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# It's a b3tan.

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Can't stop, more b3tans to doodle.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# THFH?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# When he was 15?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# and only 8ft tall
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Ha ha yes!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Is it Zoot Cadillac?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I remember that cunt.
He was a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# He was just
misunderstood.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Why did he get banned?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I really can't discuss it.
I think that it is better left in the past ( but he was treated like a cunt both by a user and one of the estranged founders after doing nothing but ask for some abuse about his family to be toned down in future. )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Ok, then.
I shall not pry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# no, Stan was right
i remember him too.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Like Dr. Pepper
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# did you get the uber wacom?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# no not yet.
I've not got drunk enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Wowsers
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Wonderfuel!
I'd ask you to do me!
But I'd break your pencils!


I Said PENCILS
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# it's hard to draw
shiny, bald pates unless there is a reflection there to sketch ( like a naked man taking the picture )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# O_o


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# arf

511
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Its not me, thats for sure
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Simon Cowell is a B3tan?
Eeeeeeeehhhh?
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# excited :D
I'm currently cooking roast chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Race Election
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# SEXPANCE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# He looks much better that way!
Suits him :)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Hahahahahaa
run fatboy run!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# lol -i'm enjoyin'this
*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Shark in formaldehyde remake


Competition entry re-make of:
Wikipedia entry on Damien Hirst

while doing this Earlier herring competition entry. I think I like the earlier shot while setting up. The stanley knife has a little of a shart about it.

my recreate art version:
stanley knife, plastic lunch box, insulation tape, water, fishing line
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# no bridge
clearly fake
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# moving camera back a bit
you want to see the whole scene?

(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# nah,
just an auto complete/tired lame joke
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# still no bridge though
must still be fake.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# bridge?
Why would a bridge be needed?

stanley knife, plastic lunch box, insulation tape, water, fishing line

...no bridge
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# nor here
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# haha
noicely
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Heh. Now sell it for millions! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Ha, that's a nice shark substitute.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Yum Yum


This is not perfect, but ought to be enough to haunt you for the day.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Kadaj??


Woo. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# bum bum?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Nom nom?
Someone will shirley be aminating in some foods now...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
#
foods cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# That's nice dear.

www.b3ta.com/board/8848834
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Noooo.
DO NOT WANT.


But come one. You know at least two people were thinking of shopping it...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Oh I know
I know. It wouldn't be b3ta otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Hahahahah
exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# speaking of...
being haunted enough for one day

*eek*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# eek!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Dad?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# i think a union of the two
created mofaha's monster.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I love it when you wear those sexy clothes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# haunt?
that's less scary than the dreams i've been having of late
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Well,
people keep refering to me as a nightmare...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# awww
(please note this is not pandering, this is just regular fawning)
although then again you may be a real bitch in person and just nice on here, weird though cos with most of us it's the other way around :P
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I DO try
not to be nice on here, but i just can't help it.

I'll never fit in :(
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# feel free to call me a tit or something
i'm northern so it's just like saying hi, but everyone else'll think you're a bitch ;)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# thank you!
You snot-gobbling tit-faced rectal-minded shit-snort!

Woo! that felt good, but now i'm worried if all of those should be hyphenated...

*sigh*

I'm really not good at this.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I dreamt I went to a /talk bash
and they kept saying my talking was a threadwaste
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# dear lord
seek help if you're dreaming like that
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# first b3ta related dream ever
thank fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# don't know if i've ever had any
but i'm not on /talk enough to dream about that shower
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Haunt?
Surely you mean give the horn to
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# yeh
i was trying to be subtle but i think this is what i really meant
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Haha, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# BAPBAP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Cessna Sparrow

There you go Smash Monkey :)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# hahahaha!
that actually hurt, i damaged my ribs yesterday, came a cropper on a kiddy park spinny roundy thing, it's bloody lethal.

edit also saw this yesterday,RCA postcard reminded me of one of yours.
www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00062/postcard19_62040a.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# woo!
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Nice Italian Sparrow.
You have no idea how much trouble that bird has caused in recent weeks...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# RPS is shit, apparently, so sorry
Photobucket

Click for massive.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# It says click for massive
but it actually goes to a webpage on with a smaller version on it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# That'll be irony!
You've been in Merca too long!!
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# But then you click the little one and it does go massive.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# No, then you're on fucking devart without fucking wanting to be.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I'd prefer Flickr
but it's being a shit for me at the moment, and not liking uploading.

So DA is standing in for the time being.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Depeche Mode album art?



lully pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# was that speak and spell?
also, very nice pic
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# A broken frame.

simliar
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# that's the one
*too lazy to google.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Done it for ya.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Blimey.
That's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# nice new wallpaper
what's that camera trick called?..I can't remember
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# HDR
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# *sigh*

Not about the RPS, mind.
I am disliking HDRs that have nothing to do with reality more and more.

But maybe this wasn't meant as a HDR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# No, it was meant as a HDR
I like images that use HDR on the basis that it makes the person looking at it actually see it. It adds a bit of a surreal element to what would be an unremarkable picture otherwise.

At the end, it's all down to personal taste.

That and it sort of hides the fact that my lens is shit.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Can't argue about the taste bit
and I like a bit of surrealism

but you obviously haven't seen a good HDR if you call it unremarkable
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# nice
i like the hdr pictures so much, lot of possibilities... ;)
(Tzupi my cat likes tomato :F, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Too far?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# You made me spit soup!!!
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I wish I had soup
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Leek and potato.
Yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# sounds good
I might actually go out and get a tomato soup or something
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I think we have soup in our fridge.
mofaha made it last night. It was yummy. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# are you in some b3ta love commune?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# He's my stepdad...

EDIT: I totally wanna live on a commune though.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# right?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Left?


What?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# is that true?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Ooooh.
Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# My Step-daughter's dad Just out turned up of the blue.
After nearly two years of not seeing her!!
he split up with "the Bitch" as she calls her.
Which make it clear to us that it was "the bitch" not letting him see her.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Oh, wow.
That's fucked up man.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# She disowned him, once.
But if he wants to make amends, fair play.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Wait,
the step-daughter disowned him?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Sorta.
Her facebook profile says "I don't think I have a Dad."
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Oh, wow.
That's kinda sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I hope she changes it now.
If Dad sees more of her , then it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# bastard ;)
i'm feeling ill today and need soup STAT
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I read
'STAT' as 'SAT' and wondered what SATs have to do with soup...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# SATs are all going to be mashed up and made into soup
that's why the government cancelled them (in the UK that is)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Hahahahah
Some of my friends just took their PSATs yesterday. I have to take mine later in the year.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# good luck with that :)
it's multiple choice (isn't it?) - how hard can it be?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Some of it is written, too.
But my mate Brianna said it was wayy easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
#
A)...Not very
B)...quite hard
C)...
D)...Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# :D
multiple guess we used to call it

you well?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Aye.
You poorly again?
Or self inflicted booze related?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# can't seem to shake any illness at the mo'
it's an autumn term thing

matthew (not you) was sent home from school on friday after being sick in assembly and i think i've caught it off him

that or the booze yes ;) [ probably not the booze :( ]
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Get well soon, then
/ac

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# cheers muchly
i never seem to miss any work with this shit, it all comes on in holidays and weekends :(

so yes, maybe it is the booze afterall ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# not quite...
tongue pic shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# tongue pic you say

many thanks again to the Elvgren estate for letting my pillage their images.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Nah,
this one makes him look excited and delighted to be serving the lovely gentleman!

D'y'know, I don't even know much about this bloke other than he has very bad combover hair and seriously needs some lessons on how to NOT behave in front of millions of cameras. Yet I still dislike him everytime I see him. Odd that, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# exactly the same here
also, a good sauce for sauce images:
www.zimbio.com/John+McCain/pictures/pro
and lots more too, all protected by more copyrights than you can shake a stick at which is why i never use any, ever, at all.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# hahaha!
oh WiL...where will your hummus end?

end with that, im off to syphon off my beer, cya's later
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# nice wee animation :)
good work.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Y Fank U!
Took me a few goes before I figured out a simple method that worked, but I can now aminate any tinkle any place with aplomb.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# splendid stuffs sir.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Not too far enough.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# O HAI
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# HE LEIKS TINKIL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Ran out of ideas for music icons
so worked on another film-star picture instead


Click for link to download the 10MB 300dpi A2-size readable version - hosted on MediaFire as I've now run out of webspace :(

This is using part of the screenplay from 'Rebel Without a Cause'. I've also had to change the background from one shade to 4 shades, but as with all the others, there's no part of the original picture left in the end result :)

Previously :
Paul Newman/Cool Hand Luke
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# how was this done?
word by word?

computer program?

black magic?

other?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# slowly!
took the picture and overlaid the text (pure black) as a text layer. Duplicated the text layer 7 times and then lightened each layer to the shades I wanted.
Then used the Select Colo(u)r tool to pick the areas of the original picture that matched the shade of the text layer. Inverted that selection and removed it from the text layer. Repeat that for each text layer.
I normally then just add a single colour layer as the background, but it didn't work with this image, so I masked out certain areas and made a solid fill with 4 shades, giving a VERY rough picture with the text overlaid on top.
I can post up a composite picture showing each layer building up to the final image if you want :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# fuck no!
reading that made my mind hurt!

thats fooking woo sir!

have a stoat in a coat

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# ooh,
I've always wanted one of them

thank you muchly.

I'm currently having the Paul Newman one framed, along with one of my music ones (rolling stones lips with lyrics from my favourite 'stones tracks), both A1 sized. This might well get framed as well :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Speak English, Boy!
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# the following file
is an animation of the picture building up from scratch. The first frame is the original picture, the second is the new background layer, consisting of 4 shades. Then each layer of text is added in and finally you get to see a single colour background and why it doesn't work with this image.

www.clucksworld.co.uk/b3ta/jamesdeanbuildup.gif
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Oooh!!! Lully.
Do Resvevior dogs!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# seamy meh


*I is trying to book a train from Carlisle to London- going to cost 1 arm and 1 leg :-|*
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Trains fuck me off something chronic!
I do not understand how it can cost as little as £1 from London to Manchester but as much as £300.

Rip off merchants!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# have you tried
megatrain?

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Shittest transformer ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# is that the one
where you need to drive it yourself, and wear plastic overalls so you don't catch aids from the seats?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# no, it piggy backs on
other trains (not literally, unfortunately)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# are you booking for 2089 which costs £1
and today which costs £300?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# this is disturbing. very disturbing.
good job! :D

edit: i've been staring at this for some time now. and i think i will have nightmares today.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# :D
in you mind fingering your synapses.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Get a plane.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Get a job.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Get a life.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Get a loaf
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# meat loaf?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# loaf meat?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Flea Moat?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# me float
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# team loaf?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# OPTIMUS PRIME.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# GO GO GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Prime time octopus
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# polyethylene bag
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# suffocated child


10 points
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I was thinking this
just been liverpool-Valencia for £50 return... and I could have done it cheaper !
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# They are faster and cheaper over longer distances
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Planes are?
The actual plane is probably faster, but you dont have to wait for hours while some twat loses your bag on a train
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# i like trains because you can see things whizz past you
...cars are stressful because of motorway traffic jams

and with planes you get strip searched, sat in-between 2 fattys, given a piss poor excuse for a cuppa and then o arrival, find your luggage COMPLETELY destroyed by "random checks"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I'm getting angry at trains too.
Not just the prices, but the fact that HSBC are dorks and keep giving me solo cards instead of switch, and Natwest are just morons and I don't even know if my account is active, so I can't use THAT switch card to order the tickets.

FUCK YOU BANKS, YOU'RE COSTING ME MONEY.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# in a completely unrelated post
my tea tastes of petrol...should i be worried?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Have you used milk and not petrol?
Or is you milk gone off and turned into petrol?
Or have you poured pertrol into the kettle and now having a boiled petrol beverage?
Or other...?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# i think other
but it has all the joys of 99.9p per litre unleaded:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Put it in a car/lawnmower and see whether they work :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# joys!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Be honest with her, it's the only solution.
(completely unrelated answer)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Nuke her from orbit.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# but did you know obbma is a white man
PAINTED BLACK?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# they need to do way
to instain mother.
I finally worked it out!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# WOW!!!
DNA-LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# No, you have just solved the energy crisis
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Book in advance, or go on a mental route, thats usually the cheapest way
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# scary!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# haha ace
this proves she's made of rubber though
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# time for her to
smile like a doughnut
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# nice tit
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# BIRD THREAD
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# SOO OFF
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# YEAH
YOU HEARD
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# BIRD THREAD FAIL


:-(

with thanks to we are the lemon
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# CHAFFINCH IS NOT WOODPECKER
Is finch.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Enigmatic or just plain smug ?


The choice, my dear b3tans, is yours
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Neil - the young ones.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I love Neil.
:3
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# smuga lisa.?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Oooh
very woo. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# my first attempt at this
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# McCain day hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Okay!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# everyday is McCain day i think :)
Have a McCan
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Well, that's the cutest he's looked so far! Pearoast for Maccain day:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# SHIIIT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# haahaha!
Great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# no you not have base
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# lols
:D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Like the sky.
Satisfyingly disturbing.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# EWcomics #30 - Advert
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# haha
that took me far too long to get
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# teehee
good stuff :D
(Stinky_Goblin Smells trouble, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Pfff ahahaha
topper!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# NYOM
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# lol
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Nice one! Seen this yet?
www.b3ta.com/board/8827767
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# for some reason
the gibbering jaw made me lol the most
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Where art thy head at?
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Pfft!
Needs more tongue :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# me too.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Awwww!
Poor billy no shag :(

I got beans the other night, just to make you jealous ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *sigh*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Don't worry,
I was drunk and thus dont remember too much of teh details!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# and that makes me feel oh so much better.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Pfft!
So how do anyhoo Kebab?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# another thesis draft has gone off to my supervisor, who will kick my arse tomorrow.
that gets submitted on thursday. then I have shitty exams which I really haven't had a chance to study for because of the fucking thesis work...

and with that, im going to bed. (i hope everythings good at your end, better than me by the sounds...)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# pfft.
I failed these shitty exams because.

a. of the fucking thesis work
b. of fucking around on b3ta
c. of wanking furiously
d. there was an exam?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# there needs to be an 'all of the above'
and im not going to that badly...I'm ok with the material, it's just i'd like more time to prepare.

there's only one proper exam anyway. the other one is like a three day assignment.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Only four out of twelve chapters of my thesis were checked.
I submitted it with 2/3rds only having been seen by meself. Because my supervisor was a **** and took six months to mark those four chapters.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Sadly I've not
had sex for 3 days. ( sadly, who am I kidding? I need the rest ) But she did put her finger in my arse. Not that I want to make Kebab jealous.

,ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# i think you can have the finger in your arse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# You really haven't lived until you are about to spluff
and a woman shoves a finger up your arse just at the right time!

It's like some kind of sex valve!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# quiet a lot of that seems somewhat tricky to achieve...
i did learn the hard way that lubrication of the (my) finger was a good idea. :x
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Oh to be so young and naive
with all the joys of sex to look forward to. You have no idea what's in store.

My Mrs still, without prompting, asks me to "turn her over and fuck her up the arse whilst telling her what a naughty girl she has been" I paraphrase, but you get the picture.
That's dedication from a woman just about to turn 40.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# i'm going now. sorry to ruin your fun.
even though i'll provide many more opportunities.
www.b3ta.com/board/8848587
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# HA ha ha!
Nicely ;)

Ning Pasa!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# here you go
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# i keep thinking you are me :(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# ^this. it's the icons and the fact that you both start with 'My'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# ^not this
I can read :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# omg!
you can read?!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# ROFL!
Yessum!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# How about now?
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# even more :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Ha, it looks like the head is filled with water and the face is floating in it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Zordon shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Awesome!
I just watched that on youtube. Ahh, memories...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# *discos*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# THY!
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Ah yes
Changed it, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# *clicks*
scary!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Hands up; Who wishes this would actually happen to the daft bint?
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# care for some fruzen booben?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# TJ
www.b3ta.com/talk/5560611
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# mine is an intuos 3, but i haven't used the bamboo.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I use an intuos 3 A4
I think A6 is really too small for a tablet, but I'm not sure how much better the intuos tablets are than the bamboo ones

also the A6 is a closer ratio to his screen.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# a5 here, and it's mostly been fine on my laptop screen, i don't think i'd want it any smaller though
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Wish pain on another human being?
You've come to the wrong place my friend.

I'd just rape her.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Not pain as such,
But at least we wouldn't have to deal with her for a thousand years.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Being raped by me would cure her.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Isn't that just a general cure for anything anyway?
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Sometimes its also the cause.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# i'm with you all the way on that
would it be ok to cave her face in with a spade first though?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# who is it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# also this
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# It's good old Kerry Katona, scourge of supermarkets everywhere,
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# hums i do not believe she is the scourge of my supermarket.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# fuck it
that came to me last night, when i saw the new iceland ad
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# *sigh* since no one else has
fuck it
that came to me last night, when i saw the new iceland ad
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# put a bag on her head and i would fuck her
right now, i would hump anything
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# you and me both.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# *puts bag on his head*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Nothing q warm lightbulb won't solve.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# taking care of any shortcomings

cfb

elvgrenpinup.com/elvgren_pics.html
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# this looks like some sort of circumcision
nicely done! :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# *shudders*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# i had it done at age 5...
i still have memories

*cries in a corner*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# :(
*feels genuinely sorry for*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# nah..
now i have a good looking cock.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# i find the foreskin provides rather a lot of wanking variety.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# that's exactly what my friend says.
and i laugh at him.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# 18 for me
i outgrew it with disastrous results, twice. *brags
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# is it wrong to find sarah palin to be highly fwappable?
nice pic queenie
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Nope.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# she does have that naughty librarian look about her
here's a vast version for your delectation
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/gstqundercarpethuge.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# :D
now for some tissues!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# you are Ian Hislop
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Fucking would.
But then again, who wouldn't!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Good lord!
Woo gstq
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Hey Jah!
I am so sorry! I am gonna have to leave today alone now. I have only just woken up :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# errmm...
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# he's gonna shoot off any minute
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
#
www.instantrimshot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Rim shot
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# musical variety
not what you may be thinking...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Bye then!

See you later...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# hahah :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# And I love the way he has maintained the original art...
... by keeping a number of cats whiskers on the base of the tail.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# her arse hairs are out of controll!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Tranny spacecraft?
What's with the eyebrows? :)
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# One presumes it's a woman!
I mean, you don't see men sucking each other off, espepcailly on the interweb!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# you must be blind
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# really?
www.lemonparty.org/lemonparty.jpg

yup nsfw.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# oh my fucking vibrating god
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# i think it's kinda cute in a way.
like this:

www.xtatoo.net/images/vid_screenshot/pmd-2008-04-28-8qkkg3l2.jpg
also nsfw.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# because you're gay...
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# not really. just fairly open minded about sexuallity.
ie: I could get it up to a rather shapely cardboard box
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# " just fairly open minded about sexuallity."
best definition of gay.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# lols. Strangely enough, women always pick me as completely straight
*based upon a data set of 2.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# women never pick you.
all you said here today is lies.!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# they do speak to me. one of them snogged me. selfish minded cow that she is/was
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Hahaha.
Is it 2004 again?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# i hope so. Then I can change the entire direction of my life. maybe I'll get do it better this time
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# My poor, poor eyes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# there's nothing particularly bad about lemonparty.
have a look at the other one up there ^.

better or worse?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# eyes
:P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# science!


'ning b3ta, what's happen?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# we get signal discomeats
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# what you say!?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# You have no chance to survive make your time.
ed: you've gone way out of sequence, threw me off.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I live for chaos
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I'm sorry, probably, I'm more drunk though,.

musta been done 100 times
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# IT'S A LONG WAY TO THE SHOP IF YOU WANT A SAUSAGE ROLL!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Too right
and they're not open at the time that you want one.
*pipes*
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# A ha ha ha
Love it
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I wish I was drunkt
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I wish I was drunker
such that my words would make less sense, or at least I'd not be able to see where I pressed 3 keys instead of one. Then, I'd be having so much fun, so the flyer tells me, but the pedantipants haven't come off, so I'm going to bed, got work in a small number of hours.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I thought we might see this.
I still love it.

Also, TJ: I really need a title for my book, but cannot think of anything less dull than 'Bird names in four languages' for my translation guide.
Any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# what is your book about?
is it about bird names in four languages?
um...
Gai Alegre Billig A buon mercato

hahahah!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# That's not one of the languages...
...
...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# well buggery jip.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# of course, I'm completely predictable
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Swifts or swallows?
Feathered Frriends
The book about birds and the various names that they have.
A robin by any other name.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I like your thinking...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# "Tits 'n tongues"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Long term hibernation and bored colleagues...
is never a good mixture.

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# he he
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# heehee bewbage
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# be carefull! didn't you see southpark?
there are some killer titties going around
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I'm not very worried, they don't get close enough.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# i see.
I saw a 5 hour documentry yesterday.. 2 parts of 2.5 hours each.. about the Robin Hood Hills murders on 1996.
Was very interesting yet tiring
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# epic!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Well there must be something very wrong if they ever try to.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# with her or me?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# both
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# both
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# It's not?
damn
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# CATOAP!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I have just got up (with a headache)
and I don't understand...


Still... NING ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Ningles Wobbly, how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Like cheese dipped in curry source.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# i hate you.
i'm now very hungry. especially for cheese. which i can't get, until i get home from work in 6 hours :(

I don't really hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Work! ... on a Sunday?

Oh.... Morning Vicar!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# only day vicars work.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# yes.
the night vicars are just bums
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# just call me Mr. Jew from israel.
where sunday, means nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Hello Mr Jew from israel.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# /autoreply #somelie
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# hi thar wobbly bits. if you drink less booze, you will not get headaches.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# and not get
fun, laid, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# hums, they have to be drunk, not me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# it depends..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Someone told me last night that you can drink through being pissed...
... I managed to do it three times in one evening and my kidneys have deserted me.

Never mind, off to walk the dogs soon, that should sort me out...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
#
Someone told me last night that you can drink through being pissed...

oh luls i did a strikethrough!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# and made me giggle..
good job k3b/-\b

GJK
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Someone told me last night...
that you can drink through being pissed...

* I hate you... how did you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# the heading doesn't parse html.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# my rear end parses curry
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# have this then. curry nom nom
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTiMV1Vv1Tw
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# That is very "Special" - thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# morning sir

I bet my headache is at least equal in size
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# my breakfast
was two aspirin pills.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Good thinking

and maybe I shouldn't be listening to Behemoth as my breakfast record
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# no, this will actually help.
it will help you to conquer all headaches.

/stupid behemoth pun
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# hahaha
christ
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# mroing
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# still not seen that film properly
but the book is ace, as is the sequel, even if his publishers did know he was gonna die before anyone else (bought it within a month of him dying and it already had a new dedication to him in it)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)

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