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# Secret sauce for faking fakirs

/Daily Mail rant
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# *gasp*
Factualy inacuracy! You don' need to eat to shit. Faecal matter includes the shedded instestine cells and occurs if you're fasting on not.

*gets off high horse*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# And dead red blood cells.
I think it's mostly bacteria, though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# And Welsh people.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Only if you eat Welsh people.
Which I do.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I like their rare bits!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# haha

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I prefer the welsh / far east fusion
...Thai n Dai
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Only hippies like Thai Dai!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# ..breaking news, today a joke was killed on a popular website.
Police reported they were looking for a tall horse.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Damn right
None of that new fangled joke stuff on b3ta! Next you'll be saying Darwin was right!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# We'll have no jokes here, thank you.

Here, look at this drawing I did of this girl in my class instead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Omg u so fncy her
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# You don't know girls! You're not married!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Factually incorrect! Surely being married reduces the amount of girls known?
*waits for confessions, blackmails*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# You know Wil is married?
FACTUALLY INCORRECT BIARCH!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# HAH! NO!
Was waiting for prisoners married blokes to boast about girls thus giving game away, ACTUALLY.
So there.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Well why did you reply to the post saying that he was not married therefore wouldn't know any women?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# 'cause I reckoned some bloke who was married would boast they still knew loads of girls.
Despite marriage.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)
# High horse, I thought it was a rocking horse!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# No a high whore.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Ah ha!
She shits c-cells by the sea shore... :)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thyroid_epithelial_cell
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# If you're shitting out your thyroid you're doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# *wipes off neck*
What!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# goitre
room, you've been a very naughty boy for making that sort of mess.
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Actually I know this from a factual book i had in my khazi called, 'NOw Wash Your Hands'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# OOOHHH
Have seen that book, somewhere in the loft...

Have a public safety notice



edit/ Its mackeral for tea - if I go and cook it right now!
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# lovely grilled
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# No
I showered today:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Why would a person eat a fish?
I mean, why?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
# It's us or them.
We all have to do our bit to prevent them taking over the planet.
Plus, they're really tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Biochemist goes into a pub, and asks the barman
"How much is a pint of adenosine triphosphate?"

"80p"

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Gah
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# That biochemist lives near a very cheap pub!
edit: hmmm. I wonder what pure ATP tastes like...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# That took me far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Care to share it with the rest of the class?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# ATP/80p
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I see.
*sees*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# *science dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Adenosine Triphosphate = ATP = All Tomorrow's Parties
Equals Butlin's in Minehead FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# My tickets for that arrived this morning.
Good choice.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Gah.
I want to go to that but am all festivalled out for this year. Also: FUCKING CHRISTMAS BOLLOCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# It's the first festival of the year for me.
I was busy in the summer.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# oh crap
i must give my mate the money for that
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
# hmm t4
that explains that crap
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:38, archived)
# That is an odd technique of levshitation !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# humdinger!
hold yer noses....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Haha
top spong
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] I've spent most of my day on this, I must be mad,


Click For Full Daily Mail Game & Watch
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
Winnaaaaaaaah!

EDIT: I love the realistic shadow. Not that I'm old enough to remember them.

Although this was my fave of the lot. I saved 2 months pocket money for that!

Or would have if I had been born.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# built in quartz clock, holy shit
i remember those days, although when that came out I was 2
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Almost
You were two when you came out.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I used to have 3 and lived on them, I still have an original Donkey Kong Junior in it's box,
so I know them well, and yeh, thanks for noticing, that bloody shadow added about another 2 hours onto making this bloody thing!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Oh the pain of playing then in the back of the car when it got dark, waiting for the streetlights!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Or under bedsheets with a torch...
This game is actually unplayable because there are 5 moves across the screen but the enemies only take 3 moves to descend, but lets pretend that this is Game B and Game A shows the enemy at the top for 2 frames before it starts to move, eh? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# A back light button wouldn't have been too mach to ask for in those day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Prolly woulda badly drained the battery, tho,
as it woulda been a filament bulb (as there were no white LEDs then).
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Well it should have come with a torch!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Wonderfully Mad !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# That's a beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# that is too good
edit: what is the best solder to use for joining copper wire to copper wire
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Rosin core
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# ta
been years since I've done any soldering, only had plumbers solder to use.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Damn, lurkers for everything these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Mercury
...or donkeys.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:42, archived)
# hahahah
brilliant
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Cracking
stuff!
(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Superb
Shouldn't one of the baddies be a French Paparazzi?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Well, Diana just represents England,
and the enemy the marauding hordes attacking our perfect country...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Good point well made
gets back in Box (which is in Wiltshire)

:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I thought this thru far too much, but y'see, as a bairn,
I fancied I could design a better Game & Watch game and used to spend ages sketching out the LCD plates and writing down how the game would play and why and such, so this actually is just me going back to my childhood.

I had an idea to put one LCD over another at one point and lo and behold they came up with the same idea late in the day!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Well I really hope that FPs because it should!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Cheers!
Nice of you to say. :)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Fucking hell, it didn't.
I call fix!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I can assure you that it was worth it.
Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# If there's any justice in the world...
...this will be on the front page soon.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:36, archived)
# that is very good Wil
you should be proud of the time you spent on it even if it did drive you mad ;)
*clickety clickety*
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Bloody brilliant.
retrotastic *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Beautiful!
.
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# absolutely fucking EPIC *clicks*
PS great shadow effect too

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# that is incredible!!
Truly brilliant!!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# JAFFA CAKES!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# GONK !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# put a gonk on it
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# sorry J Peasemould Gruntfuttock - had to !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# hahaha
It's Quokay.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# The line forms in the rear !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Ris ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# The forms at the rear of the the line . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Ah sorry
being a thick twat here (just for a change!)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# That's not
suppoting the troops...

(Harumphs)
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# On the contrary
Teh Quo could be our secret weapon - driving insurgent to surrender with endless same old same old.

Read it in the Daily Mail

:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Good work, that man...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Another natural gnops
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Wish I could do a Gnop :-(
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I'm sure Justin
wouldn't mind if you did him!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# would he sign to you when you fuck him
instead of talking
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Y'know....I've often wondered if someone using sign language had a twitch...
...Is it classed as a STAMMER??
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# find someone then, who signs and has a twitch
also, what is the signing for "I'm cumming, inside or on your tits"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# or possibly Torrets
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# how would that work
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Epilepsy?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Honestly......I've tried to make one, but ain't got a clue.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Clone stamp tool is your friend
psdtuts.com/tutorials/tools-tips/useful-applications-for-the-clone-stamp-tool/
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Sir.......I shall give it a whirl.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I create a new layer containing eyes, nose and mouth - reduce to desired size.
Then, clone out original features behind layer 1 and clean up with The healing brush tool.

Flatten image, blend and touch up..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Ok bud, thanks. I'm checking out a GIMP tutorial on le Tubes.
You use Gimp?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I'm a frayed knot
but I'm sure you can do something along the same lines with Gimp.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# How's this for a 1st attempt?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Very very good!
Great subject too
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Cheers.
Added to friends, many thanks for yer advice.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# How I ruined a gnop and visa versa . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# cheggers?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Justin Fletcher
from Cbeebies...
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# That would be Cheggers play gnops
And I think there's an outside chance someone can post that.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I'm sure his testies are bigger than that.
Nicely gnopped though. Did they clone him from Russell Grant?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Shame
I can't find a decent Russell Grant Source ;(
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Have you tried 100g of Russell Grant to half a pint of milk and 2 tablespoons of cornflower?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I'll give it a go
I'm thinking half a bottle of red wine and reduce
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# You have that much red wine?!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# YES,
The Sunday Times Wine Club keep sending me boxes and boxes of the stuff!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Still, I don't think, enough to reduce the bloated hearer of imaginary voices.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# never enough for that
;)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# have you seen Russell Grant lately
he looks like an old women
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# No I haven't
So he hasn't changed then?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# no he has
he is much much worse now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Worse than being a total cnut
this I have to see
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# My best gnops
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# And my fave:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
This is perfect
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# splendid
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Jolly good!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# haha----excess sugar causes gnoposis
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# haha.......this needs a clurser inspection
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Ahahaha
fabulous
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Oh kays !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Thaksin
the man that nature gnopped!


(zonk, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# haha
no gnopping neccessary
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Bill Murray?

(I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# call me a cab
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# You're a cab
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# You're a cab
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# You're a cab
also Paul merson on jeff stelling "Its come back off the beans on toast" what a dick
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# hahaha
prats
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Hello King Cabs? I'd like to book a taxi for lord bofingham
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# thankyou my good man
have shilling for your trouble
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
#
You're a cunt cab.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# you didn't need the strike through
cunt cab was right
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# There's a special fair for that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# You ARE a crab
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# mmmm
rising damp:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Is that
Maxwell Smart?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Cab!
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# pffft
honky cabs
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# You're a cab
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Did someone shout bandwagon?

*shuffles back the biscuit corner*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Im rissing
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# It was orginally I'd rather go naked than wear fur.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Oh ok then
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# ahhh!
I thought it was "I'd rather go naked then wear fur." :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# You're thinking of JJ:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# doesn't work to well that one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Well his mother is the Queen:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Hurray!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# My mate at school's mum was the shake n vac lady
The grief he got.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# a shake'n'vaccy eh
a terrible malaise indeed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Well she put the freshness back
But her minge still stank to high heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# LOLWhat?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# did you get your bone sorted?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# yeah, the doctor gave him v1agra
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# LOL!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Are you referring to the fact that my ankle is in constant agony?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I have nice pain killers to stop that
you want?

edit: I meant your phone?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# OH HAI THERE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# you would rather be Timmy Mallet then have a Fakir on your head
I would go for the Fakir on my head, then be an annoying twat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# VMOS!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Oh PLZ PLZ PLZ let this turn into a bandwagon
*HOPES*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# you don't wish for bandwagons
they occur naturally and you enjoy them while they last.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# enjoy?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# it's a matter of taste, dear boy
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Limes!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# LIMES WAS AMAZING
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Limes WAS amazing
You are correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# That night was really funny, and I havent seen the board move so fast in ages
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I imagine that caused quite a spike in the log file
for /board/
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
#
night3 days

though for some it was unending hatred

much like 50ft wummin

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# pfft!
next thing, you'll be telling me that internet memes 'just happen' and that most attempts to create a new meme will fail
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Woah Nelly!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# listenup, bub!
I invented 'All your base' , 'Oh Hai there' , 'Longcat is long' , and a bunch of others in like 5 minutes a few years ago. It was really easy to do, but I got bored with it quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Woah Nelly!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# who is this Nelly creature?
Are you on a horse named 'Nelly' and having a difficult time getting it to stop?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Its a capibara called nelly
its a rouge, it plays by its own rules
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Whoa!!
Nelly...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
excellent!

Add some toap to it
And you're on to a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# WOAH NELLY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Know you nothing of how these things are made?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Genuine LOL
I never knew!! o.0
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# OH so thats how its done!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Also, I hope doing this to images becomes a wandbaggon
b3ta.com/board/8939381
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Jesus, that's an impressive thread
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Gayshift FTW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# quite so...
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Delurk/pearoast/relurk


(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# haha!
I've installed an addon for managing tabs in FF3 and just found out that in the right click menu there is an option to set the page to 'reload every xx seconds' ( or minutes )
No more F5 or right click reload for me. Next, the world!
( turns out it's a pain in the arse if you don't stop it running whilst you are typing )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Pray what is this addon called?
Sounds useful..
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Tab Mix Plus.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# grr opera had auto refresh options over 5 years ago
firefox has everyone memorized with its jazzy styles. *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Yes, and I used to
use opera longer ago than that. The fact is that Firefox has taken all the functionality of Opera and other browsers and improved on them in my opinion.
I don't do browser snobbery and I'm still happy to use IE. I simply use FF because it now has more functionality and capability than any other single package.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Haha, that could become rather annoying during writing big emails
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
# It is tab specific.
do you can have b3ta refreshing every 30 seconds, The BBC news page every 30 minutes and a static page not at all. Although you can set it to refresh all tabs. It's useful for here as it works whilst you are off browsing elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# That sounds like effort to set it up for pages
Its simple enough to click refresh or press F5
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# just right click anywhere on the page and click a time option to enable. 2 clicks on and 2 clicks off.
Actually there is far more functionality in the tab management, I just thought it was a nice extra I did not know about.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I was thinking that would be a pain also :D
Good for if you are merely lurking though....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
# it's very easy to disable whilst you type
just right click and click on or off.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Ah I see.
Got a link to the addon?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
#
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1122
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Opera has that built in
Because it is better.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Yeah better. Of course.
That's purely personal and I've not found Opera to be anywhere near as functional as Firefox for over 18 months.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# :)
I know it's personal; I'm ribbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I have made the most of the wire frame work for the goggles
My soldering isn't what it used to be
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Arf.
Nifty.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# whilst you are lurking
perhaps you could familiarise yourself with the FAQ or failing that just have the decency to tell people you think they make worthless shit so you deserve to post yours again.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Charlotte.


Click for bigger (140kb)
Other people I work with: Angelika | Nicola | Natalie
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# woo
nice pic
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# BIG BLUE WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Bit of blue for the parents?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I Like this.
I notice you haven't shopped any male colleagues as yet...
;-)

Edit: oops - meant to say *clicks* as well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Merely coincidence!
Oh how we laughed. If I have to gawp at someone for a good few hours they better be worth looking at in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Sir, by no means am I complaining...
Not in the slightest.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# You should do one of me.
I'm fucking stunning.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Ah, but then you'd have to work where I do.
And I don't think I'd be able to put you through the trauma of having to put up with the diabolical music that's pumped through our office.

But, yes. You are stunning enough, to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Woo
But I think she should exfoliate.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# That's stunningly good work.
All of them in fact. I gape in awe at your cleverness.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# How come all of your colleagues are so blurry and patchy?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# They all work for Vectors 'r' Us
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# And I'm that fucking giraffe bastard off the adverts, whatever his name is.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Lovely stuff
I love your choice of colours, much nicer than just picking realistic ones, gives it more flavour :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I never realised how difficult it is to put tits on a squirrel till I tried

still, never mind
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# You should try gene-splicing them on! That's the re..wait
I, I've said too much.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I tried it down the page a bit.
Its a tricky thing to get right.

Good effort though.

Sexy Squirrle Teim!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# your squirrel was my inspiration
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Yours has more PVC
For extra sexiness.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# a motto to remember and cherish
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Remembered and cherished.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I should make squirrels more often
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# It's not that hard
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# groan!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Just in case nobody reads the links board
Does anybody know why Youtube always runs the frame rate of a movie slower after an upload. Does anybody know what framerate the uploaded video should be for it to run at the correct speed once it is uploaded but with the sound still in sync?

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jFoUxHjkZos
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# science
probably
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# We can read the links if we want, thank you
I choose not to
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# i dont read the links board
and i dunno sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# oh dear...
Not an advisable strategy, but - being helpful...

YouTube converts the video on upload into Flash Player version 7* files, and the framerate invariably gets dropped.
Basically, it's because they are rubbish.

Edit: *And the video codecs supported in FP 7 are all rather shit.

Sorry for all the technical jargon - 'shit' means 'not very good'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Cheers
muchly
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# there's a links board now?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# What will they think of next, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Some sort of board purely for talking perhaps?
That's just crazy talk.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Madness, I say - MADNESS!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# There's a board now?
Isn't this BBC News?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# almost ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# don't forget the digital channels...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Where were you with this last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Doesn't youtube have some sort of FAQ
that would have removed the neccessity to post a non-picture here?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# no
strangely most of their answers involve posting your questions here.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# There's always someone has to ruin the portrait
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# *ignores Mrs Trellis till 25,000* ;)
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *posts endless nude photos*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *fiddles with "brightness and contrast*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Ha! Caught you!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# brightness and contrast?
is that what you named them? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Well ya know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Brightness and contrast, left and right testicle?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Nah,
I have 2 cocks ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Was feeling silly :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I would never have known...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Well the source image needed a little something
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Exactly what I thought when I saw this:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# So what are you going to do with it?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# B'dum tsch.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# *does the silliness boogie*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# What a dancer!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I find it's easier with fewer clothes on
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Oh, you...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# *shimmies*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# *funks on down*
Yes, I said 'funks' ..., ok?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# two drums and a symbol fall off a cliff
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I saw this and I thought
"it needs to be shopped".
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Gnops teim?


I could mess with a gnops for ages and still never be happy with it. Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# wood
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# hard
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# is that the chick from transformers?
she is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# What does she transform in to, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# a girl who looks for personality, not popularity
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# haha. that's the plot is it?
plot = personality > popularity + ROBOTO!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Someone with a bigger face
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Nonsense.
Someone with a smaller head.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# woo!
This one turned out pretty good.

I agree tho, I have created many gnopsen and simply deleted them after many seconds of hard work
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I'd been messing with the chin for about an hour.
In the end I just repasted the original and worked on that for 5 mins and it seemed to just about come together. Not QUITE right though but I've wasted enough time on it.

Also it makes it easier if the gnopsee is someone like this, I find.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# oh yeah
see a big smudge mark now :D

why did u tell us i didn't notice it before hehe
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Dammit!
Hoisted by my own petard!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I would but only like this, usually her face looks wrong
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Yes, yes.
I can imagine you sadly shaking your head, whispering "Sorry, love. Not unless you can shrink your face."

And walking slowly, alone, from the nightclub.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Wouldnt be the first time
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# A man of principle.
Admirable. In a mad way.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# will half a gnop do?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I imagine that making a sound something like
*Flnop* as it slaps against his flabby chest.

*shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I thought it was Angelina at first.

Ah It is, top gnops too btw
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# it is
even says so top right
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# It was Angelina at first. Who does it look like now? *confused*
Nicely, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# *is confused too*
Have a Jordan then...
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# The perfect complement to her sponged boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Nicely shopped.
Makes her look more human.

Have this in return

(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# heheheheh
Moar of this sort of thing
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Seeing as I'm whoring them out ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# boobie gnops
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Christ.
I can see her face now.

Curse you!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# to me, ALL gnopsen look like Jay Leno
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

yes!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# To me all Jay Lenos look like gnopses.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Shopped only please.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Arf! Braw.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# splended!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Thang queue.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] not done by the great architect


Click for bigger (88KB)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Excuse me?
Actually, I just read the headline :D Pfft!

Have a pearoast!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# very arf
very art
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# *finds original and clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# are you trying to tell me that Archie hasn't done that mule?
I find this hard to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# yes
the mule is still a virgin.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Is he related to it then?
/norfolk stereotypes blog
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# well played old man
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# *taking notes*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# laziness on my part
Was the best Daily Mail Mail image I could find

Goes to show the quality of TGA when I pick a fake over the real Daily Mail Image
(Rotten ICE Ninjurker, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Bastardised Childhood
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I think we have just found a new definition of wrong
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Do you have a click for bigger Monsieur Beurres?
I can't read that with my mongy eyes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# ctrl+scroll wheel scales the page :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Technical wizardry!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Or the right hand side of your touchpad.
Tough part is rescaling back to the right size.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# If you're using firefox
Try pressing Ctrl+0
(Whoopie the slug, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Have this legable image as a way of apology
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Hahah that's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Why thankyou
...and finally..

(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I take it you never want to read Mary Poppins again then :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Quite the contrary
This had made me want to read it more...

(being that I never read it in the first place, just started attacking it with a scalpel)
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Fair enough :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# After cutting up his book he can't even if he wanted too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Hahahah, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# No worries,
I realised that I could just open it in Paint.net and zoom in :D

Very good, noth of them :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# If you use Firefox get imagezoom -- it is 'da bomb!'
imagezoom.yellowgorilla.net/

All I need to do is rt-click and scroll over an image to allow my old weak eyes to see what you younguns can see
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Isn't that just ctrl + scroll with added hastle downloading?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I tried that,
but I have no mouse, just a laptop mouse pad :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# The very right hand side of a touchpad is usually the scroll part?
Has been on the few I've used anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# mouse pads are the embodiment of the antichrist
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# You're not wrong!
But I don't have the space at the moment for a mouse :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# but i like to keep the text the same size
I can also rt-click+middle-click to reset the image back to it's default size.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Yes!
Imagezoom is a wonderful little addon. Wouldn't be without it.

And the Imagefit option pays for itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# This is why scissors and prit stick exists!
w/y/h/p *clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Haha, filth!
I like your sig
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# BAN THIS .......
click
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Hahaha
you mad bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# possibly the greatest thing you have ever done
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# This is so much awesome
I wet myself.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# FAB!!
hahahahahahahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
# brilliant.
fact.
(bodders i'm a mighty pirate, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)
#


CFH
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Very nice!
Is that The Giant Percolator that is the Lloyds building?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# The very same. I'd not seen it before, somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# What? Really?
I used to work in there. It is probably my favourite building in London. Have you been inside it now?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# No man - is Joe allowed in?
I'd love to.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Yeah,
you can go on tours I think. Well you certainly used to be anyway.

It is so amazing how the outside is so modern, but then inside is all hardwoods and georgian looking.

Well worth a visit.

If you can't get in, just become an INsurance Broker for a week or two ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Oh wicked. That's me sorted for something next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I have just gazzed you some details :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# 'Lo Red
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Noon Earl.
Im not bad, I have to go up to the high street shortly to get my phone fixed though :(

And yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# i'm ok, feeling better
working on my steampunk goggles
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Nicely nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# It's blue,
what else is it supposed to be?
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8939756
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# It's a post-modern study of irony from a Marxist perspective using Kropotkin's theories
of social dysfunction as a filter by which capitalism can be examined from an objectively benign viewpoint.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Suddenly hates it ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Oh you just don't understand my beautiful pain!
*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Shut it you tart!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# *kills*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# They may be dyslexic but their heart's in the right place.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I hope they've waxed then
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# No but they did have a big cone before though:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# They look very nice
Have they spruced themselves up?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# On that note
I'm off to lunch!

Don't pine for me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# no need to leave
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# bless'em
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# then why the hell are they hiding behind the sign, if they are proud to go naked
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Coz they know you'd be looking ya perv!
That's why I shopped them not right in the foreground. It stop you from breaking the restraining order.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# the dangers of being single and horny
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# They should take the sign off then
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Now with 10% less TGA tag


Sorry if bindun, haven't been on much recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Needs more squirrels with tits
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Oh, sir...
doesn't everything?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# God I could say something but it'd be too bad even for B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# g'wan...
you know you want to...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I know someone would ask and the I could take great satisfaction in not saying.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I was being polite.



/couldn't give a rat's arse blog

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Yeah you do yer slut!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# *puts on even more lipstick*
Who you calling a slut?

*flounces so much it would make Pasanonic look like a wimp*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Now that just isn't possible and you know it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# *strikes a pose*
Yeah - well watch This!

Edit: *stumbles off far-too-high heels*
Darn!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# See!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Well, it was worth a shot, wasn't it?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Ninjaed to your wish, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# wooooo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# phwoar-full frontal
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Ninja-ed again to preserve squirrel modesty.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# My new web filter at work is very effective
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha
Sorry the voices made me do it.



I would have used arial bold but for some reason it won't go off itallic.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# you should have used comic sans
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# It also appears to double as a functional winter headwear
*invents cat scarf*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Mmmmm furry muff:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# *ahem*
www.morehousefarm.com/KnittingKits/Scarves/CatWrap/CatWrap.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# awwwww, cute!
do you own one?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# No, I just did a GIS for cat + scarf
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# that thing looks possessed
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# possessed with love
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I used to wear my cat as a scarf
He loved it!

His whiskers used to tickle my ears though.
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# pfft
needs more milk
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Awwwww!
I wish work places did just have cats wondering around :D

Well, other than the Cats protectionb league of course....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)

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