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# Bin dun?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)
#
a lovely Friday morning space goatse
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)
# gosh that took me a while
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)
# THAT
is well done!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# furtive goes to the zoo





short lived but worth it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)
# hahaha
i love your dedication to this particular sport
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)
# ^ aye
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)
# nice sheep
*thinks about additional contribution*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)
# i keep meaning to make a little farmer
to sex it

but i'm lazy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# hurrah!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Super!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)
# That IS rather ingenious :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)
# i take it you saw the others.
in profile if you didn't
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# hahahaha
bloody good effort
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)
# And the sun's now getting in on it
www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007310145,00.html

old spice girls, can't remember who did this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)
# that's TGA's innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)
# computer experts...making it sound like they made it


*to the lawyer mobile!*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)
# hahaha
"artist's impression"

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# yep
SUE! SUE SUE!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Not a clue!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# TGA?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)
# fucking hell!
SUE THEM!

"Computer experts" :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)
# have you
right clicked it...it's copyright of them apparently and you have to contact them re permissions. bit of a cheek/downright illegal?
(prostheses, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# now that is naughty
*adds the sun to hit list
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# that TGA's
i think we have a case of blatent ripping off by the sun.

unless they contact him in the first instance.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# If you see him, can you let him know?
I might not be on a lot of today, I'm going to be busy later.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# we have already conflabbed about it
and emails ahve been sent.

well spotted you.

*pats on head*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Why do they detag it?
I'm sure he wouldn't mind if they credited it?? Cants!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)
# i also suggest some emails to Victoria Newton of the Bizare column.

[email protected]

highlighting the fact they she's probably liggin at to many showbiz parties and is getting lazy with her so called journalism.

and you could also make a link to archies site.
greatarchitect.wordpress.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# the internet police will be round to beat you up soon :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Hubble Jr

Alas this is as far as my technical prowess goes.
(vkacademy has made a kitten tank, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Your tech prowess still beats mine...
And that's rather ingenious.

Have a click, a woo, and a 'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Ground control to Major Tom: Commencing countdown your optimisations gone


woo big pic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)
# That's good
although taking it right off your camera and posting it without optimising isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Newbie alert....
Very sorry! My first pic post. Do you mean tweaking the levels and such?
(vkacademy has made a kitten tank, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# No,
I meant making it less than 50Kb, but if you want to tweak the levels, that's okay too

Just make sure you edit your post, and don't delete it and repost

EDIT: well done! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)
# wunnnerful
^
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# ...


Click for bigger (96KB)
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)
# *poos a little*
'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)
# 'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)
# *gigglingly sends you to hull*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)
# "When I can, I'll have a salmon, capers and onion omelet.
They're hard to find in certain hotels, but I try to eat one every morning.
At Pinehurst I ate a lot of salmon.
It worked then, and I'm trying to keep the same sort of theme"

(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Rather!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Pip pip!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)
# I say!

thought he looked familiar
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Ra Ra Ra!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)
# toodle-oo
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)
# what..what?! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, it's not much but....
At least I managed something this week


Made from bits of cloth I had lying around.
(It's the Furtive bear, if anyone is hard of looking)
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Is that a victim of the July bombings in London?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Er....
...yeah go on then.
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# hahaha
bad man, and bad me for laughing.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# hahahah
Whenever I saw that picture, I kept thinking of the scene in "The Mask" when Carrey goes to visit the therapist
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# *re-enacts scene*

*girates hips*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# :D
Office Giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# hahaha, furtive diaper!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# .
That's something they've not got in the b3ta shop.
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# nicely
i like this compo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# that's rather good
now do a pingwin
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Hmm, I don't think I've got enough black...
Maybe I could find something.
Though not too sure I want to be the meme-mobile.
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# in that case
do a polar bear blinking in a blizzard
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)
# This is good
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Huzzah!
splendid

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# hahaha!
funny enough i have a zoological furtive on it's way
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)
# You are Simon Weston
and I claim my £5
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)
# 'ning all! Friday again!
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Love it
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Sweet
That is so the job I would do if I were a camera.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# hahah
bats
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# 5 is Alive!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# hahaha, you genius :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# top horn!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# hahaha :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Excellent
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Haha! ace.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# hahaha!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# =D
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)
# AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Soup Herb!
*Click* and Woo Yay Houpla!
(Northern Lovely, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Woo!
TJ: The company for which I work is being a bunch of gays horde of bastards.

They budgeted us an 11 million pound profit this year. Due to a number of external factors (i.e. a big load of work just not happening that had been promised to us) we only made a 6 million pound profit.

As a result 50% of staff are recieving 0% pay rises this year. Effectively having their pay cut.

Which staff get pay rises will be decided on the basis of performace, apparently.

Do I have any call to be angry?
I feel as though I do, but there's part of me that whispering "you probably just don't understand"

EDIT: I apologise for the factually inaccurate use of the phrase "bunch of gays". I don't know the proper collective noun for "bastards".
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# big companies are cunts
they can't give you a pay rise, so they earmarked all that profit for fatcat bonuses
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Damn those fucking
Fat Cats with their Big Cheeses
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# oooh...
I'll take a massive cheese in place of a pay rise.

As long as it is
a) nice
and
b) sufficiently massive
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# And they suck each others cocks too?
Jeez!
EDIT [/:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Try working for a small company
where there isn't such a thing as an annual pay rise
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Or work for yourself
The hours are variable, the pay is whatever you can get, but hey.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# those are among the reasons I don't work for myself.
One of the others being that I haven't the financial backing to create a fully equipped forensic science lab and peer-checking my own work might be considered a bit suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# That was roughly my thinking,
but then I had a bout of what-the-fuck-ness and risked it. Result: far less money, no company car, 3000% more job satisfaction

/dropped out of analytical chem to be a sound designer blog

I'd lean back with a croissant, but I can't afford one this month.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# hmmm
*considers career as lame engineer*
*hopes joke works*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Oof.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)
# they're totally right of course!
Geez, 6 million is hardly enough to fund management's 50% salary raise, be glad they don't cut yours!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# How will they ever afford to pay off that new porche if they didn't get a pay rise
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# i work for a small company and havn't had a payrise in two years.
think yourself lucky.

actually i think myslef lucky sometme as the company nearly went under last year.

which is why i'm looking for a new job. Anyone need a graphic designer in the M5 corridor area?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Yes, you have

probably won't do much good though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# WOO!
splendid, you wouldn't happen to have a copy of that tape would you, for research purposes.

ace first thing for the morning, it's brightened my already bright friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# it's still feckin' raining
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# *does sun dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# *fondles Butch Cassidy*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# *laughs in the office*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Ain't raining here! No sir!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Rain Rain Go Away
something like another day.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# it's not sunny here
but it's bright because it's friday.

and Ning to one an all.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Top work
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Woo!
...and happy Friday everyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! K1tt3n, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Nice
Woo I say to you, sir. Woo.
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# haha thats brilliantly done!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHA.....
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Me Likee!
Were having cameras put in Swindon that have speakers in them that will berate passers by for dropping litter etc.

By the way its a 'Shower of bastards'...
(scuzzpit, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# ha-ha love it
.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# sweeeeeeeeeet, wooooooooah, duuuuuuude, etc!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:57, archived)
# Hahaha

Donatello was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)
# ^this!
And a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)
# No way.
I won a Donatello toothbrush in a colouring-in contest when I was about 9.

I was bristling with excitement.
(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)
# *applauds pun*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)
# hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)
# I prefer Gino Ginelli, the phantom 5th turtle
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)
# Gino..oh...Gino Ginelli!
*sings*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Ice crema piaza italia
<Insert waffling about choc and nut here />
(Mintman, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# haha
it's true, donatello really was the one no-one liked..
(Scotteh, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)
# hahaha!
it's a cliché, but leo was my favourite.

'ning toasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)
# Woo!
And seeing as the COCK deleted that thread
GOOD 'NING B3TANS! How are we all this Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# ning clowny,
a bit poorly from drink, but otherwise splendid.

yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# Oh dear. Thirsty Thursday strikes again.
You know what you have to do. And mines a double.
I'm all a-quiver about visiting mates in Brighton this weekend and going for a long country walk*

*pub-crawl
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)
# i am very well thank you.
i found a place to go to next week so i'm rather jolly!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Having places to go to is grand.
If not we'd all be wandering aimlessly. I take it the rain stopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# not really
but apparently rain is good for this part of australia. i don't really mind though, now i'm too happy to let rain stop me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# I'm planning a trip there in December
I can't wait!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# the weather is most likely better for you then.
i for one like the cold. make sure to rent a car. aussie public transportation sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# haha - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# "Insert caption here"


Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)
# hahahahahah
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:57, archived)
# that's no meown
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)
# Pull back, it's a CAAAAT!
/bigger coat
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# pfffft!
"Star Destroyer Kitten is watching you being boarded"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Oof
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# my fave joke evar
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Nice feet
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# =D
'ning Kris and b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)
# ning Weasel :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# hows things?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# I WANT IT TO BE WEEKEND ALREADY!!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)
# This^
Oh Lordy this^
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Superb
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Ceiling cat has them in his sight.
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# "I have you now"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Office lol
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# "Where have you hidden those cat treats"?
"Commander, tear this ship apart until you find the kitty treats, and bring me the mice, I want them alive"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Haha

I'm loving these captions
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Tum te tum
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:48, archived)
# TJ: Thread deletion alert
www.b3ta.com/board/7375287
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)
# please don't invoice us
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:48, archived)
# this gets a click.
also, 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:51, archived)
# 'Ning!
How be?
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:52, archived)
# it be grand me boy.
i found a place to stay next week! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)
# 'ning!

and a good 'ning the Board
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Sure I've seen this before
even so

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:51, archived)
# Where is the 2p? You need a 2p for the rings! FAAAAKE!
*clicks* ;)

TJ: Morning B3ta. I woke up ill today :( my throat is all swollen and I sound like mariella frostrup :'( *boo*
(Northern Lovely, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:53, archived)
# boo :(
have a Fisherman's Friend.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:54, archived)
# crikey
*listens*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)
# mariella frostrup!?
talk to me!
like lovers doooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)
# I can't staaaand her! She's so.....sloaney!
I just called my boss to tell her I wasn't coming in. She answered with 'notnowmeetngwillcallyouback' and hung up on me. Charming.
(Northern Lovely, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# she was probably in the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# B3ta alll day!!!!!!!!!!
result!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# hahaha!
those markers cost about £200000 each ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:54, archived)
# i'm not british but
*KLIK*
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Very Good
With a capital G!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)
# this is good
unlike that bloody logo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)
# it's cool for the kidz
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:57, archived)
# Arrrrrgh!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:40, archived)
# spot on
woo

and 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:41, archived)
# go'morgen
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:42, archived)
# soddin' astrodroids
Always flashing their lipsticks when you've got female company in the house.

Bad droid! Bad droid!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:42, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:44, archived)
# Oooo! Is this by Rimmel (*snigger*)
So handy!
(Northern Lovely, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Maybe it's mabellline!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# pfffttt...
R2Dogsdick!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# like i said earlier:

"I got nothing!", but its not going to stop me from posting :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:48, archived)
# HONK
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:49, archived)
# dont tell grandma, he'll be sad
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:51, archived)
# we'll keep it quiet then...
how are you MC?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:53, archived)
# not bad, very late for work, got to be there in 5 mins
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:56, archived)
# quick, go then with fleet feet
let us hold you up no longer!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:57, archived)
# meh, i'm fucked
i'll say i needed materials
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:58, archived)
# do a schapelle corby....
blame it on the boogie!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:00, archived)
# they yearn to be free....

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:08, archived)
# hello, old friend!
..The goose, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:18, archived)
# wasn't she
on the apprentice?
(I helped save b3ta! krang, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:22, archived)
# naw
it was her uglier sister
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:35, archived)
# a mong goose?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:52, archived)
# honk dribble....
honk honk dribble (sponge a bit of welfare) honk dribble!
Wickedly woo that!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:58, archived)
# another famous goose!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:20, archived)
# hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:30, archived)
# Quack!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:00, archived)
# *whispers from behind the curtain*
"your line is supposed to be 'HONK' , not 'Quack' "
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:32, archived)
# poor goose......
*sniff*

ps ning all :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)
[challenge entry] TARDIS!
*unlurks*
Made this one a few years ago out of sheer boredom...


With added kitty:


(Captain Communism isn't any sort of communist., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:27, archived)
# Dr. Who and Fluff is always a good combo. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:31, archived)
# is she a welder?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:33, archived)
# No
for some reason all welders wear sillier hats than that
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:35, archived)
# For god sake man she's likely under 12!
Filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:36, archived)
# His favourite age
;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:46, archived)
# 'ningles sir
how dos?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:47, archived)
# not bad, yo self?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:48, archived)
# still recovering from last weekend
getting too old for that shit :(
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:49, archived)
# same here
i've retired from public life, all questions will be answered via video confrence
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:50, archived)
# I wish :D
Welder's Mask Punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:21, archived)
# Brill
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:38, archived)
# utter madness
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:53, archived)
# is she
solicitating the hare?
(xaniac, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:48, archived)
# That would be a different character.
And she rarely needs too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:59, archived)
# That's quite cool. :)
Is b3ta an official Doctor Who fansite or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:36, archived)
# Near enough.
Even the haters get a good
laugh out of a poofy Dalek etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:38, archived)
# this is very true...

i've not seen it since him with the scarf
but ya gotta shop a dalek and have a larf!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:52, archived)
# fucking nerds.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:42, archived)
# Kitty & Who :D
'ave a pic of Rik with the real thing
img233.imageshack.us/img233/691/477626939b7070d5a52ol0.jpg
218K
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:46, archived)
# dont need that before the first scotch of the day
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:49, archived)
# Hahaha
he is an ugly bastard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:50, archived)
# mrs peel
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:09, archived)
# caught in my eye.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:20, archived)
# *faps*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:22, archived)
# *replies to correct message*
Woof yer kipper!
Thas lully :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:24, archived)
# The Horror
(The Asshole Formerly Known as George F Train GHOST WOLF FUCK WASHER, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:45, archived)
# penis picture.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:53, archived)
# Mom wants to know why you don't visit no more..
Too big huh, since you moved to da Windy Apple..?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:54, archived)
# i was sexually assalted in the parking lot of the kmart by the wendy's
and I have been afraid to leave my house. I sent her a letter, did she get it yet?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:56, archived)
# Oh, she got it alright..oh yes...she fucking got it..eh, eh..phwoooar..eh,..eh..she 'GOT IT'..EH., EH..
She's quite concerned and wants to call her when you can..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:57, archived)
# FINE, FUCK YOU.
I'LL CALL HER RIGHT NOW AND SEE WHAT THE FUCK SHE WANTS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:58, archived)
# ...now really...was that so hard...eh, eh...phwoooar,..eh, eh..'hard'...eh...eh..fucking hell..corr...eh..'HARD'..
Please do, when you can.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 6:00, archived)
# IM ON THE PHONE
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 6:02, archived)
# Ah...shit..sorry..
...ask her if we're still cool for next Wednesday..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 6:04, archived)
# she says yes, but its bring your own dildo night.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 6:11, archived)
# everyone look at gronkpan's last fm in his profile,
he was telling the truth

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=24740
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:55, archived)
# YOU FUCKING DOUBT ME?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 6:16, archived)
# WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT SUCH A THING.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 6:19, archived)
# I DONT KNOW,
YOURE WEIRD, AND GROSS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 6:37, archived)
# Boom, booom, boom, booom....booom, boom, booom boom..
/Baldrick
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 6:00, archived)
# The horror of
the front page.

Morning B3ta, I am fucking tired.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 6:48, archived)
# "Evvverybooody Knows That You're Insaaane"
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:40, archived)
# TED is GOD.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:42, archived)
# Ted Danson?
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:43, archived)
# NO, FUCK YOU.
TED JESUS CHRIST GOD IS GOD.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:44, archived)
# Really?
Btw, how's Sammy?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:45, archived)
# until they zapped him
he sort of was! oops wrong Ted!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:48, archived)
# Ted Turner sucks monkey choad...apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:50, archived)
# monkey choad grown in or around Atlanta.
because that's how Ted Turner rolls.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:52, archived)
# Well yes...but be he ridin durtay?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:54, archived)
# yes.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 6:03, archived)
# TED TURNER ROCKS, SHUT UP,
HE INVENTED THE HOUSE OF FUN.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:52, archived)
# HE INVENTED NOTHING!!!!!!
(Except the House Of Fun)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:55, archived)
# i was going for bundy!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:57, archived)
# No, go long...
Hut, hut...Jabba...HUT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:58, archived)
# ED GEIN......
ED GEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
...all the folks say Ed's a winner we all hope he comes back real soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 6:09, archived)
# I sent that powerpoint to my boss
from someone else's computer.

They still don't know who did it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 6:16, archived)
# IF THEY FIND OUT IT WAS YOU JUST SAY DOCTOR DYSLEXIA DID IT.
ALSO: DID THEY LIKE IT?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:21, archived)
# They are worried there is a murderer in the office, and there have been heaps of company-wide emails about "dealing with stress".
I'm choosing to believe that it means they love it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:30, archived)
# Sounds like a perfect time to start an in-office...
...collection of odd chunks of threaded pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:34, archived)
# hahahha, what the fuck?
I forgot what I even put in that powerpoint, was it that bad? I'm willing to believe they thought the art was the best. ; - D
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:36, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:30, archived)
# OK I'M GONNA GO PLAY KOTOR NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:32, archived)
# kotor 2 better
oops
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:33, archived)
# TED JESUS CHRIST GOD
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:33, archived)
# Cover painting?
Newton?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:35, archived)
# probly
couldnt be arsed to shop in a Scottish scientist due to me bein a bit thick and not knowing any.

*probly isnt thick, just lazy
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:44, archived)

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