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# No 4 in a series....


I'm really not sure what the series is but hey....
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# YOUR HOLLYWOOD CANNOT HARM ME!
MY WINGS ARE LIKE A SHIELD OF STEAL!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Arf!
He would have had no problem escaping the fire!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)
# TO THE BATALLAIC KARATE!!!!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# nice
on a slightly related note. batman directed by the coen brothers would be awesome.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
# "Bat Simple"
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)
# The Bat Lebowski
O Brother, Where Bat Thou?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# The bloodsucker proxy?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
It would probably be as dark as Tim Burtons!

What an idea!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# :D
hehehe
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Damn these digital remasters

(Horrible feeling that its...
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
If it has been, I've never seen it :D
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# yeah, fraind so
in fact, a while ago i was searching for the original, and i could only find a barcode version in high res :S
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# don't think I've seen it :)

woo!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I like :D
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)
# omg! this means john lennon is dead! omg! omg!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Not as dead inside as Paul.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)
# yeah lennon has still got some warmth left in him.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# 'nings

:)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# CAN'T
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
# FACKE'R
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# That's ace :D
It's like a fiery man in the middle of an ice...place.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Ver' nice
Woo!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Dan Arkanoid
:)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Arf!
I was watching Saturday Night Live hosted by Pete and Dud the other night. Him and John Belushi were on it along with Chevy Chase, Jane Curtin and The Muppets! It was aces!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# i just watched spies like us
fuckin brill! :D
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Oooooh.
Never heard of that. I must check it out.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I thought it was Tony Bliar.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I must admit,
it looked like Kenny from Frasier to me originally :)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I thought it was the guy who delivers my milk each morning
and I don't even have milk delivered!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# A premeditated act of violence:
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Oh I like this
*clicks*
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Hahaha
How wonderfully odd!

Why doesn't he just bash himself on the head with the hammer though?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# It's not spiky enough
... Of course
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Ah, silly me
Of course!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Carefully planned
and performed!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Haha :D
That's gruesome, but beautifully animated.
Nice one :D
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Very nicely done
Woo! :D
*click*
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)
# beautiful
i feel like this most of the time
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)
# hahahaha
that's rather fab
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
# This things give me serious fear!
Woo!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I love these, but this one gives me the fears...
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)
# cool
do more..
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Been driving me nuts for ages now.
What is this digital puppetry software you are using?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# 3ds Max
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Ah ok.
I just had it in my mind that it was some form of digital performance puppetry tool. I'm not sure why. I'm not familiar with such programs.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# No 3 in a series....
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah, he was always leaping out of filing cabinets wasn't he? ;)

(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Hmmmmm.
*worries*

Edit: ARf!

Edit Edit: I'll be very angry if you get popular paged for this ;)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# i have ideas all the time
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Lemmiwinks?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# hehe hu mak pooey pong!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Hahahahahah! :D
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Pfffffffft
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# MugaBEE. Mugabeen done?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Right Good :]
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
#
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(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Aye bindun but still amu-gabe-sing!
:D
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# ...bee's bring out the best in b3ta...
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Oh Bee-Have!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# will you spank me if i dont?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
#
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# MUGABEEEEEEEEEES
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Just a thought
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# A worthy thought
and loads of it is floating around in the sea, fucking up marine life :(
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# *sheds a tear for the fish and other misc. aquatic things*
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# *wipes tear and hugs*
and wildlife dependent on the sea such as birds :(
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# *tucks into fish supper*
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# guns don't kill people
people with guns kill people

tj: anyone know of a thumbsplus-style photo manager/slideshow app that is free and good?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# No, monkeys with guns do!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# This might help:
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# got that, it doesn't do what i want it to do in this respect
tis great software otherwise
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I use Picasa
Does what I want it to do.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I found Picasa surprisingly good.
I'd recommend it.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Mac compatible?
I've just noticed Irfanview isn't
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Sadly not, Windows and Linux only
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Not entirely sure why i'm asking actually
There seems to be myriad viewing features on this Death Star of a beast by my legs
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# you could try this
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# THANKS PAL
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# no worries
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Thanks NTSC
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# *gasp*
My thread has been jacked!

How naughty ;]
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# You should see what he'd doing to your pants drawer
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# he'd better not be I'm not done in there.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# i'm replacing them all with exact replicas made out of elastic bands and fishes!
tee hee!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# That'll improve the smell!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Make sure you use Sticklebacks for the gussets
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# *shudders*
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# and finest-quality jellyfish tentacles for sewing thread
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# I had jellyfish for lunch!
Suprisingly tasteless...
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Argh!
My personals!!!1
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# bindun?
Does it matter?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Good
point
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# er...
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#
[]
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#
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Lovely :)

I meant to say before, I haven't seen much of you in a while. Have you been hiding?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# My workplace has blocked B3ta
even at lunchtimes - something about it being distasteful or nonsense like that.

They also block most of the places that people host their images, so using the www3.barnsey.org mirror site doesn't show me much.

It felt too rude to post my own images without commenting on other people's, but since I couldn't see them I kept quiet instead.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Oh ok!
Fucking work! Cunt them in the fuck! ;D
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I shall bear that suggestion in mind.
Actually, they're really nice, and a bazillion times better to work for than my old company (the makers of a popular console-based driving game with Paradise City as the theme tune).
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Arf!
So superbly cryptic ;)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I know,
and this way it doesn't turn up on Google searches when I say that I have only met one person in my life that I feel genuinely has no redeeming character features, royally deserves to be punched in the face, and is generally a complete cnut, and he's the creative director of the studio that made that game. He's so much of a cnut that he wouldn't care that anyone feels like this, and would think that this just means that he's a challenging and edgy individual. What a twat.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Join the club :(
And it's not as if people in our predicament have time to run all the red ex's through www.myimager.com/open.php?f=0
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# The red-Xs don't even appear
I just see gaps on the page.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# It's a shame, but just one of those things
the onsite hosting is ultimately very convenient
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Yeah but at least you get to go and look at
fucnky animals instead :D
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# :)
So true, I worked out the other day I could be earning about £8-10 K more a year doing what i'm doing elsewhere, but don't feel any urge to do so

First job i've ever had I don't hate I actually really enjoy
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I so want a job at the Zoo.
Anything going in the offices?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Not a great deal at the moment:
zsl.org/info/jobs/

You can always volunteer for a while; depending what you want to do in life, if you approach it with enough enthusiasm you are more or less bound to be offered a full time job, given as I originally said, it's an organization staffed by people motivated by genuine love of wildlife and conservation, not a big salary :)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Aye, I may look into that :D
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# HE STOLE MY LINE!
Most woo I say.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Hhahahaha
A mighty good book in the making
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# If only I had the time...
Although I do plan to try and put a bit of effort into doing something decent with the little chap.

Anyway, I've got a novel that I'm only halfway through editing. I'd like to get that finished before working on a new book!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# The wild, gaslit adventures of Sir Guile D'Gerb are richly anticipated
of course including all his brushes with demons, frequent sexual conquests, and dropped monocles :)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Look our Sir D'Gerb!
Richard Gere is coming in his armoured death-car!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Okay, I removed all my clothes.
Now what?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# You must embrace cows and bisexuals.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# But cows are gonna kill me!
Bisexuals are gonna kill me!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# hahah he's fab :)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# arf!!
click
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Yessir!
Right away, sir!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# *does so*
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Bit RPS-ish, but hey, how many of you guys have had this medium for your art?


I designed this, my friend got it put on last Friday, this picture was taken the same day, and I'm really pleased with how it turned out, and really proud that someone thinks it's good enough to wear forever! :D
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I like how the ear is a paw print
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# And the other one is his initials, TJ,
and I got my signature snuck in too, but you wouldn't know it unless it was pointed out...
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# is it under the right eye?
Edit: oh wait or down the bottom right at the neck?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Your edit got it! ;)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# So your name isnt actually Will?
*cries at internet lies*
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# i can't see the sailboat :(
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# shirley
mallrats
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# thats it
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# love this movie
love all kevin smith movies.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# your friend is "thread jack"
aicmfp
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# frere jaques?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
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# arf!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I like that!
Very good!

Do you watch Miami Ink? I am so addicted to that programme right now!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# He's addicted to it too, I think it's half the reason he got this!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Perfect;y acceptable :)
Miam Ink FTW!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# that is,
rather fecking awesome to say the least.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I am SO chuffed with how it turned out, I'm even thinkin of getting a simpler personalised version of it tattooed on me!
Having watched Tony getting his tattooed I think I'll invest in some serious painkillers for my go tho! ;)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Tart!
;D
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# More wuss really....
;)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I can't really say much.
I've never had one done. It always amazes me though on the Miami Ink show how much better women are at dealing with the pain than men!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# The guy in the shop said young lasses were the worst, as they tend to fight it instead of just sitting still, and make his life difficult,
but they charge by the hour so I guess they win in the end.

Maybe older lasses have been thru childbirth so this would be nowt, eh?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Maybe.
Or maybe wimmins in Miami is hard :D
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Hehe, aye it does hurt :D
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# with a little back shave,
this will be awsome :D

edit: "oops, old habbits die hard! hehe"

(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Well they shaved that bit!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Back shave???
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
#
www.mangroomer.com/

No horsies or RickRolling involved
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Ha Ha ha!
Subtle ;)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Haha!
But it's already on there, see above ^
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# yeah.. but much more subtle :D
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# woo
I drew the sleave on my right arm too
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# That is truly ace :)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Glad you like it Dixon!
So do we! :D
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I'm hopefully having a bear design done soon
Partially designed by myself and mostly designed by a chap in Seattle.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# wow
lovely, is he into the bear scene?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# haha


and nice tat wil
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Have you seen the hair on that back!?
He IS a bear!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# yay
best of all the homosexual sub cults!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# has you're friend heard of nads?
nice tat though
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# pfft
you said "testicles"
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# lols rofl hahah arf
teeheeehheee
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Nicely!
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# Wicked
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I've had four or five people put pictures I've done on their bodies.
I knew of a couple who each had one of Mittens and the other had Snowdrop tattooed on their ankles (de-RIS for those without enormous memories www.matazone.co.uk/animpages/kitty1.html )

EDIT: How rude of me, I forgot to mention that's a very cool picture. It's lovely when someone thinks a pic is good enough to wear forever isn't it?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I miss Mittens + Snowdrop *sniffs brain*
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I did a new one earlier this year:
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# hahaha ace ^_^
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I love that one :)
"Swankier than a polished penguin!"
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# It's true.
Since I seem to be pimping my old animations today, I might as well link to the whole lot: www.matazone.co.uk/menus/mittensmenu.html
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# he he awesome
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Epic :D
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# This is about my fourth I think, but the other 3 were all on one guy,
oh no wait I did an armband for a mate in York too, so hey, we're even! ;)

This is the first I ever designed on Freehand tho, all my previous ones were hand drawn, but this way was way easier!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# is that a meduim?
it looks like a rather nice large
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Pfft!
You done changed the meaning of the word :D
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Nice one!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# raaar!
very nice
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# You forgot something...


That's better :)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)
# super stuff.
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# how rare
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I Have So Much Love For This
I Might Just Cum/Fart/Vomit
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# all at the same time I hope
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Now that was a great weekend!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I hope to achieve this goal some day.
Some day.

*sigh*
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Shouldn't be that difficult....
Eat some farting powder.
Have a wank, whilst drinking salt water.
I have thought too much into this haven't I.

I have to go now. The pubs in Prague are calling.
Edit.Oohh! We're gonna be neighbours for 3 days!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# You're in Prague???
edit: Neighbours yeh, just about in the same way that you are normally neighbours with Sweden :D
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Not yet.
But I will be tonight.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# done a couple of those things at once but never all three
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# well I know what one of them is
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Twisted and altogether evil
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# oh shit, i've glee'd myself :(


those things are amazing.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# ?
oh shit, i've gl pee'd myself :(
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# that was kind of the joke
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# oh. well I don't believe you did...
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# bandicoots are not evil, they are very very timid.
what is the thing on the right
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Tarsier
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# erk what odd little things
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# + natural spong
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Heh
A loris by the looks of things

Gosh completely wrong ^
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Are they like Aye Ayes?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Cousins:
ORDER PRIMATES
Suborder Strepsirrhini: non-tarsier prosimians
Infraorder Lemuriformes
Superfamily Cheirogaleoidea
Family Cheirogaleidae: dwarf lemurs and mouse-lemurs
Superfamily Lemuroidea
Family Lemuridae: lemurs
Family Lepilemuridae: sportive lemurs
Family Indriidae: woolly lemurs and allies
Infraorder Chiromyiformes
Family Daubentoniidae: Aye-aye
Infraorder Lorisiformes
Family Lorisidae: lorises, pottos and allies
Family Galagidae: galagos
Suborder Haplorrhini: tarsiers, monkeys and apes
Infraorder Tarsiiformes
Family Tarsiidae: tarsiers
Infraorder Simiiformes
Parvorder Platyrrhini: New World monkeys (4 families)
Parvorder Catarrhini: humans and other Old World primates (3 families)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# GET AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR LATIN!
;D

I like the term prosimian :) It sounds like they get paid for being monkeys :)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# The ability to copy and paste
is insignificant to the power of the force ;)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Very true :)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I knew some bandicoots in the Daintree that weren't timid at all
They'd come up and peer at you.
We trapped one in a plastic crate once. It just sat there till we took it off, and then continued to hunt about for scraps.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# They have their own sinister agenda
far above our mundane antics in the wider scheme of things
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# That's not nice!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Lolby surround!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# No reason.


Just rattling round my head.

Sorry.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Braw! rofl!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# FRENCH TANK THOUGHTS!
burn him as a traitor!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Braw!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Looks like
a classic case of Turrets syndrome to me. Or am I on the wrong track?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Haha
What a wistful expression too. His tanking days must have been tops :]
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Have something a bit gay:


CFB

It's for my niece (5). She wanted a picture for her wall. The background is their garage.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# you big gayer!
niece will probably be very pleased...
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# thats a bit dark for a five year old innit?
its lovely though.

edi: actually in the CFB i can see thats not a load of splattered blood but ivy on a wall. never mind
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# fun for all ze family
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# "Can I have a go?"
/Annoying seventies bint



(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# hahaha oh you bastard
edit: Couldn't locate it on youtube but found this instead:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HPI_HT6yjo
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I was looking too!!!


(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# this one?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Oooh no!
The English one.
You must remember it!!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# ?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# :D I remember that!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# this?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Ahh
Shit-rolled!

Actually I rather like it
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I was rather hoping it would be the aussieroll
it's a better clip than rick, and just as funny to make people click on. rickrolling's only good if you trick someone into watching the whole thing.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Aussie Roll?
Is that like a Chico Roll?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# i say it's a hamburger with beetroot and pineapple
but gronkpan reckons its a bacon and egg roll
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# what is wrong with you people?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# i've never seen that video before
thats ace. i love that song
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Heh
I have often pondered about the commercial viability of games like these that don't run on batteries and actually use plugs for an electricity supply, thereby offering the additional excitement of literally electrocuting anybody who fails with their metal tweezers

That would be FUN :)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# "Beware the spider"......
with a real spider!!!

This..is you were wondering:
www.vintage-toybox.co.uk/?p=product&key=0701253137
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Now thats a game
Black Widow yay
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# hahahahah the mind-picture this builds
I can't stop chuckling :D
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Yes, real lethal animals as well
Golden Poison Frogs FTW; Phyllobates terribilis most lethal of the tiny things that would be practical for such a game

The average dose carried will vary between locations, and consequent local diet, but the average wild P. terribilis is generally estimated to contain about one milligram of poison, enough to kill about 10,000 mice. This estimate will vary in turn, but most agree that this dose is enough to kill between 10 and 20 humans.[5] This is roughly 15,000 humans per gram.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Poison_Frog

PERFECT

Edit: Ah, yes, a new dimension in gaming excitement. A bit Arachnophobia by the looks of things
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I had it when I was young.
It was only a sponge spider, but was still scary!!

Right I'm off.
Laters.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# may I insert this artifact please...


And thus, to bed.

Ningightings
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# yes
yes you can
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# who is it?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I'm sorry, I've no idea
It started from some pic, and another pic, from the interweb...you know how it goes...apols.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I know her
she's from Canada
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# And her phone number?
pleads
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# PS
Tis is a work-in-progress; so comments appreciated
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Can anyone say...


...bevel & emboss?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Have you drunk baileys from a shoe?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Yes and mine had a corn plaster in it
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# i've just awoken
this this best piece of text that could have greeted my eyes :)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Could you love me? Could you marry me?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# this one is called
'Baileys as close as you can get without your eyes getting wet'
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# he he
thats the line I was trying to remember.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Do you love me?
Are you playin your love games wiv me?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# FUZZY LITTLE MAN-PEACH
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# "bevel & emboss"
yep
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# smart arse
there's always one, pfft
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# pound your banana
two pound your pear
fifteen shillings for your melons, oh yeah!

/The Hitcher song
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# have
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# haha MOAR BOOBIES!!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Quick scribble
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# this looks disturbingly like me when my hair was shorter

this was my first tablet drawing
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# i'm dying to know how you look like
link me please.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# promise you won't meme me
my hair is now past shoulders so the che likeness is lost. edit: bugger it, I have the photo off your profile saved...
this is me:
edit: desist meme
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# You're a long-haired hippy?
I always imagined you having short hair
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# nups sorry long haired hippy after years of a buzzcut.
ed: it's in a ponytail in that shot
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# and a tattoo under the eye saying "ALL COPPERS ARE BASTARDS"
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# roftel, maybe one day!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I thought you were young!
Like an Aussie Clan soul!!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# cutting.... :)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Over 6 thousand posts in 7 months!
What I am supposed to think?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Why haven't I seen him nekkid?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# i have over 10k in 8 months :(
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# we have a phrase for you people round here
FUCK YOU MAN AND YOUR FUCKING DOG!!

I suppose I can come over as immature yeah.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# No harm meant.
This is b3ta, we usually don't mean what we say.
Well I don't, it's just for comedy effect.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# haha none taken! that was sarcasm
except the last bit! :P (probably should have chucked a smilie in, ey?)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Hehe yeah
:P
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Wow!
Astoundingly similar. I didn't steal your pic, honest!
As for me, I look a bit like a giant prawn with tortoise legs, and the horns of an aardvark.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# ARF!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# lol
thx for the comments; but - do you think he's been done to death?

Is it worth a shot:
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I swear this has been done recently


but buggered if I can be arsed to find it

Also good morning everybody.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Frank Carson in the 3rd frame.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)
# *hastily looks FC up on the the internets*
aah I see!
Yes :) - quite a resemblance.
And infinitely more pleasant than Jesse Helms, in fact (racist bastard and author of this fine piece of legislation.)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# That is too much politics for a Sunday morning
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)
# :)
It's what gets me going. Like a cup of coffee. or a shot of whisky.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Each to their own :D
I just had chokolat and a cuppa tea
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Hmmm it may be coffee brewing times now
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# TOAPEA
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# His collars has died?





(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# haha.
nings.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# ning!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# ha!
those lapels were enemies of the revolution. they had it coming
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# My contribution for Sunday
`
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# blood platlets?
egg yokes?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# all of
the above

If you like
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Is that an advert for baby wipes?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# No,
it's a map of uranus
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# HIS ANUS!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Cracking tits, Gromit!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)
# gday dicko
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)
# g'day, ya bloody drongo
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)
# owzitgawnalightavenagoodun?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I just woke up with the song "Frankie" from Sister Sledge going round in my head
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Vc_aFtnqE

Things can only get better.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)
# wensleydale?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Guten Morgen Herr Dixon
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Guten Tag, mein Hairy
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)
# ^ ARSES!

(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)
# \p/
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)
# *fwaps*
Ooh, lisa, yeah etc
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)
# a little to the left

'ning!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Ning mediocre - ning board!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)
# 'nongs sir
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hey! a cow just went bong!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Fucking drug addict cows.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)
# RPS
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)
# O_O
That's most odd.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
# we were fixing an old switch
and that one was 10 feet from it, So I felt the need to take off my boots and photograph them there.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# A marvellous photo opportunity, well realised
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
# some crackpot appears to
have given you a job? I should have been asked for a reference!

(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)
# nice one

*closes up ps*
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# A Bloody good job too
I can afford a gold plated toilet seat*




*in 24 monthly installments
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# I once had to fit a
bathroom suite in a London doctor's house. All the fixtures and fittings were gold plated from Harrod's. Including a wash basin in the shape of a clam shell. I can not begin to describe how hideous and tacky it was.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# eeh gads
the balloon
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Is that where the b3ta servers are held?
O_o
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Anyone else singing Ren and Stimpy's
"Don't whizz on the electric fence" song?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Haha cool

(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# That's no Moon!
Oh hang on, yes it is!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)

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