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# Low-tech solutions


Click for bigger (324KB)Not related to anything, but I think our company is cutting too many costs.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Is it a spam purse?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# NAY
'tis a filter, I declare!
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# I nearly typed what's a spam filter?
I thought who would have so much cooked meat that they would need to filter their spam out?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Spambag?
spambasket?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# lol spambag is my new insult from now on!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Do they not call you weird for taking pictures of spam in stuff?
Do they give you a nickname?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)
# No
They hadn't yet, but I suppose it may be inevitable now.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:23, archived)
# Is that spam in a coffee filter paper?
Hmm, that gives me an idea. Try replacing ground coffee in a coffee machine with various other foodstuffs and see what delicious new hot drinks you can invent.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Mmm bacon and milk with 2 sugars..
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam?
eurgghh!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Spamclam?
/doesn't drink 'proper' coffee blog
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Shaun's Career at Nasa continued to go well



No, I don't know how the pig survives without a spacesuit either. It must be pig magic. Also Pub Tiem, G'night
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# mooon pig is a pig on the moon
and he's a pig

on the moon

moooon pig
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# he seems rather surprised about being on the moon
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# I'd be suprised if I was suddenly on the moon for no apparent reason without a space suit
of course, my suprise would give way to death

lol :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7797438
& your picture is nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Haha!
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# :D
The Shaun the Sheep series is an utterly wonderful thing to watch after a few pints or a cheeky smoke.

Have a nice pub!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] john wyndham for the spliff generation
(woodpacker is eating too much cheese, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Arf!
*wants a spliff generator*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# I'm there already. I made this, I don't know what it is..

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# had this on my HD
not mine
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFrLUzawtWg&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Splendid! Pull up a kitten etc...
ooooh - and "Whalefish, Whalefish, Whalefish, And the Whale was in full view...".

^-^
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# :D
Trout are freshwater fish and have underwater weapons.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Trout are very valuable and immensely powerful.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# they also
taste like shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# That's not how it goes!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# maybe not
but they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# I'll take your word for it.
Is it like salmon because salmon is nice?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# rainbow trout is slimy
imagine, if you will, a piece of slime-coated salon that hasn't been properly evolved from the primrdial fish-creatures of yesteryear.
then cover it with shit.
this is trout.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Nah, you're thinking of
"Fish":

"Fish fish fish fish fish, fish fish fish fish fish"

and

"Keep away from the TROUT!"

^-^
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# What about:
why must it be that the fish in the see are all unable to sing...
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Now listen here young fellow;
What need is there for fish to sing, when I can roar and bellow...

Fish fish fish fish fish, fish fish fish fish

EATING FISH! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)
# That song makes me so happy.
That and Lemon Jelly's Nice Weather For Ducks.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:04, archived)
# You have a marvellous taste in music.
Seeing Lemon Jelly playing their dance version of the Staunton Lick live was the single best musical experience of my life.

Video of it here
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Why does he have
Sperm written on his pillow?
(prostheses, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# i worry that this is the first thing i spotted too
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# pffft!
it's german, "Sperma" :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# so his uncle
knows where to aim, after chocky's gone
(woodpacker is eating too much cheese, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Heh, awesome :D
My flatmate has been trying to persuade me to start passing to the right like she does.
Who the hell passes to the right? Musical Youth must be turning in their graves.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Evenin' squires!
Gladys is actually impartial to worms.
The other birds make fun of her, but she doesn't mind.



What're you lovely lot up to today?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# This is win!
Today I am drawing a kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# YAAAAAAAY! can he/she/it be called wobbles?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# YES!
He's looking rather sly atm! I'll post him a little later :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# YAY! i will empty his litter tray and feed him everyday!
somedays i will feed him tuna, other days i will feed him kitkats.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Hello Gladys!
Rawr, look at her read breast... :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# gladys, you slaaaaag!
lok at her, showing off her fluffy red bid-tits for all to see!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# What a lovely picture :D
This evening I will be drinking heavily and mixing some awful dance music.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Grimmie! TO THE MAX!
I might draw bunnies today. That is what I might do.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Name that tune (and artist)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# cheese
cheese cheese
cock
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# no
:(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# CHEESY COCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# no
would have double cockage for the plural
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Brie bi-edam red cock
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# closest
so far
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Is it..
Brie - CheddaCok...?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# that no cheddar
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# GED TO DA CHOPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Brie-two-edams-rooster?
*bums* I'm off 'ome chaps, byyyyeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# bye you
*air kisses*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# no
bye bye
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# see ya
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# come on baby baby cock

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# alas
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Is it Agadoo
by black lace?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# this is not the game for you
:(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# bryan adams - exploding cock
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooooooooooh
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Bryan Adams - Little Red Rooster
Oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# winny winny winner
here have this
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Mmmmmm...
...cheese.

Thanks very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# and look, it's preholed
thus taking out that annoying preperation/waiting stage
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# ahh but is it preheated to produce lactose based lube?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# yep
fresh from grill
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# I think you need a south african accent for it to work properly
Brien Edams.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# keyrict
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# interesting use of edam
you know its made backwards
(I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# baddum tssssh
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# BUGGER
I didn't see that!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# you was pipped
to the post
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# by 2 mins
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# i don't know, but
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# hahaha
the cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# haHHA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# hahaha
i withdraw my picture
this is much better
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# aaaahahahahaha
thank the lord for "i like this" on normal posts
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Brie Two Edams
by Rooster
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# nearly
no
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Touch my red helmet by Take That?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# wtf
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# that was a rentboy barlow solo project i think

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Oh yes - of course the full title was
Touch my Red Helmet (For a Fiver)

but I hate brackets.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# (me too)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# scabbyduckfoot?


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# no
you are getting confused with my pb name
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# The cock took my cheese
By Aqua
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# uh uh
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Brie & Edams
Little Red Rooster
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# a smidge too late
:(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Aww :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Stainless Steel Providers
by the Revolting Cocks.
I know it's not right, I just like the phrase 'revolting cocks'
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# hmmmmmmm
*idea*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# THE COCKS ARE REVOLTING!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Bri-two-edam-coq
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# God I'm shit at these.
How are you sir?
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# very merry ta
you?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# For EvilScary
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Aaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!
*poos pance*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# *steps slowly back*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# *cries for mum*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# *videos*
this is youtube material
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# :D
get thee to Hull!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# GAHH!
that's lovely, sinister and great and all things good

WOO YAY HOOPLA
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# FUCK!
*Falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# ME SEE A DEEEMOOOOON!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Ooooooooooo it's like that film Creep!
Only scary...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*is, like, totally smug*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# hahahaha!
it was poo

Creep thaT is
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)
# ooooiooohhhh
creepy...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# eeek!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Fluffeh power!


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Boing!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# This...
...is quite bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Is it clown time?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Aaarggh!
My coulrophobia's really kicking in now!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# who's the dame?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# hehehehe what?
hmmmm, that took ages to load, and not because of filesize...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Fluff is nails
Fact.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Why don't they just move out of the way?
Hard as nails, but thick as shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Rabbit's made of steel
Lobster has a BEAK!

[Lobster magnet - odd flash that's been doing the rounds]

S
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)
# YAY FOR BUN



*yays*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:21, archived)
# turbo toaster

stage6.divx.com/user/amoebaboy/video/1523400/alien-cheese-encounter
for the real cheese on toast epic
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Mmmmmm...
...toasty.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Putting the cheese-man on the bread-man
and toasting it with the fire-gun would make delicious cheese on toats, and therefore would be 64% more win.
That said, I bloody love this, so woo to you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!
watcha
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# meeeeeeeeeeenk!
'ow do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# braw
yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Happy as a pig in muck luv :)
apart from an annoying sodding cough!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# *puts on surgical mask*
poor droog
*sympathies*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Another chapter...
...in the epic BreadCheese story.

Cheese, FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Your sig
= ^this

*hacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Me too.
I've got through a box of Lemsip and a bottle of Beechams this month. No change.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Beechams all in one is utter pants. FACT.
I've gone through two bottles so far :(
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# just getting over mine
had it for nearly a month.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Haha, this is marvellous
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Woo! TOATS!
www.b3ta.com/board/7804488
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# powertoats!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# wehay!
good to see the film in all its glory as well
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# cracking film mate
:D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# the blinking
and falling charred crumbs make it.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] postman pat
first post, post that hurts the most.

sorry if its bindun.
(spencerj, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# French is he
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Nah, that's Post-Homme Patrice
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# in Gaelic he's Padric Post.
Padric Post, Padric Post, Padric Post [insensible noises and spittle go here]
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Isn't it Padraig?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# *points down*
it'd seem not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Padraig an Phoist
Close enough though.
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Padric Post caer méde sheghlaghigheghghghg aerwaughne
Though it's pronounced "and his black and white cat" funnily enough....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# SCAB!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# a hasty seam ridden thingy


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# I'm going to have to play my RIS horn I'm afriad
*PPPAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# something about Aeros
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
# *raises the horn once again to his lips*
*PPPAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# just look at the TV
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)
# That old comedy chestnut!
There's fuck all chocolate in them you know.

I left one in my pocket once and it melted, there was less than a fifth of the pack filled with melty chocolate, the rest was a fucking giant air bubble.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# they are just pointless, like bringing back whispas
WHY
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)
# BECAUSE WISPAS ARE FUCKING YUM
There's a facebook group about it and everything, so it must be true.
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# ^thus
You can dip em in your brew and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# here:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7103566.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
# see, Aeros
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# thank you
*dresses with garlands of flowers*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Oooh, don't you look pretty?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# yes,
yes I do

*hullas*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Disappointed by lack of horses
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Sorry, but it's a pretty important story
Do you have kids? If you do, and you claim anything for them then your records will be on those discs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Fair enough, I guess.
Don't have kids, don't think I ever will. They make noise and they touch things and they move too quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Good your parents didn't think that, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Aero, pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# What's all this about Aeros?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)
# 3rd picture, on the TV
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Yeah, I clocked that
but why is it there?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# he can smell your spicy brains
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Well, I have been eating Ragu.
Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# i like this, it wants my brain
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Haha
That's marvellous. I'm imagining him doing a little jig.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Hell yeah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# hahahaha
i love it, WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# AhaYarrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Mmm... contemplating my journey home...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# that is totally freaking me out right now dude
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Remember to mind the cats.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# We just got a powercut.
MY COMPUTER TURNED OFF
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Creepy...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Drinky Tyme.....

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Pwwwhhhhooorrrrrr!
/wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Girl whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk...
mumble mumble trunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# ha ha ha
BOOM - straight off teh top of ma dome
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Woo!
Needs less censorship! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# just a glass of water for me
i had plenty last night

lovely super duper stuff as usual hunny!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# crikey!
rabbits everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# they might be breeding
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# very nice
is this going to be something big too? I don't think you're spending enough time drawing things for us!

also - I'm currently drinking a half and a half whenever I'm out, so I'll have a half of something heavy and dark (black sheep?) and the best Islay malt they have.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# It's all concept stuff for a comic I have in mind.
I'll have a suggestion time the'morrow :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# nice one
I like it - it looks very good. I like your comics... I mean it almost goes without saying around here, but there's some really ace stuff in some of them
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Glass of white wine or fruit based drink for the lady
Smashing as ever mister!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I'll have a double sambucca and a pack of spicy doritos
Marvellous drawing as always sir
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Ace as ever JJ
how are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# I reckon another four or five of those slammers...
...and she'll let me do 'er up the wrong 'un.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# woo
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Yay!
Reminds me that I have a nice litre of vodka in my freezer from when I was last in Mother Russia. Perhaps I will partake tonight...
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Allo
lovely lass, fancy a roll in the hay?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Nicely, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Oh dear....


NEWS: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7103566.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Ahem
it's 'loses'... but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# shitbags!
Edit/ Right changed, thanks for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
very good

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# *spangs hard in the face with military-grade spanging shovel*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# I'm beginning to view this government with an increasingly raised eyebrow
You may be onto something
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# you want to be careful doing that
as your eyebrow will end up raising so much it's going to be a hazard to aerial navigation :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Or this could happen...
www.hazzamon.co.uk/roger.html
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Hahaha
I haven't watched that for a week or two

*grooves*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# ahahahahah
"He said the missing data was not enough to access accounts on its own"

hahahah

it's all quite quite safe! :D

edit: just a thought, would 25 million child benefit recipients be a less horrifying way of writing "every fucking child benefit recipient" ? :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Don't PANIC!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# it's too late for panic man!
*sips on a cup of tea*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# it was a similar story with the prison reform this year...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# :)
hahahha ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# I work for the MInistry of Justice
and I can confirm this is all accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# I discovered i can save my graffiti wall pics
so i thought i'd showcase them in all their shitness to more then the 3 friends i have on facebook

/nobody loves me blog

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(That Random Guy, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# *Doesn't even have a Facebook*
I like the assisting arm... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# This post
Is the only possible thing that could make me want to install a shitty facebook application.

And I'm going to fucking do it now.

This is so ace, in every possible way
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Aaahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# DINOSAUR!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# and now for something completly different
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(That Random Guy, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# HAHAHA
I think I may need to find you on facebook just to brighten my day
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# INTERNET PREDITOR!
my mummy told me to watch out for people like you..

i intend to try and put more stuff on the board as i do nothing but watch them all day... if i actually can be bothered to keep turning stuff out i will certainly stick it up here
(That Random Guy, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Hahaha what
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# YES.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I love you
this has brightened my day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Windy Miller.. aahh
that brings back memories...

(scowners shagged his mum on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# STOP !


MILLER TIME..........
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# What the hell is wrong with that boy's face?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Mutley discovered automatic weapons..


♫Shoot the pigeon, shoot the pigeon♫
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# mutley style heehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# That's a quality muttley laughing action!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Just two frames :)
www.mobango.com/media_details/mutley/dGirC1TLk9g=
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Haha!
I inadvertently did a muttley-style laugh at this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)

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