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# saw this in waterstones the other day
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# All those U2 poofs bite batballs
edge is hogswill and U2 bites bigtime.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# have a wee ditty...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Dirty little devil!
Any more of the same ilk?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I might have another one in me, stick around
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# but he still tried to put it into her poo


hehe and woo! ;)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# eTalking

(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Soulwax?
:DD
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I'm not sure which
part I'm playing
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Soulwax are great :)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Soulwax rule.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# I prefer 2 many DJs
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# richard reid?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# NO, 'ANDLES FOR FORKS
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Well,it made me laugh anyway???
Could not really think of anything.Did my best!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] would
edit: REEEEEPOOOOOOOST THREEEEEAAAAAAAADDD

(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
#
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#
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# God, I would
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# That's ace
But I don't know why
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# PUPS ARE GO!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# aw
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Okey doke
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Well If You Insist:

WHORE!WHORE!WHORE!WHORE!WHORE!WHORE!WHORE!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# cor!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# hahaha, awesome!
/it's from the episode where Lois becomes an air stewardess isn't it?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# haha yup.. :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I probably shouldn't have answered to that so quickly
and left it a few hours, pretending I was racking my brain
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# sir, you hide your geekiness well
more often than not.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# hehehe, I try ;)
evening!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# no problem...geeks unite!! ;)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Hahha I love this.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAno.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Trencher...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)
# All of your drawings of people singing into microphones
Look like they're about to eat a penis
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Oh...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
#
b3ta.com board
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Yeah that
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# or...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# someone had to
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I read that as "Thatcher" first.
I thought, "Gosh, she's updated her image." May I compliment you on your latest style?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Hahahahahah
And yes, thank you. xD
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Nice!
Pretty well done, miss ^_^
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Thanks. :D
Did you see Shaant?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I did now! :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# xD
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Oi.
You seem to know Caewan in the real world. Is he about?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# He's in France until next week.
Then he's in Cornwall, and he's most likely staying with me for a day or two while he's down here.
:]
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Fair enough.
If you see him tell him I got his tee and it's sick.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Couple of paracetamol
Drop of honey and lemon (+ rum or spirit of choice).

Job done!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Will do!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Is shopping a cock on this too juvenile and obvious?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# it's never juvenile
but it is obvious
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Yes.
xD
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# kthx
Just checking :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# glory hole?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# haha
indeed
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Yes.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# hahaha
*hifives*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# *returns*
:D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Don't make me colour that in magenta.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Bindun.
xD
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# i like this one aswell.
KEEP GOING!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# So guessing you seen the other ones?
:D

THANK YOU.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I THINK YOU THINK I LEEER!
Hurrayhs.
ps: thanks loads. don't tell anyone I said that.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# :]
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# *offers to shake your hand*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# *hugs*
LOL
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# NO.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# *tacklehugs*
HAHAHAHAHAH I GOT YOU
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# NO!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# YES!
*hugs more*
HAHAHAH EMO GERMS
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# thought i recognised that expression...
woo!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Boy in Straw Hat - seen coming from workplace


oft
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)
# !
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# hahahahaha!
That's genius :)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# aww lookit that boy smile
does he like his rattle then?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)
# he has scary teeth
though
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
#
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#
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# haha
it's a de-mouthing gun!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# reminds me of Wanted

not the greatest film...but the bullet scene at the start is frickin' sweet
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# "Not the greatest film" is the understatment of the century.
Very nearly walked out of the cinema and I've never done that.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# The only movie bad enough for me to walk out of it was The Dark Knight
And I got to see it a day early
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# ?!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)
# is this one of those, I'm going to try and act cool by bad mouthing an awesome film comment
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Looks it.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# No I just didn't like it and was really looking forward to it,
and thus cannot stop telling everyone how much I disliked it as an attempt at therapy
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I guess it's back to George Clooney and his nipple suit for you then
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# BECAUSE OF HAT
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# It's all in the balance . . .
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# in the land of the hat..
the one legged man is king
(because of pistol).
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# woh
yay he saved him from the evil hat!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Hahahah fucking owned :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# look1

MANFISH.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Paolo DiCanio! Paolo DiCanio!
Paolo DiCanio! Paolo DiCanio!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# What did he use for bait . . . a slot machine ?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# werms
wurms
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] hat hat hat
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I want a hat like that.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# That's a hat fit for ladies' day at Epsom
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Arachnohat will devour you.
Available in shops now.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# thats awesome.
'ning
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# fangtastic hat!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Such a well fed uplifting hat . . .
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Hurray for colouring in hour!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Plum gorgeous . . .
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Her mouth scares me a bit
It's like a slice of apple
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Based upon an actual slice of Braeburn
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I like the trippy glow
it adds loads of depth, is she just passing through a large egg slicer?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Pinstripe.
Yay. :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I'M GONNA WIN THIS FUCKING COMPO OR ELSE I'M GOING TO POST MY IGNORE LIST. OKAY?


Click for bigger (146KB)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
# *click*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Post your ignore list anyway!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Only when I win the compo!
WHICH I WILL.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Nooo
You said that you'd post it if you didn't win.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# he ain't gunna win
i am, and i'm not even entering
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# You may still come up with some hummus by next Wednesday
I have hope that something will happen in my brain after a good weekend sleep.
After all I have tons of first rate hats in my cupboard ready for japes.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# shouldn't you be ignoring that?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I'm not a "that"
I'd like to know if anyone is ignoring me though.
I'd hate to think my ignores aren't reciprocated.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# OK !
To everything !
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Click
you win
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)
# LIME1?
YOU DIDN'T COMPO IT YOU TWAT.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I hope applecat cheers up
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# oh jeepers
ahahahaa
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] alien space hat
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)
# haha
PLEASANT
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# hehehehehe!
splendid
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# WHAT A SMILEY FACE :)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
# flip-top heads ftw
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Smooooooooooooth . . .
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)
# An unidentified flying hat!
Lovely stuff, mate :)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)
# hat-o-goodness!
woo :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] quick, dirty AND crap!

but very, Very just!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:47, archived)
# basildon seems to be coming up in the world.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)
# I think you'll find that that is Bristol
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)
# i only ever get to cribbs causeway or IKEA and that rare enough.
it's the odd occasion i get into the city, then thats normally for drinking.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)
# are you one of those bastards who jam up the M5 trying to get in to cribbs?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)
# no
i very rarely go there and i curse those people as the hinder my progress in getting down to devon.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Carpet Bombing
would certainly improve the house prices...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)
# 3/3
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# this picture should never be used..and is never funny :(
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# ^
please add napalm girl to that list also
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] this has surely been done


Click for bigger (38KB)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
# the ape dance
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# the grape dance
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)
# the pape dance
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:42, archived)
# the crepe dance
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:51, archived)
# ????
the pe dance?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
# WHat up b3ta
THis is my first compo entry ever, i loves this site.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Sorry, we don't allow Canadians here. So sorry.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)
# its not a Canadian
it hasn't said 'eh' at the end of each sentence
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)
# It implied it.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:57, archived)
# i think it is drunk
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Perhaps we can shave its eyebrows and defile it?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:59, archived)
# if we poke it enough, it might flounce
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I ain't pokin' it.
It's a thread deleter.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:00, archived)
# the cunt
he is a Canadian, the dull bastard
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)
# EAXACTLY
He has a government grant for enough threads to last him till the end of winter. HE CAN WASTE ALL THE GAR DAMN THREADS HE PLEASES WHILE HIGH ON CHEAP PERSCRIPTION MEDICATION NO LESS!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)
# the cunt
let burn it for being a TD witch
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Fucking tundra bunnies
come into MY HOUSE and tell me a slice of ham is bacon...

edit: apparently I don't actually know what Canadian bacon is
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:00, archived)
# THAT SHIT AIN'T NO BACON, HANKE.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)
# FUCKING TOO RIGHT, WOT
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)
# well
come to my house with your muffins!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# HAVE IT YOUR WAY
I AM HEADED OVER RIGHT NOW WITH A SHIT LOAD OF MUFFINS. BOIL UP SOME TEA.

WELCOME TO B3TA.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# thanks man
mia is fantastic!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)
# shut that shit
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# hello
and welcome
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Dothemonkeywithme!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# surely then
they'd be "Men Without Pants"
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)
# shoefingers
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)
# This was the only song on my MP3 player with lyrics for 3 weeks.
I sang it lots. Loud. And danced. People did not like it.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)
# none of this comes as a surprise
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Both of them ?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] ssssh...she's not noticed us yet...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)
# I think she has
and those teddy's eyes are giving me the fear. I thought it was an animation because the eyes are glowing red at me!
Woo
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:24, archived)
# wasn't sure if anyone would notice them :)

it's not an animation but there is some red in them
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Cold, dead eyes of a killer
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:28, archived)
# What's the pope got to do with it?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# meringue on her head
noice
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:25, archived)
# YOU ARE IN A ROOM
THERE IS SOMETHING ON THE TABLE
THERES AN EXIT IN FRONT OF YOU
SIDESTEP TO YOUR LEFT.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:26, archived)
# EXITS ARE NORTH, WEST AND DENNIS
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:27, archived)
# YE SPEND THE REST OF YOUR YEARS WONDER WHAT PARAPETS ARE
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Homestar runnerfags.
Psh.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)
# DISAGREE.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)
# > DENNIS
I don't understand.

    > HELP
You're doing fine.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:31, archived)
# SPELLCASTING

C-U-N-T-I-T-I-N-T-H-E-F-U-C-K
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Haha
My brother and his friends tried out to go on Knightmare, but they were all too fucking stupid.

My intelligent brother and his intelligent friends were a year or so too young though.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:29, archived)
# KILL GANDALF
GANDALF KILLS YOU
GANDALF HAS SEX WITH YOUR DEAD BODY
YOU ARE DEAD AND FULL OF CUM
PLAY AGAIN Y/N
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:30, archived)
# with one well-placed blow you cleave his skull
the crack is dead
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:35, archived)
# you never played the hobbit, did you?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# yes
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:29, archived)
# you've not changed then :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:30, archived)
# yaay!
nice droolage, I am a big fan of drool.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)
# lovely
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Dookiepig
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:21, archived)
# mmmm bacon
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:23, archived)
# HAM!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Poink !
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:30, archived)
# someone's trying to get me hooked on coffee

But can you dis-incentivise someone from doing something you don't want them to do?


(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:18, archived)
# yes
kick them in the groin
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Cream in their coffee !
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:15, archived)
# that looks to good to be from Ikea
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:18, archived)
# arf!
needs more ss
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:19, archived)
# In genious . . . box thinking !
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Hehehe

(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:27, archived)
# haha! nicely!~
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:29, archived)
# hehehe
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)

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