see you later!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:04, archived)
# 'night!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:11, archived)
# still working on it....was looking too good not to share....
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:01, archived)
# painty paints or computery paints?
i need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:08, archived)
# computery paints in the style of oily paints
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:13, archived)
# good job emulating oily paints.
i oily paint on boards and this is realistic.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:15, archived)
# recently discovered the joys of painting with photoshop...
heres the last one

img341.imageshack.us/img341/7347/sally27ic7mn2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:18, archived)
# i can't imagine taking the time for that. well done.
at least with clunky old board paintings one can boot them into a closet for a while and not worry about saving the damn work (i regularly omit this step in long, drawn-our photoshop events).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:23, archived)
# tell me about it....hahah
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:08, archived)
# Nice depth.
Woo'n'Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:21, archived)
# I like it
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:24, archived)
# say it like you mean it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:34, archived)
# say it!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:43, archived)
# SAAAAAAAAAAAAY IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Flash, Gordon!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 3:24, archived)
# Haha.
I see mammaries.


/and goatse. damn you b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 3:37, archived)
# i see
a button mushroom and two dried peas
(I helped save b3ta! strictlyrockers hasnt been on here for ages, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 3:52, archived)
# *peas with malice of forethought*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 4:52, archived)
# three humbugs for those of us blessed so.
and a baby's arm holding an apple, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:16, archived)
# public service announcement for anyone who is actually at work:
do not visit /links as some moron has posted an auto-playing porn clip.

Oh, and if you're not at work, don't go rushing to watch it - it's shit.

nice pic btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 4:27, archived)
# Like a couple of bearded men
trying to eat each other.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 4:38, archived)
# no, that's lemonparty...
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 4:43, archived)
# i wish.
it's really just two slags swapping menses.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:13, archived)
# GORDON'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
/Brian Blessed
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:18, archived)
# have a puffin


bigger = better
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 3:22, archived)
# *has the puffin*
*is satisfied*
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 3:28, archived)
# *puffins*
Top vectory-type-shenanigans!

*is satisfied* *spurts* *is told off* ;)

*clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:09, archived)
# nice puffin drawage
what do they taste like?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:27, archived)
# a wee-soaked, very small cake.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:35, archived)
# trough lollies FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 3:14, archived)
# hello
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 3:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 3:25, archived)
# im off tae bed.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 3:39, archived)
# wow
just... wow

'night

275! does that count for anything?
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 3:41, archived)
# ooh
I quite like your style :)

Someone posted a sainsburys(I think it was) ad that looked very much like your work dinnae if you saw it. :|
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 3:39, archived)
# Awww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 4:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 3:26, archived)
# Yeah, Jean-Luc Conard...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 4:41, archived)
# I am orl ways whurship teh Connor!
Four he am teh mar stur of irrelevent and lur vely stuffs. Conner we lurves ewe and ewe shud never stops - mwah mwah mwah etc!

/smooches aplenty,
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:12, archived)
# hello.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:13, archived)
# P'noym!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:28, archived)
# So many words are spoken.....
Round and round and round and round
So many confidences broken in this town
Too many cigarettes, I don't want to feel like this anymore
I go running, running in the rain
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:34, archived)
# sick
le cell?
(ScrewiLewi, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:37, archived)
# this is me after my bi decade run spout
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:39, archived)
# p'noyms!
I'm OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:40, archived)
# cauliflowers!
carrots carrots!
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:42, archived)
# Brahm flakes!
BRAHMS! BRAHM BRAHMMMS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:51, archived)
# lager lager lager
sharmin
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:55, archived)
# P'nyom!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Run!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 3:27, archived)
# If I were king, I would declare a law that people must be out of control.
OMG, I've spontaneously combusted over here! Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 3:32, archived)
# Did you draw that with a phnom penh?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 3:56, archived)
# It's p'noyminal!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 4:44, archived)
# I am drunk
and this is beutifull
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:04, archived)
# If teh wurld was filleds
solely with ewe and teh Connor it would beth mowst fan tas tic plaice.

Mwah and teh Wooooo - I am wanting ewer bay bies... Hurrah - *spurts*

Yays and teh wooo-ness - i am wanting ewer chil der ren! mwah + spurts
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:16, archived)
# Yes
This.

Genius.
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)

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