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# i can haz iybrowger
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Ahahaha
You had to make one better than mine, didn't you? :'(
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# yeah.
ninjakitty likes other people's contribs
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# how scary is he without eyebrows?
woo
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I think the eyebrows are his disguise mechanism
he'll fuck up enough and then escape unnoticed due to eyebrow absentia
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Well now we know why he dyes them black,
cos without them he's John Inman's twin brother!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# he is a master of disguise
got to be a master of something :D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Without
He looks kind of like that American chip guy. McCain or whatever. Aha... so that's his game!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Top looping!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# always loop, specially ninjakitty
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# more
fun points for you too
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# you should add some information
in your profile! :)
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# hahahaha
how ,what,why?in reverse
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# this smug twat's face is getting on my tits.
"he enjoys listening to pink floyd, coldplay and leonard cohen. he lives in the morningside area of edinburgh, in the same street as jk rowling."

well, other than liking leonard cohen, fuck him.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# i think a lot of economists want to worse than that to him, hehehehe
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# fine by me, i wholly endorse killing every human.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# except yourself? or including yourself?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# including.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# can i start by murdering you?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# sure. as long as you show commitment afterward.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# that sounds unlikely, guess i won't bother
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Nah go for it
It's not like he can monitor you.
(, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# how long does that go on?
i gave it a few minutes but nothing happened to grab my attention.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# it's an hour long show
with jokes in between the lenard cohen songs

9:45 addicted to trousers.. is genious.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# sixty minutes?
urgh, maybe when i have to lie down, but i can't do it now. i tend to hate comedy and i like leonard cohen. should i bother?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# well i enjoy it.
that could either be a positiveor a negative depending on your stand point.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# right, I'm going to sleep
night all
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# nice!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)
# while the board is slow

she's not deformed, she's laying on a bed so some of her 'sinks'

also, are her legs slightly blurred?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# if she's not deformed she sure as fuck doesn't belong here.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# oooooh.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Boo!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Hello!
:]

I can't sign on right now, I don't think. I might have to go to the vet. My kitty had like, an attack, then she couldn't walk right and she sicked up and now she's like laying there. So we might have to bring her to the vet.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I think you should bring her to the vet.
Like, because she's had an attack and she couldn't walk right and she sicked up and she's like laying there. So I think you should bring her to the vet.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# mofaha is on the phone with a vet now.
I don't really know what's going on. My mum keeps calling my cell phone, every 5 minutes, to ask me about what's happening. I don't even know.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# That's not good :[
I hope everything's alright!
I dunno if I'll be online for very long if you're not gonna get online, but if you're not going to the vet and can sign on, I may be around if you do.
So yeah.

I hope your kitty stops being sicks very soon :[
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# We're not going until 8.
So I can come sign on.

She appears to be able to use her legs now.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Oh ok, that's good :D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# eek, sick catcat
like, sick :(
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Sick.
:[
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# one of mine had an operation, she'd had pills before and was always being sick
she's better now though, she was getting really thin
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Awwwww.
Good, though.

Out oldest cat, Desi, is quite sick. We give her meds but she has something recurring, I think.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# :/
give her lots of chicken :D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Chicken?
hahahah, why chicken?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# this catcat likes chicken


but it has to be actual recognisable chicken, not like nasty brown oblongs of processed floor scrapings
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# What a cute catcat!
:D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# she makes lots of noise, I think she's trying to talk
I think she may be trying to say "DAMN IT! GIVE ME STUFF!! NOW!!"

:D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Awww
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# strangely her brother barely makes any noise at all
she also doesn't like anyone directly looking at her in the eyes if they are too close

I think she got cat issues
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# That's so weird.
We have sibling cats. Tuna, the sister, is quiet and gentle and sweet. Her brother Spencer, is fucking vicious as anything, and is always attacking her.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# What like 2/3rds or something?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Oh hush, you.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# I have been censored and I didn't like it!
*Image removed due to amicable gazzing.*

I could have been reasoned with before and maybe I still can.
Don't take away my rights by force!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# i missed this. something happened?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# The Gekloeppel Continues...
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# OH HAI DEATH.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# please to be making the other dwarfdeaths.
i like it.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# pesky wabbits
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Ooooh.
Awesome.

EDIT: AHAHAHAH, I put Gekloepple into Altavista Babelfish, and got 'crazy person magnifying glass gekloeppel'
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Spooky...
I likes it...
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Posts, and waits for the solicitor's letter
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# ahahahahah!!!!
i love it!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# ty
my moniter is on the way out , I can`t tell if the colour was to bright
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Looks fine to me. (:
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I drew a carriage clock today.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# hohoho
more please(as he ticks the little box)
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I knew that fucker would do something to me...
The question was when.

have a clicketty
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Haha nicely.
But i'm not sure why motion blur decided to add a white outline. :/
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Because it's a gif.
Gif doesn't allow for partial transparency.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Oh yeah, haha
Silly me, why don't they force APNGs to have a smaller filesize?

THOSE IMAGE FORMAT BASTARDS.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I think
I did`nt remove the white bits in the bullet holes as my moniter aint to great an I am struggling with some details
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# mine's like that
they should award all b3tans with new monitors i think
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# does that apply to pc`s too
mine is held together with jam and string with a shreddie processor
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# OH HAI INTERNOTS.

MORE KINDNESS FOR THE INTERWEBNETERLY CHALLENGED.
BEFORE
THE OTHER BEFORE.
EXTREME BEFORE.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Ah, dicksticks. Nostalgia.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# HAI.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# FUCKING HELLO, MATT.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# i thought you were leaving!
YOU LIED TO ME!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# FUCKING BYE, SBEERHAN.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# HOW ARE YOU BROTHER DOCTOR?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# 7/10. YOU?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# 3/10
DRINKING ALONE BECAUSE MY HOUSEMATES HAVE GONE TO A SHITTY FUCKING RAVE.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# 8/10
I AM USING INTERNETS. HA!

HA!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I AM ALSO DRINKING ALONE. BECAUSE I HAVE SOME BEER, BUT NO MONEY. BECAUSE I SPENT IT ON BEER.
I WILL PLAY SOME BIOSHOCK AND BROWSE /V/.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Bioshock is teh sex.
I am awaiting Dawn of war 2, Diablo 3 and Red Alert 3
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# I'm waiting for Far Cry 2 and Mirror's Edge.
Fallout 3 too, but to a lesser extent.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# RAVE!!!!
:D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# BUTTOCKS.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# NO WAI
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# no :(
Raves suck monkey balls.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I'ma have my Sweet 16 as a rave theme. Prolly.
'Cept no ecstasieses.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Nonononono.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Why no?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# DURGS ARE HEALTHY FOR YOU.
Lolpeerpressure.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I just peerpressured mofaha into tasting Juicy Juice.
He freaked out and spazzed and drank a load of water to wash the taste away.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# What is Juicy Juice?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Hahahah
It's 100% Juice for 100% Kids.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juicy_Juice
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# What about 50% kids?
I thought there were laws to stop discriminating against the disabled.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# They can't have any juice.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# How the fuck did they go about producing that?
Was someone sitting around thinking:
"This juice just isn't quite JUICY ENOUGH!"
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# already has toooo much love.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# What?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# It's my 'supersweet 16' in 7 days.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# That show is fucking weird, dude.
Those kids are so typical American, there're plenty kids like that near where I live. :[
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# It's my sweet Super 16 in a few days.
I couldn't afford 35mm
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# needs more before
i mean: *click*
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Cockguns.

deadlier than gunguns
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# COCKS ON A STICK.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I heard the cock on a stick market collapsed
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# NO.
THAT IS INCORRECT.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# *goes looking for a stick*
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# This makes me feel less ill.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Recovering from the Herman37 attack?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Who?
I'm recovering from flu. Of the real kind. Not the man kind that housemate insists I have.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Just some troll who posted about 10 megs of shit in 15 mins earlier tonight.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Oh hai knob on a stick Tokoloshe man
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# HELLO NICE FLOWERPOT. HELLO.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# *GLOMP*
'ank-oo ue a e 'ema
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# COCKHARVEST.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Carry on the theme...
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I wish this was real. I click, and now I leave again.
TO OTHER FORUMS!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# there are other forums?
:o
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# NO, NOW SIT BACK DOWN!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# IT'S A TRAP!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# PRAT, A STI!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Pritt stick?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# no
it's just the way i walk.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Ooh.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# isn't that in Russia some where
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# There's three forums. On the internet. Online.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I'm going to Alcoholics Anonymous meet. Lolbye.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Well it's not fucking anonymous anymore, is it?
GEEZ.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# You fucking ruined it.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# :((((((((((
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# getting a chip tonight?
good luck!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Sure, it's where the neato shirts are made


now my shirt...
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# b/tard
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Dude. Dude, no.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# pff
that was done many moons before the yoda one
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Steampunk me you bitch
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# "you did what?"
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# lol
this is good... i fear noone will see it because theyre ignoring you
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I was only ignoring the cunt with the cunty big anims
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I can't see this because I'm ignoring you

not really
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Presenting: Alistair Darling's attention stealing, mildly annoying eyebrows.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# * smitten
Woo!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Oh fucking hell. I laughed and sneezed.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# yeah!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# That's the single best reply i've ever had.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# yeah?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# you!!!
have a way with eyebrows...well amused
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# hahahan
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# that is very good :D
especially due to a shite computer i got to read your heading and then a chance to expectantly wait..

it didn't disappoint.

a hearty click fromme :)
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# *spits Smarties*
Hahahahahah, looks like he's saying "How *you* doin'"
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# GNOOOP!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Caterpillar breeding ground . . .
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I had a go at making a decal.

CFB
(70kb) | Previous uncoloured version | More demons and shit at bobtodd.deviantart.com.
I think it might be better without the circles around the edges. Never really tried this sort of thing before, so I'm experimenting. Also, he hasn't got a skin complaint; it's just his colouring (you racist).

'Ning!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Fucken awzxome.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Cheers. (:
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# this is nice
better than barry cryer crying fire
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Ah, that's why he's got no hair.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# my barry cryer's got no hair.
how does he smell?

kinda charcoally to be honest.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# You have demonized your demon decal dreadfully delightful . . .
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Dude!
(:
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# woooop :)
you were right that the circles look better when coloured in. :)
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I think it might still be better with no circles, though.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I'd keep the one bottom centre
but yeah.. possibly right about the rest :)
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Looks like some Indian demon god now

*offers fruit and flowers*
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Om nom nom
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Very nice
Now tattoo it on a baby.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I'd quite like to put it on something, at least.
I may put it through the Rasterbator and stick it on my wall.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Nicely done.....Ace....
And I like the circles....
(, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I am the Crayola kid. Also, I have Smarties. ^_^.

CFB
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Yeah - haven't seen you for ages
nings! Great pic as per!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Hallo there.
How goes it? :]

And thank you.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Reasonable mate reasonable
I have delusions of medeocrity at the moment
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Delusions of mediocrity?
You should get that checked out, eh?


;]
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Seeing the Vet tomorrow
to get tutored
:}
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Aahah.
Smart, that is.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Hahaha
That's a VERY fat spliff you've got there. And if those are e's you're doing it wrong.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# They're bits of broken crayons, surely
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
You TERRIBLE parent you, go into her room immediately and confiscate it

for later :)
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Go on Mother
get the guitars, lets write peace songs like we used too...
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Yay, nicely
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Thank you
:D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# that is ace
*click*
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Thank you!
:D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Do you draw the Smarties and then eat them ?
If so it works !
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Hahahah
yepp! :D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# yay!
It's an emu! Woo
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# *emu noise*



Do emus make a noise? x]
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Apparently it sounds like
MCR but the real Emu's will tell you otherwise! ;)
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# You mean MDH, right?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# OMG MDH NO WAI
I LUV THEM OMG
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I NO RITE
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# OMG I GUNNA C THM LIVE DOOD
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# This could easily be viewed as an emo overdosing
because the entire world doesn't understand them, and never will

Only joshing ;)
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Hahahahah
:]
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# emu suicide
you can tell she's gonna dig her head in the ground
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Hahahahahah
What a cool way to die.


Though, actually, I want a Viking funeral if I die. x]
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# In Flames? \m/
yeees count me in
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# if?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Ssssssssshhh
she doesn't know yet
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Well duh.
Vampires only die if they get stabbed in the heart or set on fire. If that doesn't happen, I don't die.




Have you ever heard of vampire suicide? I just realized that in all the vampire books I've read, none have commited suicide. Odd.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Well maybe,
maybe they go to a steak house... sorry
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I don't ge-
Oh...wait...I get it.
*facepalm*
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Be careful
that might be the way Vampires kill themselves, with a lethal facepalm!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# OMG NOOO!
*unfacepalm*
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# are your palms growing hairy?
it may be a bad sign
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# *looks*
Noo...
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# then all is well sister
I shall see you in the shadows, mwahh ha ha ha
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# *backs into shadows*
*cloak swirls about*
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# this is very jolly
i'm liking this
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Thanks.
:D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I actually have to say
I think that's the best thing you've ever done here!!!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Fank you!
:D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# you know what
i was thinking something pretty similar.

but then again, who the bloody hell am i to judge.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Who care
I'm off to bed:P
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Very good
*demands source pic*
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Thank you.
:]
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Sup, buttend?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Yo, dickwad.
How goes it?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Heh, alright. Yourself?
Where've you been hiding?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I'm okay, thanks.
I just couldn't get online for a while.
BUT NOW I AM HERE AND I AM DANCING TO DEAD OR ALIVE.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# YOU GOT GROUNDED FOR PAINTING YOUR CEILING, DIDN'T YOU?
DDIIIIIIDDDN'T YOOOU?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# ...Yes.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# :((((((((( You're no fun.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# :[[[[[ I'm sorry.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# You're not >:((((((((((((((((((((
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# AM TOO!
STOMPSTOMPSTOMP
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# *shove*
STAMPYSTAMPYJUMPYSTAMP
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# *punch*
GROWLSTOMPRAWR
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# You e-hurt me :(
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Sorry, dude.
I can't even punch hard.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# If that hair dye was more fleshtoned it would look a bit like this
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# That's unfortunate.
:]
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I quite like the diplodocus (maybe) on your arm.
Can I have one?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Yes, you may.

Also, hello. *waves* :]
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Nice shine ......
On the hair.....
(, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I feel I should stop gnopping at one point, but it actually seems to be good Photoshop practise.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Its true what they say,
once you gnop you cant stop.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# God
imagine how small his lungs are, or incredibly huge...
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Might just be something in the blend . . .
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# nice one.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Oh god
make it stop
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# It's hypnotic!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Good Lord!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# This makes me think of..
Williams: It's a bum... it's a bum... it's a bum etc

James: go-on yer! (repeat)

*falls over* *never watches another carry on film ever*
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# why is Kenneth singing the spam song while sodomising Sid
?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# hahahahaha!
i think i'm going to have to revisit these, i've more ken and sid filed away in my pending file.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# mummy
what's that man doing to that other man?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# While it's still fuckin funny.......
..and it is

Gnopp on my friend!!!!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# 'kay!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# uh-oh
Gnopdolf Gnopler!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# wahahaha
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# lol
[Mod edit: Too big for the board. Please read the FAQ.]
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# cunt

*hahhhehhAAHHAHHHAHH...nuthin funnier than naughty step
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# ahahahah
is this the board nazi badge?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# no...this is
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Amen to that
blow the fucker up
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# stop it.
stop it now.

i don't like to have to block people :(.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# cunt
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Oh now come on
on now come!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# 2Deeeeeee
how're you today?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Gettin ready to
Post some big arse picture!!!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# oooh excellent
I like big arses. :D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# I shall wave goodbye to you now
I don't even think I will need to ignore you because a mod is going to ban you very soon.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Fucking cuntarse!!!



The mods'll 'ave 'im for sure!!!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# mods are out drinking beer and prostitutes
*didnt mean drinking prozzies...you know what i mean
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# that's right!
they're drinking prostitutes!
uh, I mean...
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Yay for blenders!
Hooker-smoothies. They taste a bit tart.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Now you're just being a total cunt
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I reckon
this is more about posting and not even checking responses
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# yeah,
I reckon this is more about posting than cheking responses.. or previous posters.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# everytime I post
I'm so concerned with response. I only ever got flamed for a badly posted pea!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# your pictures are totally missing the point
they may be good, but who cares since they are inappropriate and piss everyone off?
you better register another account and start anew or something
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Well thank the lord
in Mod's we trust
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Yay!
Go mod go!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Pesky Little Comicses
11. Christ.

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# lolmen!
and may this prayer be uttered at all congregations throughout the world and be HEARD!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Jack Skelington is at it again!
"this is cath-o-lic, this is cath-o-lic"
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Ooh
I shall start my hedonistic phase right now.
*Hedons like mad all over the place*
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Read that as sinister for god . . .
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# it should be.
in a perfect world it would be.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I SHALL FOLLOW THIS
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# *murders some kittens*
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# amen
you rock
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# :)
i told you not to mention my parkinsons in public, you cunt. :P

EDIT: how you been matey.. long time no images.. were the interwebs not strong in this one?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# mate, i've not had the webz for like 6 weeks
i've been "cold teh fear" its not pleasent. i'm having to learn how to draw again =)should be back in gear again soon hopefully
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# FINISH THAT GODDAMN PRIVATE EYE STORY!!
:D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# that
I like
woo
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Ocampo remake
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# bloody tease's
GIVE ME MA FOOD MAMA!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# That took a sec
lovely stuff, have a hearty *click* :)
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Marvellous


(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# lovely and under a meg
how did you manage it!?

they're nicer than these birds
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I like the way your birds roost !
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# i especially like
nostril bird. :D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Wow
That is pretty and 144½ types of clever.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
#
That is really quite wonderful.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# *stuffs a worm in her*
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# star w
[Mod edit: Too big.]
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# what's wrong with you?
are you fucking stupid?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# he will trouble me no further.
shame.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# No wonder the arsey board
Is going so arsey slow. Sigh.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Size is ok (pfffffffffffft)
but you really should save these for your profile or something or just fuck off
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Yes, very good.
What will happen is, everyone will ignore you and you'll get no replies if you try and make something worthwhile again.
Or you might just get banned.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# wow
my first ever ignore. All the racist shit that tiberiuswhatever posted and I refrained from ignoring the wazzock.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Enjoy your ban.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# not yours, shit, too big, and too many of them.
get murdered.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# lol
Mod edit: HYOWGE.]
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Well done.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# You appear to be a troll
or a retard
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Please kindly refrain from using
The 'Legend' Sid James in you cuntish behaviour,
Thanks.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Now I don't like being narky
but is this not a bit of a waste? Woo tho I suppose, maybe
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# How is that woo?
it's 2mb of shite
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# aaah
sarcasm doesn't read well, I should be more careful :)
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# good god.
i'm going to ignore you now. you're a bit silly
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Over 2 mb
to crop a bit of video and put your name on it?
FFS you have eaten my monthly bandwidth allowance!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# +one word
cunt
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# gif
[Mod edit: GINORMOUS.]
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Come on now man.
Dont be a cunt, optimise that shit.

Edit: Look, there are websites about it and everything.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# But, but, it's so well animated and such!
Don't kill it with artifacts!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Artifacts are like the chocolate chips of images.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# It would look just as good with many less frames.
Motion blue covers missing frames nicely.
edit: and motion blur does much the same
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Is that like "Ocean Blue"?
:P
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I have no idea how that happened
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# 'e' is next to 'r'
simple typo.


*doesn't mention anything about fat fingeredness.*
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I'll step up my finger exercising routine
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# bless
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# :D


(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# about 8 less by my reckoning
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Its only got 9 frames.
must be the pallet size, but even then it should still be waaaay less than a meg. HOW HAVE YOU DONE THIS?

I suspect witchcraft.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Ah, I didn't check.
I'm sure it could still lose a few.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Hopefully God will be along soon to edit him in the fuck.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Woo!
But.....Is it "Gobble your bandwidth Friday" or summat?


Smallerise please.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# wanna come for a pie round 5ish in broomhill on sunday?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Pie!
Prolly not....
The missus is all b3ta'd out.
Bash last week, then one next month, then in Dec and Feb...
She'll think i'm having an affair!!!!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
#
ah well, we'll probly only be out for an hour or two tops. best pie in the north =) if you change your mind gimme a gaz and i'll send you my mobile number
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Aye.


(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Pie > missus
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I know!!!!





(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# damn right. pop up, have a pie and pint.
you know it makes sense
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Deja Vu
Either that or it's bunker time.
*Trots off to the bunker carrying armsful of Tunnocks Caramel Wafers*
Edit: Oh I see it has a train going through it so it IS different. Still, it's over 1mb so I shall remain in this bunker.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Hey!
Wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# You still "Chocolate Queen of South Africa?


(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Yes
Yes I am.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Then I shall remain jealous of you then.


(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# There is a pallet stacked high with about GBP2000 worth of choccies
less than 1 metre from my desk.
We were moving stuff around and I said to leave that one there as it comforts me and makes good acoustics for musics.
I like to stroke it as I get up from my desk :)

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# lot of it about tonight
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# well I like it
bt have finally sorted my line so got to try it out somehow :-)
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# making a still thumbnail and linking to this is your friend

anyway, nice anim
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# When realise this
prosper you will! urghhh huu huuu
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# ironically it's hosted on
a site called tinypic.

I'm going to repost as an example of how to smallerfy animations
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Yesh!
ha ha ha!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# FUCK ME
THERE IS A CAR GOING THROUGH PRESEIDENT KENNEDYS HEAD JESUS
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# that's who it is
i saw the still version but didn't have clue who it was, really must swat up on my american royals
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# (The joke is that both Lincoln and Kennedy were shot through the head)
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# BIGGER PLEASE
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Pearoast
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# i like this
is that what one clicks?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# not yet
i don't think you even managed to get one this big.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Hang on...
Is that a gif?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# the one i saved says it's a jpg
now that is clever, an animated jpg, i think we can forgive the size as we are witnessing a miracle
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# well screw my ear with a weasel
I got to get to ma church
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# ps
was referencing his subject line
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# how... how have you done this?
its bigger than god. what is this twelvety-hundred bit colour?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# colours that haven't been
invented yet, truly we should be in awe
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Even lost the gold ring..

so sorry
/edit: dang, coulda used a ref to the GTSE plummeting
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Shame too . . . gold is up . . .
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# really?
can you see it? I tried not to zoom
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Gold is where you find it . . .
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I had a little chat with my financial dude this afternoon
who more or less said alot of this 'crisis' is the usual media bollocks by journalists who have a semi-grasp of how the markets work, and all this is a wobble that happens now and then

Good time to buy shares if you know where apparently for returns in five or so years. I got a letter informing me he's just invested £4150 of my money in Saracen Growth Alpha Fund today, whatever that is

*fingers crossed*

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Buy low . . . stay high . . .
may good fortune smile upon you !
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I'm floating man :)
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# £41.50
that's nearly my years wages you've just gambled with there, steady on old chap.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# did you mean
teh GOATSE plummeting?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# yeah was
trying to FTSE to GTSE you see
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# oh yeah right
so obvious i missed it :]
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Blasphamy, blas-for-yoooou....
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# They were around when Jesus Christ had his moment down in pain.
This could go on for the whole song...
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Quo vadis
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# There was no need to shop that,
Parfitt is already by Jesus' legs
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# is he sucking jeebus' toes?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# No that's Mary Magdelin
Parfitt's above her head.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Cull Pritts
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# blasphastic
in the nicest possible way..
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# TEH quoooooooooooooo!
*shatters glass*
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# charming
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# ha ha!
Glad you stuck around ;)
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I really don't know what to say to this.
I'll stick with 'woo'.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# you up to owt on sunday? if you're not doing much do you fancy going for a pie?
open invitation to all sheffield b3tans
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Sounds good to me.
My main plan for this weekend was to bum around, but pie sounds even better.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# cool, the notty serves until 7PM so i'll prolly text you about 5ish or so
best pie you'll ever eat.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Nice one.
Where abouts is it?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# in broomhill. its just after richer sounds
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# i like you
you can stay
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# S l i n k y . . .
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)

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