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[challenge entry] I think I might be doing it wrong
But you have to admit it'd be a very different film.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Hahaha
i've got Brian open in PS at the mo as well
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Brian's the right man
for numerous Photoshop applications.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# brian's
that right man.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Now that's something you only hear on B3ta
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# blessed is he
i'm sure most of will have seen this but for those who haven't:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIbWgTgqt3I
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Huh???
Very odd.

Edit: This made me laugh like a loon, Brian Blessed Snooker Comentary
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha! :D
That is the best thing I've ever seen in my life.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:54, archived)
# this is good stuff too
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)
# pfft
DIIIIIIIIVE!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:36, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:36, archived)
# The Quiet Man
more like...
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# the wrong 'un?
:)
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Easy
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)
# T.J.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# HE SHOULD BE MADE FROM STEEL AND BRASS!
AND HAVE WORKING COAL MINES POWERED BY HIS STEAM POWERED BELLY!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# haha yep
Bolton should blow him up every Friday night too
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:36, archived)
# ten points
and a click
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Peacemonger ?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)
# *bokes*
put it away, ffs.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)
# No, leave it up just for a minute...
That'll do.
*wipes up*
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)
# eeeeeeewwwww
nasty
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Oh, sorry, I'll use a tissue.
*puts down puppy*
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# dear god
please remind me why i joined this forum.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# that's no puppy
that's my jumper!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)
# It's a souvenir.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:36, archived)
# neither did we
nicely done sir

EDIT: just noticed the bird shit hahahaha
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Where?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Haha
Middle East peace-envoy?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)
# That is giving me the fear a little bit.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)
# NSFW
cover those nipples!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)
# ...or tweak them cheekily
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Rolf the physics teacher
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:20, archived)
# "Can you tell what it is yet?????"
Phnar
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Can you tell what it is yet?
No, because we haven't observed it yet :D
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)
# yay for rolf.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Yay for this
I'm going to listen to Rolf singing 'Bad moon rising' now
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)
# it looks like
a "does not equal" sign

silly rolf!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# He'd be right then.
He's missed the squared.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# yes, yes he would
ยฃ5 cheque in the post
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Finally physics has been of some use to me
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)
# that's what she said ;)
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# 1998 again then?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:18, archived)
# have you done it yet then?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# not took the plunge. I'm at work and will do it from home tonight
:)
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)
# You didn't make this.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:19, archived)
# i am thinking this
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Same here
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)
# If he/she did
Then he/she did it a long time ago... it's an old pic that's done the rounds...
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Then we all agree
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)
# LIES!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:30, archived)
# shopped!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Voosh!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# hehehe!
photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/3432780/74100503.jpg
if were just posting stuff we found
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)
# I thought that too
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)
# FOUND IT
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# likes
*click*
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:19, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
nice take on the joke
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I remember seeing that before now
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)
# emm
I find simpler wishes, like a day off work, are more prone to coming true :)

Just noticed someone else's tag at the bottom
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)
# i may give you a click
purely because your sig is from hercules

EDIT: fuck hercules, i withdraw all click-related offers. no click for you, thiefy-boy!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Pffffft.
Good, but is it yours?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Personally
I'm male and like cooking. Must just be me.
And I have this cartoon in my English textbook, pretty sure it's not original
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)
# That's because cooking is great.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)
# not only did you not make this
but you nicked it off maureen from accounts's desk partition, just next to that picture of a kitten with "LOL" written on it
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Does she have the picture with the kitten and the domokuns too?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)
# no
she doesn't approve of 'masturbation' it is icky
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# She'd love it on here.
We'd never debase ourselves in such a fashion.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:30, archived)
# you didn't make this
your are a fool
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Jesus told me to tell you
You're an utter cunt.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Threadjack with an original
I thought of these these for the old challenge but made them too late.


More of this nonsense
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)
# that would have won!
:D
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Be a good chap anf fuck off.
That or read the FAQ. I don't mind which.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Publicity photo
Probably not the greatest choice...



p.s. i realise he's a canoeist and i'm talking about kayaking.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Is kayaking really a job?
Cool.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# It's kind of meant to be a publicity photo to make you do that.
like....'England, go there'

Oh well, it's my first go.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:19, archived)
# absolutely
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Cool indeed!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] oooh! gloves!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] for some reason
i'm putting this here
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)
# he'd be good
speshally at bangin that final nail in the coffin

athankyou
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# 2 words for him:
hammers
fire
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)
# but on the other hand
it's massive
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)
# pfffft
woo
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)
#
oh how drole.

*click*
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Psst! Wrong hand!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Hehehehe
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Pfffffft.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Your insensitivity for the disabled is really disappointing
I don't know, I might have to take a few days off in a monestary to remind myself that human beings have a right to exist.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)
# orl love?





I don't get it.






at least not since I got married *badum-tish*
(, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:16, archived)
# He's got a
a shrivelled hand
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Nothing personal, but
 


ironically, guess what I had to do to make this
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)
# b3ta is too fast for me right now.
Bye.

Oh, and agreed.

muchly.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)
# ^this
Probably minus the "bye"
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)
# ^this
minus the probably
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)
# ^This
minus the this
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)
# ^ this
minus the minus
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I'M LIKE KING MINUS, THE ONE THAT TAKES AWAY
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:16, archived)
# That's the last time you give me a handjob.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I ask for a pencil then you give me a gun again.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:18, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)
# "Break the Stereo", a Dream Warriors song.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Oh ok.
Never heard of it.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# sorry, had the wrong track - amazon samples above.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# ^this
minues the ^
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:16, archived)
# ah, the first gush of a new challenge.
I should probably do some work or something.

OR MAYBE JUST GO GET A COFFEE
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)
# probably by accident
definitely brilliant!!!

(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Yep.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)
# This should be part of the FAQ
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)
# all 3
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I wonder what would happen if I pressed ALT-k
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:18, archived)
# posthumous recognition by the academy.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)
# \0/
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nuff said
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)
# ¬.¬
At least put some effort in please?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)
# this is why the b3ta host server died
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Ok
He's a useless twunt
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Compo it!
Why not post it in a new thread?
As you can probably guess, I'm being sarcastic.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)
# i got there first
and i'm still really pissed off i put so little effort in.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I find it silly how he actually saved the image to his pc
Then uploaded it to the b3ta uploader
Rather than just copying the image location.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# sorry not very pc - this is me!!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I do like your drawings.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Arf :D
More like this please :)
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Gordon Brown was an excellent Treasurer.
He oversaw one of the best finanical periods this country's seen in a long time.
It's perhaps the job of Prime Minister that he's not best suited too.
Not enough said. Not enough said at all.
/angererd by lazy satire blog
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# He oversaw one of the best finanical periods this country's seen in a long time
so he watched it just like the rest of us?

MPC FTW!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Hahaha.
I don't know what MPC means but I love this sort of humour. Taking down a serious point by being silly FTW!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Monetary Policy Committee
aaaiiii
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:19, archived)
# wasn't enough said
was nuff said
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Still, your point's redundant.
Also, I just looked at the link to your drawing you did up there.
I saw that before and thought it was absolutely brilliant. More of that and less of this.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:20, archived)
# i don't get it
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Cheeky scamp!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Lol I don't even know what he's carrying (R2D2?) but it's still hilarious!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)
# You heatless fiend batman...
...And you cyberpope!! Good stuff :D
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)
# more doubles speed
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] mmmmmmmmm (more seamlessness for you)
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)
# awwwww Geoff, bless him, what a sweety
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)
# haha
i just had big geeky laugh.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)
# hahahaha
hooray!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)
# thats ace
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Winner :D
*click*
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)
# likes
i still dosn't fully understand schrodinger's cat problem but i don't think it matters TBH
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:30, archived)
# basically
it's a thought experiment (not real): you seal a cat in a box with a big source of radiation connected to a big tempting red button marked "do not push" in moggy language. You can't see into the box, so while the box is sealed the cat is, for practical purposes, in a state of being neither living nor dead.

It would be less cruel to do it with a chav.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh, not the first with a plane then...
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Bigger!
I want it to load even slower than it did!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Look! Quick! Before the board gets any faster!

(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
They've got her under the counter, I'll bet.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Heh heh
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry] And I'll sneak this one in
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Hahah!
This is fantastic.
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Hahah!
Simple yet brilliant
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Pffffffffft
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)
# ahhahhahah.
 
YES
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Looks like they haven't found anything yet
hehehe
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Oh for fuck's sake.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Lecture doodle

How are you lot this evening?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Ooooh prettyful!
Not bad, not bad :)
Yourself?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Very well.
Just watched Jurassic Park. Smashing film.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Good good :)
I've been ill today, so I was in bed getting nowhere on Myst for hours on end.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
# i really like that
also:
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:00, archived)
# michael J fox as a surgeon
lol
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:00, archived)
# vincent van gogh as a relationship counsellor
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Clan Soul as a hairdresser
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)
# kichisura?
What's that?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Eh?
If you're talking about the symbols, I just made them up.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)
# what lecture was this?
must of been dull
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Journalism lecture on how to conduct an interview with a focus group.
I don't think I missed anything important.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)
# seems unlikely doesn't it
i've mostly been skiving photographic contextual research and reflection lectures

*yawn*
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# 'must have'
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Mark Thatcher gets his maps off b3ta
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 20:57, archived)
# topical!
:)
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well get this easy repost out of the way:

"I'm getting too old for this shit, Miss Jones."
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] TJ: for shite compo entry

apologies to foreigner types, young people & anyone with any sense

okay, so being a test card model isn't really a job... meh :|
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Silly flash time


Click here to watch the flash


Silly Nemesis from Resident Evil and his one-word vocabulary...
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 20:54, archived)
# HAHA
That took me long time.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Haha
How very odd
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] It's amusing 'cause I'm not dead
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 20:54, archived)
# i shouldn't be laughing hard
but i am
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 20:55, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*click click cliccccck*
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 20:55, archived)
# who's that?
also, hello
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 20:55, archived)
# hello sugar tits!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 20:58, archived)
# i only recently discovered that that yoyo had sweets in it!
:D
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)
# you probably need a top up on your Pez by now, or are you rationing them?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:00, archived)
# fuck no
i ate them all within the first 5 minutes of opening the box
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)
# haha
nice!~

if you're fiending for more, drop me a gaz with your new address.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)
# I KNOW THAT DOCTOR!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 20:56, archived)
# do you think that is his cumming face?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I don't know.
He looks like something out of Desperate Housewives
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Wasnt the guy on the right
in ghostbusters?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)
# No idea.
He's just under "doctor"

The image was rather big too, I seem to remember.
Edit: Yep.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Yep :)
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)
# hahaha!




(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 20:56, archived)
# HULL!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] you can fly!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 20:49, archived)
# haha
yeah hurricanes would make stupd elephants!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Boulton Paul Defiants
in that picture actually*

*I think.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)
# But can he bomb?
oh, yes, yes he can.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 20:53, archived)
# 100% Organic
100% Biological Warfare
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Don't you mean cheques?
or is it a play on words? or something?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 20:54, archived)
# i do mean checks but i ran out of characters.
i just hoped people would read it without realising it was spelt wrong
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Nothing wrong with splitting your sig up into your username too.
Tom O'Bedlam needs money to rebalance his karma. Cheques accepted.

For example
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)

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