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[challenge entry] a scone
 

 
but do you say 'scon' or 'scown'?
 
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# i say scon.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I'm going with scon too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# STOP COPYING ME!
I KNOW I AM LIKE SO COOL, BUT GODDDDD!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I'm only copying you because you happen to be right.
And everyone knows, if you copy a girl on the internet, she'll sleep with you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# haha.
i feel like dressing up as a nun and wandering around with a guitar singing "Dominique".
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Well, it's one way to pass the time I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# That just reminded me of that guitar singing airstewardess in Airplane.
For some bizarre reason.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# oops - meant to put this in the thread below.
oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# The latter.
And woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# scon
scown for the posh peoples
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I swear this is the wrong way around.
Sconne is way posher than Scown.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I disagree.
But I have heard people say that before.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# I say
"baker's idea of a cow flop"

and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# depends whether I'm in the North or the South ffor some reason


i'm just gonna keep eating all your tasty treats though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# scown.
Also, lovely. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I'm in the scon camp.
Anyway, time to hand the puter over to the missus. Bye all.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# bugger you've gone...


(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] hot cross bun
 

 
nom nom nom
 
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Well I've learnt my lesson, I won't be trying to eat this one.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# yay!
topical and good

hungry now
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Ahh
THAT'S an HCB!
I get it :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# This works much better than the last one you just did
and gets a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# That's rather ace
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# waka waka waka
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# heh!
it'll give him power for to eat this chappie:
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Hello


My first ever Photoshopping effort. Be kind.

Click for bigger (108KB)
(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# fuck me, someone who does a cfb link!!!!!!!!
YOU WIN A KITTEN!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# The old uploader does that automatically for you if you decide now.
Which is why it is so annoying that people dont use it evah!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
#
can I have one too?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# This amused me no end.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# That's all fine and well...
...But where's my fucking kitten?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha yes. you win this one
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# HUZZAH!
*dangles mouse*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Haha, nicely done.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Some of our private sector friends might request 'added value'.
A lilypad or two, for example.
Or some wit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# It's only a first attempt, better than mine.
Made me laugh, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Yes, quite right. I'm being a miserable old git.
My first few posts were even crappier than this.
Actually, so are my recent ones...
Carry on!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# culture, consideration, and a really awful pun
you are a credit to the academy
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Just bought Photoshop
shall be trying to hone my skills accordingly.
(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Just keep on pissing about and trying new things.
You'll soon pick it up.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# ^that
It is an infinitely brilliant piece of software enabling you to do an almost infinite number of things, other than physically take the kitten out for a walk

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# AND you paid for your software
I PRONOUNCE YOU ST. WASPARD
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Speaking of Photoshop
My copies of CS2 and CS3 extended arrived from Beijing yesterday, as with Corel Draw Graphics Suite 12, Indesign CS2 v4.0, and illustrator 10; all of which say then will work with Windows 2000 on the Chinese packaging, but not according to Adobe's website

Any ideas folks, to save me possible hassles if I load them up, on my aging machine?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# oooo illustrator!
*orgasms gently*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# As always,
install them.
And deal with the shitstorm as it comes.
It's not as if it'd've be any easier if you'd acquired the shit by non-CRIMINAL means.
(this probably wasn't very helpful, was it? soz. But I was quite pleased with "it'd've")
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# All of that lot are legal copies
It's not as if Adobe don't sell their products in China is it? I've got a mate who's business' are based in Beijing, and thus makes it much cheaper if I get him to buy the Chinese versions than pay the mighty price tag over here
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# "It's not illegal, it's Malaysian"
my boss once said to me.
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] freshly baked
 

 
Whack some butter on while it's still warm.
 
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Smashing,
but make it a HCB and it'd be topical too!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# HCB?
Oh, wait... gotcha. Good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# A TLA I made up for the purpose.
In my meetoing with three last week I said "the TSR, erm, that is, the audit . . ." where i just made the TLA up there and then, to amuse myself.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# TLA is the finest of all TLAs
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# TSR
total shit report? :)
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Technical Site Review
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I used to do that at work lots when I wasnt a bum :)
It really confused the American bosses :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# lol buttered terd?
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# It's turd, not terd.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# This
And I am something of an expert.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# *stops chewing*
I thought it was bread...
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# I tricked you good.
*puts it on YouTube*
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I did wonder why it came in a cup.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Yeah germz you tard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# I only spelt it this way because it rhymes with nerd,
NERD!
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
I believe you.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# i'll not accept a half arsed excuse like that from a man you can't spell germs
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Psst!
I think you meant who ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# haha fuck...
*hangs up pedant coat*

I'm going out side I may be some time. Feed the cat for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# its "haha" not "lol"
/joins in
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# looks like a strawberry cream quality street
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Nothing could be more delightful
Woo frunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Mr. Potato Head Jr.
[Mod edit: Dammit people, 50k for static images, it's not that difficult is it?]

sryz I'm meant to do that
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# That man's got no cock!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Oi!
No cock!

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Yeah,
I didn't fucking think so.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# how does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Detroit.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Alaska
Nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Its in between his legz
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# How does he spell?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# 100kb? slightly large?
YAAAY!

BIGGARRRRR etc
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Life Size!
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# heh
I don't personally care to be fair, and rather like it.

But any excuse to shout.

BIG BROWN POTATO!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# not quite as big as gonzo's but....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# WOAH
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# how the greasy poop?
did a jpg like that get to 100k? It's mainly 1 colour
(Cliche Guevara Predicatably revolutionary since, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# compression switched off most likely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# learn to use file types
you could have saved that out as a gif or better still a png and it would have been tiny
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# we should change the wording about image sizes in the faq
because some people don't realise it's a rigid rule, not something that you should aim for but it's okay to break occasionally. i know that's how it was traditionally, but i think it makes too many people angry now (despite the fact that internet connections are only getting faster). it'd avoid a few clashes with new folk who are just getting the swing of things
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# It's not that hard to abide by is it dude?
How hard is it to optimize for christ's sake, especially with the above needlessly large example
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# it's not about abiding by it
it's that the faq doesn't say that it's a rule at all
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Ah, I see what you mean, fair enough
it does point out that about 600 pixels wide is about large enough for the board, and to be blunt, there is no need for a jpg to be larger than 50kb at that size under normal circumstances, this isn't an art gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# I think most of the people who make that mistake when they start do so because they don't know about the limit at all.
But yes, making it clearer wouldn't hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# true
but i'd still feel awkward telling people that they must abide by an unwritten rule. if we're going to lay on the abuse when an image goes over 50k, the faq shouldn't be dithering around saying "well, you don't really need it to be more than 50k you know, um..."
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Yeah, I see what you mean.
I think the fact that people jump on the 'fuck off' bandwagon is a bigger problem.
When you're polite and tell them 50k is a general limit, they normally pay attention and at least make the next image smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# i think you've hit the nail on the head
but i'm tired of telling people to play nice, especially if they genuinely think they're being helpful. if there's a simple way to give folks less reason to be nasty, i want it to happen
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I have no idea what could be done about it, people seem to enjoy the flaming.
But it must give this place an unfriendly appearance to new people.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# 'people seem to enjoy the flaming'
being the nail on the head
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Arty Farty.....
[Mod edit: Slightly too big there old chap, keep it under 50kB, cheers.]
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# FUCKING HELL!
FILTER ABUSE AND MASSIVE.

COR YOU'RE REALLY SPOILING US.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# BIG LETTERS
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Amy and Paul, up a tree,
F-I-L-T-E-R-ING

Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
#
F-I-L-T-E-R-ING A-R-D
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Now I feel like a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Now?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# paul, whos paul?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# 90nZ0
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# MINCE!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Aerial support is incoming.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# mushroom cloud!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Ah, the wonders of reflecting background.
I'm not happy with that scrolling, but I got too frustrated with it to fix it properly.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# its like those dropships from half life 2...
WOO!
(Ifrit and the quest for the pointy stick, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# they both look they're about to throw up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Vegans.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# War is hell.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Meat is murder
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# You misspelt delicious
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# i love caps
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I prefer the mini-pill
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# *sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# i prefer clicky tops
/particular about his pens
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# BIGGARRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# *runs to the bunker*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# OI!
You get back here young man.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# *comes back, kicking heels*
fine. BIGGAR etc...


=D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# That's the spirit!
*general abuse*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# That's ace,
but does it not get any bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# And...
...BIG!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# shut up 90nz0
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Where does the 'arty' come in?
*grumpy old git talking*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I am now not going to move in with you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# HUGEY-WOOGEY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Please...
BIGGER

I'm having trouble seeing it from orbit
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# hi there, that's a bit far over the 50k recommended file size for a still image
please resize it quickly and use the edit button to update this post.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# 90nZ0 is too dyslexic to read the word edit.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I'm too edit to word the read dyslexic aswell
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# You're on a diet?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# can't quite make it out.
any chance of a cfb?

kthxbai
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# right, that txt on a speach bubble coming from someone standing in front of goatse man's anus.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Arf!
Go do it!

Did you see the link I posted down the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# It's gone now,
But I didn't wanna feel left out:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I AM GOING TO POINT OUT THIS IS HUGE, WITH A JPG, WHICH ADDS LOAD TIME AS IT IS, ANYWHO.
WHILST BEING SMUG, in caps, I'LL GO ON MSN AND TELL SOMEBODY I'LL NEVER MEET IN PERSON THAT I SHOUTED AT A NOOB, ON THE INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# JAM MASTER GEORDIE THE LETTERS YOU'VE USED ARE TOO BIG >:C
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Some of us have download caps you know,
tone down those letters.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# *waves back*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# thats a bit dark from you....
is he in someway related to mr tickle?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# dark from me?
did you not see my 30k post?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# i think i missed that one
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
#
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1203538186/Blammo30k.gif
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# That is dark.
Fewer scan lines?

/shit optimisation joke
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# *blink* *blink*
whoa! thats both terrifying and awesome. you look a bit like a spartan in that video....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Ah
I loved that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I thought it was Hitler until I noticed the lack of moustache.
And that he was shooting himself....
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Went wherever I
would go.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Little fishy!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# fishy fishy fishy BANG
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Noice textures!
Nice everythin akchoowelly! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# i am pleasured by this
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Nice toy pistol !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Old Fashioned CDC
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Caricature Dancing Clown?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# I am ever so slightly worried about the pic
on his wall of the man smoking....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Look out....
... He Man is getting excited!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# tea/monitor situation
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# and that is the instant that she realised she was a lesbian
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Someone has pointed out to me that she was 15 when she played Tallulah
but it's too late now.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# and she made that just after Taxi Driver
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# that
is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Haha
Is that the world's favourite insane young mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# It looks like it
And I want to know what the fuck the source is from
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Finger painting ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# I do not have a reason.

CFSB
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# that woman would ruin me...
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Are you made of kindling?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# worse
i'm almost entirely contructed from kerosene and newspaper. but god it'd be worth it though...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
I love fire, me.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Hi cock!
:o
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Nazi fire
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Best use for it!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Wow
I always said she was hot.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# who is it?
/isn't sure...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Must be in heat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# *opens image of magazine in tattyshop*
*loses interest*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# *looks over shoulder*
*gains interest*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# LOL
the eyes are so great!
(londoner, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# hehe
great =D
(byebye, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# this is great...
(Pelle ghola, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Nicely done.
I still can't do eyes properly. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# aww
poor lil headless doggy

Edit: Does anyone know if mice tend to live alone
had one - got rid (put down park a few roads away) - and now I just saw one scuttle across the lounge
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# it could have found its way back
but its more likely that you've got a family
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# damn gonna have to relocate this one now
www.flickr.com/photos/24625360@N04/sets/72157604189620542/
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Stupid dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Aaaaaaaw!!
He looks so sad! :(
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Woo
attacked by londons pidgions?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Wag . . . the dog . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Found this in Edinburgh last year
PhotobucketFixed!
(meat2veg hello!, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# that's cocking huge
and 3 times the size limit for still images. Probably best to put it as a link. But I guess it doesn't really matter as this thread has left the main board anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# massive picture posting idiot.
it is indeed cocking huge, I hadn't realised. It was only a phone picture, which is tiny, and rubbish resolution. What sort of size am I looking for? I've worked out how to make it smaller now.
(meat2veg hello!, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# less than 1024x768 in size is usually best,
but more importantly, less than 50k in size for static images (got to think of the poor sods who pay for their bandwidth by the MB). And Less than 250k for animations.

You can always link to bigger versions if you need/want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I dunno...

but nobody ever said stuff on here had to make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# HahahahahahahhahahahsahshdgshjcdwkeKFbwqlehdj!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# This gets points for sheer weirdness.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# ZOMG
Front page now!!!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# :$ Thanks for the support!
But at this hour on a Sunday!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# *presses screen enthusiastically*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# I can't be the only one hearing the sound effects in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Nope!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Probably not.
Although I am hearing the 5 note sequence from Close encounters of the third kind.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# In my head...
...it's "I like tea and tea for cake and cake time"
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Tea and cake, for twoooooooo
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Except
The cake is a lie.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# LOL! Marvelous! Well done you!
That was exactly my thinking too!

God, geek reference overload or what!? LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# hahahaha
Is it bop-it?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# No.
This: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_%28game%29
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# its a bit like bop-it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bop_It
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I guess
Except it's been around for 25 years longer.

There are no new ideas in entertainment.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Not in my head!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# hehe
nice idea. voo und jay
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# And I have no idea why, honestly,
just started doing it and made it up as I went along.

But sometimes, that works!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# sometimes that's the best way to do things.
This one was much the same:
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I concur.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# I love this!
Om nom nom nom nom nom...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!
That's fecking WONDERFUL! :D

*edit* and I only just noticed the sniff!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Hahaha
This is most woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# First, close encounters.
Then Dr Bopit Simon says, you genius. I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# *blushes*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Hahaha
This is worth everything. FTW
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Chuffing Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# i love this very much
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
Woo yay *clicks*
(Dante licked your nipple on, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Unspeakably silly
ergo, I love it.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# kids today just don't understand the marvels of technology that we went through :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# LOL!
Nor the batteries! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Is he playing chess?
/pseud joke
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Obscure reference more like.
The stupid wooden bastard.

/Applies to both the Turk and Shatner blog
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# The Turk is amazing
mostly because it was so successful.

How dim do people have to be?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Is this a Scrubs joke? :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# *headbutts wall repeatedly*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Indeed.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Turk
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# haha!
Forgive me for not being savvy with 18th century chess devices. I saw a black guy and the word Turk... made sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# *joins*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# oooh - that's good!
(londoner, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
He looks almost like Columbo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# lst tablet drawing of the day... promise!


finally learnt how to configure brushes and pencils...
(londoner, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG!
ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# This picture has not received the attention it deserves.
IT LACKS PUERILITY.
Apart from that, it's very good indeed.
Posted on a 'good drawing' website, it'd no doubt put people in raptures.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# thanks very much
but people here have also been very helpful and encouraging the last two days as I got to grips with my tablet....
(londoner, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Walkies!


uncropped and bigger here
(byebye, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Lovely stuff there.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# is his beak worse than his bite?
Great work!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# I didn't hang around to find out ;)
ty
(byebye, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# fantastic
!
(londoner, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Excellent
Large aggressive dogs must cower in it's presence
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# can it be milked?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Top shoppery goodness.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# been playing around with burn/dodge
i beleive this is a vast inprovement
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# The dodge and burn tools sure are handy.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Woo!
*click*

That looks brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# thanks, i think i might start adding ALOT more detail,
not the drawrings themselves (although i will try) but the coloring in as i now realise, they look kind of bland
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Anna Karina

she's a french actress, big in the 60s, marrried Jean-Luc Godard.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# verrrrrnice
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# thaank you
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Compo it then!!!
OH!!! Godard!!!

Brilly fab
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# stan ya spaz!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# *doesn't rise to the bait*
Like they did!!!!!!!

spazzes
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# yeah ya spaz
/had same thought :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# *tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Schweet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Speaking of retro French things
Retro French Pop, with a twist

If you speak French that is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# hahahahaha. i love french pop so much.
now this is a friggin classic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyKzQY9FPFM
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# You need to listen to Roller Girl as well :)
As she is your muse....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZHqk9XtMM4
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# oh i know roller girl very well.
marianne faithfull also does a great serge song in that film.

i'm hoping my french friend is going ot lend me his copy of that film when he nexts goes back to france to get it.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Hahaha
I felt they needed to be holding more lit smokes though
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# hahahaa. yes.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Gainsbourg is God!
Though, Dutronc is great too...
(Pelle ghola, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# i love dutronc's missus old francoise hardy.
not heard much dutronc, i'm sure their son is also a musician.

edit:this is great, dutronc,serge,hardy and birkin!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipjlf6dlhFU
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# This fella is grand!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6HmX6PQzfE
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# That is lovely!
Evening Miss Vomit, how are you?

She was really from somewhere in Scandinavia wasnt she though?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# ah, she's danish born.
i didn't know that.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Yay for education :)
She was absolutely goegeous though so I really couldnt care where she was born! And as she is also Danish, she probably carries around loads of bacon in her pockets! So yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# i'm just always gonna see her as french, she looks so bloody french.
she's great. last recent photo i aw of her she still looked bloody gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# *goes and searches*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Would.
Now do yourself.

*waits for inevitable sexy misunderstanding*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# whaa?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Vector yourself.
But I said do yourself, which could be misinterpreted as masturbate furiously.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# i'd hate to have to stare at my face that long.
i'll leave it to someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# *stares at face for 'that long' *
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# you'll be blinded by my fuglyness.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Actually I think you just took one of my eyes out
with your nipples.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# psh, how short are you?
it is possible, i'm like 6 ft so if you were a short arse and i had very pointy nipples then who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Or if you just had massive tits.
Which you do. I bet you take every opportunity to flap 'em about a bit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# their big, but not massive..well not in terms of my tall and fatness.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Yes, but conversely they'd be massive
in terms of my shortness and not fatness.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# The universe is very big

This is my brain trying to comprehend the scale of the Hubble Deep Field, which I was reading about earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# this reminds me of Doom Patrol Vol. 2
worth a read (as is anything by grant morrison)
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Heeeeere's Johnny!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Yikes
That's rather excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)
# And then you get to the end and a monkey starts throwing barrels at you
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Very nice.
Have you read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy description of how big the universe is?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# I don't think i've heard/read/watched that particular bit.
I remember the quote about if anyone truly discovers the meaning of the universe it will be replaced with something even weirder and it is thought to have happnened several times.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I can only suggest that you purchase the books at the next opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Surely as a purist you should suggest I listen to the radio shows.
I've read Thanks for all the Fish and seen the 80s series, as well as the awful film for that matter.

I barely read books....ever
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Oh, I'm not a purist.
I just happen to have read the books many times, and they're well worth it.
They also make infinitely more sense than the latest film.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# I have, but can't recall the description at his moment in time
I guess it would have to rather big to fit some of thes giants in it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ptdbNUtpx4
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# it's nothing when you compare it to the things that can't even be measured in 3 dimensions.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Like my ego.
My girlfriend tells me it's far too big.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# I see what you mean !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# nah, it's obvious...
someone just sneezed on the lens
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# ...the secret is:......................................to look out is to look within...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Agh, Russian dollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Wow
That really needs to be an album cover, nice work
(byebye, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# bloody good that man
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# My god! It's full of stars!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# 5000 windows with one bucket and squeegee!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Haha
Might as well slip this in here:



(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Clean up on cloud nine !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Further proof of the Vatican's lies
a carpenter, bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)
# There was always a Bank Holiday gig too!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Haha, you're on a one man mission today.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# haha....
I'm certainly trying to get my money's worth out of this picture!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# You're certainly doing that.
Keep it up.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# 'k
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# i've got it!...
...a violin!....he should be playing a violin!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# So he let it slide . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# really well done...
...i always thought jesus was a guitar player...(?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# *tunes ukelele*

"When i'm schooling 'ciples"
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)
# hippo birdy
and....


NORKS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# rofl tits
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# rofl-tits
1.create rofl-tits
2.sell
3.
4.profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)
# I think you'll find that...
3. = wanking

(or maybe roflwanking)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# there is no 3!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# *wanks just to spite you*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Oh yeah.
spite-wanks are the best.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# are they the same
as angry wanks?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Anatomically, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Happy birthday!
He should be about a cm to the right ;-)

Edit: I've just taken all of someone's money off them in poker, and now I'm going for a celebratory bath. See you soon, all x

edit edit: maybe not. Half an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# ning hot tits
who the fuck is corrine bailey rae when she's at home?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Singer, does happy songs.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVNK_VDQY8I

like this one.

*squeezes* ning lovely.


although I'd wager no more happy songs for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# why would she be funny though?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Her husband overdosed yesterday.
Been all over the news here. Because you know, there's no war on or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Has it?
I had no idea. Which is fine, because I don't really care.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# I was assuming he was a he rather than an it.
UNLESS she was married to a table or something.

And it overdosed on....sanders.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# I meant it as in the story.
But it is always tragic when a table ODs on sanders.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Gets me every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# she should sing the blues
blues and girlie singers go well together*


*this is not meant as an insult towards her...she has the voice for female blues
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# She would do good blues.
Best stuff for girls to sing, is the blues.

/blues singer to some blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# happy birthday!
is it just me who doesn't find 7 of 9 attractive?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Nah, I'm with you.
My dad fecking hates star trek, but used to sit through it just cause he thought she was fit.

I never really understood it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# would...
www.wonderfulfaces.com/pictures/JeriRyan/nude/jeri_ryan_012.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Christ...
Hardly any point in wearing a top really.

Still, I don't quite get it... I mean I'm not saying i WOULDN'T! But I don't get the obsession.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Trek + big tits in tight catsuit.
Janeway in her nightie for me, every time. Woof.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# This is true.
Picard in a nightie... Meow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# thank you for that...
...(wow!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# The bitch, I wish I was that thin.
But never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Thin is boring
and unattractive.

Curves and normality = win.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Hurray for curves!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# I'd quite like to be octagonal.
That'd be hard to argue with. I'm not fat, I'm 8 sided.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# If you were rectangular it'd be more convenient for storage.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I don't want to be a rectangle.
That's a boyshape.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# And impromptu games of Tetris
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# It depends
Thin as in petite and flat chested is fairly sexy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# The only woman like that who I consider sexually attractive with it
is Milla Jovovich.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Amelie?
She was quite petite anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# agreed
I'd rate her a seven
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Happy Birthday! :)
And yay to rather fit former borgs

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# happy birthday to you
it is also my mummy's birthday today. are you my mum? if so, i'm sorry for not getting you a card or a present. I'm a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# happy berthday!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# ...*grab*...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Snap Happy Atomic Particle Day !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# careful
She'll have his eye out with those
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# a man should...
...be so lucky...:)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)

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