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# Bless him, now he's got some time to go sight-seeing.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)
# *sings Poisoning Pigeons in the Park*
Lovely work!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)
#
"but they still go for peanuts when coated with cy-a-nide...."


:)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)
# 'The sun's shining bright, everything seems alright!'
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)
# with a loaf of mother's pride, and a touch of cyanide
persecuting pidgeons in trafalgor square
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)
# That too - giggled like a loon first time I heard that
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)
# With some stuff that looks like paint,
but I promise you it aint!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)
# He's DEAD!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I didn't say the photo was taken today.
Although it's quite sunny in town today.

Yet In my heart it's still pissing down.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Awwwwwww
*big hug*

It's Friday ... let us swiftly put up the emotional umbrella of booze.

BTW all the denizens aren't dead, they've just dispersed ... and I doubt Jack is, either ...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)
# I've got a one-track mind.
The only words that registered there were ''Booze' and 'Jack'. Mmmmm Nice JD & Coke.

*saunters over the road to the boozer*

Barkeep, when you have a moment!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)
# he won't have heard that
as you accidentally typed it into the internet
instead of saying it outloud
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Hahaha, noooo!
Also, who said TV news was dumbing down?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)
# good
riddance

is all I have to say about that
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:39, archived)
# ^ What he said, with extra Ice Magic on top.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)
# mint flavour?
and don't forget the hundreds and thousands :)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)
# But, of course
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)
# good
because if you had suggested orange flavour, I would have had to come round your house and slap you with a wet fish. And that would have taught you a lesson. I'm not sure what lesson. But a lesson none-the-less.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)
# You're a harsh task-master.
But I like your brand of educational justice.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Thank god I can at last watch some BBC bulletins without her fizzog turning up.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:39, archived)
# is it wrong
to want to bundle her into my apartment and tie her to the bed?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Although I have an immense amount of respect for you as a person,
I'm afraid the answer is 'Yes'.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)
# damn
oh well. at least i won't have to share her.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)
# is it wrong
to want to bundle her into my apartment and tie her to the bed? stab her repeatedly in the face whilst shouting "get the fuck off my television you trowelled up whore".

Nope, don't think so.

EDIT - just to add, in case this stupid bint does actually get stabbed repeatedly in the face, by a total loon, it wasn't me. Honest.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Harsh
but fair
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)
# feckin Office Guffaw!!!!!!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)
# hahahah
i think i love you
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)
# haha
i won't be using a knife, anyway
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:57, archived)
# "EDIT - just to add, in case this stupid bint does actually get stabbed repeatedly in the face, by a total loon, it wasn't me. Honest."
probably me mistaking a knife for my penis again. you wouldn't believe the trouble i got in last time.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)
# As long as you
weren't trying to cut the sunday roast...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Lasagne
Fresh from the oven.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Yikes...
o_O
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Haha, woo!
woo!Ace shadowage =)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Most kind, sir. Most Kind.
*attempts to do Elizabethan-era complicated bow involving a big hat*

*falls over in the attempt*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)
# He he
Even creatures of pure evil need a day off.
'ningles all.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Ning, sir!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Sometimes it's hard to keep up with all these newfangled interweb acronyms...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Feckin' Class!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)
# I've got the last 2
but the first two? Nope. not a clue. Sorry.

Woo for the pic though :)

EDIT - "I Am Not A Lemur" maybe? And "I Am Not In Liverpool??? like I say, dunno.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:35, archived)
# the second one is
"i am not in love" i think

edit: maybe the first one is "i am not a loser"? i can't get the last one though which is really stupid of me.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)
# it's the most famous line from
the TV series "The Prisoner" :)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)
# So it is!
I've never actually watched the Prisoner and I still know the line...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)
# my dad was in the Prisoner
/exciting fact
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)
# cor!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)
# told you it was exciting!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Second one is I'm not in love
I got the last two.
What's the first one?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I know the first one
I exchange it for the last two
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I Am Not An Animal *schlurp*
I Am Not A Number, I Am A Free Man.

So what's number one, then?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Sugababes
"About you know"

but what's the relevance to this picture?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Ho ho.
SPANG!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)
# pfffft
.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I don't understand

*Googles 'ANAL'*

oooOOOOOHHHHH!


(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Silly Lord Hat of Daveington!
:)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)
# I thought the first one was
I am not a librarian.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)
# also
shouldn't the first one be more like



??
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] mustapha bindun
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# shopped pics only
:D
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] woo
but not compo'd ???

to redress the balance, here is a compo entry

(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# 25p?
no wonder she had a lot of business
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# hahahaha!
i should do that to the fraser version i posted the other day.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Self adhesive stamps!!
:o)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
# *pffffffffft*
Wet keyboard...AGAIN!

WOO
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
She gives ET the facking horn!



(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha.
i'm still trying to catch up, playing elo at the mo'
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Yay!
Me too!


(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# i'm sure i have the blue vinyl 45 somewhere.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# that's a dangerous game
he goes home looking for some fun

(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# YAY for CDCs!!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)
# arf
lovely

(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Later than antici . . . . pated
THE HAPPY FRIDAY SONG!

Listen to a live version!



(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Friday song! YAY!
/placeholds

Edit: Hahah, that's Braw! that is! WOO :D
Edit2: though I looked the song up on cr3ation, because that link wouldn't play for me



(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:57, archived)
# eh? you can look up song on cr3ation?


(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
# cr3ation is the best thing ever.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# ^this with bells on
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# ^and whistles.
splendid stuff mr the hat
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# bloody cr3ationists
:D
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# You are lovely.
and so is this.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)
# This is one of the best Friday tunes imaginable...
as is this

(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's ACE! I might do that one friday


(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# oh, please please please please please
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
# weeeeeell . . . .
I dunno . . . .


(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Next Happy Friday song?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)
# yay!
*is now full of glee*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Mr Blue Sky!
He looks a bit like Venom.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
Mr Blue Sky why did you have to disguise yourself as someone else sit on my shoulders and twist my head off Do-DOO-DOO-DOO!


(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)
# I thought he looked like Rorschach
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Nite Owl II FTW!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Thass what venom looks like
if you fold her in half . . . . FACT!


(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Whenever Rorschach is metnioned
I just think of the bit in Wilt with the psychiatrist.

Shrink: "What does this remind you of?"

Wilt: "It reminds me of a Rorschach Inkblot Test."
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Thass ace!
I love that song.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)
# I can't imagine ANYONE
feeling otherwise . . . mind you I thought that last week and two people said they didn't like it *shrugs*


(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Freaks
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)
# The song last week was 'Alright'
by Supergrass. They liked the anim not the song


(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Another excellent song
but also possibly the least excellent song on the album.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Caught by the Fuzz ftw
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# My fave is
Strange Ones.

It's definitely one of my favourite albums.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# It's Friday
this makes me happy

WOOOO!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# *dancdes in the sumshine!*


(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# too soon!
I hate to be full of happiness, sunshine and rainbows before the newsletter title thread. It ruins my misanhtropy and hence reduce the quality of my suggestions.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)
# lovely
ooooh oooh what a feeling, dancing on the ceiling... Debbil keeps threatening me when I sing though - so I should probably stop.

Right - I'm off to a big important meeting with people :(

Have nice weekend everyone - I imagine I shall not be back
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
# huzzah - have fun
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Good luck!
I'll keep your seat warm for you, just in case.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# you're a honey
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# curtains for you?
:)
all the best!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Good Luck!
:)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Give 'em hell!
Actually, probably best to just hide at theback anonymously as far as is possible...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Yay
My weekly fix

*rolls up sleeve*

Also, Is that Dizzy?

:)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
# No...
it is Weebl...

Weebl
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# THIS!
From the Pikea episode where he makes the man at Pikea wear his bum for a cap

here


(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# One of
my favourites!! :D
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# OK
Thanks guys!

That's my bad memory again.

:s
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Happy Happy Friday Day!
*boogies*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# have you done Hi-Ho Silver Lining?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# *adds to list*
ta!


(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# good lord sir, are you aware your hat is buggering an egg?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# fully aware, ta
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# This is all of teh ace sir!
I'll have to listen to it when I get in coz I don't know it.

But here it definitely deserves #50:



(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Jess found it on cr3ation


(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Yes, I'll have a look later =)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)
# yay!
*happies*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Awwwwww !
This is marvellous !!!

Huzzah !
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:01, archived)
# *grabbles*


(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:57, archived)
# hahahaa!
superb!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
the effect of this was lessened slightly by a colleague leaning over my shoulder and my having to explain it though...

Stupid work...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Danger - Low Flying Pun.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)
# *SPANG*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
# *spang*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# A boom lens?

(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Is the correct ans....
Err, nope.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Oh that's it.
Game over man, game over!
XD
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:57, archived)
# ARG
have you been milking Dave and Freebs... then put the two types of milk into a blender, added NesQuick and blended it and then drunk it...?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I know I have
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)
# As long as we're talking Choccy Nesquick, then that's fine
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)
# A canon cannon!
yays!

Fuckin check this out for a cannon lens! www.flickr.com/photos/bocavermelha/66759796/
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Bloody Hell - that's just crazy.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:00, archived)
# the camera that killed diana?
just a thought
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)
# *slap* :)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Completely justified.
*enjoys a little more than he should do*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)
# your signature....
....Dida isnt Italian, he's Brazilian
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)
# yea I know...he's still a big girls blouse
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:00, archived)
# True...
But, arent all sportsmen now days?
Fernando Alonso (f1), Kevin Peitersen (Cricket, Rafael Nadal (Tennis), Welsh Rugby Team...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# *rouses self from slumber*
Um - what? Football? Oh, right.

*goes back to sleep*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# A cannon Cannon
:)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# splendid.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Defeated.

(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Woo!
Free guns!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:50, archived)
# U-S-A!
U-S-A!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Arf!
How many other nationalities need to remind themselves so often what their country is called?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I like it when they spell it wrong.
"U - A - S.......wait...."
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# hahaha!
true this.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Arf.
At least they can just pop into Blockbusters if they forget.

*looks at shelf*

*sees American History X, American Psycho, american Beauty, American Pie, American Graffiti, american Gigolo, How to Make an American Quilt, American Perfekt....*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:00, archived)
# you left out "hyuk hyuk, we'se american"
:D

hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Ummm...
Ing-er-lund?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Bless 'em.
Poor sad denizens.....

:(
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Victory for the good guys!
How's SA world ever going to get back to normal now? Excellent arc, JJ. Thrills, suspense, the full monty.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)
# damn that furry loving cnut Art!!!!!

DAMN HIM!!!!! :)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)
# ooooh!
how eerie. and cute. and final. they're not naughty, really, the denizens, are they, mostly?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)
# They're harmless enough when Jack's not about.
They just sort of bumble around.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
# U-S-A!
U-S-A!

;)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
# they remind me a bit of hattifatners
I think I might have said that before
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# What's a "hattifatner"?!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:55, archived)
# nothing
wazzamatter with you?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)
# the hattifattener is a charecter from the Moomins :)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)
# the thing on the left in this pic
i46.photobucket.com/albums/f113/edukator/moomin.jpg

There's thousands of them and they are very mysterious ... they are frightening but they're not malicious, they are just really 'other' and have their own unknowable motivations etc
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)
# I remember them,
quite strange creatures.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Jack's just...misunderstood!!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# As much as an evil megalomaniac in control of an orbital doomsday weapon can be.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)
# poor wee guy just wanted to play :)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# And he did.
And has been put on the naughty step as a result.
Indefinitely.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
# which is probably very

(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Just mislead by Jack


(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I'm not surprised they gave up.
It must be frustrating blow-drying your hair when you have no hair to dry with a hairdryer.
It's a shame it's out of the packaging, otherwise they could have taken it back for a refund.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)
# cut the head off the snake
and the snake dies!*

WOO YAY

* those of you who are clever will have noticed that this applies to anything which is dependant upon it's head for the purposes of remaining alive!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
# ah, there you are!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo
MY IDEA, MY BEAUTIFUL IDEA!!!

defiled and besmirched and put on a fucking T Shirt ... probably years before I even had my idea (independantly and by myself) in the first place.

The Universe is a cunt.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)
# I thought you'd like it
:P
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# I am undone.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)
# pfft
zip yourself up man! before you come to a mischief!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# what difference does it make
every idea's been had like the village slut. I am a void.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# awww
I'm sorry :(

*enhuggles*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# *waits for Denizens on a Plane*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Jack..
Jack's .. d-d-dead.?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# They thought that in 1910.....
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Dum Dum Derrrrrrrrrrrrr!
*Awaits Day of the Denizens 2*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Denizens Rising
.. dum dum der dum
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# fucking ace.
i really hope that this, or any other of your various projects, makes you loads of money one day.
I know you're probably not all about the money, but with money comes recognition, which you deserve in heaps.
Well done brave sir, well done.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Awwww,
Poor Denizens, I would love to have one as a housemate.

Viva Pipingrad!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Well; they're wandering free, now.
Maybe you can find and catch one.
.....'course; he'll probably invite all his mates 'round.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# I know what you mean.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Do they have any form of self organization?
or will their social structure collapse and their country be turned into a giant brothel dotted by McDonalds by western capitalists?

/Prague blog
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# That's sad & lovely.
Highest praise: "A good story, well told."

(Any ideas for your next story line yet? Not to rush you or anything...)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)
# for when one does number ones...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:45, archived)
# we approve of this image
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:46, archived)
# although not necessarily while we're eating...

(crappy jacket spud btw - a long way from my lunch of the day earlier in the week)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:47, archived)
# hope it has chilli
I am having Pasta bolognese
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:48, archived)
# cheese and feckin beans
I ask you. What kind of a lunch is that?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:50, archived)
# I'm having Rice-a-Roni (fried rice style)
With tofu and peanut sauce, followed by Japanese cheesecake and also I have a Stella.

It's the best lunch I've had all week. :)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:51, archived)
# I had a lousy salad
a cheese sandwich
and a slice of nasty apple cake.

The highlight of my lunch was a nice organic chocolate with my coffee
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:51, archived)
# I have...
Ummm...

An empty desk...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:55, archived)
# and also for
the royal wee?

Pluralis Majestatis
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:48, archived)
# you takin' the piss?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:50, archived)
# hahahahahaahah
*runs*


that was your fault
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Hahaha
You are truley a Pirate of the mind.

YArrrr
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# mist wisp
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:45, archived)
# these are amazing
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:45, archived)
# aaw ta meester
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Wow!
What ^he said.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:50, archived)
# all these are fab
I love the word mist.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:48, archived)
# This one's my fave so far...
Though it's a close run thing....
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:49, archived)
# spunky
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:49, archived)
# I read that as 'Mint wisp' at first
And that made me think of mint wispas.

Back on topic, I love these. I'm imagining disasterous relationships for them. :)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:49, archived)
# flame and corn wisp don't get on at all :)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:51, archived)
# they should!
mmmmmm butter wisp...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I doubt that Flame Wisp likes Swamp Wisp very much either
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Woo
These are all lully sir!

I now have Swamp Wisp at home and this one at work.

Thanks Prodg!

:D
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# glad you like 'em :)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)
# These are superb.
*vast doffing of cap*

*doesn't forget to click*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Discobunny2000


I shan't explain.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I love the guy on the right!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:37, archived)
# he loves you too
but he's always been too shy to say so
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I love this
*clicks it, clicks it HARD!*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:38, archived)
# *joins in*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:38, archived)
# rabbit have the most horrible musical taste
especially in mono
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:38, archived)
# TELEVISE THE FLOODS
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I shall do that


FORTHWITH.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Sex.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:40, archived)
# You don't have to
We understand
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Do we?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:45, archived)
# gabba remix of Bright Eyes
aaaiiiieeeee!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:44, archived)
# *sings*
"This is the first day of my life" BRrrr-Ba-Usnt-Usnt-chika chika THUD
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:50, archived)
# *jives*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Woooo!
There is never any need to explain.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# yeah for the discobunny!
:D
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# PAWS?


Not enough fluff today...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:35, archived)
# nanananananananan
Kittens would love to play shark, but they hate water
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Not this one, mate
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:37, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooo
that was what nature set in place to prevent the extinction of fishes.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Yay...
Go get 'em SnorkelKit
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:44, archived)
# aaargh!!..cheese it!!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Haha
I'm gonna eat you little fishy...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Truancy patrol
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha!
I really like that!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:34, archived)
# hehehe
excellent!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Ha ha!


:)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Aw!
How lully.

(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:38, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:46, archived)
# nicely.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:34, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:35, archived)
# by Roger Hargreaves?
pfft...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
*spang*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Heh!
*click*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:27, archived)
# pfft
and 'ning everyone
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:27, archived)
# 'Ning my watch
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:29, archived)
# how's you this fine Friday?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:33, archived)
# neeeeng!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Hahahahahaa
oh dear...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:28, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:21, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Stop being this good.
We demand you stop!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:23, archived)
# so do we!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:23, archived)
# is that the Royal We?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)
# No, the Royal Wii
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)
# "Ahhhaaaa"!
Banks-y?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)
#
for the last world cup i treated myself to a '66 replica banksy, yellow england shirt, i'm saddened by the number of times the colour gets questioned by the local chav 'footy fans'.
it is my only item of sportswear, except my norwich woolly hat. i don't follow norwich city but have always liked delia.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:30, archived)
# everyone loves norwich, and norfolk... except...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:36, archived)
# go on then freebs
i've made a new 'woo' which I'll award you:
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:26, archived)
# yay
cheers
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:27, archived)
# *spaaaaaaaaaaaaangs*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:28, archived)
# That is very good...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:36, archived)
# hahahaha so good :D
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Hello everybody


I've been away on hols, how are you all?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Excellent
:)

Edit: and not bad, were your hols good? Where'd ya go?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)
# yup holidays were good but short
went to San Francisco
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha
is ace
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)
# hahah
that's brilliant
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I thought there hadn't been any fish around for a while
I'm good, how are you?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I'm good too
Sadly I'm having to move out of my nice secluded office so might have to cut down on my B3ta activities and hence fish!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:23, archived)
# hahaha!
cycling holiday?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:23, archived)
# err no
believe it or not that's not actually a photo of me!
I went to San Francisco for a week, twas good
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Oooh
I like San Francisco
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)
# It speaks very highly of you, as well.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:29, archived)
# That's nice to hear
I do hate pissing places off
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:30, archived)
# yeah is groovy
and warm too!
I saw loads of squirrels... and some other stuff too
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Did you go on a cable car?
Did you go to See's candy?

Did you spend 3 hours in the Hello Kitty shop?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:46, archived)
# No, no, no
I'll have to go back now.
I saw some other stuff though
and I ate food, lots of food!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Just swell, thank you
how are you?


(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I'm super, thanks for asking!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Arf!
that is all
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Hehehe
actually, I was going to reply just that, be decided against it ;)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Hello.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Hello.
*doffs cap*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Did you get sunburnt?

(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:33, archived)
# would it be disappointing if I say no?
No.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:36, archived)
# *is disappointed*
*gets over it*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:49, archived)
# haha
I love this!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Christ on a bike!
(been one hour and 40 minutes and nobody said it)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Beware the bunny feather thiefs! Oh noes!


EDIT: Er... there was also a feather under it.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:18, archived)
# How rare!
Woo
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Er ... Infinite rabbit arse plumage FTW!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Extreme Fruit Surfing
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Arf,
Cor look at 'im go!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:15, archived)
# you aint allowed to call them 'banana boats' anymore
something about it being about linked to the slave trade.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Pay attention!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:16, archived)
# hahaha!
excellent!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:17, archived)
# oof!!
Hey, where's the Prof gone? I have something for him .....

PROF?!!!!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:17, archived)
# surfs up!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)
# yeah!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:27, archived)
# christ
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:22, archived)
# hahahaha
that had me laughing more than it should
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Banana-ride!
:D
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Hang 10, dude
Or something.

Lovely work!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:18, archived)
# *Point Breaks*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:19, archived)
# WIPEOUT!
have a smooshed you today, JPG?

*SMOOOOOOOSH!*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Ahhhh, that's better, thank you, honeybun.
*returns smoosh with extra smoosh-i-ness*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] s'pose I'll get this old thing out the way for the compo


just so everyone is aware - I did this image years ago - it was pearoasted for the compo.

Blog & Archive
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Bloody hell, you're good at this
Love the tagline!


(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha
He's like Ian Beale, in the way that he gets attractive women to marry him despite his lack of looks or charisma.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# With Camilla being the exception that proves that rule, yes?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:01, archived)
# beat me to it...
i'm sure she was a looker in her day
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Not so sure about that.....
I mean, life would have to be pretty harsh on you to turn you from a looker into a triple bagger!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)
# ?
lh
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# haha.
*shudders*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:14, archived)
# And Diana
Simpering ninny.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# yeah, I never quite got how she was supposed to be so gorgeous
She was just a bad hairstyle with teeth

/well bitchy mood today blog
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# and a guernsey

(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# True,
but certainly better looking than the "face like a hatful-of-arses" Camilla
:)

I reckon he only married Camilla coz she takes it up the Gary...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Arf @ face like a hatful of arses
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:19, archived)
# indeed
:)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)
# At least Camilla doesn't whine on
In an irritating and hypocritical manner.

And it is what's on the inside that counts, after all.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)
# True enough...thankfully she stays mostly silent...
All the royals do that to some degree though...

/fuck the royals blog
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:27, archived)
# i never understood why diana was though of as fit
i'd have classed her as "alright looking, but a bit horsey. nothing special"
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Or even Phil Mitchell....
Though I get the impression the Ian Beale character is in fact based on old Prince Charmless...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)
# is it because he owns a chip shop?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# duchy original battered sausages with curry sauce, please
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I'm not saying I wouldn't give him a wank for sausage in batter and chips
but marriage?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# 'geoff the clownfish would wank royalty' shocker
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"So what first attracted you to multimillionaire Royal Prince Charles?"
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:38, archived)
# ace!
That am
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)
# rather excellently done, that
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# haha
grand
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Gordon Brown, what a wanker.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Haha, changing one letter ftw!
changing one letter ftw!*remembers the article about tanks he changed*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)
# ^This
*remembers hamstering injury one*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)
# I was watching BBC news yesterday,
It said "We've had the "Brown Bounce" and now we're experiencing the "Cameron Comeback".
At that point I promptly threw up and turned to my copy of The Star for some intelligent new reporting.

Still, good to know my licence fee is going to quality journalism
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# I know what you mean...
but isn't "quality journalism" a bit of an oxymoron?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:01, archived)
# True, they are a shower of bastards
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Yes
something vaguely like this^

/half heard a right load of bollocks on Today programme about Brown Bounces this morning
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Was there also a story about a "Top Cop" in a scandal of some sort?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)
# *screws face up*
it's not ringing any bells.

I was half asleep though
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Haha
Although Gordon looks like he is laying a very large cable but is having problems.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:01, archived)
# pffft
'not to bottle it....'


(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
# hooray
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes*

Haahahahaaahaahaahahaaa
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:14, archived)
# You were right earlier on...
You *were* only just getting started.

You you be so kind as to allow the previous award to apply to this as well?

:)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:16, archived)
# hahahahaa!

(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:19, archived)

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