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Jesus was praying there wouldn't be any sudden gusts of wind

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

AM IT SCAT PORN TIEM?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

maybe

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

...

(londoner, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

HAHAHAHA

i've seen him before

*points down*
b3ta.com/board/8211988

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

Hahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

THAT'S WHY WE HAVE CHOCOLATE AT EASTER.

BECAUSE CHOCOLATE REPRESENTS THE FACT THAT JESUS LOVED SCAT PORN AND BODY PAINT.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

haha

did this win the compo?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

it won nothing, other than appearing in zoo magazine

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)

I put up the creative commons on my work ever since Nuts picked a shitty one of mine to print.

I had loads of better ones, they're just pandering to morons it seems.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

i think prick with a fork ended up in nuts or zoo and my ladybird dogging one was ment to

so far i've been fairly pleased with their selection of my work they've nicked.
which one of yours did they print?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

My Wankers crisps thing.

Took me about 10 minutes whilst I was watching TV.

The font matching was fucking shit as well, it wasn't even that funny.

I would have let them carry on if they'd asked for my Mars Attacks one though.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

i feel the same way about prick with a fork..i did it on psp in about 5 minutes

and people fucking think it's real.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

Haha.

Yeah, I think someone mentioned an email they got from someone that was forwarded LOADS saying "OMFG LOL THIS IS REAL LMAO" and your picture at the end.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)

supposedly i didn't make it on psp and supposedly it was really sold in northern ireland.

SUPPOSEDLY.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)

OBVIOUSLY.

BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY JUST TOOK A PHOTO AND POSTED IT ON B3TA.

AND THE REAL PACKAGING HAS "KITTYVOMIT" WRITTEN ON IT.

MONGS.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)

well i added the kv bit later..

BUT YEAH. TOTALLY.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)

Hacks.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)

haha prick with a fork is pure genius

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)

my mun told me the joke, it wa on ken bruce's radio breakfast show or something

and fellow b3tan the doctor was here and said i should make it into picture. so really i owe it to him and me mum.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)

This post needs more crying and thanking of deities.

/oscars

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)

I heard it on ISIHAC.

Humph said it about Anthony W-T though.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)

Me too

I thought that that was the original...

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

I think I still love you just as much.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)

aww bless.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)

yeh, i would be pleased if they asked for something that I thought i'd done well

or if they asked at all.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)

Well, it's better if they print something without asking and someone picks up on it

Because then you can get MONEYS :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)

has anyone gotten any money out of the cunts?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)

I think quite a lot of people have.

I can't remember who, it's worth asking about it in the daytime.

But if they print it without permission and can't prove it's their work then you can get a bit of cash out of them.

Nothing too extreme, but you could probably get around £50-£100 or so.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)

if only i kept the evidence/cared that much.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)

Well, to be honest, as long as it's not a redex, you could probably prove it.

It's been published to the public under your username (which you could prove) and it was on the FP, so the link is handy in your profile, with a time and date.

It's more evidence than they could deal with, you could easily send a letter and get some free dosh. (Provided they didn't ask for permission to print it though...)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

problem is i can't remember which one published it.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

Send the same stock letter to both of them.

One of them might say it wasn't them, or they might not bother to check.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

Haha, this is true.

You could get double the money if you can scare them :3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

Archie's yer man to talk to on that.

He's waging a one man war on them

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

same thing happened with me, Zoo stole this twice, bizarrely, 3 months apart

I altered my taggage in the hope they'd do it again

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

ah, yes

I knew there was something *special* about it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

And it probably only got in there

because he looks like he's getting a blowjob. And blowjobs are a kind of sex, thus it is in Zoo.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

NOT BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY OR ANYTHING. PSSSH

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

*pats head*

*suckles teats*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)

stop sucking your shaved nipples.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)

PLUCKED!

And I would if I could delegate the task to someone else.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)

Hahaha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

Haahaha

I bet the breeze feels nice on his whip cuts

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

~~whip cuts~~ poop smears.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

not often I'll read that from you

'ning! *hugs*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

Ello lully!

*luffs*

Hows tricks?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

AM IT KITTYVOMIT'S JESUS TIEM?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

Hahaha!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

edit: how rude of me, that's awesome.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

Hahahahahaha

There aren't enough spanging pans in the world for that.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

haha, fuck

i had to read that three times before getting it.
*cleans eyes*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

Hahahaha!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

best thing ever

(Pob mk2, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

ALWAYS

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

pfft

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

hahaha for dads sake!

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McBadger COW, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

awesome

with brown sauce!!! ON TOAST!
more of the non-pottatyshoppes-just-the-gameplay-said it-should-be-paint-pics-for-the-win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and stuff...

sorry.. got carried away there.... carry on!

/would re-lurk, but is sure there's another joke somewhere tonight

(iamjthearmeroar, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)

hahahahahhaahahahahah

YES!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

Hahaha!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

Awwwww......

nearly good on so many levels.
A bit like Scotland.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

hahaha

you cunt. :)

Still, rather that than "should be good on so many levels but are ultimately a huge disappointment"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)

Exactly like Scotland.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)

hardly

a nation of 5 million does not have great expectations to live up to.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

*Suddenly realises that these miserable Jock cunts were completely right about absolutely everything all along*

*Drops weapons and waits for everything to suddenly become fucking wonderful*

Phew! Who'd'a thunk it'd be that easy?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

relax, son

it's not your fault your country is shite.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

"SON?"

*resumes pointless warfare against people who are basically perfectly alright*

Oi, Dordon - stay nice and I'll repost some doctored Spectrum 'artwork' from the mid-80s.

It might make a refreshing change from pointless twattery from delightful young persons.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

haha

I thought you'd gotten all angry and was trying to lighten the mood with "son". I don't hate the english, they're just wankers, we on the other hand I ruled by wankers.

I would certainly be enthralled by more of your marvelous spectrum mashes.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

Pull your neck in son.

Don't make me get all viking on your ass.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

hahahahah

(londoner, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

that is great!

have a biscuit

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clorey mcnuggety, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

this wins teh internets!

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

arf!

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)

Seams ok? I go now.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

hahahaha

that should be itv2 tho, shirley?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

hahahahahaha!

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bennyhillslovechild, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAMxHcVKPt4

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b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

/links

I think your spam should be retitled "Rugger cunts playing with ping-pong balls"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

Indeed.

And for that, I'm gonna pea the fuck out of this.

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

awwwwwwwww

this is the fluffiest thing I have seen ALL day

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McBadger COW, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

awwwwwwwwwww

thats well lully
:)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

This is even cuter now I've realised it's not half a strawberry.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

I honestly do adore this

It makes a visit to /board worthwhile

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

^This

I'm all gooey now :)

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in vino veritas, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

Awww! That's brilliant! :3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

hahahahaha!!1

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

SkuG loves ham?

Thats lully, that.

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Cae1, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

haha

I wants big meats

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

I luvs hams

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McBadger COW, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

Aww,

^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

THIS RELATIONSHIP IS DOOMED

Ham will come to realise that dinosaur only wants him for his body.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

Yeah, it was doomed from the start.

But considering the size of the ham, they could have a few years of happiness.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

aww

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

ning

you're near 10k

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

I know. I'm probably going to have nothing

for it unless I stop posting until I'm home tomorrow.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)

fuck it

I always miss milestones and if i can be arsed to commemorate them, they're never exactly on the button. post on.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)

aww thats loverly

i really like your shading btw

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

awww I'm glad you did

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

I clicked on this earlier but couldnt comment as i was on the phone

lovely.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

Awww!

That's cheered me up, that has. :)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

Awwwwwww

^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

*sticks with theme*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

Aww. How lovely!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

awww!

When did this appear? How did I miss it?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

I wish this would be FPd

It just so utterly lovely.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

Aww, I was pretty pleased with it. I think it came to me in a dream.

Thanks guys, I love all of you and your sexual organs.

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

Utterly adorable

I have a big smile on my mush now.

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)

You did this the other day. (With the same video, might I add)

You were even pointed to /links and apologised.

You can just fuck off now.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

DONE IT TWICE ALREADY

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McBadger COW, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)

TWICE?

I saw it once.

Now he's just being a cunt.

Same fucking video I presume?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)

yup

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McBadger COW, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

*seethes*

I say we take his balls.

Send one to the LA times, one to the New York times, press release style.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)

Ball-breaking story.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

On this board we prefer you to post pictures.

If you look at the top of the screen, you'll see a link to the links board, where they'll appreciate this far more.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

/links much?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

TWAT

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McBadger COW, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

links off to fuck

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)

It's not even Tuesday

and this place has been full of A grade retards all day.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

I feel I've done my part :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

No, I've only been here since this afternoon.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

*Hugs*

There's always a place for special retards, though.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)

I don't want to go back in the cage again.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)

*Hides stun-gun*

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)

That's not what you were saying earlier

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

You were making such sweet promises then.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

No but if you hum a few bars, I'll play along

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

Brace yourself...this week is the EASTER SCHOOL HOLIDAYS!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)

Holy shit!

Child attack!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

luckily I have finally put Danny Champion of the World on ignore

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

*Sigh*

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

This is almost as funny as when you flooded the board with cocks.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

its not my way to do this but you've earned an ignore

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

links

and its titled beer pong
but theres no fucking BEER!!!!!!!!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)

Hello

Is it me you're looking for?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

darn was hoping for horses

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

Not even one sodding horse!

Do you never learn?!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

No, sorry.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

Bah!

And where is my sexy androgynous boy erotica?!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

Hehe

That's the best reply, but it's too kind really.

It's his 3rd failure.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

Really?

That's just my standard reply. I didn't know he failed thrice.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK, KLUNGEY.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

MY OTHER USERNAME IS A PEDANT.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

Let this be a lesson to us all.

Strikethrough gags don't work with commas.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

~~PEDANT~~ PENIS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

Oh hush

penisapple.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

^This very much

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ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)

it had been a tough weekend for Jesus...

(londoner, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

hahaha, fucking superb.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

Hahaha!

Ahhhh yeah...smoooooth....

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

Why has no-one commented on this excellence?

"He'd just been laid off and was paying maternity through the nose. Seemed like he'd have to give the pub a miss tonight."

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

Smoke'm if ya got'm . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

Yes.Teh goodness almost neutralises the badness of the londonness.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

tokin or smokin

it all ends up in the lungs - woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:51, archived)

jesus is like well down with da gang. INNIT

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

hmm

i didnt know caps were that sharp.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

hahaha

the facial expression is marvelous

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

he'll fucking mug you!

INNIT

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

Dude be twisted !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

if you tilt your screen you will be able to see the unoticable extra work i did

CFB

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

hahahaha

that's epic.

This strikes me as a peculiar cross between Russell Brand and Withnail.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)

yeah im just trying to find people with that type hair..any suggestions?

obviously not withnail haha crazy eyes.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)

Alex Zane?

Or Robert Smith

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

Russell!!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)

hahahahahahaha.

thats excellent, but it makes me laugh, which is a first for russel brand.
its the facial expression.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)

Russell Brand is funny :(

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)

About as funny as setting fire to your own pubes, yes.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

I'm pretty ambivalent towards him.

He does seem to be a bit of a nob, but he occasionally makes me laugh.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

I just find him too irritating.

I think I found something he said funny once, but I forgot what it was, so it probably wasn't that great.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)

I think it depends what kind of mood I'm in.

If I'm prepared to put up with his ridiculousness, I can find him fairly funny.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

^this

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

it depends where your pubes are

if you tape them to a clowns arse and set fire to them

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

Now, if he did that.. I'd be more inclined to listen to/watch/tolerate him in the slightest.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

You've made a fundamental mistake there-

anything involving clowns is unfunny by definition. Even the funniest thing in the world would be devalued by a clown witnessing it.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

But the geniuine pain of a clown..

Much better.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

thats more or less the point of clowns, innit

I'd like to see a clown on fire though

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8211989

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

^this

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

I aspire to be friends with him one day

he's on my list of 'people who should really like my music but don't know me yet'

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)

Yes.

And you could be a guest on his talk show.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

I just want to sit and have a coffee with him

he's so bright. i want to sit and be really psued with him

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

~~bright~~ loud

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

I've had funnier dental appointments.

(Astatine, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)

Russell Brand is good

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

oh god!

get back zombie Russell!

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)

winehouse?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

TIT!*

*Russell Brand, not you.

Your picture is nice.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

Despite him being a cunt on wheels

It's nicely done, so woo for you :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

Woo!!

(

ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

going through some old images on my hard disk

found this 'un and thought it was worth sharing again*
always but always check the alt text

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frunt It's been a while..., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

Who cares if it's a pea?

It's brilliant anyway ^_^

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ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

You appear to have made

a very small pixelated dog turd.

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

I did.

It just didn't feel finished without it.

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frunt It's been a while..., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

Awww

that's awesome. ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

Do you want to talk on AIM?

I am bored now :P

(

ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)

Hokay.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

^_^

(

ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

developments!

AIM!

B3ta is saved!

\o/

;)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)

Hahahah

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)

win

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)

then you can have this now

as this really deserves it

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

Heh. :)

Go pacman go!

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frunt It's been a while..., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

very quick n dirty

(edit: the seams shamed me, tidied up a little)

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

*offers forehead*

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

*spangs with extreme prejudice*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)

Have a tiny noir detective

Pixel art is a lot fucking harder than it looks.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

it is. i did a veyr crap and big one of pat butcher from eastenders

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

For some reason I was expecting her to flash.

Possibly it's wishful thinking.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

haha

the thought fills me with fear and loathing.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

The thought fills my pants with rapidly expanding organ.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

*plays hammond melody*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

*plays harmonium*

my organ is massive.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

Hey, I just happen to like keeping my musical instruments down there.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

The hanging and assymetrical breasts really disturb me

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

modelled on my own.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)

*comes*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

I like this, I do.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)

pea roasts eh?

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)

PIXELS, MOTHERFUCKER!

I like this.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

The last part of this story arc ^_^

Click for bigger

Previously:
canitouchthekitty.blogspot.com/

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ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

Hahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

Why are you laughing!?

He's suffocating in space!

(

ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

Okay, that bit's bad.

But the other bits are funny.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

Heheheh I agree ^_^

-PARP!

(

ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

oh good lord yes

Lord, thy name is awesome-o-pard.

Slightly less prolonged storylined but more colourful lord, thy name is gimposaurus.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)

RAWR!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

MIAOW!

How are you, sweetie?

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)

I am loverly.

I went down the shore today! ^_^
And you, dear?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

Very much so!

(

ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

Have a pea on me...

(

Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

Haha!

That's youtube material!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

we have rules about this....

but i'll let it slide as its easter

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

No happy slapping in space..

(

Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)

I love this

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

happy slapping cross the universe

indeedy

(evil bread, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

Jesus saves,

Every 20 minutes, to keep from losing his work.

Oh and happy easter!

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)

argh :D

(

notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)

Is he teaching that lamb how to photoshop?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)

only the basics.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)

That's for the best.

I'd be embarrassed if a lamb was outperforming me in photoshop.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)

i wouldn't be suprised if a lamb could beat me

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)

what a sensible chap that jesus is

woo sir!

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)

if ever a pic was crying out to be shopped,

its this one:
www.picturesofjesus4you.com/images/doubting_thomas_bloch_l.jpg

(londoner, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)

needs more magenta

LOTS more!

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

huh?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

You were asking earlier

when I was out about drawing thaqt transformer.
I was out and could not answer. But briefly it is tracing. Get your image and create a later above it in multiply. Get a pencil tool, sharp and small and put that in multiply mode. Draw over your image until you have some line art. The trick is to keep the brush at very low opacity, about 9% and have it set up for pen pressure.

Layer underneath that line art and use airbrushes, again with pen pressure turned on and a similar opacity. Just build up layers of 'paint' under your line art ( but on the same layer ) use noise and sponge filters to add quick texture if you need and use the dodge and burn to add quick depth.

Don't try and keep your brushing in the lines, just clean it all up afterwards with either the eraser, the lasso and delete tools or a clipping mask if you are familiar with that technique.
The trick is brushes on low opacity, in multiply mode and a lot of patience, oh and use the smudge tool about 15-25% for blending harsh edges. also put your texturing on last ( especially if you use the smudge tool a lot )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

thanks a lot for all that advice

and going to all the trouble of detailing the process.... I will digest it all at my leisure.. and give it a go...

(londoner, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

Maybe while he is doing that he can look up the difference between metaphor and literalism.

The cunt.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=70IAwHTzrHI

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)

Jesus uses autosave?

That'll make repentance easier :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)

ah... Jesus....saves....

leaves.

(malmohuset, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)

hmmmm with that vest...

does that make moses an in-vest-or?

/coat

Edit: I just woke up. On second thoughts that WAS the joke...

(taids2 punched himself in the balls on, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)

MAH PIXULZ. LET ME SHOW U EM.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)

THEY NEED TEH LAZERS!!!!

ning :)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)

'ning!

I just scratched my tongue and I was cooking with chillies earlier and forgot to scrub under my nails.

Needless to say: FUCKFUCKFUCKSHITBITCHCUNTBADGERTITS.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)

Oh Noes :(

I cocked up my mash earlier
I put too much milk in it :(

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)

Aww :(

I still have a portion of smoked ham, bacon and tomato tortellini with homemade arrarbbabribttata sauce if you want it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)

Is arrarbbabribttata a word?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)

Sort of.

I don't know the correct spelling for ~~arabiatta~~ ~~arrabiatta~~ ~~arabbiata~~

Tomato and chilli sauce.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)

Oh.

Oh, okay then.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

thats gorgeous that is

especially when you spread it on ciabatta mmmm

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

Argh, now I wish I had a nice ciabatta to go with the leftovers :(

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)

normal bread works nearly as well :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)

*taunts with the bread mofaha makes*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

*taunts with english passport*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)

*taunts with Bamboozle tickets*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)

Fucking hell.

I want to play Bamboozle now.

BEST THING ABOUT TELETEXT, EVER.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)

Hahahahahahah

I meant the festival. But that's good, too. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

Hahaha

I loved that game.

God rest teletext's zombie bones.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)

*doesn't know what bamboozle is*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

It's

awesome.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

Snoop will be awesome

and ive already seen 13 of those bands

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)

I'm super duper extra

excited for it. I'm 'spoosed to be going both days this year, too! ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

Im tempted by this:

www.zoothousand.com/

its at the zoo i used to work at

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

There's no lineup yet?

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)

theres a few that have been thrown around

and it actually looks quite good for the price
and its in cycling distance from my house
AND ITS AT A FUCKING ZOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!1

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

Zoo part is awesome.

So is cycling part. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

k, you get to see snoop dogg

that bits cool

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

I'm less excited for snoop dogg

than I am for most of the other stuff.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

That's the only act I'd be excited about.

Other than MCS, and I've seen them already.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

I seen a good few of those bands already

but they're all great in concert.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

they're all a little bit angsty for my tastes i'm afraid :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)

They are.

But a lot of them are also good pop punk.

Speaking of which I found an old Blink182 album recently. Before they turned 'emo'., It's really good dancey music. ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

I am unfamiliar with the term 'good pop punk'.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

It's sort of similar to the phrase:

'Humane torture method'

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)

emo? bah!

their last album was their best IMHO

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

this^

but i still love enema

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

Nope.

Dude Ranch and Enema of the State will always be my faves

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

its far too...

happy

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

The only thing I've heard about Circa Survive

Is that they mimed when my friend saw them.

Hopefully not all the bands are cunts though.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

Oh no!

Metro Station and Mae are shit live, actually.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)

I used to think snoop was cool

but he presented the european mtv awards and was absolutely terrible. he appeared to be extremely nervous and all the jokes he could remember bombed. There were so many painful silences while he tried to remember a line or searched for an autocue. After an hour of this, Dave Grohl leapt to the rescue and became the main host with tremendous adlibbing, with snoop just looking like he wished he was at home.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

Hahahahahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

yes, it was very funny

the show stuttered on with a completely wankered amy winehouse hitting herself in the mouth with her mic repeatedly, and Grohl and Hawkins having a laugh while da pee-imp hoast widda moast skulked around looking shifty.

Unfortunately, there was an overly elaborate performance from the disgusting manboygirl band Tokio Hotel, since it was being held in germany.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)

I love Tokio Hotel!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)

*pukes*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

Unfortunately,

there's noone there I'd leave my house for.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

I recognise a handful of the artists.

Shame a lot of them are shite :)

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

Oh hush

penisapple.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

The best kind of apple.

Pity the seed taste so foul though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

Killerklunge.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

hahahahahhahhahahahhahhahahahah

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

And the nickname is complete.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

Hahahahahahah

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

Klunge Plunging!

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)

Haha!

Not to mention the potential to drink, drive and fornicate legally D:

Not at the same time, the roads would be havoc.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)

Who cares about legality?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

LOOK OUT! WE HAVE A REBEL!

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

OH DEAR LORD.

*CALLS INTERNET POLICE*

YES, INTER-COPZ?

KILLERKITTI IS BEING A DRUNKEN SLAG WHO DRIVES AROUND SMOKING ECSTACY PIPES.

PLZ HELP, LOL.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

I AM NOTT!

I was just saying no one really cares about legality.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

That's why I'm stabbing someone with a sharpened crack pipe right now.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

Oh, okay.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)

*grots all over someone's spinkally jarshimmy*

/doesn't care about legality or coherency

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

TRUE.

But you're meant to be a good girl, so it's fun to taunt you about it.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)

I ammmm.

It's my friends that are all bad.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)

Stab them in the tits.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)

Hahahah

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

i respect the law!

now i'm old enough :)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)

Yep,

I never drink underage anymore.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

I tend not to.

But it really depends on how good looking they are.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)

WHAT?

People drink underage?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

PEOPLE ARE UNDERAGE!!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)

you missed smoke off your list.

nearly one week smoke free. woo... D:

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

OH DEAR, I FORGOTTED.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

so tinned toms with chilli powder in them?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

How rood.

2 chopped chillis, a bit of red and yellow peppers chopped up, 5 chopped vine tomatoes, bit of a clove of garlic, some lemon zest, vinegar and some sugar.

BOYL UN SIMMURRR EET.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

oh ok

Im not really flouncy with food
meat and carbs does the job :)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)

Just eat raw pasta and pepperami.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

I HAS WATER AND HEATS

PASTA CAN BE COOKED

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

then blend that motherfucker

or use fresh chillis if you can

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)

send it!

all i have now is an aero mouse
some pasta
a bit of runny mash left
6 frubes
and milk
and tea and hot chocolate

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)

You need easter eggs.

Stat.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)

I'll get them when they are reduced

May be very close to overdraft limit

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)

That's a good plan.

Any chocolate is acceptable, really.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

I has mars bars

it was 5 for 99p :)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

Aero mouse?

I am confused.

Also, PASTA AND YOGHURT.

DO IT.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)

ew

Yum!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)

Shh, I'm trying to make him think I've done it and it's a good idea.

Don't blow my cover!

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

Oh sorry.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

To be fair

It might taste nice

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)

It could do.

My brother's ex used to eat golden syrup and cheese on toast.

Apparently it's delicious, but I'll just take her word for it D:

YOU JUST NEVER KNOW.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

My mum eats spinach nuggets

dipped in a mix of maple syrup and soy sauce. xp

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

I vommed at "spinach".

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

^this

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

I mean moose

Got mice on the brain
found another darn one in the house

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

Shit, those mice sound talented.

Get them to mend your socks or something.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

they like bins

www.flickr.com/photos/24625360@N04/2350955158/

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)

Do you has a kitteh?

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)

no I has no animals since the hamster died

and no it hasnt escaped and turned into a mouse

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

You have mice in the house and are complaining about a lack of food?

Where's your hunter-gatherer spirit?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)

we caught the last one

www.flickr.com/photos/24625360@N04/2350955158/

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)

Did you skin it and eat it?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)

Unfortunatly not

we let it free in the park a few roads away so it wouldnt return
It was shitting in our cupboards

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

That's an opportunity missed.

Also, I'm starting to worry about how vermin-infested Sheffield seems to be.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)

they are only harmless mices

nowt to worry about

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

I'm very protective over my food.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

use high cupboards

mice cant climb high

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

I'll just try to get another flat that isn't on the ground floor.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)

our rats only exist because i have a house mate who's a knob

and throws food out his bedroom window

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

Ah right.

I was constantly amazed we didn't get rats or mice at my last shit hole of a student house.
We managed to get away with just slugs in the kitchen.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

we've got shitloads of rats in our garden

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)

We have badgers.

Really noisey badgers who insist on trying to kill each other at night.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)

We used to have cats doing that here.

Our garden was part of a turf war.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

catch them

the run badger fights for money

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)

lucky boy... i've been cooking for my name for the last few days

so no hot food for me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)

pixels! Pixels! They look like they are trying out for Doug Quaid.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

Oh no! Pixels!

*retreats*

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

You love it.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)

I both fear and envy it.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)

FENVY.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

It's a terrible emotion.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)

PIXELZLOL

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

Yay 4 pixels!

(

ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)

theres more then 4 pixels there

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)

I knew someone would say that.

And I knew it'd either be you or Jeru.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)

then why put it

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)

To see if I was right ^_^

(

ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)

wyh!

you've broken my mind

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)

Oh thats quite cool

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

Here have a comp

CFS

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)

thats the first CFS i've ever seen

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)

was worth a try

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)

Haha

woo @ the picture
yay @ a CFS link!

Edit: Houpla for bottom hats!

(

thistle, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)

*snort* CFS...

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)

hi cockalorum

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)

hurrah for tubes!!!

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)

Hahaha! CFS!

That's lully, nice one!

I'm watching snakes on a plane, help me! ;)

(

..wil, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)

relax and get yourself a beer

its great =D

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)

I saw it 3 times in the cinema.

It's fucking awesome.

Me and my friend do a great accapella version of the song at the end.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)

It's my first time,

I've always been put off by the title, it was a birthday gift, but your recommendations are encouraging!

*edit* seems a little CGI on a plane so far...

(

..wil, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)

It's mostly amusing

But I wouldn't watch it again. Worth it for Sam Jacksons line as the plane is landing.

(

Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)

I'm encouraged by the fact that it doesn't seem to be taking itself seriously

thank fuck...

*edit* Merkin hating Englishman must die!

(

..wil, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

simple but effective

nice one :)

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)

Today, we went down the shore

CFB
Flickr
I have more to upload to Flickr, but for now, have those 6.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)

oooh

sparkly
I have beach by my real house
But its full of sewage

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)

Doesn't happen to be

Blackpool is it?

(

Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)

no its the bit of water between engerland

and the french
Near(ish) dover

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)

The one is here is trashy

so I have to sift through my pictures and see what ones aren't full of trash.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)

by trash you mean rubbish?

and did the songs work?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)

Yes.

And yesss! XD
They're awesome! :D

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)

my favourite one is

The first one ^_^

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)

Me, too!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)

Wow!

I will check flickr too :)
Also: New Gimposaurus coming soon

(

ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)

I know!

It was so beautiful today. Like, it was surreal.
Also: YAY!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)

I'm going to start a new story arc straight after this one.

I have a brilliant idea :D

(

ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)

Hooray!

And I just added more to Flickr. :D

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)

Ok! :D

Edit: I love this.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)

Yeah that's one of my faves from today.

But I love this one.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)

Yeah

you would! :]

(

ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)

Heheh

I can't help it. ^_^

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)

I know, and if you could I wouldn't want you to ^_^

I am ALMOST done colouring this now :)

(

ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

^_^

Ooh! *excited fidgets*

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)

Just scanning it in! :)

(

ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

*sees poo on a stick*

wtb cip ecin:tide

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)

I had the urge to go to the seaside today

tho I would have been stranded

and eaten

by seagulls

and died

:/

true story

so I didn't go

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)

It is nice plump chicken

(

ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)

yes

it is a nice plump chicken

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)

^_^

(

ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)

should have got

killer shit to protect you

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)

yeah

let's see a seagulls fighting killer shit!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)

that can be

the second scene of this epic cinematic adventure

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

Oh no!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)

instead I had beefs

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)

Oh, okay.

Hahah

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)

Ohh nice

Have you tried
www.moblog.co.uk
it is full of nice people who love good photos like that

(

Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)

There are nice people who love good photos like that

right here

(

ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)

Oooh lully!

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)

Why fank you, sir.

^_^

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)

'nings !

I is feeling in an arty mood

...tho' I guess you youngsters won't have a clue who this be...

(

Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)

tom selleck?

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)

i shit you not that is my actual name

spelt Sellick

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)

And is that picture you?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)

no....

check it
www.b3tards.com/u/f9d89e8a11037c5bd200/facebook.jpg

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)

*stalks*

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)

3 men and a little lady was a bit of a let down,

are you planning on any more of thoes films?

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)

i'm still pushing my agent for a Magnum movie

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)

Beefheart

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)

Damn

You're right.

Your prize
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqRHr5pEIFU

(

Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)

I've got a rather large amount of his stuff booked marked

given i've always found if you ever have doubt in life, the Captain will keep you going

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)

a squid in a polyethylene bag is both fast and bulbous

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)

A tinned tear-drop

my memory is a bit off :)

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)

The blimp

the blimp!!

I fecking loves teh beefheart

(

Liquid Crystal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

des lynam?

with a hat?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)

Guido . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)

Father Guido Sarducci

but I guess not...

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)

Well . . . he is a Don . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)

no idea who it is

but it looks a bit like Johnny Depp in once upon a time in mexico

nice pic btw, have a click

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)

Fast and bulbous!

W00!

(

Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

clansoul

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)

That's ace :D

Cheers!

(

ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)

for some reason the background isnt transparent sorry.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)

Don't worry about it :)

(

ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)

For all the people who have the eyesight of moles from all the icons being made today. They are woo... but vurry small

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)

you like making them big don't you?

ooer

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)

I predict a flourishing career as a fluffer.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)

Last one, given i've probably got through the entire mammal kingdom by now

Clicky for the source

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)

HAHAHAHAH

That is the best thing ever.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)

now i DEFINITELY want one of those :D

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)

Do you actually work in that free range area?

(

Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)

this anothe 2 girls 1 cup reaction?

are his eyes naturally that colour of have yoou been a-playing with it?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)

Click for the source

and apparently so: www.wildmadagascar.org/wildlife/species/lemurs/Eulemur_macaco_flavifrons.html

and critically endangered sadly: www.primate-sg.org/CR/E.m.flavifrons.htm

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)

wow they're beautiful

i really hope the little critters don't disappear.

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)

His eyes remind me more of the sand colossus

from Shadow of the Colossus.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)

Yay

awesome as always

Red Panda Red Panda Red Panda!!!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)

Crossed with Echidna

(

Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)

with the original source

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)

This is one of my favourites from the series.

Woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)

I like the look of the look on it's face !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)

to be fair, i wouldn't mind owning one of these : D

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)

Damn you Kamster!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)

My hamster likes curry,

but not carrots....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)

I like your hamster IN curry!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)

i like his hamster in your curry

IN my bathtub

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)

~~curry~~ arse

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)

probably arse

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)

~~probably~~ definatly

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)

~~probably definitely~~ undeniably

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)

~~undeniably~~ forcefully

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)

but with a massive smile on my face

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)

~~smile~~ cock

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)

Just for that I am not going to come to your bash

and I am gonna run past O'Neills while you are all in there, and let off a stink bomb and stuff!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)

Yes,

yes you is.
Are. I mean are.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)

grammar isn't essential for catsters

only string and sawdust

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)

They are the school caretakers of the animal world.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)

aww poor lil

abomminayshun

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)

Awww

but do they have the feisty, inquisitive nature of feline kittens?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

that mixed with an uncontrollable desire

to run in wheels at four o clock in the fucking morning

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)

and mewing

probably mewing

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)

I can imagine nothing more strenuous to the brain at that ungodly hour

listening to mechanical squeaking and meowing at the same time

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)

sadly, i own a rat and a cat

and they both insist on being awake ALL the time

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)

We were born to suffer, we poor humans

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)

I concur,

I had to move my hamster downstairs after him waking me up 3 nights in a row at 5 o'clock.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)

It could be worse.

When my girlfriend had a kitten that slept in her bedroom, it used to wake us up roughly every hour with loud purring in your ear, and pawing at your skull.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)

It's the cutest abomination I've seen in a while.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

hahaha!

visibl lol

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spacefish bong!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)

Can I have one as a pet?

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)

certainly

all i need now is a degree in genetic manipulation

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)

Amen

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)

Spread it, that's the important thing.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)

The last time you said that to me,

I woke up with a sore arse.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)

hello adam do u want a booger from my nose?

yes i do thank you god.
no problem. i've got lots of boogers and this is one of my best ones.
thats great.

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d d, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)

*puts on Rolf Harris hat*

Can ya tell what it is yet?

ah bolloks I forgot to freeze the last frame... sod it.

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TBL I posted this on, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)

K9!

Yay!

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ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)

*tacklehugs*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)

Hello!!

How are you?

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ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)

I am good.

We just got home. I'm going thorugh my pictures. And you?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)

I am rather great :)

I didn't manage to get very far with the internet.
I'm just going to have to hope nobody calls me for an hour when we talk :P

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ClanSoul, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)

Wonderful!

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)

Cor, K9 aceness!

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frunt It's been a while..., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)

K! - NiIIIIIIIIIIIiiiine!!

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..wil, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)

why catherine tate? why?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)

Bring back Billie Piper!

Phwoar! Is everyone having a good egg day?

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Aenesis, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)

I got some rather delicious eggs, yes.

You?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)

I have a small pile of eggs to be eating later.

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Aenesis, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)

I've been grazing on them for a little while.

I feel like a fat bastard.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)

I'm one of those

who is willing to giver her the benefit of the doubt, I don't like her as a comedienne, but shall wait and see. anyway, Rose is coming back as well. (must need more money or something)

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TBL I posted this on, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)

Yeh, I'll certainly watch the first episode,

with an open a mind as possible, but if I still don't like her then I'll probably not watch therest of the series tbh.

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)

I've lost it, lost interest. That went.

With that christopher eccles-maton.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)

Affirmative, master

Woo stuff there!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)

You managed to get a very steady camera angle on your etch-a-sketch there.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)

His sister K-8 is a bitch

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)

My Blue Peter K9 just looked like a couple of cardboard boxes with some stuff drawn on.

But this looks like K9.
*clix*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)

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