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# Good morning B3ta.
Silly kitten. Shuttle is not NomNom
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Uber Cat!
this is an utterly flufful morning!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Caaaaaaaats Iiiiiiiiiin Spaaaaaaaaace!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Oooooo
It's giant cat day !!!
yays :-)
(smalldickedandproud, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# ning
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# ^ I like that.
* clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# morrrrning hungovers
Making plans for breakfast
(smalldickedandproud, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Hahaha
The rabbit would 'ave 'im!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# thats why
he needs to plan... :-)
(smalldickedandproud, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# levers and pullies, I say.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# hahah nicely
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Noooooo
Run bunny, run...
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Doggy says!

The bastard I was having a dream about Gwen Stefanni...
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 8:51, archived)
# spunk in its eye.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 8:54, archived)
# spunk in you are eye
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:04, archived)
# firstly lets loose that stray ' ...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Spunk in Their Eyes
Tonight Matthew I'm going to be on Angelina Jolie.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# really?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# It's written on the internet so it must be true!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# I am a single millionare.
now let's wait for the gazs to pour in!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Yeah that just means you have milions of single:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# no need to rub it in :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# meh who needs money
when you have magic beans!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I don't have any magic beans either.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Poor people.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# i bet you were shagging Gwen
you woke up and realised you were humping the dog
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# shit, this happened to me too many times
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# hump it all
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# did.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Doddy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)
# pix plz
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# I don't know why are you looking at a picture of my dog?
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# HELLO FRIENDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 7:49, archived)
# lo gronky


those eyes freak me out
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 7:56, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 8:00, archived)
# please make this stop happening
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 8:46, archived)
# hello.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 7:56, archived)
# HI
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 8:02, archived)
# yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hes dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 8:00, archived)
# The x marks on his eyes mean that he died of a drug overdose
most likely crack cocaine.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 8:02, archived)
# yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 8:02, archived)
# Sometimes I worry that people take drug deaths too seriously
you have helped alleviate my fear today.

I will remember this moment.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 8:06, archived)
# drug deaths are a joke.
a super funny joke like gumpy peeing in a urinal.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 8:07, archived)
# TOTALLY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hZffVqOLlk&feature=related

LOOK, THEY WENT FROM SLAVES TO DRUGDEADS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 8:09, archived)
# this is only good because of the jungle music in it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 8:12, archived)
# It is impossible to not love the sound of bongos.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 8:20, archived)
# OH, HAI. BTW...YOU WOULDN'T JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE A SPARE PARACHUTE?


(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 8:07, archived)
# I'm not much of a parachute type, to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 8:10, archived)
# Never thought much about them myself.
Until this happened, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 8:21, archived)
# SHUTTERSTOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# noooooooooooo gumby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't turn on the computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
it has a picture of a cat's penis on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 6:48, archived)
# Also
Snaxe Porn
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 6:51, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE SNAKE PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 6:53, archived)
# I HEARBY DECREE AN OFFICIAL BAN ON ALL PORN.
PORN, YOUR DAYS ARE OVER.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 6:54, archived)
# I just deleted my hard drive.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 6:55, archived)
# YES!!!!!
ANOTHER VICTORY. TAKE THAT, PORNOGRAPHY.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 6:55, archived)
# YOU'LL TAKE MY CHEESE PRON FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS FASCIST!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 6:56, archived)
# oh yeah?
well. whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 7:02, archived)
# can gumby walk into computers like he walks into books?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 6:53, archived)
# for his sake i hope not,
HES ABOUT TO TALK INTO A CAT'S PENIS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 6:54, archived)
# I wonder what pokey would have to say about all this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 6:55, archived)
#
"thats some fucked up shit, gumby, i hate cat's penises".
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 6:57, archived)
# Upon withdrawal of the penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vagina, which may cause ovulation. Because this does not always occur, females are rarely impregnated by the first male with which they mate.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 7:04, archived)
# gumby peeing in a urinal I
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 7:10, archived)
# gumby peeing in a urinal II
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 7:11, archived)
# gumby peeing in a urinal III
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 7:13, archived)
# In the first picture the urnial is peeing into him.
I thought we discussed this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 7:15, archived)
# no you never ever have told me this.
but i would believe it. gumpy is made out of clay.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 7:19, archived)
# Is harbl a real word or is that just some 4chan bullshit?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 7:21, archived)
# i have never heard the term "harbl" in my entire life.
so i guess i assume its some 4chan bullshit?

what does it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 7:24, archived)
# I had some weird idea that it was a technical term for a cat's penis
further research shows that people just write harbl on lolcat pictures for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 7:26, archived)
# yeah its like this stupid joke like its the same as a silly word that means a swear word.
gay.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 7:32, archived)
# and introducing...
gumby peeing in a urinal IV

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 8:13, archived)
# HOLY HELL
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 8:22, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 8:23, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 8:28, archived)
# what does a cat's penis look like?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 6:02, archived)
# Old and sticky and attached to your aunt
(__, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 6:03, archived)
# sick, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 6:04, archived)
# thank you, this was helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 6:42, archived)
# My lord
I clicked on /talk by accident.

Was really confused for a second there.

I'll see myself out.
(I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 6:25, archived)
# rad, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 6:49, archived)
# i accidently stumbled upon the most awesome book summary in the world
www.sharmakrauskopf.com/danger.htm

check out the rest of her site. she is an american woman living in a scottish lighthouse. complete nutter.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 6:30, archived)
# Oh shi-!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 6:38, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 7:58, archived)
# sick, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 6:43, archived)
# Do you know that moment where you go to hug someone and then realise that they don't want you to hug them but you've already gone too far to withdraw so you both just have this really awkward hug?
It kinda looks like that.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 7:17, archived)
# sick, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 7:32, archived)
# Its 4:45 in the mornng.
The party i was at has finished. leaving me wired with little to do. I made myself a new wallpaper. happy sunday all

you like?
Click for bigger although still only 50k (51KB)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:46, archived)
# *is in same boat
*due to Vodka consumption only
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:55, archived)
# good :). make yourself a new wallpaper and show me
or make some music.
or sleep
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:57, archived)
# i am watchin merkin Little Britain on catchup
*its a bag of poo

*desktop is ablur of icons, couldnt find shop if i tried.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 5:00, archived)
# You're at risk of being sent to spang with out any supper
Young fellow liladdo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Why does it look so lossy?
Is that part of the aesthetic? If so, I'm afraid that'd just bug me too much to use as a wallpaper.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 5:07, archived)
# yea It was supposed to be static and satuatid
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 5:12, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 5:57, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 6:53, archived)
#














(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 8:01, archived)
#






















































(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 8:15, archived)
# wins
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# #_#...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:25, archived)
# I BET HE IS LISTENING TO: BEE/MUSIC PUN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:26, archived)
# BEE-GEES
BEE-TLES
BEE-ZER
BEE-TUS
BEE-THER
BEE-STIE BOYS
CAPTAIN BEE-FHEART
FAT BEE SLIM
GODS-BEE-D YOU! BLACK EMPEROR (BEE)
APHEX BEE
BEE BEE DOLLS
THE PRODIG-BEE
BEE-PUSHER
BEE COLOURS RED
THE JIMI HENDRIX BEE
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:31, archived)
# Fuck, that tired me out.
Bed.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:33, archived)
# pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:35, archived)
# when i click on your name...
...it's a real treat... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:55, archived)
# Teehee! Thank ye.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:59, archived)
# *wonders about a possible solution
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:35, archived)
# none of the above...
... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:42, archived)
# This is rather fookin good y'no
*wouldnt be cussing if sober
CLICK
*would have clicked even if sober
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:33, archived)
# heh heh...he's listening to some classic metal...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzK_EVul6dQ
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:42, archived)
# looks about 500 ish bpm.....
*serious beats
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:54, archived)
# he's a headbanger...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYKh85Leq_g
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 5:02, archived)
# i near pissed laughing...you made me dig this out hahhhahhahha
Spinal tappy

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TsoLb-E7oy8


!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 5:10, archived)
# omg...help us...
...i like this chick...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_w5V0tyaPo
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 5:17, archived)
# speaking of Spinal Tap...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZbHagBNY98
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 5:33, archived)
# buzzin tunes man
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 5:11, archived)
# + big hand, little hand
= first class alarm clock
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 5:16, archived)
# too much bass...
...BOOM....... BOOM....... BOOM...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 5:27, archived)
# you're cheating!

srry if this has been posted 4
(fonebone10 hasn't bothered to put on a signature yet, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# It's five trillion really.
www.prisonplanet.com/total-bailout-cost-heads-towards-5-trillion.html
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# A million space bucks!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)
# 37 tunics in old money.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:10, archived)
# TOAP INNIT
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:14, archived)
# I AM WATCHING SNOOKER. I WANT TO PLAY VIDEOGAMES. IT IS LATE. I AM NOT TIRED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:36, archived)
# Get yourself a DS and an R4DS.
I'm learning Japanese at the mo mint.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)
# Naw. I've absolutely no inclination to buy a handheld.
Nor a PS3 or 360.

I prefer using my PC.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:54, archived)
# Steal one then.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=otuCPqrGd0Q
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:56, archived)
# OMFG Y DUS KIRK HAMMETT TAPE HIS HANDZ
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:19, archived)
# I played Mass Effect recently and remembered why I hate commercial PC games.
It was bad enough that the game had weird super powers but when someone uses them close to you and your computer freezes for a whole second then that's just shitty game design.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:57, archived)
# I played Mass Effect all the way through
and it doesn't do that on my system.
It was pretty fucking lame though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:01, archived)
# Have you got one of those future gaming systems from space then?
Because it seems that having a one year old system means you can play any games except the ones made by big commercial studios which run like an quadraplegic turtle.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:05, archived)
# I avoided it because it looked shitty.
I'm awaiting Far Cry 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:14, archived)
# 5% off on STEAM at the moment, isn't it?
I'd love to get Left4Dead on release day, I've been waiting for that 'un but my PC won't be able to handle it :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:18, archived)
# I pre-ordered. I don't really use Steam much at the moment.
Unfortunately I really need to upgrade my graphics and PSU before playing them, so I can run them dead good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:25, archived)
# GUESS WHAT I NEED TO UPGRADE :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:27, archived)
# EVERYTHING BUT RAM?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:31, archived)
# I should still up the RAM, I'm only at 1gb after that upgrade.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:31, archived)
# :(((((((((
I visited PC World the other day and had a look at a 9800gt. It was expensive in there so I bought a £3 80mm fan instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:34, archived)
# I've just got VERY pissed off at my DS.
I've got to the end of the last chapter and level of Lego Batman (at least on the hero section) and it keeps crashing. It's irritating me, and I'm wondering if it's a faulty ROM.

If anyone has a working one, especially if my save file would be transferrable to that ROM, I'll swap you a sex for it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:17, archived)
# In that case, drink more coffee
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:06, archived)
# Didgeridoo, Didgeridon't

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
# I don't have to understand
I JUST KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:15, archived)
# damn...
...that made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:20, archived)
# ...it made me laugh again...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# Here we go!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:27, archived)
# WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:30, archived)
# Climate Crime! - unshopped btw
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)
# Hang on, help is winging its way to you Eddie. These eat those.

Or was that toads...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:41, archived)
# Ah, Feesh-Wing, danke.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:43, archived)
# Can I get a badge and billy-club to enforce these new rules on my family?
*anxiously awaits a 'YES' answer*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:39, archived)
# All are welcome.
www.climatecops.com/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:41, archived)
# Awesome!
I can hang this from the door before I get a chance to wash the blood off of the walls
www.climatecops.com/downloads/climate_cops_door_hanger.pdf
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)
# As long as it's printed on recycled skin.
Or off to a FEMA camp you go.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)
# "Whack off as many as you can!!!"
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Someone should be
physically punished for that moldy abortion.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:46, archived)
# AaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAh, FREAK OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:50, archived)
# Hold still, you exploitive rat bastard!
Hmmm, I keep missing, perhaps I should
try an aluminum baseball bat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:06, archived)
# I need to peepee.
I go now.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:09, archived)
# Cya.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:10, archived)
# Haha, YES.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:33, archived)
# This genuinely gives me Fears,
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:15, archived)
# CO2 is the new AIDS.
You remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:20, archived)
# ALBATROSS!

(edit) 'course you don't get fackin wafers with it!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Burdy gurdy. And woo!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Aahhh!
The eponimous strativarious???? 172?

*can't recall the coreect spelling*
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)
# 182 - rg
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Strativari-
Strative-

Strat-

Str-

Ah, bollocks to it.

Anyway, the cunt didn't make hurdy-gurdies.

But it's nice to know I'm not the only pissed-up prat present.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)
# If this hasn't been done I'll eat my hat
Albatwoss:

Quick, dirty, wrong lighting etc (I was going to at least try and stick some shadows on his face but forgot)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 2:37, archived)
# so gracefull :D


edit: gwacefull
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Favourite foods:
- Mackewel
- Hewwing
- Bweam
- Bwill
- Twout
- Bwoccoli
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 2:51, archived)
# throw im some stale bwed
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Albtwatwoss
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Alba, alba, albatross.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:01, archived)
# heh...a still shot...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:18, archived)
# This is woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 4:06, archived)
# Feel free to add guns!

If you can be bothered, I must hit the sack.
Inspired by...
b3ta.com/board/8848099

Edit: Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# ^wants
Tracked vehicles FTW!
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# TO HAMMERSMITH!
That bus is in Kensington.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# I can't say where it is
but I changed the number if that's what's throwing you off.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)
# no, I'm all good. i recognise the bulding
I think it should be the number 9
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# I thought it looked like a place on Castelnau in Barnes
and I'm sure the 9 goes down there.
I'm probably wrong though.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Not mine, but feeling a 'top trumps' style win
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Swastika wins
/un-willingly hands over bus
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# ha!
those old Routemasters had amazing traction...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Woo, nice one!
Tracks not always best though:
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# I ENDORSE MULTILEGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# :)
Tank you!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# hence the entire premise of the "Metal Gear" series
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# *wishes the entire Metal Gear was really about dancing Jeeves and Wooster tanks*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)
# That would require a pretty major re-write
but would be 1000% more awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 2:44, archived)
# who needs guns?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Kinda relavent

Luncheon of the Boating Party by Renoir
Steaming pile of pearoast but its yeaaaaaars old.
Hi by btw, its been a while
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Clicks...
meme central!

EDIT: needs more hypnotoad!
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I thoroughly enjoyed this.
Have a click from a lurker.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# *fondles*
*And discards like a cheap thai ladyboy*

*regrets the discarding*

*wants ladyboy*
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# *joins queue*

*wishes Darkpie would hurry up*
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# *finishes*
*sells slave in portugal*



*wishes he'd gone to an "older" market*
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# great party!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Mmmm. Roast freebase!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 2:37, archived)
# all your favourites are there
ladies and gentlemen!

that's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Jaffacakes too!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# mmmm.....
no party is complete without them :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# That is tip fucking top
more of this please
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# woo tastic meme-fest!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Hello welcome back
Blob cat has been missed. This is once again fantastic but compo? You nawty girl, you never read the brief ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Believe it or not im a goddamn teacher in training now
I dont get time to play my wii let alone post on here anymore.

Im too tired so nighty night
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# It's ok. I was not being
my usual tyrannical self. Good luck with the teaching of young minds.

nite nite.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# A teacher!
Don't do it - it's not too late to back out!

Only joking - best of luck (from a cynical old fellow ejikator.)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# the problem with education
is they don't let me set the curriculum.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# ha!
you'd probably do a better job than the current set of meddlesome fools.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I find the domo quite cheerily disturbing.
Especially as you seemed to have him in the smug bloke pose.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# I think he and Beattie are looking rather cozy!
Does he like Dick?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 2:53, archived)
# This is FUCKING ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)
# this is
truly awesome
(outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:48, archived)
# It's Mort!
He hasn't been around much lately, but he's pleased someone remembers him.

Woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# That is ace
Good to see an exclusive classic-meme only guestlist
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# that are just so beautiful my brain hurts
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 8:04, archived)
# shit!.....................OUCH!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Hahaha
I like that for many reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Olympic tron....
Goes wrong
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# disqualified...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Hehehe
walls that aren't blue? wtf?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I remember geting one of these on sports day
*sobs*

Painfull memories
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# hahaa what!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# ahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Fuck, those tiny narrow Italian mountain villages would be brilliant for a giant human game of Marble Madness.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Like that sodding bingo advert with the slags
in the plastic balls and the beach boys soundtrack.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# That sounds like an acid flashback,
someone had whilst in 'naam.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Chav Holocaust
*wishes*

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Zyklon B...
Is the big bloke that they've spent tha last 8Hrs trying to impress....




Looks like it wanked worked
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# hahahah
would love it if a rapper was called Zyklon B.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Yeah....
Especially if he had a song called "what's jew got to do with it"
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# :0
:)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# :/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Snoop doggy...
bris bris?



b3ta speak for we don't know what happens if you snip a blokes cock
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# "We don't need another 'Hiro'.."
pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Norwegian black metal band
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Really?
Any linkies?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# not quite as amazing
but still...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Fuck that.
I want something called Zyklon Bee. Anything called Zyklon Bee.

Preferably some kind of metal plated bee bastard-hero.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Adolf eichmann's
Hive?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# zyclon bee?
I is been drinkin'

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Would...
.
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Pffft
:)

edit: where?!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# He / She...
Already has "red-eye"...

I'd just add to the irritation
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# 100%
agreement
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# ^this
fucking twunts
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# deep lolz
chavlets. this word makes belly laughs.
(cdc #FF00FF, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Jewist
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Chavist
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# RACIST
paki kuntz
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# gayist
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Ageist!
.
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Runningoutofrepliesist
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Lackofrepliecist
.
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Tardist
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Crispist!
.
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Replyist
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Typist!
.
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Rapist
getting desperate
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Tiredist
and am now off to play joint ops.
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# goodnightist
Going beddybies. Night all
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Nightist!
And i'm now def going to play JO
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)
# snobbery's back in lately isn't it?
The sun beams down on a brand new day
No more welfare tax to pay
Unsightly slums gone up in flashing light
Jobless millions whisked away
At last we have more room to play
All systems go to kill the poor tonight

*pogos*
(horrid, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# FUCK snobbery -
gas the cunts.

edit: drunken apologies
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# yeah, they're so angry and violent
oh hang on...
(horrid, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Violence should be controlled and directed.
This is what 'they' lack.

edit: and education
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Controlled and directed at them presumably?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Yes, thats a correct presumption.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# most of them just seem to want to dress like bellends and play shite music from their novas
can't say that has ever driven me to want to 'gas the cunts'.

I think I'd have to be a bit disturbed to think like that.
(horrid, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Ok, I take that back...
I think that I may be disturbed though. :(

I think about Jefferey Dahmer and suicide too much.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# I think you'd be hard pushed to get Jefffery Dahmer to commit suicide.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# He did work at an Ambrosia factory.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# That would explain being evangelical....
Possibly too obscure a joke
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# He was only a 'born-again' christian...
...after he was incarcerated, which excludes his time at the Ambrosia factory.

He kept penises in a kettle - I think about this on my way to work everyday.

*don't get joke* (too obscure)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Ambrosia was the drink/food of the gods.
I'm fairly sure that was exclusively greek mythology but have heard it applied such that it is the drink of angels frequently, though that's most likely just erroneous.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# interesting but,
he used a condom whilst fucking a corpses ribcage.

*cries*
*laughs*
*maudlin*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# You'd have rather got rotten flesh and maggots on your cock?
*takes notes whilst looking pensive and nodding*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# lol
*also takes notes whilst looking pensive and nodding a bit faster than you*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)
# OH YES, FASTER YOU WHORE!
*knocks one out*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)
# *gets off bus*
lol
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)
# "Ahahaha"?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Sensible
He could have caught a Sexually Transmitted Chest Infection
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)
# thats kinda what he said,
no really
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Hmm,
This reflects badly on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Subtle one,
but a goodun'
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# I think I used to teach
the one on the right.

If so, he was a little fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# really?
I randomly found this on google.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# ha - it probably isn't him, I don't recognise his mates...
he's got a bit of a generic 'cheeky little fuckwit' face...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Hahhaha true :)
I just had to deal with a load of them on the train home, hence the directed anger.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Evening all. Anyone fancy a Smallgeezer
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# *Wants*
As long as he can cook
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I not sure what tallents he has
beyond being 3inches tall
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# The ability...
To create oversized tasty rabbit poo?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# this?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# pffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I would advise...
Never to Pffft! a menstruation.....

you end up looking like neil goldman
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# fuck...
...no.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# ......
no please
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Arf!
OH HAI THERE B3TA, TONIGHT I DISCOVERED ITS NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO SKI DOWN A DRY SLOPE USING SKIS BUT NO SKI BOOTS, I MANAGED HALF THE SLOPE THEN FELL OVER :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I may or may not have had quite a large amount to drink :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# then I... edit : may or may not
rescind my ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# We also may or may not have been told off for drinking :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Half full or half empty?
Wait....what?

Congratulations?
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# The ultimate pedant reply....
A glass is only half full if it is in the process of being filled...

And vice versa; it's only half empty if in the process of being emptied
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Shit, you've bamboozled us with logic!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Hehehe....
I've won many a bet in the pub with that one!
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# it's more than i've ever managed *with* ski boots :p
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I can actually ski properly, but wasnt good enough to be in any of the racing teams
So I just came along and shouted "GO FASTER" and "WIN" at people :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# owch
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Its fine, I walked back up the slope then continued drinking beers
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I recommend this place
www.chillfactore.com/

It is fantastic but ludicrously expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# THe only snow dome ive been to is in castleford, and we were on a shitty drry slope in shitty sunderland
but I prefer my snow on mountains which are alot bigger then the biggest snow domes we have over here, they are useful, but you are at the bottom in seconds really :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# What you need is a perpetual slope.
We must consult physics and the ghost of MC Escher immediately!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# that would be awesome, but a pain in the arse to get off!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# You just go off to the left or right.
This isn't a cartoon.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Oh so thats where ive been going wrong
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# That and the fact you've been skiing.
All the cool cats do downhill snow sprinting.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# I did run down the slope, and beat my mate in a race to get more beer
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Was it snow? Was it?
Was it really?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# No it wasnt, but it was cold and full of geordies
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I could say the very same of your mum!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# You could, but that would be a lie
And on that bombshell, g'night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I've been skiing all over Europe
as well as the odd time I'm near enough to Aviemore on the day it snows enough for skiing.

I have to say that this is without doubt the best indoor experience in Europe. The place is huge and dominates the skyline. It is however geared less for tutoring and fun, more towards squeezing every penny out of you while you are there. They won't even let you on the slopes unless you pay to be scrutinized by a teacher who decides if you are capable of skiing or need to pay for 3 beginner lessons.
But once you get on the slope it's as good as you can possibly expect from an indoor slope.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Yeah it looks pretty big for an indoor real snow one, well from teh website anyway
But most of our skiing experiences mainly consist of getting rather drunk and being dicks, and by the sounds of it, thats not the establishment to be doing such things :D
Im going to val thorens in january, so that should be a hoot hopefully, I hope the snow is as good as it was last january in les arcs :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I don't ski as much these days being an
arthritic old man but my wife introduced me to it.
My personal favourite for all round holiday experience has always been Kitzbühel but considering my wife arranges it all with her Sloane ranger mates and there are usually 10 of us off for a piss up, we generally end up in Courchevel or Val Thorens. You will be unlucky not to get good snow at Val.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# As long as tehres some snow, and plenty of beer and vin chaud, I will be happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# My best mate and his missues call 'em that.
Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# optimised to fuckery

from this sketch b3ta.com/board/8847539
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Jesus that's fantastic.
I really do hope that somebody picks up on your talent soon and employs you in TV. Otherwise I might just have to put you out of my misery and stop you making us all look so poor in comparison,
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# You are far to good, you sinister fiend
Is that the Mekon in his hot new set of wheels?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# he does look a bit like mekon
but i based him on the aliens from invasion of the saucermen, crappo 50s b movie
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Gosh, well i'm pissed enough to actually buy 'invasion of the saucermen'
fingers crossed it's good BASTARDS

http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_ss_w_h_/203-0053071-1761522?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=invasion+of+the+saucermen&x=0&y=0

And with that heroic cry, i'm off to enjoy passing out
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# VROOM
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# That am
feckin' ace!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Very nice...
But I've had that much to drink that Ricky Gervais has 4 eyes....

He wins until I look at this again tomorrow...

*cries*
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Vroooom
I likes
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# very nice
.
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# wows!,...and...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# bloody
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# It's like a mix of Mars Attacks and Full Throttle!
AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Ever get one of them WIPs that you don't know what to do with?


(WIP = Work in Progress)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# look behind you!
A three-headed monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# you fight like a dairy farmer
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# how appropriate,
you fight like a cow!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# you look like a monkey in a negligee!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Oh yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# ha, you're not good enough to beat the swordmaster yet
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# I know its a work in progress, but you could have at least finished it.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
# well i want one!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# I have got a folder full of them
and I know what I want to do with them but sadly I'll never get round to finishing them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Yeah,
I know that one :(
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# ha ha ha !
cool !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# and one more repost then


i promise my self i will go to bed before I turn into a more drunken disturbing nutcase

edit : woo yay at the nox snail
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# easy to get rid of..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Frail? Snog?
Frailsnog?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# a frog has just hopped past actually
which is worrying, as I'm at home. Poncy buggers don't seem to like the rain.
(horrid, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# no flaming skulls?...
...C'MON!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Yes, I know it's shit
and a terrible, terrible 'joke. But I'm going to post it anyway.

(5347, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Aw, don't feel so bad.
Have our favourite communist cartoon icons to cheer yourself up.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I suppose its too soon for a repost
Woo, both of you
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# It's ok in a reply...
Go on, you can have another one:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Good night!
and have a final pea.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I dot how ever have something aproximating to this



took me a while to find it tho
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# yeah its ok in a reply normally
but the repost I was considering is only about 8 posts down the page.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Yay! Communists!

(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Ahahahah
woosome
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Bit crap, but in the theme of things....
....all started when were were thinking of pub quiz team names.....

(Big Daddy Dale, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Behind You!
Radioactive! man
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Trundle, potatoe! Nom nom! Trundle, potatoe! Nom nom! and repeat


The Jet Wasp is better, but this is kinda cute.www.b3ta.com/board/8847242
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I like your style
pew pew
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# that's good!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You are good!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# have this, good sir
www.b3ta.com/links/237653
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# This is hypnotic as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I get that a lot
even when I'm not trying:
b3ta.com/board/8841390
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# :D
this is goooood
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I like you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# YES!
*noms*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Nom nom nom.....
Nicely done....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# woo hoo!
i demand a cessna sparrow!

and with that, i'm off. g'night b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Okay I'll do it tomorrow
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I made the Cessna Sparrow
Message 8848813
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I'm glad you didnt animate that or I would have
to kill myself having reached the zenith of my life.
Translation : yeah this is very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Have you seen the finished wasp?
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# :O
I thought I had. You mean there are more of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# I just added a little detail and did the depth of field
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# depth of feild seems to bring merged pictures
some thing that Gaussian noise just cant. I allways seem to mess it up with the feathers though.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I just tend to do it all manually with the blur brush, I get better results I find.
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Wants one of those........
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Swooon My perfect Car!
dammit how dare the real trundle bug make an apperance!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# oh

ps woo to your pic
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# likey likey
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I like this lots and lots
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# me too
:)
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# This is a good thing
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# wasp jet VS trundle bug...
...live on T.V.!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)

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