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# Destruction
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 7:38, archived)
# he still has all his ear...
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 7:47, archived)
# I'm looking forward to despair
she was always my favourite :)

fish hooks ftw.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 7:57, archived)
# Yes.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 8:06, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 9:09, archived)
# ace!
I suggest a Picasso for Delerium
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 10:06, archived)
# whoo whoo zizzzzzz!


(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrp!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)
# are you sure you want 5 seconds for each frame?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)
# D'OH!

(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:26, archived)
# does that means 'no, I didn't want five seconds for each frame'?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:29, archived)
# no, it means 'stop being so cocking stoopid, k3b/-\b
it means 'stop being so cocking stoopid k3b/-\\bas if I'd be idiotic enough to make every frame 5 seconds . . . '

(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:31, archived)
# hummms
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1218260018/mongmutant.gif
...
I did save it to see how long they were.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:34, archived)
# STOP HALLUCINATING YOU DRUG ADDICT!!

(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:36, archived)
# NO!!!
YOU BALDING 37 YEAR OLD LIVING NEAR NORTHAMPTON, ENGLAND!!!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 7:03, archived)
# Alec Baldwin?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 7:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 7:44, archived)
# Ahahahahahaa
:D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 8:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
Deranged letters!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 8:01, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 8:02, archived)
# :)
considering the ammount of typo's I make it's proberly a more fitting title as well :)

I wish I did have that mouth though.. could of easily got all those grapes in there :D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 8:07, archived)
# If only they sold drugs that did this..
rather than the gurning tablets the nefarious shady men usually sell...

you know you should look uber awesome in all the nights pictures.. but reality is a cruel mistress. :(

see here for example:



back when I had hair. *sniff*
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:27, archived)
# *saves*
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:35, archived)
# I'm going into your wank pile aren't I
your going to photoshop my mouth into a blarb, stick it to a flesh light and hammer down until it's chaiffed at the edges aren't you
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:37, archived)
# no, your not that lucky.
you're going to be singing...
ed:
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:38, archived)
# excellent
:D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:39, archived)
# you'll change your mind now...
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 7:01, archived)
# I was expecting a balrb
but it's lovely all the same :)

to the profile with it.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 7:15, archived)
# im too lazy to blarb.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 7:18, archived)
# not with the New JML blarb kit your not
It's easy 3 step application gets you quickly to all your hard to blarb areas.

*not sure if JML exsist over the tother side of there about 10 hours into the future...*
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 7:24, archived)
# Olivepusher!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:35, archived)
# grapes actually
when there were strawberries in there.. ooh golly they went mad for them.

good times.

:D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:38, archived)
# you are simon quinlag AICMFP
*drinks weak lemon drink now*
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 7:50, archived)
# a monster foetus? in the woods adjacent to a genetic engineering laboratory?
i bought a book today because those were the first words in the blurb on the back cover.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:33, archived)
# I commend the power of your purchasing
:)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:39, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:39, archived)
[challenge entry] still work i reckon?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:05, archived)
# bindun, sadly.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:07, archived)
# oh what a shame pipped at the post!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:09, archived)
# pipped?
whatever that is, i'm charging double for it.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:16, archived)
# oh, british/aus idiom.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:21, archived)
# i ain't no idiom! you taek that bak!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)
# I know, you're really a Canadian.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:29, archived)
# I wonder how the phrase started
I would like to think it had something to do with early misguided atempts at stoning some one to death with apple cores.

but then I think that about most things from the church to pornography.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:26, archived)
# I think tom jones has a lot to do with it.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:28, archived)
# he got his seedy mits everywhere
In retrospect we really shouldn't of given him that time machine.


also y mits
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:32, archived)
# Yes
Both times
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:07, archived)
# I do believe that glad wrap works.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:10, archived)
# still work i reckon?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:04, archived)
# its
a trap
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:09, archived)
# Destiny of the Endless

Nicked off Rembrandt. Previously: Death
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 5:51, archived)
# i like the finish on his laptop.
i also like many other things, this pic included.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 5:58, archived)
# Thanks
sadly you can't get wi-fi in his realm. :(
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:26, archived)
# interesting...
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:22, archived)
# sandman is on my list of things to finish reading
when II can afford to/be bothered to download
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:43, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 5:49, archived)
# yes i have.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 5:51, archived)
# Freak!
Nice shoppage though :)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 5:52, archived)
# yes, yes, I have . . .
yes I have . . .the slowly mouldering corpse of dr dyslexia . . .

(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 5:54, archived)
# i saw two mentally handicapped people today singing an eminem song.
does that count?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 5:57, archived)
# whereas it's usually
just one.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:09, archived)
# heh.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:14, archived)
# At this hour?
Business as usual, officer!!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:01, archived)
# i hope the large hadron collidor does that to everyones faces
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:01, archived)
# It's known
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:09, archived)
# Not until now.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:07, archived)
# what about now?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:15, archived)
# It still looks unusual.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:19, archived)
# you'll get used to it.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:20, archived)
# ALRIGHT, CUNTS. I'M OFF FOR ANOTHER WEEK FOR CRICKETINGS.

Try not to miss me too much
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:23, archived)
# have fun!
try to hit at least one person in the bollocks with a cricket ball, just for me, please!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:26, archived)
# I'm not sure if I'd like to be involved in that fantasy
getting hit in the spuds with a cricket ball hurts. even with a box.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:52, archived)
# heh
i'm just tired and in a slightly vindictive mood ;)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:59, archived)
# feel free to fantase about fondling them
i find it very relaxing
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 4:01, archived)
# so do i.
fondling them, that is. fantasising doesn't relax me, quite the reverse, in fact.

EDIT: that's it, i can't stay awake anymore. g'night all!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 4:07, archived)
# so i don't suppose you want me to fondle them and tell you what it's like
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 4:11, archived)
# Drives for a six!
Have a good one :)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:26, archived)
# sod off painpapple. it's a well known fact english can't play cricket
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:53, archived)
# Well duh, but on very fucking rare occasions we can do well.
Either that or the other team falls asleep.

Both are equally likely.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:57, archived)
# No, but we're right good at that Football lark!
...wait.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 4:28, archived)
# Fuck you brain twin I hate Cricket!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 4:19, archived)
# byebye.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 6:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Really not sure this is worthy of it's own thread, but: Recession?...


You know it's bad when Dracula's using his teabags twice.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Ughhh!
This is a bigger version of my comp entry



If you like it can you click here... b3ta.com/board/8631788

Shameless I know ;)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:15, archived)
# shameless self promotion?
Shocking behaviour :P

That said I think i've clickied it already. Edit: Twice.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
Thanks for the clicks ;)

Yep, shameless on this one.

I've returned the compliment though ;)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:19, archived)
# Oh, ta.
Kind of needs an 'I don't like this' though, I don't that's why I wanted to get it out of my head to punish others with :D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:31, archived)
# duly
clicked
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# eeeeeeewwwww
just eeeeeeewwwww.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:15, archived)
# Yeah...
That's pretty much how I feel. Though I didn't expect google images results for 'used tampon' to be so tame.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:20, archived)
# it's hard to post pictures
while you're throwing up.

glad i've already hurled once, there's nothing left to bring up :x
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:23, archived)
# Well, yeah...
But after all the hurling suddenly i'm kinda thirsty.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:26, archived)
# i know the feeling!
my stomach is still over-sensitive, i ate a tiny bit too much, hurl city. i'm dying for an o.j, but that'd make it worse!

*sigh*

looks like it's going to have to be water...
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:28, archived)
# I think
i'll stick the kettle on.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:29, archived)
# don't be silly!
it'll never fit.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Ah,
So you're the one's been looking through my window!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:33, archived)
# yes
and frankly, your nets are filthy!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:38, archived)
# Stop
jizzing on them then!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:40, archived)
# ladies don't jizz
we just dampen up a bit.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Oh!
Ladies don't have dangly bits then?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:44, archived)
# not if they exercise
or, failing that, wear a really good bra.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:45, archived)
# Oh no
I i'm not shopping knee length pendulous appendages.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:49, archived)
# pendulous?
still pert over here, thanks!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:53, archived)
# why would you hang ruhbarb on the line for christs sake!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:44, archived)
# looks delicious
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:49, archived)
# Kind
of like going to china town, you see all the ducks hanging up, maybe there's an opening in the market... Er, so to speak.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:52, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:52, archived)
# You know your picture's popular
When I view it of page 8 of the "populars", and by the time I've moved to 7 it's on there, and when I'm on 6 it's on there.

By 6 o'clock I'd be surprised if it hadn't been declared prime minister.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 5:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Bigger on the inside means more homeless have shelter...
Recession
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:00, archived)
# this is win.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:05, archived)
# i'd put him up for the night
fnar, fnar
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:16, archived)
# Chavs Ho Hum
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:39, archived)
# I don't know what's going on here, but I feel a chaingun would improve the situation
:D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)
# fackin ave some woo :/
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:42, archived)
# I am always annoyed that these scumbags get more sex than me.
Then again I just have to look at my cousin and his two kids, his part time job in McDonalds, his council bungalow and I don't feel so bad. He's younger than me too.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Bungalow!
Feck me, that's a bit upmarket for a chav innit?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)
# technically, because he's an aussie, he's a bogan, ay?
the houso (aussie for council bungalow/flats etc) are typically sortof largish blocks of land with lots of tiny 2 bedroom houses on them. I dunno he might be in a flat, I'm not sure. He's in Perth which is far away from me.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)
# be a scumbag for a while
it doesn't hurt anyone

plus you get too have sex ;)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# I have unkempt hair and beard
I dress out of a rag bucket and swear a lot. What more can I do?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)
# fuck?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)
# with?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# erm, chickens?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Kebab hasn't shagged that/him/her/it ... and isn't likely to
:)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# oh
the only alternative is to read a book about the history of concrete
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:58, archived)
# CONCRETE IS GOOD. IT'S POROUS.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)
# thank you all
very very much
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:06, archived)
# WE'RE ONLY PLAYING :(
It's not like you keep your ladies issues to yourself at all.

POOF.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:07, archived)
# im not a poof.
IM NOOOOOOOOT!!!!
*sobs*
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:13, archived)
# don't worry.
have you seen some of the skanky ho's these pikey shits sleep with? just beause every single one of your mates has banged a bird, it doesn't mean that you should, too. you're just waiting for a nice girl, someone worthy of you.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:19, archived)
# not many have
out of the 3 friends I have only one has.
So we eliminate the catholic and the muslim....
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:51, archived)
# pff!
i see it round here all the time. you just know these stupid slags are going to have about 6 kids with no dads in sight by their mid-20's.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:58, archived)
# hurn
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:08, archived)
# OK GOODNIGHT.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:11, archived)
# KILL ALL OF THEM
And say I authorised it
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 4:42, archived)
# This is your brain on b3ta
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# I fucking hope not
it's ginger.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# The tentacle and other derformaties I can deal with.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)
# He has an ape foot.
I would love to have ape feet.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Where?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Next to the tractor-leg.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
# brrrrrrummmm
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# UH-HUH!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Mimsy-mobile?
*jumps on*
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:34, archived)
# yes! let's all ride the mimsy!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:35, archived)
# DEEPFRY ME IN FANNYBATTER!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:36, archived)
# crikey! it's like fanny craddocks victorian kitchen!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:37, archived)
# cor i'd like to be deep fried in nigella's fanny batter
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:38, archived)
# if you wish hard, and dream strong enough!
you'll strain yourself and get an injury!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)
# she needs a gag though.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Surely she can't be as annoying as the american woman on Film4 currently.
She literally said 'like' as every other word.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:49, archived)
# said like, like every second like word? that like has to like be like really annoying.
Like seriously come on!!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Like, totally?
or like, like sometime?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)
# CARS LOVE IT WHEN THEY'RE CARS.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:36, archived)
# everything loves it when it's cars


Though I feel that some cars are just penis extensionments
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:37, archived)
# I'd like them on my legs.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Of all his troubles, his hair colour made him most isolated
'nings

and leaves for market
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:33, archived)
# alrite our brian
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Loltentacle
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)
# oh Craig
wot a silly name

what was his parents thinking hum?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Thats my name :(
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:26, archived)
# I'm Tom Sellick.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)
# i'm tom sellick
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:29, archived)
# I'm Tom Sellick.

(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:30, archived)
# i'm tom sellick
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
# I'm Tom Sellick and so is my wife,
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
# I'm Tom Sellick.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
#
I'm Tom Sellick
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:35, archived)
# I'm not Tom Sellick
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:35, archived)
# I'm Tom Sellick.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:36, archived)
# I'm Tom Sellick
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:37, archived)
# I'm Tom Sellick.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:39, archived)
# I am
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:36, archived)
# I am a yo yo and a county in northern scotland
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Stop being silly Ronald.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Barnaby Bear is from Chester. I am from Chester.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:29, archived)
# The circle is now complete.
You may dispose..of the..body.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Under the concrete Brookside stylee?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
# if you're from chester
i'm from great? sutton!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Ungrateful little prick!
ENJOY THE BURN OR BE BUGGERED!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:29, archived)
# FEEL THE BURN!
JUST ONE MORE SET AND THEN WE'LL HIT THE SHOWERS.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# no you are "executiverocker" Craig
Please try to stay in character :

i think i should be called Winthorpe III from now on

as it sounds posh :|
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:33, archived)
# zombezi?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# zombezi RAWKZ
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:34, archived)
# brian zombies?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:33, archived)
# OH HAI.
UR DOOG IS DIED :'(
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:36, archived)
# it's ok! he's still good!
good dog!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Woo.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# tank ball rubiks cube cock
triangle something upside down squares

yay
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# heeheehee
we're all doomed!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# "ahaa, that tramp has the plans, I will distract him with digestive biscuits and old buttons,
then I shall take the plans for my new improved SATS TEST PAPER!"

I like this shit. Yes I do.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:16, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Damn, i hate that dance.
Woo though
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 1:44, archived)
# needs more domo
nice toothpaste though
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I'm hungry
I want steak
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)
# i'm bedlam lets fight
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 1:51, archived)
# steakfight!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)
# best kind of fight
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# FUCK YOU, ADAM.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# FUCK YOU, ANTS.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 1:51, archived)
# FUCK YOU ADAM ANT DIED FOR YOUR SINS
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 1:51, archived)
# NO, HE LOST HIS MIND BECAUSE HE SUCKS.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# ok..... go back to your Purple Melon Disater Biscuits Picnic Fiasco or what ever its is the kids are listening to these days :)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Today was: Earthlings? and Voice of the Seven Woods.
:)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)
# do you pick your music based on how odd the bands names are?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Of course not, that's just a bonus.
Earthlings? used to be pretty well known. I mean, if you knew Kyuss, you knew Earthlings?.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Kyuss? your words confuse me
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)
# KYUSS!!
The band that spawned so many, including Queens of the Stone Age.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)
# that you say it like thats a good thing scares me
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Of course it's a good thing.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)
# QOTSA were bloody awful and everybody knows it
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)
# You like Adam Ant, you don't get to criticise.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)
# He died for our meats.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)
# prince charming :)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# RA RA RASPUTIN.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)
# I am the eye in the sky, looking at you, I can read your mind
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Like a wheel within a wheel.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)
# i stopped being dandy a long time ago
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)
# i seek evidence that you started being dandy
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:02, archived)
# I had someone call me dandy once.
In the context of dandy sarcastically meaning 'first rate'. I haven't been in the habit of wearing fancy clothes since I was little, and my mum forced me.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# COME ON YOU DRUNK CUNTS,
DOMO THIS BOARD BIG-TIME!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)
# DOMO!

goodnight b3ta
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 0:06, archived)
# nite
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 0:12, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)
# YES!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 0:10, archived)
# 3-D-ishly
tastic
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
# It would seem so.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 0:15, archived)
# aww
Domo
anata wa totemo kawaii desu
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I see the word cute,
as for the rest I haven't a clue.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Is it?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
# my 2nd Domo fp:




1st was the Animal drummer incarnation below
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Here's one I remembered I'd done ages ago
courtesy of warrens anus.
(god rest his soul and all who sailed in him.)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Yays!!!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:16, archived)
# I guess it's been done before...
But i still enjoyed doing it :)

(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 23:34, archived)
# haha i like it :)

have this.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I'll stick it here
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I'll put this here:
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Can you link me your business man.
PLEASE
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
# How does I links.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)
# :D
I was thinking about this today when I saw a bizzniz man. He had a pipe for a foot too.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Heyhey!
i got my shirt today :D
I like it although it would be better if it would let me use a transparent background :/
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Explain. Surely all online printers accept PSDs?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# It told me i had to upload a jpg.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Good shit.
I've worn mine loads. Got bare gash in it too. You should tell people that to market it.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)
# haha, awesome :D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 0:24, archived)
# UH OH BIG FLOPPY FOOT.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I tripped over it but he said,
"I CAN'T STOP, I'M DOING BUSINESS," which I thought was fair enough.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha.......Nice one. Great Photoshoppin' bud.
*click*
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Domobix? Weetakun?
I just had a load of fresh strawberries and Galaxy choccy. Nyom.


(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)
# similar idea
to this post/FP, but since it's from 2002 and the image is now broken I'm sure you'll be let off :)

www.b3ta.com/board/112311
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
# mmm tasty
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:54, archived)
# Inspired by The Hedgehog.

Right, I'm off for a beer.
:D
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)
# can it be milked?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Can I borrow your hat please?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)
# for milking!?
I still owe you many beers don't I?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Probably not,
but I am always up for beer.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)
# the little one isn't in the town for the next year
she has a placement, but I should be down that way some time soon for surfing
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Nice.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)
# hahaha
if domo fucked a tellytubby + 9 months
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# what do you mean 'if'?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)
# if:
a predication on a possibility of an outcome
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)
# He's a beauty
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# hahaha
yes :)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)
# wha?
ahahahahaa
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:37, archived)
# What about this one then?
Has anyone done Tebbit?

(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I bet his wife has
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
# *Explodes with delight*
Oh man, it's going to takes ages to pick up all the bits of me.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)
# WONNERFUL!!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)
# SMASHING :D
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)
# what is the snake for?
:)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Justice!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)
# the cold dead eyes of a killer!
:D
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Jim'll fuck it # 2
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:31, archived)
# *HAHhahahhaa*
Stevie Pissbomb, haahhhhhhhhhhahaaha
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:31, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)
# love stevie pissbomb xxxx
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)
# He really will put his rancid, pus-filled cock anywhere then?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)
# ooooooooh yeah
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)
# My, you have been a busy boy tonight.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)
# forget fuckin QI
this is the shit! fookin loverley
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)
# ha ha ha
I love these!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)
# needed more time to be perfeck


but it's furriday noight and I be knackered....
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# would.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)
# what, small plastic dolls?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:31, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I can dig that
:D
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)
# they have no noses.
not like that matters cos that would be cripple discrimination maybe. But they have no noses.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# good, they cannot smell me as i creep up on them.
my usual flaw.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I can't remember which comedian it was saying about the strange rise in Rohypnol use
Meaning Rohypnol must now cost more than three Bacardi Breezers
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Most likely Frankie Boyle,
followed by a joke about cannibalistic paedos probably.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)
# You are a good authority on the matter, I shall take your word for it :D
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Me?
I don't need a flashy sports car, designer clothes or 80-quid-a-bottle aftershaves to get a bird into bed.

A couple of roofies in her Bacardi Breezer does the trick every time...
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I did
Slutz
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Here's the thing
I thought Slut just meant someone who was slovenley around the house, not a sexual public leisure centre. Maybe the two have converged over the years...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)
# You are correct.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Didn't have all the hummus that I hoped that it would have ..
.. but at least I got the dust off the tablet. Cheers.

(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I don't get it.
But I really like your drawing. :D
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# haha
this is really good, and really well drawn, i likes it :)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# pffft
very nicely drawn :)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)
# this message shall act
as an appreciation echo chamber.

WOO


...WOO

...woo











woo
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Very true
And very nicely drawn!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:41, archived)
# mr pineapple.


how is everyone?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# He is definitely NOT that hot in real life.
No wai.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# You know I'm fucking sexy
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# No wai.
There's no wai. But just in case





*panderfawnlol*
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)
# o lol
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)
# But I'm the girl,
not him. I think.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:42, archived)
# *checks*
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I'm a fucking stunner
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Like a cattle prod
or methane?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)
# maybe he glows brightly on some intermittent basis
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I done him aswell before
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Everyone's done him.
The tart.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Says you, you filthy inter-slag
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# You're the inter-slag.
And a fruitslutdickwhorelolol.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Get fucked, KillerKlunge
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Fuck you, you...
er...I HAVE NO COMEBACK FOR THAT!! *melts*
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)
# There he is, bottom centre.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Haha, shit. Good times.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:31, archived)
# What a smashing fellow
I hope he doesn't lilt, I mean wilt, in the midday sun.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)

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