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# Smurfs don't give a fuck about political correctness
Smurfs00
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:04, archived)
# looks like hitler doing some russian dancing.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:15, archived)
# They're going to pull his arms out
then twist his head off
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:19, archived)
# The guy who decapitated Hitler had no imagination.
If it was me I'd have put his head in a box, snuck up to old jewish women, whipped it out and given them a fright.

Then take Hitler's head out and give them a second fright.
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Back from Amsterdam and Graspop! :D
Photobucket

+ 'ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 8:44, archived)
# Also nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 8:46, archived)
# Strangely,
That reminds me of a trip to Amsterdam I once took!
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Nice
Graspop was in Flanders somewhere?
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Belgium
Dessel
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Dessel
Is Flanders,Antwerp,near Holland..
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:38, archived)
# yes then.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)
# it's it's it's a multicoloured square thingy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Ahh...found it at last...

click for bigger
Now to fix that pesky Chameleon Circuit...
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 8:43, archived)
# Oh go on...have another...

click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 8:45, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 8:46, archived)
# My granddad designed and built the inside of that tardis, god rest his soul
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 8:58, archived)
# eh? truth?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Yes I am telling the truth.
I'm pretty sure I've told the story more than a couple of times.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:16, archived)
# cool...
haven't heard it myself...do you have a linky?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:17, archived)
# It isn't much of a story to be honest
My mum had a tardis in her room when she was growing up.

That's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Did she use it as a wardrobe....
...there would have been lots of space.
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Be quite good for picking up nerdy blokes
actually ive been reading all your qotw answers. some pretty funny stuff in there :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:33, archived)
# yo.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 6:19, archived)
# yoyo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 6:41, archived)
# ohai
did you have chips for tea, or jacket spuds?
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 6:43, archived)
# ...that wasn't me you were having that conversation with
I was bumming around in the background. and no, I had a burger.
www.b3ta.com/board/8530619
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 6:47, archived)
# ...oh ar.
I know you woz around at the time, but I mixed up my peeps.

Oddly enough, I had a kebab and chips.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 7:06, archived)
# he appears to be
suffering from 'penis ear'?
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 6:42, archived)
# he
doesnt let it effect him.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 7:01, archived)
# pardon?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 7:27, archived)
# bitches will talk shit.
i feel like funny but also a little sad.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 6:46, archived)
# poor doc dys.
*offers jelly baby*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 6:51, archived)
# hey.
jelly baby.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 6:54, archived)
# *grins*
want another sweetie
*offers roofie*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 6:56, archived)
# rape
time?
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 7:02, archived)
# super happy fun time
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 7:08, archived)
# already?

Lawks, time flies like a banana
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 7:12, archived)
# ;_;
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 7:04, archived)
# needs to be sitting next to a big pile of poo for that expression
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 7:08, archived)
# pretty much.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 7:11, archived)
# my dreams last night were illustrated by you and master conner.
it was a really good dream
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 8:02, archived)
# haha
thats fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# morning all
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 5:03, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 5:13, archived)
# 'ning


awful
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 5:27, archived)
#
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:19, archived)
# while i'm in a punning mood
And inspired by below


sorry
(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)
# i thought these things smelt bad
on the outside

/han solo blog
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Lone Ranger and Tonto are sounded by Indians
Lone Ranger says "What are we going to do? We're going to die?"
Tonto "What do you mean 'we'?"

*guffaws* *giggles* *rolls on floor* *laughs arse off*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)
# *picks up arse*
*runs off*

*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Remote bumming?
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# .
back to the physics gags:

'Curious Action at a distance'

gaffaw!
(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Gah
You made me do a rl lol D:
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I win!
woohoo!
(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)
# You win an internet
Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)
# way of the future
how do you bum? full contact?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Well of course!
Tell me of this future bumming though
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# no strings
reduced friction

reduced risk of bad aids
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Wow!
I must know this art of remote bumming!
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Sting will show us the way
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)
# don't bums fall off after a stinging?
or is that just bees?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:00, archived)
# please don't start a bee thread
my scroll finger couldn't cope
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)
# i didn't intend to ;)
my scroll finger was viciously twatted into a cup today during a spirited game of wii sports baseball
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:05, archived)
# well i hope you had you're wrist strap on
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
# i did indeed.
still got a purple finger, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Purple finger eh?
more realistic I suppose....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)
# looking good
lewis!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)
# feeling good
billy ray
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)
# *puts on trading places*




*wees oneself*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:28, archived)
# "those men tried to have sex with me" lol
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:33, archived)
# tis definately the film to watch when youve been
on beer and drugs all night.

God i needed a blowout1


Edit: stops film because my joy division complete discography torrent just completed!
Woo.




*goes all moody*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)
# *rocks back and forth*
love will tear us apart....again
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:44, archived)
# i wish i still had my sinclair
then i could make tunes as ace as decades.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:52, archived)
# I'm tempted so tempted...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)
# cough!


it's a rubbish bee isn't it

/can't draw wings
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Bee yoiu say?


shit! mine has no wings too!

woo for bees ability to fly when their wings are too small
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)
# well at least it's got legs
and looks like a B
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# you want one of these graphics tablets
theyre had to swallow but they make even the most talentless artist look competant.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)
# i really want one
but the kids keep moaning about food and x boxes and wii and hdtv's and, and why did i ever start work for gary glitter in the first place dammit
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:03, archived)
# TopTip #352: Whenever i need children i just borrow one of my fathers illegitimate ones.
They are prepaid and you can take them back when your done with them.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)
# ha genious
right,I'm out of beer and off to bed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:12, archived)
# easy
winthorpe.

Stay cool.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:13, archived)
# LR: I knew I shouldn't have had a second Jimson weed enema before lunch.
     T: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOONK!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# ris
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)
# moar ris here
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)
# file name
taun taun/ tonto hence my hilarious star wars quote above :P
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)
# how would you smell if some conquistador
gave you disease riddled blankets eh?
HOW?!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Phil 'The Power' Taylor (in Colour)
(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)
# ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY!
it looks good in colour though
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)
# thanks Winthorpe
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)
# get a room funboys!
(Doucement do it slowly..., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# how rude
how are you?

and i was referring to the file size
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)
# oh
That's good (dunno who it is though) :3
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Fan-fuckin-tastic.
Looks like a diseased corpse.

And the pic is pretty good, too.

Any chance of a Jocky Wilson?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)
# oh yeah :D
i loved Dexy's Midnight Runners
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Im on it!
Currently Im working on a Bobby George, but next in the Pipeline is a sweaty Jocky Wilson.x
(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:20, archived)
# bloody kids.
*EDIT*

Yay!

Jocky Wilson said
It was Reet Petite
Kinda love ya
Knocked me off my feet

Let it all hang out
Let it all hang out

etcetera.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)
# And after that,
a nice and hairy Martin Adams.
(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:28, archived)
# he still one ugly mo'fo
nice work, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I think this worked better in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)
# redefining sizes?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Yus!
It really is crap isn't it o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)
# well you could have picked a better colour :P
it got a smirk from me so it can't be awful
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)
# That was the best one I could find :o
Maybe I should have played with the hue :P
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)
# It's because there's no frame of reference.
I thought that was just a small top. Good idea though.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Hm..
I would have though the frame of reference would have been the neck of it... Nvm
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I like this
when I buy an american teeshirt sized medium, it is still an ego boost
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)
# haha
i think its like this already! anything thats a medium totally swamps me, and its not like im short or anything.

also, i can never find trousers with the right waist width (28 to 30) that have a long leg! they're all 34 longs! too wide!
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)
# i'm not entirly sure why...


click for legible
(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# eeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WHERE'S THE PAN? WHERE'S THE OFFICIAL TYPE SCIENCE PUN SPANGING PAN?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# i've got form...
also made this a while back:
(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)
# my mate was on about this the other day
right hand for motors

left hand for generators
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)
# other way round isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)
# It's easier to think of left hand for the force on electrons
right hand for conventional current. I can't actually remember what is supposed to be used for "generators" and "motors"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)
# yes
yes it is *just checked wiki*

(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I have an idea!
Celebrities teach physics! but by accident... maybe we can show the 2 slits experiment by firing a politician at 2 narrow slits at an appreciable fraction of the speed of light
(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)
# that will lead to: 2 slits experiment and a photo of kim jeong ill
and cries of lacisim.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)
# hahah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Who caw me shrinty
(Doucement do it slowly..., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Experimenting with 2 slits...
That sounds like my kind of fun
*guffaws*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)
# that too
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)
# i had
a physics teacher who could form his hand for the right hand rule but not the left. He had to use his other hand to put his fingers in position. There was nothing wrong with his hand, he was just really mal-coordinated. We mocked him for it.
(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)
# he was the worst practical physist ever...
managed to break not one but three of those vacuum flasks with the anode and cathode in so can show a circle of luminous electrons (can't remember the experiment name now, or why we did it).
he did it by mis-reading the voltage levels and putting the decimal point in the wrong place.... there was a nice arc and not much afterwards.....
(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)
# aaah the theorist that tried to experiment
tis probably Thompson's charge to mass ratio experiment. The only thing I managed to break in a physics experiment was a coke bottle...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)
# the guy was a liability
Managed to electrocute me several times with one of the those step up/down transformers... massive voltage nearly no current, accidentally touches me... ouch.

(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)
# jeremy beadle?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)
# ..?
(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)
# !
My physics teacher was scared of the Van der Graaf generator! Never used to touch the thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)
# what a pussy!
the Whimshurst machine worries me but only because I've copped a few shocks off it. I also got lucky with a live DC supply once, makes me think I should check whether they are live or not.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)
# ummmm
B is usually field and should be along the index finger
and it's flemmings rule

And I don't get it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)
# you are probably right
this is why i got a D in physics A-level..... that and I made this 5 years ago back when i couldn't be arsed to check my sources.
(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I'm hungover and feeling particularly pedantic
sorry for being an arse.

for some reason best known to the Board of Studies, aussie kids don't learn the fleming hand shape

The idea is they point their fingers for the field, thumb for current and then take a guess as to whether the force comes out the back of their hand or the palm.

so fucking confusing. especially to teach :(

/hates tutoring job blog.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)
# *points finger*
stop being an arse/hungover

drink more for full recovery
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)
# gaaaaaaaah
hopefully my sore neck and upset stomach will disappear soon. I have to write more crap for my fesis.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)
# sore neck gah!
bad nights sleep or to much head banging?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)
# sitting at home crawling into a scotch bottle
in a bad position my chair.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)
#
I can remember about four things I learnt at school, and one of them is 'milk from cows' as in 'motion field current'

no fucking idea what it means though :)
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Milking cows with giant electromagnets?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)
# i was the milk monitor for a week in the infants
does that count
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)
# K?
apparatus: pan
method: spanging
result: spanged
conclusion: pun verily served
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Haha
(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Okay, now do a Richter scale
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# then a Beaufort scale!
oh this will be so much fun!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# .
deffinitaion of 10+ on the richter scale is 'Epic', makes me smile a little
(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I smirked at this.
You've earned a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Supergyrations, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I thought Kelvin was measured in degrees?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# kelvin is usually quoted with out degrees
so 0 Kelvin etc. sorry...

runs, but not very fast
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# :(
That'll be why I nearly failed A-level physics then.

Damn you Kelvin!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)
# kelvin was evil
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)
# But!
He had a beard, so I'll let him off.

Anders Celsius, on the other hand...
Either his portrait painter was having a bad day or he had a very, very odd face.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)
# ooooooooooooohhh
DUCKIE!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)
# he does look like the gayest scientist
EVER!

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
# haha!
genius! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Wow
If that was his 1:1 scale, he must have been very small
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)
# if you read up...
on some of the things he rubbished, rejected,and destroyed through bombast.... he could be a very small and petty man...
(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)
# or very far away
like those cows ...
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)
# ah ha
Good point.
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)
# First person who gets it wins. Whats this?:
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Minus 90 Kelvin.
edit - shit that's embarrassing.. I *know* 0 Kelvin is absolute zero.

/skulks away and surrenders his engineering diploma...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)
# nope
next

Bah nobody cares do they.

-270 degrees kelvin = Absoloute zero
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)
# 270 kelvin?
-270 kelvin doesn't exist...
-273 degrees C = 0 kelvin = absolute zero.
Sorry to rain on your parade D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)
# thats what i meant
im pissed and i didnt have my akira comic to hand to refer to.
Apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)
# No problem, just don't let your physics learner-person see
He'll eat you for breakfast with large-hadrons-on-toast
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Ive been distracted.
My friend is currently being pranked completely. Ste is playing pro evo against his girlfriend, however the joypad is not connected and he is actually playing the best player we know. Hes fallen for it entirely and he's getting really annoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)
# HAhahaa
Win :D
Or lose, whichever way you see it.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)
# negative kelvin?
You broke the universe man.

-273.15 deg. C = 0 K = absolute zero.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Actually
Lasers run at negative Kelvin, but it is a bit of a mathematical anomaly because the concept of temperature is all about the population of quantum states. Negative kelvin is more "hotter than infinity" than "colder than zero".
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 7:02, archived)
# All this science is hurting my brain
More Kelvin-based punnery(?)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Coke for the win:
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Bahahah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)
# If it's terrible science puns we are on then...
(Marwood, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)
# well
I laughed
(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)
# oooh oooh science pun tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)
# ooooffff
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)
# No one expects
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)
# hah
lulz
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Well, I certainly didn't expect them at this time.

They usually come around at about tea time.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)
# That might scare me if that was real-life.


:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)
# An arf.
Miss! Miss Anne Arfelle.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# This is sick.
BUM BUM BUM BUM BEBUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# You want someone to sick in your bum?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Hehe
Our one weapon is fear, fear and surprise

... I'll come in again
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Okay, stop. Stop. Stop there - stop there. Stop. Phew! Ah! ...
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# What's your scary salvia drugs story?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
# 3 peeps try it to look after each other
first hit everyone realizes that they feel really uncomfortable. So i take the phial home and take it to the next level....only to feel, well you can't explain it...like i knew everything and nothing at the same time, like i was mineral, then impending doom. thats is just my experience, others may enjoy it
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Curse those cruel spaniels
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dogs?
Arf!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Nice shoppage
(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Have a doodlethingboy.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# needs more tattoo's
excellent!

Bye for real now anyone.
tara
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Possibly.
But that's a lot of work.

Bye-bye. *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Computer screen-eyed freeeeak!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# he looks glum
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
# He needs an Irn Bru
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I might try getting some of that this week
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# i love this
lok the sketchy feel :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)
# this took far too long
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# haha
I always suspected the girly hair meant something
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I had a man-ladies picture I would have posted here
but I can't find it.


Woo, though. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Isn't that all of your pictures?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Oh...that is so so so so wrong....


..and yet so right
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)
# By the power of Skullfuck!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I will use that phrase on some people tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# nice
thighs
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# haha! class
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
real lols!!!!

this amazing!!!

*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Ace in a basket.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I met a woman from the internet once
this is her.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's fucking ace. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Where's my harpoon?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# It's up my shorts.

Want to try and get it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# MEMORYLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well drop this here; Boba Fatt:
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# WHERE ARE THE BOUNTY BARS?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# boba fat
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# FTW
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)
# is it in the thames?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)
# It's a bargain...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
brill

g'night b3ta
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# That is almost real.
I have clicked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# quality
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Beer = Hummus
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Those aren't real glasses, you BUTTHEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Make Like A Tree
and get outta here.

Edit: Im using paint. Im at a mates house. He Has Adobe Deficiency Syndrome.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# HELLOOOO anybody home?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
# MAD DOGG
I HATE THAT NAME
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Hehe
Have you seen his question song on youtube?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# NO
Linkie me....
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Here
youtube.com/watch?v=smVUYtkjD7o
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Most Obliged Good Sir
May I offer you a nosh from my friend neil?

I cant hear it over LTJ bukem.
Will watch it when im not in a hardhat zone.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# thank you kindly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# *thrust neils head in
mediocres lap*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)
# fab!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# groovy man
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I did a biglol.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# hahahahah
ace
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Don't eat the yellow snow
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# oh don't worry
it's lemon
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# My old mate's sister
thought that was true.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
#
...please say there's more to this story.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Hahahahahah
I really love your drawings. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# thanks very much
i like yours!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Why thank you, sire.
*curtsies*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# *bows*

*arrows*
YOU DIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Nuh-uhn!
*chases* *throws things at*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)
# *ducks*
*geese*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# *thing*
*thing that relates to other thing*






*tackles*
I WIN
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# *gives up*
*shifty eyes*

we're awful muddy.
i'm into this.

*tents*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# *doesn't know what tents means*
*except for the thing you pitch when you camp*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# *sneaks answes*
psssst, it means erection

*flaccidizes*

RIGHT NOW IM GOING, FOR GRADUALLY EATY/SLEEPY TIEM. BYE B3TA.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Oooooooh.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# *nukes*
NO I WIN
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# GEE BATMAN, LUCKY I HAD THAT ANTI NUCLEAR BOMB SUIT YOU GAVE ME.
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# *applies anti anti nuclear bomb suit spray*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# *envies*
*mocks own suit*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# hehehe
nice one.

*off to the pub*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# This does not bode well.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# This does not boke well.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# This does not bone well.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# this does not bowl well
awh :(
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# this does not bowel
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# this is not monty palazar
*spell check*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# you should try googlewhacking
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# ooo!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# NIPS
and the suggestion of quim
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# The Benefica goalkeeper
is called "Silva Quim".

What a great name.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# saliva quim
would be infinitely better :D
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I read that as 'salvia'.
Now that really would be confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# the aroma would be rather confusing
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# i think salvia should be avoided
especially when trying to pipe as much down your throat before you turn into a piece of plastic, if that makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# i'd never heard of it before know
google is educating me
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# fuckin scary mate
3 of us, all as we thought hardened trippers, but nah. never again.
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Hardly an original suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# unoriginal, but extremely popular
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# loook at mah belley
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# *stares*
what am I looking at?!!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# *acts coy*
erm my belly
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I like this because I'm hoping Mofaha will pea that one of Sheehan.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Y HELLO THAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# pasanonic?
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# yeah?
c'mon then you cheeky cunt
*puts up dukes*
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# dukes?
what what?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# dukes = fists
no idea why, but it's true

edit: www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/put-up-your-dukes.html
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# all right
*kicks in the nuts*

fighting fair is for people who think fighting is fair.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# it's a 'zoo' actually
*distracts with poor quality porn*
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# hello my darling
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# hello my lovely
hello my ragtime gal
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# wibble
simple but effective :)
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# how wude!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] yay
My 1st image on b3ta...


Please dont hurt me....

(Wandering Nomad still wandering on, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# this is going to hurt me than it will you...
*rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# hrut
blumin ninjas
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# britains got talent?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Not blurry enough
So this is a poster from Metro West Kids then, eh?
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# fat kids win at seesaw
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Welcome
But please have a read of the faq.

I'm frankly amazed that you haven't been flamed to buggery for posting up a stolen image of a poster that's barely modified.

Edit: *and* compo-ing it
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# bah
they're new
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# he has fuckin ruined my life
*flames*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Trust me, this is going to hurt you a lot more than it's going to hurt me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Quick and dirty.

There were no chubbies about.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# alright slut
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Hey good looking.
What you got cooking?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# DEAD BABIES
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Cajun style?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# ris?
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# ^these
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# dunno if you've ever heard/seen this
youtube.com/watch?v=wEVbu_dzqew

it's quite something! even got jimmy page and brian jones playing guitars on it.
atho that doesn't quite save it..
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# oh dear
warbly nonsense
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# beer has the ris
effect on me.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I am going to have to play the Vienna card on this one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Evening miss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# reace?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# DWAYNE DIBBLEY?
(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Stone cold sober
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I love it when a plan comes together
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# animate this
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# I will when i have the time
and the tools and implements needed to build a tank
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# i shall take you prisoner and put you in my special secure holding area to kill you at a more convenient time
that should see you right
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# I shall have another beer
then push this red button to see what it does
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Sonte
is related to Jonti.

Fact.

/Edit - Damn you ninjas.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# that elephants foot and leg combination makes it for me
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I'm feeling drunker just by looking at it
woo and
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# hahahaha
(big fat cocks, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Quality post.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# hahahahhahahahhahah
fucking ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Nice boots!
And pants too!!
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# hehehehe!
this is madness.

and, goodnight board
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# They're meant to be the alps
in case you were wondering
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)

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