This is kickass :)
By the way, Leningrad got himself an FP with Post-op Pat and I just wanted to point out it's Bindun and I never got an FP for it - nasty Mods :(
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That's very nicely done.
I think it all depends on the which mods are patrolling the board at the time.
Loads of my images should have been fp'd but sadly no one was about. ;)
Edit: Just remembered that I apparently stole an fp from my mum.
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:35,
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Loads of my images should have been fp'd but sadly no one was about. ;)
Edit: Just remembered that I apparently stole an fp from my mum.
I had very much
a feeling of Deja Vu when I saw it yesterday and to be honest not just with yours ( but said nothing as there seems to be a fragility in the average b3tans ego these days ). I've a feeling it's an oldie. But still, claim your credit young man!
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:39,
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It's been a while since anyone referred to me as 'Young Man'
but I'll take it where it's offered :)
I never wanted to say there was anything wrong with Leningrad's version (as not to offend the fragile egos you mentioned)- It was just that if it's funny enough now it was funny enough two years ago :(
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:42,
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I never wanted to say there was anything wrong with Leningrad's version (as not to offend the fragile egos you mentioned)- It was just that if it's funny enough now it was funny enough two years ago :(
indubitably
I suggest irritating whinyness and a stamping of feet. Seems to work for everyone else here ;)
I'll stick with the 'young man' it's rare I say it to anyone older than me :D
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:44,
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I'll stick with the 'young man' it's rare I say it to anyone older than me :D
nah fella. I reckon
I've around 10 years on you if not more ( I'm trying to figure out just how wrinkly Spazzcat will draw the line at ;)). I'm 41.
And on that note, the interweb is dying for me. getting around 2mb out of a 20mb line and the grand prix is over so i feel a PUB coming on. Tara all.
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:52,
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And on that note, the interweb is dying for me. getting around 2mb out of a 20mb line and the grand prix is over so i feel a PUB coming on. Tara all.
I am a rather haggard 28
and the wonderous Spazzcat is a youthful 19 :D
/smug
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:56,
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/smug
Oh I'm happy with what I have.
My wife is a rather stunning looker for the age of 38. Trouble is it costs a fucking fortune to keep her looking that way ;) I'm really gone now, the rain has let up.
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 15:02,
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In all fairness
I'm a spastic teenager who sellotapes Beanie Babies to her face and draws on herself, I wouldn't shag me
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 15:04,
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Well
I think it just depends what mod sees it and what mood they're in right then. At least that's what I reckon. And all that talk about cliques (not by you, but by plenty of others from time to time) is a lot of old jealous nonsense I think.
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 15:30,
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In my experience, there are no cliques
who are given preferential treatment for front page images.
As far as I can work out, Rob has equal contempt for everybody on the board.
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 15:33,
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As far as I can work out, Rob has equal contempt for everybody on the board.
It's not like
there is a committee that examines and rates every picture to exacting standards, before deciding if it fits a pre-existing set of guidelines as to what should end up on the front page or not.
Maybe there were no mods about when you posted yours or maybe there were different mods who didn't happen to find it funny.
In any case, I am not sure you should be allowed any more front pages - those broken links in your profile are showing that you don't look after the ones you already have ;)
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 15:31,
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Maybe there were no mods about when you posted yours or maybe there were different mods who didn't happen to find it funny.
In any case, I am not sure you should be allowed any more front pages - those broken links in your profile are showing that you don't look after the ones you already have ;)
Where is zer Fallen Madonna mit der big boo...
Oh JollyJack has got it. Zerr gut!
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:24,
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ha.
he almost certainly has
i await seeing it in squirrel form soon
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:27,
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i await seeing it in squirrel form soon
wuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuh
wuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuh
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:25,
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top stuff!!!
reminds me of the ultimate downgrade bender has :o)
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:04,
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That was a hilarious episode
I loved the robot that had to insert tapes in to itself in order to communicate.
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:06,
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i liked the water powered one
that would scream it was gonna die when the water started to run out :D
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:09,
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Or the one with only a few k of memory
Bender: So what's your problem?
Sinclair: Not enough hm...duh.
Bender: Memory?
Sinclair: Oh, great. Now I remember that word, but I forgot my wife's face.
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:10,
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Sinclair: Not enough hm...duh.
Bender: Memory?
Sinclair: Oh, great. Now I remember that word, but I forgot my wife's face.
i think he runs some kind of shabby wooden robot private detective agency
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"It was another baffling case, but you didn't hire a private dicktron for the easy 'uns"
"The dame was trouble and she knew it, staring down at me with electric blue eyes.
They shorted out my floppy drive and my electric fan heater....TO BE CONTINUED at Address #FF0345AAe43faa4455"
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:15,
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They shorted out my floppy drive and my electric fan heater....TO BE CONTINUED at Address #FF0345AAe43faa4455"
haha.
though 'private dicktron' makes me think of this:
www.ifilm.com/video/1027397
(probably mildly nsfw, even though it's all animation)
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:19,
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www.ifilm.com/video/1027397
(probably mildly nsfw, even though it's all animation)
Its been a while....Fluffi Tiem !!!!
Hello Gods children, my mother had this lovely kitten on her desktop, I've shopped it and replaced it while she was out.
I'll be getting a phone call from her any minute now.
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 13:59,
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I'll be getting a phone call from her any minute now.
105k for a still image?
Go get 'im b3ta girl!
Good job, you fixed it. But I'm gonna leave this here as a stern warning to others
/Nazi Regime blog
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:04,
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Good job, you fixed it. But I'm gonna leave this here as a stern warning to others
/Nazi Regime blog
How ironic
By posting a picture of a hitler cat, you're attracting the board nazis
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:06,
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Haha Kitler
Found this before too
www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:18,
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Found this before too
www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com
My history teacher
once put that up during a lesson
edit: this one's the best www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigboard.pl?1285
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:22,
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edit: this one's the best www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigboard.pl?1285
Thats a legendary find.....
A site thats dedicated to "Katzen, was wie Hitler und das aussehen"
Pure genie piss !!
Nice one
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:22,
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Pure genie piss !!
Nice one
Wos you fink of my new gun then
is well ard innit.
*shoots self for even thinking chav*
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 13:47,
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is well ard innit.
*shoots self for even thinking chav*
You shot yourself? Hopefully not with that gun
That would mean the last thing to go through your mind is a burberry bullet.
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 13:47,
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Well
Linerider went through my head just after I started it, but I made it more "ball" than "man on sled"
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 13:58,
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"w/y/h!"?
Edit: Ooohhh!!!! I knew that! www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=w%2Fy%2Fh
Thankies!
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:05,
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Thankies!
your animations are becoming much less crude
and much more woo!
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 13:57,
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Thanks
I'm still playing around with The GIMP, but I hope to make a good lasting impression on B3ta with good animations in the near future
Nice to know it's heading in that direction =]
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:00,
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Nice to know it's heading in that direction =]
your medication
is becoming increasingly strong. It's an obvious deduction ;)
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:04,
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very nice!
I will have to get around to doing some real art soon.
Compo it!
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 13:41,
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Compo it!
cheers.
I've just about given up with photoshop. Started 3 or 4 things this morning and just don't seem to have the concentration to finish anything. Painting stuff like this though. I am loving it at the moment. So bollocks to the art nazis ;)
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:06,
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hehehe
is this done in painter?? i just cant get on with that :o(
I'm also hoping to make real tangible art i can sell (maybe)
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:10,
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I'm also hoping to make real tangible art i can sell (maybe)
yeah it's done in painter X
I've been getting some pro video tutorials from this guy and it's helped me understand it a great deal. www.puddnhead.com/puddnhead.htm
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:13,
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cool - cheers will haveto check this out
:o)
edit : wow these are amazing :D where are the links to the vids??
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:15,
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edit : wow these are amazing :D where are the links to the vids??
There are none. He does not
have them on the site. do a Torrent search for puddnhead.
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:54,
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No problems.
That's inspired me to actually paint again - though I'm more a fan of gouache.
I'll start after lunch - any ideas of anything?
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:14,
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I'll start after lunch - any ideas of anything?
i usually jsut doodle
and see what i make :D although i am working on a series of drawings of the emperors new clothes.
edit : btw - woo to inspiring :D
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 14:18,
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edit : btw - woo to inspiring :D
I just noticed that he much prefers pissing on David Mitchell.
I think I would too.
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 13:12,
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Ahaaaaaaaaaaaa
your raccoon thingy should arrive tomorrow
/amazingly optimistic faith in Royal Mail blog
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 13:26,
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/amazingly optimistic faith in Royal Mail blog
Not too sure I understand this 'Goatse' you speak of
Most prob dinbun
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:53,
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meh, cut the hands out properly
me and my little uns fed lots of goats yesterday
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:54,
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My ex had a goat
Called Mr. Flopsie (she didn't choose the name)
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:55,
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I felt lazy
and couldn't afford mindbleach this week so used alternative hands =D
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:55,
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That has to be the number one comedy goat image I've ever found
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 13:03,
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Did this ages ago
Its a poster my brother's girlfriend bought. I stuck some gaffer tape on it. It took her a while to notice.
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:48,
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Its a poster my brother's girlfriend bought. I stuck some gaffer tape on it. It took her a while to notice.
Come out little Trotsky
Uncles Joe isn't going to hurt you...much.
Woo!
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:49,
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Woo!
'ning
what is this about your graphics card? don't you have a metal saw? that's how I get to fit everything
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:41,
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It doesn't fit my pc...different/dated pci slots
so I'm just going to upgrade to a new motherboard duel core processor and more memory :D
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:56,
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so I'm just going to upgrade to a new motherboard duel core processor and more memory :D
yup it's forced me into upgrading my comp :)
and happy b3taday again
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 13:02,
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and happy b3taday again
I've built/ been building /will finish 4Pc's
this week all based on AM2 cpu's. Got a good deal in loot for an asus SLI board, 4200+X2 and 2GB PC800 ram for £135.
Also got this from ebuyer which you might be interested in.
1 x AMD Athlon 64 X2 3800+ (2GHz) Socket AM2 Energy Efficient L2 1MB (2x512KB) Cache Retail Boxed Processor
1 x Foxconn 6100M2MA-RS2H SKT AM2 nForce 6100 onboard VGA PCI-E SATAII mATX
1 x Ebuyer 1GB KIT (2X512MB) DDR2 800MHz / PC2-6400 Extra Value Ram
for £100.41 delivered inc vat.
Mobo's not so good but this is for my dad and he does not want to shell out on a PCIe graphics card so will do him.
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 13:52,
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Also got this from ebuyer which you might be interested in.
1 x AMD Athlon 64 X2 3800+ (2GHz) Socket AM2 Energy Efficient L2 1MB (2x512KB) Cache Retail Boxed Processor
1 x Foxconn 6100M2MA-RS2H SKT AM2 nForce 6100 onboard VGA PCI-E SATAII mATX
1 x Ebuyer 1GB KIT (2X512MB) DDR2 800MHz / PC2-6400 Extra Value Ram
for £100.41 delivered inc vat.
Mobo's not so good but this is for my dad and he does not want to shell out on a PCIe graphics card so will do him.
I would never
have twigged it's ice without looking at the filename. Good pun though.
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:31,
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Filename means nothing to me
I suppose I have too much Domo in my head right now
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:32,
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bitch on freeze?
bitch-on-freeze.
*repeats name over and over, Ace Ventura style*
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:44,
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*repeats name over and over, Ace Ventura style*
The trick is to realise there is no such thing as a skin tone
And that theres a lot of green and blue under there (depending on the surroundings of course).
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:11,
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the trick is
to skin 100000 midgets and to scan it, then use the colour dropper thingymabob, hey presto
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:16,
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Ooo that's lully!
Arse I'm just about to sack my cleaner. I hate sacking people!
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:11,
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Their's I kept getting complaints and the last online review I got said
'Place is really lacking in the cleanliness department'.
It got us a rating of 53%, the lowest I've ever had.
I cost us the to 20 spot for London backpackers too!
She just wasn't doing the job. Our last cleaner had been doing it for about 10 months and was brilliant. Sadly she moved back to Italy though.
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:16,
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It got us a rating of 53%, the lowest I've ever had.
I cost us the to 20 spot for London backpackers too!
She just wasn't doing the job. Our last cleaner had been doing it for about 10 months and was brilliant. Sadly she moved back to Italy though.
oh well
Have fun with that. Try sucking in your teeth and telling them that you think you should both clean other people.
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:24,
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It was going to be sheen cream and chives
But that would be a bit umm yeah.
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:33,
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heh
took me a second to realise what you had changed :)
/Sunday morning blog
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 11:55,
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/Sunday morning blog
God that took me long enough to find where you'd used the heal brush!
Woo.
EDIT: Hahaha I'd put money on the guy in the foreground being Aussie!
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:19,
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EDIT: Hahaha I'd put money on the guy in the foreground being Aussie!
Very good.
Though it looks like a very good photo before you added certain fear-related elements.
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:02,
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Poor fat panda
I read that as Being Reality TV
I need to wake up a bit more
edit: have some crudely animated pandas
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 11:10,
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I need to wake up a bit more
edit: have some crudely animated pandas
Actually,
The original title was "Pessimist Panda", but I didn't think she was depressing enough.
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 11:32,
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hehee so emo
nice one.
in sweden they are also called "pandas", don't know about that in the UK.
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 11:36,
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in sweden they are also called "pandas", don't know about that in the UK.
I looooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeee this!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 11:46,
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAPYYYYYYYYY B3333333333TAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 11:43,
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Late at night is when they come out
Baby snakes!
Sure you know what I'm talking about
Pink and wet, they make the best kind of pet!
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 11:21,
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Sure you know what I'm talking about
Pink and wet, they make the best kind of pet!
O_O
First 40k, then b3taday!
Congratulations to you!
(and it rhymes, too)
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 11:35,
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Congratulations to you!
(and it rhymes, too)
Sydney's public transport is going fluffy!
Introducing the MonoCat
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:20,
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sorry,
bin dun. But it's still good. Top shadowage.
Previously, on b3ta.com
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:22,
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Previously, on b3ta.com
damn,
machrochan is a veritable gold mine of sauce pics. Why am I only hearing about it now?!
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:27,
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It's part of the Other Place
You know, the dark side of the internet
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:29,
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God I haven't been to Oz for too long, I can't properly work out wher that is.
Corner of Liverpool and George?
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:28,
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So not that close then:P
I lived for many years in Darlinghurst.
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:37,
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Cheers,
not just any old bean, but a Jersey bean!
*Channel Islands blog*
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 11:42,
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*Channel Islands blog*
I think I want to watch the Maltese Falcon after looking at this pic.
Top stuff!
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:21,
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Careful now. Getting rather furry there.
Honey glazed Arflettes.
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:29,
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'Sarf London Jihad....Who's Allah? Wage A Holy War For Stella-h!
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:04,
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Today?
not really. I might nip out on the bike for an hour if my neighbour shows up on his. Will be watching the Grand Prix with a glass of vino and then unless the urge to photoshop overcomes me I expect I shall go to the pub for an hour or three.
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 11:09,
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*chokes chicken*
It makes faux gaging noises as
feathers are tossed up from below.
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:05,
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feathers are tossed up from below.
Seems like I've arrived just on time! :)
great album, although I think I like the Grand Wazoo better
good 'ning all!
EDIT: cheers all!
Now going to get some brekkie
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:14,
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good 'ning all!
EDIT: cheers all!
Now going to get some brekkie
HAPPY CHUFFING B3TADAY!
I command you to wear this: www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/38688/1183886347/candlhat.gif
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Sun 8 Jul 2007, 10:18,
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