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[challenge entry] First image post, be kind
apologys all, how bout now.

(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Uh oh...
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

EDIT: Well done. Good n00b!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Hello new person.
We have guidelines for filesize around here. It'd be nice if you kept static images to 50kb, or animated ones to 250kb in size.

A read of the FAQ would probaby be a good idea.

After that Lemony has a few hints on how to reduce the filesize of an image.

Welcome though.

*Edit* Congrats on the editing - welcome: pull up a kitten, shop a chair etc.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Fuck that's big!


(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:47, archived)
# said the actress
to the bishop!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:49, archived)
# It's good
But it's a bit too large on the filesize - we like to keep our still images below 50kB or thereabouts and animated ones below 250kB or thereabouts, try reducing the quality of the jpg or the actual size of the image.
Read the FAQ for more information.
All good now :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:48, archived)
# welcome to b3ta you'll never leave


well done on optimising it..woo!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Opheleia

couldn't get the hair quite right*
inspired by previous compo entry www.b3ta.com/board/8673848
*or the rest of it ;)

Afternoon b3ta folks
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Haha nicely!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Cheers
and happy candle day :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Thanks ^.^
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# That's ace.
It's a shame about the insipiration.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I take it mr powervator isn't AZRainman then?
:(
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Doesn't look like it I'm afraid.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Oh well
On the plus side at least I got to see yer man's work...
bloody amazing :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Brillyfab,Mr Chunders.
Woo

Noon.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Hello sir
how's it diddling?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Not bad,
Got a zit on my eyebrow which is causing a swollen eye and throbbing headache!
How's you Sir?

Derby?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Not this weekend I'm afraid
will have to wait till october
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Haha!
there's nothing happening this weekend is there?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Haha
Ace!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Cheers
:)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
# brilliant!
although she seems rather nonplussed about her flower gathering!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
# she was probably hoping to find some shrooms
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:44, archived)
# ahhhh!
psilocybin: is there nothing it cant do?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:48, archived)
# 15 minutes
and no "feel yer" joke?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)
# You can try to force it.


(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:48, archived)
# a chap could strain himself
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Juvenile wit on b3ta?
you must be thinking of some place else
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:52, archived)
# sometimes this place is too high brow for it's own good
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Polzeath
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
# yay cornwall
*lives there*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
# boo Cornwall
yay Devon!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
# BAH.
I live in Cornwall, too.
We're ganging up on you, matey.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I don't live in Cornwall
and I like it more than Devon.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# *high five*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# We have better cider
And two coastlines :P
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Well we pronounce "Scone" correctly.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Is that "scoane"
or "sconn"?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Wait, how do you say it?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Scoane, usually.
What about you Cornish folk?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
# id like to argue about cornwall as well but im 3000+ miles away
"carn the pies!"
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
# piss off zank
you're a silly upside down cunt!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Usually Sconn, but I say Scoane.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
#
*Edit*

Wait, what? Cornwall has two cost lines.

North and South.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# But they're joined up into one big coast
Devon's the only county with two
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# The Isles of Scilly are tenuously Cornish.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
# That's true
and they are brilliant
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Yay & Boo to both!
/used to live in devon but visited cornwall lots
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# POLZEATH, HYRULE.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Woo!
Nice van :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Nice candle ;]
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I use it to burn trees and heat up my tea.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# You are fantastic
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# ^.^
Though I did steal the teacup...
I need to think of some hats for the new icons you kindly got for me :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# How about this one?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:44, archived)
# needs more injured container vessel and invading "but it's not stealing if it falls froma boat" theives
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Legally it isn't.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I don't know human
does it not depend on where it occurs?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Well in the UK (probably not counting Scotland) as long as the ship has hit
the rocks and is officially shipwrecked it is legal to nick stuff.
The Police can shut the beach, in which case you'd be trespassing (or ignoring the Police or something). That's about it.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# what about if "someone" owns the beach, and doesn't give a shit?
could they be ordered to close the beach? by teh police?

or would that take some kind of courty room type person?

edit: actually, there's probably stuff in civil contingences and rip for them to do wtf they want no doubt

still, gotta laugh, innit :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
# It'd at least take a warrent I presume
Also, do they then gain ownership to everything that fell on their beach?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I think there was a case of this fairly recently.
I think it turns out they can claim it all as long as they fill out a form declaring they've nicked it.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha
"All this stuff belongs to me now, because it fell out of a boat onto my beach and I said I WANT IT ALL"
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Hooray for Pirates!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Nice :)
I should be down by the sea today
stuck in smelly london instead
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)
# bring the sea to where you are!
throw water everywhere!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# They tend to come at your face.


Click for bigger (70KB)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I don't want that coming at my face!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Arm yourself!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Too late!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Oh noes!
Now you have teh hairy face babies!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
# pfffttt....
better than ON it i suppose!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Haha
I don't know whether to run or stroke it
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
# OM NOM NOM

In honour of the new Catface episode we just put out.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Awww!
How sweet!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# :D
ZUUUUUL
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Loveliness permeates all things.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Munch munch munch :]
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# woo
fucking awesome!! :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# awwwwwww....
*click* and just to be sure *click*
woo and fucking yay!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# :DD
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
# amnam nam
i go nam nam instead of nom nom :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
# "Caaaatface has the body of a pony..."
"and the horse of a shrimp"

"dna mixupface.."

yay!

:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
# silly catface! :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# This is wonderful
*clickies*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha! :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Happy b3taday.
There's been loads lately.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Thanks :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Happy Candle!
I was barely here for my last one :( And didnt get a single cake....
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# ^.^
Aww :(
I missed my 1st B3taday, and my 1000th, 2000th, 3000th, and 4000th post. I timed it so my 5000th would be today :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:00, archived)
# You were 89 out.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Dear god...

*clicks*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# formerly known as National Association for Mental Health...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
# well
I like it :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Tenuous for compo?
After the American war of independence, the robots got to design the flag.

(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)
# *click*
i like this! - the old cog spangled spanner banner!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Cheers!
Making it was much more fun than tidying the spare room.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
# All of the stuff I've done over the last few days has been avoiding finishing tidying my room. I imagine it's a fairly common thing.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
# what the hell are you two going to do
when you move out of home and have a WHOLE FUCKING HOUSE to clean?
I expect some big pics will be made!
:)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Ooh, fucking top stuff :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
# *Arts*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
# a bunch of spanners
seems appropriate somehow :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
# This is good :)
& what discomeats says
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Smug people have big flappy nosts
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:32, archived)
# elasticisation
from looking down it all the time i'd imagine!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Hen night limousine
Inspired by the war zone that is cardiff on a saturday night.

video linky:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIBdpOmHNgQ


Higher quality linky version
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Been a long time since my last submission
Chav food for babies!
What ever next. At least give our kids SOME kind of goal in life to achieve, to aspire to.
Naaah just start em off as they mean to go on I reckon

Photobucket

All I added was some HAT. this is a real product lmao
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)
# rofl
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
# lolz
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:22, archived)
# What the hell.
Have I been drinking?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Aaaah I get it.
The original was tiny... it didnt like being enlarged at all :( It just showed up in the side bar of a site i was visiting so I grabbed it.

Apologies for blurrifiction
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
# The danger of genetically modified plants
aka "so that's where all the bees have gone"

(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Haha, I like the plant/bee in the background too.
Woo
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:55, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:00, archived)
# ..............chomp!
woo yeah!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:55, archived)
# om nom nom nom
wooo!

it's good to see you're still going strong! how's the family?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
# how do!
my first picture mangling in an age, don't know where the time goes... family is good ta, the little 'un currently sleeping peacefully hence my skiving here momentarily :) hope all goes well with you?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)
# all's well in the castle
me'n the amy are about to head out to see a show. if she gets dressed any time soon
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:07, archived)
# jolly good :)
the festival is wooshing by without me this year, seen anything fun so far?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:13, archived)
# james sherwood was good
and glen wool, and simon munnery. we've been quite efficient at going out these past two weeks, in fact

and now we're off to see jake yapp's bum notes. he has a ukelele and everything. see you!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:17, archived)
# have fun!
:)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom
*clicks*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
# This was beautiful
then I saw the dude in the background and it became AWESOME. Yay for this
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Hahaha! :D
Nicely done too!
*click*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Haha, very good.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:24, archived)
# this is a thing of pure wonderfulness
i wouldn't want one of them in my garden :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
# This is awesome!


Woo!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Going to have a go anyway!!! Life after stardom!!!!!!!


Click for bigger (341KB)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I find your lack of faith, disturbing
yes!! it was on ac
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# !!!
I find your lack of faith more popular carbonated beverages, disturbing
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Pepsi, not Coke...
You are truly from the dark side
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# THEY TASTE THE SAME
D:
To me at least
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# You have no taste.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# That's not fair
I have a wide and varied taste for music!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# PEPSI IS SWEETER. I PREFER PEPSI. BECAUSE I AM SWEET.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Like a little fairy princess.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# SWEETUMS.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Then you shouldn't need any more sweetness
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I AM SWEET ENOUGH, BUT I WISH TO BE SWEETER.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# THEN YOU ARE NOT SWEET ENOUGH!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I AM SWEET ENOUGH, I AM GOING FOR THE WORLD RECORD OF SWEETNESS.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# SWEET SURFEIT ABSENTIA MORE SWEET IS REQUIRE
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR HANDBAG PENISAPPLE?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# SWEETCOLOUR.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# PURDY.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
# LIES!
pepsi is sickly-sweet and goes flat faster than a kid's party when beppo the paedo clown shows up.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I AM SWEET.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# so you say
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Practically noone can consistently tell which is which in blind tastings,
apparently.
Personally, I think they're both shit.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# ^this
Well, that's a lie actually, I just find it's shit to drink everyday.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# dr. pepper ftw
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Marzipancola.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Eurgh
After eating about 500 grams of marzipan once, the very concept of that makes me feel ill.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Dr. Pepper tastes like marzipan cola, it's true.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# no.
dr. pepper is the thing i miss most.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# i don't care.
i love dr. pepper and i like marzipan.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Me too, I love both. It's awesome, just try and think about it when you drink it next and it tastes even better.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
# :S
irn bru
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Shit yeah, brah
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# OH FUCK YES!
I live off the stuff
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I don't like to drink any fizzy drink regularly
Tea is always a winner in my books :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# good point.
i'm off to make a brew and enjoy some ritz crackers with beef paste and salad cream.
'bye!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Toodles!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# If they are in cans it's easy to tell, but the bottled type are incredibly similar.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I rarely drink either, but when I have the choice, I prefer Pepsi.
My mate always goes on about someone, perhaps Craig Charles, saying about how they put millions of dollars into advertising to try and beat the competition and make you believe they have the better product, but you go into a pub and ask for a coke and they say "Is Pepsi okay?" and you just go "Yeah, alright then."
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I think in this case,
most of peoples' preferences is defined by the advertising.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Pepsi advertise?

Oh yes, that advert with the strange spanish person talking about a planet all covered with breasts.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Breasts, you say?
I prefer Pepsi now.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# This one. The spanish bloke cannot say grass.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Don't forget the one where the floor breaks and rips apart the space time continuum.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Time continuum?
I do not remember that one, I remember the terrible floor breaking one though.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# try this sometime
1) go to the alley behind a restaurant
2) place open can of Pepsi and open can of Coke in hot sun
3) wait 1 hour
4) smell the Pepsi, the Coke, and the dumpster behind the restaurant
5) notice how the Pepsi smells the most like the dumpster
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# That is because the dumpster is made of hot pepsi.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# hot pispi?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I LOVE YOU, PEPSI.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# yay!
i got my copy of lego star wars yesterday *glees*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Nice.
I should warn you, if you play it with your girlfriend, try not to repeatedly blow them up.
They don't like it.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Fuck her, play to win, brah.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# The trouble is, we were on the same side.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I don't see your point.
Play.

To.

Win.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Is that a list of instructions?
In which case, what is "brah"?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# it's a kind of norwegian soup
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# *nom nom nom*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# It doesn't matter,
I normally fall asleep before I get that far into the list.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
Then sounds like you need to change the order of things.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# alas
she's not got a DS. i don't think it's really her thing

saying that, being ignored for hours while i stare at a small white box isn't much her thing either
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Ah right, I was assuming it was Wii.
The being ignored thing is something she'll have to get used to. It's a fun game.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Wooo!
Its a fucking good game
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Darth Vader Throbbing Helmet
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# They actually did this on Big Brothers Little Brother this year
Trufax
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# This cat has the fear
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:08, archived)
# i don't fucking blame it!
*shudders*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Hahaha this is great! :D
*clicks muchly*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Snarl you shit!
Woo!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
# GULP!

(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# awwwwwww....
im drawn between wanting to
a) pat them and
b) push thier little fuckin eyes back in for them

- awwwwwwwwww
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
# or
c) pull your trousers back up.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:55, archived)
# MEEEE-OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Hahaha oh god!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
:)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Thank you most kindly!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Someone
reads icanhascheezburger...=)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:29, archived)
# 'Tis an excellent source
of cat-based hummus
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Redsushi


Click for bigger (287KB)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Cor, these are a bit good!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# nice :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Nice style :]
I like it :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Thank you kindly :]
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:09, archived)
# snorty lolz!!!
any chance of a pic of mr whoop whoop?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# who's mr whoop whoop?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
# isn't that redsushi whoop whoop
or what ever his nick is?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# oh yes
I'd forgotten he'd added the whoop whoop.

I'm not sure if I'd be allowed to post the source, that's hiiiis prerogative.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:01, archived)
# fairynuff.
I was foolish enough to link a pic of myself on here once.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)
# as was I
and some grumpy trolls took to writing "GAY LOL" on my face repeatedly with comic sans.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!!!!!
Comic sans!!! oh the horror!!

I got my mustache modified to hitler style. I then got the rest of my beard turned up to the top of my head.

The best one was me getting wanked by a kangaroo.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:09, archived)
# yes
but did anyone try to 'shop it?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Photomanipulation is about the only way there can be a depiction of me in a sex act.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:16, archived)
# you're making me feel so sympathetic
that i'd almost sleep with you myself.

almost.

(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I have nice eyes.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# i have ritz crackers and beef paste
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Worst euphemisms ever.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I don't know,
beef paste works for me.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# How much do you pay him?
*ba-dum tish!*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Stop bringing your disgustingly innocent jokes into this!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# May I refer you to:
b3ta.com/board/8678296
In reference to "euphemisms"
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
#
mis jiz
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
#
eu poo
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
#
phe for
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# There are topical creams for that sort of thing.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# yes, i know.
i choose salad cream.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# i think i'll go to bed and feel miserable there.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# feel yourself instead.
it may not cheer you up, but it'll make being miserable much more fun ;)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# i'm loving these!
give the poor chap some savlon for his knuckles, he's gonna need it!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# damn it. I need savlon for the blisters and chaffing on my palms
and no one cares!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
# do you not use cream-filled gloves?
or you could always try using someone else's hand.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)
# well...I suppose using another person's hand is a distinct possiblity
I'll go and sharpen my axe.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
# that's the spirit!
choppy, choppy!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# it's just about the only way I see it as working
:S crap I'm becoming miserable again
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:09, archived)
# aaaaawwww, poor you!
i'm trying to cheer everybody up by posting a pic of my boobs, but every time i try, i get told the site has timed out or some such shit, so norkage will have to wait.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
# how big is the file?
and which site?
and why?
and are they nekkid?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# it's on my desktop
birthday pics from last year.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# That sounds like a poor excuse.
I'll try to depress everyone by posting a picture of my cock.

depress disgust defenestrate
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# it wouldn't depress me
i like a laugh as much as the next woman
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
# "In my experience there's no problem with men's penises being too small.
It's just women having massive fannies."
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# i did have a massive fanny
but i dumped him 4 years ago
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# i found a rate my cock thing a while back
I thought I was short! the longest there would have been 5-6 inches.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Perhaps they're the only ones insecure enough to ask the opinions of the internet
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# *shrug*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I think 5-6 inches is actually average length to my memory.
Anything over that length is just aesthetics anyway given the cervix is 6 inches down. Well unless you do anal...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# average length is about 6 +/- .5 inches with about a 5 in girth.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Is that one standard deviation?
That's surprisingly consistent.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I think so...I can't remember the source of that.
wikipedia suggests a 95% confidence interval of 10.7 cm, 19.1 cm. that shows a decent spread. But there are numerous surveys, each suggesting a different number.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Makes sense.
Someone should do a proper literature review and combine all the figures.
Must be tricky to get funding for though.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Depends on nationality, ethnicity, etc.
I would measure myself now, but that would require getting an erection. And it's too early/late to be going doing that.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Haha ace :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# nice indeed!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Awesomeness!
:D

Thank you :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] OH HAI THAR INTERNETS.
ARE YOU HAVING FUN YET? NO? HAVE SOME FUN.

CLICK FOR LESS SCANLINES, MORE FUN ~650k

Edit: I am off to work now :( I will reply when I get back.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I likes this, I does.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Ta.
Pls do not be crushing my groins pls.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# HOLY SHIT THAT FUCKING AWESOME :D
*megaclicks*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# OH OK YOU GET A REPLY NOW BECAUSE ITS YOUR B3TADAY.
HAPPY DAYDAY!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Yay! :D
*feels special*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# excellent :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# ...yay!
*click*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Danke.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# now this is good
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
# SMAAAAAAAAAAAASH!
ta
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Sigh
another FP.....:-)

*clicks*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Damnit.
Its cursed now :(

I might as well just write a swear on it. You ruined it that much.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# haha that's magnificent
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# :)
I am Mutated Monties padowan.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Hahaha fucking ace :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Cheers.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)
# hahaha
fucking brill!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I like the new icons :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Get in!
Yes!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Speaking of icons,
you should donate :P

Ta btw.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Yes oh yes oh yes
*clicks hard*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I think you made it go to the popular page with that.
Thanks :)))))
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# :(
That's far better than mine. You talented shit.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# C-
MUST TRY HARDER.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# oh my
that's most splendid
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Coming from you
that means a very much lot :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# WIN
WIN
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:57, archived)
# and you.
Donation makes good things happen.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Also:
I enjoy the double win factor.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Have a happy picture :)


Now edited for smaller filesize and betterness with new animation software :D

(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Oooh thats lully.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Awww!
I want to cuddle that fluffy round cat.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# have a happy b3taday :)
i hope that cat's not suffocating...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Thanks :D
Cats love tea, well, this'n' does!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# tea
good plan :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ^_^
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# cat is stuck in cup!
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Halp!
I has no legs!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# eek!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Aww thats nice
:)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# happy candleday
I hope that cat is suffocating...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
# don't be silly!
he's drowning!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Don't be silly!
The cup ios full of pillows so he's suffocating! :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:01, archived)
# pillow tea?
i prefer earl grey myself, but that's cats for you!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:01, archived)
# *slurrrp*
*cough*
*splutter*
*death*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)
# pillow tea is downy-soft death
earl grey tea is nyom.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
# lovely
I just went to the bathroom. Biiiiig basket with big warm blanket next to the sink. My cat fast asleep in the sink.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Hahaha
Cats are silly :]
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Arf.
My cat sleeps ins stupid places on the floor, where there aren't even any hot pipes underneath.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:01, archived)
# heheh
my cat has a fresh laundry sensor. she'll sleep on my laundry if i don't put it away immediately. she likes licking my quilt, too.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Mewllll :3
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Hooray! This is really nice
Also, happy B3taday
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Thank you :D
Doubley ^.^
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:09, archived)
# awwwwwwww!
lovely
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# yay!
lovely
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)
# yay it nice
yay
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
# hehe
swirly face robot

*grooms*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Nicely!
Have a *click*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
# GLITTERBOT 4000
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
# that is fanfantastic
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# hah! Nice :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
# You're just whoring that as much as possible arnt you!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
# .
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Arf!
Not quite a spoonerism, though. Otherwise the original would be called 'Hello Shitty'.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)
# you're right, of course
but it's been stuck in my head awaiting graphical exorcism all week!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Plus you never said it was a Spoonerism:P
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Cor look at you with your candle
Happy B3taday!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Yeah, my nick is on fire:)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I've been playing the game of
'hello shitty' all week.

New dog.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# what type of dog?
we acquired a new, er, animal* the other week...

*poodle-based mongrel, not really a dog.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# black
labrador. Proper gundog. It is temporary, I'm not having another dog. We put our rotty to sleep a few weeks back. I'm not having that again. I'm dog sitting, but the dog is new to me. And shits for England. Which is a lot different to England being shit.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I like labradors.
And yeah losing a dog is a fairly unpleasant experience :(
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I don't blame you
(not getting another dog).
I swore I'd never have another... until this stray dog kept following me with her pleading eyes so starved she was close to death.
What could I do?
Dog sitting is the way to go!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# You!
You in London today, and stuck for something to do?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
# ha, no mate.
I'm in Milton Keynes and drinking already.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# It's five past one in the afternoon!
I shall book my seat in the b3ta bunker for about fours time ;)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
# haha.
I love you. You have me pegged. But hark! What's this I hear? The beer fairies say better make that 3 hours because I'm just topping up after very nearly seeing off a full case of Stella last night. I vageuly remember shouting obsceneties at Scandanavians about 4 this morning.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha
shouting obscenities at Scandinavians is the way to go, I may stick around in case any Germans log on
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I'm preparing
my Schadenfreude as we speak.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# QotW bash today.
I have Wobbly Hat staying here for it.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Will you be attending?
I wonder if you will all stand around telling amazing stories that take forever to get through?
;
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# *Adds "bunker supplies" to shopping list*
I bags the comfy chair!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I've left a kitten on the leather chair by the fire
the leather chair within arm's reach of the poker and the wireless
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:43, archived)
# That's the dating game for ya:P
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Haha
Woo
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Pfft!
I think I might do an art when the football is finished.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Hah
*avoids*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Haha, fuck you, Miffy
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)
# .
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I don't know which of these I like better.
I'd buy either on a t-shirt. It's just a shame you can't sell designs of copyrighted characters.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# well if you find yourself in the presence of some transfer paper and a white t-shirt
there's a bigger version here
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
# and thank you for saying so, too :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Shit yeah!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
# 'Ave it!
Woo
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
I love this very much.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Arf
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
fab
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Oct 2, 1955: Attempts to shut down ENIAC encountered unexpected complications
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
# HAHAH!!! win!!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:44, archived)

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