*Edit* Congrats on the editing - welcome: pull up a kitten, shop a chair etc.
(Quijibo Esq. BSc.May contain traces of nuts,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:46,
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Fuck that's big!
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:47,
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said the actress
to the bishop!
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:49,
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It's good
But it's a bit too large on the filesize - we like to keep our still images below 50kB or thereabouts and animated ones below 250kB or thereabouts, try reducing the quality of the jpg or the actual size of the image. Read the FAQ for more information. All good now :)
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:48,
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welcome to b3ta you'll never leave
well done on optimising it..woo!
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:58,
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Opheleia
couldn't get the hair quite right* inspired by previous compo entry www.b3ta.com/board/8673848 *or the rest of it ;)
Afternoon b3ta folks
(chunderbunnylacking humus since,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:24,
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Haha nicely!
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:25,
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Cheers
and happy candle day :D
(chunderbunnylacking humus since,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:26,
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Thanks ^.^
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:26,
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That's ace.
It's a shame about the insipiration.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:26,
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I take it mr powervator isn't AZRainman then?
:(
(chunderbunnylacking humus since,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:28,
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Doesn't look like it I'm afraid.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:30,
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Oh well
On the plus side at least I got to see yer man's work... bloody amazing :)
(chunderbunnylacking humus since,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:33,
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Brillyfab,Mr Chunders.
Woo
Noon.
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:33,
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Hello sir
how's it diddling?
(chunderbunnylacking humus since,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:35,
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Not bad,
Got a zit on my eyebrow which is causing a swollen eye and throbbing headache! How's you Sir?
Derby?
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:41,
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Not this weekend I'm afraid
will have to wait till october
(chunderbunnylacking humus since,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:49,
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Haha!
there's nothing happening this weekend is there?
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:50,
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Haha
Ace!
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:34,
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Cheers
:)
(chunderbunnylacking humus since,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:37,
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brilliant!
although she seems rather nonplussed about her flower gathering!
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:36,
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she was probably hoping to find some shrooms
(chunderbunnylacking humus since,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:44,
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ahhhh!
psilocybin: is there nothing it cant do?
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:48,
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15 minutes
and no "feel yer" joke?
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:41,
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You can try to force it.
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:48,
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a chap could strain himself
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:02,
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Juvenile wit on b3ta?
you must be thinking of some place else
(chunderbunnylacking humus since,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:52,
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sometimes this place is too high brow for it's own good
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:02,
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Polzeath
(Cocodaye Miaserelikes chips and peas,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:07,
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yay cornwall
*lives there*
(gobbledegookblurs the line between lurking and stalking,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:07,
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boo Cornwall
yay Devon!
(Panjandrumbrought to you by tea and biccies,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:17,
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BAH.
I live in Cornwall, too. We're ganging up on you, matey.
needs more injured container vessel and invading "but it's not stealing if it falls froma boat" theives
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:19,
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Legally it isn't.
(Quijibo Esq. BSc.May contain traces of nuts,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:20,
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I don't know human
does it not depend on where it occurs?
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:25,
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Well in the UK (probably not counting Scotland) as long as the ship has hit
the rocks and is officially shipwrecked it is legal to nick stuff. The Police can shut the beach, in which case you'd be trespassing (or ignoring the Police or something). That's about it.
(Quijibo Esq. BSc.May contain traces of nuts,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:28,
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what about if "someone" owns the beach, and doesn't give a shit?
could they be ordered to close the beach? by teh police?
or would that take some kind of courty room type person?
edit: actually, there's probably stuff in civil contingences and rip for them to do wtf they want no doubt
still, gotta laugh, innit :D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:39,
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It'd at least take a warrent I presume
Also, do they then gain ownership to everything that fell on their beach?
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:41,
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I think there was a case of this fairly recently.
I think it turns out they can claim it all as long as they fill out a form declaring they've nicked it.
(Quijibo Esq. BSc.May contain traces of nuts,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:44,
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Hahaha
"All this stuff belongs to me now, because it fell out of a boat onto my beach and I said I WANT IT ALL"
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:46,
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Hooray for Pirates!
(Quijibo Esq. BSc.May contain traces of nuts,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:49,
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Nice :)
I should be down by the sea today stuck in smelly london instead
(chunderbunnylacking humus since,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:27,
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bring the sea to where you are!
throw water everywhere!
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:28,
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They tend to come at your face.
Click for bigger (70KB)
(EastAnglianswinecan see your willy,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:03,
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I don't want that coming at my face!
(Panjandrumbrought to you by tea and biccies,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:05,
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Arm yourself!
(EastAnglianswinecan see your willy,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:10,
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Too late!
(Panjandrumbrought to you by tea and biccies,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:16,
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Oh noes!
Now you have teh hairy face babies!
(EastAnglianswinecan see your willy,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:20,
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pfffttt....
better than ON it i suppose!
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:14,
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Haha
I don't know whether to run or stroke it
(chunderbunnylacking humus since,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:34,
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Chav food for babies! What ever next. At least give our kids SOME kind of goal in life to achieve, to aspire to. Naaah just start em off as they mean to go on I reckon
All I added was some HAT. this is a real product lmao
(Phoenixx1973Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:09,
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rofl
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:11,
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lolz
(SugarSpunSisterYeah, whatever,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:22,
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What the hell.
Have I been drinking?
(Kobahttp://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:22,
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Aaaah I get it.
The original was tiny... it didnt like being enlarged at all :( It just showed up in the side bar of a site i was visiting so I grabbed it.
Apologies for blurrifiction
(Phoenixx1973Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:47,
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The danger of genetically modified plants
aka "so that's where all the bees have gone"
(eclectechis older but no wiser,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:53,
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(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:00,
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..............chomp!
woo yeah!
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:55,
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om nom nom nom
wooo!
it's good to see you're still going strong! how's the family?
(spacefishbong!,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:56,
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how do!
my first picture mangling in an age, don't know where the time goes... family is good ta, the little 'un currently sleeping peacefully hence my skiving here momentarily :) hope all goes well with you?
(eclectechis older but no wiser,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:59,
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all's well in the castle
me'n the amy are about to head out to see a show. if she gets dressed any time soon
(spacefishbong!,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:07,
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jolly good :)
the festival is wooshing by without me this year, seen anything fun so far?
(eclectechis older but no wiser,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:13,
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james sherwood was good
and glen wool, and simon munnery. we've been quite efficient at going out these past two weeks, in fact
and now we're off to see jake yapp's bum notes. he has a ukelele and everything. see you!
(spacefishbong!,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:17,
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have fun!
:)
(eclectechis older but no wiser,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:21,
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nyom nyom nyom
*clicks*
(Panjandrumbrought to you by tea and biccies,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:58,
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This was beautiful
then I saw the dude in the background and it became AWESOME. Yay for this
(SugarSpunSisterYeah, whatever,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:59,
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Hahaha! :D
Nicely done too! *click*
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 15:00,
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(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:32,
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i don't care.
i love dr. pepper and i like marzipan.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:34,
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Me too, I love both. It's awesome, just try and think about it when you drink it next and it tastes even better.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:35,
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:S
irn bru
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:31,
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Shit yeah, brah
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:32,
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OH FUCK YES!
I live off the stuff
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:47,
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I don't like to drink any fizzy drink regularly
Tea is always a winner in my books :D
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:31,
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good point.
i'm off to make a brew and enjoy some ritz crackers with beef paste and salad cream. 'bye!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:33,
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Toodles!
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:33,
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If they are in cans it's easy to tell, but the bottled type are incredibly similar.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:28,
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I rarely drink either, but when I have the choice, I prefer Pepsi.
My mate always goes on about someone, perhaps Craig Charles, saying about how they put millions of dollars into advertising to try and beat the competition and make you believe they have the better product, but you go into a pub and ask for a coke and they say "Is Pepsi okay?" and you just go "Yeah, alright then."
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:28,
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I think in this case,
most of peoples' preferences is defined by the advertising.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:35,
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Haha
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:36,
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Don't forget the one where the floor breaks and rips apart the space time continuum.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:33,
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Time continuum?
I do not remember that one, I remember the terrible floor breaking one though.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:39,
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try this sometime
1) go to the alley behind a restaurant 2) place open can of Pepsi and open can of Coke in hot sun 3) wait 1 hour 4) smell the Pepsi, the Coke, and the dumpster behind the restaurant 5) notice how the Pepsi smells the most like the dumpster
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:28,
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That is because the dumpster is made of hot pepsi.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:29,
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hot pispi?
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:31,
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I LOVE YOU, PEPSI.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:33,
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yay!
i got my copy of lego star wars yesterday *glees*
(spacefishbong!,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:26,
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Nice.
I should warn you, if you play it with your girlfriend, try not to repeatedly blow them up. They don't like it.
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:26,
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There are topical creams for that sort of thing.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:26,
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yes, i know.
i choose salad cream.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:27,
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i think i'll go to bed and feel miserable there.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:28,
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feel yourself instead.
it may not cheer you up, but it'll make being miserable much more fun ;)
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:30,
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i'm loving these!
give the poor chap some savlon for his knuckles, he's gonna need it!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:57,
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damn it. I need savlon for the blisters and chaffing on my palms
and no one cares!
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:59,
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do you not use cream-filled gloves?
or you could always try using someone else's hand.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:03,
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well...I suppose using another person's hand is a distinct possiblity
I'll go and sharpen my axe.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:06,
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that's the spirit!
choppy, choppy!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:07,
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it's just about the only way I see it as working
:S crap I'm becoming miserable again
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:09,
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aaaaawwww, poor you!
i'm trying to cheer everybody up by posting a pic of my boobs, but every time i try, i get told the site has timed out or some such shit, so norkage will have to wait.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:15,
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how big is the file?
and which site? and why? and are they nekkid?
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:17,
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it's on my desktop
birthday pics from last year.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:19,
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That sounds like a poor excuse.
I'll try to depress everyone by posting a picture of my cock.
depressdisgust defenestrate
(JeruWar and Piss,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:17,
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it wouldn't depress me
i like a laugh as much as the next woman
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:20,
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"In my experience there's no problem with men's penises being too small.
It's just women having massive fannies."
(JeruWar and Piss,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:21,
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i did have a massive fanny
but i dumped him 4 years ago
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:25,
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i found a rate my cock thing a while back
I thought I was short! the longest there would have been 5-6 inches.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:21,
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Perhaps they're the only ones insecure enough to ask the opinions of the internet
wikipedia suggests a 95% confidence interval of 10.7 cm, 19.1 cm. that shows a decent spread. But there are numerous surveys, each suggesting a different number.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 14:37,
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Makes sense.
Someone should do a proper literature review and combine all the figures. Must be tricky to get funding for though.
but it's been stuck in my head awaiting graphical exorcism all week!
(spacefishbong!,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:54,
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Plus you never said it was a Spoonerism:P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:23,
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Cor look at you with your candle
Happy B3taday!
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:30,
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Yeah, my nick is on fire:)
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:34,
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I've been playing the game of
'hello shitty' all week.
New dog.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 12:58,
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what type of dog?
we acquired a new, er, animal* the other week...
*poodle-based mongrel, not really a dog.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:00,
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black
labrador. Proper gundog. It is temporary, I'm not having another dog. We put our rotty to sleep a few weeks back. I'm not having that again. I'm dog sitting, but the dog is new to me. And shits for England. Which is a lot different to England being shit.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:03,
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I like labradors.
And yeah losing a dog is a fairly unpleasant experience :(
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:05,
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I don't blame you
(not getting another dog). I swore I'd never have another... until this stray dog kept following me with her pleading eyes so starved she was close to death. What could I do? Dog sitting is the way to go!
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:34,
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You!
You in London today, and stuck for something to do?
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:02,
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ha, no mate.
I'm in Milton Keynes and drinking already.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:03,
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It's five past one in the afternoon!
I shall book my seat in the b3ta bunker for about fours time ;)
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:08,
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haha.
I love you. You have me pegged. But hark! What's this I hear? The beer fairies say better make that 3 hours because I'm just topping up after very nearly seeing off a full case of Stella last night. I vageuly remember shouting obsceneties at Scandanavians about 4 this morning.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:10,
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Hahaha
shouting obscenities at Scandinavians is the way to go, I may stick around in case any Germans log on
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:13,
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I'm preparing
my Schadenfreude as we speak.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:14,
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QotW bash today.
I have Wobbly Hat staying here for it.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:26,
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Will you be attending?
I wonder if you will all stand around telling amazing stories that take forever to get through? ;
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:36,
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*Adds "bunker supplies" to shopping list*
I bags the comfy chair!
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:32,
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I've left a kitten on the leather chair by the fire
the leather chair within arm's reach of the poker and the wireless
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:43,
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That's the dating game for ya:P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Aug 2008, 13:24,
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