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#


Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# great
rape jokes yeah, brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)
# calm down love
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# *RAPES
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Kirk loved Spock slipping him the old "Vulcan Slippery Whippet"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# bloody lizards
woo
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# oooh oooh oohhhhh
that gives me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# this vibrator would sell
get me Jacqui Gold on the phone

3 profit
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# god that's freaky :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaa!
gleeee!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# DISQUALIFIED TOO!
 


;)
vulcan wet willy ftw!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# disqualified from what?
oh I see, sorry, I posted this when it was still open, like the post below did
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# game over man, game over
edit: your jedi tricks don't work with me, old man!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# hover over the C icon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# are you a mod, or a knobber?
or a knobber?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# neither
to clarify: I don't mind them at all. They are both good posts. I'm just overexcited about the new compo.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
# are you a bummer tied to a tree?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Did he steal all the hot water?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# I'm tied to a tree, yes
but I'm no bummer
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# tied to a tree y'say . . . . . ?
*kicks inna nuts*

*scarpers* C];0)

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# I bet you had MUCH fun making this :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Hehe! I saw this pic n thought the same!
But I couldn't have done it anywhere near as good. Nice! (very, erm, lingering!)
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# That looks like Prince's tongue
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# it's a new one built specifically for Spock I'll have you know
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# *calls Websheriff*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)
# I believe you...
I think maybe Spock is imitating Prince.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# *calls Websheriff*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] rap
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# DISQUALIFIED!
 



Love it!
;) woo

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE


Famous Babies. After cooing gleefully over Wildyles' lovely picture of Patrick Moore as a tot, this week's challenge suggested itself: famous babies. Thanks, Wildyles.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Now THIS is a good challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# STEALING OTHER PEOPLE'S WORK?
NAUGHTY!!!!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# hurray
you make my cock cry with joy!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] ok
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
I hate that baby but this is funny
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# ach fuck!
that's scary
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Why does that make me laugh so much?

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Winner
close the challenge, and start a new one

I like how the banner behind him is belming too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# ahhah
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# excellent idea
great stuff!

/2 good challenges in 2 weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)
# If next week's is good, then yes.
/Hates Star Trek
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
#
/Good job I didn't ask you then
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
#
/I just remembered I hate babies.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
#
/I'm suprised you still stay here then
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
#
/ran out of replies
/the apocalypse
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)
# hehehe TED!!!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Hahaha YAAAY!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# I'm bored too... so I'm going to watch Monday's episode
of Skins.



and a very good evening to you all


thanuverrmch
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Is that a pune or play on words?

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)
# why yes
yes it is. Skeins of wool. Skins. TV series. I'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Hahaha! Coat! YES!
...I'll get mine...
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
silly woo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# MMMFFF!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# How does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# badly
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)
# I'm sorry, the correct answer was "Jamaica"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# fooled you
because I'm playing by the Grosvenor-Ritterbach rules that forbids a "Jamaica" before a Grosvenor-Ritterbach gambit!

Ah!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Err....
Mornington Crescent!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Would

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# YOU CAN JOIN THE CLUB TOO THEN!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# :) - So very bored....
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Hahahahah
That took me surprisingly long.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Rawr!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# :]
Hello there. I took some photos today. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# I checked as I saw you were online ^_^
Bamboo am cool.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Thank you.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# :]
Have fun?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# It was alright.
Got a bit cold near the end, and me with my short attention span, got bored after a bit.
And your day?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Dull.
I did two pictures, the legs and this.
Richard cancelled.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Tickets purchased young Mr Lovechild.
you'll be needing around 50 of your earth poundingtons
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Woot!
count me in chap, i'm much looking forward to bash!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# If you drop me a line I can give you details of when I'm travelling down (times etc)
so we can plan shared journey if it's easier.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)
# yarp, works for me.
have booked weekend off work and ordered a fresh liver for the week after.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Doink!
Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)
# haha!
oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
#
well done that man
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# hahaha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Oh dear indeed.
But have a woo for your troubles. Buy yourself something to eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# HERO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# It was YOU who made me draw an icebox!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# ah
the old ones are the old ones.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# knew it had to have bindun
but you gotta get these things out of your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# A touching and epic story.

Click it for bigger and better quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# sage advice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Best penultimate frame
of a webcomic I've seen all day!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Yes, that is the easiest solution.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)
# and it's all very well
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# until he gets eaten by a pack of mimes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Hahahahah
awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)
# grand!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Pfft!!
I laughed!
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just pop this in......here.
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)
# That's the estimated cost of a new oil well?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Actually, on reflection, that might be too obscure, even for me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Ke?
'tis a laser-atom-redefraction/storage-screwdriver he got. Of course!
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)
# unexpected kirk!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)
# look, i'm improbably replying to myself
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)
# because I'm way cool
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Your improbability factor
IS a lil off-the-scale sir
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Actually its probably mine
thats a lil' UNDER-scale...
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Small print:
On missions, you'll be first one to die. Red shirt provided.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# arf!
winnar!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Cock shot is too much for me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# I am incredibly surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)
# har har
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)
# set phasers to "woo"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)
# hahaha
pssst....officers, not offices :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# oh shit
everything I do has at least one spelling mistake....

I have difficulties smelling my own name sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)
# :)
I spelt my name wrong on a job application once. Was quite impressed with myself.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# I wonder if someone could get this printed in their local paper
double points for getting it in a national broadsheet?
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)
# The Grauniad Jobs supplement would be great :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Only £700 though
jobs.guardian.co.uk/recruiters/

and that's just for the online advert as far as I can tell
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 7:54, archived)
# Any good with the Windows?
Having trouble moving stuff around.


bd?
(mpd, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Risotto
'edit' I see it now, I think

:)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I see the problem.
You need to set up a few pattern enhancers. Give Lt Barclay a call, he's good at that.
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Teleportation devices?
Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# probably a tachyon surge in your pattern buffers
recalibrate the deflector array to emit a polaron burst and it will clear it.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Do you think it's because the sub-space conduits have locked with the transponder calibrations
and caused a major tachyon surge that has overloaded the time matrix?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# no, that would have overloaded the EPS manifolds
and it's obvious that hasn't happened because you still have warp field containment.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Are you certain that the Heisenberg compensator is actually there?


(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# hmm, if I put a post here
we have something that's not quite a V but looks strangely like a crude cartoon of a vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Nah, it's probably just a dodgy flange
It's always the flange
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# "Scotty, we need more power to the phasers!"
"Sorry captain, the flange has fallen off again."

I'd watch that episode.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# It's more likely a damaged Dilithium crystal
replacing it and reversing the polarity should work.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# I think his muons are probably out of whack
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Why am i looking at your dog
/etc

Wait, are you the matrix?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# re-boot
this will work...however, it may teleport your porn to your mother and step sisters computer
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Well,
it came from their camera.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)
# If you can't get it working,
Firefox has an extension that does the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Subtle that.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# USB Root Hub?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Vista will fix this
by not having drivers for 99% of these.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# haha yes
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# But your amusing attack on Vista is useless as any missing drivers is not the fault of Vista
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# is this the geek version of flexing your muscles to look cool...and failing?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# April 24th is when it comes back
confirmed :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
# awesome!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# try Alt+F4
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# haha...so that's what it does :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# :D
have you got a place to watch the game on saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# not sure yet..I'll find somewhere

[edit] cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)
# gaz
Aphex and I are perhaps watching it there. I'm a little nervous.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Samaras is going to pump ye!! :D

should be a good game
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Pfft!
You still have a floppy disc drive!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# i got an office machine last month
8 cores, 4 gb ram, and a floppy disc drive. oh how we roffled
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# by the way...
with graphics cards that old, the chances are that anything you teleport will come out pixellated...

Maybe you could get a job processing anonymous witnesses for television?
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# it's probably the cup holder
select "run" from the start menu
type "cmd"
type "format c: /X"
say "yes"

and everything should work again.

edit: 2 monitors OK, but 2 mice?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# heh heh heh
put in an "Enterprise Bridge" and you could put it in the challenge :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Reverse the polarity!
Quick!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# All this massive image says to me is that
Jesus wants his video card back.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Have a yellow turd.
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] and a pearoast for the compo....
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# winnar
*click
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# mmmm custardy

blimey I got a FP :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Congrats sir!
Can't say I'm surprised, though :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# but it's just a bog standard bird wif teef :)

/surprised blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# But just look at him!
He's all birdy and teefy!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# That looks a bit like something I once made in
"Disney Magic Artist"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# It is yellow.
And it does appear to be a turd.
That post contains no broken promises or shattered dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# *ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Looks like a sunburnt tart's right nipple to me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# ...


EDIT: Have a slightly different coloured one. Makes me hum the terminator theme...

(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Ooh.
I don't know what that is, but I like it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# It's a lizard overlord!
Run away!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# can i try one of these smoothies plz
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# *fills with anthrax*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# SOLDIERS OF METAL
Ataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# DIVE!
/Blessed
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# "Ha ha ha! You're Icke can't save you now!"
"Well at least I can use grammar properly, though this will not prevent my imminent demise"
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# yeh, your fuckt
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# looks like
tree bark
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# oooooh what a splendid thing to find upon logging in
:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Along with me, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# very nicely done
intricate stuff. woo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# New Royal Mail Stamps


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)
# arf!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Heh.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# SCALES?
But they are green, and they are spanners, so I'll give you that I suppose...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# we're sorry mario
but the princess is an alien lizard

//super david icke world
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)
# a scanner?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# I see no sharks!:O
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)
# i know..i was too lazy to find a copy with the shark
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# But took the time and effort to find one without:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# not at all.
just went straight to b3takit.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# :)
www.sfbayadventures.com/helicopter_sharks.html
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Is the last one some kind of sea train or something?
Or has moses been taking the train to work again?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# no, it's the ramp the boats go down into the sea
i think.

well thats what i saw on blue peter last night and it looks somewhat the same.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Disappointing.
That kind of thing would almost make life tantamount to being bareable.

That and bringing back duelling rights.

Ooooh. And hovercraft trips across deserts.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Launch ramp
Not as much fun as the straight drop you get with boats launching from oil rigs...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# that is a launching ramp
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# My great-great-great-grandad invented stamps
/claim to fame
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# The Next Penetration was an unsuccesful pilot episode...


After which Commander Data was altered slightly!
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Haha, I'm not sure why but it's making me laugh.
So woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Ensign Wang is not amused!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Kirk seems very lumpy...
Or is that fat leaking out of his corset?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# yup - Kirk was nothing if not doughy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)
# They don't make surgical trusses like they used to
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)
# does the company which makes your bra
also do a gurdle of some sort? I only ask because of friend of mine...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# What are you implying about my bra?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# it's lovely and floral?
it was a misquote from futurama ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Ah yes, I remember now
And lovely and floral doesn't come in mega-maternity-sized
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# can it be milked?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# How dare you!





yes
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)
# I said auto complete
what more do you want from me?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Independant thought?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# fat chance
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# *penetrates*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Checock!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Took me ages to train them...

Click for NSFW version
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)
# >_<
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# -_-

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# v_v
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# d-_-b
basshunter'd
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)
# qo.op
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)
# >_<
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)
# o_0

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# -_q


monocle
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# \m/ '_' \m/
rock on
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)
# (vo.o)>]====>
touche
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)
#


.


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# hahahahahaha
this is most woo

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# it's a shame this doesn't work in the subject line :)


.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# hahaha boss
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Spiffing! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Cheeky buggers.
The dogs I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I've seen NSFWer
Love it though :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# oooh - hark at her and her collection of smut!
hello darling
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)
# 'Allo Prof!
'Collection'? No, just think I've seen worse posted on here not marked NSFW. Of course, they all got their arses flamed off very quickly, but that's beside the point!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Good ta
Latest scan this morning, so I'm all full of GLEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# full of baby
do you have a name for the wee blighter yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# We have a few
One's sticking more than the rest, but we're not making a decision til we see him/her/it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I like the name him/her/it
it covers all the bases... little Himherit Trellis

I think I might write a crime novel wih a main character call Himherit... Himherit Baxonby
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)
# For board purposes it may be Dave Trellis
Regardless of sex
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Dave is a fantastic name.
/biased
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)
# So pretty much everyone says
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)
# *Identity frauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Do your worst.
It's not like I have anything worth taking.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)
# shirley the sex has already happened
hence the baby
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Is THAT what did it?
I did wonder!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Could've been immaculate conception.
THIS BABY IS THE MESSIAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Dave is a southern Chavs name.
he shall be called Nathaniel or Conan ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Southern I may be,
but chav? Never.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# when hesheit's older, you can tell himherit how hesheit himherited hisherits name


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# so far I've had both a ladies bare arse
and an erect penis front paged. I figure the only thing left to try is to get a still from 2grils1cup on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I saw the lady's arse
But I don't remember the member....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# ....I never said it was human....
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Still makes me laugh...

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha, yes I remember now
Geniarse!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# this picture is fantastic
purely on the basis of the smug smile after the blink
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)
# I was thinking about this episode just yesterday!
Hahahah and that is brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)
# I got banned for far less.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Who's a good boy
*Scratches ears, pats head
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)
# aww thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# arg - wet dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# another stunning product from mongychops. inc
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Hooray for binbags!
Solving all the worlds problems!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# we told not to use binbags in the recycling
as the binmens can't see whats inside the bags

silly binmens
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I thought binmen had x-ray vision.
Because if comics have taught me anything, x-rays work exactly like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# that explains why they stand outside the houses, staring
for 5 minutes at each house
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)
# They're staring through your walls. And your clothes.
Those little scamps!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# oh yeah
well I'll be ready for them next time

I'll arrange the tinfoil in such a way as to collect all the binmen energy and direct it back at them, causing them to see into themselves, into their very soul
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Ah tinfoil.
A binman's greatest foe.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# it's a quality product!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant, but a bit pricey for bin bags ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)
# you'll be a millionaires before you know it
there must be hundreds of muslims - litterally hundreds!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)
# hahahhahahahaha
*fanws*

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# do not leave burkas near small children?
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# this is why you mustn't be banned :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)

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