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# Juicy
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)
# That would be a messy invasion.
 
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Just found out how to do this...
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)
# You missed some bits ;)
T'is good though!
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)
# I did!
I fixeded it cos I'm lurning.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Would you stab me in the face if I said there were still a few bits down at the bottom?
Ignore me, I'm a perfectionist :P
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I've noticed this..
every time I edit it the gif encoding creates more bits...
Can't seem to fathom it. :S
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# That's because there are tiny bits of almost-transparent parts you forgot to erase.
Each time you save it as a gif it becomes more opaque.
Stick a black background underneath in a new layer and you may be able to see them all.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Yeah I did that
and they still came back :?
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Have you turned the opacity down on the eraser?
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Nah
I think I've cracked it now.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Freehand selection ftw!
edit: Yeah, cracked it :D
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Cool :]
Well done.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Isnt that quite easy to do?
just saying =P
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)
# it's easy once you know how :P
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I wish I had a space ship
I'd go on adventures and stuff

ah, what crap

I'd be dead in 5 minutes
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Hello 'meats!
I'm going to bed now.
Goodbye 'meats!
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:08, archived)
# night night
watch out for killer owls

:D
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Seams fin....
Ah, just kidding. Better than I could do. Good start!
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Nothing wrong with a good seam :P
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Woo!
Very nice :]
It's better than I could do on a first try!
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)
# well done noob
you've gone and busted the 4th wall. my suspension of disbelief is left in tatters. :D

very woo sir :)
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:06, archived)
# I tried some other pics
but some subjects seem much better suited to the effect.
ta :)
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Hurrah! It is indeed great fun. Do from-one-to-another next.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Yoinks!
yeah I can see how it's done... now to think it through...
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Pea'd another below.
Sourcing is 90% with dual images. As with
single ones too, but more so... 110% even. [/:-)
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Argh!
The perspectives!
*brain melts*
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I'm assuming make a new layer out of foreground object
tilt the perspective of the back ground.. fill in gaps with clone tool.. give it a fancy white border.. or is there some fancy step I'm missing out :D
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Nope, cheat like a bitch.
Select source images that minimize the true angle
for one of the two items. Note the squirrel's tail
hides most of the reference plane. In this one...

Cat heads and table top look like different planes, but are not.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)
# thats fucking awesome!
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Very nice
I MUST get tattyshop soon.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Hmm...
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Yep. Make the corner in the back. Same image.
Then try one upish 'man from floor' etc and so on.
You've got the idea now. Play with it.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Borders look a bit rough at this sort of rez...
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:53, archived)
# It's a pain, yes. My cat and mouse above has the...
same issues. Odd thing is, I made the Giraffe before it
and it took a bit to see how I avoided it. Really have
no choice but to do it at twice posting size and resize
after. Then clean up with the pixel tool any odd bits.

(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:05, archived)
# TIME LOOP


I love the source pic.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)
# crikey
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Bowie wishes you all
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)
# How long are these taking you?
Just sorting out the lyrics must take forever!
Also, WOO :D

And additionally, not worth it's own thread:
MOCK THE WEAK, with DARA O'BRIE
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:44, archived)
# That's clearly
Brie or Camembert...
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:44, archived)
# BRIE
BRIE

BRIE
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Indeed
I've been cultivating that idea for a couple of days. Not sure if it was ripe enough though. I'm thinking brie inclusion overrides lack of hummous?
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)
# honestly, if you can't think of a joke
just say the same thing over and over again

then stop for a while

and repeat, at this point it's funny

I think that's how they make sketch shows these days or something
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I blame Little Britain
I used to like it when it was on the radio.
*street cred points*
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I've never watched it
only briefly passed it by

wasn't overawed with what little I saw of it

I guess if I watched it continually I'd think it was amazing or something
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)
# It's just the same characters, saying the same things
over
and over
and over
and over
and over
again
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:08, archived)
# the secret teat of comedy revealed for our interminable suckling
:D
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)
# SUCK MY CLAM, COMEDY
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)
# heh.. I see potential in this already
"Well doctor, what is it"
"It seems serious, and it is, but really the treatment is quite straightforward and.."
*CLAM MAN BURSTS IN*
"CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM "
*audience laughs*

and another..

"Mr Jones, I put it to you that you did indeed conspire to con Mrs Punnet out of the sum of three thousand pounds and that.."
*CLAM MAN BURSTS IN*
"CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM"
*audience laughs*

pah! this shit's easy!
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:22, archived)
# SHIT
I've been wasting my life. I could've been writing comedy gold.
All this time.
SHIT
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)
# hahah
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

:D
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:41, archived)
# It's not funny. Now I have to go and totally re-evaluate my life.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:50, archived)
# shit
this is shit man

he says "shit" :D
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Next time someone posts about their mother dying
I'll be straight in there with the repost.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)
# NOB CHEESE!!!
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:07, archived)
# very nice
i cant hold out any longer - whats the chance of a Zappa?
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:26, archived)
# consider him
on the list to do :)
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 8:22, archived)
# nice. i'm passing this along to a bowie fan i know.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:28, archived)
# Hope
he/she likes it :)
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# late night Beattie
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:11, archived)
# aaaawwww!
he has little t-rex arms!
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I should do more Gimposaurus soon.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)
# yes. yes you should.
and with that, i'm off. g'night all!
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
'Night!
xxx
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)
# LOU!
TOTORO!
TOTOROLOU!
WOO!

DRINK
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)
# A pokemon/Neighbours drinking game?
That would be most sober :(
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)
# That's just aceness!!



(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)
# uff dah!
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# GOODNIGHT BLOOP, GOODNIGHT b3ta!
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)
# any image of this chap makes me want to sit down and have a nice dindin type of thing going on
:D
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# BEEETTTTEEEEEEEE
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Yaaaaay!
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Red 1, tally ho
Alot of effort actually went into this.

(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)
# spiffing!
top hole, old bean!
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Excellent :D
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Yays!!



(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I love a good chase scene !
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Tally Ho!
Woo
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry] They were there to help out in San Francisco 1906
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)
# This is so win!


(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)
# very woo.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Intense !
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:57, archived)
# that's fab
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Awesome :D
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Soup herb!
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)
# steampunk ?


Note.. ironing woman is a cyborg.. or maybe not.


I do not have any better idea atm, so I don't have any chance to produce an image for the compo.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)
# +5 Moustache of Terror
This moustache allows the player to cast Divine Sexiness once per turn, and gives +5 on any saving throws vs Fire, Poison or Mirth attacks.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)
# But that's not a steam iron.


/must.stop.being.so.pedantic.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)
# that's why
that guy is so pissed off
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Evening all :D

Featuring Arkwright's skeleton drawing

Ed: What should I draw next?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)
# oh, my!
very jack skellington!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Marvellous as ever.

(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:44, archived)
# You're chatty tonight!


(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)
# hurrah!
happy b3taday.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Thankyou :D
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Enjoy your remaining 15 min of b3day.
Ace as always.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Wahey, spiffing as usual
Next, I think you should do an underwater scene. But with lightning?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Interesting... I'll give it a go
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)
# A wonderful rendition !
Once again . . . Happy b4taday !
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Thanks again :D
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Design a tattoo using BOTH the Cancer and the Leo star sign symbols..
Just an idea..

Nice pic BTW.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Are they Domos with swords?
If not, something with domo kun
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Unprotected Firm Organ
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Hahah, nothing's unexpected on here.
Other than horses :/
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!



(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Many spangs upon you
I love it.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I just oneupped myself
...in a post about conceiving. Is that legal?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Pffffffft :D
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)
# They might be a band or something. I don't know...
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)
# PUNK SPOCK FTW
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Da Mob
Featuring Uncle Louie . . .
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)
# YEAH!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Dragonforce..
Without their wigs?

Woo!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)
# This is ace :D
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)
# "Children of The Horse" reunion tour?
nicely.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Am I too late ???
.

.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)
# haha - Engrish Locks!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Yeah
the 70s is over.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:23, archived)
# arf
how fare thee, matey?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Isn't it ???
I must get this watch fixed !
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I forgot to wind my calender too . . .
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I wound my colander....
So it will all be ok .... Right ??
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)
# So solly . . .
;)
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)
# The Grandad Rap
A little bit of oldie lovin' for you b3tards.

www.box.net/shared/93vyvx008c

I'd appreciate it if someone hosted this so I could make it playable.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Welcome to B3ta.com/mp3s
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)
# rofl xD
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)
# B3ta.com/milk
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)
# mega, i hope
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)
# /floor.html
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:21, archived)
# /4chan/
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Wow
I have never actually been flamed as quickly or as effectively. Well done b3ta.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:21, archived)
# it's just the wrong board
try /links. anything even remotely out of the ordinary gets taken pretty harshly around here. try not to take it too hard; ask clansoul, he's a prime example of that lesson X-D
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:23, archived)
# who the fuck is clansoul?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I'M SPARTACUS.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:28, archived)
# my mom's spartacus
and so am i
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Yeah, but he's still vindictive and judgemental and thinks I don't like him because he tried to be nice.
Which is moronic in every sense.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Well obviously that's not it, I didn't say it was.
But what is it?

When I said that I meant that even though I tried to be nice, you ignored me.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Clansoul called you a cunt.
I saw him do it. He did it. I saw.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Well yes, but this is the internet and I call everyone a cunt.
What's the problem?
Cunt.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)
# cunts are useful
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)
# It's true.
Speaking of which, how're you doing?
;]
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:44, archived)
# not too bad!
i have tea and alien resurrection is on.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Wonderful!
I have a gobstopper, and am arguing with Grace.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)
# arguments can be great.
i've just realised, it's been about 6 years since i've been in the middle of a bloody good punch-up. they're great for releasing tension, even more so that a bit of a fumble.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Stop being nice.
I'm ignoring you for that.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I am speaking as a proxy for Clansoul.
He said you made him sad. He said he had to break up with his girlfriend because he was too sad that you ignored him. He said that.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Poor flower.
I'll have to unignore him for that then and just negate all my principles for him :(
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)
# We try our best.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:23, archived)
# It's these new government flaming targets.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)
# ignore the miserable cunts.
posting something you've made on here is fine.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Fail
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:22, archived)
# or rather
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Rinks*
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Oh those crazy asians, reusing their signs with different meanings.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)
# You're all probably watching Jimmy Carr, well here's Shitpeas
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I'm not.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I'm not.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)
# I'm not.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I'm not
and so's my wife
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:23, archived)
# I am
not.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:23, archived)
# I'm not.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I tend not to
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Infinite Squid vs Octopus from Beyond
FIGHT!


(I 'shopped other people's fractal artwork until they looked like squids)

1024x768:
Desktop size
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)
# That's very pretty!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)
# awesomeness
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)
# AWE.SUMS.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Oh this is nice :D
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Wonderfu!!


(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Octosquidalisious !
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)
# that is worthy of a
*woo*

from me. Very nicely done :)
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)
# infinite squid would win
he'd take a beating, but there'd be more of him left by the time octopus from beyond got too tired to keep fighting

edit: that is really fucking fab
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)
# This is fantastic, have you got a bigger version?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Fractalicious!
 
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:25, archived)
# *clicks*
This is awesome!!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Fucking well done!
*clicked*
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)
# That is brilliant
Great stuff :D
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:04, archived)
# sweet! do you have a version that's even bigger than the ones you gave to the people who asked for bigger versions?
i want the biggest one so they'll envy me and i can lord it over them that i am fortune's favourite.

excellent pic.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:48, archived)
# Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:01, archived)
# :-(
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:01, archived)
# D:< !
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:02, archived)
# noo


Original by Kris Fucking Kristofferson
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooooh
i like it!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Vertigo flashback !
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:05, archived)
# That's a fucking BIG tree!
Woo!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:05, archived)
# hahahaha ace
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Meyend boggling !
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)
# nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:43, archived)
# I am a Fireworks Fish ...
EDIT: Thank you for your help on layers. The fish has been defeated by some black backgrounds and the colour dodge filter!


... trying to learn Photoshop, and it is all most confusing with layers everywhere and I can't find the vector tools, and stuff and things.

Having googled I have found tutorials for PS users learning FW, but nothing t'other way round. Anyone know anything useful?



I did this in Photoshop. If you don't become my Fireworks to Photoshop finding B*t*h*s then the fish eats Blackpool.

Like Cloverfield with Tracksuits.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)
# A good tutorial is MY BUTT.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Is it Layered?
Cos I don't know what to do with all these layers ...
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# what's the problem with layers?
they're just... layers
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# but they are all new and strange
and stuff
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)
# just view them like transparencies on an OHP, or cells for animations
you can shift them about and do want you want with them

once you are used to the idea, they are spectacularly useful

www.bairarteditions.com/pages/tutorials/photoshop/layers.html
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:05, archived)
# fankoo
Blackpool may be saved.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)
# aha!
I can use adjustment layers with clipping masks so I can readjust properties of particular layers.

This is all going to make sense.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:23, archived)
# My butt is like MSPaint, sorry :)
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Generally only used by amateurs?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)
# MS Paint
is hardcore extreme pic editing.

Like skydiving with an umbrella.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:04, archived)
# what's up with them?
they only confuse me sometimes when they link (or don't link), or when stuff goes in new layers automatically, or when i cant quite figure out how to move all the layers around at once.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I am
not alone then!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:04, archived)
# it will make a new layer every time you paste something
just right click and merge down if you need it to be on the same one.

If you make a new layer above your fish, then right click and Create Clipping Mask, it will only show pixels where the fish is opaque, so you can draw shadows and stuff without worrying about going over the edges.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)
# magical yoyo broad untensil table tester?
TJ : 13gb.com/pictures/3011/ that is magnificent :D
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# That's a lifetime of nightmares
and a lot of expensive counselling sessions.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)
# haha, you said toot.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Túút.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)
# strategically placed in your username,
it could be "Túút túúts a túútser"

this is far funnier than should be allowed.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)
# can't help i'm afraid, as i've never used fireworks
also, i've never got on with the vector stuff in PS, so make them in freehand and import them
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Thank you
For a sensible post.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Would.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# have
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Fucking hell, now I just want firework pie again.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)
# GIMME A B*
GIMME A T*
GIMME A H*
GIMME AN S

WHADDYA GET
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)
# BTHS?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:02, archived)
# no, b*t*h
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:02, archived)
# *s
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Think of layers like piled up sheets of acetate.
You can 'work' on any of the layers, you can move them up and down the stack and you can 'merge' layers. The layers can also be 'grouped'. For example, you might want to keep all the components of a Logo together, while being able to work on the rest of the image. Simply group them. It's quite important to learn how to work in layers if you want to progress in PS.

Layers explained (not by me!)

Good luck =)
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Ah!
So if I think of Layers like FW objects, and the Layer Groups as like FW layers.

Can you adjust the properties of Layer Groups as a whole. I shall go and find out ...

I guess I can use Pages like FW frames for multiple versions of the same document?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)
# by jove, i think he's got it!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Kind of..
But PS layers are not linear. Forget the 'frames' aspect.. you are working on a single static image here. It's just a 'pile' of separate images creating the completed image. When you 'save for web', the layers are flattened into a single rasterized image.

Don't forget, if you DO 'save for web', to make sure you save a copy of the layered PS master image too, in case you want to go back and make changes later. You can also drag layers into other PS files.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)
# haha, cheers, I'd never tried dragging
I've done Duplicate Layer into a different destination file.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)
# also.. to create a new PS image from a single layer..
Select a layer.. click CTRL-A, CTRL-C, CTRL-N, (hit enter), CTRL-V to zoom the layer to a new image. (takes no time at all)
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:19, archived)
# oh hi fireworks fish
I would give you a link but I can't remember any.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I recommend
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# one for you kitty lovers
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I always knew it..
She's just too fucking nice..
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
# yeah
die kitty die.

I had a cat making a horrible noise outside my house earlier. Nearly ruined the best swearing scene in "In Bruges".
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# My parents garden is in the middle of a turf war between neighbours cats.
I often used to get woken up by cats screaming at each other.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I'm going to call
Michaela Strachan to come and sort the little feckers out
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# It'll stop them shitting in their vegetable patch too.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Our garden is like that, except it's just the next door neighbour's cat being a cunt and fighting our one.
I considered making my cat a suit of armour out of bits of plastic bottles.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# a suit of armour
out of bits of plastic bottles razor blades

I should add, I'm not an animal hater and I don't condone cruelty, but by god it was one annoying cat this evening.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Just give your cat some money to bride a neighbourhood dog to 'dispose' of the competition.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Or she could even bribe one possibly.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Don't be silly,
dogs don't understand money.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# ^^^^ this
is a plan of much excellence
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)
# simply crush some moth balls and sprinkle them where you do not want cats
cats be gone!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Coooorrr,
I would love to do loads of unmentionable things to Michaela Strachan.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Freaky kitty is shocked and possibly slightly elated
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Haha shitting crikey
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# these are good
more!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)
# ye god...
O_O
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Yay for Hypnopug!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# is it hypno time
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)
# i
love it
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Nothing like fresh squeezed kitteh juice
a crumpled, bloody woo/click for this.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Ah, Mr Bastard
How it pains me to woo this
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Michaela's got quite a grip!!!


*shudders*
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I would
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Ning - tosser.
^ this.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo..............
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Lenny !
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Michaela....
livinoffadafatofdaland
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Oh noes! Dead cat ahead:
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] "We shall double our efforts"
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)
# ah,
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Fucking hell, you're a better internet detective than me.
And that's saying something.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
# When I get in from work
I check cooliris for what I've missed.
I just noticed that one earlier.

Bloop's I had on things I liked.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Ah yes, I forgot about cooliris.
It doesn't show animations and the people I have on ignore still show up, so I've been a bit put off.

Also, I only have FF3 on my mac, I'm working with FF2 on here.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I only have FF2
it's a shame about the animations, but you can't have that many on ignore for it to be that distressing surely.
It was pissing me off when it wanted to take me to the main screen when I was trying to select the thread icon, though that appears to have been sorted oout.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# My ignore list is full.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)
# No it isn't.
PRNT SCRN OR GTFO.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# GOODNIGHT, YOU BUNCH OF CUNTS
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)
# stop it!
:,(
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# sorry
I'm just feeling mean.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Fiddlesticks!!!!

He's done the grainy thing too!!!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# if you flick between them rapidly it becomes 3d
:D
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# A bit of contrast reduction
on the background, and this will be perfect.

Until then, I hold my *click* finger at the ready ;)
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
# THINK OF ALL THE INNOCENT CONTRACTORS THAT DIED.
God damn, I want to watch Clerks again now.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
# contractors' politics play
a large part in determining which jobs they take.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I have for a lack of a better word tittered at this marvellous idea.
I will now click.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# hehe bindun
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# So I gather.


(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Steady On !
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] From the earth they rose, like clockwork...

The awesome original.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)
# wow
very nicely done indeed

*clicketh* with much clickiness
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)
# It's not the original.
Woo :D
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I'm well aware
I like both versions I've seen, I meant the awesome original source pic! Ta for the woo.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)
# My favourite is Jeff Wayne's musical version.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# (W)OOOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)
# this
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# UUUULLAAAA.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Ace work like
Though a distinct lack of Jeff Wayne has me slightly disappointed. But I'd expect that Bandwagon to be dead and gone by this moment in time, what.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)
# God damn, I don't have the Jeff Wayne version on this PC :(
I saw the live show a few months ago, it was fucking fantastic.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Damn, every one has.
I have to do with the filmed one on that clogged brothel that is Sky Movies.

Hope you enjoyed it and it was fantastically brilliant.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# It really was.
If they tour again, I HIGHLY reccommend it.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Don't know if you'll read this
but they are next year. Keep your eyes and ears open for dates!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I READ IT. I AM HAPPY.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)
# excellent
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Nice!
Steam punk Martians!
They've been underground for so long to dig up coal, I bet. Spielberg's War of the World is starting to make sense now.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# TICK TOCK !
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)

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