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# Aherm...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# *pats on back*
*gives cough syrup*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)
# why does
fancying Jamie Lee Curtis feel so wrong?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Because she's a man.
And gayism = wrong. Fact*



*Fact sponsored by the Catholic church.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Shes kind of a man but not
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# On Snopes...
"Jamie Lee Curtis is a hermaphrodite"

Status: Unconfirmed

www.snopes.com/movies/actors/jamie.asp
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Whatever, facist.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Because she's your mum
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# 'Cos you normally fancy men?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)
# it's not fancying her that's wrong
it's what you want to do to her headless corpse that's wrong
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# feels fine to me
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
# You know Samuel L. Jackson asked for a magenta lightsaber as a joke
and Lucas gave him one?

Mace Windu. A true sci-fi B3tan.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)
# ..
as a joke and a double entendre
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Best joke ever.
After "Do they call me Steve the builder?"
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)
# The story I heard was that Samuel L Jackson really wanted a purple lightsaber
so Lucas gave him one.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# sorry
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# arf
nicely
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# he was borderline Vader anyway:P
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
# THAT'S NO FISH CALLED WINDU!
etc
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Ooh I say...
Don't be, nicely done!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)
# sorry...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# ahahaha!!!
:D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# would
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)
# No idea what this is about...
but I'm joining in regardless.


(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# pffft
*whistles for a cab*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Try as he might, he just couldn't warm to his new sidekick...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Yeah, Chaplin's hardly Mace Windu
poor Yoda :(
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# FACT
The original kid is the original Uncle Fester in the original Addams Family series.....
EDIT: But as a youngster obviously....
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# That Adolf Hitler looks a bit glum :(
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I came in her hair.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# You didn't send me a postcard.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# you don't have an address
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)
# *ding!*
Racist.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)
# shut it whitebread
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Mmmm ... white bread ...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Ttssattsr @ 60049 Internet Address
Internet
Internet land
60049 IN TER NET
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I did!
Tits atter, somewhere in Europe.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)
# You think I live in Europe? Hahaha!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)
# you're not even real
you're just a Spambot with artificial intelligence
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Ban spambots!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# I did!
last Wednesday
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# HA HA HA
... I was thinking of something about two bees leaving... then I went back to working

:)

this is better
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)
# draw me something
NOW!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I WANT TO BE LEAVES
*refuses to draw*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaha
Postcard?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
# hehe - yup
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I refuse to belive in belize
However in other (true) news...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Because you don't deserve to.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# out of everyone on b3ta, you deserve to see them the most


(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# yaay
I am genuinely grounded in reality, with a job that involves science. But there has been an honest to god spate of people seeing things round the village where I live and each flipping time; I completely miss out on all the flashy whoosy UFO fun.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# You need to take more drugs.
All the cool kids do.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# you need MAGIC-O-VISION-SPECTACLES!
or something

the odds are all the ufo's are made in amerika anyway so why care

:D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Oh lord! You're invisible?
yayayayaya
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Turn round you crazy foo!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# and did you have a nice time, then?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# no - it was full of aliens
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# bin dun and I point everyone towards the news of paul newmans death
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# The colour of monet
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I made this joke before it was cool
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Lloyd Vader
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Oh yes.
just a *click*ster for this pic.

:D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Cheers...
...me dears :-)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
EDIT: You made me do this (not worth a new thread)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# The clock scene was an homage to that movie anyway
As seen in the opening bit with all the clocks.
God I love BTTF :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# So he's frum Niyew Yoik now, is he?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Costume department feeling the credit crunch...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Hahahahahaaha
Click!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)
# heheheheheh! that's brilliant!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Hello, ma baby, Hello, ma honey . . .
ma baby Hello ma honey . . .


(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Is he "Lion" dancing?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# No, he's on a ghey pride march
he's on a ghey pride march

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)
# it's the mane event!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# it looks like he's "feline" up for it
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I hope its a roaring successs for him.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# ..as long as he ignores the critics
they're a pack of lions (liars...meh)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# lion the couch
before you hurt yourself
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# All of these felicitus
responses are making me happy.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Blarb blarb blarb blaaaaaarrrrrb!
I like his spazzy hand, and his mouth looks like domo-kun's!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# very nice
although this has reminded me of something which upset me greatly this weekend...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Awww!
Were you eaten by a lion . . . AGAIN!?


(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)
# This
He's always doing that



there's only his left eyebrow that hasn't been surgically reconstructed
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)
# discount pete's upstairs surgery does good work
:)

you should get your breasts done... again
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)
# no - this week's Sunday Times Style Magazine
... it turns out twirly moustaches and beards and hats and handkerchiefs in the breast pocket are all cool all of a sudden :(
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# *lionglees*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)
# awsome Dave :)
and since everyone appears to be 'believing' today, have an oldie...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Where are all your image challenge entries?
I was looking forward to reviewing the weekends posts this morning... :(
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I've started on a few, but sadly the weekend proved busier than I anticipated :(
*must rush to get 'em all done*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# That sucks :(
You've been pushing for this challenge for months, and when it finally arrives...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I know.
There's one idea above ALL others I MUST try and get out before the end of the challenge. I've not seen it done yet, yet it's SO obvious.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# even i did one yesterday
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Ii thought I'd jump on the bandwagon. I think this is one of the few not ddone.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# ><
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
# hehehehe!
'ning chap!


(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# handy (or not, as the case may be)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Masterpiece...
...but then, they always are :-) Marvellous *clicks hard*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# :D
Thanks Guv!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# With your metal wanking hand you are really spoiling us :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# good grief
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# ... Charlie Brown?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# indeed
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I'm sure you can find some use for it
... I bet someone suggests fucking that hole for example.

you are skilled in the extreme.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# It's funny, because the only mental association I made
was The John Thompson 'Jazz Club' fellah saying "nice......"

But obviously, wanking and fuck holes are the way forward.

;-)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Ok, I can't resist saying it: "GIVE THE MAN A HAND!"
top stuff as always, JPG
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# That hand aint never your model!
Hands are a bastard to model - even i cant make decent hands.

Nice and shinny tho
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)
# *taunts with big shiny pointy finger 3D mesh*
:D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Cant you get a hand in a pointing pose
and animate the 2 furiously colliding?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Well, it's certainly a plan.
:)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)
# tosser!!!!

nice one sir
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)
# :D
Quite...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# with these android diving gestures you are spoiling us
it's art, I say! art!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] it's a jungle out there
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I'M a jungle out there buster, I'M the jungle.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Ooh...
...Top shoppin' there God *clicks*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)
# DUDE! IT'S YOUR SISTER!!!!
edit: curses!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)
# IT'S YOUR SISTER!...SHE'S A DUDE!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
both geeky and funny :)

am i the only one that knows nothing about this family?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# ROODIE DOODIE IS YOUR SISTER
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Eh?
*Checks downstairs*

Nah, all in order!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# :D
*high fives* (once you've washed your hands after checking downstairs)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Good copyright free source pics are so hard to find...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)
# are you taking the piss?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Oh yes
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)
# bloody hell yes
hahaaaahaha
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)
# This made me smile
lots and lots and more
*cleeks*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)
# hahahahahha! oh dear lord... Deserving of a good spanging!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I agree!


(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# haha!
winnar!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)
# You are teh new Pob!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)
# outstanding!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# I'LL STIR FRY YOU IN MY WOK
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)
# yay!
good morrow microwave
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)
# If I had a penny for my thoughts I'd be a millionairre ...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)
# like a PINCH on the NECK
from MISTER SPOCK!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# *throws shapes*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# *tries to look cool*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Beastie Boys?
woo anyway
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)
# FLAILING EGGS!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)
# gronkpan likes a thing
I hope nobody minds too much
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Grievous Custer
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)
# This is the first time for as long as I can remember where the challenge entries actually got better as time progressed.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I'm talking about averages here, just so everyone doesn't get upset that gronkpan didn't like a thing.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Very high quality work, mate ;)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Cheers Barb
You smasher you :-)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)
# woo!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)
# bloody hell
stop being so good!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)
# It's getting a bit tiresome isn't it ;)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I'm bored of him now


;)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *Sobs*
;-(
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)
# He's missing two arms
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)
# ....
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)
# ole!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Bah!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Oh tits.
Nice idea there!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)
# 29th Sept - I want to believe
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)
# nooo more wandbaggoning
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I'm enjoying it!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)
# RESPECK MAH AUTHORITAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)
# It's a warm and dry September, and we're both still alive,
And the sea is like a painting, beneath a neon sky ...



CFB
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)
# beautiful
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# That makes me wast to turn my monitor sideways just to desktop it:)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Lovely
*click*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Silly boat...Bikini Atoll not safe for sailing..........
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Man, that island is totally not full of chicks.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Well yes - that's ruined the vibe completely.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Look on the bright side
You get super sunsets for weeks afterwards, and you wont need navigation lights as your boat now glows in the dark!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Yeah.
Ha.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)
# hollow ponds?
woo, sir!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Hull please.


EDIT: Look everyone! Posts above! Nothing to see here, move along.

EDIT: Now with added clock by Vagabond's request.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)
# RIS?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)
# What?
Matthew?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Psst...
Samuel.

Are the verses significant?

EDIT: Morning, all!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I'm thinking John the Baptist
but I don't really know why.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Hehehe well that was sucessful.
Yeah written as verses but appointment times at an STI clinc:P


EDIT; WoW question: I don't suppose you've got any characters on Lightbringer server have you?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I don't play WoW
not my cup of tea at all...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I thought you did. hmm my bad
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)
# STI?
ST MATTHEW
ST MARK
ST LUKE
ST JOHN
ST INFECTION.


Possibly. Only works in caps. If then.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ST SAMUEL?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)
#
Him as well.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Not really a pun on St
Just that they've been naught boys.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)
# luke 5 19 is Zac, get out of that bloody tree! I want to freeload off you!!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
# John 3 11 is "And lo, Jesus slept"
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)
# With whom?
It might explain why he was at the clinic.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:44, archived)
# mary magdeline duuuuuuuuhhhhhh!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Silly me.
The Holy Blood-test and the Holy Grail.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)
# R to tha I to tha muddyfunster S?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)
# would it help if I had read the bible
or watched The Life Of Brian recently?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)
# It ALWAYS helps to watch Life of Brian
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Not in realtion to this post
Just always pays in general:D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
# what's the significance of the verses?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# none what so ever
They're meant to be times, that was the whole joke. Didn't work obviously:P
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Ah.
Good joke, but needs more clock in the reception.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
# What's the significance of the STI clinic?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Sexually Transmitted Infection Clinic
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Yeah, we get that.
Why, though?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)
# coz they're meant to be divine people.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)
# OK
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)
# oh yeah I got that bit.
but you bastard! I spend ages looking at the kjvb trying to figure out if you were subtle and malicious!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)
# What?
Apart from all the biblical figues having the clap?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Tusk, tusk...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)
# yep, me also
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)
# OMG That's supoerb!
edit: Thanks for the ninjabread man on friday...

www.b3ta.com/board/8782156
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I dissollusion of the Monasteries
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)
# You great big Henry!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
# no, he's Bilbo
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# indeed
*reformations*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Ooh it's a pleasure sir
:-)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I LIKE THIS
whoops i still got my caps lock on
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)
# LEAVE IT OFF, PULL OUT THE KEY
GIVE YOUR PINKIES A FLEX, YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I FEEL SO LIBERATED
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)
# YOU'LL SLEEP WELL TONIGHT, BUDDY
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)
# hurrah!
he's a spiffing chap and no mistake!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Genius.
As usual.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Ohh...
...thankee kindly sir!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Excuse the TJ...
Can anyone recomend any good freebie screen grabbers?

Preferably something that lets you hit a hot key, define an area of screen you want, then save it as a jpg.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
# yes, on a mac, control command 3
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)
# You mean like the 'print screen' button on your keyboard?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Yeah
but a bit more versatile.

I want hassle free jpg output from a specific region of the screen, without mucking about with mspaint or a.n.other editing package.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)
# alt+printscreen?
I think irfanview had some kind of auto-screen grabber thing, but I haven't used it in years so don't rely on me.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Command Shift 4 - on the mac
gives you a selective screen grab if that helps
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Thanks
But I'm looking for a wndows solution. My bad, i should have put that in the original post.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I've just downloaded a freeware tool
called 'Cropper', from here:

www.codeplex.com/cropper/Release/ProjectReleases.aspx?ReleaseId=2231

seems to do just what you're asking. I've only played with it for a bit but it seems to works fine.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)
# theres one that comes standard with kubuntu, a far superior OS to windows.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)
# YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
EXCEPT RUN POPULAR PROGRAMS
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)
# ^this
Installing a new OS would be a tad ott for a quick screen grab.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# ning
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)
# He appears to be winning.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)
# UNLIKE YOU, JAILBOY
'NINGS!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Oh, I can assure you that right now everything is turning up gronkpan.
FUCKING TIGERS, ALL THE WAY BABY.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)
# HELLS YEAH
and a few gazelles.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I was using the word 'tigers' as an adjective.
as in "that was absolute tigers"
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)
# or "what a great big pile of tigers"?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)
# It's all fucking tigers mate
*puts cork hat on and drinks weak lager*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I'M DRINKING SEMILLON
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I'VE GOT A SEMILLON
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I LOVE IT WHEN YOU START
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# description, work doesn't like youtube
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I have chubs for you
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)
# hehe
OK GRONKPAN, I BELIEVE YOU..

Meh, I'm just jealous, wish I was somewhere hot and sunny

EDIT: And who win at cricket all the time
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Yes. That might be a good description for an enjoyable concert.
"The biggest pile of tigers I've been close to in years".

Mister Horrible, you are an absolute pile of tigers.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
# why thank you
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)
# :D
A FRESH KIND OF MADNESS
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)
# "If you strike me down... I'll probably break my hip"
:D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)
# the chair is going to have to go right to,
LUDICROUS SPEED!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)
# "What's the matter Colonel Sandurz, chicken?"
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:13, archived)
# haha!!
we 'aint found shit!.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# "COME BACK YOU FAT BEARDED BITCH!"
:D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
# good ning sir
I preferred Episode IV: A New Hip.

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# arf
ningles


that made me laugh
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)
# hurrah for laughter!
ooo while we're star wars punning I'll slip this pea in

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Well if we're doing this...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Where Qui-Gon's dead wife nags him to death.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Hahaha, like it!
TJ: Needed to add another team to the Credit Crunch League this morning...

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)
# to the what?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Football clubs whose sponsors have gone bust
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
was reading yesterday apparently AIG are dirty as hell and have twice broken the record for government fines due to dodgy dealing
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Party's over folks.
Time to sober up, and figure out how you're going to pay for all the shit you've bought on the never-never over the last ten years :P
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)
# I'm going to consolidate all of my loans
into 1 monthly kicking using LoansharkDirect.com
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)
# is it just me....
or do the West Ham and the Bradford players seem to have gimpy arms?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Arf...
Have a Stannah *click*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# brutal
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:05, archived)
# that's brutal!
/metalocalypse blog
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:05, archived)
# :)
dethklok dethklok dethklok dethklok
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)
# greatest cartoon ever made!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)
# needs more falling and splatting
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)
# KONNNNNN. KREEEEEEETE.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Gorgeous
*click*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)
# s' that the South Bank?
it is rather fab
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)
# no, it's in sweden, i think.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Ningles!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)
# ch-ch-ch-check it out
wh-wh-wh-what's it all about
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)
# let's turn this muther fuckin' party out!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)
# ningles ninj...!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)
# i knew i've seen this before :D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)
# ^ this! :)
Can anyone tell me what font Farcebook use?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)
# it's edited.. not plain font
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)
# yes, it's a specially made font
adapted from another
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I thought someone might know of one similar....
:S
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)
# google knows!
:) i once asked it
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)
# *trawls through loads of fonts that some twat who qualified to post on a forum thought were the same*
Cheers!
;)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)
# haha :D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)
# comic sans
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:05, archived)
# comic sans
is always the answer
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)
# unless it is not
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Ningles Joe...
...my apologies. Thought it rang a bell ;-)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)
# no worries fella!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Arf.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)
# is that a pea roast or a bin dun
pea or bin, pea or bin... if you guess correctly you can win!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)
# bin
but its ninj so it's all good
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Ah...
...bless you Joe you little star!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)
# aparently he can really draw and paint and everything...
/envys
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)
# I love banthas, best of all the animals
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)
# yeah, only this time
i was the bin.. i saw you're post when it was the last thread on the page, and couldn't be arsed pearosting mine :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)
# ningles!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)
# hahaha
actual lollage
*clickity*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Fw: P.Cashmore@Nuts
;)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Err..
..methinks not ;-)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I've done it for you, he loves it!
edit, not really
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)
# If he thought my ATeam/Star Trek one
was 'too old' how will Nuts readers cope with this?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)
# lovely
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)
# arf !
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Oh Christ
TEH PUNAGE!!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)
# hahaha!!
i never realised, what ace lips it has!
=D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)
# what is a bantha?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:05, archived)

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