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[challenge entry] not a road sign
but it'll do :)
(guitarzan fought the wall, and the wall won on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] warning - sequel ahead
(stevenevermind, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:25, archived)
# so there's a flying bike,
and all those guys are looking at the bus? apart form one spaz smiling at the camera.

Idiots!
(Virulent, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:27, archived)
# aahha
gd stf
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:27, archived)
# lulu's doing a new version?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Terrible Disease

*Skaes Head*
(Virulent, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:14, archived)
# he gave it to muhammed ali as revenge
for being humiliated on his chat show
you don't mess with parky
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Float like a butterfly...
Sting like a bee,
shake like a spaz with his ass on fire.
(Virulent, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:19, archived)
# David Sachet


shirly bindun but i was bored
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:10, archived)
# It's stiiiiiiicky.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:11, archived)
# haha
*tries not to imagine 'cream of poirot'*. i always wondered what he waxed his moustache with
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:12, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Camels don't obey
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:09, archived)
# you could have used that humps sign, you know
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:10, archived)
# it seems
pretty stationary to me :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Stop!
Cameltime!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Mong Cruise
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:59, archived)
# ooooh
nicely done, this.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:01, archived)
# the power
of hubbard compels you!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:02, archived)
# L Ron Hoover, of the church of Applientology
/Frank Zappa
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:04, archived)
# *feels the power of Hubbard make me dance in an 8-bit fashion*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:06, archived)
# glitch my child
glitch!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:07, archived)
# But how does he smell?
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:05, archived)
# multipurpose
eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Like a whale sifting for plankton?
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:08, archived)
# like a pig in a cage on antibiotics
frantic eyebrow motions the lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:10, archived)
# He doesn't, he has no nose.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:08, archived)
# good work sir
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:11, archived)
# fank
u muchly
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:12, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 19:10, archived)
# hah!
This makes me titter like an idiot. Well done!
(Girlmitzi, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] A one way ticket to Hull please.


gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:56, archived)
# I will get you, some crayons
they really can do anything
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Good enough reason to pea this, I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:07, archived)
#
10 print "Bindun"
20 goto 10
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Ahhh
I should have checked.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:12, archived)
# there are times i wish i hadn't scrolled back
imho despite this 'gag' being repeatedly posted it really is not at all funny.

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 19:36, archived)
# YEAH!
If you like Awesome-o-pard, or just approve of him, click here and vote for him!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I so hate it when that happens
I did have a PUMA* this morning though.


*Pants Up My Arse
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# so did i
which confuses me as for the past three years I've gone commando.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:47, archived)
# That all?:P
I've managed a good 15. Imagine my confusion!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:53, archived)
# we can never escape
the pants fairy.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Pants fairy
That puts me in the mind of crap fairies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:06, archived)
# That Cheating Bitch
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Fuck, that manatee has a long fringe.
And surely it wouldn't have the dexterity to drive a bus anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# they employ all sorts these days.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# That's a bit pointless, they can't even move.
Plus they'd just spoil eventually.

Christ actually could you imagine if your boss was an eight foot tall Bertie Bassett, and ate all the employees which didn't perform well like some kind of subversive sweet.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# The CEO is cat-ist.
A panther does his misses, and he takes it out on all cats. What? Do they all look alike to him or something?
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I know, right?
It's the world we live in :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# well, panthers are leopards
just black ones
and it's a recessive gene
so it's possible awesome-o could be the father, as you don't know if he's carrying it
SCEINCE!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:54, archived)
# *smile, grin,
nod, beckon, beckon, smile, grin, nod, click*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:45, archived)
# EXCELSIOR!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:49, archived)
# by
the power of greyskull?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:52, archived)
# !!!!!
I am really happy with how the bottom left panel came out.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:53, archived)
# it does look like
it's going ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:55, archived)
# you and JJ definitely ought to collaborate.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I'll ask him later.
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:52, archived)
# you both have the same knack for a punchline.`
Edit: lknack for a of
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Yeah I think he'll probably just get a bit annoyed if you do.
You can suggest that he draw someone's wife having sex with a panther when he asks for suggestions though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:54, archived)
# you're a dick
i have no interest in your words. please do not reply to this.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Hah, that doesn't make any sense as you responded to an edit which was only there for a few seconds.
I do actually like the sequential arts, possibly for the constantly unfulfilled promise of greek orgies.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:04, archived)
#
I don't like them because of the constantly unfulfilled promise.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:10, archived)
# It's just not fair.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:49, archived)
#
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:54, archived)
# haha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:55, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:15, archived)
# DO UR HAIR FAGET. LMAO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:06, archived)
# hahah
bravo
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Some signs should be ignored
(trickyric, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# splendid stuff
we've got you now, there's no escape
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Thread Jack
Far too large to post and a work in progress

any thoughts?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)
# i'd be careful if I was him!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)
# oi, give me my line back
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Fucking druggies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I intend to cover his shame
I'm torn between making him into some racist spear-chukka type bloke with animalskin loincloth

or removing the warpaint and adding a pair of pantaloons and making him into a slave/pirate kind of guy?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# give him speedos
not enough people wear speedos any more, i had to get rid of mine and get those baggy short things and i don't much care for them, i knew where i was in my speedos, so did everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I can't understand how Speedo can justify having a shop that sells nothing else on Neal Street
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# they have a whole shop
is it open sundays?

'tis a fine image, i'd go animal skin loincloth
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# That ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# SINBAD.
YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I could go a bit middle-eastern
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I reckon pantaloons/warpaint might look quite cool
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# give him a massive swinging CDC
and animate it
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Bendy sword!
Cool pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# ^ Wouldn't

* Not even with yours!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I don't think he'd let you
or that you would have any choice in the matter
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Is that not that guy from StreetFighter II?
Darislam or something.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Is that a huge lego bike?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# It does look that way!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:54, archived)
# ...omg coffee.
Photobucket
(sillygooseofdoom murp,SHANIKWA, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# OMG!
complete

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Alreet fella?
Can i flog your dead horse please?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# for a tennah you can!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# ghosty
Do you have a link to your hostelry?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Yes.
Yes I do. One for my hosery too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Could you gaz it to me

(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I already have:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Good man
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# don't stay there
the rooms are full of piss, puke and welsh people.

joking aside i'd recommend it to anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Sounds like bloody luxury you soft southern pansy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Oh sorry mate.
No beggers, vagrants, PMs or Northerers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I'm from the Midlands and live in Bath
so I don't class as any of those :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Doesn't that mean you have to stay in a haystack?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Only if it's a well appointed Georgian Haystack not to close to any pikey areas
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I've met some very nice pikies
I would have jotted down their number but they nicked my notebook!
I love Earls Court. I just had a heated debate about meat quality and how socioty overendulges to a complete stranger:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Shit
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# NO you're exhalted like us
We are the fabled 'have to live next door to the Northerners'
Oven if you call them by a different name.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# coolio
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)
# No
That mysteriously went after you left:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# i'm sorry about that
but i did warn you what would happen if you touched me there.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# No you just said I'd get warty finger tips!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
#

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# not quite as effective as Wil's
but at least yours is under size
www.b3ta.com/board/8511049
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# zomg?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# l like vast expanses of blankness in images
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)
# ....
m ar zipan pi gsz.
(sillygooseofdoom murp,SHANIKWA, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:11, archived)
# More anagram sillyness.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Well I never!
;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Haha.
I'd completely forgotten about that show until just now.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# haha
'presents a shitty version' lol
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Nicely spotted
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Clive!
(Astatine, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Pitt in 2025
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# i prefer the younger pitt
nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# thx
the original:
img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/database/bradpitt/bradpitt300.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# you can age me any day
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I'm more a Pliny the Elder person myself.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# clevers :o)
filename should really say pitt the elder though :p
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# ah so true
damn
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:58, archived)
# he becomes robert redford, it seems
nice work there
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# That's amazing!
Much better than the manipulators at the Daily Fail!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 18:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry about the filesize, but any smaller and this wouldn't work at all*




*edit* No it's OK, I had a brainwave how to shrink it without it goin all optimize-artifacted.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Am I right to be waiting for this to animate?
Edit: Ok I really don't get it :/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# no, you fool
admit it took me a moment to understand also waited for animation.

nice one wil.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Nope, no amination, soz, hence the apology,
the point is merely the lack of anything at all after the END sign.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Aaaaahhh!!!!
Hahah very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# so how did you get it so big
when you only posted half an image :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Compromise between getting it to work as a transparent GIF or PNG
and still being just about able to read the last sign without it being Heee-Yooge...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# i knew it would be something technical
smoke and mirrors to hide your optimisation laziness.

what's a few kb between friends, although flowerpot had better log off now.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Nowt to do with laziness,
I simply couldn't get it any smaller without it fucking up, it needed maximum colours and transparency or it wouldn't work.

But if you can get it to work under 50k without it looking 8bit or the signs being unreadable, do feel free...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# sir, i'm merely joshing
apologies if you thought otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Fairy muff
Tho I just had a brainwave how to solve it to my satisfaction I think...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:45, archived)
# but teh sun is there.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Pedant knickers!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Nicely done. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Good from the start !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Hahahah.
Took me a bit, but I like. :D




Also, randomly, Strawberry push pops don't go well with chocolate milk. D:
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I can imagine! D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Yeah.
Just...yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Hahah silly :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Where shall we stack these trees?
I spotted this on a hike in China today. I took the pic from the road below.



(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# But it's not sunday
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# or tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# See you next Tuesday
then?

Sorry, I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# well now....
sunday is normally the day for real photos and tuesday is normally noob tuesday, i was referring to the filesize

/filesize nazi blog
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Oh.
Well it's 5 minutes to Sunday here and I'm not a noob.

Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# pfffft indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of your log
edit/ the chinese allow b3ta to get through?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# pfft!



I haven't used "pfft" in ages and it seems to gone out of b3ta fashion
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# pfft!
you go for it old timer
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I remember when all this was domo and nohands
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I remember whan this was all
Furtive & Fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# i don't remember anything
where am i?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Dr Job Robbly's Arse Emporium





having tea and cayke
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Fluffy was out
but Furtive was still in major use when I finally signed up
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# don`t get run over by a tank!
remember, in china the roads are paved with dead babies and people will EAT you.
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Not if you eat them first..
Served with sea cucumber, jellyfish and slices of some sort of sea snail, apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# woah.
China is just mental.

PS: I am now officially on webcomicz.com! Kindly take a moment to click a button on this page and vote for awesome-o-pard as a rather nice comic. Thanks peeps!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# But where is your RSS feed, Tom :(
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# You should really change the name to just Awesome-o-pard.
That way you will be on the second page of the webcomic list and thus are likely to get more click through.
As from experience I'd probably say that most people who go there won't search through all 18 pages, and if they do they'll probably look at the first few most intently then kind of skim.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I have sent them an e-mail asking if a name change is possible
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Huzzah


(psst: sporadically)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# haha, I know
that's them not me though. It was a drop down choice list.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Christy.
Well maybe it's ironic. Like the Z.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# all kids love log!
log rolls downstairs,
alone or in pairs,
rolls over your neighbour's dog,
it's great for a snack
and fits on your back,
it's log, log, log

it's log, log,
it's big, it's heavy, it's wood
it's log, log,
it's better than bad, it's good!
everyone needs a log
you're gonna love it, log
come on and get your log
everyone wants a log!

log-from blammo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Thank god it wasn't only me that thought of that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# it's always in my head...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# We would have also accepted
It's log!
It's log!
It's better than bad.
It's good.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# don't they use these as emergency roadblocks?
as part of peoples glorious extort travellers action

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
#
.
Odd-Fish 28th June 2008
Click for readable.

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I love your stuff to itty bitty bits I do
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I drewed you once.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# That must have been a Long(cat) time ago ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I KNOW I KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I KNOW U KNOW
I'm only messing :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Don't call me a peado
Otherwise I'll kill you and hide the body
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Again?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Yes

mutter mutter...bloody children of the bloody night...mutter mutter
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Am I still classed as a children if I've left school?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# With grammer like that...Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with my Kelsey.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I know
I has pride of place in my profile :)

I must check that the link to your site is still current
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# lovely, lovely, lovely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Unbeatable style!
I'm still loving oddfish
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Wonderfully drawn, especially the moon :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Fabulous!
and bonus points for using "shlup" which is the correct word for the sound of a moth being eaten by an amphibious fishy thing with bulgy eyes.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# who's the greatest mudskipper of them all?
who can skip through the mud with the greatest of ease, what kind of wonderful guy?
who can fall off a log without scraping his knees, who's got segmented eyes?
it's muddy mudskipper, it's muddy mudskipper,
it's the muddy mudskipper show!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# You eeeeeeeeeeeeeediot!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# no sir, i don't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Christ
That takes me back
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# POWDERED TOAST MAAAAAANNN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# :D
I've missed far too many of these!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Mothing like a nice light snack !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# :) :) :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Be kind


FP after 6 months of membership and ages lurking
(trickyric, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# FP? With a 526px Image?!
Welcome to b3ta.
(__, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# first post?
who's entwistle
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# What Oh Mr the Queen
How did the bash go
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# splendid sir
i wish i could say you were missed but....

ashally would have been grand had you made it.
there are pic's on flickr
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I didn't think I would be missed too much and I did go and oggle some of the pics :)

I would have been there but could barely walk even with the aid of crutches so thought I would err on the side of caution considering the state I was in last bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# shame
next time take more care of yourself in the weeks prior to the bash.
i trust you are all mended now.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Nearly there mate nearly there
Maybe a Christmas bash could be on the cards
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)
# derby is in the autumnmnmnmnmn
might try that, depending on finances
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I haven't got a weekend off now until October so I'm going nowhere
bashwise until wintertime
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I think he means
First Post.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# ah
i kept checking the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Hahahah, what a PointlessEndeavor
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# just for you clansoul :)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I had that coming
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# until i saw the sign on here
i didn't know such a thing existed, i don't get out much and my carer takes care of crossing the road with me
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
# ok
i shrunk it just for you.
(trickyric, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# stop messing with it
it wasn't a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# He thought by FP you meant Front Page, images on the front page are 280px wide,
yours was fine, just Friz being thick :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Yeh,
my Front Page got auto-resized, so its not a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# You have a Front Page?
(__, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# where did it go?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)
# fp
he's made it smaller, wishful thinking

to be clear trickyric, image dimensions were fine, i didn't check file size but i'm assuming they were ok.
280px wide for a fp (front page)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# whats that now...
first post or FP'd.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Its all so scary!
I just want to be like the big boys
(trickyric, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:30, archived)
# i'm very small...
and short too.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# you post an image as big as you like
as long as it's under 50k, we tend to go with 280px as it looks ok on the board, generally it's going to be under the 50k and we're fp whores.
i would steer clear of huge images as the can be a pain in the arse if you have to keep scrolling all over the show to see them, about 600px wide max is my limit, mostly
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# In fairness, width isn't as important as height, in terms of space on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# indeed this is so
i only have a 17" monitor and by the time you have windows and a few firefox toolbars and stuff open it can be a pain if you only get to see half an image.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I have an old monitor at dad's, with a flickery screen D:
At home I have a 17", 1280x1024 which is nice :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# rsztgmn doefz\pn vm
i didn't know what to say about your pic, so i just palmed the keyboard and that's what you got.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# claaaaaaaaaan!
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I'm very well thanks :D
It's my two-month with Gracie tomorrow ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# already?
bloody hell, that's gone fast! are you taking her somewhere nice?
btw, up the arse isn't the nice place i meant for you to take her ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Hahahahah!
She doesn't know what I have planned, but it's an indoor activity (And it's not up the arse, either!).
And we're going for a walk.
Then I'm taking her up the arse pub for a drink. Nothing alcoholic, though :(
But we have beer at home ^_^

And when she arrives tonight, we're watching Dr Who and Family Fuy.

She has the pleasure of being along in my house tomorrow morning, though, when I get up for a job interview at half 11 :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# doctor who is excellent!
you should make her breakfast in bed tomorrow, you're pretty much guaranteed a blow-job if you do.
also, what job???
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Scrambled eggs should work... ;]
Nah, as great as that sounds, I doubt she'll enjoy it as much as I, I always put her first in the sack ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# very gentlemanly!
but again, what job?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# It's at a local shop for local people.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# hmmmmm
make sure they don't burn you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# It's fine, I'm local.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# bugger!
small child has just arrived, gotta go. 'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)
# To clear up the confusion
when you said "FP" people assumed you meant Front Page and not first post.
The picture wasn't too wide for the board but it would have been too wide if you'd been lucky enough to get it on the front page.

love
'pot
p.s. I don't understand it. Who is Entwistle?

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# me niether
more tea?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# He
Killed his missus and baby in Merkia, and has subsequently been imprisoned for the rest of his life.
(I helped save b3ta! shadyron, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Litvinenko Prarie Dog

click for bigger

edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trf8khPZ30k
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha
how lovely!

PS: I am still the only person to be in the top 30 posters for both talk and board for the second week running! *high fives everyone*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# How incredibly sad.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# i've been in the top 30 /board for nigh of five months now.
usually in the top 5.

i need to get out more

i do rather like my quote though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
#
you sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, uke strumming billy no mates
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I am going out with three mates tonight
and I will have teh fun.

Also, my hair looks ace today.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# hahahaha
marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)
# No ta.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# this is bad toats!
bad bad toats!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Hello Mr. Meats!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# hello mr chordals
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I hope you used the burn tool:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# QUICK!
To ebay!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)

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