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# Rapidog
Another multi-limbed monster.

(SignalFailure, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# just imagine how many doggy tits it has
just imagine it!!

THINK ABOUT IT

ok, now you are thinking about doggy tits, what are you? sick?

(.)(.)
(.)(.)
(.)(.)
(.)(.)

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)
# :D *sings to the tune of the Murray Mints advert*
Doggy tits
Doggy tits
Too good to hurry tits

?!
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# er
it's actually a dog with quite a big cock. I was going to make it massive but I went for extra legs instead - I've had enough dog's cock to last a lifetime.
(SignalFailure, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# "I've had enough dog's cock to last a lifetime."
That sentence will haunt you through time.
It's haunting me already and I didn't say it
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# in that case
it has dog's cock cockdog many manky doggy tits!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)
# its an agip
(I helped save b3ta! megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Weeeee doggy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# hehe
i love animangles :)
*click*
(creem all over your face, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Ooh!
a chance for me to pearoast my one and only ever /board attempt



Stumpy the 4 10 legged duck
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# And Woo it is :)


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# he can make it on his own

kind of a repost from long ago
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
# *guilty pfffffffffft*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# aawwww,
look at it's ickle arms
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# aka
"the Flid Squid".
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:37, archived)
# That is SO wrong
Yet it is SO funny. I reckon he should be in a gang wit the above mentioned "Flid Squid" and perhaps "Polio Prawn" and maybe even "Spastic Seahorse"

Oh gods, I'm... I'm going to hull, aren't i?
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# hahaha
2 of the best films ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# i'm happy this is now out of my head
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# The first rule of breakfast club is
we each take turns on Molly Ringwald

nicely Micto!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# i was very disapointed to learn that it wasn't her crotch in that film
but the picture results when i googled for her more than made up for it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# oooooooo they are rather pert, aren't they
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# mmmmmm, pert
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# My childlike innoncence
is now ruined
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
# i thought it was,
the first rule of breakfast club is that breakfast is not included
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Woo!
Another idea I wish I had first!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# haha love it
*clicketyclick*
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 22:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# hahaha!
splendid.

edit/ i'm telling audrey.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Curse you Audrey!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# heh
i actually giggled then
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:16, archived)
# he he he
is it easter already
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# First I Like This click of the day.
Well done.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Hello - just an update on Zoo and EMAP
Journalism.co.uk has written an article..

www.journalism.co.uk/news/story3385.shtml

My responses :

www.bbdo.co.uk/blog/archives/483

www.bbdo.co.uk/blog/archives/481


How rude of me.. and woo the pic !
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# i really don't know what all the fuss is about
after all they are bringing your work to a wider audience.
just think of all those pre pubescent spotty chav teens who you'd never have managed to reach without their help. oh and how they larf in site huts up and down the country at archie's and your
hilarious images.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# yeah, but those spotty chav teens are getting prizes and not the b3tards.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# it's the lack
of recognition of source
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Pea of No-Shame
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 22:03, archived)
# nice one
like it
(ivor_the_engine, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)
# *Joins the bandwagon*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Weegies are people too!
Adopt a Weegie today!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Who told you that?
that's a lie
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# I found one in a hedge
I took him home and called him George and fed him on Carling and bread crusts
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Ah
Many an incoherent Weeg is found in this way
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Hes just like us on the inside..
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Bugger me
That's scary
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# That's America, Joss
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# ARF!
She's gone a bit mental I think, last time I saw her she was at some festival or other "bigging it up to my homie Robbie Williams, cos heeze in REHAYAB rat now, ya know wut ah'm sayin?"...the Devon accent has certainly changed.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
# You be right about the voice thing
I personally think she should fuck right off. Annoying fucking bint

(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# ^that
she was ok as a mildly eccentric barefooted hippy (meaning, she gave me a mildly eccentric barefooted lob-on) but now she just needs shooting, hard...




in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# With a knife?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# LOL
I thought she was lovely, she was just a slightly batty hippy girl and it suited her.

However, skinny birds from Devon pretending to be big black mommas doesn't do it for me. Next she'll be on stage making plantain stew and screaming "THOMAS!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# this is rather a shame
as someone who purely by accident had managed to avoid hearing her sing until fridays graham norton show,i thought she sounded ok.
i vaguely remember her from some talent show a few years back.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# she went down..
[sadly not what you are thinking]

even more in my estimation when she started wittering on about the day she heard the vaccuous attention seeking cockhound, we lovingly refer to as Princess Diana, died.

"Ooo! I was 10 when it all happened. That morning I got up and and found my whole family were watching the TV and invited the neighbours in and I didnt know why they were sad. Later my gran told me stories about what Diana did for people"

Oh, fuck off, you stupid tart
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# *wipes eyes*
Watch where you're spitting that venom there sir! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# lolol111one
Venom? shurly not?
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Well I thought it was venom
It stung enough :s
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# pfffft!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# my favourite Joss Stone moment
is a tie between calling Bob Geldof 'Sir Bob Gandalf' and attempting to take on Russell Brand in a war of words at the Brit Awards. Good times were had by all as she looked like a nipple-brained pillock.
(pacman_40 Pocket Kleenex: for the wanker on the go, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# "Nipple-brained pillock"?
*remembers for future usage*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:16, archived)
# if only she'd go there
and stay there
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
# she's gone a bit
strange since she's been over there
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# We got a new poster in the office...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Shes on fire
doo doo duuuhh i cant remember the lyrics
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# and she burns through the night
at the speed of light ?
(gleam has been selling these fine leather jackets since, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# she's on to me
and that's about all i can remember
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Hahaha
*print*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# ~
(I helped save b3ta! MAP, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# ha ha ha
*wants to click*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# SBTOAP!
;)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Erm.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/highlands_and_islands/6248366.stm



Much better.
(daveshax, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)
# :O
Re: John Smeaton
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/6262266.stm
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# THat sound dangerous to me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# they're still among us
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
# and still sexy!
yay!
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
# would
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# is it someone famous?
I don't recognise her
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
# *squints*
Oh, that doesn't help.

*tries to reconstruct face in mind*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# nope
she's just a random flickr girl
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# You say that
AFTER I've spent five minutes with my head upside down
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# and you'll
never get those 5 minutes back
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# MY FACE!
MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
*scrabbles for Oil of Olay*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
# aeeiiii!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# aeiii! indeed
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# oh noes!
they are in the sea too
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# ha ha
thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# woo work!
i did read among as "a mong" though...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)
# That is excellent AND sexy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Helluva funny
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# This picture was taken shortly before Mr.T was arrested under the Terrorism Act
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# on the grounds that his last name might actually be 'Terror'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# he would if
a glass of ice cold brazilian breast milk was on a plane
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# u r teh winnar
have a kickin from a Glasgae nutter!
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# a tribute to a great man


EDIT: John is rapidly becoming a national hero:
www.johnsmeaton.com/
There is a campaign to buy him a pint and get him on stage at T in the park this weekend. Join in
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# badum
tish
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# is john smeaton
a gallant member of the public who twatted him before the old bill could rescue him.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# this
?

Did the BBC use the phrase "twatted"?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# having checked it would appear he was an engineer
edit and also a hero smoker.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# he's no hero
more aero
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Yep
an engineering degree specialising in baggage handling
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Apparently
he likes ferrets. So I was told tolday at work
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# No
He went to get the boot in to stop him hitting the polis
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:45, archived)
# hahahaha
I LOL'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Smeaton?
Who the fuck is he?
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# check the link
it will explain all.
woo yay to john.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
# he's the bloke
who told the Beeb what he saw, unfortunately a translator could not be found
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Haha
I sent the video to an American, and they had no idea what he was saying :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
I just saw this link on the John Smeaton website.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 2:50, archived)
# Sorry about this.

It may have bindun, but not that I've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# now crash that gif into your local airport
for added lols
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# have you seen my local airport?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# well
where is your locality?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# the nearest airport to here is Coventry "Airport".
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# He who would make a pun
would pick a pocket. Good one though.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# are you equating punnery with thieving and general no-goodery?
if so, then a pox upon you sir! and your mum!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# ris?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# ask yourself two things
1) who originally sang the song they are singing?
2) what sort of creatures are they?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# I have no idea about number 2
I'm guessing from the filename it begins with S.. but.. Sexy? I think surely not..
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Skeksis
from the Dark Crystal.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Oh right fair enough, never heard of it...
I figured from your first reply that it was going to take too much explaining for me to find it funny anyway. Thanks though!

:)
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)
# I love
that film!
(catzeyes Princess Trampagne, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# kevin rowland?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:46, archived)
# you are a menace.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)
# That is one deeeply disturbing film
Muppets + LSD = Fear3
(gleam has been selling these fine leather jackets since, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Police release E-fit
(I Know they caught the man but this popped into my head)

(Skcone, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)
# ARF!
(Dooley, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)
# fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Also top-notch!
(Dooley, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# hahahah!
haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# That's a rubbish joke.
But it's absolutely fucking great.
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# haha, idont think it is muslims
it's just pissed off smokers, the petrol is for zippos and the gas to do their clippers

I FEEL OPRESSED
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
# you are opressed
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Why
would smokers target their bomb where the law's been in place for a year an' a bit?

As opposed to the place which has only had 2 smoke-free days?

...how rude of me. Have a woo to the OP.
(basstard, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# modication of an image i posted early.

For cafepress type purposes.

(sorry for the blatant advert)
Original thread here
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# dancing peanut ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# relax
its three threads down.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# that little flash honestly made me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# sadly, thats what the old woman in the park said too.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# fucking cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# living up to your name today i see
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
oooooo ahahahahahaahhaahhahaha
hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# genius
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Hull!
but take this large *click* with you
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
# It could have been so much worse - the missing car..


Blog & Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Hahahaha.
Sexism!
(Dooley, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)
# tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# slight TJ
there are two arab men standing in the car park of the flats where i live, shouting very loudly at each other. if my webcam worked, i'd be filming this bizarre altercation.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
# but you live in Riyadh
... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:21, archived)
# no, Stafford, twinned with Riyadh.
oh, the police have arrived, and are convincing them to either go away or ha ha "shut the fuck up sonny". classic.


edit: this is what i can make out, from listening at the window.
Suspect A owes money to suspect B for some reason. Suspect B has just spray-painted something on Suspect A's car, and Suspect A has come round with some sort of drubbing intent. Sadly, I can't tell if its a magenta CDC as the car isn't here.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Are either of them on fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)
# ...or FUCKING fire?
(Dooley, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# I'm trying to think of a witty response
That isn't racist
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)
# shoot them first
then think up witty reposte

arf
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
# That always makes me lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)
# I have been looking for this
FOREVER
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# My irony gland


This is a serious banner...
(Skcone, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# why is there visible aliasing on the V then?
I heard this came from b3ta originally, but was used by Richard Dawkins in a book or something

edit: definitely shopped, well done if it was you!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# peak oil
ww3

and then everything can get back to normal
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Source pic
(I helped save b3ta! .o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Bindun? Late? Not a popular enough story?
(Dooley, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# bloody
small 7 year old
*buys ticket back from last week*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# ooooooooohhh
nasty

but woo
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Is that that wrestler?
There's someone on /links who thinks he's a legend
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# he is now
but I'm not keen on the whole shop killer/victim on a picture as a substitute for humour thing
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# very
tasteful
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Haha.
Rich coming from you, RAND ;)
(Dooley, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:57, archived)
# erm...
I missed this. I'd google it but i have no idea who he is, what with him being a wrestler and me being a heterosexual and all.
(Rushy, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Haha ^ this!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# ^very much this
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Chris Benoit.
I wouldn't have cared or known either had it not been such an interesting story.
(Dooley, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Please. Tell. Us. The. Story.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# GOOGLE, MOTHER FUCKER. DO YOU USE IT?!

/Pulp Fiction
(Dooley, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# *googles "mother fucker" *
*uses it*
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)
# goddamnit
Results 1 - 10 of about 676,000 for wrestler pillow baby. (0.19 seconds)

FINE, fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)
# You probably want
to Google his name. Which I included. In my original response...
(Dooley, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# I don't give a shit really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Handbags!~
(Dooley, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# :)

never mind...I'm knackered and cranky

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Awww
*hugs whilst avoiding crank handle*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Blimey!
Everyone has to run into the nearest purveyor of toys and look for the WWE Ultimate Agression Series [I think] of his figurine before they are withdrawn from sale.
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)
# lmao
*posts on all forums that won't stop going on about this wanker*
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7354817
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# I thangew
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Ahahaha!
:)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# ooh,
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:34, archived)
# RISes for a minute, then gets it.
*SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:40, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:48, archived)
# lol!
I too RISed until I remembered the old file name trick

nice
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# *groans*
what the fuck is going on tonight? The board is almost as slow as the gayshift.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:52, archived)
# too many goats on the road
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:12, archived)
# HA!
Fucking brilliant, that!
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Welcome image for my website

Click the image to visit my site
To basically sum up what most my animations contain, hope you like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)
# let's see... zombies, bacon, shovel, guns and coke.
yup. thass greet!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Woo!
Most of my animations summed up by this one...

most contain the same image
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# hmm.... bean flicker!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Hahaha
Finally this animates. My connection seems to be borked tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Yay
for monty python-esque humour!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:54, archived)
# i hate to churn this one out again......


click for crappy Microsoft Movie Maker animiation
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# That's pretty ace
now build an ace website and everything will be ace
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:32, archived)
# i have one
.. well its not ace, its pretty good though www.eddsworld.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
# nice
it's very green and has a frameset

love the toons!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)
# It's very smart
And colourful too:)
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# sums it up pretty well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)

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