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# They were on the news...

(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)
# haha
man, they'll make a game out of anything innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Yes i know RPS is shit
But i still wanted to show off my snow woman.

She's called Deidre, and as you can see - it was cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)
# obligatory 'would' post
she has breasts to rival the likes of mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Ah but hers are rock hard and fake
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)
# just like mine
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:28, archived)
# *checks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:31, archived)
# oh
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# god
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# what the fucking fuck!
first bit of summer snow and everyone's gone mental

does she have a sister?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)
# would.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)
#
(irMrk, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)
# i see you've been taking lessons from ray mears
most WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Balding snow Hilter with breasts?
Nice!
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Nice snow-hoots
but I made some art that's not worth it's own thread, so I'll drop it here:

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)
# .
I thought that was a winking polar bear. With jugs.
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Eep!
That's somehow pretty fecking scary...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Probably been dun to death but its been stuck in my head for while
The Lynx Chocolate advert.... what she really wanted to see in the box....

www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/chocolate-willy.jpg


NSFW I suppose even though it is only a chocolate one.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Oh right
(__, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Oh that could break someone's heart
nicely in the NSFW consideration department as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:11, archived)
# nonsense!
How could any boss confuse that with pr0n?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Evening Dave :)
boss Kids looking over daddy's/mummy's shoulder

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I wouldn't let young kids near b3ta . . .
you piss-poor parent you . . . C];0)

Hey! Jahled's kids! WANK!!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I agree. Can't we
fucking burn ban all the under 18's?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)
# What if she actually wanted to see
3 tiny albino tiger cubs playfighting over a ball of wool?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)
# well, then she's just plum outta luck
innit :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Well, I dare see she would have but a chocolate cock is about as
far as I can push my photoshopping skills.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Never mind
I shall imagine it instead.

I mean... she shall imagine it.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)
# i will click anything
with 'chocolate-willy.jpg' in the link

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Red Panda + Tiger

Didn't quite work, but hell
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Their heads are the wrong sizes!
I suddenly found I had loads of forehead left, and panicked
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Works fine for me!
So, what noise does it make? I'm thinkin yapping...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Yapping from the gut
a very low and thunderous type of yapping
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Where can I get one?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Aww!
I'll take 2, medium-rare please.

Very good shop
(irMrk, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Aww. inneelovelee?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:11, archived)
# he's lovely!
red pandas have to be the cutest animal there is!
(londoner, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I could not agree more
Though they are a handful apparently, separated from a tree they might call home, being arboreal;
otherwise docile and mellow as last times and days, according to our Mammals Curator
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)
# :3


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:19, archived)
# PISSCOCK


I had nothing to do at work today as it was snowed off, so I had a piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Don't eat the yellow snow!
Also: Best snow photo all day
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)
# its sunday again - and your bringing up fz
+ 'ning everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)
# 'ning mr rappola
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)
# :)
ning mr 'sdog
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=di2B3HDXjmI
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)
# That's one of my favourite songs :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:05, archived)
# On the subject of yellow snow
Have very old pea.
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)
# It's Bob the Builder!
"Can he excrete it?
Yes, he can."
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Heh
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:52, archived)
# hahaha
well done, you win the internet :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)
# The world needs more of this bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Not really, but I have zero hummus lately,
so am just following what everyone else is doing for summat to do...

Still, if you're gonna do crap, may as well be big crap! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Big hot lady crap ;)
*Cleveland Steams*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Oh it only just ocurred to me I've missed a trick,
she should be holding toilet paper!

Hang on, stay right there...

*edit* There! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)
#
(__, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Haha
The last word. Hopefully.

Woman!

(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)
# OH NO!
(__, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)
# SURPRISE BUFFALO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)
# :-)
If you haven't already, do follow the link — it's real.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Arf!
You mean Being 50ft Woman though shirley? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)
# lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I love you, DD
(__, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)
# most people say that in blood.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:44, archived)
# I'll say it with pud
(__, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I think you'll enjoy this
www.b3ta.com/board/8247239
(__, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)
# i saw it earlier and i did like it.
all but the rik asslty.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:06, archived)
# hahahaha
that caused mild difficulty breathing

:D

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:15, archived)
# *awaits flashing "a spack of the 50ft woman"*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Oh go on then
(I helped save b3ta! Leo Panthera, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I like it
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)
# With sincerest apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:04, archived)
# And, of course, many thanks to Leo Panthera for doing the hard part.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:06, archived)
# oh jesus christ..
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)
# oh fucking hell!
fantastic wandbagon thread A+++ Would post again

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Excellent!
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)
# That she is, Sir
that she is
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)
# yes, she has aggressive height syndrome
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Yay
highly unappreciated post this!
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Well I do agree with the criticism it's been done to death,
but like all the best bandwagons, I think there's still mileage in it yet!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:03, archived)
# It's one of my favourite bandwagons.
One that's taken me this long to participate in!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:10, archived)
# hahahah
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Swiftest of the Jerboa..

Clicky for somewhat vast (300kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)
# I know that Mongolian! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)
# They are that odd :)
This is the original
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:33, archived)
# I know,
it was one of the ones you sent me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Ah, memory
gets a bit crap.. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Thats ok.
My mum was looking for a photo to test her printer the other day so I sent her the one you sent of the Tree Viper you sent to me. She has it as the wallpaper on her phone now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Yay!
Better than sitting around on the servers at work collecting cyber-dust, if it glees her :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)
# *shouts at it*
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)
# I thank you :)
It took fucking ages

Some actual footage I will not be hosting for long
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Woooah
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Cheers fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)
# one day i will work out how these are done
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Well what you do
is get yourself a Mongolian Jerboa and a Cheetah and make them have sex.

6. Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)
# so jahled is just a deviant then?
figures


(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Arf!
He is the king of the Chimeric Mad scientists.

Rumour has it that he own 6 lasers too! Thats right, SIX!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)
# what could he possibly be doing with them...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Sadly a scientific fraud! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)
# i want to see your laboratory
if there's anywhere i can find myself a worthy hell-steed its in there...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Hell-steads are rare
Nightmare's are notoriously fickle when it comes to carrots
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)
# In Photoshop the clone tool is your friend
not least because you can work in layers, which makes the process more manageable. If you paste in the image you want to mash on top of the original it will be a second layer, which you can play about with scaling correctly fiddling around with transparency and the transform tool in the edit menu

Once you have it more or less right on the intended target, load the clone tool on the original layer (image) and then switch layers to the new one, starting at exactly the same point at about 100% optimacy. The trick is to lesson it throughout the clone mash, so it's more subtle as you progress. As long as you don't reset a new clone starting setting it wont matter adjusting the optimacy; so I sometimes end up as low as about 10%.

Practice is the key, though it's fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)
# *saves*
cool... sounds fun. i'll have a look at this some time. for the now i have to write a presentation on Berkley's idealism. gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)
# grumpy sod
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)
# A genuine What the Fuck? moment there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Hahaha
FROM ORBIT!!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Haha, brilliant!
yay for doubling up animals!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Very Nice
*clicks*
(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)
# what ever can he want?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)
# What the...
hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)
# cheer up :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)
# that genuinely scares me :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:01, archived)
# that looks strangely like a friend of mine
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:05, archived)
# scuse me, for I is bored silly.


Click for bigger (49KB)

Look wot happened when liz left the taps on.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)
# ...
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Dogtanian!
Woo!

I myself always prefered Albert the Fifth musketeer though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Haha!
Fucking ace!

"...always ready..."
*finger jives*
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)
# i hope you do more of these.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Hello Doctor D!
:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)
# hello pnp.
i just looked at all your recent work and i like you a lot now.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)
# One for all and all for one... la la la la laa la
... *10 minutes later*

And all may hope that they fight or they sing.

Edit: Oopsie - Forgot the mention that I LOVE this image. *click* Well done :D
(irMrk, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Whats with all the snow and gloom?

I've got sun and parrots
RPS? Meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Bah!
You lucky git ;)

I just saw a film that made me cry. I am officially a big girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Which film was that?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)
# It was Millions, by Danny Boyle.
It was a happy cry though.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# i did not like it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)
# That is because you are secretly gay
and try to cover it up by being overtly manly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)
# i cry a lot at films.
the last one that got me was flags of our fathers. I love war movies but i hate seeing young men dying senselessly :(
i've become really gay...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I know what you mean.
I tend to have to be in a certain mood, but if I am, I will cry at anything. In fact, the worst things for me are American sitcoms. Particularly last episodes.

Certain war films make me cry lots, but they have to be credible ones. I didnt cry when I saw U-571 or Pearl Harbour ;)

But I find that War poetry gets me more than films.

This one by Siegfried Sassoon particularly....

'Good Morning; Good Morning!' the General said
When we met him last week on our way to the line.
Now the soldiers he smiled at are most of 'em dead,
And we're cursing his staff for incompetent swine.
'He's a cheery old card,' grunted Harry to Jack
As they slogged up to Arras with rifle and pack.

* * *

But he did for them both by his plan of attack.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)
# seriously? they tend to nauseate me more than anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Which things nauseate you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)
# american sitcom endings
they're a bit too sacchirine for me. vietnam movies really me. as do any others that really focus on conscripted soldiers. they really kill me.

i'm more a wilfred owen fan than sassoon. particularly Anthem for a doomed youth.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Yeah, I do love
Wilfred Owen. But the way Siegfried Sassoon could summarise emotions so succinctly always gets me.

My ma got me a couple of new War Poetry books the other day, so Ive been reading lots recently :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:52, archived)
# i haven't read them in years sadly
have you seen flags of our fathers and letters from iwo jima by any chance? they're incredible war movies. a true sensitivity from clint eastwood in the directors chair. I heartily recommend them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I will check them out soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)
# :) you shan't be disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:01, archived)
# A Night to Remember always gets me
that bit at the end with the band when one of them says 'no one is listening' and another replies, 'they never have'
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I don't believe I have ever seen that,
but talking of band films that make me cry, Brassed Off never fails :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)
# We should start a support group.
Being a heterosexal male, I feel I cry far too easily at films.

I'm particularly sensitive to ET and Leon. The Goonies gets a blubber too frequently.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:13, archived)
# It is nice to know Im not the only one at least :)
You start the group, Ill join :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I've look for ages
and can see only one parrot :-(
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)
# He didnt mention that he has beer too.
Which accounts for the double vision....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# are you inferring
that my parrot counting skills are not quite up to scratch?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)
#
*narrows eyes*
Maybe...
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)
# AWWW
luvly parrot, which parrot-land country do u live in?
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Orstraylya mate!
*does silly thumbs up thing that i cant do very well*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:29, archived)
# YAY
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)
# I trust you taught it foul language
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)
# no but my daughter wants a word with it
it shit on her trampoline!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)
# The fiend!

CFB^
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)
# They should sooooooo do this


Sorry for Q&D, just a quickie before I head out.
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Haha!
Nice jazz hands, Bill. "Comin' at chya, mammy!"

Edit: For the obsessive connoisseur, a time-line.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love the last line :)

"Incidentally, this year the rat saw his shadow!"

Good old Punxsutawney Pete!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Two things:
1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
2. Hahah, but it'd be better without the quote from The Sun
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Thanks
Feedback duly noted. Thought I'd better put something there though just to make sure people didn't miss the point that they'd re-released the same film. Probably could have thought of something funnier but I was in a rush.
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)
# 'ning mr toast
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:03, archived)
# evening chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:04, archived)
# that was a very Last-Nights-Doctor-Who-esque animated demon you posted earlier
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Really? I haven't watched it yet
need to summon up the courage to sit through a program with her in.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)
# yes, yes they should
I love that movie to pieces. Then I glue them together, and love them some more.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)
# hahahaha
well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)
# I'm sure somebody suggested
a 'sequels to movies' challenge.
Either this is an example of how good the challenge could be
or it would be the only decent entry.

The Wtf did it for me. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)
# The return of.....
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)
# The packet says *50*
Drawing Pins. Tut!

Also: *spangs*.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)
# well spotted
quickly corrected
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)
# CHAT! IT'S FATE (again)
Further to a previous link (http://www.b3ta.com/board/8101179), I bought the latest issue. Still exploiting the poor and desperate. Once again, sorry for the multiple image posts, I tried to keep the filesizes down. There's a whole mag full of this kind of stuff. Genius.



(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)
# obviously
they're best of all the animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)
# *nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Is this some kind of scheme to get me reading non-internet media or something?

IT'S WORKING
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)
# You want to post these on Links really
as they are not your creation and all that.
Cheers for sharing though and saving us the expense of the magazine :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Well it is Sunday....
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
# of course, there's a whole archive of these
Madeline is pure win.

http://www.dearmadeleine.com/archives
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)
# page 4, third one from the bottom
genius
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)
# cunt
i wasn't going to click it until you said that
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# someone needs a reason why they love horses?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Saw it on Discovery Channel
New kind of snail discovered in the rainforest of Costa Rica..It even hunts mouses!newkindofsnail 
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Endless!
Excellent dude
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)
# snail tiem! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)
# I wouldn't like to almost accidentally tread on one of thoughs
it might nibble on your toe rather ferociously inducing vast blood loss, by the looks of things
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)
# umm...
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)
# haha
he seems like a spiffing chap.
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)
#
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
#
Oh the humanity....
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)
# I glanced at that
and my first thought was "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THE COCK ON THAT SNAIL!"
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)
# i love Mrs Azra3l....
after a night on the razz last night, her and a mate went to hampstead heath to make this:



i think she is becoming b3tan by osmosis... :D

Click for bigger (277KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)
# now as a snow phallus its quite standard, but with the utilization of twig jap and grass pubes
it becomes a masterpiece!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)
# "twig jap"
is an expression I am now going to use to annoy people with
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)
# bet its all soft and squidgy now
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)
# It'll harden again by tonight...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)
# A fine excuse to go to Hampstead Heath
I approve
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)
# We're Wa#@ing in the air....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] no money is make me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# DON'T CRY SEXY SEXY LAYDEE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)
# look how sad i am in the picture.
those are not tears of joy.
they is tears of really sad.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yes, well apparently getting there
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and Dirty...


Just how you like it, Miss Jones????
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Ha ha
this makes almost exactly no sense in any context.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# RISing Damp
"Wombs by the hour"?
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Indeed.
I don't remember Leonard Rossiter running a brothel.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)
# He would in a third world country
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)
# i get it so i clix.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
Looks like he's rubbing his thighs, the randy git
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Scrolling past this slowly makes space time warp....
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)

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