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# This disturbs me

(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# hmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# you're no fun anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
#
anymore

:D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I forgive you!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# It's the moody man they call
Mr Prodigy69
He's upset at the board
Cos there's sand in his vagin
a
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# *hahaha ^_^

sandy vageenas


*is actually not moody tonight, but is enjoying winding people up.


/cunt blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# We love him at the end of the day
because his stuff makes us smile so much at work, when things might be tough

the guy is a legend
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# pffh your all gay!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# It's not gay
if I only come in your hair when you are sleeping... right?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# you're sexy when you talk spurty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# disturbs you in the fucking pants, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# ha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I wish
titillation was that easy...
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# you mean it's not?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# So
A gaping howard does it for you?

Hmm. I might use that as a euphemism in the future.

(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# haha
makes me confused in my pants...... and now i've spilt confusion all over them
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# i can do that
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I'M NOT DEAD YOU CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Ancient pearoast and my sole fp.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# fp and a repost

you are a cock..so there
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# painters in?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# yea leonardo said you're a cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Is that against the rules?
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# you've been here longer :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# nice........i am warming
to this....warmer already
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# homage type thingy

*hopes not to push too many*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# that man appears to have horns
many apologies if it's you, and you have some sort of medical condition which gives you the appearence of horns.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# that's not art, it's craft.
*starts artgument, runs*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# hahaha
noice
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] oldy pea....
(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# wow that is FANTASTIC!
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# pixellate filter stuck on top of an excel document perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# i hope not
but i'm not that bothered if it is, as it's a great idea
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# haha, CynicalToats with the hardhitting analysis.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# BUSTED!
He's going to be excelling... at being in jail!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Definitely a fake.
The pixels don't line up with the grid; It reeks of fail.

I've done this for reals before, but I've misplaced my version after a reformat.

(I have too much free time.)

*pop*
(endek, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:16, archived)
# *applauds*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# cock
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# That's not Pedantichrist, dude ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# oh...my mistake


I've actually not said anything about that self-absorbed cunt in ages*


*dammit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Yay scary movie maker!

Finally, the Halloween pack I've been beavering away at for the last few weeks is done and available for Moviestorm.
I'll shut up about it now and get on with the b3ta pack :D

*edit - this isn't just spam you know? I made this image using the art package what I am going on about. It's like if I made Photoshop and came up with this.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# was this made in Moviestorm by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# moviestorm? what is this amazing sounding free 3d film making device, made by a small group of film loving people in Cambridge?
please tell me more and let me subscribe to your newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I don't know, I have never in all me days never ever heard of anyone talking about it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Well I certainly won't not be talking about it ever again
no sireee, or is that yes siree?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# well done.
I still have no idea what moviestorm is
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# It's what I've been helping make for the last 3 years
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I'm sure it's very good.
I'm just ignorant of it yet.

I do hope it's not piss easy to churn out classy animations with, as it's all we'll ever see and nobody will say 'wow' when we spot a Happy Toast again ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Aww bless
they just want a huge, fluffy hug!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# That looks pretty amazing stuff right there
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# you should change your name to happyghost for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# there is one with a cheerier face actually.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# we're so happy to be dead!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Moore's onboard



Edit "o"
(Anders Last had a work LOL on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Can't stop
self...

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Hahaha
I'd buy that for a dollar
(Anders Last had a work LOL on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# ;)

damn I'm slow at creating in a hurry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# haha---- and i thought I was mad
*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] just cooking supper and noticed....

Wait!... Thats no hob!...
considering I thought the effects in that film were works of art its compo'd so bleh!
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Why are you cooking supper in the dark?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# flash off
otherwise REFLECTORZZZZZZZZZZ
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Oooh.
Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# why am i looking at your hob?
nice 8-wing, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# why am I looking
at your pan sensor?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# I have a pan sensor?
:O
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I do,
don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# :(
Its on the "I really need one" list
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I do.
I call them 'eyes'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# What was cooking on the other hob?
Eh? We must know!!
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# rice, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Milenium falcon eggs
actually all I was cooking were some naff (supposed to be chicken) in breadcrumb thingies
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] That's no moon, etc...
..beaten by a few minutes, but here goes anyway.



Click for bigger (328KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Ace.
It's either no moon, or a 50s ninja zippy doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# arf!
needs more zip mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# looks better than my hob!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# star wars was not art.
it was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# It wasn't one.

(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# crown jewel
*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# hahaha
bless you.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# evening
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# davew27 is your brother?!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# you didn't know this?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# not until recently
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I frequently wish I could say the same
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# he's not is he?
and evening
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# he is
Of all the weird things to stumble across, there's a photo of me in this video.
Covered in blood and holding a doll. I am quite freaked out, since it has to have been at least 12 years ago or something.

It's at 1:48

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iRF1bZQauMs
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# cooo
I used to go to Edwards quite a bit at the start of the 90's
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Is he really?
How very odd. kick him up the arse and give him a sense of humour. He don't take the piss-take too well at all, but then he is at 'that age'.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# so are you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# ooh
'ark at her!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# hahaha
very tittersome...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# That's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# one demands one's phonecall!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Tesco now selling "SHITO"
Ronseal



Click for bigger (175KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# why am I looking at a picture of your shito?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I got some funny looks...
...probably from people who eat this stuff regularly and wonder why it's so exciting a white english bloke would take a photo of it.

On the plus side you could tell someone to "go eat Shito"...
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# *re-stitches sides*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# SHIT HOT!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Marvelous!
Brilliant, actually :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Oh dear how can I follow up the last effort
Nevertheless behold my rampant amateurism:


(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# the new dr. who isn't much of a looker, is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# tell the ugly bastard
to use that tardis to sort out my fucking bank!
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# is there any point in nazi-ing people who use photoshop for this compo?
or shall i just fuck off now?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# This might not be shopped
They could have drawn it and cut out a hole for the face and followed Gorden Brown around until he was in the right position and taken a picture.

Probably didn't do this but there is a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# hahahahah *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Probably not much point, but I'd enjoy it immensely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# oh...........
Didn't realise there was such a thing as non-photoshop comps on b3ta..

Not that I get anywhere near the most popular anyway

/noob
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Have you actually *read* what the challenge is this week?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
#
Perhaps u should hazard a guess
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Half a pound of chicken feet?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# pish
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# hmm.

Click for heeuuge

edit: I just realised the record sleeve in the source image appears to be spunk-spattered
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# oh that took me a moment
edit:

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# hahahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# hahah what a dream team
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# oh yes!
even better if you had peter cook on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# subtle and topshop
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Scarily Woosome
nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# barry took & gene hackman
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# bloody good shop
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Oh bloody hell, that's superb!
*does his clicking duty*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# it's evening
yet you're here

wha_bu?!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I know...
Shouldn't be allowed, really.

I'm enjoying Pie & Chips (guilty treat) and b3ta-ing.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# oooh pie and chips, lovely
I just ate some sausage butties mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Was coloured sauce involved?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# T'was brown - BBQ sauce mmm
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Good call.
Red would have been, well, just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Agreed
Noone wants to eat a sandwich that looks like it is full of severed cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Sir, for that, you get this:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# *smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# I remember this one.....
State of the art effects WASTED on a crap movie.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Fitting and accurate representation of mictoboy?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# contemporary state of the art
it looks fucking rubbish now
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# damn.
you do realise i've got the horn again now, don't you? i hope you're happy with yourself!
*buggers off for a cold shower*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I hate it when people don't keep to their time slots

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# time zones, surely?
Central European Time, indeed...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# pfft
You said 'slots'
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# oh, you....
:D

*hugs to bits*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# hughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughug
hughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughug


hug

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# you beautiful, lovely man. :D
*melts*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# *mops up and pops back into freezer*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# bloody nora, it's chilly in here
give us that jumper, will you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# *rolls eyes*
O...K....

*presses play on cassette player and slowly removes pulli*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I say!
All the treats tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Ahh yeh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUIRJiYEWo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# haha would
apart from that hair.. what's going on, girlfriend???
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# How the fuck did you find that clip?

ffs - "You want some of this?"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# he's got some cracking songs
i love 'stay at home dad'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I was going to say sluts first
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Ha!
Well, that works too.

Bless you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# *CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# excellent and rather creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Fucking hell.
That's so good I had no idea what you'd done for about five minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Wonderful-tastic Mr Dixon
/disappears
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# oh yes.
that's just great.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# that's utterly marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Just realised
my arse ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes, it's an oddly shaped potato. And a shoelace. And a watchstrap.
it's an oddly shaped potato. And a shoelace. And a watchstrap.

(After Warhol's "Cow 1976")

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# yes it is
(could be link to the original as im ignorant when it comes to art) ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# There's a clickable link
- does that help?

It's not a very mooooving image, I know
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# i think i prefer yours
to be honest
ta for the link :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Thanks!
I'll stick it on eBay once the compo's over.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# how much are they chargin to sell stuff now?
mummble mummble robbing gits
i'm currently listening to Peaches : the teaches of peaches (fu*k the pain away) *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# that grapes my squildo
oh yes it does
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# you sick belgian bastard
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# andorran, thank you very much!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Quick!
Injure one of his antennae!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# For some reason,
the belt makes me think of Han Solo...

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Han shot first
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# yeah but his missus finished herself off by hand
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Do you reckon after all those years of just him and the wookie
that he ever tried it on with Chewie...?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# chewie was a paedo
or at least, attempted paedo.

why else would he go for the ewoks
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# GGRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRRNNNNNN
*translates as 'Oh dear, I appear to have split another one.'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# That leather is a bit racy
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# £150 for just over a metre square?!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# May as well just get a real cow.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# that is ashally rather crafty

*likes it*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# just hit me
as excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# warhol? art? no.
haha, i'm going to have fun this week slagging off crap 'artists'. warhol was a simpleton.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# woo-hoo...boisterous bikers
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# bargain booze always brings out the finest specimens of humanity to engage in succinct exchanges of witty ripostes
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I think your brain is going to blow up, at this rate
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# haha ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Brilliant.
But as a Salford boy and a Harley rider I have to inform you that the Manchester chapter is a bit further up the road in Irlam ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] No shoppage


and I have checked b3tards 5 times so am sure have not posted before...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# LIES
www.b3ta.com/board/7906154

go to your room without any supper.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# did I ? Sorry. Not on B3tards though - confusing
well covered myself by re scanning the original watercolour, resizing, re doing the colours and chopping some off

calls lawyers...........and has supper
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# I still gave it a click :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# you're such a babe
:}
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# twice actually
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7902182
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# GOD DAMN

as it were
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# thats mofoaffa
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Neigh-ly fell for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# fuckin ell sorry
I did check down the lists on b3tards loads of times I promise.

Will take back down if you think appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Looks like you put the other one on b3ta hosting.
I wouldn't worry about it, simple mistake
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# multos apologios
:}
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# hugs
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Ta
won't do again promise
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# no worries
all is forgiven as long as you have some cake?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# eating cake as we speak
..if that is possible
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# nom nom nom
perfection
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# damb, your rutheliss
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] 2 peas in a pod




Does using google images count?
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# and i'm just guessing here
and some image manipulation software as well
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# no - just telepathy.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# i forgot to mention
although i really can't be doing with dali for the most part, i rather like the bottom image.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# so Dali invented the seamhorse
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Queen of England



Could be better to be honest.
EDIT: It's shit. Curses.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Baaaaaaaaaaaaaa'm
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I can't believe it's not better!
:D hehe, silly old Queen
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I don't care if he did have the body of the queen
I would still fuck him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# God bless 'im :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# hahahaha
your humble subject
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Photoshop you fanny


Okay, I'm trying my first animation with the above image. I'm using photoshop CS3. The help files are shite. Can anyone point me in the direction of a website explaining it well?
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
#
www.google.com
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# *at home LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# that's the spirit
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Oh really?
Okay, I've lurked long enough that I'm not going to foal for that one.
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# you're pregnant with a horse?
impressive.

Edit: I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# haha
You might try here as a starter, but there are plenty of tutorials out there:

www.photoshoppower.com/home/tutorial/cs3/animation.html
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Yeah, actually.
You're more help than I was.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# stop it!
your tricky links come up purple anyway

http://www.photoshoppower.com/home/tutorial/cs3/animation.html

www.photoshopwiz.com/how-to-animate.html
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Therein lies the beauty,
everyone's been on google.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# oh yeah
well, it's likely.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Yes
Well at least you tried.
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# That's great
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# I'm no expert
but there is a recommended site for tutorials, if you read the FAQ.

Here:
http://www.lemony.co.uk/tutorials/animating/index.htm
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# --- .... / -.-- . .- .... ..--..
.... --- .-. ... . / -... ..- --. --. . .-. . .-.
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Haha - touche!
But really, go to the lemony site - it's good
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Cheers
there now.
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# does this help
www.video-tutes.com/player/player.php?id=1601&T_id=23

only asking because i'm still waiting for it to load, can't work image ready myself yet.

edit/ no it doesn't but there might be something else.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Um
Looks like the chap's got PS extended. The timeline animation looks easier that the frame based one. Still learnt a couple of things.
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# My lord
Why on earth did Adobe set up the animation in photoshop like that?
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# pffft
www.lemonparty.org
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Go there a lot do you?
O O
^
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Try this:
http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Nice twist
.
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# google maidenart
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# :)
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# it's all explained
very well in the manual. In the bit where they tell you about the animation window and movie timeline.

The manual, it's the big thick book that came with your software when you bought it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# KICK THEM IN THE CUNT!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7667920.stm
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)
# brilliant
was about to do a compo entry but will hold off so this can be top page for a while
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)
# haha
lolitix
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Lovely!
I've been wanting to do something with those arrows for years...
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
Who do you think you kidding Mr Brown..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# hehehehe!
gordon brown goes off to town on the eight twenty one.....

give me an hour or so and i'll do the next line
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# But he comes home each evening
and he's ready with his funds
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# eight?
I always thought it was A21
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Their flags like a low budget version of ours.
YOU MIGHT HAVE ALL THE COD, BUT WE HAVE THE DIAGONALS!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# leave Iceland alone!
...or they'll make really annoying music, or or or, ummm,, hack into your web server or sumpthin'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Are we still doing Richard & Judy headswaps?
Splendid, I'll just pop this here then. Ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)
# chuffin' 'ell!
that's really well shopped. good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)
# :D cheers
I rather like this faceswap lark
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# hahaha
lezzas
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)
# haha
disturbingly well done
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Yeh, halfway through doing it I thought "what the fuck am I doing??"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Hmmmmm.....
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Do they really look so alike?
I'm scared and confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
#
conf
aro
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Worryingly good, sir
*ker-lick*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Haha, good one
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# HAHA! lordy
I love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Fucking hell
thats good!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] ....


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# hahah
very good *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# brilliant!
damn you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Excellent stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# haha, fantastic
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# charming!
nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# would it be cuntish to point out that this has bindun?
b3ta.com/challenge/officeart/ (title image)
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)
# ahh that one was fun
people whining "you used a program to do that"

well, fuck, YES that was the point

heh

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# not at all
*points and jeers

also, nicely Mr c
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Ooh, Christ!
That smarts!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# this image challenge means we have to upload real photos
that's so out of order!!
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Hmmm...
"Using anything but the arts package on your computer..."
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# ...recreate some real-world art using everyday objects
Examples: melt some clocks in the oven to do some Dali, or shape the Venus de Milo out of mashed potato. Anything is possible.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Excel - Everyday object.
"Anything is possible."

Why am I arguing this?
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)
# yah right!
excel != everyday object
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# personally, as an accountant
excel is far too much of an everyday object.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# why is it out of order?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
# because of
all the stick people get from regulars if they post a non-shopped photo!!
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# well, that's their look out, there's nothing generally wrong with doing it
it just gets repetitive if it's about nothing in particular - hence the backlash against (what was) real photo sunday.
however, b3ta is a fickle beast at the best of times, so the best thing to do is just accept that this week
they want people to be creative, take a pic/screenshot etc and show us what you can do.
Never take b3ta seriosuly, or to heart. B3ta is all things to all people
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)
# hippy
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I've been called many things in my time,
'hippy' is certainly not one of them until now :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
I can assure you aren't fella! ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# i'm merely going to describe what i've done
so this week i'll be posting all of my entries on /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)
# You're a brave man, soldier
/talk isn't that bad, and can be quite enjoyable.

There. I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Real photo Sunday failed
because all the lurkers would turn up who didn't have any grasp of optimization, to at times quite insane levels. I found it otherwise quite interesting for a while, before alas, as you say, it got out of hand and repetitive



(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Nicely
He was born three blocks from my house, but I never went to see his museum over here. I did visit the big one in The Hague a lot though. Wonderful stuff. Really.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll pea this I think as no shoppage whatsoever


"No Ice!!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# heh heh hello sailor
may as well also
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)
# that's what you call an inflatable!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# can someone direct me to a museum
i don't care for historic anything... let alone works of art
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)
# I found Clansoul in the V&A Museum last week
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
# is that spunk in his hair?
you got abit excited?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Shaky camera, thankfully
and the fact they don't allow tripods in the V&A
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# i can't blame them
aliens inside large three-legged machines are bound to break stuff.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# was that last Tuesday?
i think it's mine
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# the new office suite looks shit
can't say something about the actual useability though
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# its awful to use
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# oh..at least they're consistent then
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Excellent.
Help thyself to a click.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# BATTLECHEF.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)
# salutes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Man the patés!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# LET WAR COMMENCE!!!!
I love this very much - love the differing line thickness and textures, it gives your work a refreshing new edge to it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# NUBBLEHEAD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# I'll have a BLT and a side of beefs . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# I'm saving that,
in my 'possible future Walrus Man thing' folder for a rainy day of colouring in...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# I can't help thinking "the muppets"
and him speaking like that
hurdy wurdy hurdy wurdy
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)

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