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[challenge entry] He had a Rod for his own back... and a record label it would seem!
(dampwookie failing to understand everything from birth up to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# I hate Emu music
So bloody depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)
# do you expect me to talk? no Mr Bond, I expect you to diet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Pffft!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# haha *click twice*
'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)
# HAhahaha
(r3load, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# This is splendid!
We need an "I love this!" button for such occasions.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
You really are rather special, Mr Toast :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Keep
seeing this advert about the net and had to get his out of my system.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# vegie is fruit?
confusion ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Hawking is homo?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)
# is he?
i thought he just walked funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# FAIL


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# No-one human says "Fail"
and is that parsnip on the right that cunt out of "My name is Earl"?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:19, archived)
# no
just a random beard I found. Surely someone else automatically thought parsnip upon seeing parship?
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:23, archived)
# haha


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)
# I think you're the only person
who's ever noticed this. Is it too subtle?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)
# no it's superb just as it is :)


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I think in terms of sheer gay, this wins:
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Switzerland FTW!
I was home last week, and a young lady wrote to the local newspaper complaining that she now might have to explain to her son what 'normal' means. I hope her kids will be smarter than she is.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# I dun a comosite art photo:
Composite of a resevoir, a tree in Green Park, and, and watching 28 Weeks Later.



Click for wallpaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Very lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Thanks.
Mrs Vagabond and I have finally sorted out our home office, and are waving goodbye to any form of personal communication or social life we ever had. This was the first of many collaborations I predict we will have.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Will you take turns to lock each other in?
Sounds kinky.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Of course.
We've got our old machine back up and running - it was getting like two kids with one toy, so now we're both happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# So as not to waste a new thread, here's a minor TJ
Thanks to rappola for making a lovely vector of my missus. I think he already put it on the boards, but it's not a pea if someone else posts it right?



Wooo! Ta muchly sir, the missus is dead chuffed. Here's the original for the curious.

www.b3tards.com/u/cdfff5ca5a24a5e92083/ahollie005.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)
# that's pretty good


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)
# why thankyou :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Put a five pointed star in the "R" and take pre-orders.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Mail order?
(r3load, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)
# haha :)
no, I'm as puzzled as you why she's with me
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# thats awesome!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# jamie and gordon just love waffles
as much as they love the cock
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)
# SPACK.
This makes my head hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)
# it made me spluff
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)
# SPACK FTW!
hahahahahahahaha *fits a bit*
Y E S !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)
# woohoo
glad to hear it made you fit woohoo
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# and i got dribble
on the keyboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# are you sure
it's not spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)
# no i clearly said dribble
it was you ^ up there that spluffed!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)
# damn caught out again
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# ahhhhhhh.....
that time i did spluff!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)
# ooh
creamy goodness
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)
# waffles ftw!!
epilepsy ftl!!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)
# this is what happens when your missus's freinds
corrupt your mind with things like the waffle house in st albans grrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)
# careful
some b3tards get migraines from this sort of thing, notably prodigy69, I used to post them loads until he complained. Just fyi.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Yes! Got my pre-order early. Loading it up now!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Only if
 
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)
# chuffin excelent
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Old school games?
Let me introduce you to this pearoast...



I put this onto another forum I use a few weeks back. Unfortunately the guy who ran the forum had just died in a diving accident and somehow it didn't click in my mind that it might be a bad idea to post this at that time. Really a shame as he was a bloody good guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Needs more color clash
Rubber keys - seen apple's ultra thin keboard - speccy every time.

Poke 13365, Usr(554)

Continue
(jmaxi returned again on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:31, archived)
# Durrrrrr Di
Durrrrrr Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Durrrrrr Di
[pause]
[Feeling of dread]
R Tape Loading Error, 0:1
[Spectrum thrown out of window]
[Reading book instead]
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)
# (c) 1982 Sinclair Research Ltd
10 Start tape loading
20 Go for tea
30 Play game till told to stop
40 Goto 10

.

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# That's is rather wunnerful
...and frighteningly accurate.

Have this:
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:39, archived)
# I like this
I want one 1600x1200 and have it as me wallpaper.
(waxdart hello., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# The speccy rocks
LOAD "" SCREEN$
(Speccy, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Ok..
I've got a roxy music double for you - the second glared me in the face after doing the first.




(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I LOVE YOU BRIAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# it's like they're making love to your name
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# A request

CFB (127KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# This is cool
I feel like I've seen some of your stuff on a flyer in Leeds somewhere

Have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# If that's true, they stole it.
The bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# woah!
that's pretty impressive. i'm finding myself reminded of dexter's labratory.
.....AND I DONT KNOW WHY!
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# How odd.
Was there an episode about a skateboarding insect and some skittles?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# if there was, i want to see it!
i think its the wheels of the board. they look like eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# That's a woo
I saved the one you did on Friday to colour over the weekend, but still have not had a spare moment to get started on it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# :D
Awesome.
I should publish a psychedelic colouring book.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Yey... More colouring....
Last attempt: www.b3ta.com/board/8300710

I has new crayons...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Haha :D
You have done well
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# t r i p p i n
W O O !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Thanks man :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Woo!
Are those Skate-tles on the floor there?
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I get it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)
# dayshift





(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I liked this very much when I saw it earlier today.
I still like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Today? Was it not posted yesterday...

Oh Sorry, about 2 this morning....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I like to spazz back over friday and saturday nights.
They often produce some of the most interesting material.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# that's extremely fucking woo
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Have a slightly experimental doodle.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Yay!
I realy like the way you've done the face :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)
# The thick outlines and round eye(s) suit your style of drawing very well.
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# & those crease marks in the shirt?

* How do you manage to crease the shirt in the same place every time?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# cr&
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# pretty good
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] You'd better like this


Click for 'Oh, now I get it!' size (155KB)

This took ages to do. Edit: It's also my 200th post!

Hint: There are 17 songs pictorialised here.

Edit the 2nd: Answers now available here
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)
# well done
i've stopped counting how many i can spot because i started singing here comes the sun
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)
# for some art
i drew all of lucy in the sky with diamonds.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# very good!
the chain is puzzling me...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Yeah,
There's a few very obscure tracks on there, for the Beatles diehards.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# ah, from Please Please Me...
not diehard enough of me, as you say...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I am not a Beatles fan
I don't own any of their records. I had to use Wikipedia to get a nice mix of songs, so it would be good for hardcore fans and casual listeners alike.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# There was an album track called Chains.
edit: ah I see you already know this
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Please refrain
from posting the answers, as it spoils everyone else's fun. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Fair doos.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# no it doesn't
it helps those of us who are 3 short of the total get there

and since you want someone to give you all 17 answers eventually someone's gonna have to post em all
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# This is a fair point
I retract my previous statement of wishing for someone to post all 17, and instead ask them to please gaz me instead. Or wait for the answers I'll put up later.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)
# fair enoguh
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# You're very serious
In the context of B3ta, it's making me laugh :)

I got fifteen.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Seriousness: The new humour
"Comedy is a dead art form. Tragedy! Now that's funny!" - Bender Bending Rodriguez
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 19 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# This is a very good thing.
So far I've got 14.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Some of them are doubled up
For example, there are 3 involving the objects in the sky (not including the woman on the cloud).

I will post the full list later after everyone's had a chance to look at it, and click 'I Like This' enough to get it on the popular page. I want this to do well, as I am quite proud of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I'm quite enjoying it
but I see what you mean about them doubling (or even tripling) up.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I certainly will
though I'm also hoping that someone gets them all before I have to explain them.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I always imagined Lucy would be sexier
you disappoint me...
and I can only see about half a dozen tracks in your wonderful picture. woo yay
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)
# she ain't bad for 64 ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# i've seen better for 64
should be sexier MOAR SEXEH!@!!#@2
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Wasnt the original
Lucy about 5 or something when the song was made?

You sicko.
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# there was a genuine lucy?
five is a bit young i must admit.
(edit: wikipedia'd, something learned today)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Apparently she was either Lennon's son's classmate
or Peter Cook's daughter
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# "You'd better like this"
Ha ha! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Fucking epic

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)
# *click*
thats a whole lot of work - i picked a good day to forget how to count!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Thanks!
(to all positive responses, not just Mr. Frappa).

It took me a few hours, that did. I think it came out well. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 19 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# very nicely done
its kept me occupied for a while. im giving up at 15.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Noice!
I loikes thaat!

Woo!

Have a good weekend all! It am pub tiem!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I got 2
But then I never really got the Beatles - I was more a Floyd/Clapton/Zep and Hendrix kinda guy.

ooh - I got another one. Yay!
(The Insidious Dr Mayhem ...conquering all on Metaltech.me, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Ah yes..
Walrus in the Water, my favourite beatles song.
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Saturday TOAP
Moss Side / Peckham ice cream van

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Ha ha but
I suspects art imitating life here...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# not funny but got bored
(DrOccer, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)
# *Chuckles*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# hahahahahaha
this deserves more replies.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Not another syndrome...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Ha ha....Wunnerful
True story: After seeing that film at the tender age of 6 I went round for days afterwards both acting and walking like the jerky stop motion skeletons. Waving imaginary swords at people, lamposts, letterboxes, hedges.... Fuck Jason and his Argonauts, I really wanted to be a stop motion skeleton.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
# did this result in many visits to the "nice man"?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# pfffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)
# splendid stuff
jason'll fix him
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Haha :D
In a way, those old plasticine skeletons seem infinitely more awesome than all that over-the-top CG nonsense we've got these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I agree!
that jerkiness just added to the fear factor...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Hear hear!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)
# them's so real!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Realism should never be a matter of concern in action movies.
I was quite relieved when the CG in Die Hard 4 turned out to be shit.
It was if the director was saying "You are in a cinema. You are watching a movie. John Mclane has just jumped onto the back of an out-of-control fighter plane. Stop thinking about how real it looks and concentrate on The Awesome."
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I think realism is the least concern in action movies
filling out the gendre tick boxes usually is the important thing

:D

And that's what matters, I don't want none of this high brow stuff

I want HUGE UNREALISTIC MONSTERS with fucking fleets of stealth fighters and fuck the car chases, I want 18Wheeler chases with police in apc's exchanging rpg's

oh yeah, and the chick has to be hot!

Much like the flames, of all the stuff bursting into flames and I want crappy one liners from the hero "Man, that's gonna leave a mark" after throwing a bag of dynamite at the mafia-terrorist-commie-nazi's

actually I want to see this film now, it sounds fucking awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)
# FUCK YES.
You have a very good idea of how movies should function.

The movie Shoot Em Up springs to mind - two hours of ostentatious, unbelievable, essentially plotless violence with some hammy dialogue added as an afterthought, purely as a means to PUNCTUATE THE EXPLOSIONS.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)
# lots of explosions for no reason
that's what we want!

oh, also the "DA" going to have "SOMEONE'S ASS" that's important as well
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)
#
"I think he had a short fuse" - german accent
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)
# QUESTION:
What is the best action movie line ever?

I'm quite fond of Schwarzenegger's "You know when I said I'd kill you last? I LIED."
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)
# In the same vein,
"Consider det a divorce," is pretty funny.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# ^this one
"Ice to see you" is not a good one
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# oh man, they're all good
endless fun

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)
# pwa ha!
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# LoL!
Real, proper LOL. :)

Excellent, this deserves to be FP'd but I've been drinking already so I'm no judge.
(I helped save b3ta! S tr app y, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# meat!

bah! bloody scruffy looking. :(
previously
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# But I won't do that.
(woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Funk me...that prince one (previously)
It gives me the sweating fears.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# :)
prince now owns your fears!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Good, he can keep em
'runs off over the horizon'
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha
No unshopped pictures please.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)
# ha!
the see-through hands and lack of nose add to the realism.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# i didn't even notice the hands
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] :/
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# This is fearsome.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# hows the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
# It's coming along well, but a little slowly.
I spent about an hour putting down the lines and now I'm having to go over them all to make them thicker. It's time consuming but it pays off.

I am having a little trouble filling the large empty space in the bottom-right though. If you've had any ideas for things you'd like included aside from the central skater character, now's the time to tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
# If I fail in my attempt to post my sketches on b3ta
and you people throw rocks at me, I'll go back to lurking and pretend this never happened.


I've been here for a year, I guess I should at least try posting something I made...
Thanks everybody.
(Nissun, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)
# those are awesome
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# bravo!
are these from studying a model?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# One of those small wooden mannequins
When we draw with models at class we have to draw people.
(Nissun, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# in my experience that's never very nice
if you're looking in eric, i'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# These are lovely.
Have you done much life drawing?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# i think they're great
reminiscent of anthony gormley
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# i'll go along with that
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I won't be throwing rocks
because I rather like these. Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# better than I could do
i could throw a rock in envy but then I'd look petty, so have a woo instead
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Very good indeed.
Human anatomy is near fucking impossible to get just right.

*Jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Glorious
I wish I could do that
(Super Jet Shoes, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)
# *throws rocks*
/trying to balance out the responses
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
# lazy bastard robots
should they be serving guests at a garden party or doing the hoovering?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Yeah, I don't like much the
"robot wants to become human" storyline and all that stuff, (from all of Asimov's short stories, "the bicentenial man" is my least favorite) but I do like artworks where their figure is humanized.
(Nissun, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Ahw
tis like dafk punk having a lazy day.

Lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# both are very good indeed!
have a *click* cause mum reckons i shouldn't stow thrones!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)
# How
did you get Bobba Fet to model for you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Great stuff
Love the seated guy. Only done so much life drawing in A levels so I wish I had the opportunity to draw that.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# yay fer drawins!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# unusually attracted to robots
*puts down his rock*

wow, that's really cool
(wideeyeddave, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Sketch artist composite.
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies if already bindum


Had to include Mr Sutcliffe in there as well...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)
# well
he was the coolest Beatle. And he died first, which seems to be a plus in rock annals.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Something very odd's just happened.
A pikey old man who looked very like Mickey Rooney just turned up on the doorstep and asked me if I have any scrap metal.

It was all I could do not to ask him if he liked dags.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Sorry
I thought you were out.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Well..
do you have any scrap metal?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)
# No, funnily enough.
This is a flat, not a bloody breaker's yard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# well
do you have any crap metal then?
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# his mates will turn up later to try and collect it, for free
no doubt..
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)
# the yorkshire ripper was a beatle?
mind if i dump this here, it's one of those that no matter how i fiddled with it, it still looks pants.it's annoyed me for too long to just bin.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# elton meets the beatles!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Yep.
www.b3ta.com/board/8300999
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Sutcliffe, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
# ha ha
very good!!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] probably already been done

ninja
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# What a smug bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I miss the 90s
the pop music was awesome.

Ningles, mister.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I miss(ed) the 60s
the pop music was similarly awesome.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Yes, good pop music in the 60s.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# The 90's was unbeatable! Crappy brilliant pop music, Brit Rock, Alternative, Grunge et al. So good.
Hello, sweetheart. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Aww, why you.
I'm good, I'm listening to NIN whilst in my lovely jimjams and my hoodie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Hehe! I'm listening to the Pixies, after watching my Pixies DVD. I'm also in a hoodie. A sexy Cavity hoodie.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# This isn't a hoodie as such, really.
It has no hood. It's a sort of.... thigh length zip up jumper by Bench. Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Well laaah deee daaaah.
Mine's quite nice and cosy. It's quite tight too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)
# This one's not tight any more.
Damn it. I've got to replace about 80% of my wardrobe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Lots of tight clothes are recommended :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
# which one?
If it's the first one, you can see me going mental at the Town and Country Club in 1987.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Nah, loudQUIETloud.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Still excellent
Get the other one though. Has possibly the best support band performance ever recorded (they were supporting Throwing Muses at the time).
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
# To Amazon!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# i miss the 80's
i had a libido and energy then, god the 80's were frustrating.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I wish I'd been older during the 80s.
I'd like to have appreciated lots of the music I like now at the time it came out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)
# i wish you'd been older in the 80's too
nothing to do with music though.

at least i can still harmlessly flirt, and trust me it's harmless.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Oh don't say that.
It's very harmful. You're a devastating flirter, leaving lesser women strewn in your wake.



Or....something. Cuppa?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# that sounds nice
fancy a malted milk to go with it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Ooooooh go on then, be a devil.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I missed the 60s, because I wasn't alive at the time.
Looked like a lot of fun though.

But yes, the 90s is also awesome. I rediscovered an old CD the other week called Now Dance 97. It's incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# LEAVE RINGO ALONE!
He got better in the later years!

I'm only defending him because he used to frequent my local pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# and then got shit again?
never quite mastered the art of diplomacy did he
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# He piggybacked on what was possibly the most influential band ever to have existed
and he's still reaping the benefits today.

Call him untalented if you must, but do not insinuate that he is a fool.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)
# that was a highly articulate outburst vivian . . . .
i just hope he's not watching!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)

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