(S Snailwore out his welcome with random precision,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:44,
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ooh new compo :)
(c_kickor, as some people call him,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:18,
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That's gonna sting come winter.
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:21,
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Fuck yes!
Edit: Although I really wanted to see people actually cook something.
(We are the lemonirked your craw on,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:26,
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My shortbread pastry is in the oven.
Edit: Not oven, I mean fridge, defrosting. Edit2: Ages ago, I slipped this in my Mum's oven while she wasn't looking (ahem) went out, forgot about it and got this picture in a text an hour later saying, "Grow up"
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:29,
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:(
Shortbread is not braw, less so because you're not making it yourself. LIES
This shortbread is awesome.
(We are the lemonirked your craw on,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:35,
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It's all in the decoration though.
Wait and see....
^That one's puff pastry :D
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:38,
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ITS PUFFCOCKSTRY
(We are the lemonirked your craw on,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:43,
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*markets*
*profit(erole)s*
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:43,
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YOU SLIPPED WHAT IN YOUR MUM'S OVEN?!!!?
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:40,
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My flakey penis.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:44,
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(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:04,
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\o/
I fucking love this!
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:33,
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Haha
As funny as this is, I don't want it to make people think they can draw a photoshopped banana into this compo. The only reason I voted for it was not to have and endless amount of TOAP entries.
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:04,
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Naaaah
I didnt mean that
I meant that if the lesser b3tans see one non-photo post, they think THEY can post non-photo posts. And then shop a banana, as it's all they are capable of.
foretunately i learned to pee pretty quickly after, But i did piss on some other peoples shoes... not good. mine was just a foreskin piercing, but i kept the celebacy for a challenge
(Sheehanforevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:50,
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Yeh, that's the problem innit, forked stream or sub foreskin leakage leads to wayward pee pee.
I find actually holding the ring, pulling slightly, and a slight twist clockwise!
Or just sit down...
So which ones were these new ones then?
*edit* Oh, you edited, ah, foreskin piercins, eh? My mate just got an inverted PA, the one that goes right through the top of the glans.
Click for bigger Using frogdoctor's beautiful spider, I made this. I'm afraid there's a little backstory to why I chose to do it: This morning, I was sitting at the bus stop, and a teeny tiny little spider dangled down between me and one of the girls there. Someone pointed it out to her, and clasically she screamed and flung the poor bugger into oblivion. Turns out it landed on me, an arachnophobe. I know what you're thinking, "Hahah he must have screamed too!". Nope! I was pissed off at her, trying to kill it when all it did was frighten her. So I gently brushed the poor thing off myself, toward her. It crawled up her back and into her hair. She didn't notice, which proved the fact that it wouldn't have hurt her anyway.
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:53,
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why?
(kingsuperspecialis in an audience, wanking furiously,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:45,
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Well I made it smaller out of consideration,
so that in a flood of compo posts, my post won't take up too much room.
I was slightly annoyed that, despite that, SkUG posted it in full size anyway. Maybe it's just me being silly, but I put effort into posting that as it was.
I've been overcome with wonder recently as to what HAS actually happened to Discomeat's cement. I only had half an hour to shop this, so apologies already for it being waaaank!!
(b3thNot shit. Not mod.,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:32,
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Carrots too
Yum!
(littlefishI like cheese,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:36,
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I was just in the pub with a quantum physics student
and this occurred to me.
Sorry.
(b3thNot shit. Not mod.,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:24,
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I'm going to go with not.
Nice though :)
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:26,
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NO
they're doing both at the same time :D
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:27,
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But if you observe them doing it
it changes the velocity at which they do it!
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:29,
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Not quite
The act of observation collapses the duality of the sexy wavefront into a knobbing or not knobbing reality. Until this happens, the quantum physicist is both shagging and not shagging, at the same time, at least from the point of view of everybody else.
I had no idea scientists were so rude.
(Just Juan Cornettowill take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:04,
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I find that improbable.
But not impossible....
(JeruWar and Piss,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:33,
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A quark walks into a bar
barman says: "How's it goin'?" the quark replies: "Ups and downs"
(lordsaccharineb3taing is well retro mate,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:28,
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See, now
I bet that's really funny. I don't get it.
Or maybe I do. Depends who's observing me reading the joke.
(b3thNot shit. Not mod.,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:30,
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does this depend if they're in a box with a dead cat?
or a NOT DEAD cat? Hmmmm....
(Rotating Wobbly HatThat's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:32,
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OR
Perhaps quantum physicists do it with boxed cats whether they are alive or dead, but if you look at them, they stop moving.
(Killer Vanillaputs the win in Darwin,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:42,
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I was once in a play called Losing Faith- about toys in a toybox
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:18,
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well this isn't quite cooking..
but its relevant
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:19,
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I like this.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:19,
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this was on display in the window for about 2 weeks before my boss noticed :D
the best one i've had so far was a squirrel (designed as and outdoor wall decoration - bit naff really) with a giant Superman logo on its chest - that was there for a good month before anyone noticed :D
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:21,
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The fishnets are smoking!
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:19,
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your clock is wrong
actually i lie, its right twice a day...
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:25,
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unless
it still moves...
(rydonabikeI'm not unthinking everyone of nothing....,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:28,
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its clearly not moving!
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:30,
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perhaps
its moving reeeaaaaalllly slowly. Stare at it and find out for me please?
(rydonabikeI'm not unthinking everyone of nothing....,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:15,
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(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:14,
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Haha
excellent :)
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:14,
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^_^
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:15,
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Michael Stipe?
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:14,
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...fuck no.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:15,
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You do not like REM?
Scener.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:20,
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REM for the lose plzkthxbai.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:22,
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:)
Awesome.
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:15,
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Thank you.
^_^
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:19,
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SUPER-YORKE, SKYWARD!
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:21,
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Hahahahah
Yay! ^_^
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:24,
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Very nice.
I was at that gig. The rainbow was superbly bright.
(PrequalThis is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:49,
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You were!?
That's awesome! I'm going to see them in August, but I don't think we'll get a rainbow.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:53,
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Indeed I was.
And here's a photo of the rainbow for your perusal. Though the review is a little amateurish and the writer got the quote wrong and mis-named one of the songs. Weird.
Where did you see the quote?
(PrequalThis is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:58,
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I took some photos myself but they were pretty crap. The gig, however, was fantastic. A superb version of House Of Cards, a song I'd never loved before.
(PrequalThis is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:59,
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