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# Well that took a while - I hope I've made up for earlier.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:31, archived)
# ban this sick filth!
lol

:)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Haha
Nein!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:33, archived)
# erm
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)
# It originally said 'Brighton'
I think I did quite well with the editing.
I mean, the 3 was made from a g!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)
# I'm amazed.
You actually posted something that isn't a link to 'I love horses'
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Uh?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:47, archived)
# It's purple.
Remember, I clicked it earlier on purpose?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:48, archived)
# shh don't tell everyone
its a secret
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Sorry!
I won't tell everyone that it's a link to horses.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Tis purple.
got done by it on /links earlier.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)
# *bows*
I have given that up.
Besides, when I DO post it, it'll be easier to get people if they don't actually expect everything to be a horses link.

Unless they're paranoid. Which I've most likely caused. Permenantly.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Is there a reason it is DeAGOSTINI
or do you just really love horses :)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Well it's a b3ta meme isn't it?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:47, archived)
# listing names of memes isn't funny
draw more clhhtutuhuhu!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)
# I shall sometime
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)
# The Pencat

wallpaper version | more wallpapers
Eclectech is 7 today so I've made a game... Mutant Match :)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)
# : D
edit: That game makes me realise how bad my memory is :(

(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Yaaay!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:30, archived)
# can it be.. well, anything'ed?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:31, archived)
# hehehe
and I only got 8th place in your game :(

Edit: yay 4th
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:31, archived)
# WOO!
He seems very excited!
*click*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:32, archived)
# *click*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)
# i dont know wether to throw it a fish
or let it out the bakc for 10 minutes - woo!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:40, archived)
# That is actually quite terrifying.
edit: 20th!
edit: 8th!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *Fetches hammer*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:55, archived)
# sfw?

will link for cash
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)
# this is an urgent call for mind bleach
:D
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Here.
Have a vat.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)
# yum!
:D
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)
# LET'S SEE HER MAG'S VAG.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)
# don't even go there
i have a suitable source image and i'm not affraid to use it.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Elizabeth Vagina
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Her Vajesty!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Ok...
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:27, archived)
# PHWOAR
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:30, archived)
# what a fuckin waster.....
he's fair dinkum off his royal tits!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Check out those jugs!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Where's that mind bleach?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)
# I don't know what work policies are...
but I don't think enough skin is showing.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)
# that's ok then.
treason?

/i'm now off to cut the grass.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Yeah but we all know you work in a brothel!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)
# There goes breakfast
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:25, archived)
# oh my.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Filfth!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:33, archived)
# more windsor filth here
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Don't Hate It.
It's the best thing I can do.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Why would we hate it.
You put some effort into it unlike some posts here today.

Have a woo, and the bikkies are on the top shelf next to the pickled invertebrates.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:59, archived)
# I fancy an invertebrate right now
and by that I mean pickled onion.

Hmm...
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:59, archived)
# I fancy..
a pickled pickle right now. nothing like a crunchy old pickle.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:02, archived)
# I've only recently
been able to stand them in a burger
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:03, archived)
# well
of coarse I wouldn't eat it by itself.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)
# ....yes.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)
# add more salt.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Ignores instructions. Hates it.*
*not really.



(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:00, archived)
# The blood action as he's falling is awesome
*click*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:00, archived)
# blood action
aidslol
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Hellz yeah
I'm gonna go get me some blood action *humps air*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)
# oh no!
I have an open wound. *runs away before blood mixes in*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:37, archived)
# AIDSLOL!!!1OnEe!!!.5
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:51, archived)
# this situation occurs
on a daily basis
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:03, archived)
# b3ta star
everyone wants the fp, figuratively speeking of course
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)
# if you get enough fp's
you get a suprise sex!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:08, archived)
# i hope its purple
wang!!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:10, archived)
# will it be mushrooms?
fried onion rings?

you'll have to wait and see!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:27, archived)
# im tyring
but i still dont hate it
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)
# wep
...
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:30, archived)
# It hates me
but I still like it
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:39, archived)
# thanks.
I will try to make it more friendly. :)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:43, archived)
# I think there is a demand for more like this
I demand, i demand...
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Wish I'd thought of this at the time.
Much belated song lyric compo 'shop.

Don't be fooled by the rocks that she's got...



Clicker for biggerer (82KB)

Of course, having spent too long faffing with the carved rock creases effects, I realised the maing reason I thought the picture "didn't look right" - light source on J-Lo is on left of picture, light source for sculptor and background on right. D'oh!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:48, archived)
# very good but,
why j-lo?
oh i see now.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:51, archived)
# It's Jenny...
...from the block.

Innit.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Haha ace
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Controversial?

I think my actual thinking behind it was if you were stupid enough to have unprotected and/or promiscuous sex, you deserve it
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:24, archived)
# No
Just shite XD
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:24, archived)
# It's not going to animate is it?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:25, archived)
# See first post :)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:26, archived)
# ?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:26, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Oh, right.
Yeah.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:27, archived)
# what's with all the text-on-a-nothing this challenge is spouting? :D
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:25, archived)
# This challenge is shit.
I liked the scissors and glue one. That was good.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:27, archived)
# I don't like the aids is bad aspect of it
aids on its own would have been good enough
my entry

(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:29, archived)
# I saw that one, it was good
I think the best one I entered was:
www.b3tards.com/u/1628d80a69fd3a28d054/aids.jpg
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:35, archived)
# haha
true
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:35, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:37, archived)
# I think my actual thinking behind it was
If you were stupid enough to have unprotected and/or promiscuous sex, you deserve it
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Your all gay:
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:26, archived)
# This is better
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:32, archived)
# this is my new favorite
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:33, archived)
# WINNAR!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:37, archived)
# I get carried away on this site
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:42, archived)
# topical!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:38, archived)
# pfft!
complete with porn instrumentals
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:32, archived)
# i had a go at some guy last night
for just putting text on a black background
you might as well have just typed it out as a message, and this is a prime example
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Want me to change the colour?
?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:30, archived)
# just put more effort in is all im saying
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Aye, will bear that in mind for future reference
I learn from my mistakes, it just made me laugh in my mind, t'is all. I only have paint, and I doubt you can make gif's with that... hell, I wouldn't have a clue how to make gif's

How do I make gifs?

*cries*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:32, archived)
# i've done quite a lot of stuff on paint
but if you want a free peice of sofware which is better than paint, get paint.net just search it on google and download it
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Haha
Change it to white :)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:31, archived)
# this^
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:31, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Ninja'd!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:38, archived)
# My first proper vector!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Hooray!
:)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Is that a literal back seat driver?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)
# very very nice indeed
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)
# This has style.
Why do the wheels on the right seem so xboxhueg though? :D
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Hooray!
That's woo because it's good, and because you chose a Mini!

Dave?
/ac
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
# The only cars I like
Good stuff!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# I hate Minis.
A lot.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# I hate the new minis.
They're shit.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I hate all Minis.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Fair enough.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Haha crikey
I hate all other cars.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:24, archived)
# That's aceness
Edit: Deletion above?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# great stuff!
*loves*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Woo & yay
Nicely done

*clicks*

(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Ta!
Thanks for the woos.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)
# That's great
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:25, archived)
# ma new paintin n'that
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)
# thats rather good,
does it come in bigger?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:06, archived)
# it doo
24 inch squared, sold it last night, acrylics on canvas n'that y'ken?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:07, archived)
# I think he means
can you post a bigger picture of it. It's a bit hard to see the details in this one.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:09, archived)
# tits n arse
i know what he means but sometimes in life a man can't be arsed, I have a broken clavicle, plate in my shoulder, I need to rest, typing this has been painful
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Hmmm, you could have used the energy to post a bigger pic instead.
You know what I reckon? I reckon
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)
# A FILTER?!
ON MY B3TA?!

Hasn't this guy posted paintings before, though? Or am I thinking of someone else entirely
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Pffft
I dunno, I just wanted to post my filter pic :)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:23, archived)
# :D
any excuse.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Reminds me of Dorian Gray from the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen film
very nice indeed
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:08, archived)
# it's that
cunt from kasabian, the guitarist geezer
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Aha, I see, modern pop 'beat combos' and the like...
/old git
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Oooh!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Ace.
Well, probably. I can barely see it.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)
# very nice indeed
shame the subject matter's so shite though ;)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Must be that time.....
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I sense you are rather obsessed with frank zappa
woo anyway
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)
# its all good
you wanna see my sam fox poster collection?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Oh dear god no.
Or your Sam Fox record collection ;)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:26, archived)
# pfffftttt....
"touch me, touch me......etc"
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:34, archived)
# ...
...actually, I did laugh a little.

Have a click, you crazy bastard, you *clicks*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# *click*
That's ace.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:07, archived)
# oh hai guys

(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# You're shitter than finding out you got AIDS whilst you were in the womb because your mother had sex with a black leper back in 1962.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# That's not the answer, no.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Not to the riddle no,
but if the question is "I am Psychedelic Warlord... What am I?"

I'd be bang on.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# No.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I bloody hate
horses.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Tee hee
NOW WORK OUT THE RIDDLE

Edit: Please?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)
# AH!
The time on that post was 1337!!!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# You don't get that everyday
y'know!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Fine
Mongle Tube, Mongle Tube, Mongle total weight.
Oh bright chi, sum of ostrich racer.
Shite publisher goatse, cock of dragon killer.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Way off
the tune doesn't even match.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)
# So I herd u liek mudkipz
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Chink le kink chink le kink chink le scales oh bulb ying and yang plus one and one,
kid riding ostrich, one times i love horses goatse hands bonerfide dragon fighting, what does it all mean?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)
# I'll give you a clue
the yin-yang is fung shui
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:43, archived)
# everybody did fung shu fighting?
dum-diddy dum dum dum dum duuuuummmm
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Haha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahano.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Dingle Bells Dingle Bells Dingle all the weight,
Oh Watt (bit that doesn't make sense) to ride on a one horse "open" Dragon Slayer.

This is the shittest one of these ever.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
# 1+1 is 2 I think he wants us to say,
so oh watt fung shui is two ride is still shit
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)
# it's just the 'fung' bit
and think of it like 'what's 1+1?'
'it is two'
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Yes,
but the point is it's shit.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)
# You're shit.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)
# That's not very nice now,
Ah well,
fight fight fight fight
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)
# I agree.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:52, archived)
# I HATE YOU ALL.
DIE.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:07, archived)
# What a good retort.
Are you in MENSA?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)
# So's your face
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)
# It's
chinkle bells chinkle bells chinkle all the weigh
oh watt fung it is two ride on a one horse open slay
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
# This is shit,
I'm not being annoying because I don't like you, but that is shit, and most of your allusions are crap.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Well that's your opinion
I made it because I wanted to, and I enjoyed it.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Well that's always good
But I'm afraid it is cack!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Shush
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Normally you spang yourself when you find out the answer,
this one I just thought "that's not a very good way of doing it".

/My opinion
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I don't really like it
because I don't like those kind of pics, but I don't have any problem with you posting it. It's not like it's hurting me or something.
What I do object to though is seeing 200 fucking miles of /board real estate being taken up by you defending it. That's not remotely interesting to me, or, I suspect, to most of the other people who post here, and I wish you'd stop.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)
# well said sir
/goes back to lurking
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Just..fuck off, all of you.
You obviously don't want me around, so I'll just go.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Don't be like that
just take the critisism for fucks sake
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:03, archived)
# It sounded more like an insult and a command to me.
"I wish you'd stop"? That's not a criticism.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:05, archived)
# they are critisising you defending that post
i have no problem with it like.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Well I made it, it took time out of my life,
of course I'm going to defend it
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:09, archived)
# you don't have to though
most people tend to take comments 'on the chin' if they don't like them,
after all, it's just the internet. The more you try and defend, the more
people are going to rise to the bait to start and argument, and at the end
of the day, both sides lose, and everyone forgets about the main thing in the first place...
The picture.

Let it go
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Fair enough if the picture is shit,
but insulting me personally?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
# It's the internet, you'll get used to it
most of the time people *insult* to get a rise out of someone. it's obviously worked in this case.
You can't do anything about it, so let it go. That's what the *ignore* button is for. otherwise, this place
descends into nothing more than some pre-pubescent playground with name calling and bitching, and it's seriously not worth it
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)
# You mean /talk?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:20, archived)
# no, I mean this thread and the way it's turned out
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:21, archived)
# And it reminds me of /talk
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:21, archived)
# then keep it on /talk
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:23, archived)
# SHUT UP FAGGORT
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:23, archived)
# *steals your lunch from your satchel*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:23, archived)
# I'M TELLING
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:24, archived)
# *eats all lunch quickly to avoid having evidence*
cor! dairylea triangles!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Miss! Miss!
He's still got the sachel!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:26, archived)
# flounce flounce flounce
It's more likely you'll just change your username again, you teed.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I'm not going to change my username
I like it.

And I'm also not going to leave. I have as much right to be here as anyone else does, after all.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:15, archived)
# No one mentioned leaving except you, you big drama queen.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Why is there a little system tray thing on the bottom?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)
# because the time is '1337'!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:52, archived)
# But I could just set my clock to that if I wanted to see it?
We get that at least 365 times a year.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:53, archived)
# "lol, 1337 o'clock".
I think.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:52, archived)
# the only thing i can work out is that
YOU CUT OUT THE GOATSE HANDS,
YOU CUT OUT THE GOATSE HANDS,
YOU CUT OUT THE GOATSE HANDS,
YOU CUT OUT THE GOATSE HANDS,
YOU CUT OUT THE GOATSE HANDS,
YOU CUT OUT THE GOATSE HANDS, AD INFINITUM
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:56, archived)
#
there's a website with them pre-cut somewhere.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)
# I didn't use it
I cut them out myself.

*shudders*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# and now you've got a nice dose of eye-aids with a retinal prolapse...
i'll bet!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Yeah
it's very painful
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:06, archived)
# It's not that I don't like it...
it's that you must be a cunt for thinking of it.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Chinese man french for the bent tube used for its resonant frequency chinese man french for the bent tube used for its resonant frequency the maximum available scales exclaimation light bulb yinyang linear equation man riding an ostrich one crap magazine
company goatse a cartoon of a man with a crudely drawn cock fighting what appears to be a dragon saying RAR.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:27, archived)
# pic
good guesses, i'm not even gonna attempt as i have the intullectual capasity of a potato on a hot day. i would, however, like to request another clue please.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Shit
and not even a Anti-AIDS campaign
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Duh.
It's not meant to be anti-AIDS. It's just produced to help stop the spread of the disease.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# COAM!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:52, archived)
# It probably works faster than aids as well
woo
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)
# you have a fond obsession,
with putting heads on figures
woo anyways
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Or did he put the figure under the head?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noons all
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
# noon'
in other news, look who i found


If you want to harrass him for yourself click Here
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Is that shopped?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# No which is why i didn't post it on a new thread
he has just been terrorizing the boards for a while
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# That's what I thought
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Anyone know any good spam-a-lot sites we can put his address on?
As he has been so kind to supply it...
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Just sign him up for beastiality porn or something
also Here is a good spamming site
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:58, archived)
# ^THIS!!!
It's purple, try a different redirection.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Shhhhh,
it's a secret
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Ooh I have a good one
send his email to one of those 'man looking for a man' guys from dating websites.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Sign him up for porn!
No wait, that's not a punishment...

Edit: shop some naked pictures of Maddie, make it look as if they're his and call the police.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)
#
Gay foot fetish porn? ;)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)
# FEET WITH COCKS!?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Is that shoesregie.com or .co.uk?
I need to know... no reason....
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)
# .com
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Thankyou!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)
# cocks with feet!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)
# He could have been a bit more lyrical
and written a small poem. 'You' clearly rhymes with 'shoe'.

Missed a good advertising chance there.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
I wouldn't want to be in his shoes right now!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# But that's what he wants!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Damn!
I've played right into his hands!!!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# you utter cunt
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Thanks
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# no, really
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)
# what did i do?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# it's of an equine nature
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Oh yeah I didn't notice that
(I clicked it anyway)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)
# I also did
which is why he's a cunt. Maybe I'm a bigger one though.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Yeah but I clicked it because I WANTED to
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Ah you love horses too?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Best of all the animals.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)
# please stop feeding the trolls
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)
# I saw that coming from "dirty needles".
AIDSLOL!!1one!.5 *click*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# AIDSLOL!
Slight grin, actually. Slight.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Arf
:D
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Didn't feel this was new thred material. But wanted to do it regardless:D
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Oi!
Have you been going through my drawers again?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Wanky hanky for hanky panky?
i do hope you wash that thing
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:57, archived)
# It has a nasty yellow mark on it.
So no, he doesn't.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:00, archived)
# But that would take away the character!
and a certain amount of rigidity!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)
# My sister has some socks on her windowsill
that would stay solid enough for me to take photos of them and make this:
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Obviously! They've started an earthquake!
So is your sister cute?:P
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)
# She's ginger
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Oh well
I'm sure there's some care in the community that'll help her live a normal life.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)
# nothing wrong with ginger ladies...
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 14:27, archived)
# STIFF HANKYS FTW!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Why did I read that as
sniff hanky?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:43, archived)
# fuck socks...

meh....i got nothing!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)
# HA!
I didn't notice the fag!

*imaginary clicks*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)
# nice one
it's funny cos it's true.

i can clearly remember people saying this sort of crap all those twenty years ago.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Meet Frank.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Hello Frank
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I think it's nice to name your shrubbery
although a little odd

right, I'm going biking for a bit!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrank!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
# FRANK
FRANK
FRANK
FRANK
FRANK
FRANK
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Frank is awesome.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)
# I think Frank
needs a Butcher.


...sorry, I can't help myself.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I think Frank
needs a cremation.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)
# I'm Certain
that that there bugger once gave me highly biased advice on drugs
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Which side was he on?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Woo
Doesn't look like he'd be able to help me with my crack addiction though.
He looks well smacked up!
:(
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmm
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Ooo
Daisychaining:P
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Haha
"Homo"
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# *chuckles*
erectus
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I in no was smirked at either comment!
*smirks*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# english, motherfucker
do you speak it?

'ning Ghost.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)
# 'ning mate
I was going to edit it but I've just got back online after about 30 minutes of connection problems.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# nice username
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# AIDSLOL!!!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# AIDS LOL
Arf!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Only thing more trendy than zombies is kittens.

(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:16, archived)
# YES.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Yes!
More of this stuff!

With chips.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Battered with chips?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Chips and beans!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)
# bips and cheans
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# cheaps and bins
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Y E S !
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:18, archived)
# cute antidote required. STAT.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)
# *awwwwws*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)
# *undoes*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)
# i'm not entirely sure if this is cute or evil
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:32, archived)
# I'll put in a vote for hammertime.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Pure Evil.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:35, archived)
# yeah
i think i was leaning that way too :)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)
# ^ esta
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)
# oh hai Medi :)
I expected a "speaking of which..." then :D
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Hehehehe
I must be losing my touch
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)
# same here
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)
# nah, he's just too stupid to be evil
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# I think this one is just ugly and misunderstood.
The one above is innocent-looking but with a black hole for a heart.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Glad that's sorted then
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Pearoast.

Apologies for rather enormous file size. I just noticed and nobody shot me in the face first time round.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)
# *shoots in face*
=)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 15:47, archived)
# little feet,
little feet :)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:33, archived)
# I'M SO CONFUSED
DO I HUG IT OR KILL IT WITH HAMMERS?!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Both
Just don't feed it after midnight!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Cuddle it WHILE battering it?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Mmmmm
Battered with chips!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:21, archived)
# When in doubt, hug it with hammers
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Ham-mer ham-mer ham-mer ham-mer ham-mer ham-mer...
Waiting to folloooow the worms!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Waiting to fire the ovens and turn on the showers
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# no!
I mean...yes!

woo
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:19, archived)
# woo!
*fears.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)
# this is true
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)
# I'm confused.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)
# *Fears*
*runs*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Marvellous!
Esp like the shadow!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Mucked up layers somehow on inner edge.
But all else looks good. I'll fix it later as it's 4am.
Thanks all and I must say...
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] not just any virus
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Pfft
*clicks*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:03, archived)
# This makes me feel queasy.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
'ning mate.

I see that burger advert and think; 'yeah, for two quid a sodding burger!'
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:06, archived)
# they're having a laugh.
not just any penniless heart attack.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:09, archived)
# I could make those for about 40p each!
EDIT: Including the bun!

although their malted grain load I always get is the only bread I've found in a shop what has the texture of real bread and actually tastes like a proper loaf of bread.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:11, archived)
# If this was about tacos it would be perfect.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:06, archived)
# 2 with the lot to go!
woo!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:11, archived)
# extra pus?
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:12, archived)
# One of my fave words in the English language.
Gleat: The eruptive pus emitted from an infected wound:D
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:17, archived)
# That makes me queasy just thinking about it
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Not the nicest picture
But what an outstanding language to have a word for it!

Like Defenestrate: The verb to throw someone out of a window with murderous intent!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:20, archived)
# It doesn't have to be a person and it doesn't have to have murderous intent.
It is the act of removing something by throwing it out a window.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I believe is more used for tossing out a personage:P
But, yeah, it can mean anything.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)
# has someone stolen your porn mags again
and you've been forced to look up smutty words in the dictionary?
glad a few of the others have sunk in.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:26, archived)
# This is the 21st century you old fart!
Mags? MAGS?! It's all safely on my hard drive!:p
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:42, archived)
# or your obesity crisis
but that wouldn't fit the comp...unless obesity caused aids...hmmm


*strokes chin*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)
# That's very neatly done
have a woo and a click!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Nice job.
Looks perfect.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Woo
*clicks*

My local HIV doesn't do these!
:(
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Well whaddya know, someone actually did something clever AND funny with this!
Wonders will never cease! Click worthy indeed!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)

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