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[challenge entry] Mainly for postbear's amusement.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:18, archived)
# oh, davey!
*licks balls*

you misspelled 'bestiality', by the way.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:20, archived)
# [/;-D

edit: fixed, I was half wondering why
it didn't line up in balance anymore.
edit two: Oh yeah, cuz the i-dot, fuck, fixed leading.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:24, archived)
# angels cured my poison ivy!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:28, archived)
# WE LIKE IT BEASTLIER, YOU SEE.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:32, archived)
# give me the link to 'kill this dj plz' again plz.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:33, archived)
# Badassssss!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:38, archived)
# oh what fun.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:22, archived)
#
"We're sorry but the artist has decided not to disclose the lyrics for this song."

"We're sorry, but we do not have the lyrics for this song."

THEN DONT FUCKING SAY YOU HAVE THEM YOU ASSHOLES.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:27, archived)
# ORLY?
DO TELL! GOT JPGS?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:27, archived)
# arf!
 
Love the wink.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:22, archived)
# Thx.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:25, archived)
# Kill your parents davey
It's ok
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:27, archived)
# I missed that episode.
I hope he used an axe. thx.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:31, archived)
# it's on the 'rarities and outtakes' dvd.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:37, archived)
# THAT MAKES ME HOT!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:40, archived)
# what could be hotter than snuff bible toys?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:42, archived)
# Davey & Goliath
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:41, archived)
# heh.
"look at that slut!"
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:49, archived)
# Haha
Nice touch at the bottom there.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:28, archived)
# pffft!
 
I missed that at first, but I am rather short of sleep.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:31, archived)
# I selected the most blunt
from the variations that sprung to mind. Thanks.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:33, archived)
# I admire your perfectionism in these matters
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:41, archived)
# Phillip A. Dane was the runner up.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:44, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:32, archived)
# Woof!
errm..
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:34, archived)
#
Thanks.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:41, archived)
# Dancyman

Sorry for being incredibly annoying, forgot my meds.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 5:53, archived)
# nobody wants a bitch hitler dildo like you want a bitch hitler dildo.
and by that i mean, i like you picture.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 5:58, archived)
# Cheers Dr. I agree with your analysis
Him are dancy
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:02, archived)
# Not a very good dancer, but still.
 

       
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:23, archived)
# Beautiful
Got to get the legs going too, they start bout halfway down.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:25, archived)
# O shit, so they do. Oops.
 

 
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:26, archived)
# I JUST [SAW] YOUR PICTURE FURTHER DOWN THE BOARD. IT IS A GOOD PICTURE
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:07, archived)
# yeah thnx.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:23, archived)
# I LIKE THE PART WITH THE CAT. I THINK I MENTIONED THAT
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:24, archived)
# HUMBUG
 

 
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:06, archived)
# OMG WTF BBQ
That just made me fall of my chair and ROFLOL.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:07, archived)
# next on the news:
bugs that hum. isn't that odd, susan?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:08, archived)
# This just in: Zoot still a prick.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:12, archived)
# zoot from here?
what did he do?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:21, archived)
# Oh, nothing to me.. just been reading further down the board.
 

 
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:21, archived)
# heh.
i just skimmed down there tonight. it looked like tuesday come alive so i didn't get too deeply into it.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:27, archived)
# Furthermore, some friends of mine are actually excited about seeing the Police.
 
I remain shocked, stunned, and not a little amazed.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:31, archived)
# poor things.
i'm excited about seeing sting's head bounce off a wooden floor like a billiard ball gone astray.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:32, archived)
# also you called Christopher Walken a turd, but I'll forgive you.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:25, archived)
# he was in fucking 'kangaroo jack'!
that strips him of whatever good he once may have had. and i didn't think reservoir dogs was very good, anyway.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:30, archived)
# I know, I know.
 
He's done a lot of right stinkers.
Shit, I even watched the Country Bears a few months ago because he was playing the bad guy.
Still, given a decent role, he does his thing, and I love him for that.

He didn't appear in Reservoir Dogs, but you could say much the same about Harvey Keitel.
Fine actor, some weird, weird choices of role.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:34, archived)
# *thinks of ninja-ing, reconsiders*
i never said he was in reservoir dogs, just that i didn't like it very much.

*decides to brazen it out with a pedantic pirouette*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:40, archived)
# You probably didn't care for Pulp Fiction, either.
 
and I didn't say that you did say that he was now did I
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:42, archived)
# heh.
actually, i liked pf. well, the bits without bruceless wii or whatever that sad bastard's name is.

*i never said that you said i did, uh-uh, no way*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:54, archived)
# that's bastard ace
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:22, archived)
# One of my favourites, too.
 
: )
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:24, archived)
# That's fantastic
I love your stuff.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:26, archived)
# MUTUAL APPRECIATION TIEM
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:43, archived)
# Durgat rules!
... and causes more fear than The Fear :P
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)
# his name is dan semen.
aicmfsoc.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:07, archived)
# Lo-tec dance!
Arf!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:09, archived)
# I tried to make it animate with the scroll wheel, but alas.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:40, archived)
# Iggy
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:44, archived)
# Very nice.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:56, archived)
# I see . . . nothing . . .
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:17, archived)
# I've said it before, and I'll say it again..
Your stuff amazes me.
And now, I really must go, work in five hours!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooGa!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:21, archived)
# Well then
that's a chicken-headed guy. With some kind of blurry hand/chest/stomach thing going on.
I fear him.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:57, archived)
# Or does he fear you?
Think about it..
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:58, archived)
# I can't think straight
when I'm running away.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:59, archived)
# Have you tried running away forwards?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:00, archived)
# Pfft in a basket with fries.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:04, archived)
# I knew that was Iggy as soon as I saw it.
I really don't understand spam these days. This is an email I just received. Chinese campfire? CHINESE CAMPFIRE!?

decomposable contrivance astray clove. atone casino asparagine burnout admissible astral. chinese campfire
apologetic cube devout avoid arianism bias abstract. afar closet blow crusoe automatic chapter assimilable.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:14, archived)
# in internet email gateways, one thing SPAM detection software does is analyse the body of the email.
if duplicate emails are being sent to many addresses the message becomes suspect. Throwing a bunch of nonsense (quasi-randomly generated wordlists) into the body of the individual emails makes each message unique enough to fool anti-spam measures when passing through servers.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:34, archived)
# I'm still confused.
I mean, that was the entire email. So what on earth could the purpose of that email have been? To amuse me? To get me to make a Chinese campfire? I mean it wasn't even porn related. I demand more of this kind of thing. More meaningless emails. Right now!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:39, archived)
# those normally contain a crappy GIF image where the real advertisement is contained
if that wasn't attached, I don't know. Maybe the Russian crime syndicate needs to hire better spambot programmers?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:44, archived)
# my spamblocks have me unfamiliar with this world.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:55, archived)
# Oh. Firefox.
I think you might be on to something there. Haha. Well, it was fun while it lasted. I guess that's why I love b3ta. We really have no purpose here. Just to be unlawful and creative. And irreverent.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 5:02, archived)
# needs more heroin.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:39, archived)
# everyone needs more heroin.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 5:23, archived)
# i sure as hell do.
morphine ain't cutting it.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 5:32, archived)
# and if it is cut, I'll do some cutting of my own.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:13, archived)
# *waves knife about madly*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:30, archived)
# thank you for making that crappy painting more appealing.
i hate that piece of shit. cuttlefish improve it immensely.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:32, archived)
# who did the original?
me like.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:32, archived)
# voila!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:33, archived)
# Tanks.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:34, archived)
# edward hopper.
it's shit.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:34, archived)
# No it isn't.
That Wiki article is fascinating, it's influenced many moovies.

Including one of my faves, Glen Garry Glen FUCKING Ross.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:36, archived)
# that's 'art' in the same way that hummel figurines are 'art'.
i'd burn it if i could.

edit: i just noticed the glengarry glen ross note. are you kidding? david mamet is an idiot.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:37, archived)
# I think SOMEBODY wants a wowwypop...hmm..huh....here..
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:39, archived)
# let's hope that talentless thing is dead, too.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:40, archived)
# AHhhaahaa...
ONE last thing SuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUURRRRrrrr...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:43, archived)
# Can I have your autograph? It's for my wife...
I've got, here... wait, I got a, excuse me, I got a pen here somewhere... oh, and one other thing, I couldn't help noticing....
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:12, archived)
# Spoken like someone who saw nothing in "Wings Of Desire"
He was fucking evil in that, and it made me want to know more about the character.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:43, archived)
# FUCK YOU, Herbie McLurker...
:D

Columbo is a genius, much like McGuyver, I do love heem so.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:47, archived)
# Hey, Columbo is okay, too,
but in WOD (heh) he plays a very bad former angel, more spooky because he never comes across as a threat, like Walken as Gabriel.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:59, archived)
# Christopher Walken is some kind of God from another dimension.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:00, archived)
# bah.
he's a turd. kangaroo jack? the new version of hairspray? antz? mousehunt?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:36, archived)
# I hope that he's eating well.
He's earned it, and you know it's not easy.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:49, archived)
# i hope he just stubbed his toe.
and that he has a brain tumour the size of a pumpkin.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:52, archived)
#
 

 
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:49, archived)
# ok, he's back in the good books.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:35, archived)
# poor wim wenders.
all the other german directors got talent, and he got to make u2 videos.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:50, archived)
# hummel figures?
not action figures of Hummel surely?

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:40, archived)
# he's on the front page there.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:41, archived)
# Yes, they are crap.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:43, archived)
# fuck,
thats worse than the "pocket dragons" that the ex collected.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:43, archived)
# 'pocket dragons'?
do they have one eye and spit... eggwhites?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:54, archived)
# oh she collected those too.
hence the ex status.

but i was on about these... sickbags at the ready... and CLICK

www.xystos.co.uk/PocketDragons/
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:03, archived)
# those are disgusting.
very appropriate for an edward hopper thread.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:05, archived)
# I had to click that link didn't I.
Back in a moment, gotta scrape vomit off my chest.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:43, archived)
# i got to smash one once.
i feared becoming addicted to the feeling.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:51, archived)
# will it blend?
and on that note, i'm off to sleep.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:08, archived)
# 'night.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:34, archived)
# The wiki article is laughable.
It's a splendid example of the utter inanity of 'art criticism': the central tenet of the article was actually completely refuted by the artist himself.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:45, archived)
# Woah, Nelly!
Big words am confuzzed my bWAAAAiiiiNNnn

I just read all the movie stuff, uncultured swine that I is..that I ams..that I hams!

I FUCKING LOVE HAM!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:49, archived)
# Heh
I've got some strong opinions about the whole 'art' thing. Don't mind me, it's not (and never is) anything personal :)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:52, archived)
# I know that you sexy bastard.
TO BE PASSIONATE, IS NEVER A CRIME SIR, NEVER!

(Unless you're a fucking German)
:D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:53, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:58, archived)
# i have a picture of some nazis petting a kitten somewhere.
i should find it, it's quite fun.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:59, archived)
# It was in the newsletter a long time back I think.
Fucken n00b.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:09, archived)
# was it?!
i should read those more often. i only subscribed after rob ranted on the front page about wanting the numbers up. it goes to my dead letter office though.

bah, it figures it would have shown up here.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:13, archived)
# Actually
I suspect one of the nazis pictured was actually rob. Think about it... he refers to himself as the 'fuhrer', he has a cat... I could go on. As I'm sure you know.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:16, archived)
# you've said too much already!
they're coming!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:28, archived)
# The guy on the left seems to channelling the ghost of Harry Seacombe..
I can prove this.

(Meat me in the gazebo)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:59, archived)
# Hahaha
dammit you're right :)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:05, archived)
# Well, DUH!
Hello McFly! Like, really. Like, ya know, HELLO!
Is it a gazebo you're loooooking foooooor.

Well, we've all had fun here tonight..but I can't help think..where do I go from here? Anyhoo..



Smell yall later.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:09, archived)
#
l lls
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:10, archived)
# is it not a Navigator from Dune?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:33, archived)
# yup
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:34, archived)
# That film is a masterpiece.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:37, archived)
# i'm not sure this one is:
www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/
(but it's weird for sure)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:43, archived)
# Ah, how the academy overlooked that one I'll never know.
The scene where 'Jimmy' (played by Bill Cosby), fucks his own anus, is powerful, beautiful, and highly erotic.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:45, archived)
# review:
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:48, archived)
# I'm not reading that...is there cock, or not?
(Sounds like a gameshow)

YARRRRRRRRRR!
:D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:50, archived)
# the movie (in 3 parts):
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:51, archived)
# ...
Well, if it's on YouMoob, then OBVIOUSLY there's no hardcore gay fucking...YOU FUCKING COCK-TEASE!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:56, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:57, archived)
# Aint I stinker.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:03, archived)
# Dude.
Even the director disowned it.
Heh, I'm guessing on the strength of this and your comments about the wiki article further up the thread that you and I could while away a few heated hours :)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:50, archived)
# Ooooh,...my, my, my Sir....
(MEAT me in the gazebo...)
OoooOoh, Jeezzus Chriiis
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:52, archived)
# :)
I'm a lover, not a fighter. But I'd definitely chew your ear off on this subject :)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:55, archived)
# Oooh, my...oh my, oh my..
The ONLY thing YOU'LL be chewing deary, is a gummy-chew after we've been to St Swithuns...oh my, oh my..
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:57, archived)
# too bad jodorowsky never got to direct it.
that would have been a great film.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:53, archived)
# He, of 'The Holy Mountain'.....
Like the film wasn't mad enough...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:55, archived)
# he's brilliant. and quite mad.
lynch is silly and likes playing at being mad.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:58, archived)
# ...
You're a very confused young lady...hmm..

(Meat me in the gazebo..)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:02, archived)
# You're half-right I reckon.
I think Lynch is a lot like David Byrne. They're both unaffectedly eccentric. So, they probably consider themselves pretty normal, which kind of add to how odd their work is.
You must have seen eraserhead. Surely there's no way a fake could have made that, it's genuinely askew.
Edit: and Mulholland Drive.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:04, archived)
# 'cough'
Blue Velvet, Wild At Heart, Twin Peaks...And Lost Highway

And now, I go.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v025stqbGOc
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:11, archived)
# i have a higher opinion of david byrne.
i've seen eraserhead a few times - it is askew but also seems very self-conscious. on its own it stands up all right, but after seeing elephant man and blue velvet it falls apart a bit. i think lynch's themes are less personality disorder (as he likes to affect, or his fans like to pretend) and more "look how daring i am!" attention grabbery.

byrne seems more engaged, more genuinely interested in exploring and less worried about reactions. beyond 3 or 4 great albums, he's gone on to do so much that has been well out of the public eye, particularly the mass media public. i think his legacy will be much greater.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:11, archived)
# I saw David Byrne perform in a tiny venue in Princeton.
It was the best gig I ever saw, or ever hope to see. It was fucking transcendent.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:15, archived)
# i can imagine.
my one and only was talking heads in '79 or '80, i can't recall. it was one of the first shows of their tour and they played all these new songs....
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:33, archived)
# i've no idea, i'm not a sand freak.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:35, archived)
# only ever saw the film once.
when i was about 13. cos the film i wanted to see was full up (the last starfighter)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:38, archived)
# i only saw a bit of it.
i got welts from sting and turned it off.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:40, archived)
# If only you'd waited a few minutes longer.
HE TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:52, archived)
# no, you've got this all wrong!
i was stating my reasons for disliking the film. you're supposed to tell me something enticing, not repulsive.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:56, archived)
# HE PUTS IT ON AGAIN!!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:58, archived)
# much better.
i've been to spanish beaches, so seeing pasty white skinny english men is not a new experience.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:00, archived)
# Heh
at one time my dear I WAS a pasty white skinny english man :)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:07, archived)
# In my defense, Sting was still relevant when I saw it.
I give it a 7.5. The book is mostly an overrated spy novel, anyhow.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:24, archived)
# sting was relevant?
when did this happen?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:29, archived)
# It was actually a kind of building phenomenon after they'd stopped playing "Roxanne" live (but not forever, as we had hoped)
and went on until he spent his entire brain and all of his spinal fluid making "Dream of the Blue Turtles", which really did seem worth it, at the time.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:47, archived)
# the police! they're punk! they're reggae! they're new wave intellectuals!
no, they're art school rejects who wanted to be jazz musicians and failed at it, so they wrote some crappy pop songs.

this is fun.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:55, archived)
# Many miles away:
something logged off of b3ta,
went to bed and hoped for sleep.
IN A DARK
SCOTTISH LOCH!

Cheers.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 5:02, archived)
# Cya, turn off the phone, it'll only be Mother.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 5:03, archived)
# 'night!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 5:33, archived)
# Great music is not made by talent alone.
They made a good try at it. Some of
it is still 'kooky', but for the most
part its a pile of thin directionless turds.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 5:02, archived)
# talent compensates for some faults.
nothing can compensate for just being a money-grubbing git, though.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 5:34, archived)
# Your logic, as usual, is indisputable.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 5:36, archived)
# knitwear trumps logic.
every time.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 5:45, archived)
# *folds space*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:35, archived)
# *aaaaargh*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:36, archived)
# Guild Navigators...
...are all teh funney.

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# this shit really happened!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:25, archived)
# Fucking hell!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:26, archived)
# Yaaaaaarr!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:27, archived)
# hhahahahah
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:28, archived)
# Teehee
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:28, archived)
# Lil' tramp . . . magnet
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:34, archived)
# Again mit de magnets,..
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:36, archived)
# how in the world....


tsk! :P
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:31, archived)
# eh?
wha? who? waaa? waybo? smaygo? hoobar? boobar?

Twas int the newsletter.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:32, archived)
# I blame the fucking shitty magnets!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:27, archived)
# Again mit de magnets,..
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:29, archived)
# i only have sympathy for the dog.
the sluts should be put down.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:33, archived)
# i have sympathy for the devil.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:34, archived)
# but not for the rolling stones.
they're crap.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:36, archived)
# guns and roses version, preferably.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:42, archived)
# good grief, no.
they're even worse.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:43, archived)
# two good songs in their entire career
and both were covers of english rock bands.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:07, archived)
# Face shift
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:08, archived)
# Mother, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Oh, go on then.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:10, archived)
# jesus, imagine the nagging she could do.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:10, archived)
# Nice, um.....
Apple?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:12, archived)
# You know about apple polishers . . .
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:19, archived)
# Prince
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# that
makes me afraid
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)
# Me Prince . . . you . . . way wrong . . . >
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:21, archived)
# YaY!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:00, archived)
# IM SCARED.
GOOOD NIGHT.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:24, archived)
# why do he have the legs of a chicken?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)
# because he's prince
and he is sexy
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)
# It's traditional!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)
# BOU!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:03, archived)
# it's just the fishnet stockings that create the illusion
of fuller, thicker, meatier thighs

edit: also juicy, and succulent
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:32, archived)
# like ham wrapped in string?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:35, archived)
# exactly like ham
but everything in life is exactly like ham
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:36, archived)
# i think i must click 'I like this!'
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:37, archived)
# hmmmmmm
drumsticks
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:18, archived)
# i like this
Pwince chicken thighs, prolly free with this weeks Express
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley Bindun
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:10, archived)
# M62
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
# EH?
Is it wednesday yet? make it wednesday.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:24, archived)
# take your racism elseware fucktard
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:19, archived)
# well, he needs...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:20, archived)
# also gets me everytime...i love it!
see link click it
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:23, archived)
# gotta find something better.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:30, archived)
# Oh yeah, bindun hundreds of times.
Because everyone else here has shit for brains, too.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:47, archived)
# Seams! and TOAP! With this crap monsewer I am really spoiling you


(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:48, archived)
# "you shouldnt have used me to cut yourself then moron"
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)
# i've got some fake wrist-slit prosthetics somewhere,
but i couldn't find them.

so i took the easy way.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)
# I'm glad you remembered that it's not across the hall
but..oh bugger it's too late to remember emo rhymes.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)
# best method is actually across
with a chainsaw.


but only if your hand is possessed, obviously.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)
# If your hand was possessed I think it would miss the wrist altogether
and just go straight for the jugular.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# other hand, obviously.

but i don't have time to explain the plot of Evil Dead II, by DVD player seems to have decided to jam on repeating the penultimate chapter of Die Hard II, and i need to take a hammer to it.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Evil dead...
*memories of trees raping girls stranded in forests on their own watched from the comfort of a totally wankered stupor*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)
# and then they threw you out of the cinema.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:31, archived)
# How did you know?!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:15, archived)
# i got removed from a showing of "Phantom Menace" for being drunk.
they only noticed when i fell asleep and started snoring.

I thought i was giving an accurate review of the film.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:32, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)
# guess what thats for....
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# IDK MY BFF?
[/;-D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)
# eh?
no... the book you silly monkey.

a better version, probably done when i'm not pissed, doped up and covered with blood.

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)
# Yes, I figured so, just meme'o'the'month'ing.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)
# ah
*not my blood. saw some fucker with an iphone passing my window :)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# you did all that damage with the blunt end?
kudos.....

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# nit-picky as ever.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)
# I think you will find the word is
Pedantic.

:-)

and thank you, i do try.

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)
# shh!
you nearly typed his name. beware the summoning.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# oh he's not awake this time of night
at least not unless he lurks in case of the summoning....
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)
# i don't think he'll be sleeping for a few months
not with a new sprog.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:06, archived)
# arf.
that's a very cheap Stanley knife. When you lot finally drive me to slit my wrists I'll have the decency to do it with a proper Stanley, heavy duty Titan ;)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# for delicate work, i recommend the Stanley Craft Knives.
but a sharpened chisel can do wonders too, as my sister found out when she annoyed me once when I was 10.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)
# I just sketched a vector!



arf...


seriously though, that akvis sketch filter is fucking brilliant, and far better than the one built into potato shoppe

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# Dave?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# 1.21 JIGAWATTS!
/ac, surprisingly
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)
# yay!
thats ace!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)
# yes. I have had it a while.
I've got all the akvis plugins.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:54, archived)
# I have that one
Decorator, Light shop and noise buster. in both CS3 and CS2 (I kept my CS2 running as some filters I have dont seem to work in CS3)

two photoshops.... i'm mad me.

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# I've totally removed
CS3 for now. Photoshop plays up something chronic ( well it did, got a new PC now ) with both the interface and the plugins. Illustrator worked fine so it looks like I paid £730 just to upgrade illustrator.

I have, on another PC in the house Tattyshop 7, CS2, CS3, Paintshop pro 9,X and X1, Corel Painter 9 and X. macromedia studio 8 and CS3,I am a bit of a hoarder and can't seem to uninstall anything. I'll always keep PS CS2, it's like my right hand now.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:06, archived)
# bit like me and my VST and music programs.
I uninstall nothing, as a result I had to switch from "across the screen" program listings to scrolling. as they went off teh screen on a 1400x900 widescreen :-)

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:16, archived)
# Cakewalk 8.01 FTW
Must be about 10 years old now but I LOVE it and will never give it up.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:26, archived)
# Ah the good old days.
I'm Reason 3.0, Acid Pro 6 and soundforge these days. I can remember the days when I thought Octamed Pro was the best thing ever invented. Your average PC could not do more than 4 colours let alone 24 sound voices back then.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:41, archived)
# oh that nice.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)
# My 1st attempt at a vector


originally for cr3
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Better than the real thing!
lets blend it :D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)
# I want to blend that guy
that blends things.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:23, archived)
# AIDS
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:23, archived)
# will HE blend?
"we're gonna need a bigger blender!"
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# WILLITBLENDDOTCOM
FTW
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:25, archived)
# Let me punch him in the face before he goes in the blender
Please?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:28, archived)
# this your latest thing is it?
be a fucking dyslexia clone?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:38, archived)
# stop it Zoot!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# Stop what?
You are being very odd today. Your not Horrible are you?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# odd today?
I've not posted that much....

I am Horrible and I can prove it by getting my knob out at you.

Failing that, we can talk about jewishness.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# fuck that. I'm not being probed and converted
into any religious nonsense. It's just odd. I know you have been around but you have hardly posted. Can't shut you up normally.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# you'll find me over there >>>
more these days.
Or at bashes.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# I might start popping into talk again
soon as I have the PC back up to spec. it's just update after update at the moment.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# I got fed up with being part of the furniture here
it's quite refreshing to be a bit of an outsider, even if I do know a shedload of the people on there too.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:48, archived)
# I know lots of people who speak like that.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)
# if the interface was really that cool i'd buy one
sadly it is not the case.

so i'll just have to content myself with punching the living shit out of the first person i see with one.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:20, archived)
# oh hi there....
i'm still working on the book... nearly done though.

mainly got to chase up the cover art and fix the index properly.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:22, archived)
# Good show.
And 'llo!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:26, archived)
# my cartoonist vanished into a bottle though
haven't seen him sober for 3 months.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:32, archived)
# All too often the case with artsies.
Having had the "luck" to herd them,
among keyboard apes, I know too well.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# I know what you mean.
I've been a drunk for fifteen years now. But I can paint a good fucking picture.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# 15???
that's the same as me and I'm half your age, old man!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Yeah well I've got better.
before that I was an alcoholic. And at 20 you are definitely not Mr Horrible.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# I was suggesting... oh fuck it
tutorial, Zooty baby?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# nah. never got around to it
and besides, I've moved on to Corel Painter now.

I suppose I can do another one this week. I've got a new PC and am starting from scratch so plenty of files missing ( fucking world of warcraft has still not finished patching itself and I re-installed it this afternoon. )
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)
# I was making reference to yor work of art featuring me
just in case you still thought it wasn't me.

The sig was amde by another b3tard I was visiting recently, and she was right, I shouldn't leave myself logged in.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# *clicks icon to look at the cake picture again*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# flatbeat

coming next: Mr Oizo, the vector

edit: dance along puppet lovers: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQXiew-DQH4
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)
# I know how he feels!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HE HAS MY JOB! *CLICKED*!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)
# this response needs more pygmy pony
:)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)
# *MAKES TINY HORSE NOISE*
you know how they do it!
:)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Indian Call Centres...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
BUT.....

HOW DO YOU KNOW ITS NOT A NICARAGUAN PUPPET?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:04, archived)
# FUCK
flahsbacks to Club Colloseum(spelt just as incorrectly) 98/99 ahoy!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)
#
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:28, archived)
# Last one tonight
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:42, archived)
# Woooo!
Thats ace! :D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Fankoo Mr Ewan
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)
# That is so . . . very Hawkwindish . . .
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:55, archived)
# hehehe
it looks like hes falling
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:16, archived)
# Great album and
one of the best covers ever.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)
# you are definitely getting better!

i am getting worse.


flash anim attempt #4
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:04, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:05, archived)
# IS HE ON
A PYGMY PONY - IT LOOKS RATHER SMALL IS WHY I ASK!
WOO FOR HAWKWIND!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:06, archived)
# LITTLE GOAT
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)
# HEIGHT DEFICIENT HORSE!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# HORSE WITH AIDS SO IT TURNED INTO PONYS
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:21, archived)
# HAWKWIND
needs more WHITE NOISE
and phasing left to right
oh and possibly a silver machine or two as well....
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:17, archived)
# I GOT A WASHING MASHIJNE
I GOT A WASHING MACHIHJE

IT GOES SILVER WASHING MADSHCINE

SILVLEERR
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:20, archived)
# Sax thru a wah-wah pedal.
They also were the first to put
hidden spectrographic images into
their songs.
edit ie:Some of that noise is not.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# oh ! oh! AND
some bloke called Moorcock to rant on about them for ever and ever and ever and ever.........
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:20, archived)
# if it stops him writing more bloody Elric books, then this is a good think.
Cornelius one weren't bad though. And the Corum ones were ok.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# OMG
I was still in my teens when I read that stuff. And the memory lingers on. and on. and on...
Yeah, Jerry Cornelius... I thought I'd forgotten all that. There was a movie as I recall; total claptrap. No idea what it was called though.

edit: The Final Programme, 1973. Total Bollocks.
If you find a torrent or a download, just DON'T ok. It's crap by anyone's standards. Even mine. When drunk. It's REALLY that bad.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# ME ON MY RANCH IN MONTANA

I AM A MENTAL TOSS FLYCOON!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:26, archived)
# WOO
Goats and floss LOLOLOL
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)
# ITS A PYGMY PONY!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Little horse?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)
# NO I NEED TO CLEAR MY THROAT!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:35, archived)
# LITTLE GOAT?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:35, archived)
# little richard?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:46, archived)
# Is he a little goat?!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:46, archived)
# he liked kids
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)
# LOL kids are evul.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)
# PYGMY PONIES
LIKE DIAMONDS......ARE FOREVER!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Yes.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)
# they are also a girl's best friend

according to some interweb sites i've seen
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)
# I NEED CIGARETTE'S
(AND A PINK DONATION TO THE DRAGON IN YOUR DREAMS!)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:16, archived)
# i dream of this
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)
# YOU SIR
IN THE NICEST POSSBILE WAYS ARE A SIKK MOTHERFUCKER AND I AINT CLICKING THAT (AGAIN!)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:32, archived)
# Waxing and waning.
Like a tycoon.

Yay.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:32, archived)
# I like you, you're insane.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:36, archived)
# Hehehe....
Is the calve singing "Moooooooo ving to Montana soon"

*edits* I knew I'd look stupid if it wasn't a cow ....and it isn't..!!!...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:37, archived)
# I MIGHT BE MOVING TO MONTANA SOON!
/WAXING IT DOWN BLOG!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:52, archived)
# reminds me
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:38, archived)
# YOU BASTARD!
IT WAS PURPLE ASWELL!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:43, archived)
# loosen your grip then
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)
# HAHAHA
I CHECKED THIS TIME! HA.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:47, archived)
# YOU LOVE HORSES
I LOVE PYGMY PONIES!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Two of your grearest ceiling fans . . . would love a mental toss!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:47, archived)
# I got my tweezers!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)
# ZIRCON ENCRUSTED
I TRUST!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Of course.
*mighty grands*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)
# wow. an animation, in under 35k


pity its a shit one.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)
# lee van cleef meets sid james
carry on bad

*clicks*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:25, archived)
# anwar sadat is the love child of sid james and lee van cleef
they had an affair on the set of carry on cowboy
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)
# that needs adding wikipedia
NOW!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:30, archived)
# Long . . . pipe . . . WOO!


(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:30, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Gordons Alive!


cfb
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)
# that is the best thing i've seen on the board all day. really.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)
# then you never saw my son.
:(
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:18, archived)
# probably didn't.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)
# aye, thas the one.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)
# not bad
i hope you're not trying to get me to say "oh very nice", in a kind of Chris Morris/Simon Pegg kind of way.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)
# You are a NONCESENSE!
;)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)
# does he smell of hammers?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:31, archived)
# repost him?
I didnt see either

oh! its up there ^
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Thanks
spent way to long on it!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)
# HAWK MEN! ATTTAAAAAAACK
woo
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Blessed is a national treasure
One of the disciples (dunno which one) said "Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the earth". 'fuck where they talking about? - BB is harder than Chuck Norris!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:20, archived)
# jesus said that
KOWABUNGA

WHO WANTS TO EAT PIZZA FOREVER?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:22, archived)
# ME!
i would like pizza.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:23, archived)
# then you, sir, must be a turtle
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Duuude!
I HAS PIZZA
*goes to tell splinter*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)
# I initially misread that as Sphincter!
* goze 2 bed
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:42, archived)
# i misread that as splinter.
*goose to bed.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Thanks for the clairification
one of the disciples wrote it though - fuck knows what JC actually said - probably something about the T-rex he had as a pet :-)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:24, archived)
# raphael
i think
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:25, archived)
# That's really nice.
Well done. Oh and as a former owner of constrictors can I say it's no contest. Python all the time.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Meanwhile, a million miles from Iceland....
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)
# finally
a new thread =)
... i don't get it but i'm glad it's there.

going to bed
night
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# I dont get it?
lolololol
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)
# I feel that this is not your best work.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:14, archived)
# I agree.
But thanks for your extremely diplomatic critique!!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Topical
;)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)
# if only...
she still looked like that.

Sadly, too much Iceland food has spoilt her look, and she could never sing.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:21, archived)
# THIS SAID BLACK ON WHITE WITH YOU WATCHING.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
#


when I said the next would would be better, that was a lie. sorry.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# My thoughts exactly...
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# You have broken the internets
Please pay 8 pounds fine and administration fees
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# if this was tuesday
we'd all be dead... you are a bad man dr dyslexia!

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:32, archived)
# FISH HOLDER
WHERE MAY I PURCHASE THIS SEXY FUN ITEM? HMM?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# someone's patented it
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:46, archived)
# hahahah
good lord.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:48, archived)
# slidably
is that a word?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:34, archived)
# THAT'S ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BRILLIANT!
Woo!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# So it wasn't you I saw on goatse.cx?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)
# since she clearly doesn't have the dangly bits
I'd say no.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)
# I'M A FUCKING BOY!
AND NOT THE GOATSE MAN!!!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)
# good lord
so you are! I thought that was clunge!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)
# *grumbles about username*
In fact, if it makes me seem feminine, I'm changing it. For good. Right now.
edit: DONE.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)
# I think you should be called SharkF*cker
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:46, archived)
# that would be
quite an achievement to mate with a shark
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Yes
But I prefer birds.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:48, archived)
# No. No. No.
You should have gone for "sasmung".

Samsung is actually quite good if you must. :)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)
# I'll hold a poll
The votes have been counted, and the winner is:
PSYCHADELIC WARLORD
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Samsmong?
slightly differently spelled electronics firms as usernames is frankly ridiculous and will never catch on. Don't encourage him.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Can I just say that
Using Capitals, for anything on the internet is the height of rudeness and really, really fucking irritating. And it's been done, by more irritating cunts than you could ever aspire to be.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)
# As ever, fucking brilliant.
I wish I was Jimmy Cromwell.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:27, archived)
# I don't believe it.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)
# how fucking close to ignore?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Oh he's just having a laugh
Leave him alone
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)
# or is he a she?
in he/r profile pic of a woman?
Yeh, and leave him/her alone!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)
# That's confusing
Hmm...He/she/it
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:36, archived)
# i'll believe it's a woman when i see
a picture of her with I AM DYSLEXIA, LOL written on her forehead in permanent marker.

(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:39, archived)
# ill do it when i get my camera back.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)
# i shall await the results.
it has to be permanent marker though!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)
# And no shopping
Then again, if you're a woman, that'll be impossible.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)
# your profile says you're "JACOB DYERS"
edit: what's your YTMND user ID?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)
# It also said "DILDO SANCHEZ"
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:09, archived)
# should know better by now.
fucking big images: link them.

(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Well either that
or be DOCTOR DYSLEXIA and don't...
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:36, archived)
# i do like the fish holder idea though.
and the poll is back!

is DOCTOR DYSLEXIA


(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
# I'm backing DOCTOR DYSLEXIA up
the whole way.

COMEDY GENIUS!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:48, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Woo!
DYSLEXIA all the way!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
WITH SPEECH IMPEDIMENTS AS REQUIRED!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)
# THIS POLL HAS BEEN RIGGED.
I DEMAND A RECOUNT.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)
# I'd vote for you as much as I could
Which is only once. And I did that.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Me too..
but i clicked 4 times just incase..
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# We're too kind
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Error
You appear to have voted on this poll already.

:(
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)
# the Doctor is a cunt
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
# now now.
we're not talking about Sylvester McCoy!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)
# I bet he is too
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Who?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)
# 7th doctor in Doctor Who
an iritating scottish arsewipe.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Sylvester McSpreader
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)
# He's a cat
wot eats ridgey crisps.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# you really can't expect
kudos for stating the bleeding obvious.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)
# Did I make that car?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Did you make all cars?
Davew27! inventer of the car!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:39, archived)
# probably
do you masquerade as a yellow one armed robot when you're not drawing cars?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)
# It's German,
The Dr. says it's Russian. Unless I'm missing something.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)
# it's the doctor
it has four wheels, that's enough :P
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
DOC YOU ARE KING
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)
# YOU FUCKIN RULE!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)
# 294.32KB?
You're touching some serious ham there.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)
# The fact you care about such things as file sizes
shows you to be FUCKING KNOBEND GAYHAM.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:14, archived)
# that a well reasoned argument.
cockwart.

edit, and oh, fuck off back to talk.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:18, archived)
# zomg
this is very likely
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Nineteen hundred and ninety seven woos.
All accounted for. LOL
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:12, archived)
# That was an adventure.
Thank you.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:42, archived)
# THIS IS AWESOME
 
I ESPECIALLY LIKE THE PICTURE OF A CAT
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:04, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha these are amazing
anyone that says otherwise is a gimp
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# G'Nite B3ta
and fuck you all! :-p
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# fuck you too!
xxx
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:36, archived)
# I stole your username a year ago
I shouldn't have given it back
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:36, archived)
# i can use other usernames.
i had your user name, too.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Well done
Everyone has had my username
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)
# *yawns*
Im off to bed peeps
Hope you all sleep well


first second
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:13, archived)
# gah
i won't sleep well now..
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# DONT GO TO BED!!!!!!!
behiiind you!!!!! :D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# NO!
check your (brain you freak) WARDROBE!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)
# That's a different knife.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Tee hee
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)

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