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[challenge entry] TOAP
for the compo
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# If it were a real man it'd be 12"
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
# it's made in japan...
...i'm sure it's no longer than 2".
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# It's what you do with it
that counts.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Real Men are only 12" high?
no wonder I keep missing them! I should set my sights lower ;)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Unless you have a 6" pianist.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Do they also play with their organ?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# No
THe keys are far too big for me.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# NSFW!!!!!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# haha
what a cockhead
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:43, archived)
# OK then....
Let me throw it to you.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeearll
I'm the only human allow to wonder round the python house at London Zoo nekkid.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Nah...
I'm sure Jahled must've....I know I would
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Naa
I'm the only person who he's mistakenly photocraghed for Reptile Weekly.
Which is strange as my cock is tiny!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)
# You never know....
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)
# That's not my newt!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:43, archived)
# What with all the Credit being so Crunchie lately
we decided to open up the original coal-fire we had and create a real log fire.

So as it's Real Log Fire Photo Sunday


click for bigger and warmer
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# That looks truly warming.

I however am cold.


(all together now:) All i want is a room somewhere...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# With singing like that
you should appear on Flame Academy.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)
# needs more flammable liquids on it
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Haha you said liquid.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# indeed
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Fuck you funny man!
How are you?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)
# sleepy
how are you?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Sleepy also.
But I still have to do some work even though I am unemplyed :D

LIFELOLS!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)
# pimping?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Log on !
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# There's nothing quite like an open fire, is there?
/also enjoys the pleasure of one, together with a pipe, paisley patterned smoking jacket and also a monocle
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Just the ticket, old chap!
It's lovely and I'm sat by my computer desk just a couple of feet away from a roaring fire all toasty.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)
# i bet you're also regularly felated by young indian boys, aren't you?
makes the monocle pop out though
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# let's have a look then...
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)
# aahh real fires
no need for waste paper bins - just lob it on the fire!

(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Yep no waste, no need to shred documents with bank details etc.
just shove it on the fire.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)
# IT'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
or something. vereh nice. warm. cosy.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Is it just me
that sees a scary fire-demon face in that?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:56, archived)
# another!

click for big (298k)

and ya, i filta'd for the background image
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Killerkitti?
Woo!
Hahah, I like these :]
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# ZOMFG FILTAS?
Nice. ;)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)
# traced...
...with a shaky hand.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Needs more elipses.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# .....................................................................
.............................................................................YES!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)
# those are ellipsises
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Rather eloquently . . .
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# who's next?...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# *saves to special folder*
:D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# You!
*points*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:04, archived)
# That little rubble fella is waiting in the wings . . .
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# *puts on special wanking gloves*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I've just been usuaing *regular sandpaper* where did you get those?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# so your wood must be wearing away then?...
....it'll be a pencil soon.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I knew she'd bring sexy back someday.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# haha..........saucy stone-ager
*thinks wilma*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# i tried to do wilma...
...but she's just not sexy like betty is.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
# This gives me an evil idea.

(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# well, it looks like we're here to do what we came here to do.
let's get moving.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# It was late that afternoon when the judge declared that the DNA test proves that he wasn´t his real father.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I read judge as "jungle"
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)
# IT'S THE JUNGLE LAW
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Anatomically . . . Collided !
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# i knew something was gonna happen...
...they can't just stand there all day.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Atomic alley correct !
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# your Valinacity is...
...Valinicious.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)
# pfffft
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# two frames into that, they briefly become smiley faces.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# So happy together . . .
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
#

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Fuck! It's a tie.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# is it a fashionable piano tie?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
# made a hologram stamp(2nd class)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Cool
th t
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I see...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# §
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# ô
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
#
 
٩๏๏)۶
 
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Hahahah, that's beautiful.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# google likes that one

٩(●•)۶
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)
#
卐٩(●•)۶卐
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# hehehehe!
He just screams 'special needs'.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK?!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Apparently google doesn't like it.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# you broke the interweb into a thousand pieces
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Wonderful
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# :-O
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# i see the face on MaRs
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Don't forget to lick it !
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Nice.
Very Valin-esque.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Oh My !
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# heh heh long live porcu-punk
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# return to sender...
...postage due.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# another one!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Thy rod and thy staff are cool . . .
I like those things !
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I bet you are having to visit some odd
LARP sites to find your source images.

I do a lot of line-art. If you are using photoshop and would like any advice I'd be happy to give it.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# actually that was me O_O
Halloween and such
and i would totally appreciate some line-art advice!
right now i'm just adding a transparent layer and tracing
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# how are you tracing?
pen or mouse? and are you tracing with a brush or pen tool?

first thing is to get some depth into the work by varying the brush stroke size. Basic rule of thumb is to make things closer to you have thicker lines. It also helps to add dome fade to the brush. ( it depends on what the process you use is as to how you do that. but basically changing the brush properties in the shape dynamics to have some fade ( about 200-240 ) makes it appear that the line fades out to a point, the way that a real pen might.)

I personally find that it is quicker and more effective for me to use the pen tool to create a path, then I stroke the path with a preset brush, delete the path and move on. I have an action script set up for it and it's very quick.
It ends up with a more natural looking line.

Click for bigger
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# neat
i've got a wacom tablet, but i mostly use mouse and brush tool
i'll try some stuff you mentioned
thanks!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)
# I'll
be doing a line art and tracing tutorial soon I think. It's one of the things I've had in mind for a while.
I'm no expert and there is no right ot wrong, just I've had a lot of interest in how I do stuff.
Basically the easiest way to make things pop is just to get away from the preset brushes.
Just read up on brush settings and use some pen pressure fade ( or just normal fade for mouse ) and some size jitter so the pen varies thickness along the line. Use thicker lines for figure outlining and use thickness to create depth . Just those small changes can make something look far more natural.
Oh and you can also use the selection tool to make your lines. just like the pen tool you can stroke a selection with the last selected brush. The good thing about that is you can use the selection modifiers like 'smooth' to get rid of the awkward angles that always scream 'traced' at you.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Interesting
*files away in remains of brain*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:42, archived)
# another guy...
...kicked out of the Renaissance Faire.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Happy Remembrance Day!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Did he fuck someone's grandaughter?
LOOKITSDOMOTOO!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Hahah!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# pearoast a domobix commercial
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# eeheehee!
i would make myself sick every saturday morning with those if i could!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Hahahaa
I would have had a RPS picture of a bag of powder with the word "DOMO" on it, but my camera on my phone broked :(
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Hey it's not the Empire State Building but he's been ill lately...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# he is on one of the world trade centres
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Fancy that he reconstructed one of the world trade centre towers
just to lauch an attack upon New York.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# he is North Korean, he can do what he likes
it is probably made from dead bodies
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# south tower
if i'm not mistaken
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# bleurgh
what did he have for his tea??
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Something not sepia
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Huzzah!

one of my first posts
I am being a pea roasting whore today :|
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# King Kong Ill
ARF
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# HANDSHEILD!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Still ghostly ill . . .
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Another Mother 3 Animashup thingy: The Cattlesnake


(Meant to look like this)

Previously: 1 2 3


Also, a google image search for snake says related searches: hawk, turtle. What's all that about?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I like this
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)
# It´s because they are reptiles
since birds are phyllogenetically a mere part of the Theropoda branch, which includes all carnivorous dinosaurs.

And Google knows it, as it knows all.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# indeed
if you watch birds walking, you can see it
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# this is true
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# yay for paddling!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# SEE PROOF
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# You can see the similarity between birds and snakes
by the way birds walk?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# if you fill their drinking thing with special brew
they move in a remarkably similar way to snakes
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Winston Brew
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Arf!
I for one welcome our new cow/snake friends :)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Beefsnake !
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# hahaha!
good skills
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Awesome!
This makes me think of Sin from Final Fantasy X
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Hahah :D
I need to play more FF.
Only ever completed VIII.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# 8 was awesome, thats the only one Ive ever played
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I tried to play 7.
NEVER AGAIN.
Ugh.
8 is so much better.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# !?
8 was rubbish. The magic system was completely broken. 7 FTW!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I liked 8, found the story better than 7
But the magic system did indeed suck ass.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I dunno I quite liked it...
It gets a bit dull drawing 99 of each magic out of beasties, but once you've got a good few under your belt, you just pwn everything.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Haha, yeah
Just there drawing and drawing and drawing and drawing and drawing and drawing, just so you can beat ultima weapon
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# can i throw in 9?
the black mages at south gate was great
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I love you sig - however...
No ladder - Not real?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Depends on what you like, some people bum 7 and say that 10 was pretty good aswell
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Personally, the only one I didn't like was X-2
It was made of fail. Yet I love the music!

And Shuyin was awesome.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# This. Hard.
They should have just hung up the franchise after 8. Particularly when you consider how utterly rubbish 9 was in comparison.

I have still hung on to the old PS, purely to give that game a run from time to time.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Heh heh
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Leeloo Dallas Multipass


Awesome gif btw :D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# she even says "This is my b3ta pass"
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Final Fantasy as a "series" shouldn´t exist.
When each game tells a story that is completely independent of the previous games' events - like they never happened at all - it goes shit in my concept.

If FFIV was called "Air Ships are teh kewl lol", FFV was called "This game is about jobs", and FFVI was "The game that lasts more than it should", they would make much more sense.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# It's the only one I haven't completed.
The disc fucked up just after I got onto Lunatic Pandora. Could never be bothered to buy another one.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I'm replaying FF8 now
imo the best FF game ever (played all of them), but you should try again, X was real good and 9 aint bad.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I forced myself to complete 12 a month or so ago.
I've played several Final Fantasies and I always get to the bit before the final boss then try to do all the other little bits around the game, then realise there is a fucking ridiculous amount of stuff (most of which so obscure even with a guide it is difficult to find) and then give up.

N.B. I am redexxing on this.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I did EVERYTHING in FF8 except beat Omega weapon.
I got Eden from Ultima weapon, though.

And I think if you're redexing it's just you, it's fine at my end :/
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Yeah, well I don't think they had as many sidequests and shit back in those days.
In FFVII the only extra stuff was the Weapons, Master Materia, the two characters and Ultimate weapons/limit breaks.

The stuff never fucking ends nowadays.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Non-linear for the massive win!
Going through Fable 2 at the moment, and Jeezus there's a lot...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# yeah that looks massive, as does fallout 3
Why do they bring out all these awesome games when I have no money :(
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Humm getting quite tempted by Fallout...
Mrs H may divorce me however. Might have to give it a couple of weeks between exhausting Fable and starting up a new role player...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I think I'll have to wait until I finish my degree at this rate
then just nail it over summer or something.
Im tempted to get oblivion as you can pick it up for about £12 on play.
But that will still waste many many hours.
Saying that tho, ive wasted about 5 and a half days playing COD4 online.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# The thing is though in RPGs the stuff doesn't really serve a realistic purpose, especially Final Fantasy, because you don't need the ultimate weapons or great materia to defeat the final boss.
And after that, there's no more game for the stuff to serve any purpose.

I think it would be useful to have more stuff earlier on where you can get a good item which you wouldn't normally be able to acquire til later in the game.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Hahah, yeah.
I got all the GFs in VIII, most of which I levelled up fully.
All my characters are full level, too, as I went to the islands of heaven and hell and battled level 99 ruby dragons over and over again :D
I spent about four hours doing it.
And I also picked up a shitload of magic there, too, so I equipped 99 ultimas or auras to strength and hp :D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Yeah, see I always think that whenever I get to just before the boss at the end of any FF game.
Then I realise it's fucking pointless, not to mention that it would take god knows how many days to actually complete the stuff. Though now with achievements and trophies, game developers won't be happy until they make you do their boring shit.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# This^
Ive completed a fair few games on my 360 and still only managed about 400/1000 points for achievements.
I cant be arsed playing 100 grass court games on virtua tennis just for 15 or so points to make me look better
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Is it really that bad?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# That's ver' ver' nice.
I liike the attention to detail with the moon and clouds. *click*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I like that there's no traffic congestion . . .
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# i think i might put this as my desktop
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# ^ I've had her.

* 3rd building from the right 2nd from top left window
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# RIS
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# She's in that window.
As of now.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Oh... I see her now...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Personally..
I had to click the secret Click for 60000x20000 to see her in detail.

I still have this one as my Desk-top
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Argh
looking back at it I realise how shit it is :P
Hahah :D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Y
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# N
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# No why do you think its shit?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Seams, badly done...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)
# wow
really amazing! :D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Thankyou! :D
I found a list of tutorials that I'm slowly working through, it's pretty fun :]
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Oooooh
this I likes a lot :D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Cheers :3
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# this is the coolest thing i've seen all day...
...(i just woke up)................ but still!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Hahahah thanks :D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# awesome stuff!
*backgrounds* *clicks*

:D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Sorry...


...but frankly I'm still quite hung over and that down there is grossing me out somewhat.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Colour swap
swapswapswapswapswapswapswapswapswapswapswap
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# is that a turd? with a bow on it?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# caterpillar disguised as birdpoo
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Gah!
My headache was bad enough before this!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Hehe
But something similar has been FP'd in the past
I think it was
"Kim jong-ill"
"Kim jong-better" :D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# OK so it's a good idea if not original ;)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Well it made me chuckle anyway :D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# ;)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# My goodness . . . now he's looking mighty portly !
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# good shopping
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# This is goodness
:D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Oh . . . he not irr . . . he feerin' flisky !
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# here's some more.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Slippery little devil . . .
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# The doctor is in.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# RPS is shit
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# i think he's shopped the ring in
my BBC tech guys have found mis-matched pixels, not overly impressive though
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# *hands new sarcasm detector*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# nowt wrong with my old one
*hands new glasses so Mr Horrible can read second line of my post"
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# i've had her
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# in Soviet Russia, she had YOU
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# having seen your picture
I am beginning to doubt the validity of some of you sexual conquest claims.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# please submit photographic evidence of all of them immediately?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Having met mictoboy in the flesh
I can testify to his amazing powers of sexual attraction.

Girls swooned, boys suddenly discovered their inner bisexuality. It was a thing of beauty.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# ^ this.
100% true
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Well
I'd not touch him with mr horrible's and there's nowt wrong wi' mine. And remember, I'd shag a stab wound.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# A man of class and style as ever, sir
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# one can but soldier on
in these difficult times.


(sorry, I've been on the pop down the legion, remembrance and all that)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# in no way would you need to apologise for that
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# why would anyone wear their wedding ring on the outside of their glove
?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# to facilitate an internet joke image?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# i dont understand :(
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# google 'hello.jpg' safesearch off
but not if you are at work
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# i might not do that
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Well...
Why would anyone wear a wedding ring to take photos of their rectum?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# ???
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# oh christ
someone goatse, quick.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# .
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# that'll do
Om, observe this crude cartoon and imagine a real version.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# i can't. it's just too horrible,
mr horrible
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# "indicates married to an asshole?"
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# pffft

thunder and lightning just turnt off everything bar my pc... ok that was odd
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# so much better than the original
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# is it too cold for ice cream?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# This needs more out of focus meercat
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# DO IT!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I LACK THE SKILLS
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# like dis?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# YES JUST LIKE THAT :D
*clicks*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# needs more nearkat with ice cream!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# like this?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Too late to join the fun?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# HA HA HA
LOVLEY!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# ha ha ha
FANTASTITIC!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# He looks so very pleased
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# And now
my Sunday is complete :)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# And so is
my Sundae.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Hahahahaa
MY laptop is having fits of freezing at annoying times ie, in the middle of writing an email
Not happy :(
It needs a format, but I r lazy and dont know where my vista disc is
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# freezing fits?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Wee-ooooo Wee-ooooo Wee-ooooo
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# *chortle*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Please replace original post with this
this is win.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# this is hypnotic :D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# hah hah masterful/mouthful
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of your canines?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Chaffinch


Click for bigger (375KB)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# purty
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# thank you
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# niiiice
:)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Labia?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# you've had some very strange women
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# The last one he did looked more like lady bits
I think I shall reply to all his crow pictures as lady bits
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# So have you
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# *smooshes*
Ssssh. We don't talk about that incident in Thailand in public.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# OPEN DAILY LOL!!!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Vank I dont get it
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Easy
It's
VVank!
geddit?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# *something about curtains opening*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Sure that's a Chaffinch?
Beak looks a thin to me and the shape is more tit-like (fnarr).
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# can show you the photo, if you like
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# You're entirely right!
It is indeed a male Chaffinch, while I am a cock.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Bastards!
"What is happening here is a violation of status quo."


click for news
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# cor
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Well theres only one way to find out...
/ac
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# WWJD?
Probably stick the boot in in this case.

Saw a documentary recently about all the crazy political shit going on around all the holy sites in Jerusalem. Just bizarre.

EDIT Wah! Having /links /board crossover traumas!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# b3ta. the new bbc
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Probably hasn't bindun
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# that is so marvellously hatstand
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
# No not the Jam too
but I suppose it was only fair.

*Places 'A' Bomb In Wardour Street*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# But I like Wardour Street....
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Yes sorry couldn't think how it was spelt.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# *goes underground*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# *builds Funeral Pyre*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# *swallows Bitterest Pill*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# *Phones News of the World*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# *Surrenders to the beat*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# *Throws dirt at Mr Clean*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# *wishes he was like David Watts*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# *Drives through a Town Called Malice*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# *feels sick*
shouldn't have eaten rifles
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Just don't
Start
doing that again
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Probably not, no

But I like it
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Hahaha
What gerry from the west midlands said
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# ah yes
continuing this facebook thing, who the fuck is Scott Harwood?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Its earl otterby I think
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# whoooooooooooo?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# The guy down there \/
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
# so I see
I really am not down with the b3ta kids these days. I have no idea who anyone is anymore.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# yes
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# aha!
I rejected you because I had no idea who you were. All I could guess is that you were a b3tard of some variety.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# meh
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# yes
fuck off Paul Weller
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# is it you?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# no
I would have given him a good kicking and made sure he could never do music again
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# my hometown is where the jam are from, they are much like our beatles
everyone in my town has a paul weller haircut. they all look a bit silly
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Woking
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# thats the fella
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# thats utterlybarking mad
it has my seal of approval
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Precisely Thomson.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# no more and no less
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
#


Blaaaarbman and Blaaaarbin heartily approve
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# holy Blaaarb Baaarbman
my pants are too tight
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# i'm sorry.. it was funny in my head
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Don't know what's going on here
but I like it
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Hover hedgehog is hovering!
and a hedgehog
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# nought to sixty ......yay
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Nothing quite like a drive by gassing !
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Wrong.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# arrest him officer-----that's a rip-off price
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# he's a soho tramp
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# midget tramps are the sexiest tramps
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# silly silly mediocre
recumbent means lying down
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Thats over the screen, are you saying that I am a tramp :(
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# yes
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# are you magically 40 quid richer?
if so, then yes.

otherwise, no.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I am not sadly :(
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I've just been to a craft show
There were some photographers there, most of there stuff had been filtered. I felt like pointing at it, and shouting filtard. Now do it the hard way and stop charging people who things that have been done on the automatic settings.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Did you shit on their stalls?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# i was tempted
should have kicked them over as well
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Im imagining the scene from teh simpsons
where the mafia trash the town vendors so that they can sell pretzels, but that happening with photos

Edit: with some 60s music going on
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I will take some music with me next time then
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# That's a fair cop.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# So in the end he did come with the the copper
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# i was wondering when someone would notice that
i didn't realise until after i'd made it
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# To be honest that's what I thought the joke was going to be!
:D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Nice end sploodge there
:)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# well, you gotta have a good sploodge, after all
:)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Recovery from Internet Illness...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# very fuckin' busy!
harrrrrorrrw!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# very?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# very?
/ages since ive seen it blog
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha
perfect solution
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# that reminds me, i need to get a mem stick
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Haha
I'm a regal arien in New York.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# He's da illest recoverer!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)

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