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# JA!
 

 
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:39, archived)
# JAJAJJAJAJJA!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:40, archived)
# NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO
 
also I was going to make a ytmnd with this but I can't remember my password or the e-mail address I signed up with
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:40, archived)
# JA NEMLIG JA!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:50, archived)
# THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:45, archived)
# I KNOW.
I AM NOT ASHAMED.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:57, archived)
# haha, there's even a kitten to make everything complete!
here, have some art i just stuck on the links board.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:43, archived)
# freakin' sweet.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:49, archived)
# 'the anguish' is my favourite so far.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:50, archived)
# you probably know of this guy already
but I saw a link earlier today on the talk board and it blew me away:

jeffdeboer.com/Galleries/CatsandMice/tabid/77/Default.aspx
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:51, archived)
# A friend of mine made a tshirt out of
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:55, archived)
# ja, he's good.
saw his site last summer sometime, i think it was linked to one of the local gallery sites. one of his exoforms was here at a gallery a few years ago, if i'm recalling properly, too. the gallery is gone now, though, now some sort of yuppie bar.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:55, archived)
# MAN HAS SKILLS.
 
heoi ano, I better go and get.. prepared.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:57, archived)
# have the funs.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:00, archived)
# ENJOY YOUR CONCERT, PUNTER.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:02, archived)
# Helm is his.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:04, archived)
# heh.
"Sam's son". Also, Son of Sam.

Man, Michael Landon was a dick.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:57, archived)
# members only - got a link to the google cache?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:02, archived)
# crap, it did die.
here, it's the first link in that search. the telling phrase is in the short description.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:05, archived)
# AAAAAHHHAHHHAHHAAAHHHAHAH
 
fuck.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:06, archived)
# thats fantastic.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:51, archived)
# glad this went over well.
it was on a friend's blog and i thought b3ta would enjoy.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:09, archived)
# OH FUCK YES
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:51, archived)
# You do know, I hope
that Chuck Norris is all over the Huckabee presidential campaign?
Rev Huck is a fine piece of work, by the way - this article tells all:
www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2007/11/13/huckabee/index.html

Great paintings!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 8:01, archived)
# i did not know that.
not really a chuck norris or pretend elections fan, but i like paint.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 8:04, archived)
# HAY LAYDEE.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:44, archived)
# MEANWHILE, THE ALLIES STRUGGLED TO SORT OUT JUST WHERE THE FUCK THEY WERE.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:45, archived)
# sheen?
is that sheen?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:46, archived)
# NO WE DON'T POST SHEEN ON THIS BOARD.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:49, archived)
# much.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:49, archived)
# Not too many still left after the wars.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:53, archived)
# Modest heroes, they ask for nothing more than a handshake and a fine cigar
 

 
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:55, archived)
# AND A FUCKLOAD OF COCAINE.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:56, archived)
# Also, I've just realised that all my sheen pics have chike in them.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:56, archived)
# Charlie and George are BETTER WITH CHIKE.
 

 
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:01, archived)
# Oh christ, I forgot all about that.
BETTER OFF WITH CHIKE *ding*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:03, archived)
# Morning, evening, noon and nighty
Charlie and George are BETTER WITH CHIKE.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:11, archived)
# are you going for a Hall of Fame
or somethink?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:13, archived)
# JA!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:14, archived)
# JA!
JA!
 
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:15, archived)
# JAAAAAAAAA!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:16, archived)
# JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:19, archived)
# i can't hear midi files p.t.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:21, archived)
# THAT MAKES ME WANT TO DO COKE
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 5:03, archived)
# HERE COMES A THUNDERSTORM.
I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS THUNDERSTORM BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN A HOT DAY.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 5:46, archived)
# It's interesting.
My download speeds always go up when there's a thunderstorm.

My theory is that everyone switches their computers off just in case they get a lightning bolt in their internet.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:01, archived)
# fucking stupid larpers.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:04, archived)
# ARF! ARF! ARF!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:28, archived)
# are you wearing your tinfoil loincloth?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:31, archived)
# Not me.
Whole point of RPG is the ease of paper*,
in contrast to 1:1 scale. Stupid idea.

*and by extention computers.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:37, archived)
# yeah but tinfoil makes my pheremones more intense.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:49, archived)
# Nazi leaders always look so affable.
I just want to poke him in the ribs and tickle him under the chin.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:13, archived)
# With an icepick, yes.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:15, archived)
# I'd ruffle his hair if he weren't bald.
And dead.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:18, archived)
# if you ask me it could easily happen again (and again)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:18, archived)
# I love the milgram experiment.
I talk about it with my boss all the time.

Mainly when I know he's giving out instructions that he doesn't necessarily agree with.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:19, archived)
# he's a PHB?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:21, archived)
# He was young and needed the money.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:22, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:22, archived)
# heh!
I need to watch more spinal tap. It's been too long.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:34, archived)
# coughTRACEBITMAPcough
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:55, archived)
# indeed
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 5:04, archived)
# u traist!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 5:31, archived)
# nazi fluff!
we heart nazi fluff.

i thought i had that pic saved but i searched my computer and couldn't find it. search did locate a few b3ta images and a pic of an old boss i hate.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 5:30, archived)
# hehe
i bet that ahmadinejad got a big poster of that
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 5:35, archived)
# i should hope so.
everyone loves kittens.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 5:43, archived)
# hmmm...
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 5:47, archived)
# death will claim us all. death by kitten is an honour.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 5:48, archived)
#
"It is estimated that between 30% and 65% of all people worldwide are infected with Toxoplasmosis. However, there is large variation countries: in France, for example, around 88% of the population are carriers, probably due to a high consumption of raw and lightly cooked meat. [30] Germany, the Netherlands and Brazil also have high prevalences of around 80%, over 80% [31] and 67% respectively. In Britain, about 22% are carriers, and South Korea's rate is only 4.3%.[16]"

Do they not eat a lot of raw and lightly cooked meat in South Korea?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 5:58, archived)
# i have no idea.
but korean restaurants here cook everything until it's burned beyond recognition, in my small experience in them.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:04, archived)
# I ate still living pieces of octopus when I was there.
It's basically a plate of writhing tentacles. The suckers stick to your tongue while you're chewing them.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:08, archived)
# that's disgusting.
in all ways.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:14, archived)
# The only reason I could stomach it
was when I realised that the tentacles weren't connected to a brain anymore,
so there wasn't any unnecessary suffering.

Also, octopus is usually chopped up, so it wasn't a bizarre or circuitous way of killing it.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:20, archived)
# all meat-eating squicks me out.
but eating obviously intelligent animals also strikes me as hubris.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:30, archived)
# Cephalopods occupy more biomass than primates. They're the dominant species.
I won't eat dolphins, whales, great apes, elephants etc, but I'm more than happy to chow down on some squid or some octopus.

Anyways, they usually only live for a few months, so they don't get to utilise their intelligence past basic survival.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:36, archived)
# that's what they allow you to think.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:48, archived)
# all the while plotting weird new sexual positions.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:54, archived)
# I'm allowed to think lots of things.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:01, archived)
# that's what you think.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:11, archived)
# You've got me there.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 7:32, archived)
# While we are on the subject of Nazis :-)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:13, archived)
# heh.
i was hoping it would use something from the film 'el mariachi' instead.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:17, archived)
# the dream sequence with the severed head still creeps me out a bit.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:18, archived)
# that wasn't in that film at all.
you're remembering your last meth binge.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:22, archived)
# I like to guess what I'll see before I click on a ytmnd.
This time, I thought it would be Mariah Cary saying hi to Hitler.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)
# keep watching, she pops up about one hour in.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:30, archived)
# She is looking at the post below.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:33, archived)
# I think she is really looking at you gronk;)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:45, archived)
# Lovely lashes . . .
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:36, archived)
# What a pretty noise she has.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:37, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:39, archived)
# Once more, dear sir,
your ability makes most of us* look like idle twats... As always, you get a WOO! :D

*'Most of us' in this instance being just me... ;)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:43, archived)
# speak for yourself.
I am a very active twat I'll have you know!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:10, archived)
# we were full-on idle
a lot of them say
obey your violence..

it's kinda late
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:14, archived)
# thanks for that,
I never knew that they change to the amps.
Had their album way back when I was 16. One of my favourites...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RiJMZQXa2o
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:25, archived)
# It's been too long since I have heard that song.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:46, archived)
# I want to be a lesbian so i can les them all.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:51, archived)
# OH, SCISSOR ME, KIM
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:53, archived)
# I has three live Pixies DVDs now.
(two were christmas presents to myself)

Live at the Paradise includes grainy VHS transfer from a 1986 gig!
Still haven't got my hands on Town & Country from 1988, which was released on DVD in 2004..
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:52, archived)
# There's a Breeders album from 2001 called "Title TK"
which is worth getting.

Mostly just the Deals playing everything in the studio, some fairly unusual arrangements and stereo separation.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:55, archived)
# "she is the female Kurt Cobain...only better! and alive."
This is why I love youtube comments.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:30, archived)
# i like.
the background colour is most pleasant, like a well-worn denim crotch.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 5:34, archived)
#


(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:10, archived)
# see:
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:12, archived)
# shells
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:13, archived)
# THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS, DOCTOR DYSLEXIA
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:20, archived)
# AHAHA.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:38, archived)
# i didn't do anything wrong.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:49, archived)
# SRSLY?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:52, archived)
# GET YOU PORK NOW FROM BUTTMASTER.COM.AU
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:56, archived)
# 100% GUARANTEED PIG'S ARSE.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:12, archived)
# PUMP IT!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:15, archived)
# WITH EGGS ON TOP!
Leg Hams, Bulk Lines, Double Smoked (Traditional), Strassburg Salami Double Smoked Halves, Polish Salami, Boneless Ezy Cut Ham,Berliner,Boneless Ezy Cut Ham Halves, Bologna, Prager Ham, Devon, Soccerball Ham - Full and Half, Chicken Roll, Ezy Cut 1/2 Moon & Virginian (Byers), Mortadella, Leg Ham Bone In - Full (Byers), Silverside Full, Leg Ham Bone In - Half (Byers), Silverside 1/2 & ¼, Regal Double Smoked (Byers), Pressed Shoulder Ham 4x4 (Byers), Royale Ham - Skinless (Byers), Ham Steak, Royale Virginia Ham (Byers) , Pork Brawn, Honey Cured Leg Ham - Boneless (Byers), Flat Double Smoked Leg Ham (Byers), Specialities, Double Smoked Leg Ham - Portions (Byers), Black Forest N.Y. Rare Roast Beef, Black Forest N.Y. Rare Beef Halves, Banquet Ham Boneless, Black Forest Pastrami, (Leg and Shoulder), Black Forest Pastrami Halves, Banquet Soccerball, Smoked Beef, Banquet Prager (Byers), Green Peppercorn Loaf, Banquet Virginian (Byers), Leberkaese, Smoked Chicken Breast Fillets, Smoked Products, Herb Chicken Breast Fillets, Csabai Hot (Add $1.00/kg COV, Tandoori Chicken Breast Fillets, Csabai Mild (Add $1.00/kg COV), Garlic Chicken Breast Fillets, Chorizo, Chilli Chicken Breast Fillets, Pepperoni Hot, Smoked Duck Breast, Pepperoni Mild, Bierwurst, Boneless Cooked Loin (Kassler), Shinkenwurst, Cooked Kaiser, Paprikawurst, Smoked Spec (T-Spec), Tyroler Shinken (Blackforest Ham), Cooked Neck, Cooked Neck Halves, Smallgoods, Ham De Lux, Cabanossi Short, Smoked Hocks, Cabanossi Long, Smoked Beef Tongue, Kransky, Smoked Pork Clobassy, Vienna Frankfurts, Smoked Vienna Franks, Thick Vienna Frankfurts, Smoked Vienna Cocktails, Vienna Cocktails, Smoked Kransky, Australian Frankfurts, Smoked Kransky with Cheese, Australian Cocktails, Knackwurst, Savaloys, Salami, Pizza Toppings, Danish Salami Large, Shredded Ham 5kg, Danish Salami Small, Fine Shredded Ham 3kg, Hot Spanish Salami Large, Diced Ham 5kg, Hot Spanish Salami Small, Diced Bacon 3kg, Moscow Salami, Sliced Cabana 3kg, Pepperoni Salami, Sliced Cabanossi 3kg, Landjeager Salami, Sliced Pepperoni Salami 3kg, Stripped Ham 3kg , Sausages, Cooked Pork, Chicken Chipolata, Cooked Pork Belly, Pork Chipolata, Cooked Pork Hocks, Nuremberg Bratwurst, Swiss Bratwurst, Liverwurst, Thuringer Bratwurst, Country Style Liverwurst, Wiesswurst, Latvian Liverwurst, Regensberg Sausage, Japanese Italian Chipolata, Sliced Products, 1kg Pack, Japanese English Chipolata, Sliced Prager Ham (Byers), Thick Sausages - Bulk (Byers), Shaved Prager Ham (Byers), Thin Sausages - Bulk (Byers), Sliced Shoulder Ham (Byers), Thick Sausages 3kg (Byers), Thin Sausages 3kg (Byers), Chipolattos - Bulk (Byers), Chippolattos 3kg (Byers), Turkey & Chicken, Norwegian Smoked Salmon, Oven Roasted Turkey 1/2 Breast, Smoked Salmon 1 kg, Smoked Turkey Roll, Prosciutto, Bacon, Prosciutto Whole, Bacon Rashers Rindless, Prosciutto Sliced 100 gm Pkt (B&B), Short Cut Rindless Rashers 2.5kg, Bunderfleish (Air Dried Beef) (B&B), Bacon Rashers Rindless 2.5kg, Black Forest Ham (B&B), Bacon Rashers Rindless Streaky 2.5kg, Panchetta, Black Forest Ham, Burgomaster, Byers, Glazed Ham, German Smallgoods, Fliesch, Danube, Rs danube, Smoked meat, smokehouse
...
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:59, archived)
# Add $1.00/kg COV???
Seriously. C'mon, here.
What's up with that? Ridiculous, I tell you.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:01, archived)
# LEBERKAESE
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:07, archived)
# HUSPENINA!!!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:12, archived)
# so gross.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:38, archived)
# wait, did that just get faster?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:14, archived)
# gaaah mine eyes
they hurt
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:17, archived)
# If you let your eyes unfocus slightly they will feel better.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:19, archived)
# OHHHHHH YEAH.
I get lovely effects when I change focus with my eyeses.

and I'm only a little high
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:23, archived)
# Wow, it REALLY WORKS
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:34, archived)
# ohyeah
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:31, archived)
# This too is fudging two
feels so good . . .
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:33, archived)
# hums perhaps they need to be unfocused for me
can I have some of what you're smokin'?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:00, archived)
# Oh no
now my brain is broken
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 5:49, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:20, archived)
# ooooooh,
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:20, archived)
# Fuck.
Ing cool.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:22, archived)
# Ace!
As usual, sir!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Look at the centre of that for 30 seconds
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:30, archived)
# that is somewhat cool
although slightly ruined by the effect of the square frame occasionally becoming visible as it spins round.

always liked the jesus one meself
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:52, archived)
# melttttt
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:31, archived)
# This is . . . fudging
is this . . . I can go waaaaaaaaaaaaaay into this . . .
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:31, archived)
# MELTING!!!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:38, archived)
# aw its looking at you


Click for bigger (296KB)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Needs more elephant
Ideally with a celebrity endorsement.

(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:01, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:20, archived)
# awwww
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:22, archived)
# OH GOD YES.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:26, archived)
# I think the midi page on that site deserves some kind of award
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:55, archived)
# FUCKING HELL THIS IS GOOD.
Except that it says "hotel california" at the top yet it is clearly playing the ghostbusters song.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:15, archived)
# SHIT IS GOOD, YES?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:56, archived)
# TASTING WHAT IS GOOD ON THE BUN
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 5:26, archived)
# YES.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 5:44, archived)
# MIDI PITCH BEND, FUCK YEAH
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:11, archived)
# i wonder
who's side she's on!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:40, archived)
# eeeeeee!
 
you progress by leaps and bounds, yes.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:13, archived)
# eeeeeee!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:22, archived)
# eeeeee!
 

 
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:24, archived)
# AAAAAAAAA!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:26, archived)
# that page isn't as good as it used to be.
 
BUT THAT'S WIKI FOR YOU, SOME BUGGER'S ALWAYS CHANGING IT
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:58, archived)
# It needs a wig
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:12, archived)
# heh, good stuff.
great choice of background.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:08, archived)
# JFK? he always looked like a wanker to me.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Some more ... bit of body ... 100% vector (Xara Stylee)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:26, archived)
# This is going to end up so awesome, it'll be photorealistic.
Which makes it pointless.

Still, it's utterly fantastic.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:27, archived)
# I completely agree with you on that point ...
photorealism is pointless ... just post or print or the original image ... but i do put my own vibe on it ... when it's finished i'll show the original photo as well against it so you can see my different style
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:29, archived)
# I look forward to it :)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:30, archived)
# I saw this earlier today, I like this
I'll be looking out for it! It's not quite photorealistic, it's like if you had a camera that took pictures in cartoon form.

Can't quite describe what I meant by that, but it's the shine and the simplistic lines and that. And the colours.

Woo
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:17, archived)
# plus, bieng a vector you can enlarge it to any size you like without loss of quality
unlike a photo
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:57, archived)
# Your own vibe...?
Could that include extra tits?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 8:37, archived)
# The flesh
is getting nice and fleshy !
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:29, archived)
# awesome
do you have any tips on doing the shading? lots of feathered edges and transparency I'm guesssing
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:29, archived)
# on the body all I used was ...
eliptical shading fills ... like this



And build them you ... of you use xara gaz me and i'll send you the original file so you can pick appart the layers.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:33, archived)
# cool
I will try and have a go myself :)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:41, archived)
# oh my
that is fancy. what verysion of shop are you using?

I'm stuck with an old, old version.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:27, archived)
# Wooo
Now it looks very solid. Like plastic.
Or a rather good 3D rendering.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Dont worry ...
that's just the bottom layer ... for the shading ... there's been blemishes layer ... and stlying layers over the top, it just gives you an idea of shape ;)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Now THIS is looking PROPER good!
Saw the earlier stage or two and thought they were fantastic, but the work you've put into the flesh on the chest really shows!

This is gonna be pure mindblowing when done! :D

*clickens for awesomeness*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:47, archived)
# excellent
the hair is amazing
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:58, archived)
# Skills be damned.
I'd fuck 'er.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I would so much call this 'art' as 'effort'....
also, the use of shading is a Vector taboo....
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Help yourselves to a badge.....

(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:22, archived)
# wtf
is that?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:38, archived)
# Does anyone know a place in Sydney that sells cured meats?
I want some of the good shit.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Cant say I do old chap
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:24, archived)
# I think I've found a place
out Marrickville way. I might have a day trip tomorrow.

A hamjourney.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:29, archived)
# I have a friend at marrickville
I can get him to mail you some prosciutto!

MEAT BY MAIL!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:32, archived)
# I checked ebay to see if this kind of service was possible, for some reason.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:33, archived)
# I had pork, rum and vodka last night
I live in fear of shitting myself.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:37, archived)
# A. C. Butchery
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:27, archived)
# looks more like rape than love.
any experts want to comment?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:16, archived)
# THIS IS A BUST
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:18, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Nice headshot !
looks familiar . . .
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Strictly speaking it's too big to be an icon.

I just wanted to try out some new software. It's for all you townie b3tans out there.
That's right TOWNIE, NOT CHAV!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:01, archived)
# it tiles!










(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Oh cool!
That wasn't my intention but you're right!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:04, archived)
# ^this
hurts my eyes. i'm off for a tremors-fest.
g'night b3ta!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Fest up !
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Cheerio.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:07, archived)
# but but but
it looks like tartan, surely it's for the scots?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Aye, 'tis a tartan laddee etc.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:04, archived)
# FUCKING CHAV
I'm off nowwwwwwww
Night all!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:05, archived)
# It's townie or kev, not chav.
Yeah I'm going to hit the sack too.
Night all!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:06, archived)
# it's neither
it's scall

NED i'll allow north of the border, chav is a word made up by the upper middle class press, and sounds like such *angry*

townie is just someone who lives in a town, and i know some nice people called kev
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:16, archived)
# What kind of software ?



(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Ooooooh . . . myeyeyes !
I am diggin' it the most !
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:19, archived)
# oh now that is the SHIT.
 
woooo
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:27, archived)
# G'nuf ta'nick, innit?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:10, archived)
# The cap is quicker than the eye . . .
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:21, archived)
# chnjkl.bn
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:11, archived)
# chnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bn
chnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bnchnjkl.bn
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:12, archived)
# hyses
yes i 100% agree..dsfgs
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:13, archived)
# i think
his eyes finally failed
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Oh hai guys!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:47, archived)
# I have a lapful of cheese and onion crisps
:(
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Stop trying to lure me little boy,
It aint going to work.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:51, archived)
# There's a few assorted pills in there too
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:52, archived)
#
*NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM! NYOM!*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I thought as much.
How are you?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:55, archived)
# HE TOLD ME HE WAS 21!
Um, I mean.
Not too bad.
The vodka fairy came last night.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Followed by the beer monkey?
Speaking of night, I'm going to watch Azumanga Daioh in bed.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:00, archived)
# LOLERAPTORS.
RARH.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:49, archived)
# n00b!
Have a pic.

Source
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Yeah . . . nice . . .
shouldn't the . . . she is . . . they are . . . wait . . . I got it . . .
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:55, archived)
# that's
an awful pic of kylie (the source)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:00, archived)
# haahaha
oh god no
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:00, archived)
# HELLO I NEARLY DIDNT SEE YOU THERE!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:51, archived)
# /is leet in the way odf the ninja
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Have a seat . . .
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:51, archived)
# is it wrong
that this made me think of a vibrating fake minge?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:55, archived)
# How could fake be wrong ?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:58, archived)
# oh my
vaginal tunnel
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:12, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)
# "FUCK YOU!"
"FUCK FUCKING YOU!"
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Arfzorz!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:55, archived)
# BLISTERING CUNT BERRIES
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:58, archived)
# He's much much more fun with real sweary bits, yes.
yes.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:00, archived)
# pfft :D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)
# G'nite b3ta!

i'll read the replies in the morning!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Good Morning and have a nice day!
(for the morning)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)
# this
makes me wondrously happy.
g'night, your skugness!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Well if you're not going to be here...
*insults*
Wooity and good night!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Embryonic . . . what is that
and that and that over there ?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:44, archived)
# eiligezit
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:45, archived)
# AH CAN SEE UR FISHY BOOBS, LOL.
Gooood mroing!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:47, archived)
# space doodle
secretly alters galaxies in parallel dimensions

my site
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
# I really like these.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
# this /\
what pens / paper do you use please?
i would like to purchase some :)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I use
those fine tip Micron pens (I'm in the US so I don't know how wide they are distrubted). Paper is whatever I can find. Scan it, usually up the contrast and brightness in PS to clean the background and bring out the lines.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Wow!
You're like a proper artist and everything aren't you? Top website.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:35, archived)
# actually
just started scanning my drawings about a month ago. Make party installations at a venue here in Brooklyn NYC but B3ta is really my only outlet for the drawings.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)
# What a shame.
They look like they'd make an excellent coffee table book, or something along those lines.
I'm very much a fan.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)
# I see a fish from the deep
chasing after a rabbit


edit: have a noisy pic
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Whaaaaaaaaaaaat ?
I'm not listening . . .
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:44, archived)
# how does one do that?

I just get messy photoshop babble
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I like the x across the picture.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:52, archived)
# thanks
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)
# more is better?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 5:15, archived)
# a big wibbly wobbly swirly thing in space?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)
# ooh, how woo.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)
# why, dat's twoderful!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)
# HI THERE, ERNEST.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)
# still doing the historical villains, I see
:D

edit: aha, I thought that was Michael Winner at first.

My statement still stands.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
# des lineham can play the piano?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Des Lineham really?
I was getting Robert Kilroy Silk.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)
# *ahem*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:36, archived)
# so
not the victor borge who makes parma ham in dorset, then?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:42, archived)
# he's quite dead so i don't think so...
is that ham good?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)
# i don't know
i've never tried it. hugh fearnley-wittingstall seems to think so, though.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:44, archived)
# mmm...
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:47, archived)
# it is also made
in wales. the welsh believe that the romans stole the recipe and altered it slightly.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:50, archived)
# hehehe
so they are really the old romans?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:51, archived)
# possibly
although it's easier to find a pub in rome
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:54, archived)
# well,
it's a bit of a long way to get a beer
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:58, archived)
# I like this
t'is ace.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Arf
A nice pic and a pun.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I like your Victor vec___ . . .
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)
# I got to see him live
twas simply rapturous.

*clicky*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 4:21, archived)
# is it mofaha?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 5:58, archived)
# THE KING OF ROCK AND ROLL

G'nite b3taians (and you! *points*)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Take that with you will you?
It's putting the willies up me.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Haha. That's what that was?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)
#
Would Have
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)
# CHEATING WHORE
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:33, archived)
# RARRRRR!
I like this.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
# NIGHT NIGHT



:D
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
# aaaawwww!
i want one!

edit: g'night!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:33, archived)
# gnight spiney thing!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Rockout with your . . .
whatever that is out !
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)
# king of rawk?
doesn't look a thing like rob wright.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 5:41, archived)
# Lookie what I found on the Yahoo games page.

The guy on the lower right is shouting "I WANTS SOME STANKY OM MY HANG DOWN!!!"

(Non-gimped)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:25, archived)
# What?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)
# ^this, doubled
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Samus's foot
appears between the Doom monster's legs, you see

but I don't know what stanky means
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)
# So really, hes trying to say that the Doom monster has
a willy on its right leg which is Samus's foot?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)
# that's the one
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Dontcha see?
His wang's hanging out
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)
# waaaaanng!!!
this always sounds like a noise that should be made by an electric guitar.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Everybody wang chung tonight !
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:35, archived)
# wang chung?
you want rice or chips with that?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Ricechips . . . all together now !
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)
# half and half?
you want prawn crackers with that?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Just on one side . . . they make me thirsty . . .
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:48, archived)
# don't they just?
great with crab and sweetcorn soup, though.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:52, archived)
# You're making me homesick now . . .
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:00, archived)
# i'm making myself hungry
i'm off for some foods and to watch tremors 1-4.
g'night!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:04, archived)
# WACK THAT KONKEY
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)
# with several sticks.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Might be better off over on /links?
/politeandhelpfull
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)
# QUICK TELL THE INTERNET!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)
# That's a neato what now right!
Guy in another forum made it.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:33, archived)
# nyom
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Hahaha ace!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Takes a bite outta crime!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:21, archived)
# yepyepyepyepyep
 

(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Good thing that . . . McGruff is on the job !
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)
# MCGRUFF THE CRIME DOG IS TRIPPING BALLS
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
# You got that tight . . . right !
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:36, archived)
# BALLLLLS.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)
# yay!
apple revenge!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# REVENGE
om nom nom
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# This looks a bit like the crap Magners ident they have
on Paramount at the moment. ONLY BETTER AND MEANER!

In other news I just downloaded 2 whole albums in under 10 minutes!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Legally, of course
Naughty people have no place on b3ta.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Of course!*
*(funny and original way of informing you that the opposite is infact true)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Real news . . .
apple bites man !
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# What?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:08, archived)
# What?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)
# haha thats cute
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)
# new didlo panda with stimulating headphones and traffic cone!
only £399.99
may cause permanent damage, batteries are not included, once in a life time offer, will be delivered in bright orange van with "dildos R us" written on the side
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)
# A++
would do business again
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)
# This one gives you the [air]horn, though!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)
# oh i see it now
airhornpandaheadphones!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Obviously useful
as a 'fight back' accessory for overly pandered to hawt chix on the internets?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)
# ok i give up - what is it?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Panderphone?
Probably something USB connected to give you a 'shot in the fucking head' when you push it too far?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)
# whats a panderphone?
(sorry i live under a rock)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Sync has been spending too much time on /talk.
 
We don't have nearly so much pandering here.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)
# This is true.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Well, not at this time of day anyway.
I've said it before, but I generally know it's time to stop posting when people start saying *smooshes* all over the place.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# O RLY?!
I hardly see the dayshitters these days.

I should have thought any smooshing would be rapidly answered by *cunts in the fuck*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Nah, there's a bunch of them.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)
# yes, "glomp" is a neologism that really grates my tits.
see also: "pokes", "huggles".. ah I'm making myself sick already

*stabs in the eyes*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I just showed it to you...
*points at the pic, RONSEAL!*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)
# *looks at the tin*
*goes to find tin opener*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:21, archived)
# its full of paint
i can't read liquid paint :(
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I have some used paint
which happens to be in the shape of your house.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)
#
 
  
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)
# *GLEE*
I love this!
I may buy a cat just so i can teach it to tramampaolepne!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
# dassa mah Pookay.
 


my surrogate black and white.. he's about six or seven now, still not right in the head
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:35, archived)
# of course he's not right in the head
he's a cat.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:39, archived)
# HE'S A KITTYCAT
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:28, archived)
# FUCK YES.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Hear ear here . . .
or other way round . . .
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Lol wut?



...sorry
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)

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