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[challenge entry] Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Me
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)
# oo that's a bit frightening
and i can't explain why
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Because you're a scaredycat?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# It's BeatleMania!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# agreed.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# well as you asked so nicely
*pleases*

*clicks*
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# :-D
*is easily pleased*
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)
# blimmy!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# That's giving me
some kind of reverse vertigo...
Woo!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# very impressively achieved
well done
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Ta much!
:¬D
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Zombeatles

"I wanna eat your braiiiiiiiin"
(repost...)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Sorry to thread jack
but if there's anyone kinda techie here who doesnt frequent /talk, could you take a look at this:
www.b3ta.com/talk/4766313
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Some info would help. What version of windoze?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Use your superior reasoning skills to
bend it to your will.

/helpfull
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# That sounds like monster tit-ache.
Best of luck


/unhelpful but slap-on-the-back-jolly-hockeysticks response
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Oh, the creature I was after is an OKAPI
I got the stripes the wrong way around.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Ah.
I can't vouch tfor the okapi's pissing characteristcs, I'm afraid
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Well if I ever get on Family Fortunes and get the question wrong
i'll know who to blame.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)
# IH ERHRRRRR
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# That's some nice onomatopoeicism
If that's a word.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# it is now
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)
# onomatopoeicism
: To write down words what sounds like sounds that others sounds make and are called words.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Eggs
fucking
zackly
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Looks more Arctic Beatle than Zombie Beatle,
but nice either way.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# The ruby of kukundu......
can be foooound....


sorry
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# egg
matumbay
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Oh yes.
That damn laptop's killed all my boosh knowledge.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# big as schoolboy's head
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# ohhhhh too easy. I'll just take it as it was meant.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
# good :)
it was meant filthily
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)
# We are pleased.
Continue.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# kukudu is the stage show innit?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Aye.
Usually I'd be alright on that one.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)
# you may be thinking of the door of kukundu
but i've not seen the stage show for a while, because i found it to be shite.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Ruby of Kukundu as well.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)
# mostly
good responses to heckles though
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)
# It's better than fucking series 3.
That was useless.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Mighty Boosh made it to 3 series?
Who let that happen?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# A failure. Should've died after 2.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# And yet no channel shows any 'That 70's Show', except series one.
It's a pity that.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# i know right? that such a great show.
i love red. virgin 1 shows it i think
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Series 8 is out on DVD in June.
That's the final series, and it's been consistently great throughout it's whole run so I don't expect this series to be any less good.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)
# there was one good episdde though i can't remember which
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# That good was it?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)
# The one where vince goes jazz
and they go inside him.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)
# that was the worst one
i like the party one
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Nah, I wasn't a fan of that one.
Worst one's either the crack fox one or the one where Vince's head goes all big.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# i really like the shaman council
the crack fox was awful wasn't it
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
# It fucking was.
I love the council, but the rest of the episode was a bit meh. And the song annoyed me. Saboo is ace though, as is Dennis.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I'll come on again.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# *leaps on in pink funky pants*
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)
# *fetches trumpet sock*
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# You've got your brown, you've got your beige, you've got your nutmeg.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# i come at you like a satchel of cocks
and you shall recieve him like a bag full of vaginas
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# fly at
and switch bag and satchel.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Fucking pedant.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Come on. I know ONE ting tonight.
let me have it.

Typo saved for serendipitous pimpage.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I'll let you have it, all right.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Interesting...
proceed.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I've an overwhelming sense of panic now.
ERR ERR ERR. *strips* ERR?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow*
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Are you trying to seduce me or what.
Don't answer that. I'm sure it's better in my head.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I wish Dustin Hoffman had said that.
Mrs Robinson...are you trying to seduce me or what?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I have such a way with words or something.
I dunno lol
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)
# You should be, like,
a writer. Totally.


That's hot.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)
# whose turn is it to be the meat on the spit?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I VOTE: WOW.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Noooooo no no. You always do that.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# LOOK AT THE ROTA. IT'S YOUR TURN:
Mon: - Wow
Tues: - Wow
Weds: - Wow
Thurs: - Wow
Fri: - Wow
Sat: - Wow
Sun: - dbroon
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Fuck off, I'll be like a double ended windsock by July.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# haha
I like this rota... though slightly less on sundays. I'd rather treat your arse as a cunt if you don't mind.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I'll cunt you, you fuck.
Sunday is the Sabbath. Can't sex on Sunday, y'see. It's like against the Bible or some shit.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Yours.
Obviously.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Reminds me...
Of Jack Nicholson's frozen snot at the end of The Shining!

woo to the pic, btw...
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# i'm going to click this
*click*
there, i clicked
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# now are you sure you wanted to do that?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# oh i just saw it was a repost
consider my click taken back.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] pearoast


one more for the abby road collection.

(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# real lols
hahahaha thats brilliant.

*clicks*

must have missed it first time around
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
# revolutionise dance music



incidently this looks much better in a png-24 butits too big


shit me how is it nigh on midnight?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Play in my house?
Snazzy.
Edit: Did anyone see that issue of MixMag where they showed their inner triangle? Whoa.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# no i didn't actually
i just assumed they just had a big play button :) i saw last summer supported by night versions and the day after chemical brothers :)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# :O
Ace.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Tell The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem , that's what!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# i love that movie so much
crazy french bastards. seen electroma?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# No, is that the previous one? Shall peruse the online video sites, post haste
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# its the new one they directed about robots becoming human
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Is it any good? IMDB info doesn't make it sound that promising
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# its very pretentious and arty which i dig but its not for everyone
i'd recommend as a download not a buy
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# They scare me
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# in a good way
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# the return of altern8?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I don't know who these people are
is it Kid n Play: Future House Party 5?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# No, it's Kriss Kross 'll make ya jump, jump!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Thats pretty good
Just like Daft Punk
:)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Daft Punk are frickin' awesome live! :)
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
[challenge entry] teh fat starr
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Not Oasis, oh no.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# George had the best set of teeth of any english man I've ever seen
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# oooer missus
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# My wife's just informed me that he'd had them done by that point - apparently he had very pointy canines before.
We argue about who's the biggest Beatles nerd.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# good for him, they looked great
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Canines are supposed to be pointy though.
Shirley that's the only occurance when it's vaguely acceptable to have pointy teeth.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# i have fangs.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Like sexy vampire?
I have pretty ropey teeth to be honest. I'm fairly sure I have to give up nail biting although not because it's a bad habit, but because the constant biting is slowly chipping my front teeth so they are all needly and evil looking.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] We all live in a suicidal yellow submarine.. a suicidal yellow submarine..
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
# That looks a bit
like Jimbo, travelling at 0.8 mach
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# JIMBOOOOOO
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# It really does!
Is this a real photo? I think we've found the real culprit.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I say it was voodoo
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)
# bindun.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)
[challenge entry] If The Beatles were animals...
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# WHich one's whicsh?
I guess ringo is the dog and mccartneyy the momkey

And the othe r two are dead, so fuck em
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# John's personality would be the monkey
George that cat
Ringo the dog
and that leaves Paul as the other one, which may not really fit.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)
# And Ringo was his name-o.
R, I ,*clap* G, O!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Well,
Leopard sounds like leper. Lepers limbs fall off. Heahter's leg flell off.
QED

And what instrument(s) do you play?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
# rhythm guitar and any percussion malarky
nothing interesting. I can (somewhat) sing too. Link in profile.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Funkeh.
Need any memory-flogging VO's these days? ;)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I always keep you in mind
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Hoorah!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Well that gives us a drummer, two guitarists and an accordion.
Any bass players listening?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# i don't see any monkeys in the picture.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# argghhhhhhhhhh
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Us like the zoo...
Where us visit to next?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
# US = United States
So first US Zoo visited.

And in answer your question, the crapper.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I know...
just being silly! Enjoy your bowel movement...
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Okai!
It's difficult to tell sarcasm with people I've never spoken to before so my bad.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# My Flatmate just texted me.
"Sorry mate but can you turn music down a tad.. can still hear it and it is 23:30"

Oh man.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Play Stealers Wheel 'Stuck in the middle' at full volume
when he comes out to complain, brandish a cut-throat razor and smile at him menacingly
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoasts
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Eclectech
videoed a zebra getting a stiffy at edinbutrgh zoo, I think
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# maybe she didn't.
menmory's not what it was
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I think she did though
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# She defuinitely viedeod a Tapir pissing
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# What is one of them creatures that looks like a zebra\horse?
Is stripy at the front and normal elsewhere.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# That sounds like
a Tapir to me.

Projectile-pissing WunderBeasts
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)
# No, it's something else.
I'll think of it soon enough. They're in zoos apparently.

Wherever 'Zoos' is. I think it's in Canada
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# a quagga?
.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Quagga?
But that's extinct. I think I know the one you mean but I forget the name.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# okapi
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I think that was at
Blair Drummond Safari Park - I was there to witness this marvelous event.

Quote of the century came from Spacefish: "I was disappointed it isn't stripey"
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Was it black or white?
Or perhaps magenta?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)
# It was black
and really rather quite long and wiggly.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
Spacey is a star


Cleccy has moved, and is less visible since whelping, though we hope to see her in the next few weeks :)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)
# She has been on the board once or twice recently
and although she has moved, she is still about the same distance from the Safari Park as before (just on the other side of it from me).

We should organise another trip there next time you find yourself up this way.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Oh yes.
The missus's folks are in Aberdeen, so we head up fairly regularly, and Edinburgh-ish is a good overnight, so let's do Pear Tree or whatever
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE: ABBEY ROAD BANDWAGON PEAROASTS
We all got fed up of the Abbey Road bandwagon a while ago, why not post everything from that bandwagon in a new thread?

Edit: sorry, yours is good *refluffs*
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Follow conventions? Me? I think not!
Just realised I posted a pearoast in a new thread for my 500th post. Yay! Go me! :O)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# haha, well then
you've come a long way baby
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I'm going to agree.
*anti-fluffs*
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
# You unfluffy cunt.
You're like one of those ugly hairless cats you are.
Unfluffy.
And wrinkly.
And a cunt.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Just like that. But also one that served in Nam.
Just for that extra cunty bitterness.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
# haha
Born on the 4th of CUNT
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I want to draw a hairless cat looking through blinds in a darkened room,
but it's a bit beyond me. :(
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Oh go on!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# it's good
but i got annoyed because i remember seeing that one, or one similar, during that bandwagon.

I'm just in a fucking raging mood and so am trying to counteract it with fluffiness.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I recommend being a cunt somemore. It's funner this way.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# haha
and you just a fledgling cunt. Got a taste for it then, you cunt?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Damn right. Being a horrid cunt is so much easier than fake nice.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# and more truthful
I want the truth!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)
# hahaha that's ace!~
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# this is great
it confuses me.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# And the number one reason for road closures nationwide...

What a bunch of hypocrites!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
# So you have been to
the Isle of Man as well then.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I have!
They were filming down the road from me this week as well too, apparently.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# For some reason I thought that was the bloke and car from some awful 80s film I forget the name of.
Phantom Car or something...

There was a bloke, who died. Then he came back as a ghost car. That was it.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
# the wraith
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# shouldn't there be an ambulance on standby in the background?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Haha.
I see why you've got a reputation for having mad skillz.
Edit: I hope it's obvious that's a compliment.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Kanye got the inspiration from Paul...
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
# How rare!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)
# heh
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Up your Ringo
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Compo it Sergeant MAJOR!
/ac
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Sancheztastic
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Also,
woo
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
# did you draw that?
either way, these colours please me lobes
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Yep, i did draw that
I'm glad your lobes are pleased
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)
# It's fucking aces.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)
# This is hypnotising me
in a good way
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I dun a zombie film vector for a film most people have actually heard of!
It's a tad more quick and dirty than usual but it came out OK I reckon.

CFB (B=Blog)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Very nice work!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# it came out beautifully
woo yay
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)
# yes!
but i'd heard of a lot of your others too :)

great work as ever.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Nicely!
Right, the laptop has been plugged into the router, found the net and now the router's back in this one.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Don't forget to re-calibrate the Flux Capacitor while you're at it.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)
# So far verdict is: beat laptop up with cutlass and blame citylink.
Thoughts?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)
# sounds like a plan
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)
# OR I could wait for a lorry to come along
and throw it in the road.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Praise Allah.
That should work.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)
# He's studiously ignoring my technical woes today.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Then CURSE ALLAH!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# That's a bit harsh.
Poor bunny, he's got stuff to do. One bird's laptop is hardly a concern. He invented IT blokes for that.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Nobody invented IT blokes.
They just emerged from the swamps, like mudskippers and the like.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Do they all drink guinness then?
Hang on, out of all the IT guys I've dated they all did.

:O
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Well I work in IT,
and I drink Guinness, so yes, that sounds like it's correct.

I'm not a programming geek though. Just a Designer. I don't want to be mistaken for one of 'that' lot.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I own a designer. He doesn't drink guinness though.
I do. Well, I would but it's a billion calories a pint.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Calories = Tastiness

(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Worst kind of calories.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# hmm
mebbe i should become an IT guy then :(
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# He did?
Then I stand by it.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Nooo there's a lovely one at my work.
I just want to cuddle him, he's so sweet. AND we've got one called Babar.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Well the one at my school is a self-righteous cock.
Babar? Is he an elephant in a suit?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I don't know I've not met him.
He sent me an email yesterday. I'm very excited, I might go wandering to see if I can find him. He'd probably hate me cooing over his name though, bet he gets it all the time. But aww.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)
# At least both of his names aren't Italian cities.
I mean for fuck's sake!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Careful, I might start reading the phone book.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Well i've got a few years while you learn to read at least then.
Also I should add that neither are technically city names verbatim. In Italy, and I think in some other European countries, instead of surnames being occupations or such they would usually just be Da Vinci or of whatever town they were of.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I'm going to get an adult to help.
That's what the TV always tells me to do.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I told you not to trust those transvestites.
Anyone who dresses in lace as recreation is untrustworthy, that's like trying to relax by repeatedly rubbing sandpaper all over your ocipital lobe.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# What if they dress in lace
as part of their job?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Well if their job is some kind of erotic entertainer then that's fairly reasonable.
If they're a builder, then less so.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)
# What if they're a builder/escort?
Come round, fix your house, take you out for the night?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
# They'd have to change though, I'm fairly sure health and safety prescribes not only hardhats but tough jean like material to prevent grazes.
Although I'm fairly sure I made that up.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I don't think
you work for health and safety.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Not really.
I strive more for pain and peril.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# The way mine's made me have my chair
you'd fit right in.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)
# That was just a noise.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Just leave some iced buns around.
You'll soon lure him out.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
# :D hahaha
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Oh yes-
Mini tip: With XP I found it was best to disable the Ethernet connection in Network Connections when I wanted to use wireless.
It probably won't fix the problem, but it sometimes lets programs know which it should be trying to use.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Right, I have relayed instructions.
....we're in network connections. Where am I going?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Right click the Wired connection and click Disable.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Do you mean in the tray thing down the bottom
or in control panel/network connections?

Sorry, I know we're being dim.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Control Panel > Network Connections, I believe.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# It's not saying 'wired connection' or 'ethernet connection'
anywhere. I'm very confused. You're dead sweet for trying to help though, it must be like trying to teach physics to a snail.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Hmm. Local Area Connection, perhaps?
Don't worry about it, anyway. As I said, it's unlikely to be the cause.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Why is this beyond me?
I should be GOOD at this. I wasted all my intelligence for today grappling with excel, I think.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Wireless networking is beyond everyone.
It obeys its own special logic that it hasn't told anybody the rules of.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Good, I'm glad it's not just me.
I'll put the vodka and aspirin away.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# My default position on hardware issues is
"Burn a Ubuntu Live CD".
Ubuntu's pretty good with laptops and wireless now, and you can run it without installing anything. If Ubuntu can work it then at least you know the wireless card is functioning properly.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)
# But if it doesn't work
how do I put XP back on? I didn't install it, it came with it.

Bless you, I know, I'm infuriating.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Live CDs don't install anything,
it runs off the CD.
Very handy.
Just burn it, stick it in and reboot.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# This is the most applicable woo ever.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# You get bonus points there for sure.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)
# That's a terrible likeness of Yoko
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Nice
ace film as well
shame about deathproof
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Abbey Road Fruit Machine
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)
# 4 Johns!!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)
# John John John....
Ringo

Bah!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)
# 4 Ringos!
(Christ that band wouldn't get far...)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# That is just Fab (4)!
*clickety click*
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Now this is clever.
Have a click
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Ooh you clever sod.
Houpla!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
You crafty bastard
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# :)


BTW: whatever happened to the 4rthur Virtual Band?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# So virtual
it never really existed ; )

It has been ages since I saw or heard from Moore.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)
# not so super any more then is he

edit: I miss his humour though
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Same here.
I know Vork's alive and well - said Hi to him a week or so ago, and I always grouped Vork and Moore together, so I assume Moore's about too. That's logic, that is.

Anyway - how about a new version?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)
# ooooooooo v.interested
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I am up for it
do you have anyone else in mind?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)
# No-one in particular,
but I'm sure we could rally some troops
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)
# fuck you both then
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# How about that lovely M3?
I hear he needs some more Yorkshire voiceovers, too!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)
# What do you play?
Mr Essential?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)
# the fool mostly
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)
# took me far too long
cos it came up normal first time round...
Excellent work!

Edit: just realised the odds of that happening and feel slightly spooked...
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)
# awesome stuff
i salute you
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
# This is so fucking ace.
It's ace times a million, in fact.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I remember this!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)
# This thing has taught me never to gamble for money
Ever.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] So, that's how they makes their musics then?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# TWOING!
hehehe
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I personally think that you should make that 280px wide!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
#
that 280px wide them 70px wide each
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)
# also:


i quite like the cut-out and keep effect
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I don't think the FP can handle it when I divide them up like that
and apparently neither can CS3, had to take that into Imageready to correct some odd anomalies, but is OK now...

But thanks for the vote! :D
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)
# hehe
nice job
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# i have just played that on my piano
it sounds terrible. really terrible.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
needs more Tom Hanks
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Less Hanks, More Robert Loggia
Yeah!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Haha.
How do you spell that?
Edit: Just me that watches Family Guy then?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# spell what? Forgive me but I just woke up...
Edit: I watch Family Guy but I'm not familiar with the reference.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Sorry it's from Family Guy.
Hold on... Nope sorry, I can't find a clip of it. It's just Robert Loggia on Family Guy.

GOT IT: www.trilulilu.ro/Ana/bffd82441bbe6a
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I dont know how to say this .....
Kim Basinger?

Kim Basinger?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Haha.
No, no these results are terrible, my son's grades.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Wiki'd and found this
He was also parodied on an episode of the show Family Guy, in which Peter Griffin claims to have stood behind him in an airport. He spells his name out as "R as in Robert Loggia. O as in 'Oh my god, it's Robert Loggia.' B as in 'By God! It's Robert Loggia.' E as in 'Everybody loves Robert Loggia.' R as in Robert Loggia. T as in 'Tim, look over there! It's Robert Loggia.' Space. L as in 'Look! It's Robert Loggia.'"
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# It won't load, I'm afraid. I'll have to check out the episode though.
Cheers.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# :(
Works for me. It's funny anyway.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)
# ooh thanks
nearly missed it tonight (even if it is just SGTUS part III)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I don't know what that means either!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# ^hahaha
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# rinkydinkydinkydink woo!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Boing!
Have a pearoast as a woo

(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# This is muchos ace
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# That's very nearly not quite
in time(ish) with tthe METAL track I'm mixing right now.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)
# hahaha!
very nicely done.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)
# cool!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)
# and here's when i ran out of boredom


Click for bigger (393KB)
ah feck off the lot of you, im off to bed
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)
# That must have been terrible.
Here - I have some spare.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# thank you sir
*puts in labelled bottle*
*writes "DogHorse"*
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Now you're taking the piss.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# good luck with the sandcastle-building exam
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Given you ran out of boredom
why the fuck would I click for larger?

(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# i meant i'll finish it when i'm bored again
when i have a free period
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Sounds fantastic, I can hardly wait for you being bored again and having some free school time
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)
# one can only begin to imagine what wonders may befall us
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I fear you ran out far too late.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# color
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# draw another ten then show us the best two
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Oh,
it's not watermaelon?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Nice
if a little odd.
At least its not a beatles pic
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)
# danke
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Ooooh I like this!
Very nice. His knife's lovely, reminds me a bit of the red pyramid's crossed with a bat'lath (or however it's spelt). Excellent stuff.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)
# thanks feel i rushed it a bit though, compared to it's sibling;
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Ohhhhhhh wow.
Seriously, these are fantastic.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# thank you :)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I was going to say that it looked more like the weird cleaver that bloke from BLECHT has.
In fact it looks almost identical, minus the bandages.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)
# he's a goddamn thief pirate nightmare warrior bastard, fuck yeah
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# DMC4?
*dons red coat*
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# yah!
the artwork on it is simply beutiful :')
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Must get that.
I played the PSN demo to death.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] John is alive and well and living in Golders Green
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# What, no goatse?
;)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Hacidic man?
It'd be like staring into the gaping maw of a screaming gorilla.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Horns me up every fucking time
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Raaar.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Nooooooo
I've been naughtied for that one
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# oy vey
have I got a record for you my boy?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)

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