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# Now over to our reporter Shirley Bindun
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)
# mud bath!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:15, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Hmmm
God-Pubes.

I'd never thought of that before.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)
# ^^I would suggest ^^
that this is a good thing, no?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
# are you chutney off-of HOP
spinny chutney?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Sorry I know not of this thing you call HOP.
But I am sure it would be nice if I ever met it.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# I shall assume
you are not our chutney then.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Soz mate. I'm afraid I'm not.
But am secretly intrigued now as to what HOP is
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Or divine back hair either!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
# HA!
I actually had three people at work yesterday tell me they think Global warming is bunk...

I was aghast. But then, they ARE Americans...

W/Y/H/P by the way.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Global warming..


I know.. I know..
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)
# oh pishaw you
SO, I've been offered many a job in the towns of Londonium... should I move from the wretched land of 'Merica?

Just the thought of PUB is driving me madsicles...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:21, archived)
# take scuba gear
and hello
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# GARY, INDIANA!
GARY, INDIANA
GARY, INDIANA
GARY, INDIANA
GARY, INDIANA!!!

Howzit? I'm lancing with freeness at Colby today.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# The weather's a bit shit, but hell
i'm sure there must be some of you guys not in denial regarding human activity having some effect on our planet
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Yeah, but
no one believes him...

MANBEARPIG! You guys, I'm totally cereal...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# is that because his 4x4 is only a v6?
:D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# that would be fabulous
to see him driving in some gas guzzler...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# we are making it a better place to live in
for once

I'm with you, but I don't see the point in discussing science on internet forums.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# I usually answer that America is bunk
it confuses them
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
# yeah it does.
Harlots of the civilized world that they are...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Hahaha.
That is really funny, because all americans are idiots.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# you twat
:P
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Global warming is far from bunk
as it's a perfectly normal process. The fact that man produces only 1% of carbon emissions on the planet and in no way affects warming is not bunk. It is scientific fact that throughout all recorded core samples the proof is that the rise in greenhouse gases FOLLOWS a rise in earth temperature and is therefore a symptom of warming and not the cause.
It's a natural phenomenon. The world is getting warmer and we can't do a thing about it in the same way we could not 70K years ago when it killed all but 50k human ancestors on the planet.
Get over it Al Gore.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)
# *agrees with completely*
Did you see that programme on the telebox about it too?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)
# [ref]
?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# somewhere in here probably
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# surely someone confusing
CO2 with CO2 is the right person to review all the literature.

I'm not being an ass, it just shows that the author is not fully acquainted with the issue he's dealing with.

See:

What do the global warming crowd believe?
They think that the man's output of CO2 is causing the climate to grow warmer due to a so called "green-house" effect. (The glass in a green-house prevents convection -- obviously CO2 does not limit convection and its slight effect on global temperature is a quite different phenomena.)


You have to admit he's totally off. Greenhouse gases (esp CO2 and CH4)are believed to be responsible because they have a high IR absoption, not because of preventing convection.

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# I have no idea.
I never read it.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# That's not what he is saying.
What he is saying, and what the data shows is that our ACTIVITY is speeding up the processes.

Whereas before in the geological record it took eons, it is now taking decades. Slow it down, is all he is saying.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# But he's an idiot.
We are simply living in a time when it is happening again. We are on the cusp, we could not change it if we stopped burning carbon tomorrow.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# I couldn't honestly care less
I'm all for taking a boat to work. Out here though, where there's a million plus cars and it hasn't really RAINED in years because of all the particulate matter in the air, every car OFF the road helps.

I'm totally cereal.. our sky is BROWN.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Oh yeah. I'm all for reduction in pollution
I lived in Athens, it was worse than LA in the 80's. I just don't like the fact that its the political trend to spout "carbon footprint" at every opportunity in a vain attempt to imply that it has absolutely anything to do with anything.

Can I mention that the current vehicles in my household have a cubic capacity total of nearly 14 litres? Fuck carbon footprints ;)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)
# The bunk side of the global warming argument is man's involvement actualy doing anything.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] erm... bindun?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)
# haha
her chuff flies are escaping master.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)
# I will never see a ladys arsehole
in quite the same way again
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
# well...
they have to go somewhere, do they not?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
# I was trying to get my erection down,
YOU'RE NOT HELPING
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Anne Widdecombe.
There you go.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Martha Stewart and Al Franken
doing it on a leather sofa...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:12, archived)
# they'd blend in
leathery old people sex...

*Wanks*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Fucking hell.
My cock is now hanging in tatters like a burst balloon

Thank you

THANK YOU VERY MUCH
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Glad to be of service.
Though I just watched 28 weeks later and I want Imogen Poots to do things to my boy regions.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:15, archived)
# when you do something to her poots regions?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# I'd love to have the opportunity.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Woo
Haven't seen you around in a while! Probably because I haven't been around in while..

My artwork got published in National Geographic! :D

Latest issue!!! Woo me!

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:15, archived)
# animals with people hands freak me out
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)
# You bastard!
LOVE IT!

Yeah, it's been months for me as well. On the upside, I have successfully completed my first college semester (summer)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Yay for you Scoop!
I'm going to the pub now with a copy of the magazine to show every one and get incredibly drunk :D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# YOU BASTARD!
well, have one for me, and tell all I miss them. Especially any female with nice norks...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# woo to you indeed!
I'll be interested in reading how come you have a babay lori on your finger!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)
# he's a zoooooooooologist type person
at London zoo.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] pea
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)
# surely

this is more like it?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Right I'm off for a drink & I suggest everyone else does too.

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)
# PEAROAST ALERT
It's still good though.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)
# I'm glad there is something else to look at now; the board is a bit mental tonight.
I'm off to tesco to get something for dinner - anyone want me to get them something while I'm there?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)
# chocolate and red wine please
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# OH
You'll have to help me there - i never drink red. Is there a particular one you like?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Something along the shiraz lines
nothing horribly cheap but dont go too overboard. I smoke too much to worry about my tastebuds :)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:12, archived)
# alright cool, I'm off now. Shiraz it is.
Hopefully when i get back the board will have realised that its not actually tuesday.

You know where i live right? Come round and get the wine whenever.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:15, archived)
# Ace, i'll be there at 9ish
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# cabernet sauvignon FTW
('cos it's cheap in Netto)

/works for Virgin blog
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# this, but in larger quantities
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Lots of chocolaste and lots of red wine?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)
# as much as he can carry
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:21, archived)
# i REALLY like this
/click
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# You're shit.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:48, archived)
# why is
he shit?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Why?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# He's got a bit to catch up yet
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# ...
yeah, I know... I wish I was as CRAYZEEEE as you (he wears a velcro hat! AND A BALL IS STUCK TO IT!) mentally ill I reckon
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Not mentally ill
Just a cock.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Just a troll
trolling his shit and getting an erection thinking about how he will tell all his /talk 'mates' about his fine japery on /board.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# I think you're mistaken.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Just goes to prove our point, really.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# What point? You don't have one.
www.b3ta.com/board/7433191

He's a cock, and you appear to have jumped on the "let's attack anyone with more /talk posts than /board" bandwagon. Silly.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Not at all. I don't jump bandwagons - I've developed my own way of thinking.
I only realised you were a mostly talkboarder after someone mentioned it. You appear to be spouting bollocks and are being rude and a bully for no apparent good reason.

I admire your stance on piracy though. Not many people like you can claim to own no pirated software whatsoever.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# I'm not spouting any bollocks.
The guy is a shitty nonsense.

Also - you're taking the internet too seriously, again.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# We just don't like uppity upstarts
coming over here with their uppity ways and thinking that they can do our interweb bullying for us. We are quite capable of that ourselves thank you. ;)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# I think you couldn't have put that any more perfectly.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Too seriously?
www.b3ta.com/board/7433162

What does the fact that you are being rude and a bully have to do with the internets?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)
# BULLYING ON THE INTERNET
It's a serious business.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)
# A girl got stabbed by another girl from my school because of the internet
it was about a boy.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:12, archived)
# This means I am a murderer!
Quick attack me!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)
# No she's still alive, stabbed in the lower thorax
And the otehr girl is probably going to juvey.
The stupid thing is, is the boy gonna go out with that crazy bitch now?
No. Didn't think so.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)
# What a BASTARD!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Dont worry
I'm sure she'll shank him too if he doesn't comply to her demands.
COMPLY! COMPLY! COMPLY!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)
# I don't own any illegally downloaded mp3's
*waits to be commended*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# *comments*
hard
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# I don't have any,
I've fucking brilliant

It does help that I review a lot of digital art equipment as a freelance sideline and therefore get sent a fair bit.

if you think proactively you'll find most things are accessible legally.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Well I know all about YOU Mr. T :P
But you're spesh
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Stands proudly in front of the mirror
in a "Dixon thinks I'm Spesh" T-Shirt

and just a pair of socks
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# People who can pay do pay
and as long as there are enough of us supporting developers by paying for software, upgrades and support packages, I have no issues with spotty students and dolites stealing software. It's not a lost sale if the person will never have the cash to buy.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# I do when they are making £50 here and there and depriving honest people like you and me a wage
making icons for people and other stuff like that.
Anyone posting more than a scribble on here should really have paid for the software. And if they can't afford it just use freeware. Paint.net is near enough to Photoshop for free. If you can only spare a few quid get Paint Shop Pro X for £20. Then use that to design web stuff, put the pennies you make off that away and buy Photoshop. It's not complicated! You just need to put some effort in. :)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Paint.NET is awesome.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Oh I agree that using pairated software
for commercial purposes is abhorrent and would gain anyone a punch in face were they present. I live by the old rule that if you are good enough to be paid for a job you are good enough to buy your own tools.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# I'm never mistaken.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:57, archived)
# How old did you think I was?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
# 12
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# AHA, you were mistaken :)
*runs off in glee*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
# I'm never mistaken
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Mr Panasonic,
something weird's happening to me...y'know... downstairs it's worrying me :(

SHIT I am 12 :(
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# I rest my case.
Now, stop shagging rancid goats and that swelling will soon go down. Just massage the area with a small boy in a school playground twice a day.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)
#
hhaaaaa!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:57, archived)
# hello, tosspot
fuck off back to /talk
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)
# lol too right
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Shut up n00b
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Shut up cunt
how is he a n000b when he has posted on the board more than you?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# WOW
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# and, indeed has an account which is way older than yours
but is hardly used?

see, i've now wasted my 11th post on you.

i think 11 posts in nearly 5 1/2 years sums up "if you can't say something nice, shiut the fuck up you arsehole"
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# you really should have saved that for something
less trivial.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# i'm saving #13 on that account for "speshul"
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
# pfft, such hatred
Shut up n00b is not a serious reply.

I called him shit for a valid reason.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# "if you can't say something nice, shiut the fuck up you arsehole"
^this
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
# I hope you see the irony in what you just said.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)
# don't give if you can't take
i can take it, arsehole
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# I can take!
Give me more!

I was worried that some of you might have heart failure. They seem to be a rather angry bunch.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:15, archived)
# lesson #57
don't quote a dyslexic.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# u is next to i, easy typing mistake
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)
# lesson #58
don't type when slightly pished.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# I notice Dekion Plexis
is still posting his shit after his banning.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# He has been for ages - and what shit?
He's no worse than Dr Dyslexia or Baldmonkey.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Baldmonkey is not so bad.
dyslexia is a waste of good fucking breath and the fact that MrRee continually posts other people's pictures passed through a couple of filters and thinks its a talent gets my goat.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# I don't see how this is relevant
You're meant to be abusing me remember?

I called an annoying user "shit" - you must gang up and berate me!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# I don't abuse anyone.
I just engage them in discourse and let natural ability take care of the rest.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# You're clearly not in the cool club
you failed to abuse me there. FAIL.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Dear Sir
I wish to subscribe to your Newsletter :D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Mr. Trouser.
1) Nobody is worse than The DOC or Baldmonkey, not even me.
2) the day i get upset over being called a n00b is the day i cut myself over being called a lamer
3) i wasted my #11 post for nothing
4) you are a goat-fellating donkey-toucher, with no more right to use the internet that an Alaskan magnet-sniffer with boils.

I hope I make myself clear.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# I haven't really read what you said there
but thanks for your input. You appear to have some anger issues.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:12, archived)
# ah fuck
i missed the smiley off the end.

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)
# I didn't read it though, so don't worry!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
# nah worries then.
do you know an Alaskan maget-sniffers?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# nah worries then.
do you know an Alaskan magnet-sniffers?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# I see the words, and I can read them
but I do not see the meaning.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# you might find help here
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:54, archived)
# oooh you sneaky sneak sneak!
:D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:54, archived)
# muhahahahah
:)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# hahahah
i nearly clicked on my own domain.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:57, archived)
# ooooh is that yours
i remembered it from last night :D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
# aye
got a few domains i ended up using but still have to pay for.

what should i do?

oh yes, annoy b3tards with them!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)
# No need for that.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# There is
he's been asking where he can get pirate copies of Flash, for example.

He's shit.

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:57, archived)
# and i'm sure everyone here paid
FULL PRICE for all their software ;)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# I still get to call him shit.
The angry teenagers above got the wrong end of the stick, as usual :-)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Not at all.
I got discount from adobe as I owned more than two full priced registered products. Therefore I ONLY paid £724.79 for CS3 design premium. I think it's a bargain and am not at all upset that if I lived in America I could have paid half the price.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Less than that :)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# the robbing bastards
:D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:21, archived)
# He posted an image.
I reckon he probably made it himself. That's what we do on /board.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# That wasn't the entire reason for the "You're shit".
If you'd been paying attention instead of jumping in, you'd know that.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
# your'e shit
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Is that like email.?
Only more difficult to send without a waxed box.?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
# your all gay
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# You're Champagne
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Seriously, is there any need for this sort of blatant rasicsm?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Only two things in this world are certain...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:45, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)
# winnerful
I gets that I does
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)
# *glees*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)
# exceptional! much woo click action on my part!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# TALENT
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Proper
Good
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# I don't get it!
:-)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# There's only two certainties in life.
Death and not going south of the river after 10pm.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# I bet when he gets to work he worries about people thinking he's pissed himself too
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:48, archived)
# *Applauds and clicks*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:48, archived)
# that is fucking awesome...
woo yay and hooplah!
*click*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# wonderful stuff sir
very nice.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Superb
as usual :)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# *folds*
Awesome!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Honestly Nobby.
You are bloody amazing!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Utterly lovely.
I hope you have a large supply of Bic pens.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:36, archived)
# ha ha,
busted for linking to an image from your own site :))

(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:06, archived)
# you bloody image leech you!
(super woo to the pic though!)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Apparently
The rain is Gods moral Judgment , according to the bishop Of Carlisle
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:42, archived)
# The bishop of Carlisle can eat my sweaty balloon knot
woo to pic :P
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:45, archived)
# god's judgement
yeah.. it's always gods fucking "JUDGEMENT"

except it isn't

what a mong
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:48, archived)
# which God?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# God of Window lickers
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Cheap as chips...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Delete the thread!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Does it tile
and this has agressive meme potential

:D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:39, archived)
# hahaha, no heavy petting
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:44, archived)
# !!!!!
THAT IS SO WRONG....
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Oh dear.
Failed.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Not this board too
GO AWAY and steal flash somewhere else
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# NEXT HE'LL BE STEALING YOUR NAME LOLOLO
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:39, archived)
# I have not stolen anyones name except Doctor Dyslexia's
And that was a year ago
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:40, archived)
# i'll believe you cus you have a nice face
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Rubbish
You'll believe me because it's true
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Yeh, better this
Cos you're as ugly as fuck.

x
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Exactly
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)
# ;P
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Oh really?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)
# I haven't stolen anyone's name
As far as I know, there wasn't a b3tan called Yoda. who posted very little on /talk, and who isn't going to post under that name again
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# * Ignores
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:44, archived)
# EPIC FAIL
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:44, archived)
# While I am here...
YOU LOVE IT.!!!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Still wrong


Hope its the ok size now
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)
# for fucks sake
I'm going to start "cappin" people
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)
# huh
its less than 400kb?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:25, archived)
# The filesize is great now
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)
# More importantly, it's less than 250kb
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Yeah!
Fuggin' noobs!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:28, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
# use teh edit button !!!
it's too late now

but the nazi's might not notice

:D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)
# oops
yeah i did but no worky for image
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Here you go
www.b3ta.com/board/7433032

Its not exactly far down the fucking board
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:25, archived)
# you use science of image editing
for edit image
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# she even swallows
\0/
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Thread deleter
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:24, archived)
# ...
try messing with her eye so she can't be tracked down
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:35, archived)
# just sick
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# A little satire for you..
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# pfft.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# :)
*likes*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)
# eh?
where's Stan Collymore?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# this was in my head, and now it's disturbing me slightly
I had chinese tonight, was ok
not in a new thread as I haven't actually added much

edit: the other reason that it's in this thread is that I expected the one above it to be deleted....
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)
# waaaaaah!!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)
# disembodied talking heads WATCHING YOU
:D

that's the way it's done
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Well now
that's fucking scary :)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)
# it was fucking scary to start with
now it's chasing me down the street demanding to be fed building materials

:D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:33, archived)
# They carry him round all the time...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# aaaaargh!
just
aaaargh!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# aaaargh!
mini phil collins!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Holy living fuck.
That's tonights nightmare sorted.

Woo!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)
# EGADS!!!
thass a scary, that
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# The one on the left looks like my neighbour.
That's post-liquify...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's try that again


fixed.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# You fucker...
i was typing a reply so that you didnt look a mong by deleting your post ;)

Edit: for next time...

Go to post a new message, upload a new image, copy the link but dont post it. Edit your original post and paste in the new link over the old one.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Sorry
All monged up over here.

That list of instructions confuzzles my poor little brain.


(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Do everything you just did to make a new post with the new image, except dont hit "post this message".

Copy the image link it generates, and paste that into your original message (using the edit button)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# aaaaaah...
Okay. Next time I fuck up I will do that.

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)
# if you hadn't deleted it
my 'i like this' click would've stood. but i'm not doing it again...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)
# McCann's go into the food biz...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Hull.
Now.

Swim.

:-P
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Talking of which....
"Tens of thousands of people are without electricity or water as Britain suffers its worst flooding in modern history."

news.sky.com/skynews/home

I think they have plenty of water...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:24, archived)
# flogging a dead horse
yeah, I know the way to hull

*inflates the dingy dinghy*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)
# They will so do that,,,,
Or worse...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:49, archived)
#

I updated the mofaha rss feed yesterday if anyone's interested :)

Also: if you're changing from cs2 to cs3, my advice is to NOT uninstall cs2's ImageReady if you frequently make animations. You'll definitely miss it.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Oooh.
Pretty.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)
# lol fally!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Indeed
or floaty, if you reverse it :)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)
# you know,
there are likely more than 1 persons who are tempted to see if this tiles vertically and might get carried away with the [CTRL]+[V] ...I know I will not do it.

WOO too!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Then for the record...
it tiles vertically reasonably well, but not perfectly.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Does it tile™?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)
# With new Tile-It Pro
you need never ask that question again.
Tile-It Pro™. For when tiling matters.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# weird but great :)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)
# :)
I made this to try out the new Flash, and Photoshop's new animation stuff.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# falling girls FTW!
the anim side of CS3 will grow on you - i love it now but do miss the ability to suck a gif straight into imageready
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# Indeed
that's one of the things that's really upset me. I often pull gifs in and edit them, and that's basically over, which is a huge issue for me. Their advice on their forums to "Use Fireworks" is a long way short of helpful... basically they've removed a very small but essential part of PS's functionality and replaced it with the 'option' to buy a tacky piece of bloatware to replace it. That's not the kind of thing I expect from Adobe, and I hope it's not indicative of a new direction for them.
Also, the fact that there's no longer a dedicated "Save Optimized" option means that every time a minor frame timing change is made, the "Save for web" dialogue has to be reopened, even though timing changes make no difference to file sizes and therefore do not require reoptimization. It's a small thing, but in the course of a complex animation it starts to really grate and add time.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)
# it has a a number of little buggy things
and yes i hear you! Its redeeming feature is the load time - Blows me away each and every time
i have 7 on another pc at home and 8 at work
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:15, archived)
# I still have CS2 on disk here
and I am very slightly tempted to re-install ImageReady but I KNOW there'll be issues and I just can't afford the time to play around with software. With my current deadlines I just need stuff that works properly with the minimum of tinkering (thankfully I managed to avoid the Acrobat install problems).
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:24, archived)
# I just left CS2
suite on and installed CS 3 design as well. There are no conflicts between any of the versions apart from CS3 adopting all the associations. There are some plugin issues and interface problems with CS3 photoshop so I'd never lose CS2 just yet anyway.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Could you go back in time
and give this advice a week ago, thanks
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# If only...
in fact, I'd like to go back 3 weeks and have someone tell me.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Zank Frappa and I discussed it at length on here
some 6 weeks ago. We did tell everyone that imageready was history. Its one of the reasons I still have CS2 installed.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)
# I must have missed the memo
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)
# ah knickers.....
now i know what it was i forgot to do.......
Listen to Montana a coupla times and all will be well - dental floss, zircon encrusted tweezers and pygmy ponies!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)
# oops. Sorry fella.
At the time there seemed to be only Zank and I that had it so the conversations were kinda between us. Was a while back now, I got CS 3 design Premium in April.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:18, archived)
#




I was going to make it spell 'Woo' but can't be bothered now... ;)

Ace stuff!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:19, archived)
# True story...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived)
# hahaha
sideshit!

:D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived)
# I think that's what Frank SIdebottom does.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)
# which is about as entertaining as I found his act
OH MY GOD HE WEARS A BIG HEAD HAHAHAH HAHAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

meh, shite
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)
# see
now that's comedy
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:49, archived)
# i get all confused every time i see this
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# i like the fact you used a different font for god.
Woo Yay
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:36, archived)
# hahaha
just think he could make his own landfall with all the overboard poop :D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Funny. Very.
*clicked and wooed*

YOU LOVE IT.!!!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:38, archived)
# but the food....would have weighed stuff...
And the beetles would eat the shit...

(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Hahaha
This actually happened, in the biblical village of Tewkesbury.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived)
# its the
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:06, archived)
# and
and egg barm.


Woo!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)
# pretty boring I'd imagine
and quite annoying with all them blind people bumping into them all the time.
/W00 btw
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)
# I thought he'd be having a pint of Flowers:D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
#
that would just be silly.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Triffic.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:12, archived)
# I think...
there is a God!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)
# It's revenge for the Titanic
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Although the floods should be in america
given that the movie was worse
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:04, archived)
# revenge?
OMG I hope no one here is not making assumptions based on that revisionist film with the Leonardo DeCaprio.

If that film is to be believed it's "F*** me, the poor down trodden Irish drowned by the evil English and their Irish hating sinking boat", I suppose?

And what were thet going to do if they ever had got to the US? Live in some East coast Ghetto and make out they invented the place.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)
#
Titanic Oliver Cromwell perhaps?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)
# atop my mighty hill i'm surveying flooding for miles around
it ain't pretty
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:03, archived)
# oh thats not good that..... bring it back quick
this means our nearest neighbours are the french
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Hahaha reminds me of an really old compo one
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)
# I live on a hill
I'm happy, waiting for my backgarden to become a beach.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Wouldnt that mean...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Yeah
That's it!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)

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