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[challenge entry] Irrelevant food trough lord
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:40, archived)
# woo
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)
# You're such a fucking rebel sometimes.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)
# :'(
You are breaking my compo.

*runs off to cry*
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)
# I'm making it more troll brilliant.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Too many trolls make Ttssattsr a dull boy.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I like them.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I fed them fud
lul
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
# it seems vaguely familiar
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I didn't steal your word thing :)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)
# haha I differ to beg
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)
# YEAH WELL.
Unborn wank faggot wiperUnborn wank faggot wiperUnborn wank faggot wiperUnborn wank faggot wiperUnborn wank faggot wiper
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
# ooh octacursing!
it's rad, it's new
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
#


I've been watching Man About The House lately, and have gotten the serious horn for Yootha.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Grooooss.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Hanging round the drug store?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] ooh new compo :)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:18, archived)
# That's gonna sting come winter.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Fuck yes!
Edit: Although I really wanted to see people actually cook something.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] My shortbread pastry is in the oven.
Edit: Not oven, I mean fridge, defrosting.
Edit2: Ages ago, I slipped this in my Mum's oven while she wasn't looking (ahem) went out, forgot about it and got this picture in a text an hour later saying, "Grow up"

(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:29, archived)
# :(
Shortbread is not braw, less so because you're not making it yourself. LIES

This shortbread is awesome.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:35, archived)
# It's all in the decoration though.
Wait and see....

^That one's puff pastry :D
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)
# ITS PUFFCOCKSTRY
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)
# *markets*
*profit(erole)s*
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)
# YOU SLIPPED WHAT IN YOUR MUM'S OVEN?!!!?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:40, archived)
# My flakey penis.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)
# great stuff
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Looks internetty to me.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:30, archived)
# The hum of the beer moths
and the splashings of the pisswizards are coming soon.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:36, archived)
# THEY ARE UPON ON. SOME ARE EVEN APRON US.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)
# OH MY.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I am going to slip this in here for the hell of it...
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Well in that case, I'm going to slip this in.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:36, archived)
# hehe
she should team up with gillian mcpoo-keith.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:40, archived)
# EPIC
:D
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)
# :D
FankChoo-Choo
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)
# such a long way
for such a small joke
:D
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Ahahahha
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
Now make it out of stop-motiongingerbread men and it's FP worthy! :D
:P
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello Johnny!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)
# In association with.....
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# What proud balls they have!
I think there's a fanny joke in here somewhere...
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:15, archived)
#

(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)
# *CLICK*
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# i laughed so loud i woke the baby
:D
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:11, archived)
# HAhahaha, a fucking FOOT in a frying pan..ahahaa.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:13, archived)
# QUAAAAAAAAAID!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:13, archived)
# haha
she had a welsh accent in my head, made the ending even funnier
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Inspired by jethou1,...
I don't think my Choux Pastry worked :(

(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# that'll go great with jethou1 sole down the page :D
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Hense why I mentioned him ;)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# oh yea
*falls over*
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Have you fixed
your Internet yet?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
# no
he's on b3ta using the power of meccanno
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
# That's one stage above
viewing b3ta on an Amstrad CPC 464 64K.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)
# it fixed itself...
think the internet was picking on me
missed my auction by 20 mins though :(
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I was going to offer
to use your login details to log in for you.

And hope you use the same password for your online bank account.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
# It's a shoe cake
A cakey shoe
Shoe cake
*clicks fingers*
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)
# .

(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)
# are you going to push it off a table
to see if it just spins in the air?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)
# You don't need the toast for that
cut out the middle man and butter the cat.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# i don't know how to reply to that
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# flaming hammers?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# 'flaming' or 'flaaAAAaaaming!'
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
more of this sort of thing!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# EXACTLY!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Sole for dinner!

Something's afoot in the kitchen!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)
# You've toetally nailed this competition.
Woo
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Hhahah!
Actually, forget my previous worries. This is brilliant.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)
# *boke*
nicely shopped (i hope!)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)
# AahHHAHHAHAAHHAHHA..ahahahahaa.
*footsie*

EVERYBODY GET FOOTLOOSE
AHhahaha

This just gets funnier.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Ahahhahahahaha
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Your photoshopping is really improving
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# hahaha
isn't it though?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# they said he'd never win
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# he knew he had to
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)
# needs more footmoose
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)
# doesn'r everything?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Eep!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Eep!
Possibly not strictly in line with the spirit of this compo, but who cares, it's funny! :D
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] not cooking but food none the less


(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)
# weeeeeeee
look at 'em go :)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# haha
wang all your food ones in this thread, and i'll click em!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] also:
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry] one of your favourites
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)
# disturbing the pea(s)ce?
:)
is this the one that prompted me to threaten your life?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Aaah I see!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)
# assalt and battery and disturbing the peas :D
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)
# !
I've seen this post a couple of times and only now do I notice the peas.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)
# there are several variations on this theme
a salt and battery disturbing the plaice got front paged
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Aha
That's the one I remember (with the plaice).
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# You are simply a delight to come to b3ta
and behold
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Assult and battery but I don't get the peas.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/8456048
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Haha thanks :)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Fantastic
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)
#
COME ON BARRY TOMATO!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# do what i do
use em both :D
mmm bacon with red and brown yum!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# \o/
I fucking love this!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Haha
As funny as this is, I don't want it to make people think they can draw a photoshopped banana into this compo. The only reason I voted for it was not to have and endless amount of TOAP entries.

Yours is very woo though
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# WTFAYBOA
How can Amoeba's post make people think they can 'shop a banana?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)
# hooray!
you're back!
*smooosh*
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)
# whom art thou?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)
# technically
i'm mictoboy's spare account
which he is using to cheat and post on b3ta with
while he prepares his next milestone post
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)
# i've already got mine planned
hmm should I shave or not? hmm
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# wax
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)
# crayons it is then
:D
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Yes
The fire made me realise that without B3ta my life is very dull indeed so I un-flounced and crept back in.
This place is my sanity.
And thanks :)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# you were missed
:)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies
/Fleetmac Wood
It's appreciated though.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Naaaah
I didnt mean that

I meant that if the lesser b3tans see one non-photo post, they think THEY can post non-photo posts. And then shop a banana, as it's all they are capable of.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Unterb3tans?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)
# non-photo posts? on b3ta?
it'll never happen
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Haha
Yaaay!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)
# This is wonderful
That attention to detail is what makes your stuff so special.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Grr!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I do love this
type of animation you do.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry] cock cookies

made for my wang warming party to celebrate my genital piercings being fully healed.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Excellent excuse for a party.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)
# the end of two months of celebacy should always meet with baking imo
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)
# i assume therefore
that attendees will be invited to see how cool they look?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)
# everyone present had already seen them :D
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Congratumalations on your cock's extra holiness! And great cayke! Nice veinage!
Mine took 3 weeks to heal. A simple PA.

If you need advice on re-learning to pee, you know where I am... ;)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)
# haha it was about a year ago now
foretunately i learned to pee pretty quickly after,
But i did piss on some other peoples shoes... not good.
mine was just a foreskin piercing, but i kept the celebacy for a challenge
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Yeh, that's the problem innit, forked stream or sub foreskin leakage leads to wayward pee pee.
I find actually holding the ring, pulling slightly, and a slight twist clockwise!

Or just sit down...

So which ones were these new ones then?

*edit* Oh, you edited, ah, foreskin piercins, eh? My mate just got an inverted PA, the one that goes right through the top of the glans.

OUCH!!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)
# if i can get a job this summer im going for an apydavra
which goes straight from top to bottom of the glans
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:15, archived)
# go the whole hog
and get it gilded
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:17, archived)
# it would be experimental, horribly painful and might just destroy my cock...
but it would be fucking cool!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:22, archived)
# you'd be a real 'goldmember'
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:25, archived)
#

Click for bigger

Using frogdoctor's beautiful spider, I made this.
I'm afraid there's a little backstory to why I chose to do it:
This morning, I was sitting at the bus stop, and a teeny tiny little spider dangled down between me and one of the girls there.
Someone pointed it out to her, and clasically she screamed and flung the poor bugger into oblivion.
Turns out it landed on me, an arachnophobe.
I know what you're thinking, "Hahah he must have screamed too!".
Nope! I was pissed off at her, trying to kill it when all it did was frighten her.
So I gently brushed the poor thing off myself, toward her.
It crawled up her back and into her hair.
She didn't notice, which proved the fact that it wouldn't have hurt her anyway.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)
# there now i can read it
edit : tonight it will crawl in her ear and eat her brain :)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)
# You could have just copied it without posting it...
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
# its rude to whisper
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I thought it was rude to point.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
# It's also rude to take up half a page on an image site with text.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I won't mention it, but smaller text isn't actually smaller in line height*,
so you started it.



* or at least it doesn't look like it
so nerr
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Yes it is. And still, I was trying to be considerate.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Yes, yes, that's lovely and I appreciate it.
Not worth fretting over though.

*Soothingly pats*
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)
# it's hardly half a page.
and it saves us lazy people having to do it ourselves :P

lovely pic btw.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)
# It took up half the height of my monitor
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)
# stop using your phone to access b3ta
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I don't OWN a phone!
My monitor is 1280x1024, and with the picture it took up half a page.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Blimey.
Wouldn't have thought it would at that res.

Mind you, I don't remember what it's like to have a res lower than 1400x1050. But that's only 26 pixels bigger in height.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)
# shut up you
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)
# why?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Well I made it smaller out of consideration,
so that in a flood of compo posts, my post won't take up too much room.

I was slightly annoyed that, despite that, SkUG posted it in full size anyway.
Maybe it's just me being silly, but I put effort into posting that as it was.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# as said above
saves us the trouble
nice pic :)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Thanks
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Boo.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Hello! :D
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)
# If it's any consolation
I used CTRL-mouse wheel to embiggen it, like I always do for tiny text.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# For that I shall internet *kiss* you.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Mwuh!
In a manly way of course.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# oooo!
clevar!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# haha excellent
silly bint

spiders are kewl...
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I made self-eating toast!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# must've taken you AGES :P
*click*
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# It was rather tedious, yes.
Fankoo. (:
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
# "I suffer for my art."
*licks jam off lips*
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# More worryingly I bet his toast was cold by the last few bites,
and we can't be having that.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Her. (:
I don't mind; just saying so you know.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Apologies Madame.
Always up for corrections.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Naturally, that was accompanied by "omnomnomnomnom" sounds in my head
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry] haha, nicely done
nicely donemay as well squeeze in this compo relevant pea from Christmas
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# How rare.
Did you just have some leftover icing and think 'I know, I'll fashion this into a CSC*'?

* crudely-sculpted cock

EDIT: Also, are those pigs? This is a most odd Christmas cake.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)
# yes
yes
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Haha! Good one!
But... Why!? (I think this compo begins to show the true sickness of the average b3tan!)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)
# That's fantastic.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Sorry about this everyone


Click for bigger (114KB)

I've been overcome with wonder recently as to what HAS actually happened to Discomeat's cement. I only had half an hour to shop this, so apologies already for it being waaaank!!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# yeah, what IS this meme about?
I was there at the conception, but I've forgotten :(
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# You spent half an hour on that?
Are you the one at the bottom left?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Yeah, that's me
I've had a haircut since then though.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Yeah highlights were a mistake.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# blue mnmmg cement
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Do Wickes still exist in teh Ingerlands?

I used to work there when I was in school.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# yeah
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)
# oh ok

Maybe I could still shop at discounts then.
But most likely not, as the management were all cunts
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Oi Taffy! I fixed your flag!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Ronseal flag!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)
# ha ha ha
/lives in wales blog
*click*
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)
# EURGH
WHAT A BORING BLOG.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# yea well
*cries*
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Ditto blog
Much aceness
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I'm an qualified engineer too1
but i don't like it
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# The Thames is green?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)
# raw sewage
and lol!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
*click*
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)
# M3Essential addresses a nation!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Thanks Sais, we appreciate it!
But perhaps

or maybe
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)
# hahaha love the George dragon slayer
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Ace!
Here, have this:
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Penn-y-dragon
aicmfp
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# much better
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# That is outstanding.
I expect to see this flying above a Glastonbury crowd
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Tarts!
A proper meal, pork crackling, yorkshire pud, veg, bread and TARTS!






(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)
# mmm needs a nice slice of onion gravy
and some home made sausages :D
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Yorkshire pud = arse
Jam tarts = erm that red bit in the middle.
Carrots = fingers
You have the makings of goatse.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)
# ning pot
new hat time? :D
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)
# 'ning Skuggles
Oh this old thing *pats*.
I don it when it rains.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)
# *sinsg*
i'm only happy when it rains la la la
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Ugh
You put me off my dinner.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)
# You started it!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)
# GOOD THINKING
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# The top one is Simon Weston's arse.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Your vegetables is parsnip
Therefore this is fail.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Liar.
Parsnip is delicious roasted.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)
# You speak the truth
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I also ate the truth for my dinner.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)
# by two footballers?
Parsnip is fail. You cannot change my mind.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Carrots too
Yum!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I was just in the pub with a quantum physics student
and this occurred to me.



Sorry.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I'm going to go with not.
Nice though :)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# NO
they're doing both at the same time :D
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)
# But if you observe them doing it
it changes the velocity at which they do it!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Not quite
The act of observation collapses the duality of the sexy wavefront into a knobbing or not knobbing reality. Until this happens, the quantum physicist is both shagging and not shagging, at the same time, at least from the point of view of everybody else.

I had no idea scientists were so rude.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I find that improbable.
But not impossible....
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)
# A quark walks into a bar
barman says: "How's it goin'?"
the quark replies: "Ups and downs"
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)
# See, now
I bet that's really funny. I don't get it.

Or maybe I do. Depends who's observing me reading the joke.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)
# does this depend if they're in a box with a dead cat?
or a NOT DEAD cat? Hmmmm....
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)
# OR
Perhaps quantum physicists do it with boxed cats whether they are alive or dead, but if you look at them, they stop moving.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I was once in a play called Losing Faith- about toys in a toybox
And one of the guys played a troll.

So I cooked a gingerbread version of him.



And then I ate him.

We then sent the pictures to his mobile. He didn't talk to use for a fortnight. Drama people, eh?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# ha ha you put ur mates head in your mouth and took a bite
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
# That's essentially the only thing I've ever cooked and taken a photo of
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] mini real zen
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
# What's it made of?
Cheese?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
# ying yongs
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)
# baby Bel
If I'm not mistook
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)
#



(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Woo!
Tits are superb.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I find it impossible to disagree with anything in this post.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Japes Eye Concur - God hates tits, BUT YOU MADE THEM YA DAFFY CUNT!
God edit: Linked - keep it work-safe please

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/michelle_boobies.gif
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# If I watch long enough does one fall out?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Let's hope so...
*waits*
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# If I carry on watching it for five minutes
I may have the answer
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Hahaha japes eye.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Wha...?

Sorry, I was distracted
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] REN AND STIMPY! YAY!
TJ :
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# CAYKES
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# *drools*
I ate a JCB cake :D
and bob the builder :D
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# cayke is good.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Banana, you say?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)
# well this isn't quite cooking..
but its relevant
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I like this.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# this was on display in the window for about 2 weeks before my boss noticed :D
the best one i've had so far was a squirrel (designed as and outdoor wall decoration - bit naff really) with a giant Superman logo on its chest - that was there for a good month before anyone noticed :D
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] The fishnets are smoking!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# your clock is wrong
actually i lie, its right twice a day...
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)
# unless
it still moves...
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)
# its clearly not moving!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)
# perhaps
its moving reeeaaaaalllly slowly. Stare at it and find out for me please?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:15, archived)
# people who use signs to make jokes are lazy
nice
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Like this you mean?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Haha Good lord, also:
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Hahaha! Noice!
:D
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)
# She'll get a bad back
Mind if I park this silly sign-related joke here? NWOT.


(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)
# is that in wales?
i think i've been there...
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
# FNARR!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Based on a quote from an interview...
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:12, archived)
# what
that a giant scarf appears in the sky
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Yes.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# My scarf? ;D
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Yeah!
You didn't know that it flies away to every Radiohead gig to visit Thom?
;]
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I did not! :O
What's it doing with my legless, eyeless sheep? :S
:P
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Well, now you do!
I believe it's having an affair with one. And the other one? I couldn't tell you.
:]
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Afair with both?
I've heard about these things on the telly, it's dreadful stuff D: Litterally tears families apart and makes new ones with shallow foundations.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Oh, my!
Better keep on eye on that scarf, then. He seems to be a bit of a pimp. (That's funnier if you imagine it in Simon Amstell's voice, like I did.)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I need to know more famous berks.
But I still found it funny :D
I'll keep him wrapped around my little finger neck :]
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Hahahah.
I'm glad. I thought maybe it would only be funny in his weird little voice. I'm relieved now.
Yeah but not too tight. Don't let 'im choke you.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)
# It's the Norse Gods
nipping over Bifrost to watch the concert.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Yeah!
Hahah
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Haha
excellent :)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# ^_^
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Michael Stipe?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# ...fuck no.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# You do not like REM?
Scener.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
# REM for the lose plzkthxbai.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
# :)
Awesome.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Thank you.
^_^
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# SUPER-YORKE, SKYWARD!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Hahahahah
Yay! ^_^
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Very nice.
I was at that gig. The rainbow was superbly bright.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)
# You were!?
That's awesome! I'm going to see them in August, but I don't think we'll get a rainbow.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Indeed I was.
And here's a photo of the rainbow for your perusal. Though the review is a little amateurish and the writer got the quote wrong and mis-named one of the songs. Weird.

Where did you see the quote?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Ooops forgot the link
www.state.ie/blog/live-radiohead-malahide-castle-6th-june/

I took some photos myself but they were pretty crap. The gig, however, was fantastic. A superb version of House Of Cards, a song I'd never loved before.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)

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