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# My worst attempt at a 5000th nude post:

Click for clock

Edit: Can anyone find the pown.alluc.org with the house of wax "pole through the head" for me? I've been randoming for ages.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:26, archived)
# 5K woo yay!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Im looking for the pown.alluc.org
With the "Cake Song" from lazy town Acid Remix
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Bonnie Langford in meat and two veg shocker
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Pfft
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Well done, I think :)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Even smaller than that?!
Blimey

Nevermind, some people are 'growers', you'll probably find that you're one of them if it still hasn't got bigger by puberty
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:36, archived)
# I did a small roffle then!
'lo Jessie! *hugs*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:38, archived)
# I just talked to mum,
she said it's fine to post it to me, I'll gaz you the address!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:40, archived)
# OK then
*stalks*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Rather you than
[insert any male b3tan here]
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Excuse me?
WHERE are you inserting male b3tans? O_o
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Into a blender:
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)
# hahah, good-oh
And I'm fine thank you sexy lady, nay, more than fine! I'm VERY FINE :D

I hope you be well too?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:42, archived)
# I am, I am
*glees*

I trust that the very lovely Mr Kerry is also well?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Why hello ma'am
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Hello sir :D
Did you give up on the B3ta Sims?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Yeah
I realised that I'd done the personalities so well, It'd be just like on here anyway.

I killed Pasanonic first.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Hurrah!

(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:38, archived)
# If it makes you happy:P
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's almost as funny as this:
pown.alluc.org/?uid=147
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:48, archived)
# The tragic tail of English pretending to be yanks for money.
Maybe he should marry Zeta Jones.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# What if she marries him first?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)
# .

messing about with monoface
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)
# I like pressing escape to pause it
4
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:17, archived)
# i NEVER KNEW THAT!
bloody caps....
how do you un-pause it?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)
# You refresh the page
If you're using firefox, you can hold it by click the image and dragging it to the side, without letting up on the mouse
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)
# EEK!
that is pretty good!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:21, archived)
# that's pretty good
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)
# This gives me the fear.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# PLUCK ~ TWANG!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:01, archived)
# this needs a nodding head
woo!

Edit: What do yuo guys think is best for making GIF's?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:02, archived)
# *nods*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:03, archived)
# ImageReady works fine for me
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)
# hows that?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:11, archived)
# not out



*leaves room*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Howdy!
Make her play the guitar solo from 'Time'

and watch this: pown.alluc.org/?uid=124
7
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:10, archived)
# o_0
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)
# What!?
that's scary shit.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)
# This is too
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Argh
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)
# I think you'll find
this wins every time

pown.alluc.org/?uid=833
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Seen that one
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)
# o.O
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Yeah well
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:13, archived)
# hahaha :)

(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:19, archived)
# This isn't food at all!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:19, archived)
# This might be
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Nah,
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:25, archived)
# *random*
*random*
*random*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)
# The 'revised' official tour T shirts...

slightly edited now...
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha
excellent!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:47, archived)
# haha!
rather good
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
I had the opportunity to see her live in June,
except I was out of my face in someone else's tent at the time.

Good times.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:51, archived)
# excellent work!
keep the whiny bitch away from Liverpool, by all means ;)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:52, archived)
# I really, really don't like her
8
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Heheheheheh :)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Damn Guinness !!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Tag it with graffiti (unless you already have and I just can't see it)

(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:40, archived)
# You just wish she was ginger!
'ning Young Master Teh Architect!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas une image
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:35, archived)
# heh :)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Will anybody get it this time?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 16:48, archived)
# 'sbeen done
:-)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)
# I don't get it...
Edit: Oh!
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(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:37, archived)
# right click the text
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Yeah, I got it
11
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Bindun?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:38, archived)
# bah,
took me i while to click on, i'm shit at french
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Compo it!
Oh, wait, the compo isn't a celebration of all things TOAP?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:02, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:27, archived)
# woo!
now do an electric boogaloo warning

/showing my age
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:31, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:36, archived)
# hahahahaha!
yay for cartoon magnets!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:41, archived)
# woo!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Hooray..!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:35, archived)
# that's rather good!
how long did that take?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:35, archived)
# can't remember now....not long
about an hour i think
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:40, archived)
# splendid!~
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Postitively ripping!
12
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:38, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:07, archived)
# hehehehe, love it
*relurks*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:09, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Beattie Tower?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Is that actually a question?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:10, archived)
# It has a question mark, of course it is you twunt.
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(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:11, archived)
# hmmm, underage nudity imminent.
anyone got the number for operation ore?

to avoid confusion this is a rhetorical question.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:21, archived)
# To be honest, I think they'd be the ones to have your number ;)
/'noon squire
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Well I can't post myself naked
because, as you said, I'm underage.
I did a crap 'shop instead.

10
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Got my 1000th post planned out nicley
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:58, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Nicely!
15
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:10, archived)
# hahahahaha!
*wanders back
splendid.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)
# yay!
:D
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Yesh
This is good.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:50, archived)
# arf!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:32, archived)
# RPS

(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Trust me
Hide from GSTQ!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# good call.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)
# No
*yodaliya-yodaliya-yodaliya-yahahooo*

Is a good call!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Why?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Just put on your long running leggies!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:50, archived)
# ........................................................
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:50, archived)
# And watch out for TUTT while you're pegging it!
Anyone seen TUTT? Haven't seen her for ages!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:52, archived)
# she was here recently, but not for long
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)
# *sigh*
It reads like a Stoppard play!:P
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)
# is shit, give it up.
also your user name leads me to instantly despise you.

other than that....
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Cunt,
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
# NO
That's a fur teacup!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)
# ?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:52, archived)
# ninja
i liked the spruce version better, forest fresh.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Yes
So did I. I prefer a spruce fur teacup:D

How's you're weekend shaping up Sir?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:54, archived)
# silly person!
spruce fresh fur cup has no handles, you'd spill your tea! you don't want dribbles everywhere, do you?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Depends what sort of club you frequent!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)
# a size 5 club
good for moles, seals and startling unexpected horses.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:05, archived)
# as opposed to the horsed you expected?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:06, archived)
# you should always expect horses
they're sneaky! they'll creep up on you, given half a chance. they're in league with dolphins and pigeons, too.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Why am I looking at your...erm...
...wtf IS that?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:43, archived)
# a slug
and a sausage

in a glass
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:43, archived)
# On the left is a slug on the right is a chipolata
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
# exactly why did you feel the need to share this with the world ?
answer in no more than 1 word.
edit/ appears you already have.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Thank the gods for that!
After careful study, I had almost concluded that you had taken a piccy of a severed finger and a sausage... *may be slightly tipsy*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Looks like a slug and a cocktail sausage
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
# i couldn't be arsed to find a decent font, as this has been in my head for ages


I know it's wide, sorry

and if my shite html skills are working, you should be able to click for the original picture (taken on a bus on my mobile)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
# arf!
also: dafont.com
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# cheers
i'm still not very good at this imidge thing...
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# or this one:
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)
# "the wheels on the bus go up and down"
"up and down! in and out!"
"the wheels on the bus go up and down"
"what the fuck! crazy bus!"
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# my god, for one moment there i thought i'd missed my stop.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# NO you finished exactly when you should have:D
'ningles matey.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# good 'nooning sir.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I think the first font was better
If you have tattyshop try using the blur filter a couple of times.

EDIT: psst. Optimised
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# yeah
i was just so desperate to get in on...
everytime i got on the bus i was laughing to myself
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Reminds me of a train one
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Splendid...
Or alternately, "Shitting On Thalidomide Victims Is Permitted".
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# whilst holding onto a pole
i like this
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:43, archived)
# It looks like
Monsieur Thalidomide is getting attacked by a Bo-staff Ninja, who specialises in fecal attacks...

*opens teh mindbleach*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Howard!

Got it: file import video frames to layers *.* in the name field select the gif you need enter select frames popup enter bam! frames=layers + the animation view pops right up... its simple within cs3.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)
# aargghh!
that is scary and hypnotic.....make it go away!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)
# arghhhh
too many!

this warrants a click i'd say
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
# what are the image restrictions here again?
i would look at the FAQ but can't be arsed
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Ah
I missed the "No Howard" animations rule - sorry.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)
# no, i'm asking for my own picture
i just didnt want to start a newthread to ask, and yours was sat there waiting for me
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)
# 280px wide
under 250K
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Matt finish - NOT GLOSS!
And with a light scent of gladioli.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
#
50k for still images
250k for anims

280px wide only if you want it to / think it could be frontpaged
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)
# they have to be 4'x 8'
made of managed timber and be far better than anything you've posted before :)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# ha, you've seen my profile then?
it shouldnt be difficult
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)
# is this at me?
i suddenly realised how fucking HUGE my picture was
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)
# The edit button is your friend!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)
# but i don't know the restrictions
ah bollocks to it, i'll just link, is that acceptable?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)
# I don't think many people are that bothered.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# repost it here and I'll optimise it for ya.
It wasn't that much over.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Dont uninstall your older version
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# :)


[edit] AIDS
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# It's...
... brilliant and disturbing, I like it!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Chuck norris: AIDS



Wear a comdom or he'll shove you're genitals into a nuclear reactor.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)
# chuck norris saved america, and therefore, freedom
by using a condom!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)
# erm...
I believe he used a 'comdom' ashally - it am most likely a type of roundhouse kick. :)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)
# him and his crazy roundhouse, and also
I would like to try a scientific experiment

news.bbc.co.uk

edit: heh, stupid kde cut and paste that doesn't work propery! damn you shitty kde!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Hehe!
Glad I had the foresight to hover over that prior to clicking... then I clicked it anyway - the tune makes me feel all smiley and dancey! ^-^
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:20, archived)
# but wearing suggests external
And that's a femedom!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)
# but look at the size of it!
a chap could dissapear!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Well he's obviously met my ex:P
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)
# hehe
:D
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# CHUCK - ah aaaaaah AH!

He'll save everyone of us!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Chuck Norris
uses a femidom?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# chuck norris is so hard he doesnt wear condoms
condoms wear him for protection


/true story
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:05, archived)
# He'll shove I am genitals in to a fire?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:46, archived)
# first proper post
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)
# nicely!
*appreciates*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)
# thanks
*smiles but dosnt use a smiley*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)
# This is awesome
/relurk
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:50, archived)
# i can never make names
for these things
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Robin Dog ?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)
# "bitchtits"
=)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Winnar!
And Woo pic too
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)
# you fucking win!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# robrador?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Aaaaw poor robin/dog
Has nothing to lick so has to find some other berries!

Woo
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
# dogin! :)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)
# This reminds me of a poem my sister wrote:
Winter is a time to play all day,
I play in the Snow in the light,
Nothing is whiter then Snow,
The Snow is whiter,
Everybody loves winter,
Robins have a warm fur.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)
# OMG!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gasp*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOOHOO.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:04, archived)
# *ooof*
you may like to compo it.... ;)

edit: good man! *clicks*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)
# *fears*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)
# dear god!
:D
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)
# *falls of chair in fits of giggles*
Woo and *clickies* till my wrist goes numb!

...but sandpaper on a vibe? Just WRONG! *grimaces* >.<
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:15, archived)
# oh, i don't know
it'd get rid of the warts
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:47, archived)
# ...
I take it that the bottom one's only for sale in Iraq and Afghanistan ?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:11, archived)
# riverghost's "Terrifying Cursor of Door Thought"

Click animation for thread of origin.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)
# What be that that is getting the cursor prodding
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Click the animation for the original thread
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Oh and how rude of me not to ask.
How are things at Camp Warlord?

Things slowly refluffing?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:01, archived)
# I'm feeling very fluffy today
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Good to hear.
Then again not hard on a nice sunshinery day like today!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Well...
My relationship hit the rocks recently.

Sorted it last night.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# i see you are an expert in time-wastery
i applaud you
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:18, archived)
# It's not a waste of time
if you have nothing else to do except get crumpets - which I have now done.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)
# WHO SAID CRUMPETS?
i want crumpets
can i have crumpets?
please
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# I have two in the fridge
We have some rather nice butter, and some local made honey, too.

Shame we have no syrup and cream - then I could have had thunder and lightening.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Blerrgggg,
butter is fine

in other news, today i might donate some money to one of those icons, and that the world will fear
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I want one, but I have no money to donate.
Or any way of doniting it.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I've only just been allowed access to my own bank account
after 17 years of living under my parents roof, but im moving out next week and renting a flat so its all good
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Give me your money!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:52, archived)
# let's him money!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Your money's a slut!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)
# I also want crumpets!
I had an iceland frozen beef casserole with a small dollop of mash

now I want tea and crumpets!!

TEA AND CRUMPETS!!!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:57, archived)
# I want that cursor.
/sells alot of doors for a living
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Download some cursor software
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)
# I worry about them ther free cursor thingym'bobs....
*cocks shotgun*
*chews on peice of straw*
*reclines in rocking chair on porch*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# HAHAHA
He's still around:)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Well he's your only friend.
No 'Terrifying Cursor of Door Thought' will take him away from you.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)
# I don't think he likes you
He just flew out of the window!

NO BEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRT!

Why do my friends keep leaving me like this!

*sobs*

*munches a Gary Baldie*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Oh noes!
I'm sure he'll be back.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I could be carrying his maggot:P
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Either that or he's given you worms
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Naaa
But I think he left a copy of Lemmings around here somewhere.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I have a copy of Lemmings in my wardrobe somewhere.
Don't make me want to dig it out, I'll be at it for days!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I hope you left airholes!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)
# a gay baldie?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)
# *looks round for Right Said Fred*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)
# OMG!! IT HAS A DOOR!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Pfft
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)
# a door, man
a door!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)
# DOORS!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)
# OMG I couldn't belive this it's for real, this is not a pearoast, its a Goatse advert from university of Queensland please put this in newsletter it mus be seen
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Biggeh!
OMG RedX
The GeoCities web site you were trying to view has temporarily exceeded its data transfer limit. Please try again later.
You might want this...
http://www.b3tards.com/
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)
# BMP ALERT
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:05, archived)
# That'll be a 1 megabyte bmp then.
please turn that into a gif or a jpg.
edit: HOSTED ON GEOCITIES???HAHAHAHAHAHA NOOOOOB
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:05, archived)
# OMG THAT IS AMAZIN
4 YEARS AND THIS ITS YOUR FIRST POST?!!!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)
# LOL GEOCITIES LOL

(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:07, archived)
# ^This
But with more taking of the piss.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Honestly,
how can one take the piss more than this one?
Top Stuff Tahkclab!
Woo!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
# This screams of someone taking the piss
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)
# LOL geocities!!!
have I gone back in time and its 1998?


great scott!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# B3ta in 1995
That would be most strange
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Something like this perhaps
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# god theres so many people ive never even heard of in that land
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:15, archived)
# '95 dave?

[flips out]
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Roffle, ninja
If it was 95, I would be five
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:21, archived)
# I would have been out my face on E and dancing like a tube

what's your point caller? :D
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# If I could be bothered...
I would make a quick 'shop of the board viewed in netscape 4, showing a post of yours with a crayon drawing of a kiddie-car.

EDIT: Well Whaddya know? I can be arsed. Sort of:

(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)
# If that is 1995
I am 5, and posting on the internet at 10:54pm?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Quite the young rebel aren't you?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)
# *adds Pasanonic "that's no proper vector" post*

(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yes it is...

It's... er.. new software?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:49, archived)
# if that was really 1995
it would be overly using the flash tag

:)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:00, archived)
# now seems like a good time to not be here.
see ya later.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Getting late for me. Read and see you all later.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)
# the one on the left has its foot up rightys arse!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Gak, it's a long day. Sorry guys about the shitty hosting.
Sorry about the shitty hosting, but it was just a quick and dirty solution. I'm currently sleeping on my perants couch and using dial up cause I got kicked out of my share house the other day by a bastard land lord.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)
# You're living with your parents
spending time on the internet searching for goatse lookalikes?

I'm going to take a wild guess here, you're single, arent you?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Why am I looking at your browser?
Also: WIIIIIDER!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
# *sigh*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:56, archived)
# I'm so glad I found my transparency folder again:D
EDIT: I just love the way she's pretending there's no camera there.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:58, archived)
# heh
those "reality shots" are always so convincing :)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Yeah
Maybe she was really expecting a bukkake:P
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)
# you need this
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Needs more TOATS.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Goatse?
.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:14, archived)
# i'm telling you it was thiiiiiiiiiiiis big it was
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Giant magenta-ribbed nobbler?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# archerfish surely
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# That's was almost Red Dwarfesk!
'ning matey.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Dwarf-esque*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Nice catch!
Woo!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# it's got the moves
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Cook it
NOW
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Quick!
Eat it while it's still fresh!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Needs Edward Woodward
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Would
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# hmmmm
I've seen that Somewhere
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)
# and more spack
woo(dward)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# ^ definitely not this
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:16, archived)
# ya reckon?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)
# It's full of sea men
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I know a girl called Kirsty Seaman.
I like to call her 'Crusty'
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# That's the stuff!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)
# YES, NOW DESTROY IT!!!
One less CDC in the world is a good thing.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)
# 12:35 BBC1 Eastenders Omnibus
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:44, archived)
# IU want to see what she looks like
via the medium of photoshop, with teh hair and the earrings and that
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I couldn't care less what you fucking want
tape eastenders and pause it at the scene where it shows you a picture of her, instead of going on and on about it here
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
# NO
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# That's quite the blog you have there.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:15, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:17, archived)
# rearrange this into a popular phrase?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# they all talk funny on east enders
haha! what silly accents!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Now then...What's Mrs. Chips doing?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# When I was still at school,
a friend and I wrote a story called "Don't do that, Mr Chips".

We were sent home for the day and my parents were given a copy.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)
# You still have a copy of it?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I don't even have any photos of me at that age any more.
My mum burned it all when she had an episode a few years ago.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:47, archived)
# can't...
look....
away....
please..
send...
help...
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
# KEKKONEN
KEKKONEN
KEKKONEN KEKKONEN
     KEKKONEN
KEKKONEN      KEKKONEN
         KEKKONEN


*shows no mercy*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Why does alluc have a whole section for weird loops?
don't they just upload tv shows and shit
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
#
don't they just upload tv shows and shit
;)

Until very recently, I knew it only for the flash loops
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Yes.
I have just discovered that there is more than just pown.alluc.org.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Lies!
Once you discover pown, nothing else matters!

*clicks "random"*

*clicks "random"*

*clicks "random"*

*clicks "random"*

*clicks "random"*

*clicks "random"*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# They do other stuff?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)
# of course
the main website lets you watch tv shows/ movies
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:18, archived)
# She is chained up in my cellar
she gets fed crusty yaest on a daily basis
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
# I hope the news is they all were set on fire.
Arf!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# this
was shit the first time you posted it.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)

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