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# not sure if any body shall be up for this
I have drawn a picature 800 x 400 pixels big this is the bottom 18 pixels:



any one fancy doing a continuation from this then posting their bottom 18 pixels for some one else to continue from.. do a load and see what we end up with? I used ms paint to draw this.. but yeah choose your medium :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Ooh I did something like that:
www.sambennallick.co.uk/longcats/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# wanna do it again :)
if so claim your position so we don't get a load of second frames.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Nah I would but I'm a bit busy getting ready for the beach tomorrow.
If it's a long-term thing badger me about it sometime and I'll have a go.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I've wanted to do just like a 4 picture one for a while
thought I might as well give it try here.. but meh. lol. as i can see it being a marvelous mess by the end of it lol.

but i shall bombard you with badgers any way. It sounds a hoot.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Well you can either gaz me or email me
(my email's on my website)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# *salutes*
shall do sir :) I might draw me a bit of cat and all :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# My . . . how your cat has grown !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I love that
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)
# I've been trying to think that this is a tuffage one . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Blatant pearoast
(Spunfunkster, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Later that evening . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# yay
I love this, i've seen it somewhere ages ago, should have guessed it came from b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Evil duck-with-flippers!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Looks like a mouldy phsyduck.
'ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# PSYDUCK
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# careduck
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Golduck.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# silverduck
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)
# OPTIMUS PRIME
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)
# YOU THINK YOUR SO BIG WITH YOUR TRANSFORMERS.
try and wake up a snorlax without a pokéflute.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# ^This.
It's bloody witchcraft to do it without!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# or a loud bang
probably from your tesco's value inner tubes.

on that bombshell, i'll leave you all for some sleepytiem, g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# 'Night!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# how come the bad cat on team rocket
can speak flyuently and at length when the resgof the pokemon can only repeat their names.. answer me that riddle master.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# He taught himself to speak to impress a female Meowth, who then ran off with a Persian.
He then turned to crime upon meeting Team Rocket shortly after.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# pics
or not true.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# There was an entire episode to explain how he can speak.
I've seen it a couple times, it's really old.
Edit: here, I found a page about it:
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Meowth_(Team_Rocket)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# GOLD RING GOLD RING
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# This would make for a nice ear ring !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# thats what i was drawing but I couldn't bring myself to harm the baby eggs
so I drew a sausage instead :)
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# haha
no baby eggs were harmed in the making of this picture
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# STOMP STOMP STOMP!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# PSYDUCK

Woo!
And thanks to Microwave for the original pokey pokey picture
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# POKEY POKING
SHIRLEY.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# In the original they weren't pokeying.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# im not sure about the two pokemon
second row down, three across.

:/ what are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# The one on top is nidoran,
and it would make sense for the one underneath to be sandshrew, because the order of those Pokémon are the first unevolved forms in chronocological order of the first 151 Pokémon ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# it looks like a faded raticate riding chameleon and snorlax's lovechild.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
#
I thought more like a Rattata and Eeevee
(2P4E nil admirari, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Had one waiting to post.
www.b3ta.com/board/8601955
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I saw, I liked, I replied :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# I picked up a plastic 394 and a 456. Bouysel(buizel) , Tritodon
To add to my crew. I'll use them in a photo thing soon, no doubt.

thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# CAUTION: Attempted Breeding !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# :DD
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# gah!!
I wanna click I like it again :( but i can't
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
# This wonderous creature . . .
might also come in helpful in putting out forrest fires . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
[challenge entry] DUCK V SAUSAGE!


Click for bigger (44KB)
remind me to install some software!
g'nite b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# SKUUUUUUUG!
Install some software!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# now?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Right this second
or there'll be trouble ahead
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# but i smell and i need a shower and 8 hours sleep
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Stinky Skug!
Fuck the software... can't have you smelling like rotting beef carcasses.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# acutually its lamb today...
but normally beef or bacons
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# beefs and bacons should come from the same animal
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# mmm pow!
or cig!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Pow...
otherwise you'd have to eat it outside.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# loffle
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# But what do you smell of?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Reply hazy, try again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# WHY DID YOU LINK THAT?
ALSO INSTALL THE FUCKING SOFTWARE ALREADY.

Night, babe.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# SkUG is all man no babe
*looks worringly at tttoastter*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# You're ruining the fantasty, pretty lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# i've shaved my head and my moobs are gone!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# That's it, sweet cheeks, I like it when you talk dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# *shakes your eyebrow*
edit : that was supposed to say shaves but shakes works too...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I've just been to my Sister's for a BBQ and she lives with a German lady
and we had 10 different kinds of sausages and some kid burnt my neck and I didn't like it and I like your drawing.

EDIT: Does anyone know anything about the state of MGO because I just got it and i'm downloading an update and it's taking fucking ages.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# daddy would you like some sausage?
daddy would you like some sausages?
disclaimer : you are not my daddy and the sausages on offer are infact virtual sausages and non redeemable in your local somerflilds (gateways)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I'd prefer chips
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I WANT MASH POTTOATOES!
EVERYWHERE I GOES LA LA LA LA LA
MASH POTATOTOES!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# You are Badger
aicmfp

I can't imagine that mashed potatoes is a good diet for any badger
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# ahh but my mash has garlic, black pepper, light mayo (cos i bought the wrong one at the supermarket) chives and salad cream in it
mmMmm! oh and sausages and bacon :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Doesn't that make it Colcannon(sp?)?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# oooooooooh good mash!
can i be a badger too?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# You're Bodger.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Aw crud...
no mash for me then...

bumbling sidekick it is
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# DUALING BADGERS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I'm no good at duelling...
Mashed potatoes, 12 paces, dawn?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# i'll have dawn you can have 12 paces
we'll share the mash :) sounds like a plan to me!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I hate that film so much.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# thats the best bit
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# it's the only bit isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# yes please
www.pown.it/850
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# ahh yes
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
That's me singing that for the next four million years
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# BYE BYE b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# What software?
And 'night.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Q&D CYA
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Alright all?

Also, ducks are sexual deviants
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# O_o
edit: nice quoage, i was O_o at the link
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# The sqirrel incident
is much more deviant, to my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
# they love to bury their nuts
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
# BEST SENTENCE EVER!
His findings have provoked a lot of interest - especially in Britain for some reason

hahahaha.

you so know in that 75 mins the dutch bloke had had a wank and all. i mean i would of.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
I saw the guy who documented it live as part of the Ignobel Prize awards tour last year.
improbable.com/improbable-research-shows/ig-uk-tour/
Here he is with the duck in question:

(The rapee not the rapist)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# do you think he kept the duck as a love momento?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Wank aid
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# ....thats the terminology i was thinking of!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Has he got his hand up its arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Dirty Drake!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# *winner*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# :D
Thought it mightabindun
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Don't think so.
Tis a goodun, reet, ta ta.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITqQw6MTdB0&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# You sir, are a God.
I shall make you something.

Fank Chew.

':D

Right, gotta go.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# arf!
ducks! you can't take 'em anywhere!

EDIT: and now i'm off to bed. g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# me too
night all
zzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# that's one abusive duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Aye...
But he does it all with a smile on his cheeky little face
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# She seems to be enjoying it! Dirty woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I would like to see where this is going
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# ha ha ha
great!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Unseen Snowman Footage.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I for one condone this behaviour on the part of the duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# So you enjoy upsetting David Bowie?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Man who fell to earth Bowie yes,
Labyrinth bowie, never!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# but not the snowman Bowie?
labyrinth bowie pwns.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# that reminds me of the babe
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# What babe?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# pig in the oven?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# the babe with the power
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# What power?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# the power to kill a yak
with MIND bullets
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Migratory Incendary Nebulizing Destructor bullets?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# anoycrmumns!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
# you wanna be careful with them...
one time, a guy dropped one and someone burned his neck.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
# the power of voodoo
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Who do?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# you do
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Do what?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# remind me of the babe
EVENTUAL WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Over an hour for a Labyrinth
chain? Shocking!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
# To abuse you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# i'd like to upset him
all over the bedroom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Smash!
I was getting worried about you :)

I take it everything went well then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# it all went fine :)
all except the twat in the next bed, who had the poor nurses run ragged.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Oh well.
At least you are all grand :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# yep
almost 3 stones lighter, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I've lost
a pebble :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# heheheh
g'night folks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# 'Night Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
# nite miss
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I'm glad to know everything's good :]
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# surely the duck did a good thing melting the pead-snowman?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Pead?
Post
Earnings
Announcement
Drift
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# garyglitter
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# hahah
i c.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Fryman Weston
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# He be gittin' cris-pay
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# CHIPPY CHIPS
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# DADDY CHIPS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Friendly friends!
Are you keeping up with your training?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# haha indeed I am
I did 2 press ups earlier, that's a new record!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Arf!
*steals joke*

The Simon Weston lean mean grilling machine! So good he put his face on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# he's on friends reignited too!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
And meltmyfacebook!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# facecook?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# OK you win.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I WON THE INTERNETS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Just watched The Wicker Man for the first time:
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I have never seen it.
So this means nothing to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# oh veinna
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Ah, well he's being stuffed into a giant wicker effigy and set on fire
ZOMG SPOILERS
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# he was ok right?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Arf!
See this for reference :)

www.b3ta.com/board/8568548

Which was pertaining to this :D

www.b3ta.com/board/8568524
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# me too!
still not seen that either... seen the lastest 2 but thats it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Yay for you :)
I saw about half an hour of one of the new ones with my nephew but just went and got drunk instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# The Wicker Man
used to do travel shows on the BBC.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# is that Mick Hucknall in the first frame lurking?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# fully worth it
just to see christopher lee twatting about in a dress and wig.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# that too
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# thats not the wicker man
the wicker man has nicholas cge in it... this must be some knock off version or maybe a remake or something
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# First Frame.
Central area behind the blonde.

'ARSE! FECK! GIRLS!'
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# ARGH BREADEDBEES!
*RUNS*
TJ : WEEBLE! www.pown.it/842
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# That bloody website
I want to click the link but I know I'm going to loose 3 hours of my life to it.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# woah
www.pown.it/1377

Ed: Anyone know what track this is?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# oh yea it was you who linked DAS EFX?
made me buy the album :D woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Really?
Ooh, I just torrented them, japes!

Mic Checka is a great track, and this is my favwite;

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH0huB2iNo4
:d
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# i'm gonna put the album on again
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I'm listening to alot of classical at the moment.
Shippity bop, well hot diggity, where's the iggity? The bum siggity
Niggas wanna know but check the flow my little trickity
I'm comin with the Books so kid, it looks like it's a winner
Ya better get'cha plate because I'm servin raps for dinner
See I freak it from the sewer plus I'm quick to do ya posse
I'm swoopin on the note just like I was a kamikaze
See they thought I lost my spot so they went and got real comfy
So now I gotta hit me hard and bogart like Humphrey..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Yey, breadfish!
Convinient snack food!
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Do you atcually just spend all your time
Powning it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# put it this way i've watched them all
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Arf!
And how many are there?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# about 1800 odd
1781 according to the page thingy
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Arf!
You need to get a life ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# in wales?
what is there to do? go up a hill come down the otherside...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# If you were Hugh Grant,
when you came down the other side it would be a mountain!

However, you would also be a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
where can i find out what altitude my house is at?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# ..your son was ufonapped...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Nice!
Justifies this thread really...
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# hahah I don't bereave it!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Big Clicks
me likes
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Filthy child
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# I know
and I'm proud of it.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# bill oddie nature pervert
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Bill Oddie?
Pervert? Nature, eh. Eh? Is he a goer? Oooooh, nature, nature, naturalusts!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# hahaha!
I saw what you did there!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# two turtle doves
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# You deleted the thread
instead of editing it.
Now I am sulking as I have wasted a lot of ink replying to your original post.
*flounce*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I didn't delete the thread, I deleted the 2nd post. ;P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# duck you, you ducking duck...
...go duck yourself..................DUCK OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# *ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# What four words did Bill Oddie write, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# The middle finger is the same thing in all languages
I think
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] ..."I didn't do anything!"...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Those giant man-duck-rabbits really are bastards.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# duck rabbit!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# "Dats da one, dats da one dat got me!"
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHA

this is a fine example of 'it's so silly, it's gooood'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# nice dabbit
tj: i'm back! holes and all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# YAY!
welcome back :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# thanks!
i'm still sore, but i'm glad to be home :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# claaaaaaaaan!
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Yay!
Have a bacon butty to celebr... oh sorry.
Hope you heal nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# thanks!
i've got 5 sets of staples in me, they come out on thursday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# That's a lot of staples for keyhole surgery
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# yeah
but it was a full rewiring job, so they had to make 5 holes. i'm still a bit dizzy and tired, but i should be fine in a few days. i'll just be glad to get these damn anti-thrombosis stockings off! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# BUNNY GONNA GETCHA!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# 'ning
(Gene_Helpmann, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# very
and woosome too.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# ooh, nice
further proof that the pope is a mental
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Arf!!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# This is just not true!
The pope is my friend on facebook so must be great!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# HEheh, also nice invisible cigar.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# haha, shades of teh SAVILLE!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Huuururururh, now then, now then..
I've got a let-ta, from a yung, Bishop...uhuhuh-uhrghgh
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# sounds like he's molesting a choirboy
as usual
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Yes, but he didn't inhale.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# he just needs a big cigar and groucho marx glasses & tache
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Quit stealing my yolks.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# The pope is the devil and the also smokes pot and he is also hitler and he fucks world leaders in the bum
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# ...those who sneeze.......bless you...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# surely

quick and dirty because i need to take the dog for a walk
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I can't help thinking
"Now then, Now then, the band was sha-waddy-waddy"
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Leamington Spaz


I spent a while colouring this in with pencils but my scanner really didn't like handling the colours no matter how politely i fiddled with it.
Turned out alright coloured the less fun way though.
Also i missed orange out of the rainbow on purpose. In case there are any spectrum pedants out there.
(2P4E nil admirari, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# is that free with a kids meal at a burger place
They gave you some good crayons
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# I haven't tried colouring in in a McDonalds for a while
but my experiences there in the past have usually involved the bitter disappointment of realising there are only 2 different colours of crayon that haven't been nicked, and one of those is half an inch long.
(2P4E nil admirari, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# You've been on the Dogpony again.
Also, this didn't come as good as I'd hoped, so I done leben it ear.

bigger by 17.2%
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# DLT likes that a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Dacon, Lettuce and Tomato.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Oh ta, it's all stock photos cut out and messed with.
I'll try a decent version some time.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# You are honoured that DLT likes it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# This is quite true.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# wack wack ooops
i remember his exodus rant. it must've been humiliating getting ousted by chris evans
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# anything to do with Chris Evans is humiliating
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# it's soothing
soooooooooooooooooooothing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Fancks
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# it's just about as soothing as having a naked woman reclining half-in-and-half-out of your eye can possibly be
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# While a b&w gentlemen observes whilst walking his pooch in yer iris.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# POWER!
I hereby name this day "Colouring Sunday".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# if anyone wants anything else that's easy to do
aniboom.com is pretty fun

www.aniboom.com/shapeshifter/258481/Beeflower/
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# SMACK THE PONY!
how cruel...
TJ :moobs or no moobs?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I don't see moobs
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Yay!
what about belly? (work in progress :D)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I see a little bit of a belly
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# *wobbles*
i had to cut my legs out of the picture as they are horribly thin due to stupid leg bending the wrong way and lack of use... but i'm back out on my bike when i can :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)
# No moobs.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Yay!
now to loose the double chin and the belly...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Ugh
I went to Smack last night and now I feel rough as fook...good night though!

I don't suppose you know Jamie Bryans do you?
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Full of teh hate tonite


(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Coz his dad did more for charity obviously!
EDIT: That fucking Bono! Never did anything for charity!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)
# i nearly
took that the wrong way. :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# that's what SHE said.
/bender
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# This is not Futurama!
Seriously I think if someone has done more for charities (I'm talking time not money) than Bono then they have a say. If not they should keep their winey, hypocritical cake holes shut!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)
# why are you telling me?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# It was a generalised comment in the relivant thread
Plus I know you stole his shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# but but
i gave them back
after i had licked them with my penis
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Bono's great
It's the Edge - he's a twat!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Aaaaw
Edge is a sweetie!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)
# He's an abusive duck in disguise..........
Look at the knitted hat.......Feathers McGraw!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)
# This has confused DLT???
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)
# that'll be
every member of the salvation army, st johns ambulance, coastguard volunteers........

i guess.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# And you?
No.
Case rested.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)
# if volunteering
with the disabled, elderly and other stuff dosen't count.

then yes.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# you really like Bono don't you
you're acting like i insulted your mum.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# I am not taking sides here but regarding your argument;
If you don't have to work for a living 5 days a week and spent hours communting on crowded pubic transport have somebody to wash your clothes clean your house wipe your arse and deal with the boring day to day stuff you have more time to spend doing charitable stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# yeah,
it's always good to have time to do these things, which also happens to get you free publicity.


call me a cynic if you like....
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I can't comment on Bono because I am biased
but it seems to me you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
# i hate the twat.
but everyones entitled to their opinion. Fan or hater.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# That's why I cannot comment
because I detest the arrogant twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I'm not a fan or a hater
I find their music generally dull since 1984 but am aware that he raises the profile of a lot of world issues, so he can't be all bad, no matter how much the last album sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I downloaded the deluxe edition of The Joshua Tree the other day.
It is still a wonder to behold. But since then they have been rather dire.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Hotel?
Why, what he do, what he do?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)
# :)
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1564818/Bono-under-fire-over-andpound100m-hotel-plan.html
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
# that is THE TRUTH
Also he couldn't see the pope with out his lucky hat, which was back in PoTaTo land, so he flew it out in an empty plane for £5k

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)
# ..yeah...hey Bono... about your guest on the 10th floor.........
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Bono has never given any money to charity?
While he's a smug looking arse with a very opinonated approach to life I don't think you can accuse him of never giving any money to charity.

But I could be wrong, I'm not his accountant so couldn't be certain.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)
# yeah,
in terms of his income its like me giving 50p a month....
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
# really? what are the figures?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
# as far as i am aware
he "endorses" charity so he gives some time. No actual money out of his own pocket.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)
# not true AT ALL
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Isn't time money?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# To generalize....
If MrHorrible's figures are correct and U2 made $255m last year - or in 2005 ;D ...

Split that 4 ways (each band member) = $63m
Divide by 12 (months in the year) = $5.3m
Divide by 20 (working days a month - he takes a few days off a month) = $265,625
Divide by 7 (hours of work a day - he doesn't work through lunch) = $37,946 per hour

So every hour he's standing at the front of a charity function he's giving them $37,946
And how much have you given this year?

:D (don;t bother arguing I'm joking with these numbers obviously)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I'd say that is quite impressive

also: last year wasn't 2005
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I wouldn't argue with that much to spend on sweets
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I think time is of much more value to him than money anyway

So he's not buying off his conscience by giving large sums of money. Good.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# lols
thats more than i make in a year in 2 hours.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# generous ain't he
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# He loses nothing by doing it, I'm guessing most of the money is royalties which roll in anyway.
Plus, as mentioned, he gets the significant publicity benefits from doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Well more than that obviously
I'm not tight you know!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# in 2005:
"U2 have taken the top spot in Billboard magazine's inaugural Money Makers chart in the US with income of $255,022,633.35.

Billboard reports that the chart compiles album and digital sales with box office receipts during 2005."

Charity donation figures to follow.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)
# cor, that's a lot of money
have you got other peoples? I assume the Rolling Stones are quite close behind
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# who's Kenny Chesney?!
I assume Country singer, I'd never heard of the bloke before. Crikey that's a lucrative market.
And looks like the Green Day marketing department have done a great job of selling the no sell out range at Claire's Accessories :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# make sure
you include the tax benefits they get from it..
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# the tax is one area that they are sods for sure, same as the Rolling Stones
but the list of cocks who make their money in one place then fuck off elsewhere to save on Taxes is as long as your arm.

But they do have to be neighbours with cnuts like Phil Collins and Lewis Hamilton, so its not all good :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# See my comment above.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)
# it's for the starving children, Peter
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
# FACT
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# nude murderers aint got style
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Yay! This must mean I am a real mental

I'm sure there's some b3ta badge to go into my profile for that

PS: nice pic! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)
# What about Hitler?
Hmm? Ahhhhh!

Though, Hitler never actually killed anyone himself. So I'll let you off.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)
# You mean they aren't even afraid to have their dangly bits exposed
with a whirring chainsaw in close proximity?
No wonder they are mental!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:57, archived)
# haha
just admit it,
you love drawing little not eracted penises!

edit: reminds me of that scene in american psycho
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:57, archived)
# he's not nude
he's wearing a chainsaw
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:59, archived)
# FACTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:59, archived)
# ...man's gotta eat...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)
# This is exactly why Changing Rooms got taken off air!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I think he should be circumcised
and erect.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)
# God yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Hahahahah yes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# sound advice *gets naked*
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)
# haha this is cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Howdy Mr McB!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)
# yo crazy cat :o
my msn is crazy so it logged me out
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Hahahahahaa
aaaaaahahahahahahahaha
/mental blog
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# ...i'm only on my 7th pint, and i've had enough...
...what a lightweight!

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Mmmm...
I have Dandelion and Burdock, though :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)
# *OOoh, I like this*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# you will be pebble dashing the bog tomorrow morning
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# or the "tarry rope"
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 21:00, archived)
# hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# ah, the happy death
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:59, archived)
# i wasn't going to post this cos it needs explaining
but what the hell, slow board.
so ralph fiennes is in a play at national theatre.
they chose a crappy poster image clearly reminiscent of the joker. i finished the job.

original of "rafe"
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# love your distressed header look :-)
kewwwwwwl...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)
# oedipus
is a woosome play.

as is the dark knight.

ergo your picture equals double wooage...

unless the two cancel each other out, in which case it's shit...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# they're not proper minims nowadays, you know
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)
# that's (cro)chet
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Whuut?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Far too clever and highbrow for the board Mr Spacefish
Got a lol from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:37, archived)
# you could cover that up with clothes that fit you
if you could afford them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
# that's just a flesh wound
don't worry



:P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
# *tsk*
don't pick at it!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)
# ...are you gonna finish that?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:51, archived)
# great job microwave
(2P4E nil admirari, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Woo!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)

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