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# Kevin was having a lovely day out, until he began to lose altitude...


Go on then, spang me hard ;)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)
# BABLOON!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Thank you my pants are wet with piss!!!!
ivesy say hahaha a haha
he cant post right now his hands fell off....
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Expression is muchos aceness,
w/y/h
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Up up and away
with my beautiful baboon!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)
# ABORT!!!!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
i love this squirrel
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)
# wow
acers!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)
# That's nuts!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)
# hehehe :)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)
# aceness!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)
# This wins the internets!
Ultawoo!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)
# This post deserves more woo!
WOO!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)
# hahah!
ace
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Nice!
top shading
woo!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
very woo
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)
# indeed
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Roland strikes again
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)
# \o/ Mort!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Mort's reaction is all of the aceness
I love Mort - there can never be too much Mort!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)
# mm barbecued prawn
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Where is his spanging pan?
he sure needs it!!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)
# hehehehehe!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor Phil
He was never going to make it as a Ninja, but he turned
up on time every day in the vain hope...
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:00, archived)
# i rather like phil.
bless him.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:01, archived)
# he has ninja eyes,
if nothing else
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:01, archived)
# dave?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:01, archived)
# *tries to hold back the pffft*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)
# sit on the tricksy fuckers, Phil
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Belly's gonna get you!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:03, archived)
# he looks like a friend of mine...
very strange
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)
# ah - but -
he has the elephant of surprise!

No-one EVER expects the fat specky bloke!

WOO YAY
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)
# you've never worked in video games, clearly
;)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] BREAD FIGHT....CROISSANT WINS!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha yes!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahah
brilliant work, as ever
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)
# thank's very much
Edit:
*hands self into apostrophe police*

*hangs self in cell*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)
# hahahah
very good
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)
# cheers
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:00, archived)
# haha
that's one hell of a croissant shot
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)
# he should have a white wine to celebrate
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:00, archived)
# splendid
*clicks
and just how long did that take?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)
# ^Everything he said
And the click too
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)
# ta
and about 2 hours :S
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)
#
talented and a bloody speed merchant too boot.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:00, archived)
# it wasnt too tough
jus lots of duplication and resizing slightly.

the annoying part was going back and rubbing out where the original overlapped the breads. Had a go at shopping out the smoke from his gun, but it couldn't quite get it all.

Edit: oh, a blurring and smudging of course.
Edit: thanks, you're very nice to me.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)
# hot piss!
excellente
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)
# This is fucking fantastic!
Have a tenuous gun-related pearoast in celebration...

(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:03, archived)
# hahahaa i love that
... now i really must get some bready goods.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)
# 'lo broons
this is very good now, innit?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:03, archived)
# hello
meh, the optimisation is pissing me off and I'm starving after shopping the lovely breads.

I'm going to pop down the baker now and get a croissant. BEWARE
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)
# woo!!!!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)
# yay
bready... gotta get to Gregs.

(just had to walk all the way to Lothian Road and back - pah!)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)
# all the way?
Lothian Road is only far away if you're not near it.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
# this should be on the front page
ace!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)
# this is how it really happened
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Aces!
*clicks*

*goes back to work*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)
# oh this is excellent!
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 12:18, archived)
# New warnings today...
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha!
this is very true

/re-lurks
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Thought...
surely this means all nicotine replacements will onkly be avauilable to over 18s, meaning we are going to have a load of 16 and 17 year olds going absolutely MENTAL!!!

I'm staying indoors for the enxt two years.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)
# This is very true.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Nice sig!
I hope you've been watching the new series :)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Indeed...
havent watched last weeks yet, but I think it's been much better this time round
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)
# i only saw it yesterday
it was a good one :)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)
# but
being addicted at 33 is fucking hell
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)
# and it doesn't get any better
although I think I'd actually quit when I was 33

/born again smoker blog
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)
# HALLELUJAH
*cough*cough*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Im on it next
/many vices blog
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Excellent.
Hello, thank you for talking to my friend. :)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Hello Pachey!
No problem, I haven't heard anything back from him though.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)
# HA HA HA
this is very very true!

*runs around all the shops while there's still time*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Nice choice of cigarettes
have you seen the new 20 gatefold packets?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)
# this is currently true
woo
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)
# First render of billbobarneybobs legendary pea-pod-bod
Coming to a supermarket near you soon

Original
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)
# hahah
good lord

what a time to pop back in
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)
# hahahahah
what?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)
# your profile make my ears bleed
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)
# My ad proofs make your eyes bleed
my profile makes you ears bleed

Yay mortal combat.
:D
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)
# He so cute!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)
# he's from the same gene pool as the weebles?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)
# *starts avoiding the nearby supermarket*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Just got a Tom Tom..
..and it was the first thing I thought of.

(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Bindun, sadly
Nice though!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Ack..
Damn it!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)
# nice
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Ha ha
Although sat-navs are for people who can't read maps.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)
# ...whilst driving
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Maps are for people
who can't navigate using sextants, sea-clocks and stars
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)
# stars are for people
who can't navigate using the earth's magnetic field.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Brill!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I'm bored, so I'm doing some animal mashes, here's a WolfSpider


Any requests?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Fucking hell!
Yes I've got a request. Can you help me get my heart started again please?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# right here!!
*defibrilates*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# *gasps*
Thanks, sonny boy.

*fears the wolf spider*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# I'd be scared of it
if it were in my pants nesting too ...
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Pffft...
"in"...
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Yeah, cheers for that.
I need some fluff now to get the spiders out my head.

Fluff.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# i'm on it daddio!!
*stamps with size ten steelies*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# try this:
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Pffft.
Nice try!

I thought it was going to be this =)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# aww velvety
although ... a bit too brown
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# i hate you!!!
you are wasted industry
AICMFP
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# What are you like boy?
The hover is your friend...

=)

(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# he bloody isn't!!
that hoover ahtes me!
it's always telling on me or making things up about me!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
*real lols*

And now, I must go and do some w*rk.

Have fun people, and be excellent to each other.

ives, remember to put your crayons away when you've finished with them =)

*loves you all*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)
# *eats crayons*
what?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Flamingorilla?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Now that
would be a serious challenge!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Elephant Beetle
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# I could see that!
Not too hard if I could find the parts....

Tho when looking for the parts I got more inspired to do this:
Rhinocerous Beetle, int he lovely?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Cor yes!
He looks formidable!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)
# /un-lurks
haha brill!

(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)
# squirrel+tits
oh, sorry. Wrong person.
;)

snake+bat
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# LOL!
;)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Would.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Oooh, scary!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# tiger shark
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# stag beetle
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# wolfhound
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Rabbit giraffe
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)
# clown fish? ... hmm, not that.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# ooh!
I like that one!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# not a barking spider then?

(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# I should imagine
he's not that level headed...
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Spider monkey?
Squirrel monkey?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Very nice

Catfish
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# I dun one
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Haha, ace =)
ace =)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# a mongoosegoose

a poor fist attempt. a panguin
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# LOL!
That I liek very much! CUTE!! :D
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# That is just too cute for its own good...
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# COCKBADGER
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# I think
that might be deemed too

Least ways, it would be the way I'd do it, ;)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# An amoebelephant
please
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)
# How about a badger and donkey?
You could call it a Bonkey.

Or a Dodger.

Or a Donker.

Or how about a tortoise and a badger? It would be a Tadger...
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# haha!
office LOL!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# A chameel
A chameleon and an eel
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Nice idea
but would we be able to see it?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)
# That's the cunning thing
Just do a picture of an empty bit of sea....
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)
# It's like The Thing!!!!
A Pig Monkey
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)
# nicely!!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Cheers Trelly
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Pimp my muppets!
Woo :)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:57, archived)
# image challange idea!
I'd vote it!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Me too =)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:00, archived)
# make it puppets and so would i
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# VERITY!
*curls round neck*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:00, archived)
# JAY!
*feeds mink snacks* :D
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# *looks around confusedly*
*wonders where Jess is*

*hides*

*peers out occasionally, trembling*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# where is jess anyway?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)
# W*rk
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)
# BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)
# ^ this
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)
# it's nearly your burfday!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# I know
I'm starting to feel creaky.

Did you know that mr horrible was 30 yesterday?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)
# no i did not
i was 30 last year o_O

*creak*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)
# *does the young person's dance*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Can I join in?
I'm ashally older than them, but I don't creak =)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# *trips with zimmer frame*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# *shakes fist from blanket-covered rocking chair*
Youth of today - no respect!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# If it makes you feel any better
Mr Trellis is older than both of you
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
# sugar daddy?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Only without the cash...
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# That would make him just your Daddy then.
Which seems more than a little wrong... O_o

(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# *waves*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Ah, but he snagged a gorgeous young filly...
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)
# I bet The Old Devil has a few years on him though
;)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# *cough*

471

(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)
# what?
is it nearly your burfday too?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)
# It is actually Pachey's birthday
on the day of my bash!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# ooh
*tries to think of AWESOME reason to get to Blackpool*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# ^ this
*excited*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Are you going to Verity's bash?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Is there a particular B&B everyone is staying at?
I want to get up to Blackpool for that one.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# I haven't sorted a B&B yet.
I guess we should look into that.

Verity, can you suggest one?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Hmmm.
Better look at transport as well.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)
# No
Much as I would love to spend my birthday with Verity and certain other attendees, I already made plans involving massages and Mozart. :)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# I don't want to spoil your weekend plans, but
I heard Mozart is dead.

;)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# zombie massage
:D
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Sounds splendid.
I'll try and remember to wish you happy birthday nearer the time, but just in case* I forget, I hope you have a lovely time =)


*just in case because I'll definitely
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Thank you
Are you going to the bash?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# I am indeed.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# fab 74 crew
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# I had a birthday in '74...
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
# mine this month too
hurrah
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# ooh
*thinks of erotic presents*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
# o_O
:D
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Just how imminent is this post?
Are you planning on posting like a mad thing for the next couple of hours?

Days?

Weeks?

Just so I know...
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Er... dunno
I think I might get bored of doing the countdown very shortly though.


4 hundred and summat
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Vestibule
*gnsos*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Leader
*mabreces*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# VERITY!
*doesn't curl round neck*


(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# DAYVE!
*hugs*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# DAVE!
*curls one off*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# yay
good stuff
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:57, archived)
# *giggles*
Cor, that was a while ago!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Excellent

Hello Aphex.

472
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)
# *readies photoshop*
*checks brightness functions all working properly*

'ning! =)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Ha ha
I'm not making the same mistake twice!


471
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# *starts wanking*
304
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Like you need an excuse
You going to be treating us for 40K then?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# not sure what to do tbh
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Get your kit off
It doesn't need to be any more complicated than that.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# oh yes it does
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# 304?!
*starts wanking*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# ?
starts continues
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# ta

Hi Pachey
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# 'ning bloke
=)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# 'sup dude
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Hehehe
Noice one mate!

Pimped up and ready to go!

Woo
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:00, archived)
# *woo-smooshes*
*yay-glomps*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Dunno...
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)
# ewwww
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Oh I don't know...
It'd be nice on sausages =)

Or tomatoes...
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)
# or chips
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Haha, carb overload =)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# hahahaaaaaaaaaaa
I nearly had a fit just then

this is total genius
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Haha, I did a big real lol then =)
I did a big real lol then =)Here have an IGCSW:

(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)
# TOO BROWN!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)
# haha
ello ivvy
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Herro!
*waves*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Yummy!
*buys*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Ketchup is just wrong!
Lovely pic though.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Errrr
Starchy badness!

Woo!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# *bokes*
Good point though... why tomatoes?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Ketchup
is just a name for a preserve. You can do it with all sorts of things. It doesn't have to be just tomatoes.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# In the distant future, the year 2000!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Yay!
I hope I had a part in that!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:57, archived)
# it all started
with subversive messages being broadcast through b3ta.com and from there the human race fell ..


is that what you're thinking?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)
# mwahahahahhahhahah
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# I don't like that font
:D
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# yay! :D
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# oh noes!
teh humans!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Binary Solo...
010011001101000101111100011001100011000101001
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Even though panned by the criticts, as irrisponsibley dangerous...
tortoise rodeo
... the tortoise rodeo was all the rage in the upper echelons of the Tring social circles...
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:41, archived)
# tring is a great name
nearly as good as penge
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Chipping Sodbury
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Ashby de la Zouch
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Newton Flotman
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Molten Koynes
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Newport Pagnell
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Horsey Windpump
It is a real place.




474
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
# It is - I've been there
It's very pretty, and made my dad go a funny colour
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# gosh
apparently it has a 'Small shop with light refershments'

I love refershments
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I think they grow on Shurbs* don't they?



*Another sign I saw once =)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I saw the most horrendous misuse of an apostrophe on Saturday
"Watche's £5"
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:00, archived)
# haha
my fav was "Xma's Tree' £12"
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# There's a hoarding in Derby around a building site which will eventually be "exclusive" flats*...
...and in 2-foot high letters is the slogan:

"BE WHERE ITS AT"

Someone has scratched an apostrophe into ITS to correct it =D

*Sorry, flats apartments =)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Woo for pedantic vandalism!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)
# I was there a few weeks ago
on holiday and I can confirm the refershments were lovely.

Also the beach there has hundreds of seals on it, twas fantastic!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
# *giggles*
Hey, someone's made it look nicer round here!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Arf.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:55, archived)
# i'm from milton keynes
and it does look exactly like that.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)
# if only

(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Arf!



(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# and to think it smells bad on the outside
:D
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Gussage All Saints
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Freckleton
FTW
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:50, archived)
# my ex was born there
another dull factoid
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:51, archived)
# You went out with a dull factoid?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahaha

*breathes*


hahahahaha
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Actually ....
....

;)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Less going out and more staying in?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# My maternal grandparents used to live there
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Henleaze is better
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)
# IVV! How's you?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Fine ta
Management course today, on lunch now.

How are you? :)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:57, archived)
# A little hungover
But otherwise very very good :-)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Oh yeah,
you live out that way.

I still think Freckleton is the better name.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
# *agrees to differ*
Sheepy Magna?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Now that IS a good name
:)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# 'ning lully!
*pounces*

*fondles bottom*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)
# COR!
'lo Kerry *mwah*!

How the devil are you?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)
# FTW
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Haha, Jess & I drove past there the other day and laughed =)
Jess & I drove past there the other day and laughed =)Cornwall n'est pas?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Aye!
Tha Corns be even more yokel than I. Which is yokel in the extreme.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# near Oxford there is the best named village ever
"Horton Cum Studley"

Ace.

P.s. also Ginge
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Is that shopped?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:43, archived)
# ^this^
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Also this - I suspect it may be too brown
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:45, archived)
# too brown? have i missed something?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Ah, quite possibly
Ranter from this morning
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Game over, man!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Game over man. Game over!
EDIT: Piss!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:50, archived)
# yay! mindpiss puddles
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Game over man. Game over!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:51, archived)
# heheheh
gronkpan's final comment makes me laff
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
# haha. It's brill
that's why threads should never be deleted!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I missed this "too brown" thing too.
Edit: ahhhh, I see.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:51, archived)
# hmmm
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:49, archived)
# No
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:49, archived)
# I didn't know 'Travellers' was an 'ethnicity'
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Travellers = Romany
Stateless nation.

/gypsy facts blog


473
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# bumper cars, 1884 version!
top shop! You suck donkeys' asses and smell of old wee
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I don't like the font
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:46, archived)
# hehe
I don't like this. Or that.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:46, archived)
# It's the
spelling of 'irresponsibly' that I object to.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:49, archived)
# And critics for that matter
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:50, archived)
# EAT MORE FUCKSOCKS!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:55, archived)
#

(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:31, archived)
# hahaha
quality
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Ass magnet!
*wants*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:31, archived)
# *sits on*
careful what you wish for
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Mmmmpphmmphmmmphhhm
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Wheeeeee!



(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:32, archived)
# owwwwwwwww
this is fab!
*guilty giggles*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:33, archived)
# haha
Love it
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha loon :)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Excellent




479
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:32, archived)
# So when you say 'imminent'
You mean miiiiiiiiiiiles away!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Tut tut
you just want to see her tits.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I just don't want to be the only flashing around here...
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Mine hurt today
I don't know why I'm telling you though
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:38, archived)
# You want one of us to proclaim "I'll rub it better",
I refuse though.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:39, archived)
# That could be it
but actually I think on a deeper (or possibly even shallower) level I just have post-diarrhoea and just type any old crap that comes into my head
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I had some trouble understanding how
having had diarrhoea made you titts hurt at a deeper level.

I hope my brain will come back soon
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:41, archived)
# too brown
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:44, archived)
# LEAVE MY FONT ALONE!!!!!!!!
*cries*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Is that where you feel the need to send out loads and loads of letters?




477
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:42, archived)
# yes
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:45, archived)
# nor do I
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:39, archived)
# You haven't done it





476
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:43, archived)
# I let evidence speak for itself
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Oh yeah, I remember that





475
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
# It still makes me freak out
how gray my belly button is. Is gross.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)
# kin brill
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:34, archived)
# haha!
Splendid.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Hahahaha - "What is within?"
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:39, archived)
# SPACKDOLIN
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:41, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I do rather like Spider and Scorpion
Woo, sir!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
# brilliant.
really
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Ninjas 10 - The Weapon of Despair
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:29, archived)
# STOP THE COMPO
we have a WINNAR!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Acesnessly!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:30, archived)
# hahahaha!
best one EVAH!

*clciks for the winnar*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
emo'd to death!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely done!

What's the CD?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Just some random "My Chemical Romance" one
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Hehe
That would break the camels back every time.

good show!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:34, archived)
# hahahahaa!
Ninja + Emo = Nemo?
Edit: no, it's Enja!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Pronounced Enya?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:36, archived)
# mind the seams
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
Genius!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:41, archived)
# probably

(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:38, archived)
# mindpissage!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:38, archived)
# yeah, Enya is mortal
I can stand a couple of songs, but not more.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Mint!
First thing I've seen on the board today, and it made me woo and yay!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:32, archived)
# gleeeeeee!



(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Micto?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Has he?
I bet he has.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:28, archived)
# twice, so i hear
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:28, archived)
# I seem to recall someone doing a mash up of micto as Hellboy
And now can't see the pic without thinking it's him...
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:28, archived)
# hahaha
I even thought it was him. I had to look twice.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:29, archived)
# yep, it's in his profile
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I think it's in his profile
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:35, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:28, archived)
# what are you doing out?
get back in that boot!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:29, archived)
# jeez dave
that's ace


(for Paint)
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:29, archived)
# *cough*
madeovertheweekendintattyshopANDpaint


(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Properly good that!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I love this song
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)
# that is so very woo
that i've got a damp patch
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:26, archived)
# *cranks up the itunes*
*edit* just you and I then old boy

shall I fetch the cocoa?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:27, archived)
# YAY!
*headbangs*
*headaches*
*sits down*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:31, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:42, archived)
# arf!
nice.

any joy with imageready?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:43, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)
# That is all teh clevererness
She-fluff sez woo!

(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Because I was stuck for 8 hours on the motorway over the weekend...
... and I only popped out for a pint of milk...



... Have this!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:19, archived)
# haha
needs more Norbert
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Dentist Angle?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)
# oui
le very same
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Distressed Mangle
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)
# pfft!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:21, archived)
# never use the a14 on a friday afternoon
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Pfft
Ban em!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:22, archived)
# WOO!
Superb
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:23, archived)
# They're transporting air
Very important job
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)
# What's in the lorries?
Other than illegal immigrants and murdered female hitchikers?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)
# lorries
85% of lorries on the road are used to transport other, smaller lorries
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:26, archived)
# what's in the smaller lorries?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:30, archived)
# radio waves
and custard

only small things can be transported
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Piss and biscuits.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Even smaller lorries
They're like, Russian doll lorries
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:32, archived)
# I had a russian doll once
but it went *pop*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:35, archived)
# ^ I would like to have this as a toy
*goes off to develop prototype*



478
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Ha!
this very much!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Quick n' dirty
Like Townsend's defence.

(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Ris?
Also morning all. I mean afternoon.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:21, archived)
# nings Pachey
how was your weekend? are you better?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Hello
Grim

Yes

You?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:23, archived)
# we bought my missus' mum a scooter
I didn't get a go on it :(
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:26, archived)
# That's rubbish
You need a new missus, missus' mum, or scooter.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:30, archived)
# I choose option 2
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:32, archived)
# hello
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Hi
I know what a flid is.

Pete Townsend on the other hand...
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)
# flid = thalidomide victim
ie. flappy little hands
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I just saw the word "kids", thought "flids", and, er...
Thought of B3ta...
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:21, archived)
# pffft!
*thalidomides*
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:23, archived)
# ooh...oh..oh
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)

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