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[challenge entry] Mildly geeky
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:41, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# This is causing me
great con . . . . FUSION


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# I hope you're not just fission for compliments about your puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)
# no, no, that would be extremely negative
no that would be extremely negative

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Good
because ion-ly give compliments for particle-ly good puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# he does that periodically
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)
# He can't help it, he sees a pun opportunity
and it's 'up and atom'
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# C];0)



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# he knows if he is
he won't get a reaction...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# I used to like this song
but I was young and didn't know any better.

In other news, it's my b3ta birthday! Cayke for me!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)
# thank you
have some cayke
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)
# donate and prove it.
it's my 42nd birthday today and i ain't had no cake.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I have no monies for donating
but happy birthday to you, anyway. It's my dad's birthday today, too. He is slightly older than 42.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# you must be able to spare a couple of quid.
happy birthday to your dad, nick his birthday money and send it to rob.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# happy b-day
and 2000 posts soon :)
(known as m! is pissing in pants, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I was hoping to get them both on the same day
and on 2000, might even add a photo or profile to my profile.

If I can be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)
# come on
8 more
(known as m! is pissing in pants, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)
# *starts countdown*

7
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Nobody wants to know about her midnight action
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)
# I saw that film, U-235
about how the Americans cracked the German code by capturing a Kraut Sub.

Inspiring stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)
# I especially liked the way
it was set a few months before they bothered turning up for the war.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Hooray! But there's still a war on
and its going GREAT!

(American Dad quote)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Is good
yes, is good
(jesseventura, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)
# She's stuck in the middle alright!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Clapcheerandgoberzerk!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)
# :D
edit: Hey Dave, you appreciate this joke, right?

www.b3ta.com/board/7492451

right?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
Why on earth would I? C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# oh
Maybe the context helps

www.b3ta.com/board/7492439

I'm such a mong
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's MUCH better!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)
# You don't know anything about Round the Horne at all!
You big fraud!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:51, archived)
# *cries*
I'm sorry!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:57, archived)
# I was hoping to see more buildings falling apocalyptically into the crack
but good hummus anyway.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)
# high praise indeed


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# spread your legs and I'll see what I can do
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Yes!
Finally, an entry that actually answers the question :D

*clicks*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)
# hahaha
excellent stuff
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Braw!
Winnar.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] A bit obscure
but there's clues...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(OP, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Dave the Fax!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
# today I had - oh no we've done that already

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)
# could this be machine head by Bush?
a song and band I'd never heard of until today
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
# again?!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Hurrah!
first bindun of the compo.. I'm sure it wont be the last.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# ah dammit.
missed the last one :D
(OP, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Which song is this lyric from?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# guess.
that's the whole point, obscure song lyrics by obscurer bands, in pictorial form.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)
# ok
"I've never been to me" by Charlene

edit: not obscure enough I guess
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# it's actually called machinehead
(I helped save b3ta! Boras the anachronism, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] rattles the old Morrissey/B3ta hornets nest
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# i hate morrisey
he is a miserable, torn faced cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I don't hate Morrissey
he's a witty lyricist, great performer... but apparently a bit of git.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:41, archived)
# ^^This
in spades
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)
# He looks a bit like milknosugar there
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# *shuns*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)
# You drove me to this!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# no NO NO
BAD ARGY!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)
# I'm leaning on a giant trifle at the corner of the street
in case a certain little lady come by


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Dirty curb crawlers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Apparently the tantric krunt feels her
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] oooh, furthermore
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] and..
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)
# pfft... silly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha
Bloody Sting, he's such a bad influence!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)
# is this when she started walking the streets for money?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)
# huzzah for ancient misheard lyrics!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# All the basques have fled the belfry?
Where's the bleeding virgins? Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I'll have his chips then...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Put yer 'at on Grandad!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:49, archived)
# RIGHT! I'm going downstairs now...
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# dearydearydearydearydearydearydeary
now with 10% added dearydearydearydearydeary
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm so very, very sorry...
(bassmeister Proud Patron Of The Alan Ladd Memorial Heel Bar, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Dogshit on your collar
told a talk on you


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# hahhahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh my

Office laugh/chokage
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Heeeey Jude
there's shit on your shoulder
stare it ooooouuuu-oooout
it'll go awaaaa-aaaay-eee-aaay
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# mr. blue turd
on my shoulder?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# *glees*
Whatissit?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Obviously a Clash song
"I broke the Law, and the law won...a shit eating grin to match the turd on his shoulder"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Yummy
That's one hell of a tasty looking movement
*fetches spoon*
(Mademoiselle_Nobs woof, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Terrible. Just like the song.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)
# haaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Freeee-eeeeee Nelson Grapefruitjuicella!
Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Wise men saaaaaay...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
# *spangs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# oh good grief!
*spangs*
/excellent stuff sir
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# hehe thanks
as you can see i headed straight for the "jokes over technique" technique.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# it's kept me going for years
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# *thinks*
*penny drops*

oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# oh dear
and it took me far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# haha!
*took me an age*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Best yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:52, archived)
# In Soviet Russia, YOU con DELBOY?
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry...
(jaymierobber, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)
# it's late and i'm tired and just finished work
not a scooby...
(mcgandhi doesn't like flange, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 5:00, archived)
# Sporks poised?
It's...

Today I had a very early lunch of eggs provencale. What are you having for lunch today?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I may well have
a tuna sandwich. Or possibly some pasta.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Hurry and make up your mind!
If you can't, have both.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Tuna pasta?
I like that idea
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Home made lamb bouletten!
and possibly a lovely salad.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Yay!
wtf is a bouletten?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Bouletten The Heeeeeead!
*rages*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Bouletten are biiiig meatballs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# No lunch for me today
too lazy to walk to the canteen.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Then you will die
Ask somebody to go for you or steal somebody's lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# *thinks about glands*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# On toast?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I'm on a diet so i am having Broccolli and flavoured Rice Cakes!
but i have SALSA for my rice cakes!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)
# You could put the most glorious food on rice cakes
and they will still taste shite.
Have a butty!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# your powers of online persuasion are strong!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# G'wan
g'wan
g'wan
g'wan
g'wan
g'wan
g'wan
g'wan
ad infinitum
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
# salmon in a lobster sauce with mushroom rice
wheat crunchies and crisps complete this repaste
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)
# YOU ARE THE SULTAN OF BRUNAI AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
# why
does he buy tinned fish from Aldi and microwave rice?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# he would have this exact lunch
IF HE COULD AFFORD IT! *cowers in respect*

;D
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# What flavour Wheat Crunchies?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# MONEY
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# spicy tomato
the crisps were s&v
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Woo to the Crunchies
Boo to the crisps. Salt and vinegar makes me pull funny faces
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# penguins may now be in order
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Bloody hell that's posh
Are you the queen?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# the Sultan of Brunei apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Well, in any case, have this
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# I'm having left over barbie sausages with tomato and worcestershire sauce.
In a nice cheesy roll:D

EDIT: The less we hear about DTH and his massive gland the better methinks!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Noted
Top lunch though!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Roast cat!
The little bastard knocked beer over my keyboard AND crashed my PC.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Good idea
He's probably outside murdering birds for fun to round it off.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# He's not fond of birds
he'd much rather throw up in unusual places - under the duvet, over important documents, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I am having a ham salad baguette followed by a donut with sprinkles
But I don't really want either to be honest
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
# What lunch would make you glee?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# blueberry waffles
with maple syrup and squirty cream...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Donate it to Afinkawan!
But I don't know if he eats "donuts" being British 'n that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I apologise, I am British too
But the sign said donut, so I couldn't have bought a doughnut, could I?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)
# *glees*
woo to the non-corruption of our blessed language, madam!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)
# lord knows
I might knock up some kind of sausage/rosti combo.

Or go to the chippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Sausage/rosti sound better than chips
ooh ooh hang on... sausage/rosti AND chips!
Get to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# today I shall be mostyl
eating macaroni cheese, with a white chocolate magnum for afters.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Oh yes
That should see you through until tea time.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)
# I just had
a slice of roast ham, some herb salad, cherry tomatoes, celery and mange-touts with a spoonful of creamy pasta salad and a slice of brown bread and butter.

Now I'm having a brew and a fag and a diclofenac.

mmmmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
# A very healthy lunch
Well, the first line is.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# fags and tea
as per.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# !
You have to EAT or you will die.
Have an egg butty with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:41, archived)
# same here
woo to fags and tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Three sporks and a portion of van
Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Yay!
I hope that van is white.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Just finished
a chicken and stuffing wrap with bacon and salad, and a sandwich. Now I have alot of Jaffa Cackes to eat.

(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Well
What can I say? That has covered all the food groups.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Cool Doritos sandwich with salsa
and a massive can of cloudy lemonade and some fags.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Doritos butties ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Good grief!
I believe I shall be having a grilled mackeral fillet with some salad and some potato salad.
Someone said there's chocolate cheesecake in the canteen and all but I'll wait and see if it's true...
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Top lunch
You'd best not wait. It could be true now but if you wait, it may not be true anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Don't wait and see if it's true!
EAT IT ANYWAY! :O
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Nothing.
Food is for the weak.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Alzheimers.
Cheese n' pickle.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:51, archived)
# home made parma with steamed vegies!
mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmm double mmmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Here, Gerald...
I think you've got a bite!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)
# hahaha :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Woo!
sorry the compo's killed this


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Thank god you didnt do "Back door man"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Come on baby light my riah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)
# just thinking about the phrase 'light my fire'
how can you light a fire?

Shouldn't the song be, "Come on baby, light my twigs?"

That would be more more accurate. Hence better.

EDIT: Infact, the whole lyrics could be

Come on baby light my twigs
I want to smoke some cigs
I want to cook some pigs
Come on baby light my twigs!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Not if you're setting paper alight
or a clown.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# *gets fire*
*shines torch at it*

One lit fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)
# er
no.
One lights a fire, one sets fire(or light) to twigs - but unless one has a torch, one doesn't light twigs.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)
# yes, but if you ask someone to light your twig,
you may well get a kick in the berries.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
# 're-light my fire'
is even more problematic.
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# not if you have the necessary fire-restarting equipment to hand
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# hehehe
i don't know why but that reminds me of "take on me" by aha
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# ok,
THAT is silly.

Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
In a
dAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Give em a break though - they are filthy foreigners.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Where's Mictoboy?
he could answer this one

what with being B3ta's biggest pedant 'n all
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# but don't you lay a fire, to light?
not lay some wood, to burn!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Rock was young...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(OP, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)
# is this a Jimmy Nail reference?
cos Jimmy Nail is Boss!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)
# PS:
eventhough this image is already cached in my temp internet files... please optimise it so i can download another < 50kb file :)
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# 'fraid not.
Although it's given me an idea...
(OP, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# rrrreeeeeeee-heeaaaaaallly?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Crocodile rock? :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)
# we have a winner.
PS. Resized ;)
(OP, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and dirty, just the way you like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# excellent
clicky for you.
(OP, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)
# ditto
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Ta both!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
# :)

'noons all
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# That's Amore!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)
# that's am....erm...amazing?
the eye looks like a peppered steak ball
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh! It's Bubbles sorry
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
# needs more michael jackson
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# That's exactly why I didn't do it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# I'll get m'coat now...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:23, archived)
# no, that's the misheard lyrics compo . . .
that's the misheard lyrics compo . . .C];0)

Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# ^This
That was quite a fun compo though.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)
# J&J
not AS good this morning. Still cracked me up though!
(TurboGEEK is thinking wizards should know better., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] It never felt so good.


Click for big (38KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)
# arf!
one of my favourite driving songs, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:23, archived)
# ^this
except for that baseball bit in the middle
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
# A Hyundai
For people that can't drive real cars?
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning ya all


going for subtlety :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)
# wins
wants t shirt of that
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)
# :D
*puts on Mugatu voice* Is that a lyric?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)
# see you on the dark side of the moon
yeap it is!
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I only know the album title
/never understood the big deal with Pink Floyd blog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)
# the syd barret stuff is wonderful
the noodley guitar stuff leaves me cold
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:23, archived)
# down load the mash of darkside of the moon and Wiz of Oz. you'll like that.
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:23, archived)
# was waiting for:
"That's no dark side of the moon!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Noice!
The force is strong in this-un
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Yay Floyd :)
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Hmm...
Darth on the edge of a large sphere... OH! I GET IT! YAY!

(First one I've understood since I just logged on, very woo)
(irMrk, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] woo tune!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)
# HAHA!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)

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