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# I wish facebook was science fiction.....

Cfb

......sorry
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# i used to like it when...
zig folded the top of his head down into his mouth and then held it for a bit before opening it up and popping up. Lots of fun... I sometimes wonder where they are now... probably wintering in guildford with their mother, 2 bars on the fire and vim under the sink.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I loved that too
I wanted to find that exact expression but couldn't :(
I think I might make one though.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# zig and zag!

Podge and Rodge are funnier ;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRW-vqh49Bw&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)
# For five minutes, maybe. A whole show of their shit is just annoying.
This is coming from someone who grew up watching the rise of Zig and Zag and their nemesis Rodge.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# What are they from?
are they new?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# it's from some some Irish t .v show
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# as are zig & zag, I just found out
which explains why I saw a picture of them years before The big breakfast, it had always confused me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Aye, they started on kids tv, Dempseys Den presented by a popular Irish dj Ian Dempsey.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Yeah I thought I had seen them somewhere before
or my brother did....

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)
# The Podge and Rodge Show.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Bradford & Bingley (& Britain) for sale
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha!
that was bloody swift!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# WERE ALL DOOMED!
*dons tinfoil hat*

*runs for the hills*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Blam.

Click for biggegereer.

No comedy today, but I thought I'd post it here in case anyone on here is following the story and doesn't visit my site. For everyone else... Move along please, nothing to see here.

Click here to vote for this comic. G'wan, I'll buy you a tent.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)
# they all died.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# The first time I saw R&J was the modern remake.
I was enjoying it immensely then they both died and I was like... shakespeare was a real prick.

I do love your work Mata. (votes)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# He understood that love is all about stabbing yourself with grief.
No, wait, it's about cross-dressing. Or getting washed up on an island with a troll. Or abusing your daughter, getting your eyes pulled out, then going mad in a storm... And it's because of that we can all relate to what's he's saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)
# reply of the day, right there
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Ta
And you're right, being nice rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# it's funny cause they're dead
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# i really enjoyed this
great work :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Just wait...
There's the original version of the ending yet to come.*

*By 'original', I mean 'the version I've made up because it's more exciting'. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# okay then, nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
#
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Damn web(non)sense.
Your host is blocked. (As are most b3tans' hosts.)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# best thing evar!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# hehehe
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)
# 0_0
*is transfixed by zombie hypnotism*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Needs more
"Evermore!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Real, or photoshoppe?
(I helped save b3ta! Mavis Bickle Are you talking to me dear?, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Photoshop
Girls don't exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Not in the websites that you frequent:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# No.
That's lesbians.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# are they really made of beans?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# and GEL.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# either way it's at the end of my garden
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)
# It certainly isn't cubism
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I like this a lot
woo to yoo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Monster of the revolution


Click for bigger (203KB)
(specialbeat, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# poor hairy thing, all these people shooting at him
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] McGuyver
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# sppppppaaaaannnnggggg!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# braw!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Ochsterminate!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# stay still
*takes a run-up*


SPANG-G-G-G-G!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# ..


Blog & Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
Very clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# hahahahahha, that is a slice of excellence!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# clearly lies, all chinese children are males
they just come out like that, nothing to do with killing "sub-standard" girls, oh no, no siree
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# It's not "sub-standard"
It's because girls means potentially more children, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# It's because boys have a better potential of bringing an income into the family unit
grandparents can't live off a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# don't you go talking the same as me gronkpan! you know the rules!
we must fight! *raarrrwrrr, hiss, scratch*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# *grabs folding chair and popcorn*
pleaser, continue.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# see
wimmin like it when blokies start mauling eachother

much as blokies like it when wimmin start mauling each other

I don't know where I'm going with this thought :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# for a mauling?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# One of the most interesting side effects of the one child policy
is the elimination of uncles, aunts, cousins, brothers and sisters from the majority of families, thus eliminating the social emphasis on family ties.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Also:
I don't have a problem with how they run things. I'm glad I don't live there, but faced with the kind of overpopulation they have (thanks to mao), I think the one child policy was the most humane alternative. Invading Tibet? Also the lesser of two evils.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I mean, they didn't have to be such dicks about it
but we're all human. All however many billion of us.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# it's because girls were/are second class citizens
and not as likely to make the family proud/rich or carry on the name.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# not only that
chinese are still very hung up on the whole "honour" thing. sons bring honour, daughters don't, that's their view.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# You know how you can tell if it is male?
It has a cape on!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# yay for china
and the conspiracy theorists are already squeaking about the spacewalk video :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Gogo MSPaint!
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Hahahah wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# i'm a lumberjack and i'm okay
i've got no legs, but what the hey!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# You have no legs?
:'[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# no.
i'm totally legless.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Been drinking that absinthe, then?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# only the yellow one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# as long as it ain't the blue one
:D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# no, that's still there
as are the green, red and black ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)
# but the blue one
leaves a bitter toffee taste in your mouth.

especially after saturday
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory ...
"On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea ..."

The research they did just for that song was incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Biggah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I WANT TO BE A DICK ON THE INTERNET
I AM HAPPY BECAUSE I SET MY GOALS LOW AND I ACHIEVE THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# GRONKPAN YOU DICK
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# EVERYTIME SOMEONE SAYS THAT, I GET TO CROSS OFF ANOTHER ENTRY IN MY BOOK OF LIFE GOALS.
EIGHTY FIVE PAGES OF "BE A DICK ON THE INTERNET" LEFT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I DRESS IN WOMENS CLOTHING AND HANG AROUND IN BARS!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# He hangs AROUND IN BARS?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# ASL?


:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# 21/m/oz
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE QUINTEN EMPLOYEES!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I farted and they died.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Hope the next time it's just as stinky :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# gotta love the pecularities of the human race eh??
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I could say "Bah... too old" but I can't be bothered to keep the joke going....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I know i am. im past my prime
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# we all know that
but what's it got to do with the pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# i have to tell someone :'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# transvestism can be a lonely business
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Saw this yesterday, sums the buggers up
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# dam i should have done a law degree
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Also girl lawyers are all filthy in the sack.
Scientific fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# they are?
*enrols on law course*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# i would prefer some personal hygine, but beggars can't be choosers
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# No I mean filthy as in sexytiem.
Not as in the Levellers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Time to get me
one of them law tarts then...
It is whippy tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# My good mate's a solicitor
Giving me a lifetime of abuse to give him at any moment, and a free legal service should I ever require it.

Which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Yam it Sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)
# his friend is a squirrel with tits
and he has weetabix taped to his forehead. What's there not to get?
(Tarhun, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I get it now.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# HEY I NEED A TROLL REPORT.
WHO ARE THE TROLLS THAT I CAN TAKE DOWN TO CHINATOWN?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# are you buying them food? food in chinatown is delicious
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Shaft.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/~shaft
USER NOT FOUND

Daaaaaaaaaaamn right.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# milk on his forehead?
that's one thing not to get.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I emailed you, did you get it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# yes. yes i did.
i love your sig ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# IR BABOON BIG STAR OF CARTOON
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
# IR PLANT LIFE
BEST. EPISODE. EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I don't remember any :[
I remember the one with kick the can, though (in Cow and Chicken)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# that was the second episode.
the first was lawnmower chicken, they showed it as a tester on what a cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Is that the one where the grass grows really tall and Chicken gets lost?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# sort of.
he earns extra money by mowing the neighbour's lawn but, as the neighbour is the red guy, he makes it really hard for chicken to finish. cow has to become supercow and eat all the grass.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Ah I see.
You are the ugliest weenie.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# nobody likes me, nobody wants me around
before people pick me up, they put me down
they take one look at me and turn into a meanie
'cause i'm the ugliest weenie...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# ok I understand now
It's taken years, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# The Plot

not to be confused with Secret Plot, which is something quite, quite different....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Remove this now,
before I laugh too hard and wake dad up D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# best episode ever.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Secret Plot?
Is that some kind of story where Art stalks Squirrels with evil intent?


Those look more like giant popcorn chicken nuggets from KFC than Weetabix.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hahhahahaha!
*uses weetabix to absorb tea from keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
This is fantastic

edit: Please don't take this as sarcasm, I honestly love it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# You've surpassed yourself, sir
Wonderful.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I'm so totally out of date with this storyline
braw as ever, JJ.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Hahaha go Scarlet!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Awww, Scarlet's a little genius.
Can she make me crab cakes now?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# is that some sort of sick
euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# ...
No, I'm just hungry.

What gave you that idea?

-EDIT- Just looked "Crab cakes" on Urban Dictionary...
Not good...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# marvellous, as always
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# is it wrong to find the squirrel attractive?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# YES
GO LOOK AT SOME NORMAL PORN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I WATCHED SOUTH PARK TONIGHT. IT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Oh wait, was it the brazilian fart porn episode?
Brazilian fart porn is actually real. It's only a google search away.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# yeh, i know about fart porn, i found a fart sniffing forum post once.
i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~04-02-06_29.gif
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# hahahah fuck
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Yays it's JJ cartoon tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Outstanding as always!
...I'm waiting for the Quinten version of gun turrets :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# noes!!!1!
don't open teh doorz!!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# so she'll get smarter the closer to Oz she gets?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# undoubtly :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
# The same way Pip gets dumber with each passing episode?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# if we can just get her to stop banging her head on the screen
that'll be an improvement
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Dunno
It might have been a short-term thing
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# pain in the butt to try to read this on my iPod, jj
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# ooooooo look at yooou!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Hooray!
I love having things in my head. Mostly it's bunnies, lopping around, taking naps, that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# me too! :D
YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Awww!
I love Scarlet's face in the second to last panel.

(Greenroom, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
# So long chums
tis my last day of work. thanks for letting me 'waste' many happy hours with you and getting paid for it.
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# R
I
S
?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Bye bye to you and the tapeworm by the gritty kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Come back soon
y'hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)
# buy a home pc!
edit - mind piss^
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)
# much as kitty is freaking me out, i shall echo the sentiments of others
GET A P.C!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# byeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# bye...you'll never leave!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] School photo day was always a drag...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# is that in rochdale?
oooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Aye pet!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Where else?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# well the kids look normal for Norfolk....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# MAYBE THEY SHOULD BEAT THE KIDS AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# that's your answer to everything
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# THATS A HORRIBLE THING TO SAY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# retro

I'm going to see what's on at the canteen and wash it down with tea and cigarettes
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)
# bah!
thats redexed for me!!
damn work.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)
# have chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I rushed down a stomach cramp inducing 'jamaican' tuna panini (with tuna and reggae reggae sauce and onions and mango)
and a Ninja Womble smoothie (ginger, pears, raspberries, blueberries etc) at my desk becuase I'm supposed to be working

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)
# *clips round ear*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# ouch
hey

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# mm, ulcerous
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I am thinking of starting a new diet
where I eat one chicken kiev a day.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Walking past Iceland's the other day,
my mate turned to me and said, "doesn't the hole in a garlic kiev just look so inviting?" To which I had to reluctantly agree.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)
# that's why dad's gone to iceland
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# braw!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I had a Pot Noodle, seasoned.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# details please
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# A Chow Mein Pot Noodle (blue one) with salt and pepper.
Because I'm posh like that.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# am n cheese sangers
with ketchup.

bloody delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)
# hmm
try it with mustard
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# i am enjoying
braised rib of tadpole, followed by one doughnut hole and washed down with a refreshing glass of steam.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Have some air with that.
and a lovely oxygen tart, topped with nothing at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# mmm, sounds tasty!
i'll definitely be giving the air biscuits a miss, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# best of all amphibious meals
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# This phrase is technically poetry.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# so true
beats frog's legs into a cocked hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Braw! I'm having a last will and three testaments!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# no haslet today?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# chilli
braw!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# veggie or meat chilli?
we have to know...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# A big heap of
pulled pork with a vinegar sauce, cooked over hickory wood for 10 hours, a side order of brunswick stew, baked beans, corn hush puppies, and a defibrillator close at hand.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# barbecue?
you'll need beer with that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# well...
around here beer + 'cue is not The Thing...the tradition is something that would have my English hosts at b3ta retching so out of courtesy I chose not to name it :)

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I am eating two cheese rolls.
One cheddar and one fetida
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# waiting my homemade soup to be ready :)
yum
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I yam mostly having baked beans of tots with melted cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Onion bhaji sandwich
inna bun with cheese.
(Fudge Monkey never did, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I know.

soz
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Hahaha it's the hand-to-mouth, horrified look of the guy on the left that makes this.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# looks like it's falling IN
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
Look at those phones!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# arf!
arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# hahahah, oh dear god...
this NEEDS to be animated with it farting and blowing down the stockbrokers....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# This is my new failure .gif
But anyone involved in banking deserves it too:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# That's a bit fucking swish
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

Q: What's E.T. short for?
A: He's got little legs
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
# *cough bindun cough*
Not in sepia though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Oops...
...sorry. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# you're just a pesky little ideas theif today aren't you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# cuttlefish!
*wins prize*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha!!
good old ET!
www.brianmung.com/et.htm
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Weird Showbiz Couples #43

Vernon Kay and Tess Daly
 
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Yikes...
How disturbing and how well done! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)
# would you rather
fuck tess with vernons face

or get a blowjob off vernon with tess's face?

(you cant flip tess over... you have to look at vernons face)
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# definately fuck tess
looks less freaky (and i can always close my eyes and think of england)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# you should market this as a diet plan
just stick it to your fridge, that should put you off eating.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# HA HA HA FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Haha great stuff!
When you swap the chuckle brothers' faces around they still look the same!

(I helped save b3ta! my name is will, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# One's tooth gap is on the top, and one on the bottom
I never noticed that before.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# it's so their mouths can interlock
when they meld to form
MEGACHUCKLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# AaAaRgH
CHUCKELS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# hahahahahaha!!
blokes called colin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Shows Tess to be the absolute munt she is.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# ningles/noonies
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# EEEEEEVIIIIIIIILLLL!
*summons mermaid man*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# oh noes! The evil antipasta
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Hahaha nice.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I love a pasty, me.
Cheese NNN onion.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)
# ^this
to the power of 10
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)
# well i'd eat it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)
# this makes me hungry
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Monday was 'Dalek Day' and the crowds loved it...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# thumbs up!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# haha!
im loving all of your entries!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Ooh fankoo :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Terrific!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] He's always picked the wrong side to hang out with...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I love Charlie Chaplin!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I love horses.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# And Alonso!
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# that looks like Boba
he ain't no shit, Jango's where its at
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)
#
Good old Gordon You the taxpayer

EDIT: Marvellous taggery, background mischief.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# No, there's a real shop called Cunto's Soup
I've been there and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# oh, that little rascal gordon!
will he ever learn?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice touches in the background
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# apparently a mate of mine's
brother went to school with the little minx in their ads, so will try and get to nottingham to console her
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# HAM TOUCHER!!!!!


Class!
(Dangermouse., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)

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