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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# not funny
please self destruct
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# please don't confuse something not being funny
with you just being a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Can I have one from the top tax bracket
and four from anywhere else please.

Woo!

EDIT OMG Carol's got knuckles like a prizefighter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# haha
yes, all that manual work on countdown has left her with farmer's hands.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# ha ha ha
she's mostly to blame.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# damn you, carol vordermanhands!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# ooh, congrats on getting on the channel 4 website
well deserved.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# cheers
had the gig for a while. One pic a week and the odd special.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# well it's the first I've noticed.
I'll look more often.
Edit: I should point out that I've not be on the channel 4 website for years.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# here's a link to some of the more recent ones I've done
www.channel4.com/news/general/beau_bo_dor
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# superb work!
I particularly like the Dark Knight one :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# "Excuse me, these tomatoes look a bit...downy"

*edit: Better?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# nicely done squire
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
From Gangreen's lab come forth each week,
The ripe red monsters of which we speak...
Except when he has a security leak!
Tomatoes,
TOMATOES!


top stuff, sir!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Saturated tomatoes
You couldn't see them for paste,
Dabbing here, dabbing it there,
Tomatoes imitating Jimmy Krankie

"WHERE'S THE CHEESEGRATER?!" cried Robert De Niro,
"I haven't got all day!"

"Well that's OK" said the shopkeeper, "Your all fucking gay."

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I like them this way
They don't look too saturated on my monitor
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# They look scrummy
Can you eat the eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Yes,
although the screams will haunt your dreams forever more.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# The scream fade away
then you have to go kill more.
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I prefer to kill when screaming.
It's so much more relaxing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Aww!
Lully!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# whatever this is that this is
you are the king of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
#
FUCK MAN I know. But hey, do u want to watch TV on ur PC


You'll get all the SKY CHANNELS there is

AND from any country IN THE WORLD, on your pc screen!!!!



Go to this website...

frexis.*com/PCTV7.html

(DELETE the *)

check it out................its cool, i've got it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# FUCK MAN!
Yay the spam off of youtube!
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# TOMATIS!
*toddles off for tomato juice*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# add red wine, tobasco, two types of vodka
celery salt, lemon juice, Lee and Perring's... then we can talk... possibly cayenne pepper
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# now that right there is a plan!
i need vodka!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# "I can't let you do that Sarah Connor"

Mustafa Bindun Shirley?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Took me waaaaay too long
And I'm really cleverer.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Too subtle?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I spent ages looking for the ebay kettle guy on his bonce!
Nicely on the OP, Trellis :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Oof
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# look into the eyes
not around the eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# hahahahah! brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# well done!
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I'm confused.... I thought it was Darling at first!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Pfft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Top stuff!
I like the way the lights reflected in its HAL eyes give it the impression of having eyelashes, which I expect it to flutter at any second.
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# very good
well done that lady

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Yeah! Good filmic combo. Have a Hal icon...


(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# wwwwwoooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# that makes me officelol
looks so silly :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Hello

I've got that malaise that affects all long-term b3tans, whereby they find a source image and keep hacking at it until they're sore in the brains (see examples above).
This has taken up most of my lunchtimes for the past week. If I posted them all here you'd soon all get pissed off, so visit terrible blog here for even more variations and less compression.
You can even have a go yourself with the source image.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# this is when she gets her face magicked off right?
old star trek is so woofle
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# heh, i love the Balamory one
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Should I be concerned
that I find Miss Piggy terribly attractive in that pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# miss piggy
would most certainly get some
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# It's the hair, isn't it?
She's looking all windswept and interestin'
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# hahaahha, those are great :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# it's the last one that makes this woo.
unlike everyone else, i'm not really into pigs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# smashibg
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# lots of this today!
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# tables?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# paperweight coasters?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Well, the challenge is for an advertisement
Advertisements do usually contain text on a picture.
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# sounds like a cop out.
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# But...
...how many compo entries so far have actually been adverts?
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Neigh?
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# TOAB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] It's inevitable,,,
(Colonel Ratticus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# it is..
and it's bindun, sorry :)

(still much better than I could do)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# really?
Goddamnit, dare they!
(Colonel Ratticus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# So that's where the other one went :D
ps happy b3taday!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Cor yeah..
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Ta
Six years wasted - here's to another six. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# yikes
I'm 5 and a half!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# HIPPY BATHDAY!
and woo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Thank
...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# You
...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Very
...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# happapapy b3taday!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Much
...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Deutschmarks didn't exist back then.
*tumbleweeds*

Happy Birthday Connected Breath Dumps!!! :D

/slithers back into the shadows
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# You
...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# ve haf vays of making you juggle
also, you appear to be slowly burning. congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Lovely
...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# happy b3taday!
it's mine on monday
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# People
... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Fwappy b3taday
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# ...s
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Ace
absolutley ace
(lordy lordy, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Oooh...
Sweet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] As much as that?
(scowners shagged his mum on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# fucking hell....
...I'd take the £10
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# May God have mercy on us all!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Haha :)
Can I put this here?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# "GREAT STOCKS MARTY!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# *salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# *pollutes*
Watcha, Prof :)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# how's it hanging wibbles?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Left one's
wibblin', right one's wobblin', as usual :)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# thank God
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Genie Arse!!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# And that's why mum's gone to Iceland

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] "For every silver collected...I own your bank"

apols if bindun.

HAPPY FRIDAY EVE!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Niceness
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# will you start the fans please!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# The aim
Is to collect as many golden tickets....
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I can't watch that program,
I get a bit too engrossed in it and start screaming at the TV at how thick the contestants are "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! FUCK IT, I COULD GET TO THE CRYSTAL WITH MY FUCKING EYES CLOSED!!!!" etc etc.

It really turns me into something I don't like.

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# me?
i do exactly the sme
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Did you ever see the Mary Whitehouse Experience doing this?
Fucking awesome it was :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# sounds nasty
made me think of this: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=L8McKX8t1BA
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha, that was fucking awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Top Shop Uncle Prod!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Q: Curry or Lasagne for lunch?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# CURRIED LASAGNE!
(lasagne -- possibly with chips)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# ok
see ya


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# hmmmm I think I'd go with Lasagne
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# curry
especially thai green chicken curry.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# did you just post something which dissapeared
or am I having a seizure again?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# eh?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I was right in the middle of liking it
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# yeah, yeah . . .
yeah . . .as if! C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# ha ha ha
very good... he suits a tash
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Bloody brilliant!
But so needs Darling as Manuel...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Rob?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Is he from Barcelona?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# the lusty red headed Spaniard
with the gyrating hips?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# yea I couldn't find the right picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# well you can have half a click anyhow...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hahahahhahahahahhahah!
I've been watching that again recently - easily one of the best comedys ever :D


"you orrelymen!"
"what?"
"YOU ORRELLYMEN!"
"Oh, he means O'Riley!"
"Ah, yeah, tats roight, we are 'orrelymen'! Tick as a plank!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# It doesn't matter how much you watch it
it's still class!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# on those trays
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# never has a truer word been typed!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Totally agree
Even though you know it word-for-word, it still hits the spot!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# it's perfect comedy
... and it never went on long enough to get shit.

very few things come close... earlier Black Books stuff..? Spaced? Still Game?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I'd say they were brilliant - easily some of the best, but I never laughed at them anywhere near as much as I did at FT
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# the Financial Times is a right rollocking read.
also - John Cleese is an undoubted genius of what's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# had me in tears from cover to cover.
great for chips too.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# *actually quite likes to the read the FT*
*thinks it's one of the few sensible newspapers*
*thinks it has a stab at objectivity*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# in all seriousness, yes, I agree
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Do you get Still Game in Englandshire?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# yup, we did
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
you better have found it funny or SO HELP ME GOD I'll come down there and look at you all!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# That I did, good sir!
What was that recent one with Gregor Fisher and one of the hobbits from LOTRs? I'm not sure if it was a one off, as I only got to see one - they were cleaners or something sorting out a theatre....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# it's absolute genius
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# "Ah, plees - "
"You are hideous Orang-Utan."
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Arf!

Congrats on uncledom :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# ta :D

he's a big'un at 11 pounds oof!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# YEOWCH!
Made to make your eyes water...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Nicely done...

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# There
is a restaurant near me with that name.

and also a Chinese place called Wok n Roll
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Chinese near me called Wok This Way
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# haha
don't mind the waiter, he's from Bangalore
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Hahaha,
nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Ha!
Brownmash. Top stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Apologies for quality...

first time using Gimp...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Aww who doesn't love horses
:D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Sarah Jessica Parker?
She's tried so hard to separate herself from her species so she can pursue a career in hollywood -it's so sad... I saw that on the "Biography Channel"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Stop it, damnit. I started to choke on my coke
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# On what!?
:o
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
(Trull, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# hahahahahah! damn that's beyond freaky :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
This is effin' brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# she waz well fit in
Hocus Pocus... although she was standing next to Bette Midler..
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# It was the bodice
Everyone appreciates a bodice
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# No.
No she wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# really?
damn - I must have been young and horny... instead of the old dried out husk I am today.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] God I hate that bloke's smug fucking face :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# hahahahahah! office-snort :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *glees*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] ATM with 'attitude'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# pfft
reminds me of the atm from Robocop
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Hahahaha nice punchline.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# pikey
scumbag
hahahaha
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(Zoidaroid, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I'm sorry
But all I see is goatsie!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Been there done that:
www.b3ta.com/board/8817960

Also my oar:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Mine is so much more realistic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# OH FFS!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I may never look at an ATM the same way again
...may not even want to touch one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# You've been on b3ta too long
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# still can't read it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Sod off.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# ha even has the ring
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Switch tab back to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# hahahahha, dammit, that's ruined that post for me.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
This is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# That ATM certainly is out of order
I'd be raging if any machine talked to me like that!
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# So you see words?
They talk to me, cos I'm special.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# That was so worth waiting for.
Here, have a click
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
This wins the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# My worst nightmare..
embarresing enough when checking your account in public and comming away obviously without any cash out of the atm...

you can feel the eyes on you..
(Komsomol, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 6:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Take a shot at Floppy's magic money machine!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# why I'm I now thinking of Noel's House Party?
Is that a converted gunge tank?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# haha, well I'm actually dutch
so i'm not familiar with Noel, but after googlin' I see what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha, best look up "Mr Blobby" on youtube whilst you're at it then :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Mr Blobby scares me
:-((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# TJ: What happened to Microwave's Hobbes and Locke post?
I was just in the process of saying how much I liked it.

I was gonna print it off and stick it on my office door, too.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8818304
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Ta!
Seems like a shame to have deleted the thread...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Are you looking for a loan...?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Hahahahaaha
Darling definitely needs a theme tune in the style of a jingle.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I thought he already did
click me its not i love horses i promise
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Jebus save us all! They're sending in Superduchess!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Ooooooohhhhh honey.
Come to daddy!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
Superman, Iceman, Spiderman, Batman and Robin all stand back
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# You left off Superman:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# He's already dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# no i didn't
ninja's ....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Well its
Stand back Superman, Iceman, Spiderman. Batman and Robin too!:P

Full of Chaz n Davey goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Don't wanna cause a ruckus
for BA Baraccas but I've got a match for you!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I did actually finda Chas n Dave/Pete Doherty one on youlube
But the sound quality was terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Chas and Dave?
It's Billy Connolly singing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Yes.
I had the single on 45.

And now I get ALL the ladies.
(LLPaulJ 's momma said knock you out, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Hahahahahhahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

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