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# nice set of pics to do some shopping with.
www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/10/in_afghanistan_with_the_isaf.html

and very nice toap it does too.


Second frame would have been a pic of number 10 and the same text; but boss keeps walking about! how can I get any B3TA work done?
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# The guy on the far left, he loves teh Benny Hill
cache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/isaf_10_08/isaf28_16338937.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# :)
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# omg.... I had to laugh at the Benny Hill impression, but I do feel sorry for that distressed woman on the right, holding her child....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# kids pissed off cos she wanted to shoot him.


* edit this is all wrong, by-the-way.
walks to hull.
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Yeah
it's not a funny photo by any means.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# brings a tear to my eye
as does any image of a distressed child


/father blog
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# ditto
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# /father blog
6 month of fatherhood and I must say a lot of things are not at funny as the used to be.

I blame wafts of baby poop, rots the mind.
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I've had a good idea
it's unconnected to the thread
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# let me get this straight
... children suffering was funny... until you got one of your own (and became sleep deprived I assume)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Hahaha.
"I would laugh if I wasn't SO FUCKING TIRED!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# almost
children suffering IS funny.

But now I've got one of my own I've got bored of it. Its just not funny anymore.
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# ha ha ha
you're numb to it

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I know
my boy is 5 months and I can't tolerate kiddie rape jokes any more. Never thought that would happen
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Man that's like the best comedy and worst tradegy
in one photo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
#
xkcd.com/180/
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# fine
be like that...

don't look at the thing I FOUND ON THE INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# arf
I did. In secret
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# arf!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# *gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# PRO FILL ACT TIC
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# JOH KNEE


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I just ripped off Dominic.
I conned Dom.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Nonsense!
I've never heard such rubberish in all my life!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# :)
ALSO: did anyone see the new South Park last night?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# no, I was too scared
I was too scared

EDIT: Apologies Wil I left your tag on my crap . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# When I do this kinda thing I tend to do the same
and sometimes add my own after theirs
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
UNEXPECTED MONSTER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Is he called Horace?
That's what he's saved as on my PC


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# nicely done squire
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Not-HIV-But
-Full-Blown-Aids?

Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# i'm sorry, i wish it was something less serious...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Ha
Ha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# hahahahahah!
I guess that would be somewhat worse than swimming around in the sea and accidentally getting wrapped up in one of those patches of loose seaweed *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# hahahahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# LOL AIDS LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Hahaha
:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# hahaha
Great irreverent satire!
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# You know what it was? On the original pic the jelly fish pics reminded me of condoms,
and that was it, really...

www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/Funny_picture_photo_sign_jellyfish.htm
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] ....


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# nice
subtle, understated - just like the original economist ads.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Very good
bunch o' cunts... didn't want to work for them anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# umm
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# is this available as a tattoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# haha be my guest
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# i may just
but i'm getting the biohazard sign on my arse first :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Nice devil
here's one of mine:

(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# recycling old gags and animating them
doing my bit for the planet.


Blog & Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Hahaha
We have a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# WHERRE DUUUUMED
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# THEY DON'T LIKE IT UP 'EM!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# This gif is actually operating in real time too...
woo
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# erm
it is.
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Ace!
TJ - can someone tell me if this image:

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b4/Trafford-town-hall3.jpg/800px-Trafford-town-hall3.jpg

renders correctly on their browser? I've been having colour space issues with it. Bricks should look nice and red/orange.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# not bad
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# more of a light reddish-orange for me
darker reddish-orange in the shadows.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# So not washed out and shit like this:
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Trafford_town_hall.png

?
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# no, not at all
It looks nice.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# ok thanks
Silly colour profiles!
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# all in a day's work, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# They're kind of greenish purple on my screen
but I've been sniffing nail varnish remover all morning
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# it's looking at me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Looks the same to me in:
FF3, Safari, Chrome, Opera and IE7.
Same being- kinda reddy brown as opposed to the washy brown in the second picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# fucking winnar!
I love this!
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I can see Fridays newsletter now
: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from the Save the Economy Challenge

Last week we wanted you to Save the Economy

Your favourites included:
* WE'RE DOOMED - ........ etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# haha!
but it doesn't meet the criteria of the challenge so it's not entered into it.

and, as I've adapted an old image it is in some ways a pearoast :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Arse, posted just before BBD
Damnation

By which I do of course mean woo
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# nice repost
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Couldn't decide which version to use

Click for alternate
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# pfft
I like the one you chose.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# this is really good
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Took FAR too long
For such a silly idea
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# woohoo!
genie arse!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Woo!
Lovely!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Well done!
Brilliantly funny. You picked the best one, too.
(Mrs.Fonebone, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# this exact thing got me sacked
from lloyds tsb many moons ago (check my old answers to b3ta questions for the full story...)
(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:38, archived)
# I have no idea why I made this do this...
*
www.b3tards.com/u/3baec04fb1b0be6e2d31/rage_against_the_machine.gif
If it's considered too spacky I will link it.
* 'tis an old image animated.

Edit: Linked.....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# *haemmorhages*
she looks like she's thumping her chest with a sewing machine.

Obviously, I mean, when I'm able to see again, that's probably what it'll look like.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Hmmmm......
*Steals wallet*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I'm unable to see, I'm not completely helpless.
Wait, shit, that was my wallet.

Edit: While you're off with my wallet, I'll attempt to link the image better than you, despite my blindness :D

Edit: YES! I DID IT!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Cheers, I must've just deleted it all!
:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# *brains ooze out of nostrils and ears*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# *trys to push back in*
:s
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# make it sew!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# My first ever WOO - YAY gif
I'm so proud *sniff*


(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Woah!
Very Woo Yay natty, but can you slow it down a tad? My brain is melting, trying to keep up with it
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# This. Muchly
And careful - very close to wooing a woo there. We don't want an apocalypse on our hands do we?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Duely edited
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# crisis averted
*phew*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# pfft
but it makes me extra-ocular muscles tired.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Hi Cockolorum!
Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Oh dear ...
seems it's quick gif hour!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# have a well desereved "Hi cockolorum!"
might want to slow it down just a notch though!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# heheehehehehehe
:)
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I didn't know Woo-Yay was even a thing,
I still have so much to learn from b3ta, But now I that know, I'm there!

Very Nice btw!
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Our safest ever savings bonds!


EDIT now with added tagline...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I really want a sandwich now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Money Sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Lemon Curry?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Credit crunch cereal? lol bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Christ
If I hear that from one more person I meet in my social circle, I'm going to smack them in the face with my fist.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# haha
reeeeelax.

I say it simply because I have received similar jokes in several emails from friends and acquaintances in the last few weeks. Good stuff for the original poster, as it's gone a bit viral-ish, but rather annoying. I tend to ignore my friends now if they send me Forwards, or give them some abuse if I'm particularly angry.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# See, that's the "trouble" (for want of a better word) with B3ta
B3tans are typically intelligent and witty people. So any internet jokes that make it into the real world inevitably originate from B3ta. As a result I get an inbox of forwards which I already saw on B3ta three months ago!

Including Credit, Bastard, Crunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# precisely
or if there's something I haven't seen on b3ta already, it tends to be shit.
My dad is guilty of sending me utter shite. Fucking Mastercard adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I'm going to have a crust sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I used to know a man who collected crusts and used them in artwork
He made a picture of Scarfell Pike out of Hovis.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# a credit crust sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# *makes image*
*forwards*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I am eating a sandwich now.
Cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# the only downside is
the danger of a nocturnal bladder mishap liquidising all your assets...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# That's what money laundering is for...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# arf
that's excellent that is
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# f33r my 1337 cropping sk1llzors!!!1ONE!
Ta ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# nice work
(might I suggest a white outline on the text though?)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# you might...
it would almost certainly be beyond my powers to achieve on paint.net, but suggest away ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# haha ok...
sorry.
here's a present since I was so presumptuous...



(sorry about the bad font matching)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# No worries!
I could probably do it, but it would mean rewriting it in white, and then placing letter by letter black characters one point smaller than the white over the top of them. Which frankly I can't be mithered to do!

Unless there's any tips I have missed...

EDIT nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# :D
'noon sir!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Think we can get £50bn for it?
(oibits, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# We'll tell the Americans that Portacabin in front of it is the Houses of Parliament and sell it to them for 50bn
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# the other bit is where they keep the tools
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# HehHehHeh!
Crafty.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# That's not such a bad idea
The welsh/scottish parliaments have new buildings, and the houses of parliament apparently cost a fortune in upkeep. Some oil baron would love that as his stately home.
Too bad it'll take too long to get the new building up and they'll probably waste the money on something like an olympic games
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# They say the meek shall inherit
You know the book doesn't lie
It's not a questions of merit
It's just demand and supply
You know the meek gonna get it
And on this fact you rely
You know the meek are gonna get what's coming to 'em by and by!

/little shop of horrors sing-a-long
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# ain't we having some fun now?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Suddenly Smash-Monkey, is standing beside me!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# ready to feed you to my hungry plant
poor joliet, push that broom
nothing in his news but gloom and doom
then he lit a fuse
and give him room,
he started an explosion, holy cow!
that thing went sha-bang, ka-boom
and he's having some fun now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# 'lo Jo
wher you been?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Being boring. I'm still watching you all... like ceiling cat
But haven't really had anything to add apart from "lol" and "hahaha"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# no it isn't it's mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Brian for PM, he'd sort the bloody country out!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# talk to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Where do you do pee pees and poo poos?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# He's a green rectangle he doesn't need to
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# in someone else's house
what's the point of stinking up your own home?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# the refrigerator
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# TALK TO BED
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# >EXIT ROOM
KILL GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] well if this doesn't get people excited...
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# superbly done
love it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# *visits fuckmeover.co.uk*
*is bitterly disappointed*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# hahahahahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# i was expecting rampant sex
not financial rape!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Unshopped only, etc etc...
Nicely - I couldn't tell the difference
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# you big skiver
where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Um, skiving?
Check my siggie for more details on what I've been up to, actually.

Have you been taking care of the place whilst I've been away?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# holy shit, that is a whole lot of awesome! hahahahah, brill!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# v.good
*applies*
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# WINNER!
WOO! to this.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# this is all of the excellence!
mind if I roast a little pea here?

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# This clearly wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# But if they're going to give me loads of money
then not exist?.. WINNAH!

I'd buy that for a dollar.

(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Amazing work
I laughed till I suffered from coughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
[challenge entry] pearoast


let's just make more of it. Easy
(Mantrid, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Wow
Its a mint with a hole in it !
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# It's a hole with a mint round it
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# nicely done squire
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] To me! To me! To me!
Blimey! Over four years since I posted here. Anyway, here's my return to the board with my meagre offering for the challenge.

(Mr_Fingers, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# you must've forgotten about optimisation . . .
C];0) Woo! to your chucklesome post!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# What about
Paul ?
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# STOP WHINING
IM A COP YOU IDIOT
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# To Him
PAUL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Arse!
Yep. Forgot all about optimisation. Hope the new version's at least a *bit* better. :s
(Mr_Fingers, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# ona day, that bloody briefcase will pop open
and an apple, a cheese sandwich and a copy of frottage weekly will fall out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# or Flatulent Fisting Monthly
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# nah
that doesn't have the reader's wives section
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# someone might even shop it
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# shop the whole thing
or just the frottage weekly?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# either or both
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# both, definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# eh?
what do you think this is?
some sort of message board for people to show their photoshopped pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# what gave you that impression?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# As I live and breathe!
It's Studly Goodfuck! How are you today, good sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# fuck me
top lurkage.

Crown Prince of All Lurkage Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# i'll get me net.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Hello Mr. Fingers.
No relation to eddie fingers one would hope?

Yay post :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I'm worried he's related to Mr. Hands.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# when did you become an uncle?
I have now been an Uncle too for almost 4 weeks. My nephew has the worlds supply of Pirate related baby stuff from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# he's a day and a half old :)

don't get to see him till sunday :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# it's great fun
I fed mine and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# ^
Your uncle?
(LLPaulJ 's momma said knock you out, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# by that time, he won't look wrinkly
and you'll be able to say in all honesty that he's adorable :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# i got twin nephews 10 weeks ago
they're turning into proper little fatheads, but they're so cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# that's really good
that is!

woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Ta muchly,
Cheers for the welcome back, all. I *have* been lurking for a ludicrously long time, haven't I? But no more... :)
(Mr_Fingers, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Blessed are the buckfast drinkers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# pffft
for they know not where they are

(or what their name is)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha
I recognise him. Is he the guy who sleeps in the Lidl car park in Govan?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# wee joe c christie!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# that's the fella
If he's not preaching at the traffic, he's preaching to the tarmac about Huey.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# ha ha ha
for they shall fall to the Earth...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# ah
holy water.
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# blessed are the cheesemakers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# nicely shopped
:D
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# "Buckfast
Makes you Fuck fast"

Are you really proud of having the staying power of a 12 year old boy mr Ned, really?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] ...


Pea?
(27B/6, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahaha Needs more wedding ring
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Modern times
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# pea? if it's a pearoast you should know as that is a re-post of something you've done
Now if you're asking if it's a "bindun" then yes, it has been
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# ...
I dont get it
(Komsomol, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Robbo
(dakers, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# haha
poor robbie
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] "When times get hard Gordon, there's only one thing for it"


(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Hahahaha manic!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# suck it, bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# is this repost time?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# yes...
pearoastage for compo tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)

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