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# Johnny Greenwood.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:18, archived)
# Wow!
That's utterly brilliant :D
The hair is the best :D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:18, archived)
# *looks at sig*
Eh portal isn't that hard :P

/tiredandbeinganassforsomereason...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:22, archived)
# Hahah
I just wanted to see how fast I could do it without rushing and getting it wrong.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)
# *can beat it with his eyes closed*
well in 72 hours...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Hahahah
I think 72 minutes was pretty damn good.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:26, archived)
# now that i actually think about it...
thats pretty damn fast...have a congratulatory pearoast...

(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:28, archived)
# Have a pearoast for your pearoast :D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:29, archived)
# I'm out of portal stuff...
.........cartwheels!

(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:32, archived)
# You're WELL slow!
I completed it in 1 hour 12 minutes!

(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 6:17, archived)
# Thank you!
You shoulda seen the skin before I smudged it! He looked like he had terrible leprosy.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)
# Hahah yum!
That's the best kind!
Salteh!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:24, archived)
# Hahah
ewuh.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Not entirely sure how you'd pronounce that.
Which reminds me, have you heard Aqueous Transmission?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:26, archived)
# It's how I say 'ew'
with my Jersey accent.

Heard of them, yes.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:27, archived)
# Hahahah silly Kk, it's an Incubus song :)
Wait a second and I shall upload it for you.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:28, archived)
# Oh, okay.
I swear I've heard of a band...something Transmission. God damn, that's gonna bug me now.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:30, archived)
# I has to go now.
Talk to you tomorrow. *hugs*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:30, archived)
# Awwww! Alright then :)
'Night!
I shall put the link to the song on your dA page.
*hugs*
I shall go after, too.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:31, archived)
# thats lurvely
:)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:19, archived)
# thanks!
:D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)
# you're welcome
:D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:26, archived)
# Yay :)
This came out really well. You've made some great pics today :)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:20, archived)
# Not just today
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:20, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)
# Ace!
Nice tag, too.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)
# Hahah
thanks!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)
# and you said I have skillz, that's excellent! better than I could ever do
TJ: eBay just sent me a £7.50 voucher *glee*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)
# Oh but you do.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Colours are groovy!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 5:10, archived)
# Nice.
Pretty scary in the eyes!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 5:28, archived)
# And I had just wooed it.
Thread deleter! [/:-)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 5:38, archived)
# Cor!
Top work, ma'am! Woo!

(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 6:17, archived)
# i like his enormous plastic lips.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)
# *click*
nicely!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# For Ttssattsr
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:45, archived)
# YOU NEVER MADE ME A PRETTY PICTURE.
YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD.

EVEN AFTER YOU REACHED OUT TO ME, THEN BROKE MY HEART.

I'M GLAD I'M ABOUT TO GO TO BED, I CAN'T STAND TO SEE YOU WHEN YOU'RE LIKE THIS.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:47, archived)
# Hahaha no you ass stay and talk for a minute.
How was your party in the end?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:48, archived)
# Heh. It was alright really.
Was quite awkward not knowing anyone, I came up for a gig and a studio session, but because Rich, the drummer, goes to uni here, we stayed for a few days. It was pretty good overall, especially as I'm coming up here to uni in september, so it's good to sample the student life a bit more.

Also, we managed to get Rich with a screamer flash at about 6am. Was fucking classic.

Also, I was a good DJ.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:54, archived)
# Yay!
Where was the party, I've forgotten. Also, what are you going to do at uni?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:57, archived)
# It was at Rich's flat in Leeds.
I'm coming up here to do a BA in Music Production :D

Combines two of my favourite things:

Music and sheer geekery.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:00, archived)
# Ah, I think I remember talking to you about this
and about my friend who does sound mixing and ADR for movies.
I bet you'll have loads of fun :)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:03, archived)
# We probably have spoken about it, it's something I like to talk about :)
It's something I really enjoy, so I'll hopefully do well and have loads of fun as the course goes on :D

'Fraid I must dash now though, as I need to be up in about 6 hours to move a load of furniture about that got shifted in the pre-party preparation, and then I've got a 4 car journey to get home again.

We shall speak in the morrow though, DON'T YOU FRET, MY DEAR. Have a good evening, y'all :3
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:08, archived)
# G'night :)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:09, archived)
# Is that, by any chance, Evangeline Lilly?
Either way, it's fantastic.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:48, archived)
# Nah, random flickr person
as usual. Flickrleech has its version 2 beta online:
beta.flickrleech.net
I'm going have to get around to sending this guy some money, I use his site every single day.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:51, archived)
# Hahah alright :)
I did this for Ttssattsr:

Click for bigger
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:53, archived)
# I like these neon tube girls.
AAU
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:49, archived)
# Cheers
I don't think this one is as wild as the first I did in this style, but I learned a lot making them and I think I can probably improve.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:53, archived)
# Silly mofaha
improvements are not needed!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:54, archived)
#
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(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:58, archived)
# i was gonna post this lovely tribute to the graveyard shift...
...but i didn't want to spoil the moment...(SWEET!)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:05, archived)
# NOM NOM NOM
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:07, archived)
# I LOVE THE TASTE OF SPLEEN IN THE MORNINGS.
TASTES LIKE...




...SPLEEN.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:09, archived)
# Everything you make
Is awesome
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:49, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 5:11, archived)
# when interactive grave markers with video display become popular, you will have a market for these wonderful things.
i like.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# sexay!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)
# Nice movement.
I likey.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 5:29, archived)
# c'est fantastique
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 7:50, archived)
# and... all... that... JAZZ!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)
[challenge entry] we were supposed to have proper justice by now!

can't believe we don't have Lawmasters pwning chavs yet.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)
# judges you say?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:02, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Ha ha, fucking hell!
I wish the last thing I saw before bed every night was as good as this. Normally it's my cock, see.

Night all!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:16, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:21, archived)
# I still have the file open in case you want me to change anything.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:31, archived)
# \o/ I am typing from a computer 30 minutes away by car.
:D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:42, archived)
# /I dream of wires/
Looks good as is, I can use it flat on the wall
or hanging on a hook stand. Might get a Doc lamp
in the view too.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:47, archived)
# Cool.
I look forward to the end result :D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:50, archived)
# I will gaz you the draft soon (day or so).
The interviews will be the first done. As they
need little more than the character. And birdcage. [/;-D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:52, archived)
# Yay :D
I saw mofaha's name on there, is he being sent stuff too?
I feel so included for once :D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:54, archived)
# Yes.
Maybe, you still have the hazing stage to go yet, lad. [/;-D
*warms the eels*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 5:36, archived)
# Yes!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:39, archived)
# This is so fucking brill :D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:55, archived)
# thankee :)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:29, archived)
# they're too busy dancing
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:25, archived)
# ah the edited version!
;)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:26, archived)
# watchootalkinbout?
;)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:27, archived)
# oh you sod, same picture fp'd twice!
YOU HAVE ALL TEH SKILLZ
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:28, archived)
# teeheehee
and it got the most votes for last week's compo

I was very suprised at both those outcomes of reposting it
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:32, archived)
# I don't have the skillz
so can someone post up the same image with the words "We Are Not Men...We Are DEVO"
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 4:43, archived)
# whaddyaexpectfromapissedcuntuh?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)
# hahhaahaaha
that was unexpected
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)
# ...part deaux...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# It always annoyed me
that Galactus, a massive, massive, super-being, that could eat planets, just looked like a bloke in a fucking ridiculous hat.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)
# evil hat,viking hat
twat's hat.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)
# haven't seen this guy in ages

fol rol de rol
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)
# hahahahha
oh, you cunt.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)
# I have to say though
at least this one's quite clever.
Even if it is giving the bugger what he wanted.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Can a lady be a cunt?
Yes, I guess I can. :D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)
# does he have a job?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# He does now
Observe!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# YES!!!
Hello missus! How goes it?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)
# apparently I have nothing better to do with my time this evening
than stir shite-pots. ;)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# s
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Oh don't be silly!
I have nothing better to do than remix pictures I've already posted for desktop purposes.
I do love the unemployed man with a passion, also.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)
# The jumper on him is just so...pink
I couldn't help myself.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)
# ...hey...nice vase...
...huh...huh...?!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)
[challenge entry] ...white boys can't dance...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)
# haha
KICK THE BALL

KICK IT

KICK IT
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Charlie Brown-san.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Get some pepperoni pizzas!
"we don't serve those!"

/Kill Bill blog
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)
# :D
*clicky!*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
[challenge entry] i'm sure he deserved it
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# OH NOOOOBS?
haha
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# This looks like an interesting comic.
can you tell me which newspaper I might read it in?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Actually I can.
It's the Six Million Dollar Man comic that ran in the 70s.
This particular story was Steve Austin combating an android threat. The guy he's beheaded in that picture is an android.


I was a BIG Steve Austin fan as a kid.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 2:26, archived)
# SLICE!...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# fucking
told
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Here is a desktop that I have made for you.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# *doesn't wallpaper*




but it's nice
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)
# have we seen this already?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Same tree, I remade it into a desktop
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# bitchin' tree, man!...
...NOICE!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Thanks :D
This was the first one like that^

Click for bigger
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# you never make your wallpapers big enough
Can you offer a 1920x1200 of your next one please?

kthxbai
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# woo!
It looks gorgeous on my desktop does that :D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Does on mine too :)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)
# showin off with yr fancy big screen and powerful card
i need a new pc, although really 1st i need a new job so i can afford said pc
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Awesome :)
Your trees are rather good!
*click*
Get a proper aspect ratio!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Shush. :D
Thanks :)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Verr niccce.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Fankyee :D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# BAA
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)
# you nasty man
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Is this board conspiring to arouse me?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# hahahaha
I like this. It makes me smile. It makes me smile blood.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# oh, yeah, that's right,
UNDERLINING, bitches.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# I swore that said
UNDERLING BITCHES

Which I take exception to
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# haha
don't worry, it was perfectly aboveboard!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
#
Perfectly aboveboard!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I swear that face on frame 3
must actually be your constant expression.

Even down to the freakishly pointed eyes.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# yaaay pictures of poop night!!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# *dances*
*slips in poop*
*gets naked*
*films*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)
# whatever's going on..it's kinda messed up :(
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# ALMOST DIRTY SANCHEZ!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Grubby Sanchez?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW.
I LOVE CHEEKY VIMPTO
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# excuse caps lock
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)
# you are excused.
Fuck me, it's half one.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# i know i'm home early
my friend sayed he'd fuck you anytime of day
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# current....very current...
...ha ha....that was fucked up, eh?!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# *learns*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Hello b3tarrrrrggghhhhh

(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# WOULD
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# WILL
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# hahaha. i love you hedgehog's replies. they work so well.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# One tries
:D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Sexy stuff.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# INTERNET IT HARD!!!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# looks like I've missed some internet drama!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
# it's pretty much summed up in my above cartoon.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
# hot and sexy
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
[challenge entry] makes you think...

actually... no, it doesn't.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Love? LOVE? CALL THAT LOVE?
I'LL FUCKIN GIVE YOU LOVE!
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Ah.
No love.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# .
THEY'RE KILLING THE PENGUINS.
Although they might not be because i can't remember which side they live on
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)
# other side
THEY'RE KILLING THE POLAR BEARS
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# The other side.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Better hope Galactus doesn't come along with da horn...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# hahahaha
this made me lol much ^_^
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Satires


Although if this ever turns up on the BNP "humour" section or someone from the Daily Mail calls it "gloriously politically incorrect", I'll kill myself.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# heh nicely done thar!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# *churns embassy*

(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# *gurns embassy*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# *turns embassy*

(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# He probably wasn't advocating sharia law for britain
but whatever he was saying was still naive and wrong, in as far as it was comprehensible. If he wasn't such a sexy dancer he'd have no redeeming characteristics.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Oh I know
But he was saying that basically religions (not just Islam, although why he specifically brought them up in this climate without even asking any Muslims which seems a bit rude) should have some seperate laws from each other in certain areas. Which I suppose is liberal and multicultural and all that but it's basically a step towards segregation as far as I can see and a step away from seperation of the church and state.

Although people who blame "fucking pakis" for everything annoy me a lot more.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Lolz.
S'up b3ta people.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# HAHAHA!
That's more like it.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# nite nite
sleepy tiem for me

zzz
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# sleep sweet tight prince


(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Ning!

probably a tad subtle if you're as pissed as me
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Topical.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Tropical
EDIT: On that, g'nite B3ta.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Floppical.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Maddiecal.

(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# It is completely original
and has in no way shape or form been done ever.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# totally
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# nuhnught sexeh
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# hehe
:D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# :D:D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Not subtle enough! :D
'Ning sir!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# aight mate
how's tricks?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Not bad:
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# safe!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# And you?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# well drunk
I don't think I'v had a sober day for at least 4 years which is awfully bad...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# RAAAAAAAAAR RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR RAAAAAAAPE
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# unemployed shark rapist missing
?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Shark missing
Dolphin cautioned
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# SHARKS IS COMING FROM SCREENS AT ME
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# *does backflip*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# *does a barrel roll*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# HE'S STILL ON YOUR SIX

(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Cat cannot swim
FAILURE
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# *beep boop bob boop*
in descending pitch and tempo
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Waiter, my robot has died!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I'm afraid I can only help if he died in your soup

(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# *dies in own soup*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I think we are a bit wary of links tonight ;)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# What do they need a rapist for?
Is it like a talent search?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# hahaha
that's not funny

"SEARCH FOR A RAPIST"

with that special "x" factor

:/
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE ENGLAND'S NEXT RAPIST?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# haha oh dear..
then other shows will copy
"I'm a celebrity Rapist in the Jungle!"
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# You're through to the 'abduction' stage.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"Celebrity Rape Brother"
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# "Big Rapists Little Rapist"
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Beauty and the rapist
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# "Have I got Rapists for You!"
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# "I am Rapist"
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Strictly come raping
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Raping
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Golden Rapes
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# The Mighty Rape
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Monkey Rape
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Jack Dee live at the rape
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Peter Rape's Phoenix Rapes
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Two Pints of Larger and a Rape
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Larger than what?
*ducks*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# *Rapes*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Yay!
...i mean, *cries*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# What not to rape
Rapenanny/Superrape
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Top Rape
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Fifth Rape
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# The Italian rape
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Planet of the Rapes
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Rape Kong
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# The Panic Rape/The Rape Room
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Rape over the river Quai
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Where Eagles Rape
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# 28 Rapes Later
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# The Rape Factor
Rape idol
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Sonic the Rapist
Batrape
Spiderrape
Rapeman
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Honey I raped the kids
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# There will be rape
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# No country for old rape
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Rape of the Dead
Rape Bill
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Bridget Jone's Rape
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# I, Rape
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Raping Nemo
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE STOP ME.
*stops self*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Ready Steady Rape!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Who do you think you raped?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Rapeheads
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# 'Everybody Loves Rapemond'
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Raped By The Bell
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Spongebob Rapepants
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Desparate Rapists
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# My Name Is Rape
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Rape or No Rape
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Rape in cold blood
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Freaky Rapists
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Planes, Trains, and rape.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Rape's army
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Rape Towers
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# One raped over the cuckoo's nest
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# The Good Rape
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Whose Rape Is It Anyway?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Mock the Rape
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Monty Python's Flying Rape!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# The rape escape
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# ^WIN^
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Rapists of Navarone

(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Come Rape With Me
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Raping on ice
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Harry Hill's TV Rape
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Clifford the big red rape
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# BBC Rape 24
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Coronation Rape
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Raperats
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Rape the pony
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Rape Gear
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Teenage mutant ninja rapists
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Sonic The Rapist
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Withnail and Rape
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Rape Babylon
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Family rape
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Big Rape.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Rape dwarf
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# That more an order
than a title.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I'm not legally responsible if you act on it.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Yes
But I still get 50% of the video sales right?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# 40%. It's only fair we give the little fellow a cut.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Daddy Rapecare
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# STOP! OR MY MOM WILL RAPE!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# The Fresh Rapist of Bel Air
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Alien vs Rapist
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Rape to the future
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# What the fuck are we doing?
:D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# that's a good question
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Just you try explaining this thread to a non b3tan.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# It will be frigging difficult.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# or explaining it to the police
and what will the daily mail make of it?
"BAN THIS SICK FILTH!"
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Maybe we should stick to magnets in the future
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# yes, it's much safer
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# ...
The Daily Rape.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# After 9 tins of Scrumpy Jack, probably not.
Sorry.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# You're right, that drink is too classy.
Come back when you're on white lightning.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Curb your rapism
..
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I for one would watch american idol if every audition was just paula abdul getting buggered over the desk
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# now that's an antidote to Veronica Moser
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# *nothing* is an antidote to Veronica Moser
short of having surgery to remove the part of the brain that stores the memory of seeing it.

*shudder*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# christ there's much worse
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I know
but shitplay is a source of great horror to me.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)
# THERE HE IS!!!...(he ruined my dinner!)...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# what are these two folks from?
they have no doubt been memed to death
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# She's saying:
"there it isn't"
Even though it quite clearly is, which means she's wrong, which must be because she is a woman.
/blatant sexism
Woo!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# I think she's ordering
and the shark is the waiter

but he's getting it wrong and he's sweating

hence all the water
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# pffffffffffft
oh mr meats, im so glad you're back
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# This is logical and so I can believe it.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# yes, a scenario with no logical faults of any kind
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Nope.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# O_O
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Every time I look at that image I laugh
and it's my own freaking image :|
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# that's the best way
when you look back at something you did and it's "what the shit was I thinking" :D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# True,
true :)
*nostalgia*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# ah this one makes me happy, as it killed my hosting when I first put it up


a months bandwidth in 3 hours :D

and it's not even any good and I should be ashamed for making it
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Can I have the original picture of the couple?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# It was obviously the shark.
What's the hold-up?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# It could have been the twin brother
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# You ever try getting a shark convicted?
They just play the race card and get off scott free
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# hahaha
you're spending too much time at 4chan
(and me too obviously, for recongnising that one) :)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# No bridge? No chopper?
No rape.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Haha, are they deal breakers?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# I believe they are the fundemental questions the police ask the sobbing victim in cases of alledged shark rape
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# "of course I didn't rape her, there was no bridge how could I?"
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# NOT GUILTY
*confetti*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# you know they are
:D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# B3ta's largest thread
eva
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# It's rapetastic.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Now for the hard of hearing.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Yum yum yum, gaint wooden broccolli's is tastey
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# BAAAaaaaaaaAAAA
God edit: Redacted link
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Oh hai rubbish troll
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# ^this
Even I could be a better troll than you.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# HAI EGGBURGER?
God edit: Aw hell naw.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# oh FUCK NO.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# wanna reenact that with me?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# You wankshaft.
EDIT - Thanks God!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# OI
Linking Moser is all very well, me and Mongy have done it plenty. But actually embedding her is a bit grim. Behave.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# ;)
n c
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# ohohoho
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# ahahaha
/is too drunk to make anything but obvious and unfunny strikethrough gags
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# bah, summat more subtle then?
God edit: No
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# fuck me
it's all going on tonight, innit!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# What the fuck is going on?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# DAVE YOU CUNT!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# 'wanks'
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# what the fuck is going on?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# prick

(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# being embedded in her
would be much worse. Well, without a bath first.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# ...you're about as useful as a 5th WHO...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# IT'S RESEARCH FOR A BOOK OK?!?!!?!?!!?
i love this.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Fucking hell
Daltrey looks fucking insane in that pic.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# 'wanks'
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# GRRRR :(
please stop this madness.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Don't worry, i'll protect you
*gropes*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# are you 2 lovers?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# He wishes.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Not really
I've just become really gay as of late.

It's a crushing bore really.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# hahahaha
QUIET YOU

I AM MUSHROOM'S :(
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# pity, i would have given you one up the wrong 'un.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# can I instead?
I've got the fackin orn
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# you need not ask my love.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# I don't have a wrong'un
It's all so right.

Actually I think that's both enough gay and sex talk for now, it's becoming quite disturbingly insidious.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# at least it's not pictures.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Yeah
Still the whole sex thing is going particularly fucking wrong for me at this exact moment in time. It's all the internet's fault.

Need classics. To quell. Self.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# why is it going wrong?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# It would be a pointlessly long story to explain in its entirety
But the jist of it is, for reasons to do with my wanting to devote my life to analytical science, philosophy and psychology (yes you may be surprised given my presence here) I abandoned the idea of relationships or companionship; it also more than likely was to do with being shitted around by people for a while and is a thinly veiled excuse to be jaded.
Unfortunately this has led me to be sexually repressed whilst completely abandoning the idea of relationships or emotion of any sort, which had over time led me via the internet to BDSM.
Which I had a bizarre fascination with for some time through pornography and various other things.
Lately it's seemed to rear its ugly head more forcefully than ever, and it's becoming increasingly tiresome.

That's pretty much it in short, leaving out some of the bits which are becoming personally worrysome.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# well you're a bit kinky ain't you?
you've just not met the right person yet.

you may hit me for saying that..
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Yes but the thing is, i'm not really very kinky
I swear it has come about purely due to having the internet and needing to masturbate, and somehow i've entered into a world of having the opportunity to have sex and pretty weird sex.
Without the actual relationships, emotions or love. Which are arguably the bits I can't have due to time restraints and various other things I couldn't even begin to coherently into.

Also the whole thing really doesn't gel with my personality, i've got everything all nicely segmented in a non-multiple personality disorder way.
But at this precise moment in time i'm feeling particularly anxious about proceeding moments, which is in turn making me feel less in control (in that stupid way that psychology works).
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# i hate you for being able to intellectualise things so fucking well.
and yes men have needs and sex seems to be one of them, fucking men. but surely love and emotion are a bigger need? obviously needing them for reasons not related to insecurity or any of that crap, because thats fairly unhealthy, but well to be crap, love and shit is nice.
i would say it sounds like you're cutting off your nose to spite your face but you either good at using big words and making intelligent posts or simply too clever for that statement to apply to you.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Being analytical to ridiculous degrees is literally one of my few talents and life desires
And really it's the whole nub of my everything. There's nothing to say I don't want emotion and love and so on, in fact I very much do significantly more than i'd want or need sex (which for a man is ultimately just gratification saving some of the more intense and more psychologically blurred practices in BDSM). The whole thing rests on the inherently harrowing idea that there are far too many possibilities and not enough time.
I can't be the true hermit/analytic whilst also having a strong and meaningful relationship, one diminishes the other. This is true on a personality base and just a matter of time.
Devoting time to one thing eats out of the other.

The problem is the sex thing doesn't exist for me as a gratification issue, I can deal with that easily, it's a carefully balanced ego and experience issue. So I have to weigh up the fact that i'd have to do the stuff now while i'm young, whether I truly actually need it, whether in the long run i'd need to keep doing it for it to feel worthwhile, whether I am acting on the influence of society, etc.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# wel it' an odd thing to be into, it's kind of self-castrate to say the least, and i odn't mean that in a literal term.
but then surely if it's an ego issue and expierence one, then thats just gratification, but not on a purely sexual/sex based level?
maybe i'm being dim and simple again.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Well it's basically that i'm constantly thinking about whether i've made the right choices towards everything
People are out having relationships, sex, kinky sex, etc etc etc. So it's not going to be an actual physical reason, it's an ego reason, knowing that i've done it. Because ultimately the experience will fade, sensations are not recallable, they have to be relived.

So I end up sitting about thinking: should I just do a few things while i'm still young and they can be my savoured memories, but then that would be giving in, I don't really need it, it's the fact other people are mentioning it to me and influence, but then that sounds a bit like a celibate religious reason, etc etc etc.

I should also add, that as i'm fairly youngish and have been in this bleak pit of nihilistic despair for a while, and went to an all boys school; i've not actually had a relationship nor sex. So some offer of kinky sex with some stranger would be my depressingly first experience and it would be before an actual relation. Hence why it's immediately harrowing.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# god, i hate you more now for being young and clever.
from personally expierence of expierencing things, ok i've not had many sexual partners, but the few i have had have all been shit waste of time bar one and sadly i was very much in love with that person and it was that expierence and the whole thing of being in love that made it worth while, obviously with sex there is a pleasure thing to some extent with most people you do it with, but the greatest thing is doing it with someone you love and sharing something more then bodily fluids.
otherwise it is just pretty much an abuse cycle, because more often than not one person feels shit and it carries on within so much of your life, if you realise it or not.
and getting a bit of kinky sex isn't much of a big life expierence...i really doubt in ten years time i will look back on my life and think "wow doing this or that sexual thing was a great expierence". it's pretty momentry. but you can look back on things you did with someone or feelings shared and think wow that was great, that was a real defining moment.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# That's the major problem of the whole thing
You either look back and think the things you have done were dull/not worth the amount of hype and overexaggeration they were accounted for, or alternatively you convince yourself passionately that they were the best things ever.

Neither of which is particularly helpful for the person who hasn't done them. It's like the classic thing of having to make your own mistakes, I was never one for that idea (in fact I am ridiculously against it to the point of over thinking any future or possibility to an absurd level) but it almost seems like I am destined to try and make the 'mistake' purely because I can not survive the amount of thought that I put into the situation I am in.

To be honest everything could be sorted out nicely and happily with a nice relationship, which could placate any kinky desire indefinately, fill any longing for compassion and emotional experience and generally sooth my mind regarding life experiences. But at the same time there's the chance that i'd like it, or I wouldn't know when to end things, or if to have another relationship, or if I could carry on having a relationship until I wanted to really buckle down and become hermitic, or if really I was giving up by even considering it - like some weak willed man who is not even to equal one millionth of the sacrifice and devotion Galileo and other put into things.

Also: I should add i'm not that young, I just feel it some days due to having never actually experienced certain things - although conversely I feel really being one of the few people who actually thinks about existance, the world, global and humanitarian responsibility. 20 which I believe is the same as you are.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# but then if you've not tried it, how do you know you will hate it?
it's ounds crappy, but if you haven't been really in love then it' impossible to pass judgement.
and sex is one of thoes things, that i'm sure most normal people will say is great fun and very enjoyable, but not the most important thing by any stretch and if it's easily accessable in whatever form then they will probably use it.

how oldare you? i'm being nosey now.
edit: yep. same as me. it's an awful age.

and i admire anyone considering any sort of hermetic lifestyle.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)
# I'm not saying I will hate it, nor am I passing judgement on it
I just think about the concequences of it and I can't see any reaction which doesn't impinge on my wanting to do other things in some way. In isolate it would be lovely, but in reality things have concequences and mold and cut off areas of life and experience. It's a pretty horrible curse of knowledge really, if I didn't know so then I could just get into a relationship and get lost forget about the future and be happy. But I can't just abandon thought, it seems like a crime and in its own soul destroying way it is worthwhile.

EDIT: I had a sort of internet person, who I sometimes laughable call my apprentice given that he sarcastically called me an oracle, who I used to talk to about these things. He wasn't so analytically inclined, but he was a femme boy struggling with the idea of gender, sexuality and BDSM type things, slightly younger also no experience, while still being clued up enough to engage in and get stuff out of a conversation with me. But unfortunately he has disappeared under mysterious circumstances and I haven't heard from him in ages.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)
# but then maybe you will never be happy being so insular.
i spent a year or so avoiding other people and i enjoyed it on the whole, but at the end of the day all the things i could learn from being by myself and all the things i understood from doing that were matched if not bettered by being around people and having relationships and getting fucked over really badly, i learnt alot from it and ultimately i kind of learned to start liking myself (well vaguely) and i learnt amazing things from people and it gave me such a brilliant bit of life expierence.
being on your own for a time span has it's uses, you're pretty much forced into a corner to understand yourself and all your own morbid processes and needs in all their vivid and gory detail, but thats all pretty useless when you just avoid any sort of emotional connections with others.
everyone needs a mental refrence of mistakes and emotions and expierences just to grow as a person otherwise you do just stunt yourself and become either god or nothing in your own mind and then you get into dangerous ground and your brain starts to go wrong.you can delve too deep and start to make things this or that and without the expierence of understanding it from an outside point of view or having someone else to kick off you do really fuck yourself up.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)
# EDIT above, because I couldn't be bothered to write it into another post
As regards the whole fucking yourself up bit, as a unwavering pragmatist, analyst, solipsist and realist. I can't say that being fucked up really means anything to me, nor can I say that being insular or unhappy is necessarily wrong or an unvalid way to spend your life. A lot of assumption is put on everything, especially happiness and experience. "Live fast, die young and leave a beautiful corpse" - if that were really true and really believed wouldn't people immediately kill themselves. Because ultimately the experiences don't mean anything when you are dead, so making the assumption that happiness is the only worthy thing in life doesn't really follow through with logic.

Then of course there's the fact I probably just want to be different, see people being happy and see them being ignorant of fear, uncertainty, the larger problems. Who knows, but I refuse to believe or follow anyone, because no-one knows what they are talking about because nothing is right.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)
# true being happy isn't the most important thing
but being fucking unhappy is destructive to yourself and thoes around you and you have to turn a blind eye sometimes otherwise you either kill yourself or end up an empty shell.
i know i probably won't ever be happy but i'd rather not be unhappy and the hard part is avoid just being neither and nothing.
if you can look into despair and all the awfulness of life and understand it and accept it then you've got a fighting chance of gaining something.
ignorances isn't bliss but nor is being so wrapped up or aware of it.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)
# I have seen into pure unfettid despair
(or at least I like to think I live in the black hostile void for meladramatic purposes)
But as of late I seem to have become shakier and shakier, the thought, words and memories are still there but I don't seem to be able to feel it quite as much. I think it's been a series of events which have slowly been chipping away at me, insidiously bleeding normal social ideas in through the back door, then popping round with some sexual propositions.

Usually things blow over, well as regards to the sexual things anyway, but it seems a bit like my situation is slowly beginning to catch up with me and my idea(l)s. Although talking about it like it is a problem is as much of the problem as the occurances themselves.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)
# but maybe be less sensative(for lack of a better word) to such things
is just part of the process of understanding and accepting, which is a good thing surely?

i'd like to give you a hug and just completely dumb everything down and say "there, there, it'll all get better".
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 2:41, archived)
# I saw a French film on BBC4 a few weeks back
And the chubby girl with self esteem problems and father issues, started crying and said "I'm a zero".

To which the French bloke who was in the room sat next down to her and said "We're all zeros".

That is why I love the chariactures of French people in French films, because I swear they cannot actually be like that.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 2:51, archived)
# a chubby french girl for one..wtf...
the french are somewhat very beautiful(and i don't just mean purely by appearance) and at the same time bloody annoying.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 2:55, archived)
# If you really mean the solipsism part literally
the argument against it is that even if all other people are generated by your own mind, they are still autonomous intelligent entities. Therefore the part about being generated by your own mind has no meaning, since they are as good as and equivalent to actual people and there is nothing to suggest that they aren't in fact people.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 3:12, archived)
# I think we should strive to make mistakes of the highest quality.
Repeating other people's mistakes is a bit pointless, yes.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# There are various other things (I bet)
which other people are out doing, and which you don't really need, but which nevertheless don't prey on your mind. Golf, say. This implies that you think, intuitively, that love and sex are worthwhile. Incidentally a person doesn't really need to be alive; "need" relates (in different contexts) to some kind of set of things that you just want, ultimately just because you're attracted to them. (You can get the whole of morality out of this if you try.)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# heroin is another. it's an expierence. but unless you're dohery and winehouse, most of us can do without it.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Golf, heroin, same thing.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHA, if only i could be arsed to shop winehouse and dohery playing golf.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Well yes, I can't claim that love and sex aren't a personal thing rather than an objective any possible experience thing
The reason there are there will be primarily to do with the fact that I wanted them at some stage earlier in my life, and to take my new analytical lifestyle and regect the fact I want/wanted them would be a pretty shitty start to an analytical life. So I have to accept that I want them, but then constantly worry about the fact that I can't have them and if not having them at all is too brash a choice.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Is this term "analytical" your own word for it,
or is the "analytical lifestyle" a thing?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)
# It's a very lazy placeholder for a larger idea I am probably inadequate to explain
Yes I don't think I could even begin to, just the idea of rejecting all known assumption, opinion or ideas is a good start though.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 2:26, archived)
# but then you've just set very high goals if not impossible ones and said you can't expierence love because you think it will fuck up this or that.
hen it could od the opposite. you gotta jump into the fire sometimes.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I think it's a misconception that a romantic relationship has to take up
any more time than any other fucking about. Some people are surprisingly undemanding and sympathetic.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# i agree.
if you go into a relationship and you are secure and happy within yourself and the other person is, it's just a thing of expierencing and sharing and not taking and noone has any demands then because what happens is only a plus thing to your life.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Meh, don't worry.
Unless you are writing this while inadvertently chained in a dungeon or something. I can see how that might interfere with doing science.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# How did your sex go particularly wrong?
I'm intrigued.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Those twigs are going to get stuck in his throat,
he might die.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# keep an eye out for his wallet then
:D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I'm having his cards
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Not if he chews his food properly
And if he doesn't, serves him right.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Small-Town America faces a new Menace...
dennis & gnasher

(too subtle?)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# TINY ARMPIT DOGS
WILL RULE THE WORLD
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# well...
... Gnasher surely will.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Gnasher'll 'ave 'im in roughly 3 seconds.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
[challenge entry] btw
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I was playing around with displacement maps,
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Oh good lord
you've turned into mofaha.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I swear, this time it was an accident.
It just works like this.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# THIS TIME?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Yes.
Have you not noticed how much I am trying to copy him?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# "Yes, of course.
If I act more like mohafa, THEN SHE WILL BE MINE!
MUAHAhahahaha..ha..haa.ah"
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
I just think mofaha's pictures are fantastic and want to make things similarly.
Failing miserably, but oh well.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Cocking
ACE!
*click*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Niiiicely.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Moiré called. He wants his pattern back.
;)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahah!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# mofaha?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Oh shush!
Whenever I try, it looks nothing like his stuff.
It's only when it's an accident that it works?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Sorry!
:D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# mofaha ?
:D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# The water main?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# That's really cool
:D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Thanks :D
You've got me into patterns now.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Yay!
But I think I'm out of patterned clothes. All I have left is a stripey Placebo shirt. Maybe a plaid skirt. I dunno. :[
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Oh well :)
That makes the pictures better because there are fewer of them.
I was talking to some people on dA, and it seems your friends already know me :P
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I talk about b3ta a lot.
Hahah
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Hahah so do I
Edit: But the letter was nothing to do with b3ta, was it?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Yes!
Go us being losers! ;D
*high fives* *misses* *hangs head*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# *grabs your hand*
*holds it up*
*high fives*
*doesn't miss*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Yay!
^.^
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# :D
So how was your day?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Pretty good.
I have to do the craft show again tomorrow. And the place it's at doesn't have wi-fi otherwise I'd bring mum's laptop and go on b3ta.Instead of making dull conversations with old ladies interested in buying neck tie purses.
How was yours?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Mine was fantastic.
I spent the day at dad's pissing about with the computers, it was like being an IT technician for the day.
We fixed my fan, so now my computer doesn't keep crashing, I got a new mouse, we set up a network so I can access my desktop at my dad's house now, and now I'm sitting here talking to my favourite people :)
Tomorrow I am going to PC World to have a look at laptops, and on tuesday I am walking into town after school to apply for a job :]
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# That sounds better than mine.
So hooray! ^.^

Walking into town? Aw, that sounds so...quaint. Hahah. I wish I could walk into town. xp
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Well my school is halfway up the hill.
I just need to walk down the hill, across the bridge and up the pedestrian street. The bookshop is right at the top :)
I spent a week there for work experience, so they know I'm capable. I was quite excited, and I think I acted too sillily, so that might lessen my chances, but I'll definately settle down anyway, so there you go.

Two of their employees are moving away soon, so they'll be understaffed for summer, you see.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Cool!
I hope you get the job. Though it means less you on b3ta. ;[

I'm going to eat dinner now. Bye bye, dear. *hugs*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Aww I'll be on b3ta plenty :)
And you're on later, so I'll be finished by the time you're around!
It won't interfere much, I promise.

Enjoy your meal :)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Yay
I really like this :)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Thanks!
That means a lot :)
Edit: And I swear that I wasn't even TRYING this time. :P
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR FUCKING SHARK RAAAAAAR
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# I have.
It wasn't pretty.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# RAAAAAAAAAAR RARRARARAR
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Deploy anti-shark counter attack!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# rar
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# *pewm pewm*
*freem!*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# raaarrr
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# RAAAAAR!
raar
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# yay for game overs
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# What are ya doin' in there Christy?
I'm fookin' swimmin'!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

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