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Oh noes! It am goosegtites forming in teh cave!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)

what?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)

i just realised

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:58, archived)

nekkids!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)

there is some sort of subliminal messaging here

tread warily, folks!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)

that's hardly subliminal

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:57, archived)

not the rabbit - the shears!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:58, archived)

for some reason

I really want to listen to the collected works of Jazzy Jeff...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:07, archived)

erm

...ok?

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)

I'm thinking Holy Grail

but lost on the goose link

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Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:57, archived)

*purchases carrot tops*

^{What do I do now, my lapine overlord?}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)

I've got no idea

but the bunny is extremely cute...

*turns on oven*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)

Friday is the best time for silly

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)

john virgo?

also: wooo :)

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)

'ning mate

Your other account at the cleaners?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)

it has stalled at 39998 posts

until i get round to doing a 40k pic

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)

haahaha oh!

40k deary deary me:P I know exactly what I'm going to do for my 30k:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)

I hope you can top the last one :)

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)

i don't think i can

so i'm not going to try

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)

Hehehe

I've got a good en planned and it involves nekkidness!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)

glad to hear it

your milestones have been noted for their lack of flesh

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)

Well this one will have a complete lack of clothes:D

Just over 4k to go:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)

mmm flesh

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)

Yeah I'm shaving my hamster:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)

Hurrah!

Me too!

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(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:58, archived)

yer

I got 10k coming up

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)

*glees*

Official five digit club then:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)

this needs more replies

so have another woo

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)

I'd woo it

but I can't see it. I'm at work, see.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)

wow that's ace!

woo!

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)

This reply

needs more replies

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)

I agree

woo!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)

hahaha

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)

I'm too old or young or stupid... and possibly not cool enough

because I need to have this explained to me...

I have a Woo ready... cocked locked and ready to rock, as it were...

also - Micto seems to have a hardon for it, so I'm sure it's good

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)

it's him out of the foo fighters

on a pic of him out of 'kung fu'

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)

Thats the best explanation of my pics

EVAH!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)

it pays to be nice and specific for these old folk

*runs*

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)

ri-ight!

so I'm not cool enough... brilliant :D

Also - unfortunately the woo went off my my hand and someone's dead now... so I'm going to have to lie low

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)

Dave Grohl?

I didn't recognise him without hair.

Woo!

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)

THIS - I know who the bloke from the Foo Fighters is

... he's the drummer for Tenacious D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)

this sort of thing, I'm afraid

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)

Sorry, but it had to get out my head...

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..wil, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)

Facebook Graffiti

I suck at it....

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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)

EGG!

EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG!

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)

Nice. What is this Face-Book I keep

hearing about?

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)

It's a program that people use

instead of having friends I think
Honk!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)

It's the SFW version

of ArseBook.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)

hahaha

*pokes*

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

*turns into a zombie or whatever it is all the cool kids on facebook are doing these days*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)

lets bring back the stick and hoop

the poke thing was meant to be an allusion to rampant bum sex on 'arsebook'

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)

it's a book

made out of faces

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)

a e

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

This^^

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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)

e ae

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)

^ that

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)

paedant!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)

you're right

being neither Brit nor Merkin, I find it hard sometimes to distinguish between the spellings :)

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)

That's the image I had.

A big leather-bound book full of skinned faces. A serial killer flicks through the pages, slowly masturbating.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)

precisely

www.b3ta.com/board/7677167

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)

can't wait for the bollywood version

the dance sequences will be great!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)

it's a big book of faces

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

It is a serial killer trophy scrapbook thing

try not to worry too much about it

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

Cor

I was just thinking that's what it might be.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)

Mass murder mind piss!

\o/

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)

You have

the bumeyes?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)

When come back, bring pie.

Wanker.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)

hmm, pie

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)

mmmmm pie

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)

Try pie,

try!

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)

Pie tastes like

Donkey poop....

WOO

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)

More silliness

(This is why I don't draw people)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:35, archived)

haha

love the style

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)

Really? Yay!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)

Me too

lovely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)

nonono that's cool

you should draw more people

(especially if they are nuns and novices)

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)

Yes!

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..wil, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)

very good!

Now i go make bacon and go to college!
tata

& draw more people :D

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Cae1, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)

cor

thats ace!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)

hee hee

good style trelly
puts me in mind of somebody

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)

Is he fishing for chinamen?

I can't draw for toffee so this gets a big woo!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)

they're not bad people*

what's with the mad caligraphic type lines you use?

/edit/*that sounded really 'damning with faint praise', which i didn't intend. You do nice illustration type drawings that are better than anything I could do.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)

they're mad

and caligraphic

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)

super mad and caligraphic?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)

expedient, delicious!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)

GAH!

DAMMIT!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)

I like the way your mind works

but I'm also worried you've got constant sun stroke.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)

expiallydocious!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)

especially

all the close ones

(that was the closest i could get to expiallydocious (sp) with real words *hangs head in shame*)

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)

They might be bad people.

Have you met them?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)

I lyke the Terkeesh blowke spon-sore-ed by Nike

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7677105

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)

morning,

would

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)

good morning

how the devil are you?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)

devilish

and hungry and sleepy ... and I would like a coffee... and I don't want to do my work.

you?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)

Lully.

At least you can actually draw.

EDIT: What ^ they all said. It's a very nice style.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)

that's brilliant and I really like it

you should draw more in a similar vein... vain.. veighn... vane...? I HATE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE THIS MORNING.

From now on, I'm speekin' funetically

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)

Whale oil beef hooked.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)

just don't speak in "kittin"

or I'll have to come round there!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)

aww ickle wickle waspy boxy woo woo is *cough*

*choke* *boke* *dies*

urgh - talking 'kittin' tastes like someone's stuffed a heady mulch of rotten rose pettals into my mouth... except they haven't stuffed it into my mouth, it's actually coming up my throat from my lungs as I speak it and there's thorns in the mulch and they're cutting my throat while I try to speak and the putrescent syrupy liquid which bubbles up with it is running into the cuts and stinging and burning but at the same time sweet and maddening...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)

excellent

stay there, I'll come up and fuck your corpse.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)

the tragedy is

you were right first time

(i just had a minor spack trying to spell tragedy)

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)

ha ha ha

the irony of it all.

*shakes fist at universe*

If only I could figure out some way to get one back on irony!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

aluminiumy

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)

close - but I'm afraid the answer we were looking for was:

Manganesey... Manganesey is one back from Irony.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)

rust

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)

Draw more people!

I think that's great..!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)

did you ever consider starting a career as a japanese calligraphist?

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)

That's all of the lully!

your people are a shitload better than the mutant forms I draw.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)

I am liking that

LOTS!

Woo, and indeed Yay!

*clicks*

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)

this really reminds me of a book I had as a kid

therefore it is good

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:57, archived)

omg! the pain!

i like it ;)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)

Morning Bouys and Guls...

Click for bigger (67KB)

bigger version is better! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:35, archived)

mother?

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)

yes son!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)

she looks a bit peaky

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)

poor girl!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)

mictoboy's spare account's had her

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)

who hasnt!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)

how's it going rev?

woo to the pic by the way. spooky and well done as usual

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)

not bad thanks

havent really been on here for a while - been working on xmas cards! :) not that i'll be able to sell my designs! :(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)

i tried that a few years ago

no bugger liked them =(

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)

i bet they were great!

:) i'll post them on here when i'm happy with them :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)

Yay!

I like these

*fetches chainsaw*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)

hehehhe

cheers! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)

That's excellent..!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)

thank you sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)

ooof!

here, you need that more than I do
*gives filled roll*

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)

mmmmmmmm breakfast!!

i must make some soon! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

I recognise her

I'm sure I do.

WOO YAY JESSE, KING OF THE MACARE

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)

hehhee

thanks Prof! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)

"Honey, delivery truck's here!"

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:35, archived)

hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D

but shouldn't it have 5 backwheels now?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)

hehehehe

does anyone know where i can buy 2-blade razors?
they're like rocking horse shit these days

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)

2 blades?

that's a bit backwards isn't it?

edit: have to say that i do like the new gillette fusion (5 blades). it's not so much that it gets smooth results as that it glides gently over my face, rather than raping it.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)

1 blade is the way forward

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)

*hunts for link*

ah yes... www.irregularwebcomic.net/1186.html

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)

hahaha

great link

this says it all
www.irregularwebcomic.net/1.html

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)

The best blades IMO

are just those simple single blade Wilkinson disposables.

They work, you get about 3-4 good shaves out of each one, and you can get a huge bag of them for a quid in poundstores. Score!

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..wil, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)

hahah- great

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)

hahaha

splendid

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)

Sticking it to the establishment

for 25 years

Keep up the good work

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)

I like that

a lot

*clicks*

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)

Why thank you very much :D

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)

ahaha

nice pic
but the idea that ch4 is somehow anti-establishment makes me laugh more than somewhat

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)

haha ^this

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)

Yeah that is a fair point nowadays

but over its history, breaking new ground and heading new cultural trends in Britain has definitely been its role.

Just a pity it's all reality shows and, erm, reality shows - nowadays.

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)

don't forget the reality shows

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)

hmm

i'm not sure i agree with that tbh

but frankly, who cares? the one thing i've noticed about using this spare account is that it doesn't have anyone on ignore, and it's made absolutely no difference to me, so i might unignore everyone once i'm back as me

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)

why are you using a spare account?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:35, archived)

i failed to make a 40k celebratory picture last night

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)

fair dos

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)

I've been ignored by some folks

and it certainly hasn't made any difference to me!

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..wil, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)

I've found that before.

the people I put on ignore are generally twats who don't hang around for too long.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)

indeedy!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)

i dunno that that's necessarily what it means

Ch4 does tend to court controversy more than other channels, which suggests a tendency to ignore the establishment more than anti it, but which still comes under the heading of 'sticking it'

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)

Give the man a banana

thank you - that's kind of what I meant. Scandalising grannies with filth and making the red tops angry with, erm, filth is always good fun :)

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)

red tops?

~~homogenised~~ skimmed milk?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:33, archived)

I can't see it yet

... but if I wait, and I'm very quiet, maybe it'll peek out it's head an... oh! there it is... look - isn't it beautiful

:D

[whispers]woo yay[/whispers]

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)

*turns megaphone up to 'Blessed'*

'NIIIING!
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)

*head shakes like a bell*

*gingerly brings hands up to either side of head to cease the reverberations*
*unexpected horse*

more ning fine sir.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:35, archived)

sweet sciatic hungover Friday 'nings

Funder-ment

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)

*licks*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)

*gasps*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)

funder funder, funder funder CATS!

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:33, archived)

ho?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)

FUNDER

*clap clap clap*
FUNDER
*clap clap clap*
FUNDER
*clap clap clap*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:35, archived)

Funder cats are loose....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)

they need to do more pelvic floor exercises then :D

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

give that man a celebratory carrot!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)

*sings*

"I was caught!
In the middle of a railroad track!"

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)

Clickworthy!

wooo

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Cae1, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)

There's a click right there

I'd tag it though...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)

In a "Dave" stylee

'ning all

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:16, archived)

now that is a little disturbing

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)

Arf - and ning!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)

Dave

wait, you're not Dave!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)

dave?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)

the hat

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)

i don't really know what to say to that

edit: except that i've got joel's 'hover bacon' song in my head
and i don't even like it that much

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)

Hover Bacon?

Sounds like a form of rudimentory transport. This must be implemented.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)

check it out baby

www.rathergood.com
or check one of the more recent newsletters

it's spectacularly annoying though

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)

Hahahaha!

MANGLE THOSE PIXELS JUST LIKE DAVE WOMAN!

Woo! and 'ning!

EDIT: I like the blowhole job in the picture top left
punpunpunpunpunpunpunpunpun!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)

ah, there you are.

Dave

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)

hehehe

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)

cheers

also no blowhole, twas meant to be someone getting knighted...plus I got Charles doing the gardening too :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:35, archived)

Hahaha!

talking to the seaweed?
PARP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)

'ning all
edit: have a filthy pea from last night

original less squinty to read version:
www.b3tards.com/u/0c41ab1857dcde9e2686/batmansubside.jpg

edit:apologies for the 3k over, I swear it was smaller when I uploaded it...honest guv' etc

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)

Hahaha!

Tilty Villains!
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)

pffft

i read that as titty villains

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)

such as catwoman?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)

she's doing an eartha kitt

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)

quite liderally, mate!

mate!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:33, archived)

*points and winks*

i'm not just a pretty face you know!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)

hahahaha

plus woo to the tilty post too :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:33, archived)

EMPTY CATWOMAN'S LITTER TRAY, WOMAN!

WOMAN!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)

best of all the villains!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)

I did too

and I was all like 'oooh! where' and then I was all like looking for them, and then I couldn't see them so I was all like 'have I read that right?' and then I read it again and saw it was tilty and I was all like 'ma-an :('

true story!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)

needs more

Zudjuice.
I'm really not enjoying 90% of the entries of this compo.

This one is good. Woo!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:22, archived)

nice

and gives me an opportunity to jump on this bandwagon

"It's OK your highness, it's a routine stunt"

cfb

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)

he's not the kind to kiss and tell...

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)

The amuses me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)

Pearl With a Girl Necklace

good ning

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:01, archived)

hahaha

that's grand!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)

pffft

'ning Freebs

'ning all

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)

Sexy 'phexy

*presents*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)

fellatia fellowes

*mounts*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)

straight down to business

*humps away happily*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:10, archived)

yeah, you can get a cup of tea later

*rogers frantically*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:11, archived)

*squelch*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)

how's the foot?

*pistons*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-OH-K, ta!

A bi ...a bi ... a bit .. sore
Sci-AH!-ti-CAHHH!'s a bit ... a bit .... UNGGGG!!!!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:14, archived)

yeah sciatica's a bitch when it's a bit ung

*arse-a-blur*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:16, archived)

'Ning Minksky

*smoooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:10, archived)

'ning *insert name of unforgiving woman here*

*smoosh*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)

Lucrezia?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)

*googles*

yeah, that'll do for now

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)

*chokes on tea*

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)

dearie me

ning freebs

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)

I hate to be the one to say it

.. but that pearl is too brown!

:P

'ningles Lee *glomp*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)

Oi Bernard!

Are we using real names now?
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)

meep

have I told you my name? Cos if not that's a damn fine guess!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:04, archived)

it bloody is, isn't it?

I tried to colour balance but it just looked shit

so we'll just say that there's a big orangey-brown curtain hung up in front of it, that's casting a reflection

Ning Bern

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:04, archived)

heheh

OK
In which case it is lovely. And so are you.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:05, archived)

pearls are an icky brown until you polish them up

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)

Are they really

/learns something new every day blog

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)

hahaha you loon!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)

Lovely

Morning Freebs.

Busy day?

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)

oops

er

It will be

*runs*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:04, archived)

Hee hee!

'ning loon!
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:04, archived)

Haha - you loon!

And that ning's still bloody scary

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:05, archived)

hahaha... silly

Can I leave this jolly friday tune here?

www.notacult.com/images/flower_theme_song.mp3

Thanks!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:05, archived)

whoohoo - it's Friday?!

kin brilliant
*glees sleepily*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:06, archived)

you need some work to do, clearly

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)

why are you in a spare account?

Room for a small one? ;)

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:08, archived)

40k post imminent

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:10, archived)

well 'imminent' might be pushing it a bit

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:16, archived)

ihave totally failed to prepare a 40k celebration pic

it's my last day at work today!

HUZZAH!

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:14, archived)

hurrah

your parting shot should be to leave bogeys on all the light switches

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:15, archived)

no my parting shot will be to have not done anything productive

for the past six months
i imagine my internet usage logs will make interesting reading

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)

heheheh

"That guy that just left - we think he was an insider for Deagostini"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)

pffft

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:22, archived)

Hooray for your last day at work!

You get extra points for taking your naked pic at work you know.

*hopes*

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:16, archived)

no chance

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)

Bah

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)

congratulifeofleisureations!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)

Hahaha

Good 'ning!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:08, archived)

That's splendid.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:10, archived)

lovely, lovely stuff...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:11, archived)

gallstone with a girl necklace.

splendid stuff

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:15, archived)

eeef

does your phone do polyphonics?
cos kerry emailed me the actual notes to the horses song, if you could be arsed programmingg them in

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)

My god man

that is an incredible piece of work madam.

More ning all and sundry.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)

Out now.... or just download the pdf

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:56, archived)

*piratebays*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:59, archived)

yarrrr!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)

hahaha!

*downloads*

...why bother when you can download ~~Flash~~ Fireworks

Speaking of pirates... anyone else see Peter Serevanowitz last night?
Very disappoibnting, but the Pirate Chat Line was funny

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:01, archived)

why bother when CS3 photoshop has animation

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)

not yet tried it

so it's built into PS now? I thought you still had to switch to Flash (instead of switching to Imageready)

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:05, archived)

ooooH!

Have CS3 but haven't installed yet...

That's my weekend gone now then.

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:06, archived)

it's CS3 install day for me today

*caresses box*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:10, archived)

pfft!

sorry

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)

it comes with a box?

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)

yep

it's about the size of a small cake

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)

I thought it just came down a wire in things called RAR files

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:22, archived)

that's the pirate version

RARRRRRRR

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)

Aah...I get it now...

The box was a pdf...you downloaded it, printed it out and made it up, Blue Peter style!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)

*raises handbag*

~~fireworks~~ flash
:P

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)

Kitchen Gun FTW!

I thought it was great. Certainly the best sketch show on TV at the moment.

(

Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:35, archived)

Why disappointing?

I thought it was ace.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)

he could have cut the whole 'clone/big brother' thing which never went above a single gag, but some of the stuff - particularly the guide to finding a life partner/getting married, was brilliant...

'now, take another look at those breasts'

and that butterfield character is a great parody of that pi insurance guy

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)

The big brother thing made me laugh

'cos of the attention to detail. I think he was meant to be Mikey from Big Brother of a few years ago. The getting married thing was great as well.

(

Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)

not having seen big brother, I probably missed a lot on that running gag

generally though, it was great, and probably worthy of the hype for a first episode

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:57, archived)

arrrrrrrf!

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)

hahahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)

Any chance at all that this HASN'T bindun?

Story

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:53, archived)

haha!

I don't think it has been done..

(

Cae1, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:54, archived)

you mean, by Wogan, about 15 minutes ago? ;)

'ning fella

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:54, archived)

*slaps*

you take that back!
Hahaha! YES!!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:55, archived)

hahahaha, Snorker?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:56, archived)

Dont mind if I do . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:58, archived)

those ... sausages ... are repulsive!

'ningles Sir Hat!

*smoosh!*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:59, archived)

'ning Luvvy! Y'know

If there was an award for 'B3tard least likely to turn her nose up at a free donkey's cock' I wouldn't have thought it wouldn't be you . . .
Did I get the correct number of negatives? C];0D

Did I get the correct number of negatives? C];0D

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)

That sentence is too complicated for this time of day

need coffee
and donkey cock

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)

*touches nose*

*points at Bernard*

AHA!
yes you are now Bernard

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:04, archived)

*scared*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:06, archived)

'Ning Archie

*smooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:55, archived)

'ning m'lovely!

*smooshes right back*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:56, archived)

*watches disappointedly*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:56, archived)

*gravitational flux*

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:57, archived)

Hahahaha!

*critical masses Archie*
Hahaha! Event horizon!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:59, archived)

Extra big smoosh for using Allo Allo

*smoooooooooooooooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:01, archived)

Yippee!

Right I must ~~do some work~~ get on with the Happy Friday song
gleeeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)

Happy Happy Friday!

Hey DTH, would you be up for coming to see a fantastic play starring a stunningly gorgeous romantic lead at the end of the month?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:04, archived)

Could be!

Send me details! and we have a concert in November Faure's requiem . . . but it's pricey about £14 a titick. Also some free jazz gigs in December
Yippee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)

nice bit o' music that

/complete classical music philistine but I know that blog

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:11, archived)

free jazz gigs in december?

*could be interested - I'd never PAY to see you perform, Dave ;)*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)

Soz, no webbed feet . . .

no webbed feet . . .C];0) You'd be ver' welcome but it's a bit of a drive for you . . . wheras Mrs. T is significantly nearer
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/insults/post92056/

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

Ace!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)

'ning Mrs T

*lesbo smoosh!*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:01, archived)

*gets the camera*

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:06, archived)

Jesus, Archie

What have you done to my back?

/paralysed by sciatica blog

*SMOOSH nonetheless*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:58, archived)

hahaha, *smooshes* :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:06, archived)

I've not seen it

Lovely stuff!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:55, archived)

Thankies!

I took waaaay to long . . . /Paint blog
sigh

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:56, archived)

har

the Duke of Buckloo - he's a big fan of t-shirts

'ning b3ta

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:57, archived)

I understand all but one of those words individually . . .

they make absolutely no sense in that order

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:59, archived)

'ningles Oh Mighty One

*mighty smoosh*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:01, archived)

*smergs*

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)

*merms contentedly*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:05, archived)

Good moaning!

Ning all.

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:59, archived)

neeeng!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)

Ha ha ha

'Ning David.

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:01, archived)

*ninglehugs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)

For Crack

(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:16, archived)

Lovely card effect there.

*prints off goes on a crime spree*

(

Aenesis, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:33, archived)

Haha

saw something like this on wednesday

(

Cae1, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:46, archived)

Yep

was in a reply to one of my compo posts

Here

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:57, archived)

(

Cae1, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)

because its quiet

and i have nothing better to offer

(

rossington salty, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:02, archived)

I say

That is rather splendid indeed, sir. Woo Yay. *click*

And 'ning B3ta.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:05, archived)

most kind

also, 'ning

(

rossington salty, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:09, archived)

'tis most dead this morning

I shall eat some breakfast and then return, in the hope that some butterfly effect causes more people to log on as I eat weetabix. Or something.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:13, archived)

*logs on*

'ning matey =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:24, archived)

'Ning Pavlov

Long time no see

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:33, archived)

'ning!

*fondles*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:35, archived)

Ooh, early fondling!

'Ning
*enjoys*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:36, archived)

dave?

(

Just Flange, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:11, archived)

i was waiting for that

(

rossington salty, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:13, archived)

glad to oblige.

(

Just Flange, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:18, archived)

I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

AND I WANT YOU TO SHOW MEEEEEEEEEE

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:15, archived)

I WANNA FEEL WHAT LOVE IIIIIIIIIIIS

I KNOW YOU CAN SHOW MEEEEEEE

(

Just Flange, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:18, archived)

Nicely!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:24, archived)

Is that the rather sexy DB9?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:28, archived)

Celica I think

'Ning JS

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:29, archived)

Yes it is a lovely Toyota Celica.

Also 'ning B3ta

(

Aenesis, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:31, archived)

'Ning Bunty

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:31, archived)

'Ning Mrs T

(

Aenesis, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:34, archived)

'ning Mrs!

hope friday finds you happy and jolly?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:39, archived)

Reasonably - I have tea and I should have been paid today

That makes today better than yesterday :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:42, archived)

unfortunatly not

its supposed to be a Celica GT4. As long as people can tell its a car i'm happy

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rossington salty, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:30, archived)

Woo! I got it right!

Tis lovely - now can you do the rather sexy DB9?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:30, archived)

i'll get on it this evening

at work now. rubbish

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rossington salty, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:34, archived)

\o/ I look forward to it!

Astons are yummy

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:36, archived)

Woo!

I loves astons , me

/know nothing about cars expect what i see on top gear blog

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:40, archived)

Haha, same here!

Astons are works of art

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:41, archived)

perhaps not

after i've given one a vectoring!

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rossington salty, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:46, archived)

Hahaha!

That's apparent not knowing the difference between a majestic Aston Martin and a Toyota!

ashally I had to look twice . . .
There was a lady with an Aston Martin High-Vis on the stairs at work yesterday . . .

There was a lady with an Aston Martin High-Vis on the stairs at work yesterday . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:55, archived)

I think

it's a toyota celica but I may be wrong.
Edit: I'm always bloody late :(

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:30, archived)

'Ning B3ta

Anyone know what happened to my Dick Dastardly vs Diana FP?

T'has been stolens!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:53, archived)

OO Ive got a black GT4 :D

/boasting blog

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:03, archived)

haha!

i hope these become a continuing series.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:07, archived)

Possibly...

if only because this is about all I've got time to make at the moment. I'm still lurking and commenting occasionally but I've run out of excuses for not doing my current crop of work so I'm having to actually do it now.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:15, archived)

madness!

work is for labourers, and they are a dirty people. don't be one.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:22, archived)

Arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:14, archived)

I want to be stuck in a Dutchman's clog!

I WANT I WANT I WANT!

'ning you! I drewded another but I'll have to post it later
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:16, archived)

Cor!

I'm going to bed now, maybe you could gaz me a linky? If not I'll spazz back later.
I haven't drawn anything for days. I'm actually having to knuckle down and work for a change :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:17, archived)

ahhhahhah!

An excellent end to my week.
LATERS ALL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:18, archived)

Have a great weekend :)

And it's g'night to you all from me too, it's my bedtime :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:20, archived)

'night!

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:22, archived)

BUT IT'S TIME FOR GAYSHIFTOVERTIME.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:20, archived)

Cya Hare.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:20, archived)

'night!

see you anon. i'm headed to my pile of rags too.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:22, archived)

OH SHIT

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:19, archived)

Hahahaha!!

Early morning laughings right there!

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McBadger COW, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:22, archived)

how bizarre

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:54, archived)

That is a fabuloysly happy Friday 'ning!

It made me smile

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:25, archived)

Trapped in the hive..

Original: www.worstpreviews.com/media.php?id=117&image=2&place=posters&place2=poster

(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:21, archived)

pfffft!

before the image loaded I thought that was gonna be a Resident Evil joke.

/sad

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:22, archived)

*peas a bee*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:23, archived)

I HAVE A HIVEMIND ALL OF MY OWN.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:23, archived)

MY OWN PRIVATE HIVEMIND.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:28, archived)

that is a bee, not a pee.

i am confused.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:23, archived)

From WIki...

Bootleg copies of R. Kelly's sex tape became widely available on the black market and over file sharing networks. The tape showed numerous sex acts, including the girl being urinated upon.

(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:26, archived)

thanks!

i had no idea it was him. i know the name but all these celebretrons look the same.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:29, archived)

the pee reference is kind of a clue.

I wouldn't recognise him if I stepped over him in the gutter, either..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:31, archived)

heh.

hetero piss films are off my radar.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:33, archived)

well, quite.

I did like the Dave Chapelle sketch "Pee On You"..
especially since he kept pushing the joke just to annoy Kelly.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:35, archived)

hokey pokey.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:15, archived)

SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT!

Woosome.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:17, archived)

sorry, was away looking for important papers.

i updated you on hamwig below.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:19, archived)

Harryfist woman!

Spiderman's fucked now!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:17, archived)

does whatever a harryfistwoman can.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:19, archived)

i so wish i wasn't banned from the erotic services section again.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:21, archived)

I CANNAE SEE IT

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:19, archived)

The bottom half of a woman in black tights, panties and suspenders

and the top half is a hairy man's arm clenched into a fist.

IN OUT IN OUT SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:24, archived)

FISTIANA!

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:31, archived)

*turns around*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:31, archived)

DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN', GUYS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:57, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:04, archived)

THAT'S THE WAY, UH-HUH, UH-HUH.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:18, archived)

HIS ASS!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:15, archived)

Woo

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:05, archived)

flex it like you mean business!

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:08, archived)

cor!

"lets fist again...like we did last summer...."

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:09, archived)

SOURCE!!!!

That is one sexy fist

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 8:38, archived)

That

is disturbing yet sexy, which is the best kind of disturbing, and no matter what you're into, at least one extremity will suit you!

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..wil, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)

TED TURNER:

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:00, archived)

Give em hell Ted!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:04, archived)

I FEEL A LITTLE LIGHT-HEADED.

uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Crack#Fun-Ass_Shit_to_do_on_Crack

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:11, archived)

Drill two holes and call me in the morning, Doctor Ventmore.

Doctor Ventmore.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:16, archived)

are you a real doctor?

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:22, archived)

A little late to ask that!

/Groucho Marx blog

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:25, archived)

uh-oh.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:28, archived)

Voted most likely to lose a pocket vibrator in the ass of a fat woman from Scarberia.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:31, archived)

no wai! trust comes first!

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:34, archived)

"fit, confident and share this interest"?

So no prolapsed uteruses, then?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:36, archived)

WELL I HAVEN'T HAD ANY COMPLAINTS YET!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:25, archived)

yes, dr. mabuse, there's a reason for that....

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:30, archived)

Lies. I use the most upto date procedures.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:32, archived)

NURSE! MORE LEECHES, STAT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:36, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

look at the face on this one. "this is a woman photo editors dream about" indeed.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:43, archived)

19 what? 1972 more like.

Mutton dressed as tramp.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:47, archived)

age in the headline: 19.

age in the body of text: 22.

real age: 36.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:52, archived)

yeah that is a bit of a giveaway.

Is "massage" code for rub 'n' tug? or is there no need for codes on craigslist?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:57, archived)

whores aren't allowed to openly say they're whoring.

they have to follow the laws of california, where craigslist was founded. so some offer 'massage' and 'modelling', but plenty offer sex acts openly too and ask for 'donations'.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:01, archived)

needs more dick.

and where the hell is Porto Rica?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:47, archived)

just off the coast of io.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:53, archived)

sounds like a wretched hive of scum and villainy

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)

CAPTAIN PLANET!!!!

/Robot Chicken

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:07, archived)

*kicks nuts*

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:41, archived)

IS DEAD

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:13, archived)

ZOMBIE TURNER WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:14, archived)

GOODNIGHT SWEET PRI... OH MY FUCKING GOD NO!!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:15, archived)

WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF FUNTIME

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:20, archived)

o no!

compo it.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:14, archived)

heh!

shake harder, boy!

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McBadger COW, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:23, archived)

Stop dogs from peeing on your hydrants - HYDRANT GUARD (tm)

BIGGER

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OneOfSome, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 5:21, archived)

BUT HE'LL JUST PEE INSIDE!

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 5:22, archived)

Yeah, but try keeping the yifers off it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 5:23, archived)

laika?

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Kaiser, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 5:24, archived)

rhinestone cowboy.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 5:25, archived)

*la la la la la laaaaa*

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Kaiser, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 5:26, archived)

fuck we need a karaoke board.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 5:28, archived)

LA LA LA, LA LA LA-LA LA, LA LA LA, LA-LA LA LA-LA LA

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:01, archived)

JUST CAN'T GETCHOO OUTTA MAH HEAD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:11, archived)

i am imprisoned in your haed like a dog in a fire hydrant!

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:14, archived)

Hydrants cause SpaZm head_painz

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 5:26, archived)

kelowna is very dog-friendly. calgary is more likely to institute this measure.

albertans are (largely) assholes.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 5:27, archived)

Wow, that dog would totally get the glass coffe-table effect

when I shit all over it.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 5:28, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7676777

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 5:39, archived)

YIFF YIFF GRRRRRR!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 5:59, archived)

POOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 5:59, archived)

POOOO!

I LIKE POO.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:14, archived)

LET'S HAVE A POO PARTY!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:18, archived)

* * * you are in a coma * * *

click for bit biggar

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 5:15, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 5:21, archived)

that japanese shredded wheat guy is going to be pissed that you made him a broad.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 5:24, archived)

it's his sister

Domonette

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 5:26, archived)

bah, look at the adam's apple.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 5:29, archived)

I had a joke ready about Domonette tricks

but I forgot it.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 5:29, archived)

Domo does tricks...

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:21, archived)

I AM IN A CALL CENTRE.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 5:28, archived)

I'M AT YOUR HOUSE. CALL ME.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:01, archived)

YOU MUST BE IN THE WRONG HOUSE, I DON'T HAVE A LANDLINE.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:16, archived)

HES GOT ONE OF THOSE NEW FANGLED CELLULAR BRICK SIZED PHONES

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:20, archived)

Call me. Dial your number. Go ahead.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:30, archived)

I DID AND THE PHONE IN MY POCKET STARTED RINGING. IT WAS ENJOYABLE.

WHAT IS THIS GREY SQUARE I SEE?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:34, archived)

Robert Blake as the Mystery Man.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0116922/quotes

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:49, archived)

Watch it Zach!

(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 5:12, archived)

woah.

an excellent use of perspective.. TO FUCK MY BRAIN IN.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 5:18, archived)

Pffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 5:18, archived)

yeah, watch it sac.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 5:23, archived)

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